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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,713 --> 00:00:03,883 COME ON, DAD, PLEASE. 2 00:00:03,884 --> 00:00:07,514 JUNIOR, I TOLD YOU WHEN YOU FIRST BOUGHT THAT PIECE OF JUNK, 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,588 THAT'S YOUR HEADACHE, YOUR CAR. 4 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:11,050 DON'T GET ME INVOLVED. 5 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:13,682 BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP ME WITH THIS. 6 00:00:13,684 --> 00:00:16,064 OH, SO YOU NEED MY SPECIAL MECHANICAL SKILLS? 7 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:18,137 NO. I NEED YOUR $250 TO BUY A NEW BUMPER. 8 00:00:18,139 --> 00:00:20,019 BOY, YOU MUST HAVE BUMPED YOUR HEAD. 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,560 IF YOU NEED THAT KIND OF MONEY, YOU NEED A JOB. 10 00:00:22,563 --> 00:00:23,813 BUT THEY'RE NOT HIRING. 11 00:00:23,814 --> 00:00:24,994 WHO'S THEY? THEM. 12 00:00:24,985 --> 00:00:26,985 NONE OF THEM? YOU TALKED TO ALL OF THEM? 13 00:00:26,987 --> 00:00:28,107 WELL, MOST OF THEM. 14 00:00:28,109 --> 00:00:29,489 WELL, DAMN THEM. EXACTLY. 15 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:31,490 FORGET THEM! THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM! 16 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:33,072 THE NERVE OF THEM! THE NERVE! 17 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:36,254 SO, WILL YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY? UH... 18 00:00:37,918 --> 00:00:38,918 NO! 19 00:00:38,919 --> 00:00:40,579 AGH! MAN! 20 00:00:40,581 --> 00:00:42,541 HEY, DON'T SUCK YOUR TEETH. 21 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,263 I'LL KNOCK THEM OUT OF YOUR HEAD. 22 00:00:45,256 --> 00:00:48,126 LOOK AT THIS -- ALONE TIME WITH MY BABY AT LAST. 23 00:00:48,129 --> 00:00:50,629 YEAH, YOU GOTTA GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN. 24 00:00:50,631 --> 00:00:52,511 I'M GONNA GRAB IT RIGHT NOW. 25 00:00:52,513 --> 00:00:54,813 I HAVE THE MOST INCREDIBLY FABULOUS NEWS. 26 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:57,435 YOU DECIDED TO DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO BEING A DOCTOR 27 00:00:57,438 --> 00:00:58,938 AND WORKING WITH THE POOR, 28 00:00:58,939 --> 00:01:00,769 AND YOU'RE GONNA REMAIN CELIBATE? 29 00:01:00,771 --> 00:01:03,231 CLOSE. I GOT INVITED TO THE SENIOR PROM. 30 00:01:03,234 --> 00:01:06,244 OH! BABY, THAT'S GREAT! YOU'RE GOING TO THE PROM! 31 00:01:06,237 --> 00:01:07,817 I'M GOING TO THE PROM! 32 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:10,358 WAIT A SECOND. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SENIOR PROM? 33 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:12,151 YEAH. BUT YOU'RE A SOPHOMORE. 34 00:01:12,153 --> 00:01:13,153 THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT. 35 00:01:13,154 --> 00:01:15,254 AT THIS RATE, I COULD GO TO THREE PROMS 36 00:01:15,246 --> 00:01:17,746 AND BECOME A LEGEND IN POPULARITY AT MY SCHOOL! 37 00:01:17,748 --> 00:01:19,958 SO TELL ME WHO ASKED YOU. WHAT'S HIS NAME? 38 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,200 IS HE CUTE? IS HE FINE? 39 00:01:21,202 --> 00:01:23,042 JAY, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 17! 40 00:01:23,043 --> 00:01:24,343 GET OUT! 41 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:27,415 OKAY, DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS. 42 00:01:27,418 --> 00:01:29,338 OKAY, HIS NAME IS DONOVAN McINTYRE. 43 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,630 HE'S THE QUARTERBACK OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, 44 00:01:31,632 --> 00:01:33,012 AN ACADEMIC ALL-AMERICAN, 45 00:01:33,013 --> 00:01:35,143 EDITOR OF THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER, 46 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,096 AND...HE'S GORGEOUS! 47 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:40,517 HA HA HA HA! I HATE HIM. YOU'RE NOT GOING. 48 00:01:40,521 --> 00:01:42,221 DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO HIM. 49 00:01:42,223 --> 00:01:44,193 WE GOTTA GO GET YOU A DRESS... 50 00:01:44,185 --> 00:01:45,185 WAIT. WHAT ABOUT TONY? 51 00:01:45,186 --> 00:01:47,146 REMEMBER? YOUR BOYFRIEND, TONY? 52 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:48,188 YEAH, TONY DOESN'T MIND. 53 00:01:48,189 --> 00:01:50,399 TONY KNOWS YOU'RE GOING TO THE SENIOR PROM 54 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,191 WITH THE QUARTERBACK OF THE SCHOOL, 55 00:01:52,193 --> 00:01:54,033 AND HE'S OKAY WITH THAT? YEAH. 56 00:01:54,034 --> 00:01:55,334 HE'S GAY. NO, HE'S NOT. 57 00:01:55,326 --> 00:01:57,786 HE KNOWS IT'S JUST A FUN THING WITH DONOVAN. 58 00:01:57,788 --> 00:01:59,658 THERE'S NOTHING ROMANTIC INVOLVED. 59 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:02,160 DONOVAN CAN TAKE ANY SENIOR HE WANTS TO THE PROM, 60 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,213 BUT HE'S GONNA TAKE A SOPHOMORE, 61 00:02:04,205 --> 00:02:06,165 AND YET THERE'S NO ROMANTIC AGENDA? 62 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,587 YEAH. HE'S GAY, TOO. THE WHOLE SCHOOL'S GAY. 63 00:02:08,589 --> 00:02:11,459 JUNIOR'S GAY. THAT'S WHY HE'S TALKING ABOUT BUMPERS. 64 00:02:11,462 --> 00:02:12,842 THEY GO TO HOMO HIGH. 65 00:02:12,843 --> 00:02:15,103 DAD, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NEGATIVE? 66 00:02:15,095 --> 00:02:16,385 I'M BEING NEGATIVE 67 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:19,017 BECAUSE I'M POSITIVE ABOUT WHAT THAT BOY WANTS. 68 00:02:19,019 --> 00:02:20,559 NO, YOU CAN'T GO. 69 00:02:20,561 --> 00:02:22,261 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AT PROMS. 70 00:02:22,263 --> 00:02:24,143 NO, I DON'T. I MISSED MY PROM. 71 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,074 I'LL TELL YOU. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. 72 00:02:26,066 --> 00:02:28,026 YOU KNOW WHAT "PROM" STANDS FOR? ASK ME. 73 00:02:28,028 --> 00:02:30,188 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 74 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,771 PENES RUBBING ON MY DAUGHTER. 75 00:02:31,772 --> 00:02:33,112 OKAY. 76 00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:35,655 DAD... 77 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,156 FIRST OF ALL... 78 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,367 THAT SPELLS "PROMD." 79 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:42,450 NO, THE "D" IS SILENT, JUST LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE. 80 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:43,703 OKAY, GO UPSTAIRS. 81 00:02:43,704 --> 00:02:46,054 LET ME TALK TO YOUR FATHER, PLEASE. 82 00:02:46,046 --> 00:02:48,586 SO, YOU'RE GONNA SAY ABSOLUTELY NO TO THIS 83 00:02:48,589 --> 00:02:50,089 DESPITE THE WAY I FEEL? 84 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:51,050 ABSOLUTELY. 85 00:02:51,051 --> 00:02:53,591 THE ONLY WAY I'D LET HER GO IS IF WE TOOK HER. 86 00:02:53,594 --> 00:02:54,934 OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 87 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,345 THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR PARENTS TO CHAPERONE. 88 00:02:57,348 --> 00:02:58,638 I COULD VOLUNTEER US! 89 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,719 NO, WAIT, WAIT, HO, HO. HEY, HEY. 90 00:03:00,721 --> 00:03:02,061 I WAS BEING FACETIOUS. 91 00:03:02,062 --> 00:03:04,182 I DIDN'T MEAN WE WERE ACTUALLY GONNA GO. 92 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,314 WHAT TROUBLE COULD SHE POSSIBLY GET IN 93 00:03:06,307 --> 00:03:07,857 WITH US THERE WATCHING HER? 94 00:03:07,858 --> 00:03:09,068 THE GUY'S A QUARTERBACK. 95 00:03:09,069 --> 00:03:11,439 HE'S USED TO SCORING IN FRONT OF THE CROWD. 96 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,902 MICHAEL... SHE'S GOING. 97 00:03:13,904 --> 00:03:15,164 SHE IS NOT. SHE IS SO. 98 00:03:15,155 --> 00:03:16,195 SHE IS NOT. SHE IS SO. 99 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,276 SHE IS NOT. SHE IS NOT. 100 00:03:18,279 --> 00:03:20,119 SHE IS SO, AND THAT'S FINAL! 101 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,820 OKAY, YOU WIN. 102 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:25,463 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU BUGS BUNNY'D ME! 103 00:03:29,039 --> 00:03:31,209 HEY, JUNIOR, YOUR MOTHER AND I WANT TO KNOW 104 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,091 WHY AREN'T YOU GOING TO YOUR PROM? 105 00:03:33,093 --> 00:03:34,973 BECAUSE IT'S JUST A BIG SHOWCASE 106 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,255 FOR LOSERS, NERDS, WANNABES -- BENEATH ME. 107 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:39,548 OH, VANESSA'S OUT OF TOWN? YEAH. 108 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:41,550 IS THAT THE ORIGINAL BUMPER RIGHT THERE? 109 00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:43,802 YEAH, I JUST PUT A LITTLE SPIT SHINE TO HER. 110 00:03:43,804 --> 00:03:45,274 BUT THIS IS JUST TEMPORARY. 111 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:48,516 HERE'S WHAT MY BABY'S GONNA LOOK LIKE WHEN I'M FINISHED. 112 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:51,269 A BLONDE IN A BIKINI? HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT? 113 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,272 [ LAUGHS ] NO, DAD -- UNDER HER. 114 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:54,454 OH, THE CAR. 115 00:03:54,445 --> 00:03:56,065 YEAH. DON'T YOU LIKE IT? 116 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:57,406 I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT. 117 00:03:57,408 --> 00:03:59,948 IT'S JUST, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA RESTORE THIS CAR. 118 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:01,780 I'M NOT GONNA RESTORE THE CAR. 119 00:04:01,782 --> 00:04:04,332 I'M GONNA HOOK IT UP. GIRLS LIKE A CAR THAT'S FLASHY. 120 00:04:04,325 --> 00:04:06,125 THEY ALSO LIKE ONE THAT MOVES. 121 00:04:06,126 --> 00:04:07,326 IT'S GONNA MOVE, ALL RIGHT. 122 00:04:07,328 --> 00:04:09,998 VANESSA AND I ARE GONNA DRIVE IT UP TO LOOKOUT HILL, 123 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,080 THEN TEST OUT THE HYDRAULICS. HA HA! 124 00:04:12,082 --> 00:04:13,372 KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DAD? 125 00:04:13,374 --> 00:04:14,594 HA HA! NO. 126 00:04:14,585 --> 00:04:17,335 OW! 127 00:04:17,338 --> 00:04:19,968 LOOK, JUNIOR, YOU'RE 18 YEARS OLD. 128 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:22,180 IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO START DEVELOPING STYLE -- 129 00:04:22,182 --> 00:04:23,512 CLASSIC STYLE. 130 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:26,444 I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT YOU WOULD RESTORE THIS CAR 131 00:04:26,437 --> 00:04:28,307 TO THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE. 132 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:29,769 YOU MEAN OLD SCHOOL? 133 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,940 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 134 00:04:31,942 --> 00:04:35,032 IT'S YOUR CAR, YOUR MONEY. DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. 135 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,025 I AM. SEE, LOOK AT THESE WHEELS. 136 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,527 EVEN WHEN THE CAR STOPS, THEY KEEP SPINNING. 137 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:42,030 SO DOES MY BRAIN AFTER A CONVERSATION WITH YOU. 138 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,952 JUNIOR, THESE THINGS LOOK EXPENSIVE. 139 00:04:43,954 --> 00:04:47,374 THEY ARE. I FIGURE I'LL BE ABLE TO ORDER THEM IN ABOUT A YEAR, 140 00:04:47,368 --> 00:04:48,998 UNLESS... UNLESS WHAT? 141 00:04:48,999 --> 00:04:49,999 UNLESS I GET SOME HELP 142 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,210 FROM A HANDSOME, BALD-HEADED BENEFACTOR. 143 00:04:52,212 --> 00:04:55,132 VING RHAMES IS GONNA LOAN YOU SOME MONEY? 144 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:57,125 [ Laughing ] NO, DAD -- YOU. 145 00:04:57,127 --> 00:04:59,217 LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT. 146 00:04:59,219 --> 00:05:01,719 OKAY. 147 00:05:01,722 --> 00:05:03,302 [ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ] 148 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,063 HELLO? UH...NO. 149 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,555 OH, COME ON, DAD, PLEASE. 150 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:09,637 I'LL NEVER GET THIS CAR DONE IF I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT MYSELF. 151 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,520 YOU DON'T WANT ME INVOLVED WITH THIS. YES, I DO! 152 00:05:12,523 --> 00:05:14,943 NO, YOU DON'T. YES, I DO. I DO! 153 00:05:14,935 --> 00:05:17,145 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IF I GET INVOLVED, 154 00:05:17,147 --> 00:05:19,897 THAT IT... [ IMITATING STATIC ] UH-HUH. 155 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,740 AND YOU DON'T CARE THAT A... 156 00:05:21,742 --> 00:05:23,072 I DON'T CARE AT ALL. 157 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,953 AND YOU'RE SAYING, "DADDY..." 158 00:05:24,945 --> 00:05:26,655 MM-HMM. BECAUSE IT...BE... 159 00:05:26,657 --> 00:05:27,827 ABSOLUTELY. 160 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,078 YEAH? THEN YOU AGREE TO THOSE TERMS? 161 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,120 COMPLETELY. 162 00:05:31,121 --> 00:05:32,541 OKAY... 163 00:05:32,543 --> 00:05:34,923 D-DAD -- DAD, I'M LOSING YOU. 164 00:05:34,915 --> 00:05:36,215 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 165 00:05:36,216 --> 00:05:37,166 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 166 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,337 DAD, ARE YOU GOING THROUGH THE CANYON? 167 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,669 YEAH. 168 00:05:40,671 --> 00:05:43,171 DAD, DO YOU MIND? I'M TALKING TO MY FATHER! 169 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:44,563 HELLO? 170 00:05:47,057 --> 00:05:49,097 HELLO IN THERE. 171 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,059 AAH! 172 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:53,060 GOODBYE IN THERE. 173 00:05:53,063 --> 00:05:54,183 KADY, GET UP. 174 00:05:54,184 --> 00:05:55,944 I NEED FOR YOU TO BE PATIENT, OKAY? 175 00:05:55,936 --> 00:05:57,816 WE'RE GONNA BE LEAVING IN A MINUTE -- 176 00:05:57,818 --> 00:05:59,858 AS SOON AS WE FIND CLAIRE A PRETTY DRESS. 177 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,150 CLAIRE, HURRY UP! 178 00:06:01,151 --> 00:06:02,441 [ SIGHS ] 179 00:06:02,443 --> 00:06:03,983 [ GASPS ] 180 00:06:03,984 --> 00:06:06,704 [ Sobbing ] OH, MY BABY! 181 00:06:06,697 --> 00:06:08,037 WHY ARE YOU CRYING AGAIN? 182 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:10,368 THIS IS THE SIXTH DRESS I'VE TRIED ON. 183 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,080 EVERY TIME I COME OUT, YOU BURST INTO TEARS. 184 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:17,173 OH, BECAUSE, BABY, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 185 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:20,917 YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE 186 00:06:20,921 --> 00:06:23,711 IF I'D HAVE GONE TO MY PROM. 187 00:06:27,097 --> 00:06:30,097 OH, YES, CLAIRE, YOU GOTTA GO WITH THIS ONE. 188 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,560 THIS IS FABULOUS. 189 00:06:31,562 --> 00:06:32,932 ARE YOU SURE? 190 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:35,443 OH, YEAH, GIRL. OH, OH... 191 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,106 YES, GIRL, GO WITH THAT ONE. GO WITH THAT ONE. 192 00:06:38,108 --> 00:06:39,778 OH, AND NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO 193 00:06:39,780 --> 00:06:42,320 IS FIND A NICE DRESS FOR ME, AND WE'RE IN THERE. 194 00:06:42,322 --> 00:06:44,152 WHAT? CHAPERONES DON'T WEAR GOWNS. 195 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,414 YOU PUT ON A DARK SUIT 196 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,155 AND STAND IN THE CORNER TALKING TO THE GYM TEACHER. 197 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,158 SWEETIE...COME ON. 198 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,949 IF I DID THAT, THEN I REALLY WOULD STAND OUT. 199 00:06:51,952 --> 00:06:53,332 BUT IF I GET MY OWN GOWN, 200 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,843 I CAN BLEND IN WITH ALL THE OTHER KIDS. 201 00:06:55,836 --> 00:06:57,706 YEAH, LIKE NO ONE WILL NOTICE 202 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:00,208 A 35-YEAR-OLD FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT. 203 00:07:05,966 --> 00:07:07,216 [ GRUNTS ] 204 00:07:07,217 --> 00:07:09,097 DAD, WHAT DID YOU DO? 205 00:07:09,099 --> 00:07:10,179 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 206 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,260 THOSE ARE THE ORIGINAL WHEELS. 207 00:07:12,262 --> 00:07:14,982 I KNOW. I'M HOOKING IT UP. THEY LOOK GREAT, HUH? 208 00:07:14,975 --> 00:07:18,355 THEY LOOK...OLD. 209 00:07:18,358 --> 00:07:20,648 NO, NOT OLD, SON. 210 00:07:20,651 --> 00:07:21,941 THEY'RE CLASSIC. 211 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,072 YOU DON'T CALL "THE GODFATHER" MOVIE AN OLD MOVIE. 212 00:07:25,065 --> 00:07:26,405 YOU CALL IT A CLASSIC. 213 00:07:26,406 --> 00:07:29,066 YOU DON'T CALL MOTOWN MUSIC OLD MUSIC. 214 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:30,279 YOU CALL IT CLASSIC. 215 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,910 YOU DON'T CALL LIZA MINNELLI OLD. 216 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:35,633 YOU CALL HER... CRAZY AS A CAT TURD. 217 00:07:37,838 --> 00:07:40,128 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO MY CAR, DAD. 218 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:42,340 HEY, HEY, HEY. DON'T THANK ME, SON. 219 00:07:42,342 --> 00:07:44,172 LOOK. I GOT ANOTHER SURPRISE FOR YOU. 220 00:07:44,174 --> 00:07:45,724 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 221 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:49,176 REMEMBER YOU SAID YOU WANT TO GET SOME BLING-BLING FOR IT? 222 00:07:49,179 --> 00:07:51,349 WELL, LOOK AT THAT. BLING-BLING! 223 00:07:51,351 --> 00:07:52,511 FUZZY DICE?! 224 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,773 THEY'RE GONNA GO RIGHT UP ON YOUR MIRROR, 225 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:57,595 AND THEN I'M GONNA GET THE DOG WITH THE HEAD THAT DOES THIS. 226 00:07:57,598 --> 00:07:59,018 HUH? 227 00:07:59,019 --> 00:08:01,229 SOME CORDUROY INTERIOR. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 228 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,651 [ SOBBING ] 229 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:04,913 I KNOW. DON'T GET ALL EMOTIONAL, BUDDY. 230 00:08:04,905 --> 00:08:07,155 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US BOTH START CRYING. 231 00:08:07,157 --> 00:08:09,367 [ Sobbing ] COME HERE, BOY. 232 00:08:09,369 --> 00:08:10,819 OH, DADDY... 233 00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:14,881 I KNOW, PARTNER. LET YOUR HALF OUT. 234 00:08:16,877 --> 00:08:18,997 HOW'S ALL THIS PROM STUFF GOING ON? 235 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,289 OH, FANTASTIC. 236 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,920 I JUST FOUND ME THE PERFECT SHOES 237 00:08:21,922 --> 00:08:24,212 TO GO WITH THE EQUALLY PERFECT DRESS. 238 00:08:24,214 --> 00:08:27,224 I MADE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MR. GLENN TO GET MY HAIR DONE. 239 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:29,507 I JUST SET UP A MANICURE, A PEDICURE. 240 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,469 THAT SOUNDS ALL GOOD FOR YOU, BUT WHAT ABOUT CLAIRE? 241 00:08:32,472 --> 00:08:33,472 WHO? 242 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:34,813 CLAIRE. 243 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:37,135 OH, YEAH, SHE'S GONNA LOOK GREAT. 244 00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:40,307 BABY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN AT THAT PROM! 245 00:08:40,310 --> 00:08:41,350 I DON'T KNOW, JAY. 246 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:42,811 I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER 247 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:45,243 THAT THIS IS NOT ABOUT US HAVING FUN. 248 00:08:45,235 --> 00:08:48,065 THIS IS ABOUT CLAIRE NOT HAVING FUN, REMEMBER? 249 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:50,358 OH, I GOT IT. WHAT ABOUT THAT BOY OF YOURS? 250 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,240 HOW DID HE LIKE HIS NEW WHEELS? 251 00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:55,422 OH, JUNIOR HATED THEM, JUST LIKE I PLANNED. 252 00:08:55,415 --> 00:08:58,865 AND WHAT LESSON ARE WE TEACHING THIS WEEK, PROFESSOR KYLE? 253 00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:01,369 UH, THAT WOULD BE LESSON NUMBER 74. 254 00:09:01,371 --> 00:09:02,791 OH, YOU LOOK CONSTIPATED. 255 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,043 YES. YES, I AM. 256 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,344 IT'S THE LESSON THAT'S SO HARD TO TEACH. 257 00:09:06,336 --> 00:09:08,166 AND THE LESSON IS, 258 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:12,468 IF IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY, DON'T COMPLAIN, SONNY. 259 00:09:12,472 --> 00:09:14,382 [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] 260 00:09:14,384 --> 00:09:16,234 OKAY. DID HE LEARN IT YET? 261 00:09:16,226 --> 00:09:19,386 I DON'T THINK SO. I JUST THREW THE HOOK OUT THERE. 262 00:09:19,389 --> 00:09:20,889 NOW I GOT TO BAIT HIM IN. 263 00:09:20,891 --> 00:09:22,141 I FEEL IT, JAY. 264 00:09:22,142 --> 00:09:25,242 SOON I'M GONNA CATCH ME A 150-POUND BIG-HEADED BASS. 265 00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:27,445 JUNIOR'S ONLY 130 POUNDS. 266 00:09:27,447 --> 00:09:29,237 THAT HOOK IS A 20-POUND HOOK. 267 00:09:29,239 --> 00:09:30,399 OH, YEAH. RIGHT. 268 00:09:34,494 --> 00:09:35,914 HEY, WHAT'S UP, MIKE? 269 00:09:35,906 --> 00:09:36,996 JUNIOR! 270 00:09:36,997 --> 00:09:38,287 WHAT'S GOING ON? 271 00:09:38,288 --> 00:09:40,578 HEY, I BROUGHT A COUPLE OF GUYS HOME FROM WORK 272 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,250 TO HELP US WORK ON OUR CAR. 273 00:09:42,252 --> 00:09:43,372 OUR CAR? 274 00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:44,583 YEAH, PARTNER. 275 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,174 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO IT? 276 00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:47,626 WHAT AREN'T WE DOING TO IT? 277 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,918 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I TOOK THIS ENGINE OUT. 278 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,510 THIS ENGINE IS TOO BIG, TOO POWERFUL FOR THAT CAR. 279 00:09:52,512 --> 00:09:53,552 YUP. 280 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:56,483 WE FOUND THE ORIGINAL -- 60 HORSEPOWER. 281 00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:57,976 YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY 282 00:09:57,978 --> 00:10:00,098 ABOUT A SPEEDING TICKET AGAIN, BOY. 283 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,600 AND CHECK THIS OUT OVER HERE. 284 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,431 WE TOOK THOSE RETRO BRAKES OFF, 285 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:04,563 PUT THE OLD SHOES BACK ON. 286 00:10:04,564 --> 00:10:06,654 NOW, YOU PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP, 287 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,487 BUT IT'S OLD-SCHOOL CLASSIC! 288 00:10:09,489 --> 00:10:10,649 THANK YOU. 289 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,941 SPEAKING ABOUT CLASSIC, LISTEN TO THIS, SON. 290 00:10:12,943 --> 00:10:15,333 I GOT YOU AN A.M. RADIO. 291 00:10:15,325 --> 00:10:19,155 A.M.? BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT AT NIGHT? 292 00:10:19,159 --> 00:10:20,329 [ CHUCKLES ] 293 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:23,370 THAT'S MY SON, THE JOKER. AT NIGHT! 294 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,133 AT NIGHT! 295 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,915 [ LAUGHTER ] 296 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,049 SO, IS THAT A WRIST CORSAGE? 297 00:10:31,051 --> 00:10:34,131 OH, GREAT. CAN YOU HAVE IT HERE BY 5:00 TOMORROW? 298 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,394 THANK YOU. BYE. 299 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,016 OH, YOU ARE SO SWEET! 300 00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:39,468 REALLY? WHAT DID I DO? 301 00:10:39,469 --> 00:10:42,429 YOU JUST BOUGHT ME A CORSAGE. THANK YOU. 302 00:10:42,432 --> 00:10:45,902 BABY, I DIDN'T THINK THAT A CHAPERONE WORE A CORSAGE. 303 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,266 I'M BLENDING IN, MICHAEL. 304 00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:49,977 I JUST WANT TO BE ANOTHER ONE OF THE KIDS AT THE PROM. 305 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:51,360 ONE OF THE KIDS? 306 00:10:51,361 --> 00:10:52,401 YES. 307 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,572 OKAY, JAY, LOOK... 308 00:10:53,573 --> 00:10:56,043 AT THE RISK OF ME GETTING MY HEAD BASHED IN, 309 00:10:56,036 --> 00:10:58,536 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS PROM THING 310 00:10:58,538 --> 00:10:59,488 A BIT TOO SERIOUSLY? 311 00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:00,989 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 312 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:03,371 IN MY MIND, WE'RE JUST GOING THERE TO MAKE SURE 313 00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:06,133 THE QUARTERBACK DON'T MAKE A PASS AT OUR DAUGHTER. 314 00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:07,336 BUT THERE IS NO REASON 315 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:09,627 I CAN'T HAVE FUN AND LOOK GOOD AT THE SAME TIME. 316 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:11,999 WHICH REMINDS ME -- I'M PUTTING YOU IN A TUX. 317 00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:14,342 A TUX?! WHY DO I GOTTA WEAR A TUX? 318 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,474 'CAUSE, BABY, I'M GONNA LOOK GOOD. 319 00:11:16,466 --> 00:11:18,556 YOU NEED TO STEP UP YOUR GAME. 320 00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:21,428 OKAY, LOOK, JAY... 321 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,601 IS THIS YOUR PROM WE'RE GOING TO, 322 00:11:23,603 --> 00:11:25,273 OR IS THIS CLAIRE'S PROM? 323 00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:27,515 IT'S CLAIRE'S PROM, BABE. COME ON. 324 00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:30,187 WHAT? JUST BECAUSE I'M ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT IT? 325 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,770 IT'S ALL FOR MY LITTLE GIRL. 326 00:11:31,772 --> 00:11:33,022 REALLY? 327 00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:34,693 YES, REALLY. 328 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,324 AND I AM GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME I POSSIBLY CAN FOR CLAIRE. 329 00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:41,738 AND IF YOU WOULD STOP TRYING TO ARGUE WITH ME, 330 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,702 YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE THE BEST TIME YOU POSSIBLY COULD, TOO. 331 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,504 YOU MEAN LIKE A REAL PROM NIGHT? 332 00:11:46,496 --> 00:11:48,916 MM-HMM. YOU KNOW WHAT "PROM" STANDS FOR, RIGHT? 333 00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:51,999 NO. WHAT? PLENTY RUBBING ON MICHAEL. 334 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:55,512 HELLO, DOWN THERE! 335 00:11:57,337 --> 00:11:58,717 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 336 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,638 I SAID I'LL GET IT! 337 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:04,473 WHO ARE YOU, MAN? 338 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,524 I'M CLAIRE'S DATE, DONOVAN McINTYRE. 339 00:12:06,516 --> 00:12:07,896 YOU LOOK OLDER THAN ME. 340 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,610 HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET LEFT BACK? 341 00:12:11,611 --> 00:12:12,611 NONE, SIR. 342 00:12:12,612 --> 00:12:15,452 COME HERE. LET ME GO OVER THE GROUND RULES WITH YOU. 343 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,565 THERE'S NO HUGGING, NO KISSING, NO TOUCHING, 344 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:20,447 NO FONDLING, NO ALCOHOL, NO DRUGS. 345 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,410 AND THAT'S JUST WITH ME, OKAY? 346 00:12:22,412 --> 00:12:25,292 NOW, WITH CLAIRE, I'M A LOT STRICTER. AGREED? 347 00:12:25,285 --> 00:12:28,455 I SAID NO TOUCHING! 348 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,288 HI, DONOVAN. HI, CLAIRE. 349 00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:31,540 UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH! 350 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,211 BUT I CAN'T TOUCH YOU. 351 00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:34,673 I SEE YOU'VE MET MY DAD. 352 00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:36,514 I GOT YOU A CORSAGE. 353 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,136 OH, ISN'T THAT NICE? 354 00:12:38,138 --> 00:12:40,588 LET ME PUT THAT ON HER BEFORE YOUR HANDS SLIP 355 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:43,760 AND TOUCH SOMETHING TO GET YOUR BEAT UP AND INCAPACITATED 356 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,603 BEFORE YOUR BIG NIGHT. 357 00:12:45,595 --> 00:12:48,305 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 358 00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:51,518 INTRODUCING THE FAIREST MAIDEN OF THEM ALL -- 359 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,891 LADY JAY KYLE! 360 00:12:52,893 --> 00:12:54,273 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 361 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,824 [ CAMERA WINDS ] 362 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:56,816 ONE MORE, BABE. 363 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,397 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 364 00:12:58,398 --> 00:12:59,398 WOW. 365 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:02,239 JAY, YOU ARE A VISION, WOMAN. 366 00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:03,492 THANK YOU, BABY. 367 00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:06,253 SO, CLAIRE... WHAT DO YOU THINK? 368 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:09,536 I THINK I DIED IN MY SLEEP AND THIS IS HELL. 369 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,499 NO, SILLY. WE'RE TWINS! 370 00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:14,122 [ GIGGLES ] 371 00:13:14,124 --> 00:13:15,474 LOOKY HERE. 372 00:13:15,465 --> 00:13:18,255 YOU TWO LOOK LIKE A BEFORE-AND-AFTER COMMERCIAL. 373 00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:19,548 WHAT? 374 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,219 NO, MOM. WHAT I MEANT WAS YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL BEFORE, 375 00:13:22,222 --> 00:13:25,232 AND YOU'RE STILL BEAUTIFUL, EVEN AFTER THE THREE KIDS AND... 376 00:13:25,225 --> 00:13:27,765 BAIL OUT, JUNIOR. KADY, YOU WANT SOME ICE CREAM? 377 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,517 YEAH. 378 00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:32,099 Michael: I THINK YOU GUYS LOOK AMAZING. HUH, DONOVAN? 379 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,482 ABSOLUTELY. CLAIRE DIDN'T TELL ME SHE HAD A SISTER. 380 00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:37,154 [ LAUGHS ] 381 00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:39,317 MOM... WHAT? WHAT? 382 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,319 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? WE'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE IDIOTS! 383 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,652 NO, WE'RE NOT. WE COULD START A NEW TREND -- 384 00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:46,004 MOTHER-DAUGHTER PROM DRESSES. 385 00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:48,286 DON'T YOU THINK IT'D CATCH ON? UH...NO. 386 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:49,908 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 387 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,660 YOU BOTH LOOK AMAZING, OKAY? 388 00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:53,581 NOW, LET'S HURRY UP AND GET TO THE PROM. 389 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,383 THE SOONER WE GET THERE, THE SOONER WE CAN GET BACK, 390 00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,506 AND THAT'S WHEN ALL THE REAL DANCING STARTS. 391 00:13:58,508 --> 00:14:01,128 NOW YOU'RE TALKING. NOT YOU. 392 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,631 HE THOUGHT WE WERE SISTERS! 393 00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:05,643 [ LAUGHING ] 394 00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:08,675 COME ON, SISTER! 395 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:13,560 LOOK AT THEM! 396 00:14:13,563 --> 00:14:16,483 I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME, CLAIRE. 397 00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:19,356 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU DIDN'T STICK ME WITH THEM. 398 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,609 YOU WANT SOME PUNCH? 399 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,940 SURE. 400 00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:26,615 YOU WANT SOME PUNCH? 401 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,036 I'M -- I'M SORRY, MR. KYLE. 402 00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:30,618 I WAS JUST GONNA GIVE CLAIRE A PECK ON THE CHEEK 403 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,660 TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER. 404 00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,251 WELL, DON'T TRY THAT ON ME. 405 00:14:33,253 --> 00:14:35,713 I DID THE SAME THING AT YOUR AGE WITH MRS. KYLE, 406 00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:37,205 AND I ENDED UP BEING A DADDY. 407 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:38,587 DADDY! YEAH, A DADDY. 408 00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,668 I'M SORRY, SIR. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 409 00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:43,670 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OVER HERE HOLDING UP THE WALL? 410 00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:45,433 COME ON, BABY! WE GOTTA BE SEEN, 411 00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:47,635 OR ELSE WE WON'T BE NOMINATED KING AND QUEEN! 412 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,887 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU CAN'T BE PROM ROYALTY. 413 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,889 YOU HAVE TO BE A STUDENT TO WIN. 414 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,351 SAYS WHO? THIS IS AMERICA, HONEY. OKAY? 415 00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:56,404 WHOEVER GETS THE MOST VOTES WINS. 416 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,566 EXCEPT IN FLORIDA. 417 00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:58,567 [ LAUGHS ] 418 00:14:58,568 --> 00:15:00,518 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 419 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,940 I KNOW, CLAIRE. 420 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,782 ISN'T THIS THE PROM YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF? 421 00:15:04,784 --> 00:15:07,534 NO, IT'S A NIGHTMARE. YOU'VE RUINED IT FOR ME. 422 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:09,577 WHAT? HOW? WHAT? I RUINED WHAT FOR YOU? 423 00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:11,449 WE'RE DRESSED THE SAME WAY, 424 00:15:11,451 --> 00:15:13,791 YOU'RE HAVING MORE FUN THAN I AM, 425 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:16,593 AND IF I TRY TO HAVE ANY FUN, DAD IS RIGHT THERE TO STOP IT. 426 00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:18,666 NOW YOU WANT TO BE KING AND QUEEN? 427 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,958 WHAT'S NEXT? 428 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,130 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] WHOO! THAT IS MY SONG! 429 00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,353 IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 430 00:15:25,345 --> 00:15:27,845 YEAH, BABY! COME ON, LET'S BOOGIE! 431 00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:31,137 ALL RIGHT, KIDS, EVERYBODY FORM A SOUL TRAIN! 432 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:33,601 OH, MY GOD. 433 00:15:33,603 --> 00:15:34,763 UHH! 434 00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:46,872 OH, MY GOD. 435 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,160 HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! 436 00:15:52,162 --> 00:15:54,622 HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! 437 00:15:54,624 --> 00:15:56,674 HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! 438 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,576 HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! 439 00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:00,958 HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! 440 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,880 HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! 441 00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:04,752 HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! 442 00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:08,054 WHOA, CLAIRE. YOUR PARENTS ARE REALLY COOL. 443 00:16:08,048 --> 00:16:09,258 [ LAUGHS ] 444 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:12,219 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ABOUT TO GET FUNKY UP IN HERE. 445 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,302 WHOO! 446 00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:15,863 EVERYBODY CLAP THEIR HANDS! 447 00:16:15,855 --> 00:16:17,055 YEAH! 448 00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:19,687 THIS ONE HERE IS CALLED THE CHA-CHA SLIDE. 449 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:22,229 WE'RE GONNA START WITH THE BASICS, ALL RIGHT? 450 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,862 FOLLOW ME. 451 00:16:23,863 --> 00:16:25,783 TO THE LEFT. 452 00:16:25,775 --> 00:16:27,815 GO BACK NOW. 453 00:16:27,817 --> 00:16:29,947 HOP THIS TIME. 454 00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:31,869 RIGHT FOOT STOMP. 455 00:16:31,871 --> 00:16:33,411 LEFT FOOT STOMP. 456 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,713 NOW CHA-CHA-CHA. 457 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,915 CHA-CHA-CHA. 458 00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:39,497 DOWN TO YOUR KNEES. 459 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,039 PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR KNEES. 460 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,882 HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? 461 00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:45,803 HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? 462 00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:47,425 I CAN'T GO NO MO. 463 00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:49,427 I'M GONNA COME BACK UP, 464 00:16:49,429 --> 00:16:51,759 'CAUSE MY BACK IS HURTIN'. 465 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,931 NOW EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS! 466 00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:55,443 ARE YOU TWO CRAZY? 467 00:16:55,435 --> 00:16:56,975 WHAT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 468 00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:58,686 WE ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME, BABY! 469 00:16:58,688 --> 00:16:59,898 WELL, I'M NOT! 470 00:16:59,899 --> 00:17:02,769 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T TURN TO THE LEFT. 471 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:03,852 TURN TO THE LEFT. 472 00:17:03,853 --> 00:17:04,853 MOM... WHAT? 473 00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:06,454 NOW SLIDE TO THE RIGHT. 474 00:17:06,446 --> 00:17:08,986 REMEMBER HOW YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PROM? 475 00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:10,238 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 476 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,110 WELL, THANKS TO YOU, I'M NOT HAVING ONE EITHER! 477 00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:16,293 CLAIRE, YOU'RE A SOPHOMORE. YOU GOT TWO MORE SHOTS AT IT. 478 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,746 MOM! LISTEN TO YOURSELF! 479 00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:19,707 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY NIGHT, 480 00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:22,749 AND AT THIS MOMENT, IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE. 481 00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:24,162 AND NOW, IN A SURPRISE UPSET, 482 00:17:24,164 --> 00:17:25,934 WE'D LIKE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT 483 00:17:25,925 --> 00:17:27,375 THAT, BY POPULAR DEMAND, 484 00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:30,587 TWO NONSTUDENTS ARE THIS YEAR'S PROM KING AND QUEEN -- 485 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,880 CLAIRE KYLE'S PARENTS, MICHAEL AND JAY! 486 00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:35,312 [ SHRIEKING ] 487 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,675 I WON!! 488 00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:39,937 I'M THE QUEEN!! AAH!! 489 00:17:39,939 --> 00:17:42,849 I'M THE QUEEN!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!! 490 00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:44,772 I'M THE QUEEN!! OH!! 491 00:17:44,774 --> 00:17:45,824 OH, MY GOD!! 492 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,275 I'M THE KING! 493 00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:50,567 GET OUT OF MY WAY! IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE, MICHAEL! 494 00:17:52,902 --> 00:17:54,532 HEY... 495 00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:57,374 YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM, HUH? 496 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,957 STILL NOT TALKING TO US, HUH? 497 00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,829 GUESS NOT. 498 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,661 MICHAEL, WE DID GO A LITTLE OVERBOARD. 499 00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:05,804 WE? 500 00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:08,965 YEAH, WE. YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS MOONING THE PRINCIPAL. 501 00:18:08,968 --> 00:18:11,798 WELL, YOU WERE THE ONE THAT PULLED OUT THE CARDBOARD 502 00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,011 AND STARTED BREAK DANCING. 503 00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:17,182 I SAID WE WENT OVERBOARD -- WE. 504 00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:18,807 IT WAS FUN, THOUGH, HUH? 505 00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:19,888 YEAH, IT WAS. 506 00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:21,349 LET ME GO TALK TO HER. 507 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,351 THANK YOU. 508 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,813 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 509 00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:25,944 GO AWAY. 510 00:18:25,935 --> 00:18:27,355 IT'S YOUR FATHER. 511 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,437 OH, YOU MEAN THE KING OF THE PROM? 512 00:18:29,439 --> 00:18:30,729 SORRY, YOUR HIGHNESS. 513 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,190 "YOUR MAJESTY" WILL SUFFICE. 514 00:18:32,192 --> 00:18:36,242 YOU GUYS MADE THAT WHOLE PROM EXPERIENCE MORTIFYING FOR ME. 515 00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:37,656 I KNOW, CLAIRE. 516 00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,787 AND YOUR MOTHER AND I FEEL REALLY BADLY 517 00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:41,499 THAT WE STOLE ALL YOUR THUNDER. 518 00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,791 I MEAN, THAT'S WHY SHE GAVE YOU HER CROWN. 519 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:46,633 IT WAS HER WAY OF APOLOGIZING AND SAYING THAT SHE'S SORRY 520 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,956 THAT SHE HAD MORE FUN AT THE PROM THAT YOU DID. 521 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:52,378 CARRIE HAD MORE FUN AT HER PROM THAN I DID. 522 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,552 MAYBE SO. 523 00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:55,813 BUT TRY TO BE UNDERSTANDING, CLAIRE. 524 00:18:55,805 --> 00:19:00,015 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY YOUR MOTHER MISSED HER PROM? NO. 525 00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:04,019 IT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH TO JUNIOR THAT NIGHT. 526 00:19:04,023 --> 00:19:05,983 OH. 527 00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,855 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT. 528 00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:09,937 YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE SHE NEVER TALKS ABOUT 529 00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:12,029 THE SACRIFICES SHE MAKES FOR YOU GUYS. 530 00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:13,981 THAT'S JUST HOW YOUR MOTHER IS. 531 00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:16,493 THIS WAS A VERY IMPORTANT NIGHT FOR HER, CLAIRE. 532 00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:19,906 SHE GOT A CHANCE TO BE A TEENAGE GIRL AGAIN. 533 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,779 AND I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR HEART 534 00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:27,133 TO NOT ONLY UNDERSTAND HER BUT TO FORGIVE HER. 535 00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:40,138 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 536 00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:41,929 I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE ANGRY, DAD, 537 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,601 BUT THIS ISN'T THE WAY I WANTED MY CAR TO TURN OUT. 538 00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:47,024 SO I'M TAKING YOUR STUFF OUT AND RETURNING IT. 539 00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:48,936 WAIT. I THOUGHT WE WERE PARTNERS IN THIS. 540 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,228 NO, WE WEREN'T PARTNERS. 541 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,150 YOU WERE MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS. 542 00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:54,231 WELL, I WAS PUTTING UP ALL THE MONEY. 543 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,454 THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA EXPECT WHEN SOMEONE'S FOOTING THE BILL. 544 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,317 WAIT A MINUTE. THIS WAS A LESSON? 545 00:19:59,319 --> 00:20:00,619 YEAH. 546 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:03,320 YOU DID ALL THAT TO MY CAR TO TEACH ME A STUPID LESSON? 547 00:20:03,323 --> 00:20:06,003 SEE, SON, YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT SETTLING DOWN 548 00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,955 AND BUILDING A LIFE WITH VANESSA, 549 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,917 AND YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF A CAR. 550 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,540 OKAY, I GET IT, DAD. 551 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,962 AND THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME THAT LESSON. 552 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,644 BUT IT TOOK A LOT OUT OF ME. 553 00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:20,047 SO MAYBE YOU CAN THROW IN SOME RIMS 554 00:20:20,049 --> 00:20:22,889 TO MAKE UP FOR MY EMOTIONAL DISTRESS? 555 00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,012 HMM. 556 00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:25,273 LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. 557 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,305 OKAY. 558 00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:29,226 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 559 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,398 TELEGRAM FOR JUNIOR KYLE! 560 00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:34,151 TELEGRAM FOR JUNIOR KYLE! 561 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:39,316 "UH...NO." 562 00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:40,909 [ LAUGHS ] 563 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,866 YOU ARE A QUEEN, MOM. 564 00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:04,262 YOU WANT SOME PUNCH? 565 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,603 UH, SURE. 566 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,440 YOU WANT SOME PUNCH? 567 00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:13,392 OW. 568 00:21:13,393 --> 00:21:15,823 [ LAUGHS ] SORRY. 569 00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:17,655 LEAN OUT THE WINDOW! 570 00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:19,067 COME ON, DAD! 571 00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:21,358 HELLO? HELLO? 572 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:22,611 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 573 00:21:22,612 --> 00:21:23,612 [ LAUGHING ] 574 00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:25,333 CAN YOU CALL ME BACK? 575 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,955 WHAT? 576 00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,166 HELLO? 38178

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