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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,883 --> 00:00:04,303 HAVE THE TICKETS? 2 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:08,005 YEP. I GOT ALL 25 BOARDING PASSES RIGHT HERE. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,468 WE GO NEW YORK TO SCRANTON. 4 00:00:10,471 --> 00:00:12,721 SCRANTON TO CHICAGO -- THAT'S THE WINDY CITY. 5 00:00:12,723 --> 00:00:15,483 THEN WE ZIP OVER TO DENVER, SHOOT TO WISCONSIN, 6 00:00:15,476 --> 00:00:17,096 ZIP BACK TO NEW YORK, 7 00:00:17,098 --> 00:00:21,018 AND THEN BAM! NEXT DAY, STRAIGHT SHOT TO HAWAII. 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,101 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 9 00:00:22,103 --> 00:00:25,033 OH, MY GOODNESS. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IN HERE. 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,945 YEAH. WE GONNA PLAY "HIDE THE MONKEY" IN HERE. 11 00:00:29,410 --> 00:00:31,320 MET A GIRL AT THE LUAU LAST NIGHT. 12 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:33,912 GOOD FOR YOU. I HOPE YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN TO HER. 13 00:00:33,914 --> 00:00:36,584 I PLAN TO SAY "THANK YOU" AS SOON AS WE'RE FINISHED. 14 00:00:43,714 --> 00:00:46,094 LOOK AWAY! SHARK! SHARK! 15 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:47,047 [ PEOPLE SCREAMING ] 16 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,007 I WANT YOU TO GO INSIDE THAT HOTEL 17 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:50,839 AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOUR BEHIND. 18 00:00:50,841 --> 00:00:52,721 THIS IS THE ONLY BATHING SUIT I HAVE. 19 00:00:52,723 --> 00:00:54,393 THEN GO TO THE HOTEL GIFT SHOP 20 00:00:54,385 --> 00:00:57,015 AND BUY A ONE-PIECE SUIT. JUST SIGN IT TO THE ROOM. 21 00:00:57,017 --> 00:00:59,347 I LIKE THESE. CAN I PUT THESE ON THE ROOM? 22 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,680 VERY GOOD. 23 00:01:01,682 --> 00:01:03,982 OH, AND I NEED ALOE CONDITIONER. GOT IT. 24 00:01:03,984 --> 00:01:05,654 ON YOUR ROOM? 25 00:01:05,646 --> 00:01:07,146 LET'S DO THAT. 26 00:01:17,908 --> 00:01:19,158 Kady: AAAAH! 27 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,370 WHAT'S WRONG?! WHAT'S WRONG?! 28 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:23,082 I GOT SAND IN MY BUTT! 29 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,383 ME TOO. 30 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:25,875 AND WHO ARE YOU? 31 00:01:25,876 --> 00:01:28,546 I'M RACHEL STONE, OF THE PALM BEACH STONES. 32 00:01:28,549 --> 00:01:30,709 AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY, 33 00:01:30,711 --> 00:01:34,391 BECAUSE I'VE GOT A TRACKING DEVICE IMPLANTED IN MY MOLAR. 34 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:35,975 WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 35 00:01:35,976 --> 00:01:38,136 SO, ARE YOU HAVING FUN HERE IN OAHU? 36 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:40,429 I HATE THIS PLACE. IT'S TOO TOURISTY. 37 00:01:40,431 --> 00:01:42,851 WE HAD A MUCH BETTER TIME LAST YEAR 38 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,233 IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE. 39 00:01:44,225 --> 00:01:46,275 OH, BUT HAWAII'S NICE, THOUGH. 40 00:01:46,277 --> 00:01:49,027 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE? 41 00:01:49,029 --> 00:01:51,109 NO. 42 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,731 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 43 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,445 KADY, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 44 00:01:55,446 --> 00:01:58,116 I GUESS IT HAPPENED WHEN WE PUT SAND IN OUR BUTTS. 45 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,788 OKAY. LET ME GO HANDLE THIS. 46 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:02,200 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. WE'RE GONNA HOSE YOU DOWN. 47 00:02:02,203 --> 00:02:04,383 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! COME ON! COME ON! 48 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:09,088 BABY, YOU LOOK SO HAPPY. 49 00:02:09,089 --> 00:02:12,169 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU SEEMED THIS RELAXED. 50 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,513 HAWAII'S CHANGED ME. 51 00:02:13,514 --> 00:02:16,024 MY WHOLE ATTITUDE IS DIFFERENT HERE. 52 00:02:16,016 --> 00:02:19,056 THIS PLACE HAS GOT TO BE WHERE BOBBY McFERRIN WROTE 53 00:02:19,059 --> 00:02:21,259 "DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY." 54 00:02:21,262 --> 00:02:22,722 NO MORE STRESS, JAY. 55 00:02:22,723 --> 00:02:24,323 TAKE IT LIGHTLY, BROTHER. 56 00:02:24,315 --> 00:02:26,935 OH, THAT'S WHAT THE ISLAND WOULD SAY? 57 00:02:26,937 --> 00:02:29,977 THAT'S MY NEW MANTRA -- TAKE IT LIGHTLY, BROTHER. 58 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,150 I LIKE THAT. 59 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,691 WHOA! SORRY. 60 00:02:32,693 --> 00:02:35,413 HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?! MICHAEL! 61 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:37,156 TAKE IT LIGHTLY, BROTHER. 62 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,077 THERE YOU GO. YOU SEE THAT? 63 00:02:39,079 --> 00:02:41,199 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 64 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,242 IT'S JUST AS EASY TO BE LAID-BACK 65 00:02:43,244 --> 00:02:44,754 AS IT IS TO BE ANGRY. 66 00:02:44,745 --> 00:02:47,335 YEAH. LOOK AT THESE POOR, MISERABLE SAPS. 67 00:02:47,338 --> 00:02:50,208 STRESSED OUT 'CAUSE THEY GOT TO WAIT IN LINE. 68 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,001 NOT ME. MY NEW ATTITUDE -- 69 00:02:52,002 --> 00:02:54,222 TAKE IT LIGHTLY, BROTHER. 70 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,675 HA HA HA HA. 71 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,757 HEY, YOU TRYING TO CHECK OUT? 72 00:02:58,759 --> 00:03:00,259 NO, I'M RENTING A RAFT. 73 00:03:00,261 --> 00:03:02,181 OH, OH, OH. SAD TO BE YOU. 74 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,472 YEAH, I'M CHECKING OUT. 75 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:06,024 I GOT AN 11:00 FLIGHT. I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE IT. 76 00:03:06,016 --> 00:03:08,226 HEY, I'M A GOLD PREFERRED BACK HERE, COME ON! 77 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,939 HEY, HEY, RELAX, RELAX. 78 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,190 LISTEN, TAKE IT LIGHTLY, BROTHER. 79 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,202 WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD OF US? WE'RE IN NO RUSH. 80 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,025 YOU SERIOUS? YEAH, GO AHEAD. 81 00:03:17,027 --> 00:03:18,817 HEY, THANKS. YOU'RE WELCOME. 82 00:03:18,819 --> 00:03:21,119 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD'VE DONE? 83 00:03:21,121 --> 00:03:24,031 YOU SHOULD'VE TOOK THE 1:00. THAT'S WHAT WE DID. 84 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:25,424 THERE IS NO 1:00. 85 00:03:25,416 --> 00:03:27,586 OF COURSE THERE IS. BABY, SHOW HIM THE TICKET. 86 00:03:27,588 --> 00:03:31,088 I GOT THE TICKETS RIGHT HERE. 87 00:03:31,091 --> 00:03:32,041 HEY, BABE. 88 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:34,552 HOW'S YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR? 89 00:03:34,545 --> 00:03:36,135 IT'S GREAT. TRY ME. 90 00:03:36,136 --> 00:03:39,216 OKAY. UM, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK I DID, BABE? 91 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,009 WHAT MY NOOKUM DO? WHAT MY NOOKUM DO? 92 00:03:42,012 --> 00:03:45,112 I THINK I READ THE TICKET A LITTLE WRONG. 93 00:03:45,105 --> 00:03:46,475 A LITTLE? 94 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,767 WE DON'T HAVE A 1:00 FLIGHT. 95 00:03:48,769 --> 00:03:49,979 1:00? 96 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,150 11:00. 97 00:03:51,151 --> 00:03:52,851 HEE HEE. 98 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,704 THAT'S A CUTE BOO-BOO, HUH? 99 00:03:56,697 --> 00:03:57,987 HEE. 100 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:01,618 OOH, IT'S SAD TO BE YOU. 101 00:04:01,622 --> 00:04:04,462 HEY, GIVE ME MY PLACE BACK IN LINE. WE'RE IN A RUSH NOW. 102 00:04:04,455 --> 00:04:07,825 YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. GOLD MEMBER. 103 00:04:07,828 --> 00:04:09,458 MICHAEL! 104 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:12,460 OKAY, FINE. A WEEK AGO, THIS WOULD UPSET ME. 105 00:04:12,463 --> 00:04:14,843 I WOULD'VE YELLED AND SCREAMED. 106 00:04:14,835 --> 00:04:17,635 I MIGHT EVEN GIVE HIM A SHOT IN THE HEAD. 107 00:04:17,638 --> 00:04:19,838 BUT THAT'S THE OLD MICHAEL. 108 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:24,090 THE NEW MICHAEL SAYS, "BABY, HOLD OUR PLACE IN LINE." 109 00:04:24,094 --> 00:04:26,654 I'LL RUN UPSTAIRS AND GET THE KIDS TOGETHER. 110 00:04:26,647 --> 00:04:29,017 WE'LL JUST MOSEY ON OUT HERE. 111 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,849 TAKE IT LIGHTLY, BROTHER. 112 00:04:30,851 --> 00:04:32,271 OH, BABY, THAT'S GREAT! 113 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,152 TAKE IT LIGHTLY, BROTHER! 114 00:04:34,154 --> 00:04:36,784 YOU REALLY HAVE CHANGED, BABY! 115 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,157 EXCUSE ME! MAHALO! MAHALO! 116 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,584 OH, MY GOD. I AM SO DEAD. 117 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:49,117 WHY? 118 00:04:49,119 --> 00:04:51,369 I WAS CLICKING AROUND, AND I HIT THE WRONG CHANNEL, 119 00:04:51,372 --> 00:04:52,542 AND OUR HOTEL BILL CAME UP. 120 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,973 YOU KNOW ALL THAT STUFF WE'VE BEEN PUTTING ON THE ROOM? 121 00:04:54,965 --> 00:04:56,625 WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT! 122 00:04:56,627 --> 00:04:59,467 THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS ASK "WHY?" 123 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:01,720 I SURE HOPE DAD'S NEW MELLOW MOOD LASTS LONG ENOUGH 124 00:05:01,722 --> 00:05:03,552 FOR HIM NOT TO KILL ME. AAAAAAH! OOOH! 125 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,434 YOUR MOTHER READ THE TICKET WRONG. 126 00:05:05,426 --> 00:05:07,636 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE IN 15 MINUTES! LET'S GO! 127 00:05:07,638 --> 00:05:10,558 DADDY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NICE HAWAIIAN MELLOW MOOD? 128 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:13,431 IT'S WAITING FOR ME ON THE 11:00 FLIGHT. LET'S GO! 129 00:05:13,434 --> 00:05:14,574 COME ON. LET'S PACK. 130 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:17,525 NO, DON'T FOLD. STUFF! STUFF IT! STUFF IT! 131 00:05:17,528 --> 00:05:20,568 DAD, CAN YOU NOT YELL AT ME? 132 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,071 I CAN'T STAND BEING YELLED AT. 133 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,662 THE MORE YOU YELL, THE LESS I HEAR YOU. I JUST SHUT DOWN. 134 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:25,905 OKAY. 135 00:05:25,906 --> 00:05:29,246 I RESPECT THAT, HONEY. 136 00:05:29,249 --> 00:05:30,579 I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU. 137 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:33,371 IF YOU CAN PACK ALL THIS STUFF UP IN 5 MINUTES, 138 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:37,304 I WON'T YELL AT YOU FOR ANOTHER MONTH. 139 00:05:37,297 --> 00:05:39,507 YOU'RE NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH!! LET'S GO! 140 00:05:48,469 --> 00:05:50,019 [ GRUNTING ] 141 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:53,020 OKAY. THIS IS THE LAST ONE. 142 00:05:53,023 --> 00:05:55,613 HELP ME GET THIS CLOSED. JUMP UP HERE. 143 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:56,856 JUMP. COME ON, JUMP. 144 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,527 JUMP, JUMP. JUMP, JUMP. 145 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:00,650 WHAT'S WRONG WITH -- 146 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:03,651 IT'S LIKE WE'VE ACCUMULATED A WHOLE SUITCASE 147 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:04,794 IN NEW CLOTHES HERE. 148 00:06:04,785 --> 00:06:06,035 THAT'S CRAZY TALK. 149 00:06:06,036 --> 00:06:08,866 YOU JUST HAVE TO PUT SOME MUSCLE INTO IT. 150 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,699 CLOSE! CLOSE! CLOSE! CLOSE! CLOSE! CLOSE! 151 00:06:11,702 --> 00:06:13,042 OKAY. GET DOWN. 152 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:16,303 THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S FAULT FOR BRINGING ALL THIS STUFF. 153 00:06:16,296 --> 00:06:18,956 YEAH, CURSE MOM AND HER MATERIALISTIC WAYS. 154 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:21,759 YOU KNOW WHAT? UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, 155 00:06:21,762 --> 00:06:23,672 BECAUSE WHATEVER DOESN'T FIT INTO THIS SUITCASE, 156 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,104 I WANT YOU GUYS TO WEAR IT. 157 00:06:25,095 --> 00:06:26,135 JUNIOR! 158 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,716 HE'S NOT HERE. 159 00:06:27,718 --> 00:06:28,888 THEN WHERE IS HE? 160 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,139 I DON'T KNOW. 161 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,350 IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S NOT HERE, 'CAUSE I'D KILL HIM. 162 00:06:32,352 --> 00:06:33,562 WHY? 163 00:06:33,564 --> 00:06:34,694 BECAUSE HE'S NOT HERE. 164 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,815 BUT IF HE WERE HERE, HE'D BE HERE. 165 00:06:36,817 --> 00:06:39,727 HA! YOU KNOW WHAT, SMARTY-PANTS? 166 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:42,230 PUT THIS STUFF IN THE PACK. I GOT TO GET LITTLE LOVER BOY. 167 00:06:42,232 --> 00:06:44,662 DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT IN A -- 168 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,365 GOOD MOOD? 169 00:06:46,366 --> 00:06:48,526 OKAY, LET'S START PUTTING ON CLOTHES. 170 00:06:48,529 --> 00:06:50,789 I'LL PUT SOME ON LITTLE PIPPY, TOO. 171 00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:53,031 LITTLE PIPPY! 172 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:54,373 LITTLE PIPPY! 173 00:06:54,374 --> 00:06:55,634 WHERE ARE YOU? 174 00:06:55,626 --> 00:06:59,586 IF SHE ANSWERS, I CAN GET HER HER OWN TALK SHOW. 175 00:06:59,590 --> 00:07:02,670 OH, NO! I LEFT HER ON THE BEACH! 176 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,553 WELL, SHE'S FISH FOOD NOW. COME ON! 177 00:07:05,546 --> 00:07:08,636 OH, LORDY, THAT'S MY ONLY CHILD! 178 00:07:08,639 --> 00:07:10,599 I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT HER. 179 00:07:10,601 --> 00:07:13,681 ALL RIGHT. LET'S PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, 180 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,734 CLOSE UP THE SUITCASES, AND GO LOOK FOR HER, 181 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:16,646 BUT HURRY! 182 00:07:18,358 --> 00:07:20,818 MAHALO. MAHALO, MAHALO, MAHALO. 183 00:07:20,821 --> 00:07:22,901 MAHALO OUT OF MY WAY. 184 00:07:22,903 --> 00:07:24,153 JAY. 185 00:07:24,154 --> 00:07:26,074 WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE PICTURES, PLEASE? 186 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:27,526 IT'S ANNOYING. WE'RE IN A RUSH. 187 00:07:27,528 --> 00:07:30,328 SOME DAY WE ARE GONNA LOOK BACK AT ALL MY PICTURES AND LAUGH. 188 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:32,660 THAT, OR THEY'LL USE THEM AS EVIDENCE IN MY TRIAL. 189 00:07:32,663 --> 00:07:34,963 ALL RIGHT, I WON'T TAKE ANY MORE. WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? 190 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,625 THE GIRLS ARE UPSTAIRS PACKING. 191 00:07:36,627 --> 00:07:37,877 AND WHERE'S JUNIOR? 192 00:07:37,878 --> 00:07:39,038 WE LOST THE BOY. 193 00:07:39,039 --> 00:07:40,749 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE LOST THE BOY"?! 194 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:42,631 I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. HE'S PROBABLY OUT ON THE BEACH. 195 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:44,593 HOW MUCH TIME WE GOT LEFT? NOT MUCH. 196 00:07:44,585 --> 00:07:47,755 HEY, MAN, CAN I GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE? 197 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,138 TAKE IT LIGHTLY, BROTHER. 198 00:07:49,139 --> 00:07:50,719 HOO-OHH. 199 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:53,721 WHAT? YOU LOOK SO CUTE WHEN YOU'RE MAD. 200 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:02,270 WATCH THIS. HA HA HA. 201 00:08:02,272 --> 00:08:03,652 DO-DO-DO-AH! 202 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:05,914 COCONUT, MI AMOR? 203 00:08:05,906 --> 00:08:09,446 WOW. THAT'S AMAZING. YOU'RE A MAN OF MANY TALENTS. 204 00:08:09,449 --> 00:08:11,609 I'M GONNA MISS YOU, MY MIKA. 205 00:08:11,612 --> 00:08:13,202 I LOVE MY HAWAIIAN NAME. 206 00:08:13,203 --> 00:08:15,673 I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE. 207 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:17,376 LOOK, LEILANI, THERE'S SOMETHING 208 00:08:17,377 --> 00:08:18,707 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU. 209 00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:22,079 I'M NOT REALLY DENZEL WASHINGTON'S SON. 210 00:08:22,082 --> 00:08:24,632 I KNOW. I'VE KNOWN ALL ALONG. 211 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:26,505 THAT'S WHY I CALL YOU "MIKA." 212 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,886 IT'S HAWAIIAN FOR "MICHAEL." 213 00:08:27,888 --> 00:08:30,588 I SAW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CHECK IN AT THE HOTEL, 214 00:08:30,591 --> 00:08:32,841 AND I ASKED FOR YOUR NAME AT THE FRONT DESK. 215 00:08:32,843 --> 00:08:35,443 SO WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? 216 00:08:35,435 --> 00:08:38,475 BECAUSE I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE, TOO. 217 00:08:38,478 --> 00:08:40,598 I'M JUST A HOTEL MAID. 218 00:08:40,601 --> 00:08:43,691 SO YOU'RE NOT THE DAUGHTER OF THE KING OF HAWAII? 219 00:08:43,694 --> 00:08:45,114 NO. I'M HIS NIECE. 220 00:08:45,105 --> 00:08:47,735 HIS DAUGHTER RUNS THE SHUTTLE TO THE AIRPORT. 221 00:08:47,738 --> 00:08:48,908 HA HA HA. 222 00:08:48,909 --> 00:08:51,649 THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE -- 223 00:08:51,652 --> 00:08:54,922 BECAUSE OF YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE. 224 00:08:54,915 --> 00:08:56,535 I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE. 225 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,366 JUNIOR! COME ON! WE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH! 226 00:08:59,369 --> 00:09:01,579 DAD, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND, LEILANI. 227 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:02,872 HI, LEILANI. 228 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:05,053 NICE TO MEET YOU. YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL SON. 229 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,045 IT'S GOOD TO SEE HIM THROUGH FRESH EYES, 230 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,257 BECAUSE WE'RE KIND OF SICK OF HIM OURSELVES. 231 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:10,929 WE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH. COME ON! 232 00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:13,131 COULD YOU GIVE ME A MINUTE, DAD? 233 00:09:14,765 --> 00:09:18,305 OKAY. ONE MINUTE. AND I'M TIMING YOU. 234 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,850 LEILANI, BECAUSE OF YOU, 235 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:26,153 THIS TRIP HAS BEEN EXTRA, EXTRA, EXTRA SPECIAL, 236 00:09:26,146 --> 00:09:28,186 AND I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 237 00:09:28,188 --> 00:09:30,488 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, EITHER. 238 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:32,530 I LOVE YOU, LEILANI. 239 00:09:32,532 --> 00:09:34,192 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 240 00:09:44,294 --> 00:09:46,304 ALL RIGHT, SHUTTLE LEAVES ANY MINUTE. 241 00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:48,546 START GRABBING BAGS, HEAD INTO THE LOBBY. 242 00:09:48,548 --> 00:09:49,668 OKAY, DAD. 243 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:52,510 WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE IT ON TIME. 244 00:09:52,512 --> 00:09:53,762 CLAIRE? 245 00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:56,024 KADY? 246 00:09:56,016 --> 00:09:58,426 LITTLE PIPPY! 247 00:09:58,428 --> 00:10:00,598 LITTLE PIPPY! 248 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:05,820 LORDY, LORDY, WHERE'S MY CHILD? 249 00:10:08,398 --> 00:10:11,148 I LOVES YOU, KADY, BUT I SWEAR I KILLS YOU DEAD 250 00:10:11,151 --> 00:10:13,531 IF YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT THAT DAMN DOLL! 251 00:10:15,696 --> 00:10:18,156 LITTLE PIPPY! 252 00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:19,908 AAH! COME ON, HURRY UP. 253 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,620 Jay: THERE YOU ARE! 254 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,331 WE JUST MIGHT MAKE THE FLIGHT NOW. 255 00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:25,804 THANK GOD YOU FOUND JUNIOR. 256 00:10:25,796 --> 00:10:27,506 YEAH, BUT I LOST THE GIRLS. 257 00:10:27,507 --> 00:10:28,667 YOU LOST THE GIRLS?! 258 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,549 YEAH, BUT I GOT THE BAGS AND THE BOY. 259 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:31,800 2 OUT OF 3 AIN'T BAD. 260 00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:33,302 MICHAEL, GO GET THE GIRLS. 261 00:10:33,303 --> 00:10:35,973 NO, THINK ABOUT IT. IF WE LEAVE THE GIRLS HERE NOW, 262 00:10:35,966 --> 00:10:38,886 NOT ONLY DO WE MAKE THE PLANE, BUT I GET THE GAME ROOM, 263 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:42,849 AND YOU GET THAT BATHROOM YOU WANTED WITH THE TURBO-JET BIDET. 264 00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:43,893 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 265 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:47,484 MICHAEL, GO GET THE GIRLS. 266 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:50,648 HEY, JAY. SHE GOT MY HAT ON! 267 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,320 MICHAEL. THE GIRLS. 268 00:10:56,076 --> 00:10:57,906 LITTLE PIPPY! 269 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,738 LITTLE PIPPY! 270 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:02,410 THAT'S IT! I'M GOING BACK TO MY ROOM. 271 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,662 I'M BURNING UP HERE. 272 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,593 YOU CAN'T LEAVE! YOU PROMISED! YOU PROMISED! 273 00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:08,956 READ MY LIPS -- 274 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,459 LITTLE PIPPY IS DEAD! 275 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:11,790 YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD, TOO, 276 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:14,552 BECAUSE I'M GONNA TELL DADDY ABOUT THE BILL 277 00:11:14,554 --> 00:11:16,514 IF YOU DON'T HELP ME FIND HER. 278 00:11:16,506 --> 00:11:19,926 LORDY, LORDY, WHERE'S LITTLE PIPPY? 279 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:24,600 COME ON, KADY, WHERE'S THE LAST PLACE YOU SAW HER? 280 00:11:24,604 --> 00:11:28,364 OKAY. RACHEL AND I WERE PLAYING ON THE BEACH... 281 00:11:28,358 --> 00:11:29,728 AND? 282 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,610 SHE WANTED TO HOLD HER, BUT I WOULDN'T LET HER. 283 00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:32,521 SO... 284 00:11:32,522 --> 00:11:34,742 SO, I BURIED LITTLE PIPPY. 285 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:37,025 WHERE? IN THE SAND! 286 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,447 AAAAAAAH! 287 00:11:41,121 --> 00:11:43,701 JAY! I LOOKED EVERYWHERE. I CAN'T FIND THEM. 288 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,883 DID YOU CHECK THE BEACH? 289 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:47,535 I TELL YOU, EVERYWHERE. I SAW SOME SUNBATHERS 290 00:11:47,537 --> 00:11:50,207 AND A COUPLE OF HOMELESS KIDS DIGGING IN THE SAND. 291 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,420 MICHAEL, GO OUT THERE AND CHECK AGAIN. 292 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:54,672 LOOK, I WANT TO RUN SOMETHING PAST YOU -- 293 00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:56,304 IF WE LEAVE NOW, 294 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,966 WE CAN TAKE THE GIRLS' TICKETS, CASH IT IN, 295 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:02,339 AND YOU AND I CAN GET BUMPED UP TO FIRST CLASS! HUH? 296 00:12:02,342 --> 00:12:04,262 IT'S BEAUTIFUL UP THERE. 297 00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:06,654 THEY GIVE YOU FREE WINE AND CHEESE AND -- 298 00:12:06,646 --> 00:12:07,936 GO. 299 00:12:07,938 --> 00:12:10,348 JUST MULL IT OVER. THINK ABOUT IT. 300 00:12:11,651 --> 00:12:13,731 CLAIRE! 301 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,573 KADY! 302 00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:19,948 CLAIRE! 303 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:22,240 OVER HERE, DAD! 304 00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:27,785 RAGGEDY ANN AND SANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 305 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,208 WE HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH. 306 00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:31,079 DAD, WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS. 307 00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:32,421 SHE BURIED LITTLE PIPPY. 308 00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:34,292 SO WHAT? I'LL BUY HER ANOTHER DOLL. 309 00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:35,934 NO. I WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT HER, 310 00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:37,926 JUST LIKE YOU WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME. 311 00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:39,758 WRONG TWICE. LET'S GO. 312 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,589 IS SHE FOLLOWING US? NOT YET. 313 00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:44,762 I FOUND HER! I FOUND HER! 314 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,234 I FOUND HER! 315 00:12:46,226 --> 00:12:47,726 GOOD. WHERE? 316 00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:49,147 OVER THERE! 317 00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:51,519 SHE KIDNAPPED LITTLE PIPPY. I'M GONNA KILL HER! 318 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,521 NO, NO, NO. LET ME HANDLE THIS. 319 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,573 TAKE YOUR SISTER BACK TO THE LOBBY, 320 00:12:55,565 --> 00:12:57,235 AND I'LL GO GET LITTLE PIPPIN. 321 00:12:57,237 --> 00:12:58,357 PIPPY. 322 00:12:58,358 --> 00:13:00,698 WHATEVER. 323 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,610 HI, RACHEL. 324 00:13:02,612 --> 00:13:04,402 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 325 00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:07,674 WELL, SWEETIE, IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE MY DAUGHTER'S DOLL. 326 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:10,167 TELL IT TO JUDGE JUDY. 327 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:13,580 LOOK, SWEETHEART, I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A NICE MAN. 328 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:16,133 THAT'S MY LITTLE GIRL'S DOLL YOU HAVE. 329 00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:18,916 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF FINDERS KEEPERS? 330 00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:21,009 HA HA. FINDERS KEEPERS. 331 00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:25,561 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL GIVE YOU A WHOLE $5 FOR THAT DOLL. 332 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,765 $5?! YEAH. 333 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,517 I BET IT'S WORTH $100. 334 00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:31,769 $100?! 335 00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:35,531 OKAY. I'LL GIVE YOU $100 FOR THE DOLL, OKAY? 336 00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:39,565 I DON'T KNOW. IF YOU'RE WILLING TO PAY $100, 337 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,609 YOU'RE PROBABLY WILLING TO PAY $500. 338 00:13:42,612 --> 00:13:44,492 $500? 339 00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:48,664 YOU CERTAINLY DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN THERE, CARROT TOP. 340 00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:53,038 LET ME JUST DIG DOWN HERE AND FIND THE $500. 341 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:56,423 WAAAA! THE BAD MAN STOLE MY DOLLY! 342 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,586 GO! RUN! RUN! 343 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:03,128 WAAAA! BAD MAN STOLE MY DOLLY! 344 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,313 HE'S A THIEF! 345 00:14:05,305 --> 00:14:06,965 HEY, TAKE IT LIGHTLY, HUH, BROTHER? 346 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,597 YEAH, MULATTO. 347 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,518 THERE YOU ARE! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 348 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,970 WE HAD TO RUN AROUND THE HOTEL TWICE TO LOSE RACHEL. 349 00:14:12,973 --> 00:14:15,693 WHAT? AND WHY ARE THEY DRESSED LIKE THAT?! 350 00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:18,025 THAT'S A LONG STORY. WE DON'T HAVE TIME. 351 00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:20,438 HI, KYLE FAMILY. WE ARE CHECKING OUT. 352 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,070 VERY GOOD. DID YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY HERE AT THE ROYAL HAWAIIAN? 353 00:14:23,073 --> 00:14:24,363 IT WAS WONDERFUL. 354 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,624 DO YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR BAGS? NO, WE DON'T. 355 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,656 DID YOU FIND -- I SAID WE WERE FINE! 356 00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:30,658 ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST PRINT OUT 357 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,580 ANY ROOM CHARGES YOU MAY HAVE INCURRED. 358 00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,122 WELL, IT SHOULDN'T BE MUCH. 359 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,174 OF COURSE. LET'S JUST SEE, SHALL WE? 360 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:41,878 WOW, 2 PAGES IS A LITTLE MORE THAN I THOUGHT. 361 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,434 SOMETIMES THESE OLD PRINTERS JAM. 362 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,140 THERE WE GO. 363 00:15:01,571 --> 00:15:04,571 [ PRINTER HUMMING ] 364 00:15:12,622 --> 00:15:16,092 [ MICHAEL TAPPING FINGERS ] 365 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,961 CONGRATULATIONS, SIR. 366 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,883 YOU'VE BROKEN THE HOUSE RECORD. 367 00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,764 WELL, THIS IS NOT ALL I'M GONNA BREAK. 368 00:15:26,756 --> 00:15:29,096 YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T YELL AT ME, REMEMBER? 369 00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:30,889 IT SHUTS ME DOWN WHEN YOU YELL AT ME. 370 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,760 Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 371 00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:33,932 I'll whisper it to you. 372 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,523 I'm gonna wring your little neck 373 00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:38,645 until you shut down completely. You hear me? 374 00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:41,268 I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN YOU YELLED. 375 00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:44,941 HONEY, WILL YOU PAY THE BILL WHILE I KILL OUR DAUGHTER? OH, SURE. 376 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,374 THAT'S FOR THE MILK CARTON. 377 00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:48,737 IS SHE INSURED? 378 00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:52,028 SHE SURE IS. WE'RE GONNA USE THAT TO PAY THIS BILL. 379 00:15:52,032 --> 00:15:53,702 DADDY, I AM SO SORRY. 380 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,133 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. 381 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,665 BUT IN MY DEFENSE, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GAVE ME PERMISSION 382 00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:58,917 TO PUT THAT STUFF ON THE ROOM. 383 00:15:58,918 --> 00:16:00,168 AND YOU SAID, AND I QUOTE, 384 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:02,380 "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE ROOM IF IT COVERS YOUR BODY." 385 00:16:02,382 --> 00:16:04,212 SO PLEASE, DADDY, DON'T KILL ME. 386 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,264 I LEARNED MY LESSON. I AM SO SORRY. 387 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,256 MAY I SAY SOMETHING, PLEASE? YES. 388 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,588 YOU ARE SO DEAD! 389 00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:12,430 WELL PUT, SON. 390 00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,432 THIS IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR ALLOWANCE 391 00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:16,064 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 392 00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:17,356 HA HA! 393 00:16:17,357 --> 00:16:19,357 AND YOU CAN KISS BEAUTY SCHOOL GOODBYE. 394 00:16:19,359 --> 00:16:20,559 HA HA! 395 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,690 $400 IN PAY-PER-VIEW FOR "LILO AND STITCH"?! 396 00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:26,743 UH, I'D LIKE TO TAKE THAT "HA HA" BACK. 397 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:30,486 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN KISS DAYCARE GOODBYE, TOO, MISS. 398 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,820 AND WHAT DID YOU CHARGE? 399 00:16:31,821 --> 00:16:33,161 WHAT DID YOU CHARGE? 400 00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:36,253 WHAT I GOT ON THIS TRIP, YOU CAN'T CHARGE TO A ROOM. 401 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,376 WELL, ACTUALLY IN VEGAS, YOU CAN. 402 00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:40,078 NO, DAD. I MEAN HAPPINESS. 403 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,750 Jay: YOU KNOW WHAT? JUNIOR'S RIGHT. 404 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,582 BESIDES THE LAST HALF HOUR, 405 00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:47,434 THIS TRIP DID GIVE US A LOT OF HAPPINESS. 406 00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:50,717 AND SOME KILLER CLOTHES, TOO, RIGHT, POP? HA HA. 407 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,760 TOO SOON? 408 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,631 YEAH, TOO SOON. 409 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:54,933 SIR, THE WIKI WIKI SHUTTLE'S 410 00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:56,774 GETTING READY TO GO TO THE AIRPORT, 411 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,396 AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE YOUR FLIGHT ON TIME. 412 00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:01,599 GREAT. EVERYBODY, LET'S GO. 413 00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:03,271 LET'S MAKE IT. LET'S GO. 414 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,483 JUNIOR, COME ON. 415 00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:05,704 JUNIOR! 416 00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:06,855 I'M NOT GOING. 417 00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:09,316 LOOK, DON'T DO THIS TO ME, SON. 418 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,529 WE GOT TO GO. 419 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,570 DAD, I'VE DECIDED TO STAY. 420 00:17:12,572 --> 00:17:14,702 I'M IN LOVE, AND I CAN'T -- 421 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:17,124 I WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT LEILANI. 422 00:17:17,117 --> 00:17:19,537 SON, YOU ARE NOT THINKING THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH. 423 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,749 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO SUPPORT YOURSELF? 424 00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:22,961 I'M GONNA USE MY HEAD. 425 00:17:22,962 --> 00:17:24,712 I'LL BE A HUGE TOURIST ATTRACTION! 426 00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:27,054 WATCH THIS. 427 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,336 OW! 428 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,879 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT RIPE. 429 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,170 HERE, TRY THIS ONE. 430 00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:34,302 OKAY. YEAH. 431 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,274 OW! 432 00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:38,675 IT'S JUST A BAD BATCH. 433 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:41,348 HERE, TRY ONE MORE TIME. 434 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,941 OW! 435 00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:47,402 YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU'RE NOT USING YOUR BRAIN. 436 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:49,277 YOU'RE NOT THINKING STRAIGHT. 437 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:52,449 DAD, LEILANI'S THE GREATEST GIRL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 438 00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:54,242 I LOVE HER. 439 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:58,004 HOW CAN I SAY THIS IN LESS THAN 60 SECONDS? 440 00:17:57,997 --> 00:18:02,657 SON, LEILANI IS THE FIRST OF MANY GIRLS IN YOUR LIFE. 441 00:18:02,662 --> 00:18:05,712 I KNOW RIGHT NOW SHE FEELS LIKE SHE'S THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU. 442 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,875 BUT THIS IS JUST PUPPY LOVE. 443 00:18:07,877 --> 00:18:10,707 IT'S THE MOST INTENSE, WONDERFUL, 444 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,550 PAINFUL EXPERIENCE IN LIFE. 445 00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:14,342 BUT IT WILL PASS, OKAY? 446 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,774 AND IF IT DOESN'T, 447 00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:18,765 I'LL FLY YOU BACK RIGHT HERE, THIS SAME HOTEL. 448 00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:23,678 BUT RIGHT NOW, THE WIKI WIKI SHUTTLE'S WAITING FOR US. 449 00:18:23,683 --> 00:18:27,233 WAITING TO TAKE ME, YOU, YOUR MOM, AND THE GIRLS HOME. 450 00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:29,567 SO YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION. 451 00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:31,939 I HOPE YOU CHOOSE WISELY. 452 00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:33,691 I LOVE YOU, SON... 453 00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:36,743 BUT I CAN'T MISS THE WIKI WIKI. 454 00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:45,213 OW! 455 00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:46,745 WAIT UP! 456 00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:51,509 I REALLY ENJOYED MEETING LEILANI. 457 00:18:51,511 --> 00:18:53,551 SHE SEEMED LIKE A REALLY SWEET GIRL. 458 00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:55,723 YEAH, SHE IS. SHE REMINDS ME A LOT OF YOU. 459 00:18:55,715 --> 00:18:58,925 OH, THAT'S NICE. 460 00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:01,428 HEY, SAY GOODBYE TO THE HOTEL, EVERYBODY. 461 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,561 BYE, HOTEL. BYE, HOTEL. BYE, HOTEL. 462 00:19:03,563 --> 00:19:05,903 SO, MICHAEL, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME? 463 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:09,525 ANY TIME I SPEND WITH MY WIFE AND KIDS IS A GOOD TIME. 464 00:19:09,529 --> 00:19:12,569 BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND GET IN MY BED 465 00:19:12,572 --> 00:19:15,622 AND WEAR MY OWN CLOTHES. 466 00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:18,575 HEY, THERE'S THAT GUY AGAIN! 467 00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:19,698 AND THOSE ARE MY CRITICALS! 468 00:19:19,699 --> 00:19:21,279 TELL ME THAT'S NOT MY CRITICALS. 469 00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:22,701 THOSE ARE YOUR CRITICALS. MICHAEL! 470 00:19:22,702 --> 00:19:25,042 LEAVE IT ALONE! 471 00:19:25,044 --> 00:19:26,214 BABE! 472 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:31,548 [ INDISTINCT YELLING ] 473 00:19:33,593 --> 00:19:37,473 OKAY, EVERYBODY GET TOGETHER. SMILE. 474 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,847 SAY, "PARADISE!" 475 00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:41,889 PARA -- PARA -- PARA -- PARA -- 476 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,080 HA HA HA! 477 00:20:02,081 --> 00:20:04,241 SHUT UP! 478 00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:16,222 HONEY, WILL YOU PAY THE BILL WHILE I KILL OUR DAUGHTER? OH, SURE. 479 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,095 THAT'S FOR THE MILK CARTON. 480 00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:27,734 MAHALO. MAHALO. MAHALO. 481 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,147 MAHALO OUT OF MY WAY. 482 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,634 I SURE HOPE DAD'S NEW MELLOW MOOD 483 00:20:46,626 --> 00:20:48,626 LASTS LONG ENOUGH FOR HIM NOT TO KILL ME. 484 00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:50,038 AAAAAAAAAH! OOH! 485 00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:52,629 YOUR MOTHER LEFT -- HA HA HA HA. 486 00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:55,974 AAAAAAH! OOH! 487 00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:59,215 YOUR MOTHER -- YOUR MOTHER -- HA HA HA! 488 00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,378 AAAAAAH! OOH! 489 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:03,140 [ Laughing ] YOUR MOTHER READ THE TICKET WRONG! 490 00:21:03,142 --> 00:21:04,762 WHY CAN'T I GET THIS? 491 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,646 AH! YOUR MOTHER -- [ BABBLING ] 32774

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