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All done?

I think so.

- Previous address, Jaśminowa Street? - Yes.

Need us to pick anything up from there?

Oh, I... I... No, thank you. I've actually sold that apartment.

Everything I own is here with me.

What a nice ring.

Oh, thanks.

Payment?

Card, cash, pension, or disability allowance?

Yes.

So your pension?

Yes.

Next of kin to inform of death?

Ex... Excuse me?

Well, a close family member.

But I... don't have anyone.

You really have nobody?

Uh... um...

I mean there's only... Jacuś left, uh... I think.

A cousin...

A grandnephew.

He's, he's... my sister's son.

But he might...

be dead.

I haven't...

Well, I haven't seen him in such a long time,

so I don't know.

No problem.

There's just one last small thing.

Excuse me for a minute.

Hello? Everything's fine.

It's secured. It will come soon.

I understand. Yes, 4 p.m., as discussed.

Of course.

Welcome to Second Home.

I don't understand.

Why did you... even let me go meet that jackass?

Couldn't you have spared me the humiliation?

Well you did gain something.

I'd rather walk.

Then take a stroll. Everything in its time.

Time?

When will the time come, when I meet someone who isn't an asshole?

Don't you trust me?

- You didn't listen to me once and that's... - Alright, alright.

But you know that she's never wrong.

Remember how scared you were of water?

You said you'd never get in a swimming pool.

Finally.

What do I care if you set off the alarm?

I don't bring my problems to you, do I?

Come when they're eating breakfast.

The Frenchman will be here at 4 p.m.

Oh.

There's a new resident.

Jacuś.

Kinga, when will they be here?

You're asking me?

In six minutes.

Seven.

My mom owned a bakery after the war.

A café. No, it was a bakery.

"Basieńka".

The angel wings she used to make!

I remember the angel wings.

But not my mom.

Oh, I'd love to see... just her face.

I dunno who... I don't know who that is.

It's better not to pick up calls from strangers.

I'll just be someone trying to sell you something.

Yeah, they'll try to sell you stuff for the kitchen.

Hello?

Jacuś?

I don't have a grandson.

Grandma?

Finally!

A delivery for Mister... Henryk Tarkowski. Mister Henryk Tarkowski?

This delivery is for me?

What the hell's happening here?

Oh that's a piano.

If I'm hearing correctly.

Go back inside everyone, there's been a mistake.

You'll catch a cold!

Gentlemen! Gentlemen what's going on here?

- I need this road clear! - Come on.

- Please leave! I'm talking to you! - Unhook it!

- Move your van right now! - That belt.

Bring the meteorite. Take the meteorite. Bring the meteorite, take the meteorite.

Bring the meteorite. Take the meteorite. Bring the meteorite.

Yo!

Hey what the fuck? Move!

Don't slouch. Stand up straight.

Go back to Eden.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Marzena?

Yes?

We haven't really had the chance to talk about a couple of things.

- Could I take a moment of your time? - I can't right now.

Uh, I'll just be a second.

I wanted to ask you, mm, uh... about the coffee.

What about the coffee?

'Cause if you think about it, it's got a really weird aftertaste.

All complaints go to the orderly.

I'd also like to have my picture re-done.

The others are saying I look a bit strange, a bit like...

- I'm looking to the side. - Get out of my way please.

And what about the swimming pool?

There's no water!

If you could just hire somebody to put water in the pool

- and then tell us when... - ...they're coming!

- ...we'd be so pleased. - If that's all, then I'll see you later.

Because of your two morons honking outside this whole deal's gonna go down the drain.

How am I supposed to explain the goddamn hearse?

I understand they're family.

I don't care. I've got my own problems to deal with.

Dumb, Blind, and Disabled are up to something, I know it.

I really am too old... to be jumping around like that.

Last night, a meteorit worth four hundred thousand euros

disappeared from the geological museum.

And as usual, the perpetrators have left a token for the police:

a green glove at the scene of the crime.

Oh come on, the green glove they found could fit a..

I mean it could fit a great big ogre!

Gigantic hands, just imagine!

Hey, so uh, could you girls take care of the grandson?

Yeah.

- Jesus! - Good morning!

- Tomek? - Yeah. Aunt Kinga.

Hi!

- Aunt Alicja. - Good morning.

"Good morning"? What the hell was that?

What are you doing here?

It's quite a long story.

Huh.

I don't know how to greet you after such a long time.

Well I think "good morning..."

Hi Mom.

I've got something for you.

This is from that place we liked near the swimming pool. Remember?

We used to go there after you picked me up from training.

Why did you choose your father?

Do you really think I wanted to go all the way to Australia?

And that's my father...

...or was.

I'm sorry, Tomek.

I just missed you, that's all.

I missed you too.

And how long will you be staying?

Forever.

I wanted it to be a surprise.

A nice one, I hope?

You've got fifteen minutes till the French man gets here.

Well I'm gonna have to... return it.

But to whom?

- Play something! - Yeah!

Go ahead.

BAKERY BASIEŃKA

BAKERY BASIEŃKA

Ahh ya!

Two grandsons have arrived. We'll take one of them to Alicja,

she can deal with him,

and we'll have to take care of the second one.

Marian, you'll call the police,

and Krystyna and Maria will deal with equipment.

Is everything clear?

Of course! Yes!

- Something to drink? - No need, thanks.

- Grandma! - Jacuś!

I haven't seen you in such a long time.

You've grown haven't you.

And your hair is much longer. And curly.

I've missed you, Grandmother.

Sit down, kiddo.

Have you come a long way?

Nah, not that far.

How about a nice cup of hot tea? Wou-would you turn the kettle on?

- Sure. - It's over there in the corner.

Ahh ya!

How you doing here, Grandma?

- Oh you know, it's okay. - Are they taking care of you?

Oh, very much so.

Huh.

Is the food okay?

- Oh, it's very good. - Sugar?

No. No no no. I don't take sugar.

Ahh ya!

Black? Green?

Oh, I don't... The color's all the same to me.

Ahh ya!

- Mom told me you sold your place. - Yes, I...

Would you like me to take the money to the bank?

You never know nowadays.

Have you heard of inflation? Deflation?

No, I haven't.

Then let me help.

- Really? - But of course, Grandmother.

If you say so.

I put it inside the chimney.

You'll need to dig it out.

Hey, stop squirming, asshole!

It's real hot. I'll just let some air in.

Show us!

There's no need to thank me.

Grandma, I gotta run now.

Good luck, asshole.

Huh?

You hear those sirens, sonny?

The cops are waiting downstairs.

But you could...

Grandma?

It's me. Jacek.

Jacuś?

Oh!

Sit down, sit down.

Well... so tell me.

What brings you here, darling?

I just really missed you.

Oh! I'm so happy!

You know it's... It's actually my first day here and...

there's a sadness in the air, but...

you're here! Today!

A visit! Straight off the bat! So my day's got brighter.

- Yeah I... - Because, you know, I keep...

forgetting things, so...

all the things that matter are just...

But you...

Do you remember? Maybe you do.

It just really bothers me...

that I can't even remember her face. My own momma.

Do you... remember?

You know? Basieńka?

I remember a bit, she was... a brunette... who wore her hair up.

Momma!

It's my momma!

What is that?

What's going on here?

Who called the police without my knowing?

That man and the other one were trying to, you know, to steal from Barbara.

- Correct, that's what happened. - We performed a citizen's arrest.

Marian taped the man's mouth himself.

- I'm impressed by your residents' bravery. - And I'm beaming with pride.

Snitch, and you'll regret it.

Some people have no shame.

We had a deal.

My you are just really...

truly insane.

The blind one lied to me.

Merde!

I'm innocent!

Gujska.

Hold on a sec.

What the fuck!?

Finally. Thanks.

We've got the tattoo.

What's going on there?

He's just getting what he deserves.

Don't you miss flying, sometimes?

Why don't you tell me how you've been?

Super.

Fantastic.

I'm opening my own restaurant soon.

Are you a chef?

Sure.

Me, a chef?

No, all I'd be serving... is scrambled eggs on burnt toast.

Nah I'm gonna hire people, Mom. Fusion.

Heard of it?

A mix. Of different cuisines.

It'll be delicious.

I'll invite you some day. We can eat dinner together.

Still waiting for the bank loan, but the paperwork's been signed.

How much do you need?

Mom that's... not what this is about.

- How much? - Come on.

Mom, just...

Thirty thousand.

The rest next week.

I'll repay it.

♪ What you're really like nobody knows ♪

♪ Because even you don't know it yourself ♪

♪ In the gray mirrors of the days that dance around ♪

♪ Your golden laugh shines through ♪

♪ An unfinished affectionate gesture ♪

♪ In my memory I still play ♪

♪ A solitaire of hearts ♪

♪ What I'm really like nobody knows ♪

♪ It's a truth I do not need to know ♪

♪ If our paths diverge ♪

♪ I'll pick up the scent of your dream ♪

♪ The lines of your lips ♪

♪ The color of your words ♪

♪ An unfinished bright portrait ♪

♪ of you ♪

♪ I will pick it up, save it everywhere ♪

♪ Whether you are beside me or not ♪

♪ My talisman ♪

♪ Made of your sudden reflections ♪

♪ And eyelashes ♪

♪ Gifted to you, my dear ♪

♪ If you ever ask, "Forgive me" ♪

♪ I will walk through life looking back ♪

How long have you known?

There have been way more miracles than normal, even for this place.

I'd like to return the favor.

Would 9 p.m. work?

Please don't quit now!

That was just a temporary disruption.

The situation is under control.

What're you morons staring at?

He's the one staring!

Alright, but first... let us pray.

Where is she?

In love.

How's Tomek?

He's opening a restaurant. Wanted to borrow some money.

A restaurant?

Please, look into your soul,

and tell me who's trying to frame us for the theft of that damn meteorite.

And how can Marzena afford wine worth ten thousand euros?

Why does she need a gun?

What are they transporting in that hearse, and is Rawski involved?

- What does the police know? - That's too many questions!

Over there.

That sneaky crook!

Subtitle translation by Kel Barksdale