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Honey.

Good morning.

We're running late for church.

It's time to get up.

Come on.

It's not my weekend too.

It's not my idea.

But Dad's already freaking out.

How's he always stressing about going to church?

I don't know.

I'm like ruining the weekend having to get up on Sunday.

Go to church.

I just live here.

Thanks, Mom.

I appreciate the solidarity.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

And, you know, something's just worth fighting over.

But, time to get dressed.

I don't know if you have time for a showering more.

Alright.

I will, uh, I'm up.

I'll get up.

Okay.

Thank you.

Love you, Mom.

Love you.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I'm supposed to do that this about taking a shower.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Mom.

You finished?

No, I'm, I, uh, I'm kind of thinking I need to miss church today.

I don't, that's not going to happen because you already missed last week we all did.

So, um, I'm kind of having some problems though, Mom.

And it's probably better I don't go to church.

What kind, what kind of problem?

Um, guy problems, Mom.

Maybe I don't know if you'd understand, but, uh, you know, something I probably shouldn't.

You're going to have to give me more than that if you want me to intervene with the big guy.

It's the big guy.

Yeah, the big guy and the big, big guy.

Um, morning wood.

That's your problem that you can't go to church because you have a morning wood.

Yeah, Mom.

You don't need to tell your dad that you have a morning wood and that's why you're too aroused for Jesus today.

I wasn't, I was hoping you wouldn't tell him.

I don't think he's going to go for that.

I don't know what to do.

I've been trying to get rid of it for the last half hour.

Well, try harder.

I guess I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm not a dude, but I think it's, I mean, we're, you're wasting time right now.

So go whack it out or whatever we can say out.

Quickly.

That doesn't make it worse.

Oh, sorry, Mom.

I'm not going to worry.

Okay.

Chop, chop.

Oh, she's, Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

Oh, she's, Mom.

Mom.

How'd you tell?

You going to hear the towel, I think?

Well, that wasn't.

Are you done yet?

No, I'm still.

Well, baby.

What do you want me to do?

I told you I'm trying.

Time's the way he's done.

Well, I can't, you want me to walk around a church like this?

What will Jesus think?

I know he was a guy.

Um, what are you doing?

You used to love these.

You were quite the mom's boy back in the day.

Yeah, it's um, oh.

Wow.

That's gotten bigger.

If you're offering to help, I'll take it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I just meant to share the cleavage.

But, I guess you've seen my nipples before, especially.

I used to be wearing your teeth.

Oh.

We used to hang out and you would just suck on my titties for so long.

Oh, Mom.

You were a comfort feeder.

You were just like right here.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

So, a little motivation.

Let's definitely open it up.

Let's definitely open it up.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, these sensitive little nipples.

Mm-hmm.

It's something.

I've been doing the Stairmaster a lot lately.

Oh.

Been working on the thing?

Oh, let me see the product, please, Mom.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, God.

Helping me come for Jesus.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God, Mama.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good baby stroke and it's so good.

Oh, my God.

That's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Dad's not going to find out about this, is he, Mom?

No, Dad will never find out about this.

No one can find out about this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm getting close, Mom.

I'm going to get it so close.

Okay.

Mm, I brought you to tell, so.

Oh, my God.

You just let me know.

Oh, my God.

Does this help a little?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

It's so stupid.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Oh, I got a package.

Sorry.

Okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my god.

Thank you, Mom.

You're welcome.

Oh, you're ready for church?

I'm guessing we'll be looking forward to Sundays from now on.

Thanks for your help, Mom.

I'll get ready.

Uh-huh.

Love you, okay.

I love you too, Mom.

Now I'm serious with 10 minutes.

Yes, ma'am.

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Oh, shut it up.

I'm having the same problem I had last week.

Your man problem?

Trying to take care of it right now.

Is dad Russian like normal?

Yes, of course.

He wants to be on time.

Is there any way you can help me like you did last week?

I can try to interfere with your dad and keep him busy and install as long as I can.

I was thinking more like what you did last time with maybe opening your robe a little bit.

It helped.

I've been going at this for a few minutes now, but it's not going away.

I'm just trying to think of anything I can do.

Well, I didn't really like that.

Well, we're in a situation though.

You just keep doing that.

Oh, God.

I don't know.

This is not good.

This is not supposed to be going on Tuesday.

For the sake of your father not losing his shit.

Okay.

Okay.

Is that helping?

Yeah, that'd be great.

Okay.

I'm going to get a hurry.

I know I'm learning.

Mom, just show me a little bit more, please.

I'm trying to get this done over here for you.

Well, I mean, we're both going to get berated and yelled at it.

I know.

We're holding things up.

Oh, crap.

Oh, shit.

He said dad.

Oh, God.

No, honey, he's up.

He's fine.

He'll be ready on time.

I know.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

You're going to speed it up because he's losing shit.

I'm trying to go as fast as I can.

Mom, I don't know what else to do.

Hey.

It's not working, Mom.

It's going to take too long.

I don't know what else to do, Mom.

I'm doing my best to stroke it.

Can you help me or something?

I'm, I feel like I'm helping more than an appropriate amount.

All right.

Okay.

Yeah, but I mean, my hand's getting tired.

It's not going away.

I don't know what else to do, Mom.

Um, Dad's getting pissed.

We're taking too long.

Daster?

I don't, I don't know.

Um, please, Mom.

So we can get to church.

Help me out.

So we can get to church.

Yeah.

That's such a sinful, terrible line to be using.

Oh, well.

But, and unfortunately is the truth, I guess, in this situation.

Because there will be hell to pay.

Okay?

Yeah.

Is that good?

Can you get apron there?

No, but, need more.

You know.

Ha.

It should take your robe off.

It'll be easier then.

Okay.

I'm kind of cold in here, but.

Um, just like that, Mom.

Keep going.

Okay.

Uh, so you dance in the next room.

Uh, uh, uh, and we're supposed to be at church right now.

Here we are.

That's different.

I gotta put my leg over something.

Okay.

You want to crawl up on the bed all the way, Mom?

I'm not a be easier.

Um, I don't know if that's a relative term, but.

Wow.

Okay.

It's a little easier.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, keep doing that without help.

Okay.

I get so I have to keep quiet.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

It's helping me come before church, Mom.

I appreciate it.

Uh huh.

Uh.

Yeah, that's it.

This is one of the weirder things we've done as a family, but.

I guess to keep the peace.

Mothers have to do all kinds of things.

Um, to help me finish, Master.

Yeah.

Can we, can we try like a different position, basically, just to get it over with?

Uh, okay.

I guess.

I have a floor, Mom.

All right.

There's.

Oh, here we go.

There's more room for you.

Okay.

Uh.

Oop.

Oop.

Better visual, men are visual.

It's a visual thing.

Uh huh.

Ruby shaky.

Uh huh.

Keep going, Mom.

Oh, sweetie.

Don't you dare.

It's for church.

I'll be coming for church.

I'm coming for church.

That's good.

I'm coming for Jesus.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

What do you think, babe?

Are you getting me?

Helping?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna tell.

Okay.

Oh yeah?

All right.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'll make a mess.

I'll make a mess.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, uh.

I'll get ready for church.

Thanks for your help, Mom.

I appreciate it.

Yep.

You're welcome.

I guess.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

I'm gonna get ready for church.

Oh.

Hey, mom.

Can I have a good effort, church?

Okay.

Um...

Do you...

Do you think you can help me like you did last week?

No.

Why not, Mom?

Because that was weird.

And you're a big boy.

You can take care of this on your own.

We're not going to get into this weird habit.

Okay.

Um.

You say so, I guess.

Yeah.

I say so.

Does Dad freak out about you on the church?

Of course.

Oh, God.

Um.

And Grima's going to be joining us this morning, so really can't be late.

Ready?

Yeah, okay.

Fine.

I'll get ready.

Okay.

Um, I'm going to jump in the shower.

All right.

Well, come in after you're done.

Okay.

Bye.

Sure.

Sucks.

Hey, Mom.

Hi.

What's up?

Um.

Dad's freaking me out.

He's rushing.

He's saying we're going to be late.

When you're naked.

Yeah.

I can't get this to go away.

Okay.

Um.

Can I have one second?

Well, Dad's going nuts out there.

And he says we're going to be late and I need to get in the shower.

And.

Okay.

So, uh, you got to take care of this?

Well, I'm trying to, but I told you it takes me a while and I really honestly might need your help again.

And I said, you didn't want to.

You want to get into your routine and all that.

But I don't know what else to do.

Okay.

Where's your lube?

I don't have any.

I don't have any.

I don't have any.

I don't have any.

I don't have any.

I don't have any.

I don't have any.

Dad was messing like going nuts in there about me being late for church.

So I don't have any lube.

Um.

I mean.

We're wasting time.

What do you need?

Some girls.

Sometimes use their mouths to help guys.

This is for church, mom.

I'm trying to get this to church on time.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Um, sorry.

I'm just hearing your father losing his shit in the back of my mind.

Uh, I guess.

Sit back for a second.

One second.

You finish yourself in the shower.

Yeah.

You know who to deal.

This is exceedingly weird.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

This is exceedingly weird.

This is exceedingly weirder than the other things we've done.

Can I at least-

I'm just trying to get to church, mom.

Nobody appreciates that, okay.

Like that?

All done?

Okay, we should come in longer than that, mom.

Oh.

Oh, no.

I never really liked this.

I don't have much spit.

Just keep coming.

Just like that.

Just keep coming.

Just keep coming.

Yeah.

I think I'm a big dick.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

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I'm gonna get straight A's a semester.

Uh.

I don't wanna hear any bullshit.

Uh.

Uh.

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And

it's- it sounds like a fancier but no.

Um.

Uh.

Will you do that?

I hope.

Yeah, Mom.

Just give it over.

Yeah, I...

So we'll get to church.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I really appreciate it, Mom.

If your dad asks, I want jewelry for my birthday.

Oh, yeah.

And a new car.

Oh.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

And I want grandkids in the next five years or so.

Okay.

Let's just focus on getting the church one.

Oh, God.

I feel like this is a good time to make demands.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I gotta hurt my throat.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, girls, do it like that.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Keep going just like that, Mom.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

That's it.

I just lick it for a minute.

Uh-huh.

Just keep going on.

Go fast, Mom.

Go fast.

Think you're ready, Dad.

I think I taste...

I don't know.

Salty pre-com, something.

I mean you're getting closer.

Oh, she's calling on, please.

Is that real?

Oh.

Oh, really?

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, it's not easy.

My mom getting close.

Oh, God, my mom getting very close.

I'm not going to swallow it.

Come on, Mom, please.

Fuck.

Fuck!

Oh, my God.

Oh, almost drowned.

Oh, shit.

Alright.

I'll be ready for church now.

Ready?

I'm not going to swallow it.

I'm not going to swallow it.

I'm not going to swallow it.

I'm not going to swallow it.

I'm not going to swallow it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, honey.

It's a time for church.

No, not today.

I know that was Dad leaving for church.

So that means I get the day off. I don't have to get up really. Can you go back to sleep?

Yeah, I guess so. Thanks, Mom. That's awesome.

You're welcome. Jesus will understand.

Yeah, this time.

Since it's Sunday though, do you think you could still help me?

Well, you guys were home alone.

Yeah, a little Sunday traditional life. Your dad is such a

...

Keep our Sunday traditional life. Yeah, take the room back too.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm from a bed, Mom.

Don't mind if I do. You want a little help getting

what looks like you pretty well started here, but

...

Did it actually help last time? Yeah, it's just teasing me.

Just do it. Oh, you're so mean.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I meant what I said about your dad not being nearly this big.

I don't know where you got that. Maybe your uncle.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, please. You've got a little stuff. Yes, please.

Mm-hmm.

Best?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, let me try it off the side of the bed again.

That felt so good next time.

Oh, thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, just like that.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

I don't know about all this.

Mm-hmm.

This is what the kids are doing these days.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God, I can't take it. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm up here. I'm on the front.

You're so bad. Oh, yeah, but you wanted to come on.

Are you bouncing on the deck? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, baby. Oh, good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, let me slow down. Please let me slow down. Okay.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, my God.

That's good. Mm-hmm. Okay. My favorite.

Alright, I'm gonna turn around. Hold on to the side.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my God.

It's still not just like that. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Oh, that's my favorite. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm so, so, so, so, so.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm doing it for Jesus Christ.

Oh, how much I do it? Oh, what do you make me come?

Oh. Can you do it the side of the bed? Oh, oh.

Yeah. Okay, help us. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I think I got some more glue for you.

For me, not for you.

I think so. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

It starts, I know Dad came here. Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Babe. Oh, my God.

I can't believe, instead of going to church, we're fucking on Jesus today.

Ah, ah, ah,

ah, oh.

Oh, your Dad would be so fucking pissed.

Oh, oh, oh, baby, oh.

Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, baby.

Oh baby baby baby

Oh my god

Oh my god

I don't think we had an orgasm like that

Oh, decades

Sensitive

You're a sensitive

I want to hit it from the back

Get out there mom

Oh, oh, oh

I'm dead mom

Up up there, all the way

All the way, all the way

Keep going, all the way

There we go

Oh, you ready?

You ready?

Yeah

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Good

Oh, oh, oh

Oh my god

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh my god

Those big balls

Oh, honey

Oh, you're gonna make mommy come again

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, tell me when you're gonna come and I'm gonna come too

Oh my god, oh, I can't believe my son

Fucks me so good

Oh, oh, oh

You're gonna tell mom

Oh my god, yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah, hang on

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, I love you, mom

Love you, baby

Oh, I'm gonna go back to bed now

Okay

Oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh my god

You