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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,084 --> 00:00:04,894 DO YOU HAVE THE TICKETS? 2 00:00:04,885 --> 00:00:08,335 YEP, I'VE GOT ALL 25 BOARDING PASSES RIGHT HERE. 3 00:00:08,339 --> 00:00:10,719 WE GO NEW YORK TO SCRANTON, RIGHT? YEAH. 4 00:00:10,721 --> 00:00:13,131 SCRANTON TO CHICAGO -- THAT'S THE WINDY CITY. 5 00:00:13,134 --> 00:00:15,984 THEN WE ZIP OVER TO DENVER, SHOOT TO WISCONSIN, 6 00:00:15,976 --> 00:00:18,306 ZIP BACK TO NEW YORK, AND THEN -- BAM! 7 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:21,099 NEXT DAY, STRAIGHT SHOT -- STRAIGHT SHOT TO HAWAII. 8 00:00:22,443 --> 00:00:25,113 OH, MY GOODNESS. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IN HERE. 9 00:00:25,106 --> 00:00:26,146 WHAT? 10 00:00:26,147 --> 00:00:28,027 YEAH, WE GONNA PLAY "HIDE THE MONKEY" IN HERE. 11 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,908 WELCOME TO THE ROYAL HAWAIIAN. MAY I TAKE YOUR LUGGAGE? 12 00:00:30,911 --> 00:00:32,571 YOU CAN DEFINITELY TAKE MINE. 13 00:00:33,954 --> 00:00:36,164 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME? 14 00:00:36,157 --> 00:00:38,957 I PLANNED ACTIVITIES FOR THE WHOLE WEEK. 15 00:00:38,959 --> 00:00:41,119 I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. I WANT TO SLEEP LATE. 16 00:00:41,122 --> 00:00:43,872 THAT'S OUR VACATION -- YOU SLEEPING?! 17 00:00:43,874 --> 00:00:45,094 YEAH! 18 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:49,216 [ HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS ] 19 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:52,050 SO, YOU'RE REALLY NOT COMING WITH US? 20 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,472 NOPE. 21 00:00:53,474 --> 00:00:56,144 YOU'RE REALLY NOT GETTING BACK INTO BED? 22 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:59,057 N-N-N-NOPE! 23 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,179 COME ON, JAY. 24 00:01:00,181 --> 00:01:02,101 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE MY SECOND HONEYMOON 25 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,943 WITHOUT MY HONEY OR HER MOON? 26 00:01:03,944 --> 00:01:06,534 THE SAME WAY I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FAMILY VACATION 27 00:01:06,947 --> 00:01:08,987 WITHOUT MY WHOLE FAMILY. 28 00:01:08,989 --> 00:01:10,189 COME ON, KIDS! 29 00:01:10,191 --> 00:01:12,901 IT'S 6:30 IN THE MORNING! LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN! 30 00:01:18,459 --> 00:01:21,999 ON DECEMBER 7, 1941, PEARL HARBOR WAS ATTACKED 31 00:01:22,002 --> 00:01:24,212 BY THE JAPANESE IMPERIAL NAVY. 32 00:01:24,205 --> 00:01:25,375 WHY? 33 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,756 BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO SINK OUR BATTLESHIP. 34 00:01:27,758 --> 00:01:30,208 WHY? GOOD QUESTION. 35 00:01:30,211 --> 00:01:31,841 THEY WANTED TO ENGAGE US IN WAR. 36 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,092 WHY? 37 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,523 AND BEHIND ME HERE IS A STATUE OF KING KAMEHAMEHA I, 38 00:01:36,517 --> 00:01:38,097 THE HEAD OF A DYNASTY 39 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,638 THAT RULED HAWAII FOR OVER A CENTURY. 40 00:01:40,641 --> 00:01:41,931 WHY? 41 00:01:41,932 --> 00:01:44,572 BECAUSE HE WANTED TO CONSOLIDATE HIS POWER. 42 00:01:44,565 --> 00:01:47,105 WHY? BECAUSE HE'S A KING, SWEETHEART, 43 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,567 AND THAT'S WHAT KINGS DO. 44 00:01:48,569 --> 00:01:50,029 WHY? 45 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:53,533 AH, YES, NOW, KIDS, 46 00:01:53,534 --> 00:01:56,584 THE BANYAN TREE, ORIGINALLY FROM INDIA, 47 00:01:56,577 --> 00:01:59,447 IS A STAPLE OF THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS 48 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:03,080 AND ONE OF THE MOST UNUSUAL TREES IN THE WORLD. 49 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:04,423 WHY? 50 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:07,245 UNLIKE MOST TREES, WHICH FEATURE A SINGLE TRUNK, 51 00:02:07,248 --> 00:02:09,588 THE BANYAN TREE CAN SUPPORT MULTIPLE TRUNKS. 52 00:02:09,590 --> 00:02:12,130 WHY? BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY GOD MADE IT. 53 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,802 WHY? ASK GOD. 54 00:02:13,804 --> 00:02:15,354 WHY? 55 00:02:15,346 --> 00:02:17,466 'CAUSE YOU ABOUT TO MEET HIM. NOW BE QUIET. 56 00:02:17,468 --> 00:02:20,218 WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO, KADY. 57 00:02:20,221 --> 00:02:21,851 WHY? 58 00:02:21,852 --> 00:02:24,232 WILL YOU BOTH PLEASE JUST STOP IT?! 59 00:02:24,225 --> 00:02:26,065 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 60 00:02:26,066 --> 00:02:28,816 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? 61 00:02:28,819 --> 00:02:30,979 BECAUSE I WAS HOPING YOU'D KILL ME, 62 00:02:30,981 --> 00:02:33,571 AND I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT KING COCKADOODOO. 63 00:02:33,574 --> 00:02:35,044 [ GASPS ] 64 00:02:35,035 --> 00:02:37,035 WELL, IF YOU AREN'T INTERESTED 65 00:02:37,037 --> 00:02:39,867 IN HAWAIIAN HISTORY, THEN WHY DID YOU COME? 66 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:41,200 BECAUSE YOU MADE ME. 67 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,542 I WANTED TO SLEEP IN AND GO TO THE BEACH WITH DAD. 68 00:02:43,544 --> 00:02:46,054 AH, YES, YOUR DADDY. 69 00:02:46,046 --> 00:02:48,416 I SEE ONCE AGAIN YOUR FATHER HAS POISONED 70 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,049 YOUR SIMPLE LITTLE MINDS. 71 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:51,130 IT'S NOT DAD'S FAULT. 72 00:02:51,131 --> 00:02:53,171 WE HATE LEARNING ALL ON OUR OWN. 73 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,933 OKAY. FINE. 74 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,256 WE'LL GO BACK TO THE BEAUTIFUL HOTEL 75 00:02:58,259 --> 00:03:00,469 AND BASK IN THE WARM, SUNNY SUN 76 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:03,221 AND PLAY ON THE SOFT, WHITE, SANDY BEACHES, 77 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:05,574 AND YOU ALL CAN BE JUST AS UNINFORMED 78 00:03:05,566 --> 00:03:07,186 AS ALL THE OTHER TOURISTS 79 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,397 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT. 80 00:03:21,282 --> 00:03:22,782 LOOK AT THIS. 81 00:03:22,783 --> 00:03:25,883 WILL YOU STOP TORTURING ME? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 82 00:03:25,876 --> 00:03:27,246 HELLO. HELLO! 83 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,288 HEY, CHECK THIS OUT. 84 00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:31,000 IF SHE FALLS INTO THE OCEAN, 85 00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:33,541 SHE DOESN'T NEED A FLOTATION DEVICE. 86 00:03:33,544 --> 00:03:35,014 RIGHT BACK TO THE TOP. 87 00:03:35,005 --> 00:03:36,215 [ CHUCKLES ] 88 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,716 OH, MAN. 89 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,508 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO HONK THE HORN ON THAT SUZUKI? 90 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:41,761 HELLO! 91 00:03:41,762 --> 00:03:45,112 AH-OOGA! AH-OOGA! 92 00:03:45,105 --> 00:03:46,975 HEY, WHOA. LOOK AT THIS BEAST -- 93 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,347 THE TROGLODYTE -- COMING OUT OF THAT WATER. 94 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:50,850 WHO LET THE DOGS OUT THERE? 95 00:03:50,851 --> 00:03:53,191 HER VEINS LOOK LIKE A ROAD MAP TO VERMONT. 96 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:54,743 THAT'S MY WIFE. 97 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,945 YEAH, I DIDN'T SAY WHICH PART OF VERMONT. 98 00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:58,817 I MEAN WHERE THEY MAKE THE MAPLE SYRUP. 99 00:03:58,819 --> 00:04:00,489 THAT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL. 100 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:03,161 FORGET ABOUT IT. LOOK WHAT'S COMING DOWN THE BEACH. 101 00:04:03,163 --> 00:04:06,673 WHO'S YOUR DADDY? OH, WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 102 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:09,207 I'M HER DADDY! THAT'S MY GIRL! 103 00:04:09,209 --> 00:04:11,329 AAH! LOOK AWAY! SHARK! 104 00:04:11,332 --> 00:04:12,372 [ SCREAMING ] 105 00:04:12,373 --> 00:04:13,833 DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 106 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:16,304 I'M COVERING UP WHAT YOU ARE NOT COVERING UP. 107 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:17,877 IT'S JUST A BIKINI. 108 00:04:17,878 --> 00:04:19,008 IT'S JUST A BIT TOO TEENY. 109 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,839 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY? 110 00:04:20,841 --> 00:04:23,471 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT A VOLCANO WITH YOUR MOTHER? 111 00:04:23,474 --> 00:04:26,694 SHE WAS DRIVING EVERYONE CRAZY, SO WE BEGGED FOR SOME FREE TIME. 112 00:04:26,687 --> 00:04:28,597 I WANT YOU TO GO INSIDE THAT HOTEL, 113 00:04:28,599 --> 00:04:31,229 AND I WANT YOU TO PUT ON SOME CLOTHES ON YOUR BEHIND. 114 00:04:31,231 --> 00:04:33,151 THIS IS THE ONLY BATHING SUIT I HAVE. 115 00:04:33,153 --> 00:04:36,283 THEN GO TO THE HOTEL GIFT SHOP AND BUY A ONE-PIECE SUIT. 116 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,566 BY THAT I MEAN I DON'T WANT ONE PIECE OF YOU HANGING OUT OF IT. 117 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:40,950 OKAY. GIVE ME SOME MONEY. 118 00:04:40,951 --> 00:04:42,821 NO. JUST SIGN IT TO THE ROOM. 119 00:04:42,823 --> 00:04:44,203 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU BUY 120 00:04:44,204 --> 00:04:47,294 AS LONG AS IT COVERS YOUR BODY. 121 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,167 HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS BEFORE? 122 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:51,670 [ SIGHS ] 123 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:59,968 [ BREATHING RAGGEDLY ] 124 00:05:08,929 --> 00:05:10,809 MICHAEL! 125 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:14,611 MICHAEL!! WILL YOU BE A HUSBAND AND HELP ME OUT HERE?! 126 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:15,815 MAN! 127 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,606 I GOTTA DO EVERYTHING... 128 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:19,938 TALKING TO SOME KING COCKADOODOO. 129 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:23,150 I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE, BAKE IN THE SUN, 130 00:05:23,153 --> 00:05:27,123 AND READ A TRASHY NOVEL SINCE MY HUSBAND DOESN'T LOVE ME ENOUGH 131 00:05:27,117 --> 00:05:29,867 TO DO SOMETHING MENTALLY STIMULATING. 132 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:31,250 JAY, LOOK AROUND HERE. 133 00:05:31,251 --> 00:05:34,291 YOU CAN'T BE MENTALLY STIMULATED BY THIS VIEW? 134 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:50,679 JAY? WHAT? 135 00:05:50,681 --> 00:05:51,851 [ RATTLING ] 136 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,142 JAY! WHAT?! 137 00:05:53,143 --> 00:05:55,363 OH, MICHAEL! GOOD FOR YOU! 138 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,855 THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU GET, TOO! 139 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,818 AND DON'T EVEN TRY COMPLAINING, EITHER! 140 00:06:00,821 --> 00:06:02,111 [ GRUNTING ] 141 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,872 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO -- GET THE THING UP. 142 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,865 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO STAY HERE, 143 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,577 AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T WANT 144 00:06:08,579 --> 00:06:10,159 TO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY. 145 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,580 I SHOULD'VE LEFT YOU UNDERNEATH THAT UMBRELLA. 146 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:16,503 IT WAS QUIET UNDER THAT UMBRELLA, YOU KNOW THAT? 147 00:06:16,497 --> 00:06:19,087 YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE NEXT YEAR, WE'LL GO TO PARIS, 148 00:06:19,089 --> 00:06:22,049 AND WE'LL HAVE A NICE FIGHT UNDERNEATH THE EIFFEL TOWER. 149 00:06:22,052 --> 00:06:25,722 THE WAY YOU BOOK FLIGHTS, WE MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW. 150 00:06:25,716 --> 00:06:27,346 HA HA HA. YOU KNOW WHAT? 151 00:06:27,347 --> 00:06:29,677 YOU WANNA SIT HERE AND ARGUE? FINE! 152 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,060 FINE! NO...FINE! 153 00:06:32,062 --> 00:06:33,472 FINE! 154 00:06:33,474 --> 00:06:36,734 FINE, FINE, FINE! 155 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,730 OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 156 00:06:41,732 --> 00:06:44,742 WE'RE IN PARADISE, BABY. I DON'T WANNA FIGHT. 157 00:06:44,735 --> 00:06:48,905 JANET MARIE KYLE, LOVE OF MY LIFE... 158 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,739 WOULD YOU PLEASE JOIN ME TONIGHT 159 00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:53,241 FOR AN EVENING OF FUN, ADVENTURE, AND SOME PEKING DUCK? 160 00:06:53,243 --> 00:06:54,593 REALLY? 161 00:06:54,585 --> 00:06:57,495 YEAH. I'LL BE DOING THE PEEKING, SO YOU BETTER DUCK. 162 00:06:57,498 --> 00:06:59,538 [ LAUGHS ] 163 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:00,840 JUST BECAUSE I'M LAUGHING 164 00:07:00,841 --> 00:07:02,841 DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK, MICHAEL. 165 00:07:02,843 --> 00:07:05,553 COME ON, BABY, LET'S MAKE THIS A SECOND HONEYMOON. 166 00:07:05,546 --> 00:07:07,426 LET THE KIDS BABYSIT EACH OTHER 167 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,387 AND WE'LL GO OUT, WE'LL HAVE FUN, 168 00:07:09,389 --> 00:07:12,509 AND THEN COME HOME AND GET FREAKY-DEAKY IN THE TIKI-TIKI. 169 00:07:12,513 --> 00:07:13,893 [ LAUGHS ] 170 00:07:13,894 --> 00:07:18,944 OKAY. OKAY. 171 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:22,149 INCLUDING THAT BEAUTIFUL DRESS YOU'RE WEARING... 172 00:07:22,152 --> 00:07:24,622 THAT'S $123.50. 173 00:07:24,615 --> 00:07:29,485 UM, IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD PUT IT ON THE ROOM? 329? 174 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,620 VERY GOOD, MISS KYLE. 175 00:07:31,622 --> 00:07:33,282 [ Laughs ] THANK YOU! 176 00:07:33,283 --> 00:07:36,923 EXCUSE ME, BUT WHAT ELSE CAN I PUT ON THE ROOM? 177 00:07:36,917 --> 00:07:40,667 OH, ANYTHING. FOOD, DRINKS, SURF EQUIPMENT RENTALS... 178 00:07:40,671 --> 00:07:42,751 AND, OF COURSE, THE SPA. 179 00:07:42,753 --> 00:07:46,393 THE SPA? YOU MEAN, LIKE, FACIALS AND MANICURES AND PEDICURES 180 00:07:46,386 --> 00:07:48,426 AND SEAWEED WRAPS AND MASSAGES? 181 00:07:48,428 --> 00:07:50,678 WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES. 182 00:07:50,681 --> 00:07:53,301 [ LAUGHS ] WELL, YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL. 183 00:07:53,303 --> 00:07:54,983 THANK YOU. 184 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,765 OH, I LIKE THESE. CAN I PUT THESE ON THE ROOM? 185 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:01,149 VERY GOOD! 186 00:08:01,151 --> 00:08:02,811 OH, AND I NEED ALOE CONDITIONER. 187 00:08:02,813 --> 00:08:04,273 GOT IT. 188 00:08:04,274 --> 00:08:05,744 ON YOUR ROOM? 189 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:07,316 LET'S DO THAT. 190 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:09,317 [ LAUGHS ] THIS IS GREAT! 191 00:08:13,874 --> 00:08:16,754 GOD, WHY'D YOU PLAY THIS TRICK ON ME? 192 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,207 [ PANTING ] 193 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,458 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 194 00:08:19,459 --> 00:08:21,459 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING, SON? 195 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:24,041 THIS IS CALLED THE TROPICAL SEDUCTION SUIT. 196 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:25,304 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 197 00:08:25,295 --> 00:08:27,795 IT'S NICE IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SEDUCE A PARROT. 198 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,298 THANKS. 199 00:08:29,299 --> 00:08:30,839 OH. I REALLY LIKE IT -- 200 00:08:30,841 --> 00:08:33,841 PLEASE EXTEND MY CURFEW -- HERE IN HAWAII. 201 00:08:33,844 --> 00:08:36,314 YEAH, IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL -- BE HOME BY 10:00 -- 202 00:08:36,306 --> 00:08:37,556 PLACE IN THE WORLD. 203 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:39,228 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU STAY OUT LATE, SON, 204 00:08:39,229 --> 00:08:40,349 COME HOME AT 2:00? 205 00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:42,480 OH, NO, DAD. I SHOULD BE HOME BY 10:00. 206 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:44,062 YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER YOU SAY. 207 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,816 I'VE BEEN USING YOUR SUGGESTION OF COMMUNICATING, 208 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:49,949 AND IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING. 209 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:51,820 I MET A GIRL AT THE LUAU LAST NIGHT. 210 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:54,072 GOOD FOR YOU. I HOPE YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN TO HER. 211 00:08:54,074 --> 00:08:55,664 OH, I WILL BE. 212 00:08:55,656 --> 00:08:57,706 I PLAN TO SAY "THANK YOU" AS SOON AS WE'RE FINISHED. 213 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,078 JUNIOR, AS YOUR FATHER, 214 00:08:59,079 --> 00:09:01,959 I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD WAIT TO HAVE SEX, 215 00:09:01,962 --> 00:09:04,672 BUT I CAN'T FOLLOW YOU AROUND THIS ISLAND, 216 00:09:04,665 --> 00:09:08,125 SO I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO AT LEAST BE RESPONSIBLE. 217 00:09:08,128 --> 00:09:09,758 I WILL, DAD. GOOD. 218 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,880 AND REMEMBER, THIS GIRL HAS FEELINGS, 219 00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:14,302 AND YOU CAN'T PUT PROTECTION ON THE HEART. 220 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:17,354 OKAY, DAD. I'M GONNA GO TRY AND FIND HER. 221 00:09:17,347 --> 00:09:19,177 AND, SON? 222 00:09:19,179 --> 00:09:21,559 AT YOUR AGE, SEX IS OVERRATED. 223 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,181 IT'S A MINUTE OF THIS -- [ BABBLING ] 224 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:26,744 FOLLOWED BY EIGHT HOURS OF THIS -- 225 00:09:26,737 --> 00:09:28,397 [ IMITATES SNORING ] 226 00:09:28,398 --> 00:09:31,898 OKAY, DAD. SEE YOU LATER. 227 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:44,632 THAT WHOLE "KING KONG" SPEECH FROM "TRAINING DAY"? 228 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,795 THAT WAS MY IDEA. 229 00:09:45,796 --> 00:09:47,966 I SAID, "LOOK, D." -- THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM -- 230 00:09:47,968 --> 00:09:51,088 "WE NEED ANOTHER OSCAR SO I CAN HAVE ONE TO PUT IN MY ROOM." 231 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,671 WOW. 232 00:09:52,673 --> 00:09:55,893 SO, HOW ABOUT YOU? UM, TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. 233 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:59,306 LEILANI'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NAME. DOES IT MEAN ANYTHING? 234 00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:01,889 YES. IT MEANS "MOST BEAUTIFUL OF DAUGHTERS 235 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:05,362 WHO'S BEEN BLESSED BY THE WIND AND KISSED BY THE OCEAN." 236 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,985 REALLY? NO. 237 00:10:06,987 --> 00:10:08,317 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 238 00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:09,898 JUST YANKING YOUR CHAIN. 239 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,900 IT'S THE HAWAIIAN VERSION OF BETTY. 240 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:12,862 OH. 241 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,873 SO, IS YOUR FATHER HERE? 242 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:19,575 NO, NO. HE'S SHOOTING "TRAINING DAY 2 -- ALL TRAINED UP." 243 00:10:19,579 --> 00:10:22,289 I'LL BET THAT WAS YOUR IDEA, TOO. 244 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:25,052 YEP. SO, WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER DO? 245 00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:27,415 OH, HE'S KING OF HAWAII. 246 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:30,837 WOW. DO YOU KNOW QUEEN LATIFAH? 247 00:10:30,841 --> 00:10:32,251 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 248 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:34,302 OH...I HAVE TO GO. 249 00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:37,854 WHY DON'T WE MEET BACK HERE AT 8:00 TONIGHT? 250 00:10:37,848 --> 00:10:39,888 OKAY. I'LL BE WAITING RIGHT HERE. 251 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,020 [ LAUGHS ] 252 00:10:44,815 --> 00:10:46,225 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 253 00:10:46,226 --> 00:10:47,766 I'M WAITING FOR 8:00. 254 00:10:47,768 --> 00:10:50,858 OH, THAT'S VERY SWEET, LITTLE D., BUT, UM... 255 00:10:50,861 --> 00:10:54,151 WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO THE HOTEL AND REST UP? 256 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,284 YOU'VE GOT A LONG NIGHT AHEAD OF YOU, CUTIE. 257 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,910 I'M CUTE! I'M CUTE! 258 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,712 SHE REALLY THINKS I'M CUTE! 259 00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:09,747 BABY, I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D HAVE FINE HABERDASHERY 260 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,500 LIKE THIS ON THE ISLANDS. 261 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:14,633 WELL? 262 00:11:14,634 --> 00:11:17,804 YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE. GIVE ME THAT CAMERA. 263 00:11:17,798 --> 00:11:19,178 REALLY? YEAH. 264 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,559 STAND OVER THERE. 265 00:11:21,561 --> 00:11:23,141 YEAH, YEAH. 266 00:11:23,143 --> 00:11:26,863 AND NOW, THROW THE BUTT OUT. THROW THE -- AW, YEAH. 267 00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:28,147 [ LAUGHING ] 268 00:11:28,148 --> 00:11:29,768 NOW, COME HERE. 269 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:32,310 WAIT. YOU EVER NOTICE HOW EVERY TIME WE GO TO KISS, 270 00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:33,732 KADY'S SOMEWHERE AROUND? 271 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,534 WILL YOU STOP BEING RIDICULOUS? 272 00:11:35,525 --> 00:11:36,945 I'M SERIOUS. WATCH. 273 00:11:39,619 --> 00:11:40,739 SEE? 274 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:41,911 WOW. 275 00:11:41,912 --> 00:11:44,412 GOOD, SHE'S GONE. COME HERE. 276 00:11:45,495 --> 00:11:48,035 OOH! KADY! KADY, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 277 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,330 CLAIRE! JUNIOR! 278 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,723 LISTEN, YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE GOING OUT. 279 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,795 I WANT YOU GUYS TO ORDER ROOM SERVICE, AND DO NOT GO CRAZY. 280 00:11:58,799 --> 00:11:59,759 SURE, DAD. 281 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,930 ALL RIGHT. 282 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:02,931 HEY, BABY, WE CAN HAVE DRINKS AT SUNSET, 283 00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:05,653 AND THEN WE'LL HAVE DINNER RIGHT AFTER, OKAY? 284 00:12:05,645 --> 00:12:07,765 GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS! I LOVE YOU! 285 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,808 LOVE YOU, TOO, MOM. LOVE YOU, TOO. 286 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:12,480 ALL RIGHT, I'M OUT OF HERE. SMELL YOU LATER. 287 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,692 OH, NO YOU DON'T. 288 00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:14,913 I'M GOING OUT, TOO. 289 00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:16,355 BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO WATCH KADY. 290 00:12:16,356 --> 00:12:18,776 YOU'RE NOT SADDLING ME WITH LITTLE MISS ITCHY BUTT. 291 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,779 I'VE GOT A DATE. A "DATE" DATE? 292 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,201 YEP. WITH A "GIRL" GIRL? 293 00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:24,412 MM-HMM. THAT'S A "LIE" LIE. 294 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:26,504 CLAIRE, I'M SERIOUS. 295 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,206 WOW. WELL, I WON'T STAND IN THE WAY OF A MIRACLE. 296 00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:30,539 YOU GO. 297 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:31,960 OH, BLESS YOU! 298 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:35,433 DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD AT LEAST BRING HER A PRESENT? 299 00:12:35,425 --> 00:12:39,675 UM...DO YOU THINK SHE'D LIKE THESE MACADAMIA NUTS? 300 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:42,179 WHY NOT? IF SHE'S GOING OUT WITH YOU, SHE IS NUTS. 301 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:45,774 KADY... 302 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,885 GET DRESSED. WE'RE GOING OUT. 303 00:12:47,888 --> 00:12:50,228 I DON'T WANNA GET DRESSED AGAIN. 304 00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:54,480 OKAY, FINE. WE'LL GO TO A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE WEARS ROBES. 305 00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:57,534 OKAY, AFTER THE FACIALS, I WANT TO GET SOME NEW CLOTHES, 306 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,777 AND I SAW SOME JEWELRY I WANTED TO PICK UP. 307 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,859 AND THEN YOU AND I CAN GET SOME DINNER. 308 00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:04,532 DADDY MUST HAVE GIVEN YOU A LOT OF MONEY. 309 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,714 WE DON'T NEED MONEY IN HAWAII. WE JUST PUT IT ON THE ROOM. 310 00:13:07,707 --> 00:13:09,957 THIS IS SO GREAT. 311 00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:15,593 LEILANI? 312 00:13:15,585 --> 00:13:17,085 LEILANI? 313 00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:21,219 STORY OF MY LIFE... 314 00:13:21,221 --> 00:13:25,481 ALONE ON A BEACH, HOLDING MY NUTS. 315 00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:28,345 JUNIOR? JUNIOR? 316 00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:30,848 OH, SHE'S HERE! THANK YOU, LORD! 317 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,141 I owe you one! I owe you big! 318 00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:34,233 HEY! 319 00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:35,944 SORRY I'M LATE. 320 00:13:35,936 --> 00:13:38,896 WERE YOU? I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 321 00:13:38,899 --> 00:13:41,359 I HAD TO TAKE A LITTLE EXTRA TIME 322 00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:43,781 TO GET READY FOR MR. WASHINGTON. 323 00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:45,123 WHO'S THAT? 324 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,705 YOU, SILLY. 325 00:13:46,706 --> 00:13:48,656 OH, OH! THAT'S RIGHT! 326 00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:51,208 SO, UM, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 327 00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:54,451 OH, I THOUGHT WE COULD LOOK OUT AT THE WAVES AND TALK 328 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:57,094 AND, YOU KNOW, JUST GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 329 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,717 OH. 330 00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:00,958 YOU SOUND DISAPPOINTED. 331 00:14:00,961 --> 00:14:03,051 WELL, I WAS JUST HOPING... 332 00:14:03,053 --> 00:14:05,563 WE COULD DO SOMETHING ELSE. 333 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:06,845 LIKE WHAT? 334 00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:12,969 [ WHISTLING, EXPLOSIONS ] 335 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,687 HEY. TO SECOND HONEYMOONS. 336 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,780 TO SECOND HONEYMOONS. 337 00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:25,542 YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY? 338 00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:29,575 THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME TO THIS BEAUTIFUL ISLAND, 339 00:14:29,579 --> 00:14:33,789 AND THIS BEAUTIFUL HOTEL, AND THIS BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT. 340 00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,763 HEY, WHERE ELSE WOULD I BRING 341 00:14:35,755 --> 00:14:37,625 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD? 342 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,837 OH... 343 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,208 TO US. 344 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,500 YES. TO US. 345 00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,552 [ LAUGHS ] 346 00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,064 MMM. 347 00:14:46,056 --> 00:14:48,556 OH, BABY, THAT'S GOOD. WHAT IS THIS? 348 00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:49,808 SEX ON THE BEACH, OR, 349 00:14:49,809 --> 00:14:52,429 AS I CALL IT, POKEY-POKEY IN THE SAND. 350 00:14:52,432 --> 00:14:53,852 [ LAUGHS ] 351 00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:56,863 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL GO GET US A PUPU PLATTER, ALL RIGHT? 352 00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:59,016 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 353 00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:02,149 HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY? 354 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,652 EXCUSE ME, SIR, COULD WE GET A PUPU PLATTER 355 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,374 FOR THAT TABLE OVER THERE? 356 00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:08,786 RIGHT AWAY, SIR. 357 00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:11,408 Janet: [ Thinking ] LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN -- 358 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,951 PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. 359 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,673 OH, LORD, THERE HE IS. 360 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,915 I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT, 361 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,456 BUT I INADVERTENTLY PUT A MOJO ON THIS MAN, 362 00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:20,749 AND NOW HE WANTS ME. 363 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:23,920 HE THINKS HE'S GONNA COME OVER HERE AND LAY ON HIS CHARM, 364 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,353 BUT I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO BREAK HIS HEART. 365 00:15:26,346 --> 00:15:30,176 OH, MY GOD. LOOK WHO JUST WALKED IN. 366 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,850 AND LOOK AT ME! I'M LOOKING EXTRA FINE TONIGHT! 367 00:15:33,853 --> 00:15:35,613 THIS WOMAN WANTS ME. 368 00:15:35,605 --> 00:15:37,555 I MEAN, I CAN'T SAY I BLAME HER. 369 00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:40,057 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME! LOOK WHAT I'M WORKING WITH! 370 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:44,560 I GOT TO PUT AN END TO THIS! 371 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,744 HELLO AGAIN. DON'T YOU "HELLO AGAIN" ME! 372 00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:48,566 HELLO. LOOK, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! 373 00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:49,778 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 374 00:15:49,779 --> 00:15:51,529 LOOK HERE, MR. CHEST AND ABS, 375 00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:53,491 I DON'T WANNA RUIN YOUR VACATION, 376 00:15:53,493 --> 00:15:56,343 AND I KNOW YOU'RE THIS BIG-TIME MODEL AND EVERYTHING, 377 00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:58,666 AND YOU'RE PROBABLY USED TO GETTING EVERY GIRL 378 00:15:58,668 --> 00:15:59,998 YOU SNAP YOUR FINGERS AT, 379 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,210 WELL, I'M DOING THE SNAPPING AROUND HERE, 380 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,582 AND I SNAP FOR MY HUSBAND. 381 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,093 YOU'VE BEEN COMING ON TO ME 382 00:16:05,085 --> 00:16:07,635 STRONGER THAN LISTERINE WITH AN ALTOID CHASER. 383 00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:10,717 ALL THE WAVING AND THE FLIRTING AND THE SMILING 384 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,140 AND THE COMING OUT OF THE WATER ALL WET AND GLISTENING, 385 00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:15,774 YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE BREASTS 386 00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:18,305 HEAVING TO THE RHYTHM OF THE OCEAN. 387 00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:21,058 I SAW IT, BUT I NEVER FLIRTED BACK...EVER. 388 00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:22,061 BUT -- 389 00:16:22,062 --> 00:16:23,652 DUT -- DUT -- DUT -- DUT. 390 00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:27,953 PLEASE. I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU ANY MORE THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. 391 00:16:27,947 --> 00:16:30,657 OKAY? NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, 392 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:34,610 I AM ON A DATE WITH THE ONE AND ONLY MAN I LOVE, MY HUSBAND. 393 00:16:34,614 --> 00:16:38,754 GOODBYE. MAHALO. 394 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:39,708 OKAY. 395 00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:40,959 OKAY! 396 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,040 HI, HONEY. 397 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,832 HEY, BABY. HOW ARE YOU? 398 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,433 CAN WE EAT SOMEPLACE ELSE TONIGHT? 399 00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:48,926 YEAH. THERE ARE SOME WEIRD PEOPLE IN HERE. 400 00:16:48,928 --> 00:16:49,968 MM-HMM. 401 00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:55,063 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 402 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,765 [ CHUCKLES ] 403 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,023 AHH! 404 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,494 SO...HAVE I TOLD YOU 405 00:17:06,486 --> 00:17:09,646 THAT YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD? 406 00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:10,739 YEAH. GOOD. 407 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,240 TELL ME AGAIN. 408 00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:15,752 YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD TO ME. 409 00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:19,115 AND YOU ARE THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN ALL OF HAWAII. 410 00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:22,870 [ GRUNTS ] 411 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,718 BOY, THE MOON LOOKS BEAUTIFUL ON THE WATER... 412 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:34,380 BUT NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU. 413 00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:36,394 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 414 00:17:39,979 --> 00:17:42,889 I THINK I LOVE YOU, LEILANI. 415 00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:45,782 WELL, I KNOW I LOVE YOU. 416 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,451 LITTLE D.? 417 00:17:53,453 --> 00:17:54,743 HEY. 418 00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,789 IT'S TIME TO GET YOU HOME. 419 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,089 WOW. 420 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,800 WE REALLY DID MAKE TWO BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, DIDN'T WE? 421 00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:17,644 WE SURE DID. LOOK AT THEM. 422 00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:19,717 THEY LOOK RADIANT. 423 00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:22,719 HAWAII REALLY DOES AGREE WITH THEM, BABY. 424 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:26,192 CLAIRE AND KADY'S COMPLEXION IS POSITIVELY GLOWING. 425 00:18:26,186 --> 00:18:29,106 HEY. LOOK AT THIS GUY OVER HERE. 426 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,988 I'VE NEVER SEEN A BIGGER SMILE ON HIS FACE BEFORE. 427 00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:35,952 I WONDER WHAT HE GOT INTO TONIGHT. 428 00:18:35,945 --> 00:18:39,325 I HAD SUCH A GREAT NIGHT. I REALLY DON'T WANT IT TO END. 429 00:18:39,329 --> 00:18:41,789 WELL, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. 430 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,951 YEAH? OKAY. 431 00:18:43,953 --> 00:18:46,093 SEX ON THE BEACH. 432 00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:47,585 YOU HAD YOUR TWO DRINKS, BABY. 433 00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:49,877 YOU KNOW YOU GOT YOUR DADDY'S ALCOHOLIC TRAIT. 434 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,799 YOU KNOW... 435 00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:53,671 YOU MEAN... 436 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,970 [ LAUGHING ] 437 00:19:02,972 --> 00:19:05,572 [ GROANS ] 438 00:19:05,565 --> 00:19:08,265 WOW. 439 00:19:08,268 --> 00:19:11,768 HEY, BABY, ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR SECOND HONEYMOON? 440 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:14,031 IF I'D KNOWN HONEYMOONS WERE THIS GOOD, 441 00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:15,623 WE'D HAVE HAD A FIRST ONE. 442 00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:18,035 [ LAUGHS ] 443 00:19:18,037 --> 00:19:20,657 YOU KNOW WHAT, MICHAEL? YOU WERE RIGHT. 444 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,580 WE REALLY DID NEED TO RECONNECT. 445 00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:25,842 IT'S SO EASY TO DRIFT APART AFTER YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED 446 00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:28,835 FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. 447 00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:30,498 THANK YOU, BABY. 448 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,750 THANK YOU FOR CARING ENOUGH TO WORK... 449 00:19:33,753 --> 00:19:36,563 AT BRINGING US CLOSER TOGETHER. 450 00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:40,428 MICHAEL? 451 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,850 MICHAEL? 452 00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:43,851 [ SNORING ] 453 00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:46,693 [ LAUGHS ] 454 00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:09,377 HEY, BABE. HMM? 455 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:11,379 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK I DID, BABE? 456 00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:14,171 WHAT'D MY NOOKUM DO? WHAT'D MY NOOKUM DO? 457 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:16,103 WE DON'T HAVE A 1:00 FLIGHT. 458 00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:17,465 NOT 1:00? 459 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,927 11:00. 460 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,680 EXCUSE ME! MAHALO! MAHALO! MAHALO! 461 00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:24,682 OHH! YOUR MOTHER READ THE TICKET WRONG! 462 00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:26,694 WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE IN 15 MINUTES! 463 00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:29,186 LET'S GO! MOVE IT! COME ON! LET'S PACK! 464 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:31,808 NO, DON'T FOLD! STUFF! STUFF! STUFF IT! STUFF IT!! 465 00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:34,111 [ GRUNTING ] 466 00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:36,323 THAT MAN STOLE MY DOLLY! 467 00:20:38,318 --> 00:20:39,448 WAAH! 468 00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:42,619 $400 IN PAY-PER-VIEW FOR "LILO AND STITCH"? 469 00:20:42,622 --> 00:20:44,622 DON'T DO THIS TO ME, SON. WE GOTTA GO. 470 00:20:44,624 --> 00:20:46,294 I'VE DECIDED TO STAY. 471 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,206 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO SUPPORT YOURSELF? 472 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:51,327 I'M GONNA USE MY HEAD. I'LL BE A HUGE TOURIST ATTRACTION. 473 00:20:51,331 --> 00:20:54,041 WATCH THIS. 474 00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:55,253 OW! 475 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,224 THOSE ARE MY CRITICALS! 476 00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:00,927 [ SHOUTING ] 477 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:04,550 [ SCREAMS ] 478 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,944 CAN I TOUCH YOU? 479 00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:09,477 OW! 480 00:21:09,479 --> 00:21:10,479 OW! 481 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,480 OW! 482 00:21:11,481 --> 00:21:13,021 OW! 483 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,322 OWW!! 484 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,235 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 485 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,948 YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD TO ME. 486 00:21:21,951 --> 00:21:24,161 OH, AND YOU -- OHH! 487 00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:26,253 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 488 00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:28,245 DID I MESS UP? 32194

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