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MMM, MMM, MMM.
WHAT'S WRONG?
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WHAT IS GOING ON
IN THE WORLD TODAY?
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EVERY TIME YOU
PICK UP THE PAPER,
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ANOTHER CHILD IS MISSING.
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SEND YOUR KID OUT TO SHOOT
HOOPS, HE MAY GET SHOT.
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HEY, DAD.
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YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THE
VICTIMS OF CEREAL KILLERS
[serial]
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ALWAYS END UP ON THE BACK
OF THE MILK CARTON?
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YEAH.
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AND WHAT DO YOU EAT
MILK WITH?
CEREAL?
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EXACTLY.
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COINCIDENCE?
I THINK NOT.
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YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT BE
ONTO SOMETHING.
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I KNOW I AM!
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YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT
PANCAKE KILLERS
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OR BACON KILLERS
OR OATMEAL KILLERS.
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IT'S ALWAYS
THE "CEREAL" KILLERS.
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YOU KNOW,
IF YOU POKE ME ONE MORE TIME,
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THAT'S GONNA BE
YOUR PICTURE.
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OH. SORRY.
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EXACTLY.
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OH. THIS IS CRAZY.
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BABE, YOU'RE CATASTROPHISING.
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CATASTROPHISING?
IS THAT A REAL WORD?
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YEAH.
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I GOT THE MAIL
AND SOME CANDY.
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CA-- WHERE DID YOU GET CANDY?
SPIT THAT OUT!
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SPIT IT OUT!
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YOU DON'T TAKE CANDY
FROM THE MAILMAN.
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I KNOW THAT.
I GOT IT FROM MOMMY.
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OH...
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THERE YOU ARE.
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KADY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I ALMOST FORGOT YOUR INDIAN
PRINCESS'S CAMPING WEEKEND
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IS COMING UP
AT THE ROSENBERG'S.
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WHO'S THE ROSENBERGS?
I DON'T KNOW THEM.
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THEY'RE NICE, MICHAEL.
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I'M SURE THEY'RE NICE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW THEM.
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SO IF THERE'S GONNA BE
ANY CAMPING DONE,
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LET IT BE DONE
IN OUR OWN BACKYARD.
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THEY'RE GONNA NEED A LEADER.
ARE YOU GONNA BE THE CHIEF?
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I'LL BE THE CHIEF.
I'LL WATCH THE GAME,
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THEN I'LL GO OUT
AND PLAY INDIAN.
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YOU HAVE TO BE WITH THEM
THE WHOLE DAY AND NIGHT.
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YOU GOTTA TEACH THEM THE CULTURE
AND THE HISTORY
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OF NATIVE AMERICANS --
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THE ARTS, CRAFTS, DANCING,
ALL OF THAT.
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FINE. I CAN DO THAT.
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OKAY.
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AT LEAST I'LL KNOW
WHERE MY BABY IS.
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OH, GOODY!
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I'LL GO CALL RACHEL
AND CHARLOTTE!
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THOSE ARE
THE ONLY TWO PRINCESSES?
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THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES
I LIKE.
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Claire: MOM! DAD!
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CAN YOU COME UP HERE?
I WANNA TALK TO YOU.
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OH, I WONDER WHAT
THIS IS ABOUT.
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OHH.
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I'M CATASTROPHISED.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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THANK YOU FOR COMING.
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
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CAN I GET THAT
FOR YOU?
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PLEASE DO, HUSBAND.
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I HAVE A PROPOSITION
FOR YOU.
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OH, COME ON, CLAIRE.
NOT ANOTHER PROPOSITION.
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[ Imitating Claire ]
MOM, DAD,
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CAN I BORROW AGAINST MY COLLEGE
FUND FOR A NEW JEANS JACKET?
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I REMEMBER THAT.
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OKAY.
OKAY.
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THAT WAS REACHING,
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BUT I THINK WE'RE ALL
GONNA LIKE THIS NEW PROPOSAL.
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AH, VISUAL AIDS.
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ALL RIGHT, CURRENTLY,
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MY WEEKEND CURFEW
IS 11:00.
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NOW, SINCE I LEAVE AT 7:00, THAT
GIVES ME A FOUR-HOUR BLOCK --
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ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR --
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FOUR --
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OF UNSUPERVISED FREE TIME.
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NOW, HERE'S WHAT
I'M PROPOSING.
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I WOULD LIKE
TO MOVE MY CURFEW --
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NOT CHANGE IT,
BUT MOVE IT.
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IN THIS NEW SCENARIO,
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MY TIME OF DEPARTURE
WILL BE 11:00, NOT 7:00,
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EFFECTIVELY SHIFTING MY CURFEW
FROM 11:00 P.M. TO 3:00 A.M.
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AM I GOING TOO FAST?
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WE'RE KEEPING UP.
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SHIFTING. GOT IT.
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OKAY. NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY
WONDERING,
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"WON'T YOU BE TIRED, CLAIRE?"
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I WAS JUST THINKING
THE SAME THING.
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READING MY MIND.
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AND YOU SHOULD BE, FATHER,
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BECAUSE THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION
FOR CONCERNED PARENTS,
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BUT THE ANSWER IS "NO,"
AND HERE'S WHY.
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AHH.
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THE 7:00 TO 11:00 SHIFT
BECOMES CLAIRE'S NAP TIME.
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SO, AS YOU CAN SEE,
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I'M REALLY ASKING
FOR NOTHING AT ALL.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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MICHAEL --
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I'M GONNA STAND UP
FOR THIS.
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I'M GONNA MOVE
OUT YOUR WAY.
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JUST CLEAR THE ROOM
FOR THIS.
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THE ANSWER...TO THAT...IS...
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AAH.
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AAAH. AAH.
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AAAH. AAAH. AAH.
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AAAAAAH.
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AAH AAH AAH AAH AAH.
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AAH. AAH. AAH. AAH. AAH.
AAH. AAH.
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AAAAH --
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NO.
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HA HA HA!
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17 SECONDS.
THAT'S A NEW "AAAH" RECORD.
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I FEEL -- AAAAH -- TIRED.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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YOU CAN'T KEEP ME
LOCKED UP FOREVER!
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NO, JUST BETWEEN THE HOURS
OF 11:00 AND 3:00.
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YOU PEOPLE ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN PRISON!
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YOU KNOW, ONE DAY, I'M GONNA BE
GROWN UP,
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AND THEN I'LL REMEMBER.
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I'LL REMEMBER.
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I'LL REMEMBER!
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I'LL REMEMBER!
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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HEY, TONY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YOU ALWAYS CALL
BEFORE YOU COME OVER.
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THAT WAS THE OLD TONY --
PREDICTABLE, SAFE TONY.
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THE NEW TONY -- HE JUST SHOWS UP
WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT.
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UNLESS THIS IS
A BAD TIME.
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NO, IT'S FINE.
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WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
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I GOTTA CHANGE MY LIFE,
CLAIRE.
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WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?
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YOU KNOW MY HAMSTER --
MR. JINGLES?
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HE JUST DIED.
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YOU KNOW, HE SPENT HIS WHOLE
LIFE IN A BOX, CLAIRE.
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I DON'T WANNA END UP
LIKE MR. JINGLES.
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[ Crying ] MR. JINGLES!
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, TONY.
DON'T CRY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE OLD TONY WOULD CRY.
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BUT THE NEW TONY --
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YOU KNOW, HE'S GONNA
TAKE CHANCES, DARN IT!
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SORRY. DID I OFFEND YOU?
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NO.
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I'M GONNA BE FREE.
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I'M JUST GONNA DO THINGS
THAT ARE CRAZY.
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LIKE WHAT?
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I'M GONNA RUN WITH SCISSORS.
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I'M GONNA LOOK ONE WAY
BEFORE CROSSING.
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I'VE EVEN BEEN LISTENING
TO MY DAD'S RAP COLLECTION.
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF A GUY NAMED VANILLA ICE?
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THAT GUY IS GOOD!
RIGHT?
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WOW. THIS CHANGE IN YOU
IS AMAZING.
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I JUST WANNA BUST OUT
AND GO BONKERS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, TONY?
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I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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I'M GOING THROUGH
EXACTLY THE SAME THING!
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I FEEL SO...RESTRICTED.
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YEAH!
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LIKE I'M IN A STRAITJACKET.
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YEAH! I CAN'T BREATHE!
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YEAH! IT'S LIKE
I CAN'T BREATHE, EITHER!
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NO! I MEAN REALLY.
I CAN'T BREATHE!
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OH, SIT DOWN.
I'LL GET A BAG FOR YOU.
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NO, IT'S OKAY.
I BROUGHT ONE.
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THAT'S IT.
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NICE, SLOW,
DEEP BREATHS.
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[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
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WOW. WHAT A RUSH.
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THERE'S NO HIGH
LIKE A CARBON-MONOXIDE HIGH.
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LET'S GO CRAZY TOGETHER.
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YEAH. WHAT DO YOU
WANNA DO?
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THERE'S A PARTY
SATURDAY AT MIDNIGHT.
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LET'S SNEAK OUT
AND GO TO IT.
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WHOA. NO.
I DON'T KNOW.
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THAT'S JUST NUTS.
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THE ONLY TIME I'VE BEEN ABLE
TO STAY UP TILL MIDNIGHT
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WAS FOR MIDNIGHT MASS.
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AND EVEN THEN, I GOT SLEEPY,
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BUT THAT WAS PROBABLY JUST
BECAUSE OF THE SOUND
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OF THE ORGAN
AND THE SMELL OF THE CANDLES.
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DO YOU WANNA GET WILD
OR DON'T YOU?
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LET'S DO IT.
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DAD, CAN YOU HELP US?
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[ Native American accent ]
CHIEF SOARING EAGLE BUSY NOW.
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Man: WHAT A GREAT GAME.
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THE WARRIORS VERSUS THE WIZARDS
FOR THE CONFERENCE FINAL.
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IT'S AS IF MICHAEL JORDAN
IS REBORN --
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HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU MAKE CHIEF ANGRY.
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[ GROWLING ]
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[ GIGGLES ]
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CHIEF MUST KNOW WHO WIN CONTEST
BETWEEN WIZARDS/WARRIORS.
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THERE WERE NO RADIOS
IN INDIAN TIMES.
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YOU ARE WRONG,
OH, HAIR-OF-FIRE.
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THERE WAS TIME
WHEN BIG CONTEST
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WAS BROADCAST
WITH SMOKE SIGNAL.
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PROBLEM WAS,
SCORE WAS ALWAYS ZERO.
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SO THEY INVENT
SILENT SMOKE SIGNAL.
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OH, SOMEBODY'S BLOWING SMOKE,
ALL RIGHT.
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YOU HAVE ATTITUDE.
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SORRY, DAD.
NO RADIO TONIGHT.
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THAT'S RIGHT, MICHAEL.
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YOU HAVE TO FOCUS
ON THESE GIRLS.
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YOU'RE THE CHIEF.
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CHIEF IS FOCUSED.
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CHIEF WAS JUST FINISHING
LAST TEPEE...
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WHICH WILL DOUBLE
AS CASINO.
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WE ALREADY HAVE TONY DANZA
BOOKED FOR GRAND OPENING.
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THAT'S A LIE!
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HE'S BEEN SITTING THERE
LISTENING TO THE RADIO
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ALL DAY LONG!
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HUSH, 'EM, SPOTTED-FACE.
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MICHAEL, WILL YOU STOP
GOOFING AROUND?!
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NAME NOT MICHAEL.
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NAME CHIEF BIG SOARING --
COO-COO! COO-COO! -- EAGLE.
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MORE LIKE BALD EAGLE.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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I WILL SCALP YOU,
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AND YOU WILL LOOK
LIKE LITTLE CHICKEN.
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MICHAEL, YOU PROMISED TO --
AND I QUOTE --
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"HONOR THE WAYS
AND THE SPIRITS
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OF THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE
OF THIS EARTH,"
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WHICH MEANS YOU ARE
GOING TO TEACH THESE GIRLS --
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SILENCE!
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MAIDEN NO TELL CHIEF
HOW TO ACT,
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WHAT TO DO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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MICHAEL, IF YOU EVER
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WANNA GET INTO THIS MAIDEN'S
WIGWAM AGAIN,
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YOU'LL DO AS I SAY.
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YES,
OH, POKED-OUT HIGHNESS.
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HEY!
234
00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:01,998
I SEE WHERE YOU HAVE HIDDEN
SACRED DRUM.
235
00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:05,383
CAN'T WAIT
TO BANG DRUM SLOWLY.
236
00:09:06,466 --> 00:09:07,836
ARE YOU KIDDING, ERICA?
237
00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:10,218
MY PARENTS WOULD NEVER
LET ME GO TO THE PARTY TONIGHT,
238
00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:12,090
BUT I'M GOING ANYWAY.
239
00:09:12,092 --> 00:09:14,132
SIMPLE. TONY'S GONNA COME
AND SNEAK ME OUT OF MY ROOM
240
00:09:14,134 --> 00:09:15,394
AT MIDNIGHT, AND THEN --
241
00:09:15,385 --> 00:09:17,095
OH, HERE COMES MY MOM.
I GOTTA GO.
242
00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:18,557
TALK TO YOU LATER.
243
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,268
HI. WHO WAS ON THE PHONE?
244
00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:23,350
IT WOULD BE NICE IF I GET
SOME PRIVACY AROUND HERE.
245
00:09:23,353 --> 00:09:25,193
THIN ICE, CLAIRE.
THIN ICE.
246
00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:27,685
I'M TELLING YOU.
THESE KIDS ARE DRIVING --
247
00:09:27,688 --> 00:09:29,028
AND LOOK AT THIS MESS.
248
00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:31,149
DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M
A MAID AROUND --
249
00:09:31,151 --> 00:09:31,951
[ SCREAMS ]
250
00:09:31,952 --> 00:09:33,032
HI, MAMA.
251
00:09:33,033 --> 00:09:35,963
JUNIOR!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BOY?
252
00:09:35,956 --> 00:09:37,906
JUST DOING A LITTLE
SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT.
253
00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:40,078
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW I SMELL TO OTHERS
254
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,330
BY LAYING UNDER MY OWN
DIRTY LAUNDRY.
255
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,423
AND WHAT DID YOU
DETERMINE, SON?
256
00:09:45,415 --> 00:09:47,705
YOU KNOW,
IT'S KINDA TRICKY.
257
00:09:47,708 --> 00:09:50,258
THERE'S SO MANY ODORS
TO WORK WITH,
258
00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:52,840
FROM FEET TO ARMPIT
TO CROTCH.
259
00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,853
YOU KNOW, IT'S A --
260
00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,555
A SYMPHONY OF SMELL,
261
00:09:56,556 --> 00:09:59,096
A SMORGASBORD OF STENCH,
262
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,889
A FESTIVAL OF FRAGRANCE,
263
00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,982
A PARTY OF P.U.s.
264
00:10:03,984 --> 00:10:07,114
INTRIGUING...ISN'T IT?
265
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,937
GO HELP YOUR FATHER
WITH THE DOGGONE TEPEE.
266
00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:10,990
OKAY, OKAY.
267
00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:14,533
PARTY OF P.U.s.
268
00:10:14,534 --> 00:10:16,954
[ SNIFFS ] EW!
269
00:10:17,998 --> 00:10:19,078
HE'S RIGHT.
270
00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:25,089
THE BOY...
THE BOY IS RIGHT.
271
00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:28,456
[ WHISTLING ]
272
00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,668
[ GIGGLES ]
273
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,380
WHAT'S FUNNY?
274
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,051
NOTHING.
275
00:10:33,053 --> 00:10:36,933
[ WHISTLING ]
276
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,057
[ GIGGLES ]
277
00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:42,219
COME ON, TELL ME.
I WANNA LAUGH, TOO.
278
00:10:42,222 --> 00:10:44,692
IT'S NOTHING, POP.
279
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:47,645
[ WHISTLING ]
280
00:10:49,189 --> 00:10:51,819
HA HA HA!
281
00:10:51,822 --> 00:10:52,982
HA HA HA!
282
00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,033
WHAT, BOY?
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
283
00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:55,874
WHAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY?
284
00:10:55,866 --> 00:10:57,196
OKAY, OKAY!
285
00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:58,277
I CAN'T JUST TELL YOU
286
00:10:58,278 --> 00:11:01,038
THAT CLAIRE'S SNEAKING OUT
TONIGHT WITH TONY.
287
00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:03,371
THAT WOULD BE TATTLING.
YOU HAVE TO GUESS.
288
00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:05,553
OKAY. IS CLAIRE
SNEAKING OUT WITH TONY?
289
00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:08,085
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
SHE IS.
290
00:11:08,088 --> 00:11:09,128
HOW?
291
00:11:09,129 --> 00:11:10,459
ARE YOU ASKING ME
A QUESTION
292
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,000
OR ARE YOU
SPEAKING INDIAN?
293
00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:15,392
[ WHISTLES ]
294
00:11:15,385 --> 00:11:17,135
OW!
295
00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:19,057
OKAY.
296
00:11:19,059 --> 00:11:22,889
I DON'T KNOW THE DETAILS,
BUT HE'S COMING AT MIDNIGHT.
297
00:11:22,893 --> 00:11:25,363
HE'S GONNA ROLL UP TO THE CURB
IN A BLACK SEDAN,
298
00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:27,605
AND HE'S GONNA USE THE LADDER
IN THE BUSHES
299
00:11:27,607 --> 00:11:28,607
UNDER CLAIRE'S WINDOW.
300
00:11:28,608 --> 00:11:29,648
THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
301
00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:31,359
YOU DON'T KNOW
NO DETAILS.
302
00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:34,231
NO, BUT IF I FIND OUT ANY
SPECIFIC PARTICULARS,
303
00:11:34,234 --> 00:11:36,164
YOU'LL BE THE FIRST
TO KNOW.
304
00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:38,196
[ WHISTLES ]
305
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,818
OW!
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
306
00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:43,662
I JUST LIKE THE WAY
THAT SOUNDS.
307
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:54,329
OH, IF IT ISN'T
LITTLE PAIN IN BUTT.
308
00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,434
I JUST TALKED TO MEGAN
FROM THE ROSENBERG'S TRIBE,
309
00:11:57,427 --> 00:11:59,887
THEY JUST BUILT A FIRE
FROM SCRATCH!
310
00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,050
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
311
00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:04,181
ALL WE'RE DOING
IS WAITING ON YOU HAND AND FOOT.
312
00:12:04,184 --> 00:12:06,984
YES, YES, BECAUSE
YOU ARE A MAIDEN,
313
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:10,607
AND A MAIDEN MUST TEND TO THE
NEEDS OF THE CHIEF!
314
00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:13,610
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
YOU'RE OVERLY SIMPLIFYING THIS.
315
00:12:13,613 --> 00:12:16,203
THE NATIVE AMERICANS HAD A VERY
ADVANCED CULTURE.
316
00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:17,196
HOW?
317
00:12:17,197 --> 00:12:19,067
ARE YOU ASKING ME
A QUESTION
318
00:12:19,069 --> 00:12:22,199
OR YOU DOING A CRUEL PARODY
OF A NOBLE PEOPLE?
319
00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:25,962
I WAS ASKING A QUESTION
AS TO HOW HOW HOW?
320
00:12:25,956 --> 00:12:27,206
FOR INSTANCE,
321
00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:29,957
THEY WERE THE FIRST
TO OPENLY ACCEPT GAY PEOPLE.
322
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:34,840
YES, MANY KNOW THE TALE
OF LITTLE DROP THE TOMAHAWK.
323
00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:36,675
THIS IS STUPID.
324
00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:39,086
WE'RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING
ABOUT BEING INDIANS.
325
00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:40,089
YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT.
326
00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:41,590
HERE'S YOUR BEER.
327
00:12:41,591 --> 00:12:43,261
AH, YOU HAVE DONE WELL.
328
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,103
YOU ARE NOW
LITTLE FETCH-ME-BEER.
329
00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:49,806
YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF
A SEAT AROUND THE HIBACHI.
330
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,850
COME, LET US TELL TALES --
WISE TALES.
331
00:12:52,853 --> 00:12:55,493
MANY, MANY MOONS AGO
332
00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,945
THERE WAS
PRINCESS CLAIRE-WATHA
333
00:12:57,948 --> 00:13:01,238
AND SHE WAS THE DAUGHTER
OF THE GREATEST CHIEF EVER.
334
00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:04,241
AND ONE DAY, A BRAVE
FROM ANOTHER VILLAGE
335
00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:07,464
CAME TO STEAL AWAY
PRINCESS CLAIRE-WATHA,
336
00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:10,457
AND THIS MADE THE CHIEF
VERY, VERY ANGRY.
337
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:11,540
WAIT A MINUTE.
338
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,541
CLAIRE-WATHA?
339
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,303
IS THIS JUST A THINLY VEILED
REFERENCE TO YOUR ACTUAL LIFE?
340
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:21,797
AM I THAT TRANSPARENT?
341
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,181
THAT IS WHAT IT IS.
342
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:25,233
CLAIRE-WATHA WILL BE
STOLEN TONIGHT.
343
00:13:25,225 --> 00:13:28,015
AND I NEED MY BRAVETTES
TO HELP ME TO ENSURE
344
00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:30,268
THAT SHE STAYS HERE
IN THE VILLAGE.
345
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,770
CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
346
00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:33,141
YES.
YES.
YES.
347
00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:36,493
NO. WITH FEELING, WITH ZEST.
CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
348
00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:37,736
YES!
YES!
349
00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:38,857
A LITTLE LOUDER.
350
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:43,109
YES!!
YES!!
YES!!
351
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,503
GOOD. THEN TONIGHT,
WE MAKE WAR.
352
00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:49,325
[ IMITATING NATIVE AMERICAN
CHANT ]
353
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,211
All: ♪ NINE LITTLE, EIGHT
LITTLE, SEVEN LITTLE INDIANS ♪
354
00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:56,304
♪ SIX LITTLE, FIVE LITTLE,
FOUR LITTLE INDIANS ♪
355
00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:59,216
♪ THREE LITTLE, TWO LITTLE,
ONE LITTLE INDIAN ♪
356
00:13:59,219 --> 00:14:01,009
♪ TEN LITTLE INDIAN BOYS ♪
357
00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:04,131
♪ YA YA YA YA YA YA YA ♪
358
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,136
YES.
NOW THAT WE HAVE CHANTED
359
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:11,518
THE SACRED SONG
OF OUR ANCIENT PEOPLE,
360
00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:13,851
IT IS TIME TO PREPARE
OUR FACES FOR WAR WITH PAINT.
361
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,403
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
362
00:14:16,396 --> 00:14:18,976
NOW, STEP-UM FORWARD.
363
00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:21,779
CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND LOOK TO THE MOON.
364
00:14:21,781 --> 00:14:23,241
THIS.
365
00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:25,253
COOL!
366
00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:30,075
STEP FORWARD, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
LOOK TO THE MOON.
367
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,290
THAT'S GREAT!
368
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,661
[ CHUCKLES ]
369
00:14:32,662 --> 00:14:35,302
STEP FORWARD,
LOOK TO THE MOON.
370
00:14:36,997 --> 00:14:38,587
AWESOME!
371
00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:41,298
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO LEARN
THE WAR DANCE?
372
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:43,591
RIGHT NOW,
LITTLE ROUND-FACE.
373
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:49,273
[ CHANTING ]
374
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:56,404
THAT WAR DANCE
LOOKS LIKE THE ROBOT.
375
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,606
OH, YOU ARE WISE.
376
00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:02,229
THAT IS BECAUSE WE MUST BE
BRAVE LIKE ROBOTS.
377
00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:06,082
[ CHANTING RESUMES ]
378
00:15:07,787 --> 00:15:09,947
WHAT IS THAT FOOL
DOING OUT THERE?
379
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,290
WHO CARES?
380
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,661
I JUST CAME TO GET A DRINK
BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP.
381
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,003
SLEEP?
382
00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:16,745
SINCE WHEN DO YOU GO TO BED
AT 8:00 ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
383
00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:18,496
WELL, SINCE I CAN'T
EXTEND MY CURFEW,
384
00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,298
MIGHT AS WELL JUST SLEEP
MY LIFE AWAY.
385
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,210
OH, CLAIRE, STOP BEING
SO DRAMATIC.
386
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,002
YOU YELL AT ME
WHEN I WANT TO GO OUT,
387
00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:26,434
THEN WHEN I WANT TO STAY IN.
I CAN'T WIN WITH YOU.
388
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,506
NO, YOU CAN'T WIN WITH THAT
LITTLE SNOTTY ATTITUDE.
389
00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:30,048
WELL, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
390
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:32,850
I'LL BE IN MY ROOM
WHERE I CAN HAVE SOME PRIVACY.
391
00:15:32,852 --> 00:15:34,762
YEAH, BE MY GUEST,
AND WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE,
392
00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:36,364
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND
A NEW PERSONALITY,
393
00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:37,646
ONE A LITTLE MORE PLEASANT
TO BE AROUND!
394
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:38,857
GRRRRR!
395
00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:41,398
THAT'S NOT IT,
BUT KEEP TRYING.
396
00:15:45,325 --> 00:15:46,565
[ ALARM BEEPS ]
397
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:54,369
11:55. TIME TO WAKE UP
THE BRAVES.
398
00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:55,424
BA-CAW, BA-CAW!
399
00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:57,035
[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]
400
00:15:57,037 --> 00:15:59,747
SHH! SHH! IT'S JUST ME.
IT'S JUST ME.
401
00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:03,459
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD
THAT WAS GONNA SWOOP DOWN,
402
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,183
GRAB ME IN ITS TALONS,
AND RIP ME APART PIECE BY PIECE.
403
00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:08,587
WHAT ARE YOU ON?
404
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:12,428
RITALIN, BUT I'M STILL
MESSING WITH THE DOSAGE.
405
00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,472
NO. NO, NO.
THAT WAS THE SIGNAL.
406
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,734
REMEMBER THE SIGNAL?
REMEMBER WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO?
407
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,397
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
408
00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:20,399
SHHH! SHHH!
409
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,360
♪ ICE, ICE, BABY ♪
410
00:16:22,362 --> 00:16:25,322
THE ENEMY SOUNDS HIS DRUMS.
YOU HEAR THAT?
411
00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:27,105
THAT MEANS HE'S CLOSE.
412
00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:29,067
OKAY,
THE DRUMS HAVE STOPPED.
413
00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:31,409
THAT MEANS IT IS TIME
FOR BATTLE.
414
00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:33,451
LET'S GO TO WAR!
LET'S GO!
415
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,327
SHH!
416
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:44,502
OKAY. IT'S GONNA
HAPPEN SOON.
417
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,514
I SEE THE ENEMY.
418
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:53,050
OKAY, IT'S ABOUT
TO HAPPEN!
419
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,473
READY...
420
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:57,185
AIM...
421
00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:58,227
FIRE!
422
00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:04,351
YES! ATTACK HIM!
ATTACK HIM! ATTACK HIM!
423
00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:06,244
[ GIRLS SQUEAL ]
424
00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:10,147
TWIRL HIM.
BRING HIM TO ME.
425
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,570
[ PANTING ]
426
00:17:12,572 --> 00:17:14,322
HI, MR. KYLE.
427
00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:18,576
TAKE HIM AWAY.
428
00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:20,328
OH, OH! AAAH!
429
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,500
[ GROANS ]
430
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:26,843
[ KNOCKING ]
431
00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:29,466
Hurry! I don't wanna
wake up old baldy!
432
00:17:29,469 --> 00:17:30,589
TOO LATE.
433
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,050
[ SCREAMS ]
434
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:36,311
[ GIRLS WHOOPING ]
435
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,676
OKAY, THAT IS ENOUGH.
436
00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:39,847
DO WE GET TO
SET HIM ON FIRE NOW?
437
00:17:39,849 --> 00:17:41,769
YES, I WILL GO GET
THE MATCHES.
438
00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:42,891
NO! NO!
439
00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:44,642
[ GIRLS CHEERING ]
440
00:17:44,644 --> 00:17:45,824
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
441
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,395
WE SHOULD LET HIM GO
BACK TO HIS VILLAGE,
442
00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:48,987
SO HE MAY TELL OTHERS
WHAT HAPPENS
443
00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:50,398
WHEN THEY TRY TO MESS
WITH OUR WOMEN.
444
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,950
THANK YOU.
445
00:17:52,952 --> 00:17:55,372
MR. KYLE, I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
446
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,405
I'VE BEEN LISTENING
TO VANILLA ICE,
447
00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:59,697
AND IT'S JUST PUT CRAZY,
DEVIL IDEAS INTO MY HEAD,
448
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,699
AND I PROMISE IT'LL NEVER
HAPPEN AGAIN.
449
00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:03,411
YOU SURE
ABOUT THAT?
YES.
450
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:04,703
OW!
451
00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:06,384
GOOD.
452
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,626
THANK YOU.
453
00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:10,417
CLAIRE, CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME
FOR LEADING YOU ASTRAY?
454
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,170
YEAH, I GUESS.
455
00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:14,712
THANK YOU,
AND ONCE AGAIN, CLAIRE,
456
00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:15,814
I'M SORRY.
457
00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:18,555
MR. KYLE, I'M SORRY.
458
00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,638
GIRLS, I'M SORRY.
459
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,720
I'M JUST SORRY I WAS
EVER BORN!
460
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,444
[ SOBBING ]
461
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,358
HOW MUCH TROUBLE
AM I IN?
462
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,230
WE NEED TO TALK.
463
00:18:35,535 --> 00:18:38,155
COME ON. YELL AT ME
AND GET IT OVER WITH.
464
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,578
I'M WAY TOO SCARED
TO YELL AT YOU RIGHT NOW.
465
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,620
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SNEAK
OUT THIS HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT.
466
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,343
WE WERE JUST GOING
TO A LITTLE PARTY.
467
00:18:46,336 --> 00:18:47,416
DO YOU WATCH THE NEWS?
468
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,707
DO YOU READ THE PAPERS?
469
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:49,708
NO.
470
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:50,919
WELL, IF YOU DID,
471
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,300
YOU'D KNOW THERE ARE
A BUNCH OF PSYCHOS OUT THERE.
472
00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:54,633
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING,
473
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,474
SNEAKING OUT OF THE HOUSE
WITH TONY AS YOUR PROTECTION?
474
00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:00,257
HE COULDN'T EVEN PROTECT HIMSELF
FROM THREE LITTLE INDIANS.
475
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,520
DAD, I'M 16.
476
00:19:01,521 --> 00:19:04,641
IT'S TIME YOU START LETTING ME
USE MY OWN DISCRETION.
477
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,484
YOUR DISCRETION HAD YOU CLIMBING
DOWN A LADDER AT MIDNIGHT.
478
00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:08,857
IS THAT WISE DECISION MAKING?
479
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:10,438
I WANTED TO GO TO A PARTY,
AND I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY NO.
480
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,270
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I WOULD HAVE SAID NO?
481
00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:13,322
WOULD YOU HAVE LET ME?
482
00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:15,543
HELL, NO.
SEE? THAT'S NOT "NO."
483
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,537
BUT WHY?
WHY WOULD I SAY NO?
484
00:19:19,539 --> 00:19:20,659
I DON'T KNOW!
485
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,120
YOU DO KNOW!
TELL ME WHY, CLAIRE.
486
00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:24,411
IT'S AN UNSUPERVISED PARTY
AFTER MIDNIGHT.
487
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,754
THERE'S BOYS THERE, ALCOHOL,
PROBABLY DRUGS, MAYBE SEX,
488
00:19:27,747 --> 00:19:29,377
BUT I JUST WANTED
TO LISTEN TO MUSIC.
489
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:30,669
WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE
STAYED HOME
490
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,380
AND LISTENED TO MY
MOTOWN COLLECTION.
491
00:19:32,382 --> 00:19:33,382
[ SIGHS ]
492
00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,513
SO WHAT'S MY PUNISHMENT?
493
00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:37,345
YOUR PUNISHMENT,
YOUNG LADY,
494
00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,677
IS YOU KNOWING THAT IN YOUR
ENTIRE LIFE,
495
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,259
I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
496
00:19:42,262 --> 00:19:43,932
THAN THIS MOMENT
RIGHT NOW.
497
00:19:49,979 --> 00:19:51,019
DAD?
498
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:53,070
WHAT?
499
00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:55,702
COULDN'T YOU GIVE ME
A LITTLE PUNISHMENT INSTEAD?
500
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,575
I CAN'T TAKE
THAT KIND OF GUILT.
501
00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:01,159
YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR A WEEK.
502
00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:05,202
OKAY, MAKE IT TWO WEEKS.
503
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,794
THANKS, DAD.
504
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,380
Hey. Hey.
505
00:20:12,382 --> 00:20:16,472
Looks like all your little
Indians are pooped.
506
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,546
YEAH, THEY SHOULD BE.
507
00:20:17,547 --> 00:20:19,837
THEY HAD A GREAT
VICTORY TONIGHT.
508
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,889
THANKS FOR DOING THIS,
MICHAEL.
509
00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:24,181
YOU KIDDING ME?
I HAD A GREAT TIME.
510
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,563
I WISH KADY COULD STAY
THIS SIZE FOREVER.
511
00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,306
ISN'T THERE A PILL
WE CAN GIVE HER
512
00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:29,648
TO KEEP HER FROM
GETTING OLDER?
513
00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:31,189
I'M ALREADY TAKING IT.
514
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:32,690
IT CERTAINLY IS WORKING.
515
00:20:32,692 --> 00:20:33,652
[ GIGGLES ]
516
00:20:33,653 --> 00:20:36,033
THANKS.
I'LL MEET YOU UPSTAIRS.
517
00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,578
DADDY?
518
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:53,370
I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT.
519
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:56,223
YOU'RE THE BEST CHIEF EVER.
520
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,635
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
521
00:20:58,638 --> 00:21:00,338
GOOD NIGHT, BABY.
522
00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:07,225
BABE, YOU'RE CATASTROPHISING.
523
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,266
CATASTRO--
WHERE YOU GET THAT WORD?
524
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,098
YOU LISTENING TO
AL SHARPTON SPEECHES?
525
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,440
[ Imitating Sharpton ]
MY HAIRDO IS CATASTROPHISED.
526
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:15,103
SHUT UP.
527
00:21:15,104 --> 00:21:19,204
CHIEF MUST KNOW OF CONTEST
BETWEEN WARRIORS AND WIZARDS.
528
00:21:19,198 --> 00:21:22,198
THERE WERE NO RADIOS
IN INDIAN TIMES.
529
00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:24,661
YOU ARE WRONG,
AND ON -- OFF YOUR MARK.
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