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[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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SEE? IT'S SIMPLE.
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NOW YOU TRY IT.
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[ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ]
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♪ DA DA DA ♪
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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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OH, HI, MR. AND MRS. KYLE.
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ISN'T SHE GREAT?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH, SHE'S FANTASTIC.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?
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FRANKLIN IS TEACHING ME
HOW TO PLAY BACH.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED
LIKE -- BACH --
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A LITTLE LIKE BLECH
AND BLUCH.
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YOU GUYS KEEP PRACTICING,
AND, FRANKLIN,
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YOU KEEP THEM QUICK LITTLE HANDS
ON THAT PIANO, OKAY?
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YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST GUY
IN THE WORLD.
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COME ON. LET'S LEAVE
THE KIDS ALONE.
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OKAY, JUST A LITTLE
MORE PRACTICE,
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AND THEN WE CAN GO
ON A ROMANTIC BIKE RIDE.
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NO, I STINK.
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DON'T BE SO HARD
ON YOURSELF, ANGEL.
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REMEMBER, IF AT FIRST
YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
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TRY, TRY AGAIN.
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I COULDN'T PLAY BACH
UNTIL I WAS 2 YEARS OLD.
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LET GO!
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I HAD IT FIRST!
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I REACHED FOR IT FIRST,
THEN YOU GRABBED IT!
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I'M THE OLDEST!
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AND THE MOST DUMB!
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IT'S NOT THE MOST DUMB.
IT'S "DUMBEST," STUPID.
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SAY IT --
"JUNIOR'S THE DUMBEST."
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GLADLY --
JUNIOR'S THE DUMBEST.
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AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
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ARE YOU GUYS ARGUING OVER THIS
LITTLE BIT OF JUICE IN HERE?
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HERE. WATCH THIS.
LOOK. MMM.
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[ GULPING ]
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AHH!
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PROBLEM SOLVED.
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DAD!
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YOU WANT IT BACK?
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OKAY, IT'LL BE A LITTLE PULPY,
MAYBE A LITTLE MINTY.
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EW!
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I AM SO SICK AND TIRED
OF YOU TWO YELLING.
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IT'S BEEN 16 YEARS
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OF NOTHING BUT YOU TWO AT EACH
OTHER'S THROATS.
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WELL, I DIDN'T SAY A WORD
UNTIL SHE WAS BORN.
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YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T TALK
UNTIL YOU WERE 3.
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HUH?
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THAT WAS YOUR FIRST WORD --
"HUH?"
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IF YOU TWO CAN'T FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO GET ALONG,
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I'LL FIND ONE FOR YOU,
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AND I GUARANTEE YOU
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.
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WE CAN GET ALONG BY NOT BEING
IN THE SAME ROOM,
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SO I'M LEAVING.
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I'M GONNA GO TO THE GARAGE, WASH
YOUR CAR, AND MAKE MY BED.
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[ SNIFFS ]
OH, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
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OH, IT'S TOFURKEY.
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THAT'S WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE --
TOES AND TURKEY.
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WHAT IN
THE HECK IS TOFURKEY?
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IT'S TOFU THAT TASTES
LIKE TURKEY.
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HERE, TRY A PIECE.
IT'S GOOD.
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UGH.
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UGH. YOU'RE SURE THIS ISN'T THE
CARDBOARD BOX IT CAME IN?
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IT'S A TURKEY SUBSTITUTE.
I MADE IT MYSELF.
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YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
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MAYBE IF I PUT IT ON A BUNLESS
BUN WITH CHEESELESS CHEESE
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THEN WASH IT DOWN
WITH A NEAR BEER,
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I COULD APPRECIATE
THE TASTELESS TASTE.
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WHY ARE YOU EATING
THAT, BABY?
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OH, BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED TO
BECOME A VEGETARIAN.
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AND WHAT BROUGHT THAT ON?
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TONY.
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TONY'S A VEGETARIAN?
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YES, BUT HE'S EVEN MORE
ADVANCED THAN THAT.
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HE'S FASTING NOW.
HE HASN'T EATEN FOR 9 DAYS.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO GET
CLOSER TO GOD.
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IF HE KEEPS ON NOT EATING,
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HE'S GONNA BE SHAKING
HANDS WITH HIM.
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SEE, ALL THESE NEW REALITY
SHOWS ARE SO STUPID.
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I KNOW.
I SAW THIS ONE LAST NIGHT.
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AND IT WAS CALLED
"TILL DEATH DO US PART."
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AND IT WAS, LIKE,
ABOUT MARRIED COUPLES
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TRYING TO KILL EACH
OTHER ON SOME ISLAND.
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I SAW THAT.
IT WAS GOOD.
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HEY, I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA
FOR A REALITY SHOW
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CALLED "HAVE A HEART."
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YOU KNOW, PEOPLE WHO NEED ORGANS
GO ON THERE AND COMPETE,
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BUT HERE'S THE TWIST --
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH ORGAN
YOU'RE GONNA GET.
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YOU KNOW, YOU NEED A LIVER,
YOU MIGHT GET A FOOT.
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IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ON
AND GET A BRAIN.
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WHO WANTS ANOTHER BRAIN?
NOT ME.
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I'D GO ON AND TRY
TO GET MORE SWEAT GLANDS.
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I COULD NEVER MAKE IT
ON ONE OF THOSE SHOWS
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'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO EAT
SOMETHING GROSS THAT HAS A FACE.
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THAT'S WHY I'M OFFICIALLY
A VEGETARIAN.
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I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, CLAIRE.
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AND THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME
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ON MY JOURNEY
TO SPIRITUAL PURIFICATION.
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OH, THANK YOU FOR HELPING
ME REALIZE
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THAT THE AVERAGE MEAT EATER HAS
10 POUNDS OF PUTRID FLESH
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FESTERING IN THEIR COLON.
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MM-MMM!
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THIS SURE IS GOOD.
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CLAIRE, ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANT
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A BIG BITE OF THIS
FESTERING IN YOUR COLON?
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EW! UGH!
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I'M HAPPY WITH MY CELERY.
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WHAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU
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BECAUSE OF THE PARTY GOING ON
IN MY MOUTH
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FROM THE BEEF,
THE BACON, THE BARBECUE,
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AND CHEDDAR BURGER WITH PORK
SAUCE DANCING ALL AROUND IT.
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STOP.
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CLAIRE, LISTEN TO THE SOUND
OF ME EATING.
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[ SMACKS LIPS ]
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♪ E-I-E-I-O,
THAT'S GOOD ♪
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GO AWAY, JUNIOR.
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CAN YOU KNOCK IT OFF?
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CAN'T YOU BE MORE SUPPORTIVE
OF YOUR SISTER?
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SHE'S TRYING VERY HARD TO LIVE
A HEALTHIER LIFE
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AND HAVE RESPECT FOR ALL
OTHER LIVING THINGS.
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I DON'T SAY ANYTHING
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ABOUT THE FLOOZY WAY
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DRESSES.
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AND WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE WAY I DRESS?
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NOTHING IF YOU LIVE
IN SODOM OR GOMORRAH.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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I MEAN, COME ON,
WHAT ARE THOSE --
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BABYLONIAN JEANS?
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[ SNORTS ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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COME ON, MAN.
THAT KILLS IN BIBLE CLASS.
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NOW I'VE LOST MY TRAIN OF
THOUGHT, AND IT WAS IMPORTANT.
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OH, YEAH --
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
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OH, SHUT UP.
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YOU SHUT UP.
I SAID IT FIRST -- YOU SHUT UP.
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EVERYBODY, SHUT UP.
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IS THERE A TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU
GUYS DO NOT ARGUE?
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YEAH, WHEN WE'RE ASLEEP.
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OH, THAT'S FUNNY --
WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP.
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I'M ABOUT TO PUT YOU ALL TO
SLEEP IF YOU DON'T STOP IT.
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YOU GOT IT?
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GOT IT.
GOT IT.
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OKAY. HELLO, VANESSA.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
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I'M GREAT, MR. KYLE.
THANK YOU.
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AND, TONY,
HOW'S THE FAST GOING?
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IT'S WONDERFUL.
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IT'S BEEN 9 DAYS
WITHOUT ANY SOLID FOOD,
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AND I FEEL GREAT.
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TONY! ARE YOU OKAY?!
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MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE HIM OUTSIDE
AND GET HIM SOME FRESH AIR.
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YEAH, GOOD IDEA.
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HONEY, OUR CHILD
HAS A REQUEST.
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REALLY? WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU, PUMPKIN HEAD?
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DADDY, WILL YOU TAKE THE
TRAINING WHEELS OFF MY BIKE?
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WHOA, THAT'S A BIG STEP.
YOU SURE YOU'RE READY FOR THAT?
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WELL, FRANKLIN
RIDES A TWO-WHEELER,
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AND IF I WANT TO
KEEP UP WITH HIM,
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THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA
HAVE TO DO.
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I REMEMBER WHEN I HAD
MY TRAINING WHEELS TAKEN OFF.
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IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I FELT LIBERATED.
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I FELT LIKE THAT WHEN I FIRST
TOOK OFF YOUR TRAINING BRA --
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GOOD TIMES, LITTLE STUFF.
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SHUT UP!
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WILL YOU TEACH ME HOW TO RIDE
WITHOUT TRAINING WHEELS, DADDY?
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YEP, I SURE WILL.
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT MAN.
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I'M GONNA TEACH YOU JUST LIKE MY
FATHER TAUGHT ME.
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ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE, THIS IS
GONNA BE FUN, ALL RIGHT?
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I'M JUST GONNA GET YOU STARTED,
THEN I'M GONNA LET YOU GO.
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DON'T WORRY. DADDY'S GONNA BE
BEHIND YOU THE WHOLE TIME.
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SO IF YOU START TO LOSE YOUR
BALANCE, DON'T WORRY.
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I'M GONNA CATCH YOU,
ALL RIGHT?
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NOW, I WANT YOU TO RIDE
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DOWN TO THE END
OF THE DRIVEWAY, OKAY?
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AND I'LL BE RIGHT
BEHIND YOU, OKAY?
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LET'S FIX THIS UP.
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AAH!
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GOOD. OKAY. GO.
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GO.
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YES, YES!
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BABY, WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING
AFTER HER, BABE?
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WELL, THAT'S THE SAME WAY MY
FATHER TAUGHT ME.
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LOOK AT HER GO.
YOU'RE DOING GOOD, BABY.
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GOOD JOB.
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YEAH. OKAY, NOW TURN AWAY FROM
THOSE TRASH CANS.
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NO, YOU WANT TO TURN THE OTHER
WAY -- THE OTHER WAY.
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[ CRASHING ]
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OW!
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST WHAT
HAPPENED TO ME WHEN MY FATHER --
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KADY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE GARBAGE.
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GARBAGE CAN'T HURT YOU.
GARBAGE IS YOUR FRIEND.
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COME ON BACK.
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NOW, YOU JUST FELL OFF
THE HORSE.
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NOW IT'S TIME TO GET BACK ON IT,
AND GIDDAP-Y, GIDDAP-Y!
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ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT
TO DO IT AGAIN?
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UH...
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[ HORN HONKING ]
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NO.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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Claire:
YOU TOOK WHAT WAS MINE!
Junior: I DID NOT!
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YES, YOU DID!
I FOUND IT!
NO, YOU DIDN'T!
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NO, HE DIDN'T! I
SAW THE WHOLE THING.
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I SAW IT, TOO,
AND I SAY HE DID.
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HEY! HEY! HEY!
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARGUING
IS DOING?
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YOUR DRIVING ME CRAZY.
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I'M SORRY, BUT THIS TIME
JUNIOR'S GONE TOO FAR!
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I FOUND A WALLET WITH $500,
AND HE TOOK IT FROM ME!
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THAT IS SUCH A LIE!
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I FOUND THE WALLET,
AND I'M KEEPING IT!
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NEITHER ONE OF YOU
SHOULD KEEP IT.
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YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE IT BACK
TO WHOEVER OWNS IT.
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WE WOULD HAVE,
BUT THERE'S NO I.D.
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OKAY. I'LL HELP YOU OUT.
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THEN I'LL TAKE IT.
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THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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YOU WANT FAIR?
WE'LL HAVE FAMILY COURT.
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OH, NO, NOT FAMILY COURT.
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NEVER MIND, DAD.
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IT'S TOO LATE.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE FAMILY COURT.
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I'M GONNA BE THE JUDGE.
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YOU GUYS GO GATHER YOUR EVIDENCE
AND YOUR WITNESSES.
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COURT WILL CONVENE
AT 1700 HOURS.
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1700 HOURS?
THAT'S A MONTH AWAY!
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THAT'S 5:00 MILITARY TIME,
JUNIOR.
229
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OH. WELL, I CAN'T AFFORD
A LAWYER. YOU TOOK THE MONEY.
230
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WELL, SINCE YOU CANNOT
AFFORD A LAWYER,
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A LAWYER WILL BE APPOINTED TO
YOU BY THE COURT.
232
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CLAIRE, YOUR MOTHER WILL
REPRESENT YOU.
233
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JUNIOR,
KADY WILL REPRESENT YOU.
234
00:09:04,374 --> 00:09:06,474
KADY?
SHE CAN'T EVEN READ.
235
00:09:06,466 --> 00:09:09,466
WE'LL THROW IN FRANKLIN.
NOW YOU HAVE TWO LAWYERS.
236
00:09:09,469 --> 00:09:12,469
OH, GREAT.
I'M JUST AS GOOD AS DEAD.
237
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THERE, THERE, MY GOOD MAN.
238
00:09:14,675 --> 00:09:19,225
I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE VERY
WELL-VERSED IN FAMILY LAW.
239
00:09:19,229 --> 00:09:21,979
I MOVE FOR
A CHANGE OF VENUE.
240
00:09:21,982 --> 00:09:23,642
ON WHAT GROUNDS?
241
00:09:23,644 --> 00:09:25,324
MY CLIENT CAN'T GET
A FAIR TRIAL HERE.
242
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,685
HE LIVES HERE.
243
00:09:26,687 --> 00:09:29,067
TECHNICALLY, HE LIVES
OUT IN THAT GARAGE,
244
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,239
SO MOTION IS DENIED.
245
00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,780
OBJECTION!
OVERRULED.
246
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I WANT THE RECORD S--
STAND DOWN, COUNSELOR.
247
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THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
248
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I SAID STAND DOWN.
249
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YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
250
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,038
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER.
251
00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,460
THIS WHOLE COURT'S
OUT OF ORDER!
252
00:09:41,461 --> 00:09:43,661
YOU ARE TWO SECONDS FROM
BEING HELD IN CONTEMPT.
253
00:09:43,664 --> 00:09:47,264
FINE! I'LL SEE YOU
IN COURT.
254
00:09:53,303 --> 00:09:55,773
HE'S GOOD.
HE'S GOOD.
255
00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:57,346
HE'S REALLY GOOD.
256
00:10:02,142 --> 00:10:03,482
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
257
00:10:03,483 --> 00:10:06,153
GO AWAY, DAD.
258
00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:07,566
KADY, IT'S ME.
259
00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:08,987
OH, HI, FRANKLIN.
260
00:10:08,989 --> 00:10:10,569
HERE.
261
00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:13,610
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE
SOME BUTTERSCOTCH SUNDAE.
262
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,453
WHENEVER I'M FEELING DOWN,
THEY ALWAYS CHEER ME UP.
263
00:10:16,446 --> 00:10:17,946
THANK YOU.
264
00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:20,538
I THINK I HAVE A SOLUTION
TO THE BICYCLE SITUATION.
265
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,910
SO DO I.
266
00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,502
I'M NEVER
GETTING ON IT AGAIN,
267
00:10:23,503 --> 00:10:26,513
AND I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE
TO TRUST MY FATHER.
268
00:10:26,506 --> 00:10:28,456
NOW, NOW, MY PETIT FLEUR...
269
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:33,090
HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO TEACH
YOU THE WAY HE WAS TAUGHT.
270
00:10:33,093 --> 00:10:34,893
WELL, IT'S STUPID.
271
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:39,135
I KNOW, BUT HE CAN'T HELP
HIS IGNORANT WAYS.
272
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,719
I'M SURE HIS FATHER WAS
AN IDIOT JUST LIKE HIM.
273
00:10:42,723 --> 00:10:46,233
WELL, I'M STILL NOT GETTING ON
THAT STUPID BIKE.
274
00:10:46,226 --> 00:10:48,606
IT'S NOT
THE END OF THE WORLD.
275
00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:51,858
IF I CAN GET YOUR DAD'S
PERMISSION TO TEACH YOU,
276
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:55,492
I'LL HAVE YOU RIDING THAT
TWO-WHEELER IN NO TIME.
277
00:10:55,485 --> 00:10:57,195
REALLY? HOW?
278
00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:59,697
SIMPLE...WITH LOVE.
279
00:11:02,622 --> 00:11:03,662
ALL RIGHT, FRANKLIN.
280
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,463
YOU'RE SURE THIS IS
GONNA WORK?
281
00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:07,835
JUST TRUST ME, MR. KYLE.
282
00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:09,788
OKAY. I TRUST YOU.
283
00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:12,340
OKAY, KADY!
I BELIEVE IN YOU!
284
00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:15,262
JUST GET ON THAT BIKE
AND RIDE TO ME!
285
00:11:15,255 --> 00:11:16,795
Kady: I'LL TRY!
286
00:11:16,797 --> 00:11:20,387
THERE'S NO TRY!
IT'S DO OR DO NOT!
287
00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:21,430
THAT'S YODA.
288
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,511
YEAH.
289
00:11:22,512 --> 00:11:25,072
YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE HIM, HIM AND
THAT OTHER LITTLE THING
290
00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:26,685
FROM
"THE LORD OF THE RINGS."
291
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,646
IT'S CALLED A HOBBIT.
292
00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:31,648
OH, A HOBBIT?
LIKE SMOKING?
293
00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:33,571
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT,
MR. KYLE.
294
00:11:35,816 --> 00:11:37,946
OKAY, KADY!
FOCUS!
295
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:41,658
JUST LOCK ONTO MY EYES,
AND RIDE TO ME!
296
00:11:41,661 --> 00:11:42,951
RIDE TO ME!
297
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,593
I'M DOING IT!
I'M DOING IT!
298
00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:47,035
YES, YOU ARE!
299
00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:49,747
FLY TO ME,
MY LITTLE SONGBIRD!
300
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,000
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT!
301
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,632
OKAY,
NOW PUT ON THE BRAKES.
302
00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:56,644
THE WHAT?!
THE BRAKES!
303
00:11:56,636 --> 00:11:59,966
THE BRAAAAAA--
304
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,470
AAAAAH!
305
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,234
FRANKLIN, ARE YOU OKAY?!
306
00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:09,557
ISN'T SHE GREAT?
307
00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:13,729
HEY, FRANKLIN, I GUESS YOU GOT
A LITTLE RUN DOWN THERE.
308
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,663
NO, JUST "TIRED."
309
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:18,235
NOW, THAT'S FUNNY.
310
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,818
[ CHUCKLES ]
311
00:12:23,703 --> 00:12:25,753
Michael: ALL RISE!
312
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,745
THE HONORABLE --
313
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,787
AND VERY HANDSOME --
314
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,870
JUDGE MICHAEL KYLE PRESIDING.
315
00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:35,513
YOU MAY BE SEATED.
316
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:38,465
NOW, LET IT BE SAID
AND DULY RECORDED
317
00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:41,428
THAT WHILE THIS IS NOT
SUPREME COURT,
318
00:12:41,431 --> 00:12:44,811
ALL RULINGS IN THIS COURT
SHALL BE AS BINDING
319
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:48,185
AS ROQUEFORT, GOUDA,
AND LIMBURGER CHEESE.
320
00:12:48,188 --> 00:12:50,728
IN OTHER WORDS,
WHAT I SAY GOES.
321
00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:53,100
LET'S HEAR OPENING STATEMENTS.
322
00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:54,603
YOUR HONOR?
323
00:12:54,604 --> 00:12:56,614
YES, BEAUTIFUL?
[ CHUCKLES ]
324
00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:57,856
I OBJECT!
325
00:12:57,858 --> 00:13:01,358
OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH THE OPPOSING COUNSEL.
326
00:13:01,361 --> 00:13:02,741
OVERRULED.
327
00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:05,712
IT'S OKAY.
HE LOVES ME, TOO.
328
00:13:05,705 --> 00:13:07,825
SO DO I, BEAUTIFUL.
329
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,328
CONTINUE.
330
00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:10,619
THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
331
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,870
YOUR HONOR, I WILL SHOW
THAT MY CLIENT, CLAIRE KYLE,
332
00:13:13,874 --> 00:13:17,514
IS ENTITLED TO THE MONEY IN THE
WALLET FOUND BY THAT MAN!
333
00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:21,259
LET THE RECORD SHOW SHE'S
POINTING TO
334
00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:23,261
THE MAN WITH
THE GIGANTIC HEAD.
335
00:13:23,263 --> 00:13:24,303
I OBJECT!
336
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,434
ARE YOU SAYING THAT
THAT HEAD
337
00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:30,226
IS NOT UNUSUALLY LARGE AND
OBLONG AND JUST...UNNATURAL?
338
00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:33,192
WITHDRAWN.
339
00:13:35,695 --> 00:13:37,565
THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
340
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:41,237
HE TOOK SAID WALLET AND KEPT
THE MONEY FOR HIMSELF.
341
00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:45,581
YOUR HONOR, I'D LIKE TO CALL
TO THE STAND MY FIRST WITNESS,
342
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,035
HONEST TONY JEFFERS.
343
00:13:47,037 --> 00:13:50,537
YOUR HONOR, CALLING HIM HONEST
IS PREJUDICIAL.
344
00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:52,410
UH, NO, REALLY.
TONY'S JUST MY MIDDLE NAME.
345
00:13:52,412 --> 00:13:54,542
MY FULL CHRISTIAN NAME
IS HONEST TONY JEFFERS.
346
00:13:54,544 --> 00:13:55,884
I CAN SHOW YOU
MY DRIVER'S LI--
347
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,546
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY,
HONEST.
348
00:13:58,548 --> 00:14:01,668
PLEASE, TELL THE COURT
WHAT YOU SAW, HONEST.
349
00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:07,023
I SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL,
CLAIRE KYLE,
350
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:10,347
FIND THE WALLET
IN THE STREET...
351
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,430
THAT WAS LATER SNATCHED UP
BY THAT MAN!
352
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,855
LET THE RECORD SHOW --
353
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,936
YES, THAT I HAVE AN OBLONG,
UNUSUALLY LARGE,
354
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,820
AND JUST
PLAIN OL' UNNATURAL HEAD.
355
00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:28,695
I HAVE NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
YOU MAY STEP DOWN, HONEST.
356
00:14:28,698 --> 00:14:29,748
THANK YOU.
357
00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:31,909
YOUR TURN, COUNSELOR.
358
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,792
OUR DEFENSE IS SIMPLE --
359
00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,803
FINDERS KEEPERS...
360
00:14:35,795 --> 00:14:37,915
LOSERS WEEPERS.
361
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,088
I REST MY CASE.
362
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,050
ISN'T SHE GREAT?
363
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:43,672
[ GIGGLES ]
364
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:46,773
OKAY, COUNSELOR,
DO YOU CALL ANY WITNESSES?
365
00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:50,096
YES. I WOULD LIKE TO QUESTION
HONEST TONY JEFFERS.
366
00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:55,782
SO, YOU'RE AN HONEST MAN.
IS THAT RIGHT, HONEST?
367
00:14:55,775 --> 00:14:57,935
HONESTLY?
368
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,018
YES.
369
00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:00,939
NOW, AS I RECALL,
370
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,821
YOU SAID YOU SAW CLAIRE
FIND THE WALLET.
371
00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:06,414
YES.
372
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,786
NOW, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT
WHEN, AT THE TIME,
373
00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:11,328
YOU WERE ACTUALLY PASSED OUT
IN THE GUTTER?
374
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:16,212
WELL, WHEN I WAS FALLING,
UM, I SAW IT --
375
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,746
AND ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOU
HAVEN'T HAD
376
00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:22,878
ANY SOLID FOODS IN NINE DAYS,
AND YOU'RE HALLUCINATING?
377
00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:24,882
NO, THEY'RE VISIONS --
378
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:27,814
AND ISN'T IT ALSO TRUE YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH THE PLAINTIFF,
379
00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:30,547
THE SECOND MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL
IN THIS FAMILY?
380
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,443
WELL, YEAH, I MEAN,
IT'S TRUE,
381
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,895
I HAVE CERTAIN AFFECTIONS
FOR HER.
382
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:40,016
IT SEEMS YOU'RE NOT BEING
VERY HONEST WITH US, HONEST.
383
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,900
I'M TELLING YOU
THE TRUTH.
384
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,481
YOU CAN'T
HANDLE THE TRUTH!
385
00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:45,413
IT WASN'T LIKE THAT,
ALL RIGHT?!
386
00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:48,365
HE'S PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH
AND MAKING ME ALL CONFUSED!
387
00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:50,908
LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING
WHAT SHE TOLD ME TO SAY!
388
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,910
TONY!
389
00:15:52,912 --> 00:15:54,072
LOOK, I'M SORRY, CLAIRE,
390
00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:55,464
AND I'M SORRY,
MRS. KYLE.
391
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,075
I'M SORRY, MR. KYLE.
392
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,669
I'M JUST SO HUNGRY.
393
00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:06,512
OUR DEFENSE RESTS.
394
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:08,756
ISN'T HE GREAT?
395
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:11,888
ALL RIGHT, I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
I'M READY TO RULE.
396
00:16:11,891 --> 00:16:15,691
IT SEEMS THAT CLAIRE SPOTTED A
WALLET WHICH JUNIOR PICKED UP,
397
00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:17,975
WHICH MEANS YOU ACTED
AS A TEAM,
398
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,977
WHICH YOU SHOULD DO
MORE OFTEN,
399
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,899
BECAUSE IT SERVES YOU WELL.
400
00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:24,861
JUDGMENT IS 50/50
FOR BOTH PARTIES.
401
00:16:24,864 --> 00:16:26,494
YAY!
402
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,156
HOWEVER...THERE ARE
EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES.
403
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:32,529
YOU TWO WOULD HAVE NEVER FOUND
THAT MONEY HAD IT NOT BEEN
404
00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:33,992
FOR VANESSA AND TONY.
405
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,713
YOU WOULD'VE BEEN
IN YOUR ROOM
406
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,955
INSTEAD OF OUTSIDE
WHERE THE WALLET WAS,
407
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,877
SO THEY, TOO, HAVE A CLAIM.
408
00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:41,039
HALLELUJAH!
409
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,671
HOW...EVER...
410
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,933
THERE ARE FURTHER
EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES.
411
00:16:46,926 --> 00:16:49,836
YOU TWO WERE BOTH REPRESENTED
BY FINE --
412
00:16:49,839 --> 00:16:51,889
I MEAN FINE -- COUNSEL,
413
00:16:51,891 --> 00:16:55,191
SO THEY, TOO,
HAVE AN EQUAL CLAIM.
414
00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:57,895
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY!
THAT'S US! WE DID A GOOD JOB!
415
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,140
HOW...EVER...
416
00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:06,362
SINCE I HAD TO SIT HERE
AND LISTEN TO THIS CRAP,
417
00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:08,406
MY FEE IS EXACTLY $500,
418
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:10,738
WHICH MEANS NO ONE GETS
ANYTHING, EXCEPT ME.
419
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,070
COME ON, DAD!
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
COME ON!
420
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,075
HOWEVER...
421
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:20,917
I AM WILLING TO TAKE ALL PARTIES
INVOLVED IN THIS MATTER
422
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,040
OUT TO A VERY NICE DINNER,
ESPECIALLY TONY,
423
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,933
WHO LOOKS LIKE HE COULD USE
SOMETHING...
424
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:29,256
TO EAT RIGHT NOW.
425
00:17:29,259 --> 00:17:30,929
CASE CLOSED.
426
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:32,970
I LIKE THAT.
427
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,016
YOU DID A GOOD JOB,
YOUR HONOR.
428
00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,017
I THINK THAT SENTENCE
WAS VERY FAIR.
429
00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:41,679
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
430
00:17:41,681 --> 00:17:43,731
I'D LIKE YOU TO
REPORT TO MY CHAMBERS
431
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:45,953
FOR SOME DICTATION
I'D LIKE YOU TO TAKE.
432
00:17:45,945 --> 00:17:47,235
OH, YEAH?
THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
433
00:17:47,237 --> 00:17:49,777
I HAVE SOME LEGAL BRIEFS I'D
LIKE FOR YOU TO GO THROUGH, TOO.
434
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:50,819
MMM.
435
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,070
[ PIANO PLAYS ]
436
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,951
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON
OUT THERE?
437
00:17:53,953 --> 00:17:57,123
LET'S GO SEE,
SHALL WE.
438
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:01,617
[ Off-key ]
♪ TO LIVE ♪
439
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:07,881
♪ WHITE LACE AND PROMISES ♪
440
00:18:07,877 --> 00:18:11,167
♪ A KISS FOR LUCK,
AND WE'RE ON ♪
441
00:18:11,171 --> 00:18:16,931
♪ OUR WAY ♪
442
00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:21,056
OH, THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD,
BABY!
443
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:24,390
FRANKLIN AND I DECIDED
WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED.
444
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,404
KADY, I WANT TO ASK
YOUR DAD'S PERMISSION!
445
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:30,897
GO AHEAD.
WHO'S STOPPING YOU?
446
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:35,330
MR. KYLE, MAY I HAVE YOUR
DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE?
447
00:18:35,325 --> 00:18:38,495
YEP,
BUT ONLY UP TO HERE.
448
00:18:38,498 --> 00:18:40,368
YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST GUY
ALIVE.
449
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,540
LISTEN, FRANKLIN,
IT'S A BAD IDEA.
450
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:44,912
HOW WOULD YOU GUYS SUPPORT
YOURSELVES?
451
00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:47,174
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD
OF IKE AND TINA,
452
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,877
ASHFORD AND SIMPSON,
AND WHITNEY AND BOBBY?
453
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,129
MUSIC WILL SUPPORT US,
RIGHT, KADY?
454
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,011
RIGHT, FRANKLIN.
455
00:18:55,014 --> 00:18:56,064
HIT IT, FRANKLIN.
456
00:18:56,055 --> 00:18:58,515
[ INTRODUCTION TO
"PROUD MARY" PLAYS ]
457
00:19:01,261 --> 00:19:04,351
♪ LEFT A GOOD JOB IN THE CITY ♪
458
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:07,114
♪ WORKING FOR THE MAN
EVERY NIGHT AND DAY ♪
459
00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:10,026
♪ AND I NEVER LOST
ONE MINUTE OF SLEEPING ♪
460
00:19:10,029 --> 00:19:13,109
♪ WORRIED ABOUT THE WAY
THINGS MIGHT HAVE BEEN ♪
461
00:19:13,112 --> 00:19:14,112
♪ BIG WHEELS KEEP ON TURNIN' ♪
462
00:19:14,113 --> 00:19:15,833
♪ KEEP TURNIN' ♪
463
00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:17,695
♪ PROUD MARY KEEP ON BURNIN' ♪
464
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,487
♪ BURNIN' AND BURNIN' ♪
465
00:19:19,489 --> 00:19:20,329
♪ AND WE'RE ROLLIN' ♪
466
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:21,450
WHOO!
467
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:21,831
♪ ROLLIN' ♪
468
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:22,991
WHOO!
469
00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:25,592
♪ ROLLIN' ON THE RIVER ♪
470
00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:26,085
♪ AND WE'RE ROLLIN' ♪
471
00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:27,455
♪ ROLLIN' ♪
472
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,127
♪ ROLLIN' ♪
♪ ROLLIN' ♪
473
00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:31,168
♪ WE ROLLIN' ON THE RIVER ♪
474
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,880
WATCH MOMMY.
475
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:36,143
[ LAUGHING ]
AHH!
476
00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:38,795
WE ROLLIN'!
477
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,680
LET THE RECORD SHOW
THAT'S SHE'S POINTING TO THE MAN
478
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,683
WITH THE GIGANTIC HEAD.
479
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,314
I OBJECT!
480
00:19:46,306 --> 00:19:48,686
ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE
CIRCUMFERENCE OF THAT DOME
481
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,768
IS NOT -- [ LAUGHS ]
482
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,480
HA HA HA!
483
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,663
TONY! ARE YOU OKAY?!
484
00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:58,115
TONY? HERE, HERE.
HERE YOU GO.
485
00:19:58,117 --> 00:20:00,697
HERE, SMELL THAT.
SMELL THAT.
486
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,490
NO! I CAN'T EAT!
487
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,532
EW!
488
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,753
WHAT IS THAT?
489
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:08,585
[ LAUGHING ]
490
00:20:08,588 --> 00:20:11,588
NO! I CAN'T EAT!
I'M FASTING!
[ LAUGHS ]
491
00:20:11,591 --> 00:20:14,211
[ LAUGHING ]
492
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,553
HERE.
493
00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:19,597
[ LAUGHING ]
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