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HEY.
HEY.
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SWEETIE, OOH,
YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME.
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WHAT'S UP, BABY?
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MMM, HI. [ GIGGLES ]
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MMM, WHAT IS THIS?
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FILET MIGNON, MASHED POTATOES,
AND MIXED VEGETABLES?
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OH, WHAT DID YOU DO WRONG?
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JUST BECAUSE I'M MAKING YOUR
FAVORITE MEAL
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DOESN'T MEAN I DID ANYTHING.
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OH, NO?
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NO.
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SO, LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU
TO RELAX
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AND STOP BEING SO PARANOID.
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OKAY.
OKAY.
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SO HOW MUCH
IS IT GONNA COST ME?
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I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY.
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I JUST NEED THREE HOURS
OF YOUR TIME.
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FOR SEX?
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I DIDN'T SAY MINUTES.
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I VOLUNTEERED TO DIRECT KADY'S
KINDERGARTEN PLAY.
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WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR?
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TO BE MY ASSISTANT.
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YOU MEAN YOUR FLUNKY.
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NO, YOU ARE NOT A FLUNKY.
YOU'RE A GOFER.
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I GOTTA BE A JACKASS
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IF I DON'T BELIEVE THAT GOFER
MEANS FLUNKY.
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YOU'RE THE ONE
ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
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PLAYING A MORE ACTIVE ROLE
IN THE KIDS' EDUCATION.
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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MY FATHER ONLY CAME TO SCHOOL
ONCE, AND THAT WAS TO BEAT ME,
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AND THEN HE LEFT
RIGHT AWAY.
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I JUST WANT TO STIMULATE
AND CHALLENGE
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THEIR LITTLE BABY BRAINS.
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AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE RAVE REVIEWS
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MISS WIGGINS GOT LAST YEAR
FOR "HANSEL AND GRETEL"?
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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
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NOTHING.
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OKAY, THEN I'LL HELP.
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THANK YOU.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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HEY, GUYS,
I GOT GREAT NEWS.
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WE'RE PUTTING ON A SHOW!
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IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN!
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YOU WANT FAME?
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WELL, FAME COSTS.
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AND HERE'S WHERE YOU'RE GONNA
START PAYING...
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IN SWEAT.
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ON YOUR FEET!
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ON YOUR FEET, ON YOUR FEET.
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ALL RIGHT, I HAVE SELECTED
FOR US
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SHAKESPEARE'S
"ROMEO AND JULIET."
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WHY "ROMEO AND JULIET"?
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BECAUSE I DON'T SEE A MACBETH
AMONGST YOU.
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MISS WIGGINS DOESN'T MAKE US DO
"ROMEO AND GIBLETS."
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WELL, I DON'T SEE
A MISS WIGGINS HERE.
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DO YOU SEE
A MISS WIGGINS HERE?
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NOW, I THINK THAT ALL OF YOU ARE
CAPABLE ENOUGH
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TO DO A LITTLE SHAKESPEARE.
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WHO'S SHAKESPEARE?
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DEVIN, YOU DON'T KNOW
ABOUT SHAKESPEARE?
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UNH-UNH.
[ SNEEZES ]
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EXCUSE ME.
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YOU'RE EXCUSED.
[ SNEEZES ]
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BUT THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE
THE REST OF YOU
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FOR NOT KNOWING THE GREATEST
PLAYWRIGHT THAT EVER LIVED.
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WHAT IS THIS MISS WIGGINS
TEACHING YOU?
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COLORS.
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COLORS.
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WELL, I AM TRYING TO TEACH YOU
THE COLOR OF THE LANGUAGE,
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THE RHYTHM...
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OF HIS PROSE.
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PLEASE, LISTEN TO THIS.
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IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE,
PLAY ON.
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WHAT DOES THAT SAY
TO YOU?
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McDONALD'S!
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YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
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MICHAEL, WHAT IS IT?
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I GOT YOUR SANDWICH
WITH THE MUSTARD.
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WHERE'S MY SODA?
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YOU WANT ME
TO HAVE DRY MOUTH?
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DO YOU WANT ME
TO HAVE DRY MOUTH?!
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ALL RIGHT,
YOU LITTLE GRUNTS!
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BABY.
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WHA-A-A-T?
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DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING
A LITTLE TOO HARD ON THE KIDS?
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I'M WEEDING OUT THE RIFFRAFF
BEFORE THE AUDITIONS.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO "LET THEM HAVE FUN"?
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WHAT'S ALL OF THAT ABOUT?
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I AM LETTING THEM HAVE FUN,
MICHAEL.
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LOOK AT THEM.
THEY'RE HAVING LOTS OF FUN.
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BABY, LISTEN. I GOT AN IDEA,
HUH? LISTEN TO THIS.
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WHAT?
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WHY DON'T WE JUST DO
"HANSEL AND GRETEL" AGAIN?
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THAT WAY,
THEY KNOW THE DIALOGUE.
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I AM NOT GONNA DO
THE SAME PLAY
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THAT THAT SMARTY-PANTS
MISS WIGGINS DID!
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NOW, LOOK, MICHAEL,
WILL YOU PLEASE
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JUST GO BACKSTAGE AND CHECK
ON THE SCENERY, PLEASE?
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BABY --
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
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[ SIGHS ]
WELL, WELL, WELL.
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IF IT ISN'T MISS WIGGINS.
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THAT'S MISS WIGGINS?
WOW!
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SHUT UP, JUNIOR!
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HEY, MRS. KYLE, YOU DON'T MIND
IF I OBSERVE, DO YOU?
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I CERTAINLY DO.
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ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,
I WANT YOU TO GO OUTSIDE.
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RUN A LAP AROUND
THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
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MRS. KYLE, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE PUSHING THESE KIDS
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A LITTLE TOO HARD,
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MAKING THEM A LITTLE
TOO COMPETITIVE?
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MISS WIGGINS, PARDON ME,
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BUT I DON'T TRY TO TELL YOU
HOW TO TEACH KINDERGARTEN,
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NOW, DO I?
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YES, YOU DO.
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WELL, THOSE ARE ONLY
SUGGESTIONS.
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PLUS, HAVING SEEN YOUR
"HANSEL AND GRETEL,"
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IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T BE
GIVING ANYBODY
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ANY ADVICE ON DIRECTING,
OKAY?
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IT'S FUNNY YOU SAY THAT
ABOUT A PLAY
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THAT RECEIVED
A STANDING OVATION.
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THEY WERE STANDING TO LEAVE.
FOR FIVE MINUTES?
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IT WAS A DUMB CROWD.
I SAW YOU THERE.
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GOOD LUCK TEACHING THESE KIDS
SHAKESPEARE,
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BECAUSE THEY HAVE DIFFICULTY
MEMORIZING THE ALPHABET.
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THAT SAYS MORE ABOUT YOUR
TEACHING THAN MY DIRECTING.
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YOU CALL MAKING THEM RUN LAPS
DIRECTING?
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HEY, LADIES.
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LOOK, BABY, I THINK MAYBE
YOU ARE PUSHING THE KIDS
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A LITTLE TOO HARD.
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MISS WIGGINS IS RIGHT.
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WHAT,
YOU TAKIN' SIDES NOW?
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NO, I'M JUST SAYING --
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WHAT, YOU
MISS WIGGINS' MAN NOW?
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YOU MR. WIGGINS?
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NO.
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WHAT, YOU WANNA GO HOME
WITH MISS WIGGINS?
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ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT THIS
INSATIABLE DRIVE TO WIN
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IS WHAT'S TEARING APART
OUR SOCIETY.
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COME ON.
LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
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HEY, WHOA!
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I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A FIGHT,
BUT, YOU KNOW --
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WELL, YOU DONE FOUND ONE!
SHE DONE FOUND ONE!
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LISTEN, BABY, BABY.
CALM DOWN, SLUGGER.
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HEY, YOU,
PUT THE EARRING AWAY.
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DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO GET IN A FIGHT
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WITH KADY'S
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER?
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I'M GONNA LET MY PLAY
DO THE TALKING.
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THE PLAY WILL DO THE TALKING.
GO AHEAD, BABY.
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WE'RE REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT,
MISS WIGGINS.
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I'M USED TO DEALING
WITH CHILDREN.
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SHE DONE STARTED IT NOW.
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID
THE CHILDREN THING.
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I AM NOT CHILDLIKE!
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DOES SHE SEE A CHILD,
MICHAEL?!
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YOU BETTER NOT SEE NO CHILD,
MR. WIGGINS!
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I THINK THAT WENT
PRETTY WELL.
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WHOA. HEY.
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LISTEN, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED
IN YOUR PAST
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THAT TURNED YOU INTO
DEMON DEBBIE ALLEN TODAY.
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LOOK, I CAN'T, OKAY?
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BABY, LISTEN --
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I'M YOUR LOVER, YOUR CONFIDANT,
YOUR FRIEND.
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YOU MUST UNBURDEN YOURSELF.
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I NEED TO KNOW.
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I NEED TO KNOW THIS, PLEASE.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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WELL...
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WHEN I WAS
IN THE SECOND GRADE,
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THE CLASS PUT ON
"GOLDILOCKS AND" -- OKAY, NO.
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NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.
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YOU GOT IT OUT.
"GOLDILOCKS." KEEP GOING.
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I MEMORIZED EVERY LINE,
MICHAEL.
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I KNEW IT.
I HAD IT DOWN PAT.
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YOU BECAME GOLDILOCKS,
DIDN'T YOU?
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YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID.
I SURE DID.
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AND THE DAY OF THE AUDITIONS,
THE TEACHER ASKED ME,
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"WHAT PART ARE YOU
AUDITIONING FOR?"
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AND I SAID, "GOLDILOCKS,"
AND SHE LAUGHED AT ME.
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MNH-MNH-MNH.
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SHE LAUGHED AT ME, AND SHE SAID,
"HERE'S A MUSTACHE.
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YOU'RE AUDITIONING
FOR PAPA BEAR."
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THEN SHE LOOKED AT ME REAL
CLOSE, SHE SAID,
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"MNH-MNH, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED
THE MUSTACHE."
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BUT I BET YOU WERE
A GREAT PAPA BEAR.
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BABY, THEY MADE ME
THE PAPA BEAR UNDERSTUDY.
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SAY WHAT?
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THAT'S RIGHT, MICHAEL.
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FOR THREE YEARS, I SAT ON THE
SIDELINES IN A HOT BEAR SUIT,
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AND I SWORE, MICHAEL,
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THAT I WOULD NEVER AGAIN
COME IN SECOND
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TO ANYONE OR ANYTHING EVER.
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YOU KNOW, I KNEW YOU HAD SOME
DARK STUFF IN YOUR PAST,
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BUT NOW I REALIZE YOU'RE JUST
PLAIN OLD CRAZY.
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LOOK, MICHAEL, I KNOW I GOT
A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY TODAY,
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BUT I REALLY BELIEVE THAT I GOT
THIS COMPETITION THING
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UNDER CONTROL.
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OKAY, WELL,
I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT,
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'CAUSE TOMORROW WE HAVE
THE AUDITIONS.
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SO IF I THINK YOU'RE GOING
A LITTLE OVERBOARD,
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A LITTLE SIGNAL.
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OH, BABY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
LIKE WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW,
SOMETHING SUBTLE.
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I'LL JUST TAP YOU
ON THE SHOULDER,
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AND I'LL LEAN IN AND GO,
"YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!"
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SEE? I'M IN A BOX.
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NOW I'M RUNNING IN A BOX.
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NOW I'M DANCING IN A BOX.
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YOU JUST HURT YOURSELF
IN A BOX.
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AND I HAVE A PUPPY,
AND HIS NAME IS TIMMY.
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AND I HAVE A GOLDFISH,
AND HIS NAME IS FISHY.
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AND MY HAMSTER, BOO-BOO,
HE RIDES HIS WHEEL,
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AND HE GOES AROUND AND AROUND
AND AROUND...
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NEXT! NEXT!
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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OKAY, THANK YOU.
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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I SAID THANK YOU.
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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HEY! HEY!
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THANK YOU.
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PUT THE PEANUT...
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IN THE PEANUT HOLE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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♪ HEY, MR. RONSTEIN ♪
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♪ HERE I A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM ♪
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE ROAD?
229
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,481
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
230
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MAN!
231
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STUPID...
232
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[ IRISH MUSIC PLAYING ]
233
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
234
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[ GROWLS ]
235
00:09:35,405 --> 00:09:36,745
ARE YOU OKAY?
236
00:09:36,747 --> 00:09:38,037
[ GROWLS ]
237
00:09:38,038 --> 00:09:39,498
YOU ALL RIGHT?
238
00:09:39,499 --> 00:09:40,659
[ GROWLS ]
239
00:09:40,661 --> 00:09:42,911
I THINK THIS KID
IS CRAZY.
240
00:09:42,913 --> 00:09:44,163
I'M NOT CRAZY!
241
00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:54,929
[ Together ] PUT THE PEANUT
IN THE PEANUT HOLE!
242
00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,305
I STILL DON'T GET IT.
243
00:09:56,306 --> 00:09:57,516
I DON'T GET IT.
244
00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:59,307
[ GASPS ] OH, LOOK!
245
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METHINKS I SEE
MY COUSIN'S GHOST
246
00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:05,402
SEEKING OUT ROMEO,
THAT DID SPIT HIS BODY
247
00:10:05,395 --> 00:10:07,025
ON A RAPIER'S POINT.
248
00:10:07,027 --> 00:10:09,397
STAY, TYBALT! STAY!
249
00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:11,069
ROMEO, I COME.
250
00:10:11,071 --> 00:10:13,991
THIS DO I DRINK TO THEE.
251
00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:20,998
THAT WAS FANTASTIC!
252
00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:22,371
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
253
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,332
I THINK WE FOUND OUR JULIET.
254
00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:26,344
NOT SO FAST, MICHAEL.
255
00:10:26,336 --> 00:10:28,006
WE STILL HAVE
ONE LAST ACTRESS TO GO,
256
00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:30,378
AND I BELIEVE WE'VE SAVED
THE BEST FOR LAST.
257
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,590
OH, LOOK!
258
00:10:31,591 --> 00:10:35,601
ME STINKS I SEE
MY COUSIN'S GOATS,
259
00:10:35,595 --> 00:10:38,965
UH, SEEKING OUT LITTLE ROMEO,
260
00:10:38,969 --> 00:10:42,929
WHO SPIT HIS BOOTY
ON A RAPPER'S POINT...
261
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,074
...AND NOW I --
262
00:10:46,066 --> 00:10:48,936
NOW I'M GONNA DRINK
THIS ORANGE JUICE AND DIE.
263
00:10:53,734 --> 00:10:54,744
I'M DEAD.
264
00:10:54,735 --> 00:10:57,275
THANK GOD, 'CAUSE YOU WERE
KILLING ME.
265
00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:58,367
THAT'S OUR JULIET!
266
00:11:03,784 --> 00:11:07,344
[ COUGHING ]
267
00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:10,127
[ MOANING ]
268
00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,803
I SAID, "A-CHOO!"
AAH! WHAT?
269
00:11:14,795 --> 00:11:17,635
WHAT, BABY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
270
00:11:17,637 --> 00:11:19,757
I FEEL AWFUL, MICHAEL.
271
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,760
[ SNEEZES, COUGHS ]
OH, BABY...
272
00:11:21,762 --> 00:11:23,602
DAMN THAT DEVIN.
273
00:11:23,603 --> 00:11:24,773
WHO'S DEVIN?
274
00:11:24,765 --> 00:11:27,475
THAT OLD OUTBREAK MONKEY
THAT SNEEZED IN MY FACE!
275
00:11:27,477 --> 00:11:28,437
OH.
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00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,148
OH, MICHAEL, I...
NOW I'M SICK!
277
00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:33,151
THE PLAY IS
FIVE DAYS AWAY!
278
00:11:33,153 --> 00:11:34,363
[ MOANS ]
279
00:11:34,364 --> 00:11:36,784
OH, BABY,
YOU GOT TO DIRECT THE PLAY.
280
00:11:36,777 --> 00:11:39,817
ME? I CAN'T DIRECT 6-YEAR-OLDS
IN SHAKESPEARE.
281
00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:40,990
OH, MICHAEL, LOOK.
282
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,411
OBVIOUSLY YOU'LL NEVER BE
AS GREAT AS I AM,
283
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:45,503
BUT, BABY,
YOU GOT TO DO THIS FOR ME.
284
00:11:45,495 --> 00:11:47,915
YOU GOT TO BEAT MISS WIGGINS.
YOU GOT TO DO IT.
285
00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:49,958
COME ON, BABY.
[ MOANS, COUGHS ]
286
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,540
OKAY. I'LL DO IT. I'LL DO IT.
DON'T START THE COUGHING.
287
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:53,832
THANK YOU SO --
288
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,184
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
289
00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:56,755
BUT I NEED A KISS.
290
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,547
OKAY. RIGHT THERE.
291
00:11:58,548 --> 00:11:59,968
THANK YOU.
AHH.
292
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,260
BABY...
HMM?
293
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:05,021
MAKE SURE KADY SHINES
LIKE THE STAR SHE IS.
294
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,845
OKAY.
KADY, YOU'RE OUT.
295
00:12:06,847 --> 00:12:08,847
I'M NOT JULIET?
296
00:12:08,849 --> 00:12:10,269
NO.
RACHEL'S GONNA BE JULIET.
297
00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:12,900
YAY! THAT'S THE BEST NEWS
I HEARD ALL WEEK!
298
00:12:12,903 --> 00:12:14,913
I GOT A BETTER PART
FOR YOU.
299
00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:16,655
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE WIND.
300
00:12:16,656 --> 00:12:18,236
LET ME SEE YOU DO
SOME WIND.
301
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,908
P-SHOO!
P-SHOO!
302
00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:21,070
SHOO!
303
00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:23,071
OH, HO HO! YOU'RE GONNA
BLOW US ALL AWAY WITH THAT.
304
00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:25,503
I DON'T THINK
MRS. KYLE IS GONNA LIKE THIS.
305
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,865
WELL, MRS. KYLE IS SICK,
306
00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:29,247
SO I'M GONNA BE TAKING OVER
FOR A WHILE.
307
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,289
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
308
00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:33,501
IS SHE DEAD?
309
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,753
NO, SHE'S NOT DEAD.
310
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,094
[ CHILDREN GROANING ]
311
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HEY, HEY, BUT LISTEN --
SHE WILL DIE ONE DAY.
312
00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:41,138
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
313
00:12:41,141 --> 00:12:42,931
OKAY.
NOW, LISTEN, SERIOUSLY.
314
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:46,153
I WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW THAT
JUST BECAUSE MRS. KYLE IS OUT
315
00:12:46,146 --> 00:12:47,886
DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GONNA HAVE
316
00:12:47,888 --> 00:12:50,938
THE SAME LEVEL OF COMMITMENT
TO THIS PRODUCTION.
317
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,731
NOW, RUN ALONG AND PLAY.
318
00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:54,522
YEAH!
319
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,994
I GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
COME ON.
320
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:58,947
MR. KYLE?
321
00:12:58,949 --> 00:12:59,989
HMM?
322
00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:02,110
I'M HAVING TROUBLE
MEMORIZING SHAKESPEARE.
323
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:04,282
THE WORDS DON'T MAKE
ANY SENSE TO ME.
324
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,794
WHAT ARE YOU HAVING
TROUBLE WITH?
325
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,955
WELL, FOR INSTANCE,
326
00:13:06,957 --> 00:13:09,867
"HARK. WHAT LIGHT THROUGH
YONDER WINDOW BREAKS?"
327
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,330
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
328
00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:13,171
THAT MEANS,
"YO. THE SUN IS OUT."
329
00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:15,843
LET ME DO A LITTLE DABBLING
WITH THE SCRIPT,
330
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,916
AND I'LL MAKE ALL THE WORDS
EASIER FOR EVERYBODY, OKAY?
331
00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:21,089
WHY DON'T YOU RUN ALONG
AND PLAY WITH THE OTHER KIDS?
332
00:13:23,383 --> 00:13:26,023
[ SIGHS ]
333
00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:28,096
[ WHISTLING ]
334
00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:31,890
[ WHISTLING STOPS ]
335
00:13:31,892 --> 00:13:33,432
HELLO, RACHEL.
336
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:35,823
WHAT MAKES YOU QUALIFIED
TO BE IN CHARGE?
337
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,605
I MEAN, HAVE YOU GONE
TO COLLEGE,
338
00:13:37,607 --> 00:13:39,197
OR ARE YOU JUST A NOVICE?
339
00:13:39,199 --> 00:13:42,069
WELL, ACTUALLY,
I'M JUST TAKING OVER FOR MY WIFE
340
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,492
WHILE SHE'S SICK.
341
00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:45,083
OH. I GET IT.
342
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,495
ANOTHER HENPECKED HUSBAND
WITH NO BACKBONE.
343
00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:52,658
WELL, I DON'T THINK ASSISTING
YOUR WIFE WHILE SHE'S ILL
344
00:13:52,662 --> 00:13:54,832
MAKES YOU HAVE NO BACKBONE.
345
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,054
YOU WOULDN'T.
WELL, GOT TO GO.
346
00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:59,377
MY DAD'S GONNA PICK ME UP
IN A LITTLE WHILE.
347
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,759
YOU MIGHT WANT TO MEET HIM.
HE'S A REAL MAN.
348
00:14:06,226 --> 00:14:08,016
[ CHUCKLES ]
349
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,101
AND WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU GENTLEMEN?
350
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,483
MR. KYLE, WE DON'T WANT TO DO
"ROMEO AND JULIET."
351
00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:18,816
WHY NOT? "ROMEO AND JULIET"
IS A GREAT PLAY.
352
00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:21,148
NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S A GIRL'S PLAY.
353
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,031
AND YOU ALL FEEL THAT WAY?
354
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,443
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH.
355
00:14:24,444 --> 00:14:26,664
WE WANTED TO DO
"JACK AND THE BEANSTALK,"
356
00:14:26,656 --> 00:14:28,986
NOT STUPID OLD
"ROMEO AND JULIET."
357
00:14:28,989 --> 00:14:30,909
MY WIFE TOLD ME I CAN TAKE
CREATIVE LICENSE.
358
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,621
WHY DON'T WE PUT SOME OF
THE STUFF YOU GUYS WANT TO DO
359
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,833
IN THE PLAY?
360
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:36,304
WE CAN DO ANYTHING?
361
00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:37,376
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
362
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,877
EVEN KARATE?
363
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,048
EVEN KARATE.
364
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:42,170
WE'LL MAKE IT
LIKE "CROUCHING TIGER."
365
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,922
CAN BOYS KISS BOYS?
366
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:47,104
UH...NO.
367
00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:50,097
BUT YOU CAN HELP CLAIRE OUT
IN THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT.
368
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,100
WARDROBE? YAY!
369
00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:01,067
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
370
00:15:01,071 --> 00:15:03,441
OKAY, GUYS.
WE GOT A FULL HOUSE OUT THERE.
371
00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:05,873
NOW, I WANT YOU TO GO OUT THERE,
DON'T BE NERVOUS,
372
00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:08,865
JUST FOCUS...AND HAVE FUN,
HUH?
373
00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:10,488
[ ALL CHEERING ]
374
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:11,910
YES!
375
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,331
MR. KYLE?
YES, DEVIN?
376
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:16,004
BILLY HAS THE MUMPS.
377
00:15:15,996 --> 00:15:17,166
OH, MAN!
378
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,167
WELL, WHO'S GONNA PLAY
THE CYCLOPS?
379
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:22,879
WE CAN'T DO "ROMEO AND JULIET"
WITHOUT A CYCLOPS.
380
00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:24,972
YOU CAN BE THE CYCLOPS.
381
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,965
ME BE THE CYCLOPS?
382
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,637
WHY...I'M FLATTERED,
383
00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,808
BUT I-I'VE NEVER
DONE THEATER BEFORE.
384
00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:34,180
I GUESS...IF YOU BEGGED ME.
385
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,364
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
386
00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:37,606
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
387
00:15:37,607 --> 00:15:39,817
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
PLEASE!
388
00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:43,439
I WILL GRIND YOUR BONES
TO MAKE MY BREAD!
389
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,163
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
390
00:15:45,155 --> 00:15:46,275
OKAY, OKAY.
391
00:15:46,276 --> 00:15:48,026
GROUP HUG. GROUP HUG.
392
00:15:48,028 --> 00:15:50,988
THIS JUST ISN'T WORKING.
393
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,991
WHAT?
WHAT ISN'T WORKING?
394
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,213
YOUR LOOK --
IT'S SO SIX YEARS AGO.
395
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,875
YOU WEREN'T EVEN ALIVE
SIX YEARS AGO.
396
00:15:57,877 --> 00:16:00,837
IF I WERE, I WOULDN'T BE
CAUGHT DEAD IN THAT OUTFIT.
397
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,790
REALLY?
398
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,672
REALLY.
399
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,926
HEY, WHERE'S MISS WIGGINS?
400
00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:10,548
YOU LIKE HER, HUH?
401
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:11,720
OH, YEAH.
402
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,971
IF MY KINDERGARTEN TEACHER
LOOKED LIKE THAT,
403
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,233
I WOULD'VE STAYED
FOR THREE YEARS INSTEAD OF TWO.
404
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,896
IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA
FOR YOU TO BE LUSTING AFTER
405
00:16:18,898 --> 00:16:20,808
KADY'S KINDERGARTEN TEACHER,
OKAY?
406
00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:22,560
NOW, GET UP THERE
IN THE RAFTERS
407
00:16:22,562 --> 00:16:24,312
AND MOVE
THAT SPOTLIGHT AROUND.
408
00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:26,664
I DON'T WANT YOU TO MISS
ANY OF YOUR CUES.
409
00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:28,946
WHAT ABOUT THE REST
OF THE ALPHABET?
410
00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:31,820
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
411
00:16:31,821 --> 00:16:33,781
[ APPLAUSE ]
412
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,536
WELCOME TO THE KINDERGARTEN
SCHOOL PLAY.
413
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,790
DESPITE NUMEROUS REQUESTS
414
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:46,802
FOR LAST YEAR'S SPECTACULAR
"HANSEL AND GRETEL"...
415
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:48,586
OH, THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
416
00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:51,008
SPECTACULAR?
WASN'T ALL THAT SPECTACULAR.
417
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,930
TONIGHT WE WILL BE PRESENTING
A SELECTION
418
00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:57,523
FROM THAT KINDERGARTEN FAVORITE
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.
419
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:02,977
SO SIT BACK, RELAX,
TRY TO STAY AWAKE,
420
00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:07,072
AS I PRESENT TO YOU
"ROMEO AND JULIET --
421
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,907
THE FINAL CONFLICT."
422
00:17:08,908 --> 00:17:11,608
THE FINAL WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
423
00:17:11,611 --> 00:17:13,991
[ APPLAUSE ]
424
00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:16,753
[ MID-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]
425
00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:18,826
[ Rapping ]
♪ LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ♪
426
00:17:18,828 --> 00:17:20,748
♪ ABOUT A DUDE AND DUDETTE ♪
427
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:26,130
♪ HIS NAME ROMEO,
HER NAME JULIET ♪
428
00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:27,836
♪ BOTH THEIR NINJA FAMILIES ♪
429
00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:29,797
♪ WERE AT A WAR ♪
430
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:34,219
♪ BUT THOSE TWO KIDS IN LOVE
FOREVERMORE ♪
431
00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:36,854
♪ ONLY ONES WHO KNEW ♪
432
00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:39,266
♪ WERE THE CAPULET CREW ♪
433
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:41,059
♪ A CYCLOPS NAMED MARK ♪
434
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,270
♪ AND A BIG, UGLY SHARK ♪
435
00:17:43,273 --> 00:17:46,693
[ APPLAUSE ]
436
00:17:48,648 --> 00:17:50,108
Okay.
437
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,690
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
438
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,492
AH-CHOO!!
439
00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:58,826
Get in. Get out there.
Be the wind.
440
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,958
SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!
441
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,200
MY BABY IS THE WIND?
442
00:18:03,203 --> 00:18:05,303
ROMEO, O ROMEO!
443
00:18:05,295 --> 00:18:08,625
WHEREFORE ART THOU,
ROMEO?
444
00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:09,968
HERE I AM.
445
00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:11,969
HYAH!
446
00:18:13,973 --> 00:18:17,603
ROMEO, O ROMEO, WHO
SHALL SAVE YOU, MY LOVE?
447
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,847
WHY, IT'S JACKIE CHAN!
448
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:21,850
[ SHRIEKING ]
449
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,981
[ THUD ]
450
00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:26,935
UH-OH.
451
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,608
I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
452
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,029
Okay, go, Shark!
Get in, Shark!
453
00:18:33,032 --> 00:18:34,942
AAAAAAHH!
454
00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:47,955
THIS IS GOING GREAT.
455
00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:55,431
JULIET,
MY FAIR MAIDEN,
456
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,965
I CANNOT FIND THEE!
457
00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:00,887
WHERE THE HECK ARE YA?
458
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,430
HYAH!
459
00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:07,065
AAAH!
460
00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:08,856
[ SHRIEKS ]
461
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:09,818
OHH!
462
00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:12,649
O ROMEO,
YOU ARE MY HERO!
463
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,992
NOW WE CAN LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
464
00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:16,945
RRRRR!
465
00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,156
AAAHH!
466
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,987
FE, FI-FO-FUGGIE,
467
00:19:19,989 --> 00:19:23,449
I'M GONNA EAT YOU
LIKE A BOOGIE!
468
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,253
OH, NO!
469
00:19:25,245 --> 00:19:26,835
THE KILLER CYCLOPS!
470
00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:28,916
AHHHHHHH!
471
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,958
HOW WILL YOU
DEFEAT HIM?
472
00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:38,934
[ Foreign accent ]
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
473
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,298
OHHH! UGH!
474
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,800
I'M MELTING!
I'M MELTING!
475
00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:45,183
[ GROANS ]
476
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:50,607
[ GROANS ]
477
00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,070
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
478
00:19:52,071 --> 00:19:54,401
♪ ROMEO GOT THAT CYCLOPS ♪
479
00:19:54,404 --> 00:19:56,204
♪ RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYE ♪
480
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,945
♪ THAT'S HOW THE STORY ENDED ♪
481
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,157
♪ AND IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE ♪
482
00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:05,202
Hammer it out!
Hammer it out!
483
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,544
AND REMEMBER...
484
00:20:07,537 --> 00:20:13,327
Together:
PUT A PEANUT IN THE PEANUT HOLE!
485
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,723
[ LAUGHTER ]
486
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:20,595
AND WE MUST THANK OUR DIRECTOR,
MR. KYLE.
487
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,970
[ CHEERING ]
488
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,222
AND MRS. KYLE.
489
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,903
AND MRS. KYLE, TOO.
490
00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:28,645
You hear that sound?
That's the sound of victory --
491
00:20:28,648 --> 00:20:30,688
a sound that you're
not familiar with.
492
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:33,020
You're a twisted puppy,
Mrs. Kyle.
493
00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:34,442
HA HA HA HA HA!
494
00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:35,704
Twisted.
495
00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:37,155
YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.
496
00:20:39,409 --> 00:20:40,569
THANK YOU!
497
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:42,530
LET THE KIDS
TAKE A BOW.
498
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,742
OH, YEAH.
499
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,073
LET THE KIDS TAKE A BOW.
500
00:20:45,074 --> 00:20:46,504
TAKE YOUR BOWS.
501
00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:55,933
WAIT. WAIT.
I GET IT.
502
00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:57,965
WHAT?
YOU GET WHAT?
503
00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:01,797
YOU PUT THE PEANUT
IN THE PEANUT HOLE!
504
00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:04,841
I STILL DON'T
GET IT, MICHAEL.
505
00:21:04,844 --> 00:21:06,814
YOU WILL.
506
00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:12,518
HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY
TO HAVE A MAN LIKE YOU?
507
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,772
DOTH BE RIGHT,
MY FAIR MAIDEN.
508
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,454
BY THE WAY, ARE DOTH
IN THE MOOD FOR SOME DOTHING?
509
00:21:17,447 --> 00:21:18,817
UH, I MIGHTETH.
510
00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:21,778
GOOD.
I'LL SHARPEN MY SWORD.
511
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,621
AND I WILL SPANK THY
UNTIL I CALL THY TALLYHO.
512
00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:26,785
[ LAUGHING ]
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