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Guys, look what I got
for Big Rhonda.
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Oh, it's so nice to have
a girlfriend on Valentine's Day.
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Yeah, it definitely increases the chance
of gettin' your fun stuff touched.
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Well, sorry, fun stuff.
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Looks like it's just
you and me this year.
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Unless...
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- Sorry, fun stuff.
- Yeah.
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Oh, Rhonda's
going to love these.
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I just have to not eat them
until Valentine's Day.
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- But you love candy.
- Some would say it's an unnatural love.
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Yes, I do love candy.
But I love Rhonda more.
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Really? 'Cause there's
three pieces missing.
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Fine. I love her the same.
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Hi, sweetie.
How was work?
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I am so exhausted.
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Yeah, the commute from Austria
must be a real bitch.
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A bus full of old people
stopped by the Cheese Palace.
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And when they saw free samples,
all hell broke loose.
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But the good news is
I got paid!
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Oh, that's great.
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'Cause Valentine's Day's coming up,
and I need you to give me money...
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and tell me whatever foo-foo
crap gift you want to get.
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Michael, I'm not doing that again.
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Last year I gave you money,
and you bought a bag of plastic dinosaurs.
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For you!
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Look, you need to make some cash...
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and buy me something nice...
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because I worked way too hard
for my money, and you're not gettin' any.
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Oh, I smell like hickory.
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Oh, this bites.
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Hey, Fez, how's it going
with not eating the candy?
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Fine, thank you.
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Oh, my God.
Casey Kelso's here.
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What? Oh, my God.
He is so fine.
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You know, if you marry Casey
and I marry Michael...
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we'll be like sisters.
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Yea!
Okay, go talk to him.
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- I don't know.
- I want to go baby shopping with you. Now go!
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All right. Shut up.
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Oh, my God. Casey.
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Hey, Pinciotti.
How you been?
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Love the jeans.
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Really? They're blue.
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Um...
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so what have you, like,
you know, been up to?
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I'm working part-time
for the railroad.
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They leave a lot of stuff unlocked.
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You need any Cheerios or rebar?
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- No, I'm good. Thanks.
- Right on.
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Well, listen, I'll give you a call sometime,
but right now I gotta go see a guy.
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He's got a leather
steering-wheel cover.
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Oh, yeah.
For the Trans Am.
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Yeah. I was thinkin' about using
my G.I. Bill for college...
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but, uh, Trans Ams
just kick so much ass.
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I love the Trans Am!
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Everybody does.
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- See ya.
- Okay, bye.
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- He's gonna call me.
- You gave him your number?
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Of course I... didn't.
Damn it!
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Oh, that's okay.
Kelsos never call.
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They're like dogs.
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They're cute,
but they can't work a phone.
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Hey, Jackie. I thought
about what you said...
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about making money so I can get you
a Valentine's Day gift, right?
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And then I realized
that it'd mean a lot more...
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if I gave you something that
I crafted with my own two loving hands.
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Oh, my God! It's horrible!
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No, it's an address rock.
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You put it on your lawn.
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Happy Valentine's Day,
my love.
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Michael, a rock
is not a romantic gift.
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And that's not even my address.
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That's my address.
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No, it isn't.
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That's my dad's address rock!
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No, it isn't!
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Hey, Dad.
You want this?
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Thanks, Son.
I love you.
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I'm sorry. What?
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I love you. I really do.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Donna!
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What are you doing at my house?
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Nothing. I just thought I'd come by
and see what you were up to.
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Oh, you're here
to see Casey, aren't you?
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Casey, your lover's here!
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You love my brother!
You're gonna do it with...
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Ow! Mom!
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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Spaz face!
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- Hey, there.
- Hey.
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Um, you were gonna call me, and I remember
I never, like, gave you my number.
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So, anyway, here's my number.
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You know, I was gonna get that from you
tomorrow night... when we go out.
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- We're going out?
- Yeah. I'll pick you up at The Hub after school.
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I'll be in the Trans Am.
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I love the Trans Am!
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Everybody does.
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Later, Pinciotti.
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Pinciotti.
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Mom, was Dad abducted by aliens and replaced
by an identical creature programmed to love?
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Honey, this is breakfast.
Don't ask me things.
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He told me he loved me.
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Your father?
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No!
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Yeah.
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I think I know what happened.
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I gave your father
an early Valentine's Day card...
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that said what a wonderful
husband and father he is...
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and it rhymed,
and maybe it touched him.
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It didn't look like it touched him.
He just... He got up and got a beer.
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But maybe deep down...
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deep, deep, deep down...
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something woke up.
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I am so glad he loves you.
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Yeah, but, Mom, this is weird.
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He's never said that. Ever.
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One time I saved him
from getting hit by a lumber truck...
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and I think he was about to say it,
but then he said...
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"Get in the car."
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But how am I
supposed to handle this?
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You think I should say it back?
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He's gonna hit me.
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Maybe not.
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I can't believe that Jackie
wants me to get a job.
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I mean, my plan has always been
to coast through life on my good looks.
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I mean, look at me!
It's like I was chiseled out of marble.
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Okay, you guys, here goes.
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Dad, I love you.
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I love you, Pop.
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Poppy? Pappy? Daddy? No.
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Oh, I have to... I have to stop eating
Rhonda's chocolates.
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Oh, it's hopeless.
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Kelso, if you need to make
some quick cash, just sell your blood.
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And you!
You've had enough of this!
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No, I can stop anytime I want.
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I am not selling blood.
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There's no way that anything inside
of my body is comin' out for cash.
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Well, that's too bad, Kelso, 'cause
I hear there's this clinic in Madison...
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that'll pay you for your,
um, manly donations.
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Manly donations?
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No way!
They'll pay you for that?
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Well, I'll do that.
I'm good at that.
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"Do you have any serious
medical conditions?"
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Puked... after...
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Crunch Berry eating contest.
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- You know what? I'll just finish that for you.
- Thank you.
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Now, Mr. Chang...
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you'll be in room two.
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Some of our clients prefer a magazine.
Would you like one?
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Nah. Farrah was on Carson last night.
I should be good to go.
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Okay, so I was in the kitchen and Red came
in, and I was gonna tell him I loved him.
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But, uh, then he said
if my hair got any longer...
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he was gonna buy me
a pair of boobs, so...
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Yeah, you're in a tough spot.
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But just know I'm here for you,
'cause... I love you.
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You know what would make Forman
feel better? A piece of that candy.
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No, no, no. There's only nine left.
I will guard them with my life.
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Hyde! Eric!
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Fez!
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Easiest money I ever made.
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They paid me 50 bucks
for my underpants navy.
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You mean
your corduroy commandos?
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Yeah, your team from the inseam?
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Your Battle-pants Galactica?
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- Battle-pants Galactica. Nice one. Wow.
- It just came to me. Thank you.
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Man, this job is the greatest.
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It combines all my interests,
hobbies and skills...
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into one moneymaking endeavor.
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I'm gonna get Jackie
a sweet gift. Popcorn?
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- Dude!
- Oh, forget it!
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All right, Kelso.
Where the hell is your moron brother?
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He was supposed to meet me at The Hub,
and he totally blew me off.
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Whoa. A Kelso blew you off?
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Oh, my God. What a shock.
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Oh, hey, Colonel Mustard called.
He said get a clue.
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What is wrong with you Kelsos?
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Did all of you
get dropped on your heads?
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You know, if you're mad at Casey,
why don't you go yell at him?
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I'm too tired from working
all day to argue.
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Oh, to be a working stiff.
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So, Red, you big, old softy.
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Did anything special
happen yesterday?
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Special?
Well, let's see.
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The dentist called with a cancellation,
so I went in...
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and the sadistic son of a bitch
found a cavity.
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The next thing I know,
I'm hopped up on drugs...
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and he's taking
a jackhammer to my jaw.
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I spent the rest of the day in a fog.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, my God. You don't remember
what you said to Eric?
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Kitty, I don't even remember
how I got home.
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All right, Dad.
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Look, I tried to figure out
the right words...
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and then I realized
I just gotta say it, so...
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- Wait, Eric...
- Mom, please.
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Dad, I...
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Stop!
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He was drugged!
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Love you.
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Go to your room.
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Rhonda is going to be
so disappointed.
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All that remains
is one lonely candy.
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Look!
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More candies!
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It's a Valentine's Day miracle!
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Oh, candy...
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you've got me under your spell!
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Jackie, I couldn't wait
till Valentine's Day.
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So... here.
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Oh, my God, Michael!
These earrings are gorgeous!
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Big day at the office?
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Yeah, I worked a double shift.
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Wai-Wait. You got a job?
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Michael, I am so proud of you.
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Well, now, if it wasn't
for you pushing me...
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I would've never realized
how good it feels...
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to roll up my sleeves,
get a little sweaty and earn some cash.
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Oh, this is so exciting!
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I can't wait to come
visit you at work.
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That'll speed things up.
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What's he talking about?
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Oh.
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I've been selling my love nectar.
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What?
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Michael, you can't do that.
You're hot.
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Women are gonna want to take
your little Kelsos home.
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My God, she's right.
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Think about it...
a world full of Kelsos.
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Libraries will fall into disrepair.
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There'll be feathered hair
as far as the eye can see.
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We'll have to put padding
on every sharp corner!
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00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:55,360
Hey, those sharp corners
can be hazardous, man.
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I mean, come on. It's 1978!
Things should be round by now!
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Hey! Hey, Casey!
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Hey, Pinciotti.
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What the hell happened to you?
I was waiting at The Hub?
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Oh, man.
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See, the thing is, when I went
to go pick up the steering-wheel cover...
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the Trans Am was running kind of rough,
so I thought I'd rebuild the carburetor.
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But I was waiting at The Hub.
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00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:33,520
Well, you want a smooth ride,
don't you?
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I just think that if you say
you're gonna be someplace...
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that you should be there.
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Aw, man, I guess I flaked.
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I've just got this thing
where a lot of times I don't show up.
248
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,880
I don't know what to do about it.
249
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,320
How about showing up?
250
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,760
I guess I could give that a shot.
251
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,440
So this will never happen again?
252
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,800
No, I'm pretty sure it'll happen again.
253
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,280
But we'll light that firecracker
when we come to it.
254
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,280
Fair enough.
255
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,680
I can't believe this.
When I got here, I was so mad at you...
256
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,840
and I already totally forgave you.
257
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,160
Yeah. Everybody does.
258
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:30,600
I'm sorry, miss,
but I can't give it to you.
259
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:34,680
The donor himself is the only one
who has legal rights over the specimen.
260
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,000
Fine!
261
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,040
Michael, you get them!
262
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:44,400
You're the only one who has
rights over your "special men."
263
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:50,800
Jackie, what do you care
what I do with my special men?
264
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,680
Specimen.
I said, specimen.
265
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,440
I care because if there are
gonna be any little Kelso babies...
266
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,400
well, I want them to be ours.
267
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,600
Oh. You want to have my children?
268
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,040
Well, yeah.
269
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,840
I mean, if you get rich and don't
lose your hair. Because I love you.
270
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,720
I love you too.
271
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,560
You can't do that here.
272
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:25,320
Oh, she's right.
We'll be in room two.
273
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,920
- Dad?
- Oh, crap.
274
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,720
I was hoping that you
wouldn't find me back here.
275
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,160
Well, that's a good icebreaker.
276
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,600
Look, um...
277
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,080
about the... "love" incident...
278
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,840
All right.
Stop right there.
279
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:55,400
There are only a few times in life when it's
acceptable for a man to use that phrase...
280
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,920
when he's drunk,
when he's dying...
281
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,920
or when he's in big trouble
and that's the only way out.
282
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,840
Which usually means he's drunk.
283
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,800
So, other than that...
284
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,400
Other than that,
it's just a given.
285
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:18,120
Oh. Hey, you just
kind of told me...
286
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,040
No, I didn't.
287
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,720
Yes, you did.
288
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,400
Well, I'm drunk.
289
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,200
Clearly I'm drunk.
290
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,280
Daddy, be my valentine.
291
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,240
Do I have to hit you?
Go to your room.
292
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,240
All right.
293
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:45,680
Good news. My boys
are back in friendly hands.
294
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:49,480
Ironically, that's just where
they started their journey.
295
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:53,760
That's a shame, Kelso. It's the one job
I knew you could've been a success at.
296
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,400
Thanks, Hyde.
297
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,720
Kelso, get that nasty bag
of genetics out of my basement.
298
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,520
This bag?
299
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,440
Burn! It's just
a big bag of candy.
300
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,320
Candy? What kind of candy?
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