Original subtitles

LAST TIME, ON MY WIFE AND KIDS...

I'VE DECIDED TO GO TO COLLEGE.

I'VE ALREADY BEEN ACCEPTED AT TWO SCHOOLS.

OH!

MAYBE WHEN JUNIOR'S FINALLY GONE,

THEY'LL START PAYING ATTENTION TO US.

AFTER SCHOOL TODAY, I'M THINKING OF GETTING

A TATTOO. OH, THAT'S GOOD, BABY.

ON MY FACE. REALLY?

OF HITLER!

WELL, YOUNG MAN, TELL ME WHY

YOU'D LIKE TO ATTEND REDDINGTON UNIVERSITY.

I-I'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE TELL 'IM.

ALUMNIS.

I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION.

IN FACT, I'M CONFIDENT YOU WILL.

"I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU

"A PROVISIONAL ACCEPTANCE

TO REDDINGTON UNIVERSITY"!

NOW, WHEN WE GO AWAY TO COLLEGE,

WE CAN MOVE IN TOGETHER

AND WE CAN GET MARRIED!

[squealing]

HEY, MR. KYLE.

HEY, FRANKLIN, HOW YOU DOING?

KADY'S UPSTAIRS.

ACTUALLY, MY BUSINESS IS WITH YOU, MR. KYLE.

REALLY?

STEP INTO MY OFFICE.

YOU KNOW, YOUR OFFICE LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY KITCHEN.

HA HA HA HA.

NOW, I UNDERSTAND THAT JUNIOR HAD A SEMISUCCESSFUL INTERVIEW

AT REDDINGTON UNIVERSITY.

WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT?

THEY CALLED ME.

HE PUT ME DOWN AS ONE OF HIS REFERENCES.

I FUDGED THE TRUTH A LITTLE BIT

AND GAVE HIM A GOOD RECOMMENDATION.

I SURE HOPE HE GETS IN. I LOVED MY TIME THERE.

YOU TOOK A CLASS AT REDDINGTON?

NOPE, TAUGHT ONE -- PIANO FOR PEOPLE WITH SMALL HANDS.

BUT I DIGRESS.

THE PURPOSE OF MY VISIT IS TO MAKE YOU A PROPOSAL.

OKAY. WELL, LET'S HEAR IT.

IF JUNIOR LEAVES HOME,

I WOULD LIKE TO BE CONSIDERED THE POSITION OF YOUR SON.

REALLY?

YES, AND I THINK WE CAN BOTH AGREE

THAT MY FUTURE IS VERY BRIGHT.

AND I COULD BE EXTREMELY HELPFUL TO YOU AND MRS. KYLE

WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS

LIKE TAX PREPARATIONS, ESTATE PLANNING,

OR ANY OF YOUR MARINE-ARCHAEOLOGY NEEDS.

IT'S ALL IN THIS 20-PAGE PROPOSAL.

WELL, FRANKLIN, IT SEEMS TO ME

THAT THIS IS JUST A WAY OF YOU GETTING CLOSER TO KADY.

[ COIN JINGLES ]

OOPSIES.

I THINK YOU DROPPED A QUARTER.

IT'S NOT MY QUARTER.

I GUESS YOU GOT A VISIT FROM THE QUARTER FAIRY.

I GUESS I DID.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, FRANKLIN --

HOW ABOUT IN THE MEANTIME,

I JUST TREAT YOU LIKE MY SON, HMM?

AND YOU CAN START BY GOING TO THE REFRIGERATOR

AND GETTING ME A BEER.

CERTAINLY, DAD.

[ CRYING ]

BABY, PLEASE STOP CRYING. THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET MARRIED.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, MICHAEL?

BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY ON EARTH

JUNIOR'S GONNA PASS CALCULUS.

YOU PROMISE?

I PROMISE. WE'RE HIS TUTORS.

WE'LL JUST GIVE HIM THE WRONG ANSWERS.

OH, BABY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT.

I WANT MY BABY TO BE ABLE TO GO TO REDDINGTON,

BUT YET I DON'T WANT THESE KIDS TO GET MARRIED.

THEY'RE TOO YOUNG.

I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING ABOUT MY MASTER PLAN --

THE TRIP TO JAPAN. THAT COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING.

I SUPPOSE SO.

YES, AND LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE TO PANIC, OKAY?

LET'S JUST RELAX. EXHALE.

THEN WE'LL JUST TALK TO THEM, AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON

INSIDE OF THEIR LITTLE HORNY BRAINS.

MNH-MNH. WHY NOT?

I'M AFRAID TO.

'CAUSE THEY MIGHT TELL US THE TRUTH.

LOOK, TRUST ME, I AM NOT GONNA LET THAT BOY RUIN HIS LIFE

THE WAY I RUINED MINE.

I MEAN, THAT -- YOU KNOW, THINGS COULD HAVE BEEN --

MM-HMM.

MY, YOU LOOK THIN. I THINK THE SALT --

SHUT UP.

LOOK AT 'EM. THEY ALREADY LOOK MARRIED.

YEAH. WELL, GIVE IT A COUPLE OF YEARS.

SHE'LL BE FAT,

AND HE'LL BE CHEATING ON HER WITH THE SECRETARY.

SHUT UP.

COME HERE. FOLLOW ME.

HEY, GUYS, COME ON IN HERE. SIT DOWN.

WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

SURE. WHAT'S GOING ON, DAD?

WELL... [CLEARS THROAT]

YOUR MOTHER AND I UNDERSTAND THAT --

YOU TWO ARE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING GETTING MARRIED.

YEAH.

WELL, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE YOU A CHECK

TOWARDS YOUR WEDDING.

WE DID?

YES, WE DID. HUH?

WOW.

WOW!

WOW!

BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE PROVISION.

I'M GETTING A LOT OF PROVISIONS TODAY.

WHAT'S THIS ONE?

THAT PROVISION IS

THAT YOU DON'T CASH IT UNTIL AFTER YOUR GRADUATION.

WAIT A SECOND.

YOU GUYS ARE PAYING US NOT TO GET MARRIED?

EXACTLY.

THAT'S QUITE AN OFFER.

I'M IMPRESSED.

BUT I THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DECLINE.

YEAH.

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IT WHILE WE WERE DOING THE DISHES,

AND WE'VE DECIDED THAT WE'D LIKE TO GET MARRIED SOONER

INSTEAD OF LATER.

OH! THIS IS JUST CRAZY!

YOU GUYS ARE TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE TOOLS IT TAKES TO BUILD A LIFE TOGETHER.

AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE HAPPY.

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

BECAUSE IF YOU GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW,

I WILL STAND OUTSIDE THE HOUSE WHERE YOU LIVE,

AND I WILL SCREAM TO THE TOP OF MY LUNGS 24 HOURS A DAY,

AND YOU KNOW I'LL DO IT.

SHE'S VERY, VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THAT.

YES, I AM. AND I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

GUYS, MARRIAGE IS NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.

LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER.

SURE, IN THE BEGINNING, IT'S WONDERFUL.

YOU CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ONE ANOTHER.

"I LOVE YOU" ALL DAY LONG.

BUT THEN THE DAY COMES.

AND IT COMES QUICK.

THAT'S RIGHT. WHERE YOU ROLL OVER,

AND YOU LOOK AT THE SLEEPING WALRUS NEXT TO YOU.

AND THE SIGHT OF IT JUST MAKES YOUR STOMACH SICK.

YOU REALIZE,

"I'M MARRIED TO THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."

THAT'S EXACTLY -- THAT'S --

WALRUS? DON'T WINK AT ME!

I DON'T LOOK LIKE NO DAMN WALRUS!

A SEA LION. SEA LION!

PLATYPUS!

I DON'T LOOK LIKE NO PLATYPUS!

LOOK, I'M TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.

YOU SEE, JUNIOR? THIS IS MARRIAGE.

YOU CAN'T EVEN AGREE ON

WHAT KIND OF SEA ANIMAL YOUR WIFE LOOKS LIKE.

OKAY, I GOT IT,

BUT WE'D LIKE TO STAY FOCUSED ON THE GRADUATION.

YOU KNOW, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS AFTERWARDS.

GOOD IDEA.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS AFTER THE GRADUATION, ALL RIGHT?

WHO KNOWS? THINGS COULD CHANGE.

LET'S NOT MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL.

FINE, OKAY, NO MOUNTAINS.

I CAN PUT THIS OFF UNTIL AFTER GRADUATION. COOL.

OKAY, BUT THERE'S STILL THE LITTLE TECHNICALITY

OF ME HAVING TO PASS CALCULUS TO GET INTO THIS SCHOOL.

I REALIZE THAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TROUBLE WITH THAT.

SO I'M BRINGING IN THE BIG GUNS.

WHAT IS A VECTOR DERIVATIVE?

UH, COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?

LISTEN UP THIS TIME. WHAT IS A VECTOR DERIVATIVE?

I THINK THAT'S WHAT SULU CAUGHT FROM THE KLINGONS.

NO. A VECTOR DERIVATIVE

IS A DERIVATIVE TAKEN WITH RESPECT TO A VECTOR FIELD.

VECTOR DERIVATIVES ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT IN PHYSICS.

THEY ARISE THROUGHOUT FLUID MECHANICS,

ELECTRICITY AND MAGNETISM, ELASTICITY,

AND MANY OTHER AREAS OF THEORY AND APPLIED PHYSICS.

THIS KID IS GOOD. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I'M NEVER GONNA GET THIS STUFF.

WRONG ANSWER.

YOU WILL GET THIS STUFF.

WHY? BECAUSE YOUR TEACHER IS HIGHLY MOTIVATED.

THE SOONER YOU LEARN THIS STUFF,

THE SOONER YOU MOVE OUT AND I MOVE IN.

SO, WHAT IS A VECTOR DERIVATIVE?

OKAY! OKAY!

A VECTOR DERIVATIVE IS A DERIVATIVE

TAKEN WITH RESPECT TO A VECTOR FIELD.

VECTOR DERIVATIVES ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT IN PHYSICS,

WHERE THEY ARISE THROUGHOUT FLUID MECHANICS,

ELECTRICITY AND MAGNETISM, ELASTICITY,

AND MANY OTHER AREAS OF THEORY AND APPLIED PHYSICS, SIR.

THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET, MAGGOT.

[SIGHING]

WE'RE MAKING REAL PROGRESS, DAD.

OW! OW! OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

I CLIPPED MY CLIP-ON TIE TO MY NECK.

OH, BOY, HERE.

THAT FEELS MUCH BETTER.

LOOK, GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND HURRY UP AND GET DRESSED.

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE LATE,

THEY'RE GONNA MAKE YOU REPEAT YOUR SENIOR YEAR...

AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

SO, CLAIRE, HOW DO YOU FEEL

ABOUT YOUR BROTHER'S GRADUATION?

YAHOO.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, KADY?

LOOK HOW EXCITED I AM. HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY.

MUSH YOUR LITTLE FACE.

AND YOURS, TOO.

BABY, COME HERE. STEP IN MY OFFICE.

WHAT'S UP, SWEETHEART?

I GOT THE TICKET.

[ GASPS ] THE TICKET TO JAPAN.

THAT'S GREAT.

NOW, DO YOU THINK THIS WILL PUT SOME WATER

ON THAT "LET'S GET MARRIED" FIRE?

WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SUSHI.

WHAT?

SUSHI. THAT WAS THE JAPANESE --

I KNOW WHAT --

THAT WAS THE WORST JOKE YOU HAVE EVER TOLD, MICHAEL.

[ Japanese accent ] SO SORRY.

OH, BOY. GET OFF OF ME.

[ Normal voice ] ALL RIGHT, I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU.

LISTEN TO THIS PUNCH LINE --

LET'S GO WATCH JUNIOR GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

[ LAUGHING ]

COME ON, GUYS. COME ON.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

[ APPLAUSE ]

STEPHANIE KULPEPPER.

[ APPLAUSE ]

MICHAEL KYLE, JR.

[ APPLAUSE ]

YEAH!

YEAH!

YOU DID IT!

THAT'S MY BOY! MY SEED!

I DON'T KNOW THAT BOY.

WELL, YOU DID IT, SON. I'M PROUD OF YOU.

AND YOU REALLY STOOD OUT.

THANKS, DAD. THANKS, DAD.

JUNIOR, YOU DID GREAT.

YEAH, AND VANESSA LOOKED BEAUTIFUL, TOO.

SHE SURE DID.

WHAT? IT WAS A CAP AND GOWN.

AND I THOUGHT HER VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH

WAS A LITTLE LONG AND BLAND.

OKAY, FAMILY PICTURE, FAMILY PICTURE.

DAD, YOU SIT OVER THERE AND THE REST GATHER AROUND.

HEY, WILL YOU TAKE THIS?

UH, DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE MY PICTURE TAKEN?

IT WAS MY GRADUATION.

[ SIGHS ] OKAY.

NOW GET ONE OF THE FAMILY.

SMILE.

ALL RIGHT. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

WHEN DOES JUNIOR GET HIS GRADUATION PRESENT?

RIGHT NOW.

I HOPE IT'S A CAR,

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

IF HE GETS ONE, YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE ME THE SAME THING.

THEN I HOPE IT'S A PONY.

ACTUALLY, IT'S BETTER THAN BOTH OF THOSE

BECAUSE THIS GIFT IS NOT JUST A GIFT, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY.

O-P-OR-TUNITY.

BABY, YOU DO THE HONORS.

OKAY. I WOULD LOVE TO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GIVING MY BABY BOY HIS GRADUATION PRESENT.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY OCCASION.

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

BECAUSE IT MEANS I'M GETTING OLD.

WOW! A TRIP TO JAPAN? THANKS, GUYS!

HEY, YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU WANTED TO GO THERE

AND SEE THAT ANIMATION STUDIO, RIGHT?

NOW YOU CAN SHOW THEM YOUR ART.

OH.

I ACTUALLY SET UP SOME INTERVIEWS FOR YOU.

REALLY? I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THIS.

HEY, WELL, YOU EARNED IT.

IT MAY HAVE TAKEN YOU A LITTLE LONGER

THAN IT TAKES THE AVERAGE PERSON, BUT YOU DID IT.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I JUST HAVE TO RUN THIS BY VANESSA.

HEY, HEY, SON. YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF THAT GIRL HAS A PROBLEM WITH YOU GOING,

YOU TELL HER THAT IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE FOR YOU.

IF SHE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT,

THEN YOU JUST GOT SOME INSIGHT INTO WHO SHE REALLY IS.

YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS AS A TEST, OKAY?

I'M SURE SHE'LL BE THRILLED FOR ME.

THANKS, MOM. THANKS, DAD.

WELL, AS THEY SAY IN JAPAN... [ SPEAKS JAPANESE ]

WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

SO LONG, SUCKER.

[ CLANGING ]

YOU CAUGHT ME.

FINALLY.

HERE YOU GO.

JUNIOR, DO YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY?

I HAVE TO IF I WANT TO GET SMARTER.

I LIKE YOU STUPID.

[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S NOT 100% YET.

ALTHOUGH FRANKLIN SAYS I'M MAKING GREAT STRIDES.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GO WHEREVER VANESSA GOES.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT,

BUT NO MATTER WHO I'M WITH OR WHERE I AM,

YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY SISTER, AND I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, JUNIOR.

SLEEP TIGHT.

SO, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED?

WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. WE'RE IN LOVE.

YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED.

YOU GOT INCREDIBLY LUCKY BY GETTING INTO COLLEGE,

AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA GO AND RUIN IT?

I DON'T LOOK AT IT THAT WAY.

MOM AND DAD GOT MARRIED YOUNG,

AND LOOK HOW GREAT THINGS WORKED OUT FOR THEM.

YEAH, BUT LIGHTNING DOESN'T USUALLY STRIKE TWICE.

WE'LL SEE. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WHAT ABOUT ME?

ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT WHEN I'M GONE?

OF COURSE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU COULD STILL CALL ME, YOU KNOW.

I'LL ALWAYS BE ON THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE.

CALL YOU? WHAT WOULD I CALL YOU FOR?

THAT'S STUPID.

OKAY. I HEAR YOU.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE ASSUMING THAT I LOOK TO YOU

AS SOME SORT OF PROTECTOR OR SOMETHING.

'CAUSE I DON'T!

I DIDN'T NEED YOU BEFORE, I DON'T NEED YOU NOW,

AND I'M NOT GONNA NEED YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE!

[ CRYING ]

PLEASE, JUNIOR, DON'T GO.

I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING IN THIS HOUSE WITHOUT YOU.

THIS IS TOO WEIRD.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I FELT THIS WAY.

WHAT I SAID IS TRUE. I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.

YOU CALL ME, AND I'LL COME RUNNING.

I LOVE YOU, JUNIOR.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, CLAIRE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

BABY, WE ACTUALLY RAISED A SEMISUCCESSFUL CHILD.

CONGRATULATIONS.

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, TOO.

THANK YOU.

HEY, IF YOUR FATHER HAD OFFERED YOU A TRIP TO JAPAN,

WOULD YOU HAVE TAKEN IT?

NO. YOU KNOW WHY?

WHY?

BECAUSE EVERY MOMENT THAT I'M IN YOUR PRESENCE

IS LIKE A TRIP TO HEAVEN.

OHH. WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX.

THEN I WOULD HAVE WENT TO JAPAN.

SO?

AND THEY WOULD HAVE LOVED ME LONG TIME.

WHATEVER. [ GIGGLES ]

OH, MAN.

MICHAEL, AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT THIS,

THAT GIRL HAS HAD A POSITIVE EFFECT ON JUNIOR.

YEAH, SHE SURE HAS.

HE'S GROWING UP,

AND THE TIME HAS JUST PASSED LIKE A BLINK OF AN EYE.

I KNOW.

IT FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY WE WERE SAYING,

"BOY, GET THE THUMBTACK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH."

WAIT. THAT WAS YESTERDAY. YEAH.

HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. LET'S SNEAK OUT.

SNEAK OUT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

LET'S SNEAK OUT OF THE HOUSE.

YOU AND ME -- WE GO GET IN THE CAR AND DRIVE SOMEWHERE

AND PARK. PARK? BOY, YOU CRAZY.

I KNOW. ISN'T THAT WHY YOU MARRIED ME?

COME ON.

IT'LL BE FUN.

WE'LL DRIVE DOWN TO THE SHORE WHERE JUNIOR WAS CONCEIVED.

WHEN WE GET DOWN THERE, WHAT WE GONNA DO?

WE'LL REMINISCE.

REMINISCE? OH, PLEASE.

COME ON. YOU WANNA?

HUH? YOU WANNA.

UNH-UNH.

UH-HUH. I CAN TELL BY THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE.

WHAT LOOK?

I AM NOT DOING THAT!

THAT THAT "ME SO HORNY" LOOK.

SHUT UP.

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

GOT MY HEELS GOING, TOO.

AW, SHUCKS.

YOU GONNA GET A SPANKING IN THOSE HEELS, GIRL.

GOD, THIS FEELS SO WRONG.

I KNOW, BUT IT WAS GREAT, WASN'T IT?

OH, YEAH, BABY. I HAD A FABULOUS TIME.

ALL THREE OF US DID.

THREE?

YEAH. YOU, ME, AND THE COP THAT MADE US LEAVE.

ANYWAY, I KNOW WHY YOU DID THIS.

WHY'S THAT?

TO TAKE MY MIND OFF THE "WHAT IFS."

YES. YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF THE "WHAT IFS."

I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M A MOTHER.

ANYWAY, THANK YOU.

IT WAS MY PLEASURE, BOTH TIMES.

[ GIGGLING ]

COME ON. LET'S TRY TO SNEAK IN THIS HOUSE

WITHOUT WAKING ANYBODY UP.

OKAY. SHH. BE QUIET.

YOU DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT. THEN WE'LL GET PUNISHED.

I'LL PUNISH YOU, ALL RIGHT.

OH, YEAH? YOU PROMISE?

YOU BE THE SCHOOLTEACHER,

AND I'LL BE THE BAD WITTLE BOY?

[ LAUGHING ] SHH.

HEY, WHY'S THE KITCHEN LIGHT ON?

I DON'T KNOW.

HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO GUYS DOING UP?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S 5:00 IN THE MORNING.

WELL, WE WERE TOO WIRED TO SLEEP.

WHAT WITH THE GRADUATION, TALKING ABOUT THE TRIP TO JAPAN,

AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

SO, HERE WE ARE.

I KNOW JUNIOR'S TOLD YOU ABOUT HIS GRADUATION PRESENT.

I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY OPINION.

I THINK THAT IF HE TURNS DOWN THIS TRIP TO JAPAN,

HE'S MAKING A GREAT MISTAKE.

I DO TOO.

I THINK IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, VANESSA.

THAT'S RIGHT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

A LITTLE SEPARATION IS HEALTHY FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S GOOD TO GET AWAY.

THAT'S WHY I HAVE MY JOB,

SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO BE AROUND HER ALL THE TIME.

SOMETIMES SHE GETS ON MY NERVES.

I'D RATHER BE IN TRAFFIC.

ALL RIGHT.

I MEAN, WHAT I'M SAYING IS,

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GREAT HOMECOMING,

YOU GOT TO LEAVE HOME SOMETIMES.

ABSENCE DOES MAKE THE HEART GROW FONDER.

AND THE MORE YOU CAN BE AWAY, THE BETTER YOU --

ALL...

LOOK, MOM, DAD,

WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE TALKING FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.

I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GO TO JAPAN.

OH, BOY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT MAKES US VERY SAD, JUNIOR.

THIS IS VERY DISAPPOINTING.

LOOK, OKAY, CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE US AN EXPLANATION WHY?

SHE'S PREGNANT.

LOOK AT 'EM.

THEY ALREADY LOOK MARRIED.

YEAH, GIVE 'EM A COUPLE OF YEARS, HE'LL--

MICHAEL, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, THE SHOCK OF THAT JUST KNOCKED ME OFF MY SEAT.

WHEN DID YOU S-- WHO--WHAT COLLEGE--

[ CHANTING GIBBERISH ]

VERY GOOD.

WELL-- [ LAUGHS ]

NO, IT FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY

I WAS SAYING, "BOY, GET YOUR FOOT

OUT OF YOUR MOUTH."

WAIT, THAT WAS YESTERDAY. YEAH.

WAIT, IT FEELS LIKE JUST--

I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THE 95

UP THROUGH THE MERRITT PARKWAY.

NO, BABY, NO, AVOID THE FREEWAY.

TAKE THE SURFACE STREETS.

NO, WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?

BECAUSE, HONEY, YOU KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS

CONSTRUCTION ON THE MERRITT PARKWAY.

I KNOW, BUT THE-- MOM?

YEAH, HI, CLAIRE. HI, CLAIRE.

AH!

REDDINGTON? THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD SCHOOL.

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD SCHOOL. YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING --

[ LAUGHING ]

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD SCHOOL. AND I FORGOT MY LINE.

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD SCHOOL.

[ LAUGHING ]