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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,382 --> 00:00:03,172 LAST TIME, ON MY WIFE AND KIDS... 2 00:00:03,174 --> 00:00:05,304 I'VE DECIDED TO GO TO COLLEGE. 3 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:07,176 I'VE ALREADY BEEN ACCEPTED AT TWO SCHOOLS. 4 00:00:07,178 --> 00:00:10,008 OH! 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,390 MAYBE WHEN JUNIOR'S FINALLY GONE, 6 00:00:11,392 --> 00:00:12,972 THEY'LL START PAYING ATTENTION TO US. 7 00:00:12,973 --> 00:00:14,273 AFTER SCHOOL TODAY, I'M THINKING OF GETTING 8 00:00:14,265 --> 00:00:16,185 A TATTOO. OH, THAT'S GOOD, BABY. 9 00:00:16,187 --> 00:00:19,097 ON MY FACE. REALLY? 10 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,400 OF HITLER! 11 00:00:21,402 --> 00:00:22,772 WELL, YOUNG MAN, TELL ME WHY 12 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,613 YOU'D LIKE TO ATTEND REDDINGTON UNIVERSITY. 13 00:00:24,605 --> 00:00:25,775 I-I'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE TELL 'IM. 14 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:29,646 ALUMNIS. 15 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:31,320 I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION. 16 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:35,792 IN FACT, I'M CONFIDENT YOU WILL. 17 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,036 "I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU 18 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,417 "A PROVISIONAL ACCEPTANCE 19 00:00:38,419 --> 00:00:40,079 TO REDDINGTON UNIVERSITY"! 20 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,081 NOW, WHEN WE GO AWAY TO COLLEGE, 21 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,082 WE CAN MOVE IN TOGETHER 22 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,083 AND WE CAN GET MARRIED! 23 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,344 [squealing] 24 00:00:54,435 --> 00:00:55,635 HEY, MR. KYLE. 25 00:00:55,636 --> 00:00:57,556 HEY, FRANKLIN, HOW YOU DOING? 26 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,018 KADY'S UPSTAIRS. 27 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:02,099 ACTUALLY, MY BUSINESS IS WITH YOU, MR. KYLE. 28 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,103 REALLY? 29 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,244 STEP INTO MY OFFICE. 30 00:01:05,236 --> 00:01:08,106 YOU KNOW, YOUR OFFICE LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY KITCHEN. 31 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,819 HA HA HA HA. 32 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:13,190 NOW, I UNDERSTAND THAT JUNIOR HAD A SEMISUCCESSFUL INTERVIEW 33 00:01:13,194 --> 00:01:15,084 AT REDDINGTON UNIVERSITY. 34 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,575 WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? 35 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,037 THEY CALLED ME. 36 00:01:18,038 --> 00:01:20,698 HE PUT ME DOWN AS ONE OF HIS REFERENCES. 37 00:01:20,701 --> 00:01:23,001 I FUDGED THE TRUTH A LITTLE BIT 38 00:01:23,003 --> 00:01:25,553 AND GAVE HIM A GOOD RECOMMENDATION. 39 00:01:25,546 --> 00:01:30,506 I SURE HOPE HE GETS IN. I LOVED MY TIME THERE. 40 00:01:30,511 --> 00:01:32,051 YOU TOOK A CLASS AT REDDINGTON? 41 00:01:32,052 --> 00:01:36,022 NOPE, TAUGHT ONE -- PIANO FOR PEOPLE WITH SMALL HANDS. 42 00:01:36,016 --> 00:01:37,636 BUT I DIGRESS. 43 00:01:37,638 --> 00:01:41,978 THE PURPOSE OF MY VISIT IS TO MAKE YOU A PROPOSAL. 44 00:01:41,982 --> 00:01:44,492 OKAY. WELL, LET'S HEAR IT. 45 00:01:44,485 --> 00:01:46,685 IF JUNIOR LEAVES HOME, 46 00:01:46,687 --> 00:01:51,647 I WOULD LIKE TO BE CONSIDERED THE POSITION OF YOUR SON. 47 00:01:51,652 --> 00:01:53,152 REALLY? 48 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,624 YES, AND I THINK WE CAN BOTH AGREE 49 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,076 THAT MY FUTURE IS VERY BRIGHT. 50 00:01:58,078 --> 00:02:01,448 AND I COULD BE EXTREMELY HELPFUL TO YOU AND MRS. KYLE 51 00:02:01,452 --> 00:02:03,082 WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS 52 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,673 LIKE TAX PREPARATIONS, ESTATE PLANNING, 53 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:08,416 OR ANY OF YOUR MARINE-ARCHAEOLOGY NEEDS. 54 00:02:10,251 --> 00:02:12,881 IT'S ALL IN THIS 20-PAGE PROPOSAL. 55 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,973 WELL, FRANKLIN, IT SEEMS TO ME 56 00:02:14,965 --> 00:02:19,015 THAT THIS IS JUST A WAY OF YOU GETTING CLOSER TO KADY. 57 00:02:19,019 --> 00:02:20,179 [ COIN JINGLES ] 58 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,601 OOPSIES. 59 00:02:26,607 --> 00:02:30,267 I THINK YOU DROPPED A QUARTER. 60 00:02:30,271 --> 00:02:32,731 IT'S NOT MY QUARTER. 61 00:02:32,733 --> 00:02:36,123 I GUESS YOU GOT A VISIT FROM THE QUARTER FAIRY. 62 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,451 I GUESS I DID. 63 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,004 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, FRANKLIN -- 64 00:02:44,995 --> 00:02:46,335 HOW ABOUT IN THE MEANTIME, 65 00:02:46,337 --> 00:02:48,877 I JUST TREAT YOU LIKE MY SON, HMM? 66 00:02:48,879 --> 00:02:50,289 AND YOU CAN START BY GOING TO THE REFRIGERATOR 67 00:02:50,291 --> 00:02:51,921 AND GETTING ME A BEER. 68 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:55,102 CERTAINLY, DAD. 69 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,937 [ CRYING ] 70 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:13,359 BABY, PLEASE STOP CRYING. THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET MARRIED. 71 00:03:13,364 --> 00:03:14,874 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, MICHAEL? 72 00:03:14,865 --> 00:03:16,865 BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY ON EARTH 73 00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:18,277 JUNIOR'S GONNA PASS CALCULUS. 74 00:03:18,279 --> 00:03:19,529 YOU PROMISE? 75 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:20,990 I PROMISE. WE'RE HIS TUTORS. 76 00:03:20,991 --> 00:03:22,951 WE'LL JUST GIVE HIM THE WRONG ANSWERS. 77 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,923 OH, BABY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT. 78 00:03:24,915 --> 00:03:27,285 I WANT MY BABY TO BE ABLE TO GO TO REDDINGTON, 79 00:03:27,288 --> 00:03:28,628 BUT YET I DON'T WANT THESE KIDS TO GET MARRIED. 80 00:03:28,629 --> 00:03:30,379 THEY'RE TOO YOUNG. 81 00:03:30,381 --> 00:03:33,881 I KNOW, BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING ABOUT MY MASTER PLAN -- 82 00:03:33,884 --> 00:03:37,054 THE TRIP TO JAPAN. THAT COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING. 83 00:03:37,047 --> 00:03:39,597 I SUPPOSE SO. 84 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:43,800 YES, AND LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE TO PANIC, OKAY? 85 00:03:43,804 --> 00:03:45,654 LET'S JUST RELAX. EXHALE. 86 00:03:45,646 --> 00:03:48,896 THEN WE'LL JUST TALK TO THEM, AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON 87 00:03:48,899 --> 00:03:50,979 INSIDE OF THEIR LITTLE HORNY BRAINS. 88 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,731 MNH-MNH. WHY NOT? 89 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,493 I'M AFRAID TO. 90 00:03:54,485 --> 00:03:57,695 'CAUSE THEY MIGHT TELL US THE TRUTH. 91 00:03:57,698 --> 00:04:02,568 LOOK, TRUST ME, I AM NOT GONNA LET THAT BOY RUIN HIS LIFE 92 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:04,503 THE WAY I RUINED MINE. 93 00:04:07,368 --> 00:04:10,288 I MEAN, THAT -- YOU KNOW, THINGS COULD HAVE BEEN -- 94 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:11,671 MM-HMM. 95 00:04:11,672 --> 00:04:13,672 MY, YOU LOOK THIN. I THINK THE SALT -- 96 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:14,934 SHUT UP. 97 00:04:23,223 --> 00:04:26,983 LOOK AT 'EM. THEY ALREADY LOOK MARRIED. 98 00:04:26,977 --> 00:04:28,347 YEAH. WELL, GIVE IT A COUPLE OF YEARS. 99 00:04:28,349 --> 00:04:29,979 SHE'LL BE FAT, 100 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:31,650 AND HE'LL BE CHEATING ON HER WITH THE SECRETARY. 101 00:04:31,652 --> 00:04:33,852 SHUT UP. 102 00:04:33,854 --> 00:04:35,864 COME HERE. FOLLOW ME. 103 00:04:35,856 --> 00:04:38,896 HEY, GUYS, COME ON IN HERE. SIT DOWN. 104 00:04:38,899 --> 00:04:40,609 WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 105 00:04:40,611 --> 00:04:42,781 SURE. WHAT'S GOING ON, DAD? 106 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,283 WELL... [CLEARS THROAT] 107 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,714 YOUR MOTHER AND I UNDERSTAND THAT -- 108 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:52,170 YOU TWO ARE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING GETTING MARRIED. 109 00:04:52,172 --> 00:04:53,792 YEAH. 110 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:57,684 WELL, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE YOU A CHECK 111 00:04:57,678 --> 00:04:58,838 TOWARDS YOUR WEDDING. 112 00:04:58,839 --> 00:04:59,839 WE DID? 113 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:00,920 YES, WE DID. HUH? 114 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:01,921 WOW. 115 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:02,972 WOW! 116 00:05:02,973 --> 00:05:04,263 WOW! 117 00:05:04,264 --> 00:05:05,814 BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE PROVISION. 118 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,766 I'M GETTING A LOT OF PROVISIONS TODAY. 119 00:05:07,768 --> 00:05:08,808 WHAT'S THIS ONE? 120 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,519 THAT PROVISION IS 121 00:05:10,521 --> 00:05:13,311 THAT YOU DON'T CASH IT UNTIL AFTER YOUR GRADUATION. 122 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,783 WAIT A SECOND. 123 00:05:14,775 --> 00:05:17,355 YOU GUYS ARE PAYING US NOT TO GET MARRIED? 124 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,398 EXACTLY. 125 00:05:18,399 --> 00:05:19,609 THAT'S QUITE AN OFFER. 126 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,280 I'M IMPRESSED. 127 00:05:21,281 --> 00:05:22,901 BUT I THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DECLINE. 128 00:05:22,903 --> 00:05:24,583 YEAH. 129 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,785 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IT WHILE WE WERE DOING THE DISHES, 130 00:05:26,787 --> 00:05:28,707 AND WE'VE DECIDED THAT WE'D LIKE TO GET MARRIED SOONER 131 00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:29,709 INSTEAD OF LATER. 132 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:31,620 OH! THIS IS JUST CRAZY! 133 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:34,802 YOU GUYS ARE TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED. 134 00:05:34,795 --> 00:05:37,625 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE TOOLS IT TAKES TO BUILD A LIFE TOGETHER. 135 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,588 AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE HAPPY. 136 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:40,840 AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 137 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,171 BECAUSE IF YOU GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW, 138 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:45,643 I WILL STAND OUTSIDE THE HOUSE WHERE YOU LIVE, 139 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:48,676 AND I WILL SCREAM TO THE TOP OF MY LUNGS 24 HOURS A DAY, 140 00:05:48,679 --> 00:05:50,179 AND YOU KNOW I'LL DO IT. 141 00:05:51,812 --> 00:05:54,612 SHE'S VERY, VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THAT. 142 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,395 YES, I AM. AND I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 143 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:59,647 GUYS, MARRIAGE IS NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE. 144 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,320 LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER. 145 00:06:01,321 --> 00:06:04,191 SURE, IN THE BEGINNING, IT'S WONDERFUL. 146 00:06:04,194 --> 00:06:06,704 YOU CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ONE ANOTHER. 147 00:06:06,697 --> 00:06:08,827 "I LOVE YOU" ALL DAY LONG. 148 00:06:08,829 --> 00:06:10,789 BUT THEN THE DAY COMES. 149 00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:12,701 AND IT COMES QUICK. 150 00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:15,593 THAT'S RIGHT. WHERE YOU ROLL OVER, 151 00:06:15,586 --> 00:06:19,046 AND YOU LOOK AT THE SLEEPING WALRUS NEXT TO YOU. 152 00:06:19,049 --> 00:06:23,669 AND THE SIGHT OF IT JUST MAKES YOUR STOMACH SICK. 153 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,604 YOU REALIZE, 154 00:06:25,596 --> 00:06:30,306 "I'M MARRIED TO THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." 155 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:31,850 THAT'S EXACTLY -- THAT'S -- 156 00:06:31,852 --> 00:06:33,472 WALRUS? DON'T WINK AT ME! 157 00:06:33,474 --> 00:06:35,324 I DON'T LOOK LIKE NO DAMN WALRUS! 158 00:06:35,315 --> 00:06:37,145 A SEA LION. SEA LION! 159 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,477 PLATYPUS! 160 00:06:38,479 --> 00:06:40,149 I DON'T LOOK LIKE NO PLATYPUS! 161 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,400 LOOK, I'M TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. 162 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,192 YOU SEE, JUNIOR? THIS IS MARRIAGE. 163 00:06:44,194 --> 00:06:45,794 YOU CAN'T EVEN AGREE ON 164 00:06:45,786 --> 00:06:49,736 WHAT KIND OF SEA ANIMAL YOUR WIFE LOOKS LIKE. 165 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,450 OKAY, I GOT IT, 166 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,662 BUT WE'D LIKE TO STAY FOCUSED ON THE GRADUATION. 167 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,504 YOU KNOW, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS AFTERWARDS. 168 00:06:55,496 --> 00:06:57,336 GOOD IDEA. 169 00:06:57,337 --> 00:06:59,837 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS AFTER THE GRADUATION, ALL RIGHT? 170 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,590 WHO KNOWS? THINGS COULD CHANGE. 171 00:07:01,592 --> 00:07:03,542 LET'S NOT MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL. 172 00:07:03,544 --> 00:07:05,314 FINE, OKAY, NO MOUNTAINS. 173 00:07:05,305 --> 00:07:07,425 I CAN PUT THIS OFF UNTIL AFTER GRADUATION. COOL. 174 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,047 OKAY, BUT THERE'S STILL THE LITTLE TECHNICALITY 175 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:12,720 OF ME HAVING TO PASS CALCULUS TO GET INTO THIS SCHOOL. 176 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:15,613 I REALIZE THAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TROUBLE WITH THAT. 177 00:07:15,606 --> 00:07:17,476 SO I'M BRINGING IN THE BIG GUNS. 178 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:20,188 WHAT IS A VECTOR DERIVATIVE? 179 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,440 UH, COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION? 180 00:07:25,325 --> 00:07:29,195 LISTEN UP THIS TIME. WHAT IS A VECTOR DERIVATIVE? 181 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:33,029 I THINK THAT'S WHAT SULU CAUGHT FROM THE KLINGONS. 182 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:35,343 NO. A VECTOR DERIVATIVE 183 00:07:35,335 --> 00:07:40,495 IS A DERIVATIVE TAKEN WITH RESPECT TO A VECTOR FIELD. 184 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:44,211 VECTOR DERIVATIVES ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT IN PHYSICS. 185 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:47,014 THEY ARISE THROUGHOUT FLUID MECHANICS, 186 00:07:47,007 --> 00:07:49,587 ELECTRICITY AND MAGNETISM, ELASTICITY, 187 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:53,180 AND MANY OTHER AREAS OF THEORY AND APPLIED PHYSICS. 188 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:55,153 THIS KID IS GOOD. TELL ME ABOUT IT. 189 00:07:55,145 --> 00:07:58,185 I'M NEVER GONNA GET THIS STUFF. 190 00:07:58,188 --> 00:07:59,598 WRONG ANSWER. 191 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,600 YOU WILL GET THIS STUFF. 192 00:08:01,602 --> 00:08:05,532 WHY? BECAUSE YOUR TEACHER IS HIGHLY MOTIVATED. 193 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:08,446 THE SOONER YOU LEARN THIS STUFF, 194 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:11,778 THE SOONER YOU MOVE OUT AND I MOVE IN. 195 00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:15,883 SO, WHAT IS A VECTOR DERIVATIVE? 196 00:08:15,876 --> 00:08:19,956 OKAY! OKAY! 197 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,830 A VECTOR DERIVATIVE IS A DERIVATIVE 198 00:08:21,832 --> 00:08:23,882 TAKEN WITH RESPECT TO A VECTOR FIELD. 199 00:08:23,884 --> 00:08:25,514 VECTOR DERIVATIVES ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT IN PHYSICS, 200 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,335 WHERE THEY ARISE THROUGHOUT FLUID MECHANICS, 201 00:08:27,337 --> 00:08:29,587 ELECTRICITY AND MAGNETISM, ELASTICITY, 202 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:32,890 AND MANY OTHER AREAS OF THEORY AND APPLIED PHYSICS, SIR. 203 00:08:32,893 --> 00:08:35,233 THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET, MAGGOT. 204 00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:38,015 [SIGHING] 205 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:41,348 WE'RE MAKING REAL PROGRESS, DAD. 206 00:08:45,736 --> 00:08:47,026 OW! OW! OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME! 207 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,317 WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 208 00:08:48,318 --> 00:08:50,068 I CLIPPED MY CLIP-ON TIE TO MY NECK. 209 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,650 OH, BOY, HERE. 210 00:08:51,652 --> 00:08:53,362 THAT FEELS MUCH BETTER. 211 00:08:53,363 --> 00:08:55,503 LOOK, GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND HURRY UP AND GET DRESSED. 212 00:08:55,495 --> 00:08:57,115 BECAUSE IF YOU'RE LATE, 213 00:08:57,117 --> 00:08:59,327 THEY'RE GONNA MAKE YOU REPEAT YOUR SENIOR YEAR... 214 00:08:59,329 --> 00:09:00,499 AGAIN. 215 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,660 ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 216 00:09:01,662 --> 00:09:03,662 SO, CLAIRE, HOW DO YOU FEEL 217 00:09:03,664 --> 00:09:05,844 ABOUT YOUR BROTHER'S GRADUATION? 218 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:06,926 YAHOO. 219 00:09:06,927 --> 00:09:08,667 WHAT ABOUT YOU, KADY? 220 00:09:08,669 --> 00:09:12,429 LOOK HOW EXCITED I AM. HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY. 221 00:09:12,432 --> 00:09:15,522 MUSH YOUR LITTLE FACE. 222 00:09:15,515 --> 00:09:16,725 AND YOURS, TOO. 223 00:09:16,727 --> 00:09:18,887 BABY, COME HERE. STEP IN MY OFFICE. 224 00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:20,439 WHAT'S UP, SWEETHEART? 225 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,600 I GOT THE TICKET. 226 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:25,152 [ GASPS ] THE TICKET TO JAPAN. 227 00:09:25,145 --> 00:09:26,985 THAT'S GREAT. 228 00:09:26,987 --> 00:09:28,567 NOW, DO YOU THINK THIS WILL PUT SOME WATER 229 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,068 ON THAT "LET'S GET MARRIED" FIRE? 230 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,110 WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SUSHI. 231 00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:35,003 WHAT? 232 00:09:34,995 --> 00:09:37,075 SUSHI. THAT WAS THE JAPANESE -- 233 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,657 I KNOW WHAT -- 234 00:09:38,659 --> 00:09:41,539 THAT WAS THE WORST JOKE YOU HAVE EVER TOLD, MICHAEL. 235 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:43,161 [ Japanese accent ] SO SORRY. 236 00:09:43,163 --> 00:09:45,713 OH, BOY. GET OFF OF ME. 237 00:09:45,706 --> 00:09:47,006 [ Normal voice ] ALL RIGHT, I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU. 238 00:09:47,007 --> 00:09:48,967 LISTEN TO THIS PUNCH LINE -- 239 00:09:48,969 --> 00:09:52,089 LET'S GO WATCH JUNIOR GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 240 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,552 [ LAUGHING ] 241 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:55,983 COME ON, GUYS. COME ON. 242 00:09:55,976 --> 00:09:57,676 OH, MY GOODNESS. 243 00:09:57,678 --> 00:09:59,478 [ APPLAUSE ] 244 00:09:59,479 --> 00:10:01,099 STEPHANIE KULPEPPER. 245 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,521 [ APPLAUSE ] 246 00:10:04,524 --> 00:10:06,824 MICHAEL KYLE, JR. 247 00:10:06,817 --> 00:10:08,607 [ APPLAUSE ] 248 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,608 YEAH! 249 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,729 YEAH! 250 00:10:10,731 --> 00:10:11,821 YOU DID IT! 251 00:10:11,822 --> 00:10:14,282 THAT'S MY BOY! MY SEED! 252 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,576 I DON'T KNOW THAT BOY. 253 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:30,007 WELL, YOU DID IT, SON. I'M PROUD OF YOU. 254 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:31,960 AND YOU REALLY STOOD OUT. 255 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:33,842 THANKS, DAD. THANKS, DAD. 256 00:10:33,844 --> 00:10:35,684 JUNIOR, YOU DID GREAT. 257 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:38,756 YEAH, AND VANESSA LOOKED BEAUTIFUL, TOO. 258 00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:39,849 SHE SURE DID. 259 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:41,350 WHAT? IT WAS A CAP AND GOWN. 260 00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:43,721 AND I THOUGHT HER VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH 261 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,234 WAS A LITTLE LONG AND BLAND. 262 00:10:45,225 --> 00:10:48,105 OKAY, FAMILY PICTURE, FAMILY PICTURE. 263 00:10:48,108 --> 00:10:51,768 DAD, YOU SIT OVER THERE AND THE REST GATHER AROUND. 264 00:10:51,772 --> 00:10:53,362 HEY, WILL YOU TAKE THIS? 265 00:10:53,363 --> 00:10:56,243 UH, DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE MY PICTURE TAKEN? 266 00:10:56,236 --> 00:10:57,826 IT WAS MY GRADUATION. 267 00:10:57,828 --> 00:10:59,778 [ SIGHS ] OKAY. 268 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:03,782 NOW GET ONE OF THE FAMILY. 269 00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:08,167 SMILE. 270 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,550 ALL RIGHT. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. 271 00:11:12,552 --> 00:11:14,552 WHEN DOES JUNIOR GET HIS GRADUATION PRESENT? 272 00:11:14,554 --> 00:11:15,684 RIGHT NOW. 273 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,135 I HOPE IT'S A CAR, 274 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:18,847 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 275 00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:20,099 IF HE GETS ONE, YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE ME THE SAME THING. 276 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:22,010 THEN I HOPE IT'S A PONY. 277 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:24,222 ACTUALLY, IT'S BETTER THAN BOTH OF THOSE 278 00:11:24,224 --> 00:11:27,274 BECAUSE THIS GIFT IS NOT JUST A GIFT, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY. 279 00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:30,307 O-P-OR-TUNITY. 280 00:11:31,902 --> 00:11:34,192 BABY, YOU DO THE HONORS. 281 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,744 OKAY. I WOULD LOVE TO. 282 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,237 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GIVING MY BABY BOY HIS GRADUATION PRESENT. 283 00:11:39,239 --> 00:11:41,119 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY OCCASION. 284 00:11:41,121 --> 00:11:42,581 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 285 00:11:42,582 --> 00:11:44,282 BECAUSE IT MEANS I'M GETTING OLD. 286 00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:46,834 WOW! A TRIP TO JAPAN? THANKS, GUYS! 287 00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:49,827 HEY, YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU WANTED TO GO THERE 288 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:52,090 AND SEE THAT ANIMATION STUDIO, RIGHT? 289 00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:54,042 NOW YOU CAN SHOW THEM YOUR ART. 290 00:11:54,044 --> 00:11:55,644 OH. 291 00:11:55,635 --> 00:11:57,835 I ACTUALLY SET UP SOME INTERVIEWS FOR YOU. 292 00:11:57,838 --> 00:12:00,678 REALLY? I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THIS. 293 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:01,970 HEY, WELL, YOU EARNED IT. 294 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,102 IT MAY HAVE TAKEN YOU A LITTLE LONGER 295 00:12:04,104 --> 00:12:06,734 THAN IT TAKES THE AVERAGE PERSON, BUT YOU DID IT. 296 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,056 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 297 00:12:08,058 --> 00:12:09,608 I JUST HAVE TO RUN THIS BY VANESSA. 298 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:11,609 HEY, HEY, SON. YOU KNOW WHAT? 299 00:12:11,611 --> 00:12:13,651 IF THAT GIRL HAS A PROBLEM WITH YOU GOING, 300 00:12:13,653 --> 00:12:15,993 YOU TELL HER THAT IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE FOR YOU. 301 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,946 IF SHE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT, 302 00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:20,318 THEN YOU JUST GOT SOME INSIGHT INTO WHO SHE REALLY IS. 303 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,570 YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS AS A TEST, OKAY? 304 00:12:22,572 --> 00:12:25,002 I'M SURE SHE'LL BE THRILLED FOR ME. 305 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,915 THANKS, MOM. THANKS, DAD. 306 00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:30,957 WELL, AS THEY SAY IN JAPAN... [ SPEAKS JAPANESE ] 307 00:12:30,961 --> 00:12:32,421 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 308 00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:34,422 SO LONG, SUCKER. 309 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,930 [ CLANGING ] 310 00:12:51,892 --> 00:12:53,892 YOU CAUGHT ME. 311 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:55,494 FINALLY. 312 00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,445 HERE YOU GO. 313 00:12:57,447 --> 00:13:00,357 JUNIOR, DO YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY? 314 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,660 I HAVE TO IF I WANT TO GET SMARTER. 315 00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:04,962 I LIKE YOU STUPID. 316 00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:07,035 [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S NOT 100% YET. 317 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,537 ALTHOUGH FRANKLIN SAYS I'M MAKING GREAT STRIDES. 318 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,409 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 319 00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:14,171 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GO WHEREVER VANESSA GOES. 320 00:13:14,174 --> 00:13:15,924 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, 321 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:19,006 BUT NO MATTER WHO I'M WITH OR WHERE I AM, 322 00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:22,839 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY SISTER, AND I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 323 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,983 I LOVE YOU, TOO, JUNIOR. 324 00:13:27,888 --> 00:13:29,388 SLEEP TIGHT. 325 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,985 SO, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED? 326 00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:40,318 WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. WE'RE IN LOVE. 327 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,940 YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED. 328 00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:45,873 YOU GOT INCREDIBLY LUCKY BY GETTING INTO COLLEGE, 329 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:48,036 AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA GO AND RUIN IT? 330 00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:49,158 I DON'T LOOK AT IT THAT WAY. 331 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:50,619 MOM AND DAD GOT MARRIED YOUNG, 332 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,410 AND LOOK HOW GREAT THINGS WORKED OUT FOR THEM. 333 00:13:52,412 --> 00:13:54,412 YEAH, BUT LIGHTNING DOESN'T USUALLY STRIKE TWICE. 334 00:13:54,414 --> 00:13:56,554 WE'LL SEE. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 335 00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,086 WHAT ABOUT ME? 336 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:01,168 ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT WHEN I'M GONE? 337 00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:03,091 OF COURSE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 338 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,843 YOU COULD STILL CALL ME, YOU KNOW. 339 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,974 I'LL ALWAYS BE ON THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE. 340 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,767 CALL YOU? WHAT WOULD I CALL YOU FOR? 341 00:14:08,768 --> 00:14:09,848 THAT'S STUPID. 342 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,469 OKAY. I HEAR YOU. 343 00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:14,181 YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE ASSUMING THAT I LOOK TO YOU 344 00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,284 AS SOME SORT OF PROTECTOR OR SOMETHING. 345 00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:17,936 'CAUSE I DON'T! 346 00:14:17,938 --> 00:14:20,358 I DIDN'T NEED YOU BEFORE, I DON'T NEED YOU NOW, 347 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,070 AND I'M NOT GONNA NEED YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE! 348 00:14:23,073 --> 00:14:26,453 [ CRYING ] 349 00:14:26,446 --> 00:14:28,946 PLEASE, JUNIOR, DON'T GO. 350 00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:33,449 I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING IN THIS HOUSE WITHOUT YOU. 351 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:38,917 THIS IS TOO WEIRD. 352 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:42,419 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I FELT THIS WAY. 353 00:14:42,422 --> 00:14:47,272 WHAT I SAID IS TRUE. I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. 354 00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:51,097 YOU CALL ME, AND I'LL COME RUNNING. 355 00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:53,101 I LOVE YOU, JUNIOR. 356 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,433 I LOVE YOU, TOO, CLAIRE. 357 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,953 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 358 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:08,785 BABY, WE ACTUALLY RAISED A SEMISUCCESSFUL CHILD. 359 00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:10,118 CONGRATULATIONS. 360 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,370 CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, TOO. 361 00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:12,951 THANK YOU. 362 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,343 HEY, IF YOUR FATHER HAD OFFERED YOU A TRIP TO JAPAN, 363 00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:16,335 WOULD YOU HAVE TAKEN IT? 364 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:17,876 NO. YOU KNOW WHY? 365 00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:19,417 WHY? 366 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,419 BECAUSE EVERY MOMENT THAT I'M IN YOUR PRESENCE 367 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,502 IS LIKE A TRIP TO HEAVEN. 368 00:15:24,504 --> 00:15:27,814 OHH. WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX. 369 00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:29,507 THEN I WOULD HAVE WENT TO JAPAN. 370 00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:30,969 SO? 371 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,641 AND THEY WOULD HAVE LOVED ME LONG TIME. 372 00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:33,722 WHATEVER. [ GIGGLES ] 373 00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:35,063 OH, MAN. 374 00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:38,895 MICHAEL, AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, 375 00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:41,728 THAT GIRL HAS HAD A POSITIVE EFFECT ON JUNIOR. 376 00:15:41,731 --> 00:15:42,821 YEAH, SHE SURE HAS. 377 00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:44,402 HE'S GROWING UP, 378 00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:45,834 AND THE TIME HAS JUST PASSED LIKE A BLINK OF AN EYE. 379 00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:47,235 I KNOW. 380 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,657 IT FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY WE WERE SAYING, 381 00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:51,118 "BOY, GET THE THUMBTACK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH." 382 00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:54,281 WAIT. THAT WAS YESTERDAY. YEAH. 383 00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:56,844 HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. LET'S SNEAK OUT. 384 00:15:56,836 --> 00:15:58,876 SNEAK OUT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 385 00:15:58,878 --> 00:16:00,498 LET'S SNEAK OUT OF THE HOUSE. 386 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,340 YOU AND ME -- WE GO GET IN THE CAR AND DRIVE SOMEWHERE 387 00:16:02,342 --> 00:16:04,462 AND PARK. PARK? BOY, YOU CRAZY. 388 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,514 I KNOW. ISN'T THAT WHY YOU MARRIED ME? 389 00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:07,506 COME ON. 390 00:16:07,507 --> 00:16:09,347 IT'LL BE FUN. 391 00:16:09,349 --> 00:16:12,139 WE'LL DRIVE DOWN TO THE SHORE WHERE JUNIOR WAS CONCEIVED. 392 00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:14,352 WHEN WE GET DOWN THERE, WHAT WE GONNA DO? 393 00:16:14,354 --> 00:16:15,404 WE'LL REMINISCE. 394 00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:17,015 REMINISCE? OH, PLEASE. 395 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,057 COME ON. YOU WANNA? 396 00:16:18,058 --> 00:16:19,228 HUH? YOU WANNA. 397 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,019 UNH-UNH. 398 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,941 UH-HUH. I CAN TELL BY THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE. 399 00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:24,862 WHAT LOOK? 400 00:16:24,864 --> 00:16:26,374 I AM NOT DOING THAT! 401 00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,446 THAT THAT "ME SO HORNY" LOOK. 402 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:29,488 SHUT UP. 403 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,989 COME ON. 404 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,870 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 405 00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:35,213 GOT MY HEELS GOING, TOO. 406 00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:36,745 AW, SHUCKS. 407 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,286 YOU GONNA GET A SPANKING IN THOSE HEELS, GIRL. 408 00:16:42,832 --> 00:16:44,672 GOD, THIS FEELS SO WRONG. 409 00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:47,224 I KNOW, BUT IT WAS GREAT, WASN'T IT? 410 00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:49,757 OH, YEAH, BABY. I HAD A FABULOUS TIME. 411 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,759 ALL THREE OF US DID. 412 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,220 THREE? 413 00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:54,972 YEAH. YOU, ME, AND THE COP THAT MADE US LEAVE. 414 00:16:54,974 --> 00:16:56,854 ANYWAY, I KNOW WHY YOU DID THIS. 415 00:16:56,846 --> 00:16:58,186 WHY'S THAT? 416 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:00,018 TO TAKE MY MIND OFF THE "WHAT IFS." 417 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,979 YES. YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF THE "WHAT IFS." 418 00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:05,202 I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M A MOTHER. 419 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,445 ANYWAY, THANK YOU. 420 00:17:06,446 --> 00:17:08,856 IT WAS MY PLEASURE, BOTH TIMES. 421 00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:10,238 [ GIGGLING ] 422 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,360 COME ON. LET'S TRY TO SNEAK IN THIS HOUSE 423 00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:13,612 WITHOUT WAKING ANYBODY UP. 424 00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,423 OKAY. SHH. BE QUIET. 425 00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:19,205 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT. THEN WE'LL GET PUNISHED. 426 00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:21,369 I'LL PUNISH YOU, ALL RIGHT. 427 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:23,331 OH, YEAH? YOU PROMISE? 428 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,173 YOU BE THE SCHOOLTEACHER, 429 00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:27,715 AND I'LL BE THE BAD WITTLE BOY? 430 00:17:27,717 --> 00:17:29,087 [ LAUGHING ] SHH. 431 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,169 HEY, WHY'S THE KITCHEN LIGHT ON? 432 00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:33,882 I DON'T KNOW. 433 00:17:33,883 --> 00:17:36,273 HEY. 434 00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:38,056 WHAT ARE YOU TWO GUYS DOING UP? 435 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,767 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S 5:00 IN THE MORNING. 436 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:42,890 WELL, WE WERE TOO WIRED TO SLEEP. 437 00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:46,322 WHAT WITH THE GRADUATION, TALKING ABOUT THE TRIP TO JAPAN, 438 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,776 AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF. 439 00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:50,237 SO, HERE WE ARE. 440 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,690 I KNOW JUNIOR'S TOLD YOU ABOUT HIS GRADUATION PRESENT. 441 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:54,362 I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY OPINION. 442 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,704 I THINK THAT IF HE TURNS DOWN THIS TRIP TO JAPAN, 443 00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:57,956 HE'S MAKING A GREAT MISTAKE. 444 00:17:57,957 --> 00:17:59,697 I DO TOO. 445 00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,699 I THINK IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, VANESSA. 446 00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:03,251 THAT'S RIGHT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 447 00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:05,973 A LITTLE SEPARATION IS HEALTHY FOR A RELATIONSHIP. 448 00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:06,915 THAT'S RIGHT. 449 00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:08,166 IT'S GOOD TO GET AWAY. 450 00:18:08,168 --> 00:18:09,758 THAT'S WHY I HAVE MY JOB, 451 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,259 SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO BE AROUND HER ALL THE TIME. 452 00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:14,672 SOMETIMES SHE GETS ON MY NERVES. 453 00:18:14,674 --> 00:18:15,854 I'D RATHER BE IN TRAFFIC. 454 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,555 ALL RIGHT. 455 00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:21,178 I MEAN, WHAT I'M SAYING IS, 456 00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:23,311 IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GREAT HOMECOMING, 457 00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:25,193 YOU GOT TO LEAVE HOME SOMETIMES. 458 00:18:25,185 --> 00:18:27,355 ABSENCE DOES MAKE THE HEART GROW FONDER. 459 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,857 AND THE MORE YOU CAN BE AWAY, THE BETTER YOU -- 460 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,988 ALL... 461 00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:32,860 LOOK, MOM, DAD, 462 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,292 WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE TALKING FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. 463 00:18:35,285 --> 00:18:37,495 I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GO TO JAPAN. 464 00:18:37,497 --> 00:18:38,737 OH, BOY. 465 00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:40,118 YOU KNOW WHAT? 466 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,579 THAT MAKES US VERY SAD, JUNIOR. 467 00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:44,372 THIS IS VERY DISAPPOINTING. 468 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:48,304 LOOK, OKAY, CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE US AN EXPLANATION WHY? 469 00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:54,592 SHE'S PREGNANT. 470 00:19:15,735 --> 00:19:17,235 LOOK AT 'EM. 471 00:19:17,237 --> 00:19:19,117 THEY ALREADY LOOK MARRIED. 472 00:19:19,118 --> 00:19:23,238 YEAH, GIVE 'EM A COUPLE OF YEARS, HE'LL-- 473 00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:33,211 MICHAEL, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 474 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:36,973 YEAH, THE SHOCK OF THAT JUST KNOCKED ME OFF MY SEAT. 475 00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:41,386 WHEN DID YOU S-- WHO--WHAT COLLEGE-- 476 00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:44,011 [ CHANTING GIBBERISH ] 477 00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:46,813 VERY GOOD. 478 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:49,356 WELL-- [ LAUGHS ] 479 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:51,019 NO, IT FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY 480 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,150 I WAS SAYING, "BOY, GET YOUR FOOT 481 00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:53,311 OUT OF YOUR MOUTH." 482 00:19:53,313 --> 00:19:56,533 WAIT, THAT WAS YESTERDAY. YEAH. 483 00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:59,196 WAIT, IT FEELS LIKE JUST-- 484 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,368 I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THE 95 485 00:20:02,372 --> 00:20:04,582 UP THROUGH THE MERRITT PARKWAY. 486 00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:06,714 NO, BABY, NO, AVOID THE FREEWAY. 487 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,126 TAKE THE SURFACE STREETS. 488 00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:09,787 NO, WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? 489 00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:11,669 BECAUSE, HONEY, YOU KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS 490 00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:13,461 CONSTRUCTION ON THE MERRITT PARKWAY. 491 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,303 I KNOW, BUT THE-- MOM? 492 00:20:16,296 --> 00:20:18,386 YEAH, HI, CLAIRE. HI, CLAIRE. 493 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:21,258 AH! 494 00:20:23,803 --> 00:20:25,693 REDDINGTON? THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD SCHOOL. 495 00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:29,345 YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD SCHOOL. YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING -- 496 00:20:29,349 --> 00:20:31,229 [ LAUGHING ] 497 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:35,700 YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD SCHOOL. AND I FORGOT MY LINE. 498 00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:38,985 YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD SCHOOL. 499 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,448 [ LAUGHING ] 33162

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