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THE GREEN GLOVE GANG

Got anything new?

Well, this green glove...

seems different from the others.

Well a glove's a glove, you'd use in... a garden.

What?

Well it's a gardening glove, right?

That's it.

Thanks!

No problem.

MIRACLES AT THE CEMETERY! HAS FUNERAL DIRECTOR RAWSKI COME TO HIS SENSES?

Statement to the press... cemetery... much higher... as an apology, I would...

She was in my room as well.

She stole the suitcase.

Do it.

Just answer it! You've already not listened to me once.

Igor?

Hail Mary, full of grace.

The Lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou amongst women,

- and blessed is the... - Go with God.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners

Now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.

...and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Hail Mary, full of grace,

What?

- ...blessed be... - What is it you want from me, Igor!

Shh...

The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women,

Marzena won't let it go. Your time is running out. I wanna help.

What do you get out of it?

A clear conscience.

Don't make me laugh.

Kinga...

It was a fleeting moment. When you disappeared under the water...

I just... well, I panicked.

You panicked?, is that all?

If Zuza wasn't there, you'd be lighting a candle on my grave right now.

How long you gonna punish me for?

You guys already put me in jail. For eight long years.

I've got no idea what you're saying.

Kinga, I...

Kinga...

Let me help you.

He's not coming?

Did something happen to him?

No.

When he was a kid,

He'd stand at the window for hours, just like I'm doing, and worry about me.

Yeah, though, you weren't out there dealing narcotics.

Whilst on probation.

It's all my fault.

You weren't a bad mother, you know.

No, I was never around.

Look at that.

And a few pheromones.

Here's a little something.

Well, it's Saint Valentine.

You know,

patron saint of stuff!

Male-female relations.

And, and also epilepsy.

Thanks, Maria.

Marian!

"Of love and other delights."

For your new path in life.

Marian... You know, I wanted to tell you...

Um.

I... I'm afraid I...

Well I forgot.

Here you go.

Don't stress.

You've got this.

Okay.

Marian.

Wioletta.

Kaśka...

What are you doing?

ILUZJON CINEMA

Sorry.

TWO STEPS AWAY FROM HAPPINESS

Coffee? Or tea?

No, thank you, um... I think we're good with wine.

♪ When the rain starts to fall ♪

There was me thinking...

♪ And the skies fall ♪

...that I'm just too old for love.

♪ And you haven't the strength ♪

- When I'm with you, - ♪ ...to find someplace new ♪

...I feel young for the first time ever.

I wanna run, jump... sing...

dance...

Dance?

♪ You're never alone ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll lift you up ♪

♪ When you're feeling down ♪

♪ I'll be your hope ♪

♪ When hope's not around ♪

♪ Oh yeah! ♪

♪ Brighten the sky ♪

How in the world did you manage that?

Two souls searching for each other will always find their way.

Just kidding.

Tinder.

The tool of the devil.

If it's so simple, why couldn't we make it work?

♪ Cause I'm your wishing star ♪

That's the best I can do with it.

- You know, I... - It's just so pixelated.

What about the death register?

- September seventh? - Yeah.

Zero. Not one dead body.

You reckon you look good in a suit?

I'll be able to hear everything, so stay cool.

And remember: You gotta be firm.

You're there on behalf of a client. Money on the table.

"Where's the boss." Say it.

Oh, come on.

Where's the boss?

More authority!

Where's the boss?

That's better.

And make sure you see the meteorite. You're not buying blind.

Everything clear?

What a handsome boy.

And take off those glasses.

Hello?

You sure about that?

You've seen it with your own eyes?

And may I have your name, please?

Thank you, Mom.

Your hands stink of gasoline.

I just set a car on fire, of course they do.

And that Jag was so beautiful.

We need to focus. Marzena stole all our equipment.

What a cow, huh?

Igor told me that time is running out.

Since he became a saint, I think I'm starting to believe him.

But he only tells the truth when he's wrong.

Listen, we need to get out of here as fast as we can.

And leave everyone here? With that psycho?

- You've already... - ...not listened to me once.

Okay, back to Marzena. This is what we'll do.

Quickly!

Where's the boss?

Where's the boss?

Where's the boss?

Be firm. No explanations.

Go.

Where's the boss?

He's just inside that building.

Are you shitting me with those leaves?

What is this?

- What's happening? - What's happening?

I, uh...

Uh, I've heard that...

...you have a certain expensive stone.

Yeah. Uh, we've got marble.

Granite...

You can do it. Be forceful.

Let's be serious.

The stone's outta this world.

I represent a serious buyer.

That's the advance. My client will pay double what you've already arranged.

I don't know what you're talking about.

The news among... meteorite lovers

travels fast.

But I need to see it.

Then we'd have to arrange...

an appointment.

My client doesn't have the time.

Let's step into my office over here.

We can talk in private.

What on Earth is this about?

Can't you at least tell me what I'm being accused of?!

Ma'am, I don't know anything.

I know that you're making a mistake.

What are the charges?

What's the basis for this?

What are you... What are you even doing here, gentlemen?

Please disperse!

I will not disperse!

Come in, sir.

Um... I'll be right back.

Marzena? Uh, listen.

I got a buyer for the meteorite.

What? Where from?

He's offering double.

He said... seven hundred.

Have you checked him?

Marzena, come on. Of course.

Okay.

But it's the same split as before.

Okay.

Boys, you got a job.

You gotta pick up the meteorite.

You mean the one we just drove over there?

Well, obviously.

- Okay then. - Yeah.

Can you hear me? Kaśka!

Bogdan, say something.

Hm.

Hello? Kaśka! Hello!

Bogdan? Hello?

Hello?

Fuck!

Bring 'em in.

Who do you want first?

All of 'em.

♪ You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk ♪

♪ Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born ♪

♪ And now it's alright, it's okay You may look the other way ♪

♪ We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man ♪

♪ Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive ♪

♪ Stayin' alive ♪

♪ Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', but we're stayin' alive ♪

♪ Stayin' alive ♪

♪ Stayin' alive Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

We're here for the goods!

You wanna shout that through a megaphone?

Mary, Mother of God! Who is it this time, boys?

They're just bringing pizza.

Pizza.

♪ Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose ♪

♪ You know it's alright, it's okay I'll live to see another day ♪

♪ We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man ♪

♪ Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive ♪

♪ Stayin' alive ♪

♪ Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', but we're stayin' alive ♪

♪ Stayin' alive ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' alive ♪

♪ Amen ♪

♪ ...it's okay And you may look the other way ♪

♪ We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man ♪

♪ Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive ♪

♪ Stayin' alive ♪

♪ Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', but we're stayin' alive ♪

♪ Stayin' alive ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiive ♪

♪ I'm going nowhere, Somebody help me ♪

♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪

Well, ladies, the fun's over.

What are we're accused of?

Oh, I just wanted to ask for your hand.

Oh.

To each one of you.

Well that is one hell of an offer.

Commissioner.

How about we get to know each other a little better now?

Go on a date?

We could have dinner.

A smooch?

You are... a fundamentalist Mormon, I'm guessing?

I'm what?

No, I... I'm asking you ladies...

to show me your forearms. The right one.

The alignment of the planets predict that by the end of the month,

there are going to be big changes in my private life.

Of course that prediction...

might not come true.

But I'd very much like it too.

First, there's a proposal...

and then...

a group date in all of our birthday suits.

A surprising order of things, but what the hell.

Our commissioner is a very handsome man.

And...

just so manly.

So if I were hiding anything,

someone as intelligent as you would have noticed.

Left or right?

- The one without the watch. - The right one.

Maybe... you could roll it up for me, Commissioner, sir?

I'd prefer not to, actually.

Thank you, ladies.

And I'm sorry to have bothered you like this. Goodbye.

- Can we go now? - Definitely.

Where were you?

What's this?

Shush!

- Get out. - Mind your manners!

This doesn't concern you, please stay out of it.

"Doesn't concern us," are you kidding?

"Doesn't concern us." This is our Second Home!

We should be able to decide who lives with us!

Yeah, exactly!

The only thing you're able to decide is if you want your eggs scrambled or fried.

Ah, shut up or I'll be scrambling your eggs, you fool!

Exactly!

Ladies, you can go.

Second Home doesn't have room for criminals.

You didn't tell us you were leaving.

Get out of here.

Our rooms are paid for until the end of the month.

I'm gonna say it again. Get the fuck out.

Look at that. Financial incentives always worked before now.

Why so nervous? Now it's us who will be calling the police!

I said get the fuck out of here!

Is she alive?

Have you killed her?

"Why did you need that curare? Why'd you need that curare?"

What is that?

Hmm.

I've wanted to do that for a long time.

So skinny, but it feels like 200 pounds!

An unconscious body weighs more.

Igor?

I need to... ask you a favor.

Subtitle translation by Maja Konkolewska