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Mother of god.
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Standard safety footwear.
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New. Well... almost new.
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Wrote down the brand name for you.
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Might have trouble with the size,
it's only a partial.
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Thanks.
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- So they're showing this new...
- Yeah?
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If you'd like to...
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Enjoy yourself.
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Excuse me. Head office?
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There.
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Up the stairs.
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Come in.
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Hello. Sergeant Gujska.
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Hello.
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I don't suppose you recall which
of your employees wears these shoes?
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Yeah, I do actually.
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Who?
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So do I.
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Come with me.
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One hundred and seventeen
people from the morning shift.
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Has anyone switched theirs recently,
for a new pair?
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One hundred and seventeen people.
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Look sir, if you had to think about it,
really rack your brains,
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who'd have a motive to rob the Brykalskis?
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Anyone in financial trouble?
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Everyone here is happy.
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- Got a band-aid?
- What happened?
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No no, it's nothing.
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- It's not nothing, you're bleeding.
- Nothing's wrong, it's fine.
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- It's fine you don't need to worry.
- Press this on the wound.
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Trust me,
it's fine. It's okay.
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- Grab a first aid kit, now!
- It's fine. He'll be okay.
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Really, it's nothing. It-it-it's...
It's absolutely fine, I'm fine.
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- I'm sure you are.
- Yeah... yeah.
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Uh, it's just a scrape.
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- You need a hospital.
- I can't go to the hospital.
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What do you mean?
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I don't have insurance and...
and I'd lose the day's wage.
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If somebody gets sick, then...
well then they don't get paid.
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I... I've got three kids,
I just can't.
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I'm going to end up... starving to death
and then I'll be laying right next to her.
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Do you think Jadwiga would've wanted that?
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Józef I don't really give a damn.
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There's a problem with the pool.
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There's no water.
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- The pool is closed until further notice.
- Meaning?
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Meaning go to room four,
so go downstairs then turn left.
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Madam Director...
I cannot afford the Eden fees.
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And they don't want
to release my sister from the morgue.
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How can this be? Jadwiga
was here for so many years...
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and... and it wasn't even me...
who called them.
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Nothing I can do.
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We've always used Eden and we've never
had any problems whatsoever.
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You're the first person to complain.
Good day.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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Yes, it won't be cheap
and it won't be easy.
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But we are the best.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- Where's the tattoo parlor?
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There.
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Hello.
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Hey.
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- Have you ever seen this tattoo?
- No.
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- This tattoo... seen it before?
- No.
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Have you seen this tattoo?
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Nah.
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If you happen to remember something...
here's my number. Gujska.
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Uh, friends... We're gonna take a break now,
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so why not pour yourself a little drink
for that pick-me-up, and in the meantime,
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I'm going to invite
our little ones up here!
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- ...break, stay tuned...
- This is for you, here you go!
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Santa decided to come
at a funny time of year, in August,
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so as well as toys, we also have vouchers!
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Um. Vouchers... for two hundred zlotys.
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- What the...?
- No, 300 zlotys!
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- What?
- For a school starter pack!
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Here, this is for you!
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Mr Chairman! We're really grateful
and the kids are so happy.
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We truly have no words to express...
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Chairman you honestly surprised us,
we didn't expect you to be decent.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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And our chairman is actually
with us, Mr Brykalski, what a guy!
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Bravo!
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How about a few words
for the microphone, Mr. Chairman?
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- Just a few words, here we are.
- Wonderful!
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- Bravo!
- Woo! Yeah!
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Bravo!
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What the actual fuck
is going on here?
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Mr. Chairman!
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Well...
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because for me...
the most critical thing... is the worker.
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The workers... and their wellbeing.
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Brykalski is without
a doubt the best boss.
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Cheers!
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100 years,
100 years may he live
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100 years, 100 years may he live
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Just wanna say how grateful we are. Uh...
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I... Halinka, my wife, and Oskarek.
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Perhaps it
wasn't that obvious before...
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because personally I prefer...
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well, modesty.
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- Staying in the shadows.
- Modesty!
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Staying in the shadows!
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A good atmosphere
on the factory floor... means good results.
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And better organization, means
better production. Thank you!
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100 years, 100 years may he live!
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Find me the fucker who paid for all this.
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It wasn't you?
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Lemme get this straight...
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We're in hiding.
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I'm making sacrifices...
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I'm drinking hideous coffee, I bring the
average age down to a hundred and three...
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Mm?
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The only topic
of conversation in here
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is urinary incontinence.
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And you're leaving.
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You're the one in hiding.
We're very kindly keeping you company.
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Besides, we've got
urgent business to attend to.
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When I wanted to leave,
that witch goddamn drugged me!
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Kinga would you just sit up?
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I mean, you're the reason we're here.
And you're complaining the most!
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Super.
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I'll stay here. Doing nothing.
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Excuse me!
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Can you help me?
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I promised to... take my friend to Eden,
but I'm not feeling well.
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Could you help me?
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To Eden?
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That's where I'm headed.
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I wouldn't go if I were you.
I really wouldn't.
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Uh, you can tell her
about it on the journey there,
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just make sure you speak
very slowly, clearly...
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Oh, and repeat everything
twice... or even three times.
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Zuzanna.
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Józef.
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Józef.
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Józef.
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I've said this before,
we can't do it any cheaper.
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I'm already doing it at cost.
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Besides, you don't have a plot
at the cemetery yet, so...
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What do you mean I don't have a plot?
Both my parents' grave are here.
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A sunny spot under the linden trees,
with a small bench.
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And there's enough room there
for my sister and for me.
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Uh...
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Would you mind telling
me the plot number?
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Sixty-one.
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Let me see.
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They're in the first row.
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Why don't you check under...
the Majewskis.
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Somebody else is there.
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Somebody... else!?
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Thirty years I have been coming here.
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And I paid the fees, every year.
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Where will I put her? Jadwiga?
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Wha... what about my parents?
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I'm sorry sir but... you're
gonna need to buy a plot.
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How can I help you ma'am?
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Zuzanna.
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Józef, why don't you show him
where your parents are,
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I'm sure this can be cleared up.
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Yes, I'll show you.
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Uh...
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I'll wait, I don't mind.
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Right...
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Mm. Wh... Okay.
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REGISTER OF BURIALS
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Fuck me...
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There they are, thanks.
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Uh... they're for.. my um...
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Mister...?
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Józef?
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He's down at the cemetery.
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Will you take me to him?
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FIRE DEPARTMENT CHIEF
THE MAYOR'S MOTHER
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- Are you coming?
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
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A sunny spot,
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under the linden trees,
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with a small bench.
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There has to be a linden... linden...
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Mr. Rawski,
it's time to give up the act.
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Mr Józef's looking for his parents' grave,
but we both know he won't find it.
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- Because it was never there.
- It was.
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But then you went
and dug it up two months ago.
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And you got a lot of money for it too.
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That's just bullshit.
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Mayor Karwowski's mother rests there.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Hm?
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In place of the Jackowski's, Raks, Jopa,
Kujawska and Szymánska,
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we have in order: Dudkiewicz, Chief
of the local fire department,
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Nowacki the manufacturer giant,
Professor Olewicz
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Sierkowski,
director of the Forest Ministry,
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Wojtasik...
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That chain of pharmacies,
that's him, isn't it?
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Shall I keep reading?
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Think I'm having a heart attack.
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Linden...
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Under the linden trees.
With a small bench.
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Wait...
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Mr. Józef!
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Mr. Józef, we're... we're going to fix this.
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- Where are my parents?
- In heaven I'm sure.
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Mr Józef, we have truly exceptional...
accommodation for you.
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Might I suggest here...
under the birch tree.
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It's very close to the gate,
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sheltered from the wind...
And we'll add a bench.
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Obviously, everything will be included
in the cost of the allow...
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And there'll be a trumpeter.
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- What?
- Oh good! She really liked the trumpet.
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Uh, that'll be
on the house as well.
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Um we were very fond of Ms. Jadwi...
Nevertheless to say, I mean...
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- Mrs Jadwiga was our favorite cli...
- Mr Józef I must get going.
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I just wanted to look around. In advance.
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Well, she's very nice.
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And she tries really hard. But there's
just nothing going on up there.
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See just how happy Józef is?
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Jadwiga's happier.
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Well, Madam Director will pay.
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Ma-ter-i-als.
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Um...
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Two thousand.
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For labor, let's say...
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Oh...
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Let's say ten thousand.
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MATERIALS 2,000
LABOR
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Father, add four for hazard pay.
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Mister Rawski.
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Why're you still
listening to that Rawski?
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Shh.
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Six... three, two, one.
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Got anything for me?
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I can report the investigation
of the robbery is moving forward.
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Right, and?
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The footprints
didn't provide a breakthrough.
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no remarkable characteristics,
the dogs didn't follow the trail.
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Besides, there are no witnesses,
the Brykalski's testimony...
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is contradictory, but the anthropologist
thinks it's a female forearm.
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Oh right... a woman then.
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- Alright but she won't've been on her own.
- A woman is not a dog.
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They can be perfectly
successful without a pack.
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- Anyway I don't think I need to...
- You don't.
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...remind you.
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Ah.
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Is this from the last break-in?
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The guy with the hooves
doesn't really do it for me but...
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those puppies are
well painted, am I right?
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There's puppies?
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GREEN GLOVE GANG
RAMPAGE!
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Kinga's tattoo isn't our
biggest problem at the moment.
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More coffee?
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You've gotta be kidding me.
254
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They're trying to pin Marczewski on us.
255
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,200
It was stolen
from a private collection at night.
256
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,280
Do you know who did it?
257
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,800
- The Chariot.
- The Chariot?
258
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,960
The Chariot.
259
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,040
You said you wanted to leave,
so go. Change.
260
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,680
What, Zuza?
261
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,880
She got a Chariot.
262
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,080
All right, get changed.
263
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,560
God that's good.
264
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,760
Just divine.
265
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,280
Have you ever wondered
what paradise is like?
266
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,080
You know, that eternal
happiness after death.
267
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,480
Alicja, not now. We're working.
268
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,840
The priest says there's been a mix up and...
269
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:10,280
on Tuesday... there are two funeral
masses scheduled for 1 o'clock.
270
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,040
He can't split himself in two.
271
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,880
Excuse me ladies.
Sister, would you put the flowers there?
272
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,440
Right then, whose husband was it?
273
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,520
Mine.
274
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,800
Uh, one after the other.
275
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,880
Staś was a nasty character.
276
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,280
It was a relief when he left.
277
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,920
Uh, you mean when he died.
278
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,800
No, when he left me for her.
279
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,320
But now he's dead.
280
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,720
Yes, he's kicked the bucket
and finally freed us both.
281
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,760
Yeah. At first we held
a bit of a mutual grudge,
282
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,960
but in the end, we decided
that we wanted to... to bury...
283
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,800
...our hatchet together.
284
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,480
...that we wanted to bury...
Staś in the proper way.
285
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,480
The Christian way, of course.
286
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,200
Hold on a moment, I thought
we said we were gonna burn him.
287
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,560
Incineration is permitted,
in the Catholic religion.
288
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,200
May I ask what decision you have come to?
289
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:14,200
I.. don't mean to rush you but... we're
extremely... we're extremely busy, so...
290
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,400
A coffin. And put
him safely in the ground.
291
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:21,360
Incinerate him.
And we'll dump his ashes in the river or...
292
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:25,480
Forgive me for interrupting, but
your husband was baptized, yes?
293
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,640
Twice.
294
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,320
Unfortunately,
the first baptism didn't take.
295
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,080
In that case,
i have a proposal for you ladies.
296
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,760
I invite you to take the steps over there,
297
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,680
down to the basement, where we have
an exhibition of coffins, and maybe...
298
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,920
you ladies can choose something and...
299
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,600
in the meantime, I can conduct my business
with the sister here.
300
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,680
Of course, yes.
301
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,720
It's supposed to be quilted,
but it's hard.
302
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:58,240
It's terribly uncomfortable here.
Are you really hot too?
303
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:02,760
You'll be way
cooler next door. On the pull-out tray.
304
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,000
For god's sakes,
he's coming.
305
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,920
- Have you ladies chosen?
- Uh, we're trying them on.
306
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,680
Beautiful coffins.
307
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,600
Thanks to them,
you'll soon be able to send a package,
308
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,880
take photos, find a lost item,
and even move around.
309
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,520
Drones are the future.
310
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Drones.
311
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,640
They say drones are the future.
312
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,440
Their charge will last
up to 24 hours, depending on size.
313
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,880
Bon appétit.
314
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,720
- Wanna play "Corpses"?
- Mother of God, why?
315
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,800
So it goes like this:
someone reads out an obituary,
316
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,360
but importantly,
they omit the age of the deceased.
317
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,120
Whoever guesses
how old they were wins!
318
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,440
OUR AFFAIRS
319
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,000
Hmm, Teresa,
would you be a doll and help me out,
320
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,440
because as you can see,
I have a hard time reading.
321
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,120
And on top of that, you also
have trouble with your eyesight.
322
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,920
OBITUARY NOTICES
323
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,680
There's only one
access road to the Brykalskis.
324
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,960
Assuming the paramedics didn't rob them
at the critical time, that leaves us with...
325
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,040
five cars.
326
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,600
Not many.
327
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,640
Out in the sticks at night.
During the weekend.
328
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,080
No traffic.
329
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,840
Let's check the owners of those cars!
330
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,240
Kaśka?
331
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,440
- Whose go is it?
- Stefan's.
332
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,280
Uh, yeah.
333
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:38,720
So... "On August twelfth, Jerzy Mencel
very tragically passed away,
334
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,680
reported the devastated,
and also completely grief stricken,
335
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,400
national Polish hunting association.
336
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,200
How are all of you betting?
337
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,440
I say forty-eight.
338
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,080
Fifty-two.
339
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,800
Sixty at most for a tragic hunter.
340
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,360
I'll wager sixty seven.
341
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,200
Thirty-six... and a half.
342
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,640
Well I'm gonna say eighty-nine.
343
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,560
Correct!
The old bastard was 89 years old.
344
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,200
- Oh!
- Bravo.
345
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,080
And d'you know that...
Zuza once had a...
346
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,640
she had a 62-year-old,
347
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,400
who was taken to
his grave by his great-grandchildren!
348
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,400
And do you remember
you got Jan's unfortunate accident?
349
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:21,280
Which was announced
by the "poor grieving fiancée."
350
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,641
- And the guy was ninety years old.
- Well I respect that.
351
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,560
So listen up guys,
I'm afraid Alicja won!
352
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,120
Eight points in total.
353
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,760
In second place we have Zuza
with only three points less,
354
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,160
and in third place, Zofia!
355
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,280
I came in bottom,
356
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,320
still buying you some
cognac for your tea!
357
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,040
Wonderful!
358
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,520
That sounds great!
359
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,280
- Bravo, bravo!
- Cool!
360
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,800
Wanna take a walk?
361
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,560
Pigwówka.
362
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,480
Would my obituary...
363
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,200
somehow increase... uh... your chances...
364
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,160
in that game? In Corpses.
365
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,520
Well how old are you?
366
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,120
I'm eighty-one.
367
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:22,360
I got a PhD in philosophy
in the year... '62.
368
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,480
Got my post-doctoral
ten years after that.
369
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,560
Terrible.
370
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,640
I'm very sorry.
371
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,440
And what about your family?
372
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,320
I've been a widower for the past
30-I-don't-know something years.
373
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,120
No kids, or grandkids.
374
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,280
Well... I'm sorry.
375
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,840
It won't get
that many points though, that's for sure.
376
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,200
Maybe if your mother posted your obituary.
377
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,200
Cheers to the deceased.
378
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,080
Perseids.
379
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,400
Aquariids.
380
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,440
You're an astronomer.
381
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,200
Fighter pilot, actually.
382
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,320
Oh. A job like that...
383
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,280
- requires many sacrifices.
- Mm.
384
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,960
And who will post your obituary?
385
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,600
My friends.
386
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,960
No family?
387
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,760
They are my family.
388
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,680
It's been a long time since
I've seen my son, unfortunately.
389
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,080
And it's not his fault.
390
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,160
Janek.
391
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,600
Zuza.
392
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,920
And why did you study philosophy?
393
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:49,000
Well, I'd always wanted to be
a proper tradesman.
394
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:06,080
♪ It's very, very, very quiet
The sun warms naked bodies ♪
395
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,440
♪ The sea and the sky shine brightly
I'm good oh, I'm so comfortable ♪
396
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,920
♪ I eat sweet, sweet grapes ♪
397
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,480
Do you know darling...
398
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,800
- that it's been eight years?
- What are you doing here?
399
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,200
♪ Cicadas on Cyclades ♪
400
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,960
♪ In the night the stars fall ♪
401
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,920
♪ And the disco plays ♪
402
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,400
What do you want?
403
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:54,400
I wanted to say thanks for all
of those packages that you sent me.
404
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,320
What packages?
405
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,120
I was kidding.
406
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,400
Now let's get serious.
407
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,640
Give me back my money.
408
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,840
Don't have it. You're not getting shit.
409
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,080
You do have it.
410
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,440
You can fuck off.
411
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,280
♪ Cicadas on Cyclades ♪
412
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,680
There's no need for that.
413
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:19,600
Come on, you know that they're not gonna
imprison me twice for the same thing.
414
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,720
Sweetheart...
415
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,080
♪ In the night the stars fall ♪
416
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,680
All I'm doing is making
an honest business proposition.
417
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:33,040
And seeing as in the end it turned out
that we were just business... partners...
418
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,960
Half.
419
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,720
And you'll leave?
420
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,120
What the fuck is going on down there?
421
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,760
I'll get in touch.
422
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,400
♪ Cicadas on Cyclades ♪
423
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,080
♪ In the night the stars fall ♪
424
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,760
♪ And the disco plays ♪
425
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,400
♪ Cicadas on Cyclades ♪
426
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,480
♪ Cicadas on Cyclades ♪
427
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,040
♪ In the night the stars fall ♪
428
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,880
♪ And the disco plays ♪
429
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:26,360
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