Original subtitles

MMM. I SMELL COOKIES.

YEP, AND THIS IS THE LAST ONE, TOO.

YOU AND YOUR MOTHER ATE A WHOLE BATCH

OF CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIES BY YOURSELF?

WE SURE DID. QUESTIONS?

YEAH, I GOT A QUESTION.

WHAT? DID YOU ENJOY 'EM, BABY?

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

IF THAT'S THE LAST ONE, COULD YOU SHARE IT WITH ME?

YOU CALL THAT SHARING? WHAT'S THAT?

YOU DON'T WANT IT, I'LL EAT IT.

KADY, I CANNOT BELIEVE

THAT AS GENEROUS AS DADDY IS TO YOU,

YOU WOULDN'T SHARE YOUR COOKIE WITH ME.

DO I NOT PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD?

DO I NOT PUT CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK, FOOD IN YOUR STOMACH?

YOU HAVE TO, OR THEY'LL PUT YOU IN JAIL.

GIVE ME THAT. HUH? LOOK AT THAT.

HEY, THAT WAS MINE!

IT WAS.

SEE, WHEN YOU'RE STINGY, IT MAKES YOU CRUMMY.

OOH!

HELLO, FAMILY.

AND DO YOU SEE THIS SMILE ON MY FACE?

YES, SON, AND I FIND IT DISTURBING.

YOU'LL SMILE, TOO, WHEN YOU HEAR WHAT'S COMING ON TV --

"THE GODFATHER" MARATHON.

[ As Vito Corleone ] YOU COME TO ME

ON THE DAY OF MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING AND ASK ME TO MURDER?!

[ As Fredo Corleone ] I CAN HANDLE THINGS.

I'M SMART, NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS.

NOT DUMB, BUT I SMART, AND I WANT RESPECT!

YOU ACT LIKE A MAN! ACT LIKE A MAN!

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU TWO AND "THE GODFATHER"?

[ Normal voice ] IT'S ONLY THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE, JAY.

OF COURSE YOU LOVE IT, MICHAEL.

MEN ARE THE ONLY ONES IN CHARGE,

AND IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU ANGRY, YOU JUST HAVE THEM WHACKED.

YEAH. YEAH.

SEE, BUT, JAY, LISTEN --

SEE, WOMEN DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LAYERS TO THIS MOVIE.

YEAH, ON THE OUTSIDE,

IT APPEARS TO BE JUST A BANG-BANG SHOOT-'EM-UP,

BUT WHAT IT'S REALLY ABOUT IS ABOUT CORPORATE AMERICA

AND THE COMPLEX RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN FAMILY AND BUSINESS.

REALLY? I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT THE KILLING.

YEAH, WELL, IT'S MOSTLY ABOUT THE KILLING.

YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN SONNY TAKES IT AT THE TOLLBOOTH.

UHH! UHH! UHH!

MAN, GOOD TIMES.

GOOD STUFF.

OKAY, SON, I WANT YOU TO COUNT ME IN.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE IN MY GARAGE BEDROOM.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

[ As Vito Corleone ] KISS THE RING.

SEE YOU LATER, DON CORLEONE.

I'M WORRIED ABOUT FREDO.

HE LICKED MY FINGER.

GO AWAY.

GO CHECK THE MAIL, WILL YOU? IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE TABLE.

WHAT WE GOT?

[ Normal voice ] IT'S MOSTLY GARBAGE.

LET'S SEE -- UH, MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION.

HEY, REFINANCE YOUR HOME -- UH, NO.

JURY DUTY.

WHOA, WHOA.

YOU CAN'T THROW OUT YOUR JURY-DUTY NOTICE.

YES, I DID. LOOK -- SEE RIGHT HERE.

MICHAEL, THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW.

NOT IF YOU DON'T READ IT. I DIDN'T OPEN IT.

THAT IS REALLY TERRIBLE.

JURY DUTY IS YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

YOU SHOULD BE SETTING AN EXAMPLE FOR YOUR CHILDREN.

YOU THINK?

YES, I DO THINK.

THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF YOU WAS IN MY SHOES?

OF COURSE I WOULD.

HEY, GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU GOT ONE, TOO.

YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS HONESTLY,

RIGHT, MICHAEL?

JAY, WILL YOU HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS,

AND LET ME DO WHAT I GOT TO DO TO GET OUT OF THIS DEBACLE HERE?

IF YOU LIE, YOU KNOW THAT'S PERJURY, RIGHT?

JAY, "PERJURY" IS MADE UP OF TWO WORDS --

"PURGE," TO GET OUT,

AND "JURY," WHICH I'M TRYING TO GET OUT OF.

JUST TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, MICHAEL.

OKAY, I'M BEING VERY SERIOUS. HERE'S THE SERIOUS FACE.

VERY NICE.

SHH! I'M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS.

I'M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS

IN A VERY SERIOUS SITUATION HERE, YOUNG LADY!

I AM GONNA KILL YOU.

"MURDER," SHE SAYS! "MURDER"!

JUROR NUMBER FOUR.

YES, YOUR HONOR.

DO YOU HAVE ANY REASON THAT YOU SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED

FROM SERVING ON THIS JURY?

I ABSOLUTELY DO, YOUR HIGHNESS.

WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

WELL, LAST NIGHT I SLEPT WITH JUROR NUMBER SIX.

WHAT?

I MEAN FIVE -- FIVE.

SEE, NUMBER FIVE IS MRS. FOUR.

SHE'S MY WIFE, SO, OBVIOUSLY, WE CAN'T SERVE TOGETHER,

SO I'LL JUST BE LEAVING.

AND IF YOU SEE O.J.,

TELL HIM MICHAEL JACKSON DID THE ONE-GLOVE THING FIRST.

SIT DOWN.

IT IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE

FOR SPOUSES TO SERVE ON THE SAME JURY,

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CASE WHILE YOU'RE AT HOME.

OH, SEE -- WELL, THAT'S A PROBLEM, YOUR HONOR.

SEE, SHE'S VERY CHATTY, AND WE LIVE TOGETHER.

SO, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE.

NO, I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, THEY'RE VERY NICE PEOPLE.

AND I-I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SERVE WITH A WOMAN.

GOOD.

YOU'RE BOTH ACCEPTED AS JURORS

IN THE MATTER OF THE STATE vs. THOMPSON.

YOUR HONOR.

THE FACT IS THAT NOBODY LIKES JURY DUTY,

BUT IF I HAD TO SERVE ON A JURY, I'M GLAD IT'S WITH YOU.

WANT TO KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE IT'S A HUNG JURY.

[ LAUGHS ] NO.

IT'S BECAUSE IT'S EVERY WOMAN'S FANTASY

TO BE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH HER HUSBAND,

AND HE HAS TO LISTEN TO EVERY WORD SHE SAYS.

UH-OH. HERE COMES TROUBLE.

AND WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? WHAT YOU GOT BEHIND YOUR BACK?

NOTHING.

MY SPIDEY SENSES DETECT SOMETHING.

WHAT IS THAT?

LOOK -- A CANDY BAR.

ARE YOU GONNA SHARE IT WITH ME?

SURE. AH-CHOO!

[ SPITTING ]

WELL, THAT'S NOT NICE.

LET'S SEE -- MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER AREA --

AH-CHOO!

AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!

CHOO!

NEVER MIND. I DON'T WANT ANY. THERE YOU GO.

THE FACTS HAVE SHOWN

THAT THE DEFENDANT IS GUILTY OF THE CRIME OF RACKETEERING.

YEP.

HE HAD MOTIVE, OPPORTUNITY,

AND HIS FINGERPRINTS WERE ON THE COMPUTER.

HALLELUJAH.

I TRUST YOU WILL ALL SEE THAT JUSTICE IS DONE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY,

YOU WILL NOW RETIRE TO THE JURY ROOM,

CHOOSE A FOREMAN, AND BEGIN YOUR DELIBERATIONS.

WELL, THIS IS AN OPEN-AND-SHUT CASE.

SHOULD BE A CINCH TO GET THIS VERDICT.

MICHAEL, WE GOT TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

IT'S LIKE THE D.A. SAID -- THE GUY HAD OPPORTUNITY, MOTIVE,

PLUS, HIS FINGERPRINTS ON THE COMPUTER.

AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, LOOK AT HIM.

WHAT ABOUT HIM?

JAY, THE GUY LOOKS GUILTY TO ME,

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

HEY, GUYS, GUYS, LET'S JUST JUMP RIGHT IN AND ELECT A FOREMAN.

HOW 'BOUT YOU?

ME? [ LAUGHS ]

WHY, I'M FLATTERED AND HONORED,

A LITTLE SCARED,

YET DETERMINED TO UPHOLD THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE.

MICHAEL, CAN YOU JUST SAY YES AND GET ON WITH IT?

OKAY, UM, YEAH, I PROMISE TO BE A FAIR AND JUST FOREMAN.

YOU, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY SEAT.

WE CAN SIT HERE AND DEBATE THIS THING TILL THE COWS COME HOME,

BUT WE ALL KNOW

THAT THE "GODFATHER" MARATHON BEGINS TONIGHT.

[ As Marlon Brando ] GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE.

[ As Hyman Roth ] THIS IS THE BUSINESS WE'VE CHOSEN.

[ As Michael Corleone ] I MADE HIM AN OFFER HE COULDN'T REFUSE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HELLO? HELLO? CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS, GUYS?

[ Normal voice ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

LOOK, IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WHAT THE SITUATION IS WITH THIS GUY,

SO LET'S JUST CUT TO THE CHASE.

LET ME SEE A SHOW OF HANDS OF GUILTY.

GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY.

OH, I SEE WE HAVE ONE HOLDOUT.

AND YOUR NAME IS?

YOUR WIFE.

LOOK, MICHAEL --

UM, TECHNICALLY, THE PROPER FORM OF ADDRESS WOULD BE,

"MR. FOREMAN, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE FLOOR."

I MEAN, JUST TECHNICALLY, THAT'S THE WAY THEY DO IT.

OKAY.

MR. FOREMAN, I WOULD LIKE THE FLOOR.

MAKE IT BRIEF, NUMBER FIVE.

THANK YOU.

I THINK WE'RE BEING A LITTLE HASTY HERE.

A MAN'S FREEDOM IS ON THE LINE. HE HAS A FAMILY.

YEAH, HE'S GOT A "FAMILY," ALL RIGHT.

LOOK --

UM, THE FOREMAN SHOULD BE THE ONLY ONE STANDING.

YOU ARE --

IT JUST KEEPS ORDER -- I MEAN, TECHNICALLY.

FINE. I'M SITTING, OKAY?

THANKS, FIVE.

I AM TRYING TO SAY

WE SHOULD AT LEAST TALK ABOUT THE FACTS, GUYS.

OH, BOY. HERE WE GO.

EMOTION OVER LOGIC.

JUST LIKE A WOMAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ SNORTING ]

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING.

DON'T BE CONDESCENDING TOWARDS ME, MR. FOREMAN.

I'M NOT BEING CONDESCENDING, NUMBER FIVE.

IT'S JUST NUMBER EIGHT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY ELSE HERE AGREES.

BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GO HOME AND WATCH "THE GODFATHER" MARATHON.

[ As Marlon Brando ] GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE.

[ As Peter Clemenza ] LEAVE THE GUN. TAKE THE CANNOLIS.

VOTE LIKE A MAN!

[ LAUGHTER ]

DON'T TOUCH ME.

LOOK, THE POINT IS

ANYONE WITH ANY BIT OF SENSE IN THEIR HEADS

CAN SEE THAT THIS MAN IS GUILTY.

SO NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY SENSE?

DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH.

THEN YOU BETTER EITHER DENY --

YOU BETTER EITHER DENY WHAT I JUST SAID, MR. FOREMAN,

OR YOU'RE GONNA NEED FOUR MEN

TO GET MY HANDS FROM AROUND YOUR NECK.

SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA VOTE GUILTY.

NO, I AM NOT GONNA VOTE GUILTY

UNTIL WE HAVE HAD AN IN-DEPTH DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS.

AND I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES.

[ MEN GROANING ]

WELL, WASN'T THAT A GREAT DAY, HUH?

FOLLOWED BY A REALLY WONDERFUL RIDE HOME.

SO, WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'LL START TALKING TO ME AGAIN?

YOU BELITTLED ME IN THERE, MICHAEL.

HOW'D I DO THAT?

BY TREATING ME LIKE AN INFERIOR BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN

WITH THAT WHOLE EMOTION-OVER-LOGIC CRAP.

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE FURTHER DELIBERATIONS ABOUT THIS,

BUT THE JUDGE SAID WE SHOULDN'T DISCUSS THE CASE AT HOME.

YEAH, BUT, MICHAEL -- THE JUDGE SAID.

MICH-- JUDGE...

SAID...

NOT TO TALK ABOUT THE CASE AT HOME.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE CASE.

I FEEL LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE MY BACK TODAY.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE OFFERING IT.

I AM SERIOUS.

I WAS FOLLOWING MY CONSCIENCE TODAY,

AND YOU JUST THREW ME TO THE WOLVES.

YOU AND I ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM,

UNITED AGAINST A COMMON ENEMY.

WE ARE -- THE KIDS.

NOT JUST THE KIDS.

WE HAVE TO PROTECT EACH OTHER,

AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU DID THAT TODAY.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

W-W-WHAT -- WHAT WAS THAT?

I SAID, "YOU'RE RIGHT."

ABSOLUTELY 100% RIGHT. AND I'M SORRY.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TREATED YOU LIKE THAT.

YOU DESERVE BETTER.

THANK YOU, BABY.

I WAS A BAD BOY.

OH! [ LAUGHS ]

THE FOREMAN NEEDS A SPANKING.

WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE?

I GOT TO GO DOWN TO THE VIDEO STORE AND RENT "THE GODFATHER."

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GONNA WATCH IT ON TV TONIGHT.

JAY, I MISSED THE FIRST 15 MINUTES

BECAUSE OF THE LENGTHY DISCUSSIONS.

YOU'VE SEEN "THE GODFATHER" A MILLION TIMES.

YOU KNOW THE BEGINNING IS ONLY THE WEDDING.

[ New York accent ] "JUST THE WEDDING," SHE SAYS.

YOU WANT ME TO SHOW UP 15 MINUTES LATE

TO "THE GODFATHER'S" WEDDING?

YOU WANT A SMACK IN THE MOUTH?

[ New York accent ] GET OUT OF HERE.

THERE YOU GO.

HEY.

I SEE YOU REALLY LIKE THOSE MAFIA MOVIES, HUH?

YEAH, WELL, WHO WOULDN'T LIKE "THE GODFATHER"?

YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY FIND MOST APPEALING?

THE FAMILY CODE, YOU KNOW --

YOU TAKE CARE OF ME, I TAKE CARE OF YOU.

OR THE OPPOSITE --

YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF ME, AND I REALLY TAKE CARE OF YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YEAH, I THINK I-I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

MUCH AS I LIKE "THE GODFATHER,"

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THESE BABIES TONIGHT.

"TO DIE FOR," "JURY DUTY"?

"TO DIE FOR," JURY --"

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "HEAVEN CAN WAIT"?

IS THAT YOUR CAR OUT THERE?

YES...SIR.

THAT IS A BEAUTY.

THANK YOU, SIR.

IT WOULD BE A REAL SHAME IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THAT.

HOW'S YOUR BRAKES?

WORKING.

THE REASON I ASK IS A BIG, HEAVY CAR LIKE THAT,

THOSE BRAKES EVER GIVE WAY, YOU'D BE DEAD.

YEAH, I WOULD.

LIFE IS UNPREDICTABLE.

AT ANY MOMENT,

SOMETHING CATASTROPHIC COULD STRIKE ANY ONE OF US.

YOU GOT A FAMILY?

LOOK, LEAVE THE FAMILY OUT OF THIS, PLEASE.

YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.

I DO.

AT ANY MOMENT, YOU COULD BE SIX FEET UNDER.

AND THEN WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF THEM?

[ Voice breaking ] I DON'T KNOW.

LET ME GIVE YOU SOMETHING.

NO, NOT HERE!

NOT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!

IT'S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO SELL INSURANCE THESE DAYS.

BOSS, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

PIPE BOMBS, PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES, BOOBY TRAPS --

ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] NO! DON'T ANSWER THAT.

WE DON'T ANSWER PHONES AROUND HERE NO MORE, OKAY?

HOW WE SUPPOSED TO DO BUSINESS?

THERE WON'T BE ANY BUSINESS IF WE'RE NOT CAREFUL.

NOW, I DON'T WANT ANYBODY IN OR OUT OF THIS BUILDING.

AW, MAN, COME ON. WE JUST ORDERED PIZZA.

PIZZA? ARE YOU CRAZY?

LOOK, NO MORE PIZZA, LASAGNA, CANNOLIS.

WE ONLY EAT SOUL FOOD AROUND HERE.

ARE YOU IN TROUBLE, BOSS?

ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE IS.

PUT ON A HAT AND A LONG COAT

AND STAND OUTSIDE LIKE YOU'RE PACKING HEAT.

I WANT YOU TO PICK MY KIDS UP FROM SCHOOL.

AND YOU, I WANT YOU TO START MY CAR BEFORE I LEAVE HERE TODAY.

DON'T WORRY.

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY.

BOSS, CALM DOWN, OKAY? NOW, TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.

IT HAS TO DO WITH THIS JURY I'M ON, OKAY?

THE TRIAL IS FOR A MOB GUY.

UH-OH.

UH-OH IS RIGHT.

AND TODAY I GET A VISIT FROM THE "FAMILY."

HIS FAMILY CAME TO SEE YOU?

NO, THE MAFIA.

[ LAUGHTER ]

COME ON, BOSS.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THE MAFIA.

THAT'S A STEREOTYPE PERPETRATED ON THE PUBLIC

BY THE GAY MAFIA IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.

TELL US WHAT HAPPENED EXACTLY.

I'M IN THE VIDEO STORE. BIG GUY COMES IN.

HE TELLS ME EITHER I FIND THE DEFENDANT INNOCENT --

OTHERWISE, I SLEEP WITH THE FISHES.

BOSS, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT, UM, YOU CRAZY.

THAT'S THE WAY THAT WHOLE FAMILY THING WORKS.

FIRST IT STARTS WITH A WARNING.

THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'RE CHOPPING YOU UP,

PUTTING YOU IN A BLENDER, AND SERVING YOU UP LIKE A SMOOTHY.

A CHOCOLATE SMOOTHY.

THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.

SOMETIMES THEY PRY YOUR MOUTH OPEN,

FILL YOUR BODY WITH CEMENT,

AND DUMP YOU IN THE EAST RIVER TILL YOU DROWN.

SOMETIMES THEY DRESS YOU UP IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING

AND MAKE YOU WATCH "CABARET."

NO, WAIT -- THAT'S THE GAY MAFIA.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]

OH, HI, MR. KYLE.

HEY, FRANKLIN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU SCARED ME.

OH, JUST SITTING HERE WAITING FOR KADY

AND PLAYING SOME "GODFATHER."

I SURE DO LOVE "THE GODFATHER."

YOU'VE SEEN "THE GODFATHER"?

IT'S THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

YEAH.

[ As Michael Corleone ] EVERY TIME I TRY TO GET OUT,

THEY PULL ME BACK IN.

[ Normal voice ] THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT KADY.

[ PLAYING RESUMES ]

HEY, ENOUGH WITH THAT, SCHROEDER.

[ PLAYING STOPS, PIANO LID CLOSES ]

HI, FRANKLIN.

HELLO, MY REASON FOR BEING.

HEY, YOU HAVE CAKE.

YEAH. WANT SOME?

I'D LOVE SOME.

ACTUALLY, YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL.

THANKS.

WAIT A MINUTE.

JUST A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE.

WHY DO YOU SHARE WITH FRANKLIN, BUT YOU WON'T SHARE WITH ME?

MAY I SPEAK FOR YOU?

SURE.

MR. KYLE, THE REASON WHY KADY DOESN'T SHARE WITH YOU

IS BECAUSE YOU TELL HER SHE HAS TO.

UH-HUH.

YOU SEE, TRUE SHARING IS A GIFT

FROM ONE OPEN HEART TO ANOTHER.

DIDN'T YOU SEE THE MICHAEL JACKSON SPECIAL?

YOU CAN'T DICTATE IT.

YOU JUST HAVE TO LET IT HAPPEN,

LIKE THIS.

MR. KYLE, WOULD YOU LIKE MY PIECE OF CAKE?

GET OUT.

EXCUSE ME?

TAKE THE CAKE AND GO, LIBERACE.

[ SNAPS FINGERS ] COME ON, COME ON.

DON'T COME IN HERE TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY FAMILY, BUDDY.

JUST GIVE HIM TIME.

YOU'RE JUST DRIVING ME INTO HIS ARMS, DADDY.

[ LAUGHS ]

8, 9, 10 GUILTY VOTES.

NUMBER FIVE, HOW DO YOU VOTE?

THE SAME WAY I HAVE FROM THE BEGINNING.

I AM STILL ON THE FENCE.

COME ON.

JUST LOOK AT THE GUY. HE'S GUILTY.

YOU'RE THE ONLY HOLDOUT.

ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT.

YES. SEE, I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING ABOUT THIS,

AND I'VE LEARNED A WONDERFUL LESSON

FROM MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE HERE.

SEE, A LOT OF TIMES, US GUYS DON'T PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION

TO OUR PARTNERS IN THIS GREAT JOURNEY WE CALL LIFE.

IT'S EASY FOR US TO SAY,

"YEAH, THEY'RE EMOTIONAL, ILLOGICAL CREATURES."

BUT I ASK YOU --

IS IT WRONG TO BE EMOTIONAL

WHEN A MAN'S FREEDOM IS ON THE LINE?

IS IT WRONG WHEN THE PROOF OF GUILT IS UNCERTAIN?

THAT'S RIGHT.

SOMEWHERE IN THIS GATHERING STORM,

THERE HAS TO BE A VOICE OF REASON.

AND IF WE HAVE TO BE THAT LONE VOICE

OUT IN THE WILDERNESS CRYING OUT,

[ Imitating echoes ] "STOP THE MADNESS...

"THE MADNESS...

"THE MADNESS...

MADNESS."

THEN SO BE IT...

SO BE IT...SO BE IT.

AMEN!

IF NECESSARY, WE WILL STAND ALONE,

BECAUSE FRIENDS, GENTLEMEN,

ON THIS DAY, WE CANNOT --

NO, WE SHALL NOT --

NO, WE SHAN'T NOT --

NO...WE WILL NOT LET THIS GREAT INJUSTICE OCCUR.

RIGHT ON!

WHAT ARE YOU -- CRAZY? WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?

YESTERDAY, YOU WERE POSITIVE HE WAS GUILTY.

LOOK, IN ALL FAIRNESS TO MICHAEL, THERE IS A REASON.

YESTERDAY MICHAEL SAID THAT HE WAS VISITED BY THE MAFIA --

IT'S OKAY, MICHAEL.

HE THINKS HE WAS VISITED BY THE MAFIA

AND THAT THEY ARE GOING TO KILL HIM

IF HE DOESN'T VOTE INNOCENT.

THAT WAS PILLOW TALK, JAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WAIT, WAIT. DID THE GUY ACTUALLY GO --

[ As Michael Corleone ] I KNOW IT WAS YOU, FREDO,

AND YOU BROKE MY HEART?

THE MAFIA!

YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS GUY.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAW THOSE BEADY EYES.

HE WAS A STONE-COLD KILLER!

HEY, LOOK, IT'S THE BAILIFF.

EXCUSE ME.

ACCORDING TO SECTION 398756, STROKE 29B

OF THE CONNECTICUT JUDICIAL CODE,

APPERTAINING TO EMENDATIONS OF EVIDENCE-SHARED PROCEEDINGS,

AND IN ACCORDANCE WITH RESULTS OF ASSENCION vs. GUADALUPE,

YOUR HONORABLE JUDGE GARAMEDIAN WOULD LIKE FOR YOU

TO SUSPEND DELIBERATIONS AND SEE HIM IN COURT.

THERE'S BEEN A MAJOR DEVELOPMENT IN THE CASE.

SO THE JUDGE IS READY FOR US?

YEP.

HEY.

HEY. SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE CASE?

IT WAS DISMISSED.

IT TURNS OUT THE REAL PERPETRATOR WAS ARRESTED

ON A DIFFERENT CHARGE

AND CONFESSED TO THIS CRIME IN A PLEA BARGAIN.

SEE, DAD KNEW THAT THE GUY WAS INNOCENT ALL ALONG.

SEE I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS CRYING OUT FOR PATIENCE

IN THE ROOM.

I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

"IF THE GLOVE DON'T FIT, WE MUST ACQUIT.

"IF THE SHOE'S TOO TIGHT, WE SEND HIM HOME TONIGHT.

IF THE MAN AIN'T WRONG, WE GOT TO SEND HIM ALONG."

MICHAEL.

IF I DON'T SHUT UP, YOU'RE GONNA THROW UP?

YEAH.

SO IF THE GUY DIDN'T DO IT,

YOU WEREN'T REALLY THREATENED BY THE MAFIA.

[ LAUGHS ] COME ON. I NEVER BELIEVED IN THAT.

I WAS JUST PLAYING A ROLE.

SEE, I HAD TO GET INTO THE MIND OF A JUROR AS THE FOREMAN.

THE FOREMAN'S JOB IS TO REALLY ANALYZE THINGS FROM AN --

[ BANG! ]

AAH! THEY'RE SHOOTING! THEY'RE SHOOTING!

AAH!

THE TRIAL IS FOR A MOB GUY.

UH-OH.

UH-OH IS RIGHT, OKAY?

UH-OH IS RIGHT, OKAY?

UH-OH IS RIGHT!

I DON'T KNOW THE LINE.

"IF THE GLOVE DON'T FIT, WE GOT TO ACQUIT, YOU KNOW?

"IF -- IF -- IF -- IF -- IF IT AIN'T RIGHT,

WE CAN'T CONVICT HIM TONIGHT."

AND IF THE THING AIN'T REAL,

WE GOT TO GO BACK AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.

[ LAUGHS ]

SO, WHY YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME?