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AH! UH! WHAT?
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COME ON, GET UP,
AND CLEAN OUT THIS GARAGE.
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MOM, IT'S SUNDAY MORNING.
I NEED TO GET MORE SLEEP.
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UH, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
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I DIDN'T HAVE THE LUXURY
OF SLEEPING ALL DAY.
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I WAS UP AT 5:00
IN THE MORNING.
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YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
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MILKING COWS,
PUMPING WELL WATER,
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AND BUSTING UP THE CHIFFOROBE.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO ANYWAY?
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I WANT YOU TO HELP ME
CLEAN OUT ALL THIS JUNK.
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WE'VE HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH
THIS PILE IN FIVE YEARS.
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WHAT'S IN THAT BOX?
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THIS IS ALL THE STUFF
YOUR FATHER WANTED TO KEEP.
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LOOK AT THIS --
A SLINKY, HACKY SACK,
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A SHERMAN HEMSLEY
COMEDY ALBUM RATED XXX.
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OOH, CAN I HAVE THAT?
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UH, NO.
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OH, THIS IS SO SICK.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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THIS IS THE LAST TUFT
OF HAIR OFF YOUR FATHER'S HEAD.
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IT'S GROSS.
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LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
THE CAT COUGHED UP.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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KEEP LAUGHING, BABY.
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BALDNESS IS HEREDITARY.
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WHAT?
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HI, KADY.
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WHO'S SHE?
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JUST MY SISTER, ARETHA.
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OH, THEN SHE CAN COME IN.
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HI, KADY.
YOU'RE ALL FRANKLIN TALKS ABOUT.
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I BETTER BE.
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I'M BABYSITTING TODAY.
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HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
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I DON'T MIND.
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THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU.
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UNLIKE MOST WOMEN,
YOU'RE SO UNDERSTANDING.
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THANK YOU, HONEY.
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YOU CAN SIT IN THE CORNER
WHILE WE WORK.
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I WANT TO SING, TOO!
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MAYBE LATER.
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SHE STINKS.
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THE POOR THING
CAN'T CARRY A TUNE.
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OH, LOOK AT THIS!
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"FINDING THE LOVE
YOUR HEART DESIRES" --
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I GAVE YOUR FATHER THIS BOOK
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY YEARS AGO.
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LOOK WHAT I WROTE INSIDE --
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"I FOUND ALL THE LOVE
I NEED WHEN I FOUND YOU."
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THAT'S GOOD, MOM.
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I THINK I'LL USE THAT ONE.
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OH, HE'S SO SENTIMENTAL!
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WOW! WHO'S THE HOTTIE
IN THE PICTURE?
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OH, PLEASE, THAT'S PROBABLY YOUR
MAMA WHEN SHE WAS IN HIGH --
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SHARON?
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IT'S HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND.
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♪ HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE ♪
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YOU SING LIKE AN ANGEL.
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HELLO, MRS. KYLE.
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YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY.
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OH, SHUT UP.
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SMILING AND GRINNING.
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WHAT YOU DREAMING ABOUT,
BABY?
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SHARON?
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I SAID, "WHAT YOU
DREAMING ABOUT? SHARON?!"
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WHAT?
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DON'T YOU EVEN TRY TO PLAY
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THAT LITTLE
INNOCENT ROUTINE WITH ME.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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HEY, THAT'S SHARON.
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?
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I FOUND HER HIDING AMONGST ALL
YOUR OTHER PRECIOUS KEEPSAKES.
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SHE WAS TUCKED AWAY
IN ALL THE STUFF
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE
THROWN AWAY YEARS AGO.
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WELL, JUST RELAX.
MAYBE I OVERLOOKED IT.
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HOW YOU GONNA
OVERLOOK THESE?!
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LOOK, JAY, I WILL
TAKE CARE OF IT RIGHT NOW.
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I'LL THROW IT AWAY, OKAY?
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WELL, WHOOP-DIDDY-DOO.
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IT MEANS NOTHING FOR YOU
TO THROW IT AWAY NOW.
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OH, NO.
THIS IS EVIDENCE.
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YOU'VE...BEEN BUSTED.
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BUSTED?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
BUSTED WITH BUSTY, BUSTER.
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YOU'RE BEING SO RIDICULOUS.
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THAT'S JUST A PICTURE
OF A PRETTY GIRL.
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WHOO!
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SO NOW SHE PRETTY.
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WHAT OTHER ATTRIBUTES
YOU WANT TO GIVE HER?
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IS SHE LEGGY?
IS SHE VOLUPTUOUS?
IS SHE SENSUAL?
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YEAH, SOME OF THOSE.
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THAT'S NOT
THE RIGHT ANSWER, MICHAEL.
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THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.
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YOU'RE BEING IRRATIONAL,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHAT YOU DOING SNOOPING
THROUGH MY STUFF?
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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YOU WILL NOT FLIP THE SCRIPT.
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I WAS DOING THE THING
YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF
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FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS --
CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE.
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LOOK, I'VE
DONE NOTHING WRONG.
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OH, YOU DONE
PLENTY WRONG, MICHAEL!
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YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING
ON ME WITH THIS PICTURE.
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HOW DO YOU CHEAT
WITH A PICTURE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU TELL ME --
YOU THE PERVERT.
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JAY, SHE'S
JUST AN OLD FRIEND.
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OH, YOU SAY
SHE'S JUST A FRIEND.
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OH, YOU SAY
SHE'S JUST A FRIEND.
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I DIDN'T FIND ANY PICTURES
OF YOUR OTHER OLD FRIENDS.
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WHERE'S DANNY'S PICTURE?
ROB? LAWRENCE?
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WHERE ARE ALL
THOSE PICTURES AT, MICHAEL?
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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I SAID I MIGHT HAVE
THROWN THOSE AWAY.
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BUT YOU CONSCIOUSLY
CHOSE TO KEEP THE PICTURE
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OF YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND,
MICH--
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OH, WE GOT A MAJOR CRISIS
IN OUR MARRIAGE.
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WE HAVE A CRISIS
IN OUR MARRIAGE,
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AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE
YOU FOUND THAT PICTURE.
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IT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE A PSYCHO.
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YOU'RE A NUT.
YOU'RE A LOONEY TUNE.
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THIS SHOULDN'T BE
A SERIOUS ISSUE.
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IT IS TO ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES IT WORSE?
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TELL ME WHAT MAKES IT WORSE.
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YOU HAD THE NERVE...
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THE AUDACITY...
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THE UNMITIGATED GALL...
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TO PUT THIS WOMAN'S PICTURE
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IN THE BOOK I GAVE YOU
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
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I DID?
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YES, YOU DID!
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I'M CALLING DR. MASON.
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NO, NOT
"OPEN YOUR HEART" MASON.
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HE'S A TROUBLEMAKER, JAY.
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LAST TIME WE WENT
INTO HIS OFFICE WE WERE HAPPY.
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WE CAME OUT READY
TO KILL EACH OTHER.
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WELL, I WANT
TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW,
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SO MAYBE THIS TIME
WE'LL COME OUT HAPPY.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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Jay: AND YOU BETTER NOT BE
LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE!
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Kady: THIS IS ARETHA,
FRANKLIN'S SISTER.
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WOULD YOU TELL US
WHO SINGS BETTER --
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ME OR KADY?
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LET'S DO IT.
IT'LL BE FUN.
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I COULD BE SIMON
FROM "AMERICAN IDOL."
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OKAY.
LET'S HEAR YOU BOTH SING.
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♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪
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♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪
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♪ MERRILY, MERRILY,
MERRILY, MERRILY ♪
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♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪
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♪ WHE-E-E-E-N ♪
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♪ I-I-I-I-I ♪
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♪ HAD YOU ♪
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♪ I TREATED YOU BA-A-A-D ♪
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♪ WRONG, MY DEAR ♪
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♪ NOW, SINCE ♪
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♪ SINCE YOU'VE BEEN AWAY ♪
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♪ DON'T YOU KNOW
I SIT AROUND ♪
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♪ WITH MY HEAD HANGING DOWN ♪
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♪ AND I WONDER WHO-O-O-O-O'S ♪
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♪ LO-O-O-O-VIN' YOU-U-U-U ♪
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SEE WHAT I MEAN --
SHE'S TERRIBLE!
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SO, WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH YOU TWO?
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I CAUGHT HIM
CHEATING ON ME.
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OH, THAT'S BAD.
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DOUBLE BAD, MICHAEL.
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ONE FOR CHEATING,
AND ONE FOR GETTING CAUGHT.
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NO, THAT'S
A LITTLE SHRINK HUMOR.
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SO, LET'S TAKE OUT
OUR EMOTIONAL PICKS AND SHOVELS
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AND START DIGGING.
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FIRST OF ALL,
I WASN'T CHEATING.
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CLANG!
WE'VE HIT BEDROCK.
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SOUNDS LIKE
OUR OLD FRIEND DENIAL.
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LISTEN, IF I'M GONNA
GET ACCUSED OF CHEATING,
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THEN I WOULD LIKE
TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE.
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OKAY, NOW I'M CONFUSED.
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DOES SOMEBODY WANT TO CLARIFY
FOR ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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SHE FOUND A PICTURE OF AN
OLD GIRLFRIEND IN THE GARAGE,
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AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL
HER THAT IT MEANT NOTHING.
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IF IT DIDN'T
MEAN ANYTHING,
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THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
KEPT IT ALL THESE YEARS.
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NOW, JAY, DON'T JUDGE.
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MICHAEL, IF IT
DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING,
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YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
KEPT IT ALL THESE YEARS!
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I ONLY KEPT IT BECAUSE
SHARON'S AN OLD FRIEND.
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OH! DOES THIS LOOK LIKE
AN OLD FRIEND TO YOU?
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OH, MY.
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MY, MY, MY.
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MY, MY, MY --
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ALL RIGHT!
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BOY, OH, BOY.
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YEAH.
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THAT'S SOME OLD FRIEND.
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EXACTLY.
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TELL ME, MICHAEL,
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DO YOU KEEP PICTURES
OF ALL YOUR OLD FRIENDS?
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NO.
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WELL, I THINK WE NEED TO DIG
A LITTLE DEEPER HERE.
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KEEP DIGGING, DOC.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME
TO TAKE OUT MY JACKHAMMER...
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...WORD ASSOCIATION.
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MICHAEL, I WANT YOU
TO MAKE YOUR MIND BLANK.
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[ LAUGHS ]
THAT SHOULD BE EASY.
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ARE YOU GONNA LET HER
JUST TAKE SHOTS AT ME?
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COME ON, DOC, YOU'RE A GUY.
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YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND
MY POINT OF VIEW.
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YOU MEAN LIKE A FRIEND?
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YES.
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WELL, I GOT NEWS FLASH
FOR YOU, BUDDY.
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I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!
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RIGHT NOW I WANT TO FIND OUT
WHY YOU KEPT THAT PICTURE.
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YEAH, LET'S DO THAT.
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YOU KNOW
HOW WORD ASSOCIATION WORKS.
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I'M GOING TO SAY A WORD,
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AND I WANT YOU TO SAY THE FIRST
THING THAT COMES INTO YOUR MIND.
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QUACK.
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I DIDN'T
SAY A WORD YET.
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MAKING AN OBSERVATION,
THAT'S ALL.
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OKAY. HERE WE GO.
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TREE.
LEAVES.
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OCEAN.
WAVES.
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BLACK.
WHITE.
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CAR.
FAST.
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FIRE.
HOT.
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ELVIS PRESLEY.
GREAT MUSIC.
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CHINA.
GREAT WALL.
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SHARON.
GREAT SEX.
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[ GASPS ]
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GREAT RATES AT THE HOTEL
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'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE GONNA BE SLEEPING.
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BABY,
PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN.
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MICHAEL, IT'S OKAY.
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I THINK YOU SAID IT
LOUD AND CLEAR -- GREAT SEX.
234
00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,277
NOW, NO, NO, WAIT NOW,
TELL ME,
235
00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:30,779
WHAT MADE HER SO GREAT?
236
00:09:30,781 --> 00:09:31,821
I DON'T KNOW.
237
00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,322
IT WAS NOTHING SPECIAL.
238
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,413
IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING.
239
00:09:35,405 --> 00:09:37,325
LOOK, I WAS YOUNG.
WE WERE YOUNG.
240
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,577
EVERYTHING WAS NEW.
241
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,908
WHAT AM I? OLD?
242
00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:41,460
LIKE LEFTOVERS?
243
00:09:41,461 --> 00:09:45,211
LIKE REFRIED BEANS --
I'M REFRIED BEANS NOW, MICHAEL?
244
00:09:45,205 --> 00:09:47,165
I DIDN'T SAY
NOTHING ABOUT BEANS.
245
00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:48,377
HOW DID YOU BECOME BEANS?
246
00:09:48,378 --> 00:09:50,338
YOU'RE PUTTING
WORDS IN MY MOUTH.
247
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,470
OKAY, LET ME
JUST STOP FOR A SECOND.
248
00:09:52,472 --> 00:09:54,422
[ SIGHS ]
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
249
00:09:54,424 --> 00:09:56,144
MAYBE I'M BEING
TOO REACTIVE.
250
00:09:56,136 --> 00:09:57,426
SIT DOWN. IT'S OKAY.
251
00:09:57,427 --> 00:09:58,977
[ SIGHS ]
LET ME JUST...
252
00:09:58,979 --> 00:10:00,389
BABY, CAN YOU JUST TELL ME
253
00:10:00,390 --> 00:10:02,770
WHAT IT WAS THAT MADE HER
SO SPECIAL?
254
00:10:02,773 --> 00:10:05,363
'CAUSE ALL I NEED
IS SOME CLOSURE. THAT'S IT.
255
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,435
THAT'S ALL?
YOU JUST NEED CLOSURE?
256
00:10:07,437 --> 00:10:09,357
YEAH, THAT'S
ALL THIS IS ABOUT.
257
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,399
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET MAD?
258
00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:13,991
OF COURSE NOT, HONEY.
259
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,658
[ CHUCKLES ]
260
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:20,660
ALL RIGHT.
261
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:21,701
WHAT?
262
00:10:21,702 --> 00:10:23,242
THIS IS KINDA CRAZY.
263
00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:26,303
[ LAUGHS ]
I REMEMBER ONE TIME...
264
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,128
SHE DRESSED UP AS A NURSE.
265
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,510
[ CHUCKLES ]
266
00:10:31,511 --> 00:10:34,251
YEAH, AND SHE'S
CRAWLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR,
267
00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:37,854
AND SHE'S SAYING SHE WANTS ME
TO TAKE HER TEMPERATURE.
268
00:10:37,848 --> 00:10:40,348
I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE,
YOU KNOW.
269
00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:42,390
SO I'M THERE
WITH THE THERMOMETER,
270
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,902
AND I'M FLICKING
THAT THING LIKE THIS.
271
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:51,685
IT WAS -- IT WENT
FROM 92.3 TO 107.5 IN SECONDS.
272
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:52,692
A NURSE?
273
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,193
A NURSE!
274
00:10:54,194 --> 00:10:57,584
LIKE THE TIME YOU MADE ME
DRESS UP LIKE A NURSE.
275
00:10:57,577 --> 00:10:59,157
YEAH!
276
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,369
OW!
277
00:11:02,492 --> 00:11:05,382
HERE I AM THINKING
WE'RE PLAYING DOCTOR AND NURSE
278
00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,745
WHEN WE'RE REALLY
PLAYING MICHAEL AND SHARON!
279
00:11:07,748 --> 00:11:10,248
NOW I REALIZE WHY YOU
WAS CHASING ME AROUND
280
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,340
WITH THAT THERMOMETER!
281
00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,603
N-NO! IT WAS DIFFERENT!
282
00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:16,595
HOW?
283
00:11:16,596 --> 00:11:17,756
HOW-HOW?
284
00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:20,058
SHE WAS A CANDY STRIPER.
285
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,640
YOU WERE AN RN.
286
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:24,391
HOW DID SHE GET TO BE
THE SEXY CANDY STRIPER,
287
00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:27,074
AND I'M THE OLD DUSTY,
BATTLE-AX RN?!
288
00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,607
I DON'T KNOW!
289
00:11:28,608 --> 00:11:29,608
OH!
290
00:11:29,609 --> 00:11:31,979
JAY, THIS IS SILLY!
291
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,812
YOU'RE GETTING
YOURSELF WORKED UP
292
00:11:33,814 --> 00:11:36,414
OVER SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENED OVER 20 YEARS AGO.
293
00:11:36,406 --> 00:11:39,736
THAT YOU HAVE BEEN
SECRETLY FANTASIZING
ABOUT EVER SINCE.
294
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:40,740
BABY...
295
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,661
NO, DON'T --
DON'T "BABY" ME.
296
00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:44,622
I HOPE YOUR MEMORIES
OF SHARON
297
00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:46,714
ARE VIVID AND CLEAR
IN YOUR MIND
298
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,086
'CAUSE YOU WON'T BE
SHARING ANYTHING
299
00:11:49,089 --> 00:11:51,039
WITH ME
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
300
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,041
[ SIGHS ]
301
00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:54,212
I THOUGHT YOU
WEREN'T GONNA GET MAD.
302
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,894
WHAT HAPPENED TO CLOSURE?
303
00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:56,966
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
304
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,217
THERE IT IS.
305
00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:06,354
MR. K, YOU CHARGED
HYPERION BOOKS $200
306
00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:08,106
FOR A CROSS-COUNTRY DELIVERY.
307
00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:09,518
ARE WE RUNNING A SPECIAL?
308
00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:11,769
NO, THAT'S
SUPPOSED TO BE $2,000.
309
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:13,232
I'M GLAD YOU CAUGHT THAT.
310
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,573
THIRD MISTAKE TODAY.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
311
00:12:15,565 --> 00:12:17,445
JUST SOME THINGS AT HOME.
I'M A LITTLE DISTRACTED.
312
00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,117
PROBLEMS WITH THE MISSUS,
BOSS?
313
00:12:19,119 --> 00:12:21,699
YEAH. JAY -- SHE WAS
CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE,
314
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:24,411
AND SHE FOUND AN OLD PICTURE
OF MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.
315
00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:25,424
All: WHOO!
316
00:12:25,415 --> 00:12:26,495
THAT'S BAD.
317
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,496
AH, MAN!
SO YOU IN THE DOGHOUSE.
318
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,788
MAN, SHE THREW ME
OUT OF THE BEDROOM.
319
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,671
SHE SAYS THAT I'M CHEATING
ON HER WITH THE PICTURE.
320
00:12:33,673 --> 00:12:35,593
THAT IS CRAZY!
321
00:12:35,585 --> 00:12:36,755
YEAH, AND YOU KNOW CRAZY.
322
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,756
YEAH, HE KNOWS CRAZY.
323
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,638
CAN I GIVE YOU
SOME ADVICE?
SURE.
324
00:12:41,641 --> 00:12:44,511
THE NEXT TIME YOUR WIFE
VOLUNTEERS TO CLEAN UP,
STOP HER!
325
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,654
IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE
FOR HER TO SNOOP.
326
00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:48,806
I'D LIKE TO SEE
THE WOMAN AT MY HOUSE
327
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:51,809
TRY TO PUT ME ON THE COUCH
OVER SOME NONSENSE LIKE THAT.
328
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,482
I WOULDN'T TOLERATE IT
ONE MINUTE, NO SIRREE.
329
00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:57,784
I'D TELL HER STRAIGHT UP,
"GRANDMA, YOU'RE TRIPPIN'."
330
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:01,657
MY WOMAN CAME HOME
EARLY AND CAUGHT ME
IN BED WITH HER SISTER.
331
00:13:01,661 --> 00:13:03,611
NOW, SHE'S THE ONE
THAT CAME HOME EARLY,
332
00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:07,673
AND SHE GONNA TRY
TO BLAME THAT ON ME.
333
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:08,667
BY YOURSELF.
334
00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:09,788
AH.
335
00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:14,672
MAYBE I COULD JUST SEND HER
SOME FLOWERS OR SOMETHING.
336
00:13:14,674 --> 00:13:15,634
All: NO!
337
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,295
THAT'S WEAK.
338
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,587
THAT'S LIKE ADMITTING GUILT.
YOU DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG.
339
00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:21,009
SHE WAS SNOOPING
THROUGH YOUR STUFF.
340
00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:22,921
WOMEN NEED A FIRM HAND.
341
00:13:22,923 --> 00:13:24,893
YOU NEED TO GO HOME,
LAY DOWN THE LAW,
342
00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:26,305
BE THE KING OF YOUR CASTLE.
343
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,976
YOU NEED
TO LOOK HER IN THE EYE
344
00:13:27,978 --> 00:13:30,018
AND SAY, "WOMAN,
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
345
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:32,850
AS FAR AS THAT PICTURE GO,
YOU GOTTA GET OVER THAT."
346
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:33,853
THAT'S THAT.
347
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,204
YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT.
348
00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:37,485
I'LL GO HOME
AND LOOK HER IN THE EYE
349
00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:39,697
AND GO, "WOMAN,
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
350
00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:42,319
I'M THE KING OF THIS CASTLE.
AND THAT'S THAT."
351
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,652
All: LONG LIVE THE KING!
352
00:13:43,653 --> 00:13:46,713
YEAH! YOU THE KING, MAN.
353
00:13:46,706 --> 00:13:49,036
YOU HEAR THAT, WOMAN?
354
00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:51,909
I'M THE KING OF THIS CASTLE.
355
00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:58,756
HMM.
356
00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:02,258
JAY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE
IN THE KITCHEN COOKING DINNER,
357
00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:04,632
AS YOU SHOULD, WOMAN.
358
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:07,604
SEE, 'CAUSE I'M
THE KING OF THIS CASTLE.
359
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,807
AND THE KING CAME HOME
TO LAY DOWN THE LAW.
360
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:14,680
NOW, YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN,
AND YOU GONNA LISTEN GOOD.
361
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:24,951
FIRST OF ALL,
THIS HERE IS MY HOUSE.
362
00:14:26,446 --> 00:14:28,946
AND, UH...
363
00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:31,489
I'M NOT GONNA TOLERATE...
364
00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:37,085
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
365
00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:38,337
Michael: COME IN.
366
00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:40,708
MAY I JOIN YOU
IN YOUR INNER SANCTUM?
367
00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:41,840
SURE, FRANKLIN.
368
00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:44,091
WHAT A MASCULINE ROOM.
369
00:14:44,094 --> 00:14:48,314
THIS IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL
GUY EXPERIENCE.
370
00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:49,968
YEAH, I JUST
PUT THAT URINAL IN.
371
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,810
NOW I NEVER HAVE
TO LEAVE THE ROOM.
372
00:14:51,811 --> 00:14:54,061
GO AHEAD. TAKE A SHOT.
I'LL TURN MY HEAD.
373
00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:55,734
NO, THANKS.
374
00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:57,475
I'M EMPTY.
375
00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:01,649
THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING MISSING
376
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:05,411
THAT PREVENTS IT
FROM BEING ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.
377
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,525
AND WHAT'S THAT?
378
00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:09,576
THE FEMININE TOUCH
OF YOUR LADYLOVE.
379
00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:12,579
THAT'S A TOUCH I'M NOT GONNA
BE RECEIVING FOR QUITE A WHILE.
380
00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:14,792
DO YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT?
381
00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:18,214
MY SHOULDERS MAY BE SMALL,
BUT THEY'RE STURDY.
382
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,878
WELL, I GUESS YOUR ADVICE
CAN'T BE NO WORSE
383
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,130
THAN THE ADVICE
I'VE BEEN GETTING.
384
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,813
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
385
00:15:25,805 --> 00:15:26,805
ALL RIGHT.
386
00:15:26,806 --> 00:15:29,716
MRS. KYLE FOUND A PICTURE
OF AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE,
387
00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:32,309
AND SHE THINKS
BECAUSE I SAVED THE PICTURE
388
00:15:32,312 --> 00:15:34,682
THAT I'M MORE ATTRACTED
TO THAT OLD FRIEND
389
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,774
THAN I AM TO HER,
390
00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:37,895
WHICH IS
ABSOLUTELY NOT THE TRUTH.
391
00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:40,727
WOMEN ARE
EMOTIONAL CREATURES, MR. KYLE.
392
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,400
AND I'M SURE THAT MRS. KYLE
393
00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:45,412
FEELS THREATENED
AND INSECURE BY THAT PICTURE,
394
00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:46,735
WHICH I'M ASSUMING
395
00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:49,946
IS A PICTURE OF
AN ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LADY.
396
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,743
WHAT KIND OF KID ARE YOU?
397
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,707
YOU CHANGED THE SUBJECT,
MR. KYLE.
398
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,669
YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD
399
00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:03,751
TO ADMIT THE TRUTH
TO YOURSELF.
400
00:16:03,753 --> 00:16:04,883
YEAH?
401
00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:09,054
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS
LOOK DEEP INSIDE YOUR HEART
402
00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:11,889
AND ASK YOURSELF
ONE QUESTION --
403
00:16:11,891 --> 00:16:14,641
WHY DID I SAVE
THAT PICTURE?
404
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:18,194
IF YOU CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION
HONESTLY TO YOURSELF,
405
00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:21,728
YOU'LL KNOW EXACTLY HOW
TO APOLOGIZE TO MRS. KYLE.
406
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,561
HMM.
407
00:16:25,565 --> 00:16:26,905
THANKS.
408
00:16:26,906 --> 00:16:28,816
CAN YOU MAKE ME
A WHISKEY SOUR?
409
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,213
HEY, CAN I JOIN YOU?
410
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,747
STILL GETTING
THE SILENT TREATMENT, RIGHT?
411
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,750
OKAY, WELL, THAT'S GOOD
BECAUSE I JUST --
412
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,343
I JUST NEED YOU TO LISTEN,
OKAY?
413
00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:48,716
LOOK, I HAVEN'T BEEN
HONEST WITH YOU.
414
00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:51,588
I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN
TOTALLY HONEST WITH MYSELF.
415
00:16:51,591 --> 00:16:54,631
AND NOW I KNOW THAT THE REASON
WHY I KEPT THAT PICTURE
416
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:57,644
ALL THESE YEARS IS
BECAUSE IT JUST BROUGHT BACK
417
00:16:57,637 --> 00:16:59,767
WONDERFUL MEMORIES
OF ME BEING YOUNG.
418
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,139
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO FEEL ABOUT THAT, MICHAEL?
419
00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:04,232
YOU LOOK AT HER PICTURE,
YOU FEEL YOUNG.
420
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:06,114
HOW DO YOU FEEL
WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME?
421
00:17:06,106 --> 00:17:09,736
FEEL LIKE I WON THE LOTTERY
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU.
422
00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:14,949
SHARON AND I WERE
JUST SOME HORNY TEENAGERS.
423
00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:18,464
WITH YOU,
I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LUST.
424
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:22,368
WE HAVE THREE
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TOGETHER.
425
00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:26,382
THAT PICTURE WAS
JUST A PICTURE OF MY PAST.
426
00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:30,796
YOU'RE MY PRESENT
AND MY FUTURE.
427
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,720
I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY
THAT I HURT YOU.
428
00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:38,854
I WOULDN'T TRADE YOU
FOR A BILLION SHARONS.
429
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,850
[ SIGHS ] LOOK, THAT'S
ALL WELL AND GOOD, MICHAEL,
430
00:17:43,853 --> 00:17:45,453
BUT TALK IS CHEAP.
431
00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:48,525
IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE
THAN WORDS TO CONVINCE ME.
432
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:51,820
WHAT ABOUT THAT?
433
00:17:54,864 --> 00:17:57,124
[ GASPS ]
434
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,407
OH, WOW.
435
00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:02,409
I GOTTA ADMIT --
THAT'S GOOD. [ LAUGHS ]
436
00:18:02,412 --> 00:18:03,702
I BORROWED THOSE WORDS
437
00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:06,763
FROM THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE PLANET.
438
00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:09,046
SHE WROTE THEM
DOWN IN A BOOK FOR ME.
439
00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:10,088
REALLY?
440
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,129
MM-HMM.
441
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,211
SHE GOOD.
442
00:18:13,213 --> 00:18:17,893
GOOD ENOUGH TO GET ME
BACK INTO YOUR LIFE?
443
00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:20,017
I SUPPOSE.
444
00:18:22,021 --> 00:18:30,861
♪ I KEEP ON FALLING IN AND OUT
OF LOVE WITH YOU ♪
445
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:37,870
♪ I NEVER LOVED SOMEONE
THE WAY THAT I LOVE YOU ♪
446
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,867
WHOO!
447
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,908
WOW.
THAT'S GOOD.
448
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:43,080
OKAY, KADY. YOUR TURN.
449
00:18:43,082 --> 00:18:49,422
♪ AND THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER
CRAWLED UP ♪
450
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:56,519
♪ I SAID, HE CRAWLED UP
THE SPOUT AGAIN ♪
451
00:18:58,968 --> 00:19:00,258
WHOO!
452
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,890
LET ME HEAR
YOU ONE MORE TIME.
453
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:05,981
♪ OH, OH, AH AH-AH ♪
454
00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,815
NOW, KADY.
455
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:14,607
♪ SPIDER, SPIDER-R-R-R-R-R ♪
456
00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:20,448
WELL, WE HAVE A WINNER.
457
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,120
AND I'M SORRY, BABY,
458
00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:25,421
BUT ARETHA IS
ACTUALLY THE BETTER SINGER.
459
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:28,875
THANK YOU.
460
00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:31,088
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
461
00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:32,960
ARE YOU ON SOMETHING?!
462
00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:35,602
HAVE YOU ALL BEEN LOBOTOMIZED?!
463
00:19:35,595 --> 00:19:37,555
FRANKLIN, YOU'RE A MUSICIAN.
464
00:19:37,557 --> 00:19:41,597
YOU SHOULD SEE THAT YOUR SISTER
HAS AN EXTRAORDINARY GIFT.
465
00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:45,011
I FEEL LIKE I'VE JUST SLIPPED
INTO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
466
00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:51,609
[ SIGHS ]
467
00:19:51,611 --> 00:19:54,811
YOU KNOW, A VERY WISE
YOUNG MAN ONCE SAID TO ME
468
00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:58,124
THAT YOU HAVE
TO BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF.
469
00:19:58,117 --> 00:19:59,737
NOW, FRANKLIN,
470
00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:02,529
I THINK THAT NOT ONLY HAVE
YOU BEEN BLINDED BY LOVE,
471
00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:04,452
BUT YOU'VE
BEEN DEAFENED BY IT, TOO.
472
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,294
IS ARETHA THAT GOOD?
473
00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:08,376
YES, SHE'S AMAZING.
474
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:12,038
THEN WHY DOES KADY
SOUND MUCH BETTER TO ME?
475
00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:14,461
BECAUSE YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH KADY,
476
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,104
AND ARETHA IS YOUR SISTER.
477
00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:19,505
YOU'RE A LOT SMARTER
THAN YOU LOOK, MR. KYLE.
478
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:22,599
THANKS.
479
00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:24,512
SO, HOW DID MY BLIMP ADVICE
WORK OUT?
480
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,154
SHH-SHH! SHH!
481
00:20:28,848 --> 00:20:31,848
LET'S KEEP
THAT TO OURSELVES, OKAY.
482
00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:35,783
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT
ICE CREAM IN THE KITCHEN.
483
00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:36,905
[ CHILDREN SCREAM ]
484
00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:39,566
HEY, COOL IT!
485
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:42,991
I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM.
486
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,782
LOOK,
BEFORE WE JOIN THEM,
487
00:20:44,784 --> 00:20:47,254
THERE'S ONE
OTHER PART TO THIS APOLOGY.
488
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,286
REALLY? WHAT?
489
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,958
I HAVE TO PERFORM
A CEREMONY.
490
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,290
WHAT KIND OF CEREMONY?
491
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,423
OH, MICHAEL.
492
00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:55,434
YEP.
493
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:57,965
YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.
494
00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,007
REALLY?
495
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,968
YEAH, YEAH, YOU DID.
496
00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:07,725
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A NUT!
YOU'RE A PSYCHO!
497
00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:08,977
YOU'RE A LOONEY TUNE!
498
00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:10,518
I'M MARRIED TO DAFFY DUCK!
499
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:14,850
I'D SAY PORKY PIG,
BUT THAT WOULD GET ME KILLED.
500
00:21:14,854 --> 00:21:16,664
I MEAN, JUST...
501
00:21:19,108 --> 00:21:21,488
LOOK, ANOTHER WAYANS.
502
00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,281
[ CROWD AHHS ]
503
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,002
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