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The following programme contains
strong language, adult themes
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and adult humour.
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Do you ever feel like you're
the worst person in the world?
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I tell you Ron, we're gonna have
to find this brother of his.
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Jesus! Christ!
I'm Sue.
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So, Glen was telling me
that you run the family business.
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You're my brother. So, whatever
it is I'll, I'll help you.
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Just as long as it's not money,
obviously.
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Every penny we've got goes to
the wedding fund.
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You just gotta keep your eyes open
alright, for geezers driving about
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in blacked out motors
with tattoos on their faces.
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Glen, we are celebrating!
Check the Savings Account.
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What?!
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Thanks Trish.
Best chips in town these!
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I know.
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I'll shout when your donuts
is ready.
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Great!
Enjoy.
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Yeah, will do Trish. Thank you.
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It's not Trish.
Sorry?
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It's not Trish.
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It's Julie.
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That's just for marketing purposes.
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Oh.
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Right, OK.
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Great, well thank you.
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You won't believe
what Trish has just told me...
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Kirsty, I, I'm sorry but I do think
we need to call the bank.
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Oh, for goodness sake,
I've told you, look it's an app,
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it'll be a glitch!
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Yeah but what if it's not, Kirst?
We're meant to be celebrating, Glen!
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Kirst but what if it's,
what if it's, you know, 'fraud'
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like 'bank fraud'? or...
Well, it's not gonna be that is it?
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You know...
Just shush and eat a chip.
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..or a scam? Like e-mail scams,
you know, or something like that,
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I mean I don't, I don't...
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What?
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Call the bank, Glen.
But why?
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Call the bank!But why?
Call the fucking bank.
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I am doing! But why?!
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OK, there was an e-mail
from the bank.
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But then when I looked again, it
wasn't from the bank, it was like,
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all spelt wrong.
Kirsty.
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Did you click a link?
No! I don't think so.
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Did you click a link Kirsty?
No, I don't know.
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Did you click a link Kirsty?
Did I click a link?
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Think Kirsty. Did you click a link?
I don't know. I don't know...
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- Did you click it?I don't...
- In your own words,
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what is the nature of your call?
I've clicked a link!
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I'm sorry.
I didn't quite catch that...
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Hold the star key!
I saw it on the One show!
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Yep, yep, alright.Fuck!
Oh my god, won't it be alright?
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They'll sort it, won't they?
They'll sort it out, will they,
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will they sort it?!
Kirst breathe, Kirsty,
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Kirsty, breathe.
OK, yeah! Oh shit! No!
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The passwords, Glen?! For the bank!
We don't know them!
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I don't know them!
Do you know them?
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I don't know.I don't know,
I mean...It's alright,
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we'll talk to them.OK.
And I'm sure,
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I'm sure that they will...
Yeah.
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..be able to erm...
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..Actually y'know what Kirsty,
just drive.
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What?
Yeah, just go.
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The passwords are at home.
Let's go.But we haven't got our...
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Nah, just drive Kirsty.OK.
Drive. Just drive Kirsty!OK I'm...
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Oi! Come and get your donuts?!
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Sorry Trish!
Fuck! Julie, sorry Julie!
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Go...go faster, go faster Kirsty!
What? What's going on?
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Faster, er, erm...
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Hello there!
You're speaking to Jonathan.
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Whom I speaking to?
Hi, it's Glen, Glen Campbell.
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Do you mind if I call you Glen?
No, that's completely fine.
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FUCK!Can I start by taking your
account number?
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Glen, what's going on?!
Yeah, Kirsty.
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I didn't want to tell you this.
But it's about Lee.
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There're men looking for him.
Bad men.
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What? And that's who's behind us?
It might be, yeah.
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Are we ready with the number?
Well, what do they want Lee for?
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Well I don't know Kirsty, they're,
they're bad men aren't they
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so I mean like...
What, kill him?!
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Well, I don't know the details!
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If you don't have your details
to hand,
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your personal banking PIN will do.
Go left Kirsty, go left!
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Where?
Here!
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What the fuck Glen?!
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Why didn't you tell me?!
I didn't want to panic you, did I!
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Oh brilliant, well that's panned out
really well, yeah!
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I'll just pop you on hold.
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Glen. Brace.# BEETHOVEN:
Symphony No. 9 in D minor #
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Hello?
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Oh shit!
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Oh shush, Glen.
We've all seen Top Gear.
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Hello?
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Lee! Lee! LEE!
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Fraud squad! Fraud team! We need the
Fraud Squad. Whatever you call them!
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Yes, yes, no I, I do understand...
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but you'll still need to give me
the pass...
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Yes Jonathan! The passwords, yes.
I'm just looking for them!
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He's not here.
He's not answering his phone.
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Pick up, Lee...but I'll still need
to get the pass...
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Glen, where's the thing?
Kirst your shoes!
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What thing?The thing! The can!
The fake bean can, the bean can,
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the can!Under the sink!
Where it always is...
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NO! It's not there! It's not...
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Symphony No. 9 in D minor # CONCLUDES
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Hello?! I really do need the er...
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Call the police!
I've called 911 because of movies!
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- Ah!
- Oh!
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Oh!
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Um...Oh!Lee's not here!
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Whatever it is you want, he's not...
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Is that you, Glen?
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Oh Glen, no.
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Hello Uncle Ron.
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# All my bags are packed,
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# I'm ready to go
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# Standing here outside your door
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# I hate to wake you up
to say goodbye #
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He's fucked us.
Your brother.
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Taken everything we've got.
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The haulage business was losing
money unbeknownst to us.
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Lee's kept it secret
and tried to fix it.
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Got deeper and deeper in debt
until...
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bang.
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All gone tits up.
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The firm was everything Glen. That's
our savings, pensions, our futures.
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Our business!
That me and your dad started.
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That your dad passed down to Lee.
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And now, that's all...
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If he'd just told us.
If he'd asked us, we could've...
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But he didn't
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because it's all front
with your brother!
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Plays the big man but when times
get hard, he runs off.
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Yeah!
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Could I trouble you for another
one of those wafer biscuits?
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Absolutely, yeah.
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How did you find me?
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Er, you're on LinkedIn Glen.
It doesn't take a fucking genius.
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You can't treat people like that.
People who love you.
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I know the money's not coming back,
I know that!
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He needs to look me
in the eye
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and understand all the fucking pain.
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It's alright mate.
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He owes me that much.
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So erm, when's he getting back?
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# Kiss me and smile for me
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# Tell me that you'll wait for me
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# Hold me like
you'll never let me go
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# 'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
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# Don't know when... #
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He's taken everything.
Yeah.
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Oh. It's just Mum.
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That's a lovely warm welcome, innit.
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Now listen...
Sue.
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We're in the middle of something.
Ex-cuse me?!
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Mother!
Have you called the police?
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No.
What's the point?
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By the time it takes the old Bill
to get their heads round it,
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he'll be halfway to Torremolinos.
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With our wedding fund.
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Sorry. It was just erm.
FUCK!
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Hello?!
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Who am I, the ghost of fucking
Christmas past?!
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Yes, we can hear you mother!
Sue! Something's happened, alright.
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It's erm, my brother Lee.
He, he was staying here with us.
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You don't say.
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Now, I know he's your flesh
and blood,
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but I can't lie Glen,
the bloke's a fucking melt.
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What?
Wait, you've seen him?
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Seen him? Oh yeah,
I've taken two buses
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and a 40-minute trek
down the dual carriageway
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just because of that fucking prick!
What, where, where, where is he?
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Sue, Sue it's important.
Fucked if I know?!
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Right.He dumped me
and that gay fella on the A12
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after he naffed off
with my Samsung Galaxy. But...
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Wait! Mum, you left your phone
with him?
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I didn't leave it with him,
he nicked off with it, didn't he!
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OK. I put Find my Friends
on Mum's phone,
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when we thought
she was stealing our ham!
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- Yeah, yeah.
- You fucking what?
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Do you mind, mum??
This actually is not about you!
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Oh right, OK.
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I'll sort meself out for a drink
then shall I? Excuse me.
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Where is he?
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Oh sorry.I'd say
he's in Stanstead by now.
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Costa Del Sol's Luton.
Well, I seem to remember using
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Stansted in the past.
No! He's not at the airport!
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Where, where, where is he Kirst?
He's in Dagenham?Dag? Dagenham?
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What the fuck's he doing
with 15 grand in Dagenham?
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He ain't got 15 grand.
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He left this behind. Fucked off.
Big freaky look on his face!
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Fancy talking to me now, do you?
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Is that all of it??
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Minus 50 quid...
for my trouble.
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- Hang on, hang on, no...
- Wait a second.
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Isn't Dagenham where their Dad erm...
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In... Oh fuck!
Oh!
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Glen?
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Rhinestone Cowboy #
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# I've been walkin' these streets
so long
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# Singin' the same old song
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# I know every crack in these dirty
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# Sidewalks of Broadway
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# Where hustle's the name of the game
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# And nice guys get washed away
like the snow in the rain
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# There's been a load of compromising
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# On the road to my horizon
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# But I'm gonna be where
the lights are shinin' on me
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# Like a rhinestone cowboy #
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# Like a rhinestone cowboy #
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Per un pugno di dollari #
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It's alright Kirst. You stay
there, I know where he'll be.
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Wait, wait. Glen, Glen.
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# Like a Rhinestone Cowboy
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# Getting cards and letters
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# From people I don't even know
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# And offers comin' over the phone...
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# Like a... #
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How could you?
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After I welcomed you back.
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That's... Oh.
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So what, you just gonna
fuck off, yeah?
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Stay here for the night and then er,
what just drive away, fuck off?
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Run away like you always do?
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Somethin' like that.
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I should've known.
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You...
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you are a selfish piece of shit.
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No, no.
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Honestly, I don't know how you can
fucking live with yourself!
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What are you-you
are fucking kidding me.
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No, no, no leave it!
No. Fucking...
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No! Don't!
You don't get to...
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No! You do not get to do this
you selfish twat!
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Who the fuck are you
to tell me what I get to do?!
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Questioning me? You haven't got a
clue! The FUCKING pressure!
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The fucking...
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Do you want to talk about it, or...
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You've been a baby your whole life!
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No responsibilities.
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Protected from everything.
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No responsibility?
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Mum shielded you from it all!
243
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,400
Except the responsibility
of looking after her.
244
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,800
Oh, here we go.
Trump card.
245
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,920
Yeah. You left Lee!
246
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,880
You left her all-all alone.
247
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,800
Through her illness,
through everything.
248
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,720
Where were you through that bit, eh?
249
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,200
When she got sick and I had to...
I had to look after her!
250
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,680
Where, where were you through that?
251
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:08,960
Oh yeah, that's it, I remember, out,
off your head on fucking...
252
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,520
pingers!
253
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,160
I don't know the terminology do I.
I was grieving my Dad!
254
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:18,400
Oh sure.You have no fucking idea
what it was like for me when he died!
255
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,280
I've been trying to live up to him
my whole life!
256
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,720
Trying to be the big man!
257
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,160
D'you think i wanted that?!
258
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,280
I just wanted one chance...
259
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,440
just to make him...
260
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,480
all I ever wanted was to make him...
261
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,040
..Proud?
262
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,320
Yeah.
263
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,560
I reckon it's a bit late for that,
ain't it?
264
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,840
Ron and the boys,
told us everything.
265
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,080
No more secrets. Alright?
266
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,080
Yeah.
267
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,200
It's all out in the open.
It's just...
268
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:19,160
we'll try and sort this mess out,
whatever that looks like.
269
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,280
It's over.
270
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,200
Yeah?
271
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,920
Yeah.
272
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:26,960
It's over.
273
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,920
It's fine Kirst!
He's gonna...
274
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:39,600
..everything's gonna be alright.
He's just...
275
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,640
Lee?
276
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,200
Lee?
277
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,480
Lee? Lee!
278
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,640
Lee!
279
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,640
It's a bloody gas tank!
280
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:55,520
Il Silenzio Vale
Piu Delle Parole #
281
00:14:55,560 --> 00:15:03,280
# Il silenzio vale piu delle parole
282
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,160
# Ma negli occhi tuoi...
283
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,560
# Sta morendo... #
284
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,320
Ha, it's fucking empty!
285
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,760
Oh my god!
286
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,880
Tonight Matthew,
I am going to be...
287
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:39,920
Bunny!
288
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,040
Can't even fucking
get that right!
289
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,240
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, come out
and we can, we can go home and we,
290
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:53,040
we can erm, well I don't know what
but I'm sure that we'll all...
291
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,280
Oh, for fuck's sake,
292
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,280
he's gonna flambe himself!
No, no, no, don't do that!
293
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,080
Right, to be honest Lee, I think
it'd just burn your hair off but...
294
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,200
Fuck off!
295
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,720
Glen...
What?
296
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,280
No. Stay back!
297
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,960
- Just. Just-just put it down, Lee.
- Fuck off! Leave me alone!
298
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,160
No, no I won't do that, actually.
299
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,120
Go! I'm shit!
300
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,640
No, you're not shit.
301
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,400
You're... well yeah alright,
actually you are a bit shit
302
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,840
but, but, but y'know,
we're all shit. Aren't we? Ey?
303
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,200
Glen?
304
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,240
Here.
305
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,640
Lee?
306
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,400
Look at me then, you prawn.
307
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,960
Movin On Up #
308
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,040
Ey?
309
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,880
Come on...
310
00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:09,599
It's your bit, remember?
311
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,480
Come on, come on.
312
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,119
You gonna dance or what?
313
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,480
I can't do it without you Lee.
314
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,040
# ..you broke my heart
315
00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:24,640
# There's no way back...
316
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,640
# ..Move right outta here baby
317
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,040
# Go on pack your bags
318
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,280
# Just who do you think you are?
319
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,600
# Stop acting like
some kinda star.. #That's it.
320
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,160
I won't lie.
I did not expect this.
321
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,160
Alright, yeah, that's it.
322
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,040
# ..Take it like a man baby
if that's what you are
323
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,200
# 'Cause I'm moving on up
324
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,600
# You're moving on out
325
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,320
# Moving on up
326
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,200
# Nothing can stop me
327
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,960
# I'm moving on up
328
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,040
# You're moving on out... #
329
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,440
Why didn't you just leave me?
330
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,720
Cause I love you, don't I you twat.
331
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,760
You stupid bloody massive twat.
332
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,880
Come on.
No.
333
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,440
What?
Dad.
334
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,920
Leave it mate!LEE: He's all
over the fucking dashboard!
335
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,800
We can come back with
a fucking hoover.
336
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,200
Will we fuck!
337
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,720
Lee, please, come on.
No!
338
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,560
Come on!What kind of a son would I
be if I left him!?
339
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,760
In the middle of a fucking factory!
340
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800
Lee!
341
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,800
That's not yer Dad!
342
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,240
You what?
343
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,960
Your Dad's not dead!
344
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,240
Your Dad, your...
345
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,600
Your Dad's in fucking Tenerife.
346
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,680
For fucks sake!
347
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,880
El Cumbanchero #
348
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,360
I'm sorry, Tenerife?
349
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,200
He's running a jerk
chicken place
350
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,640
in Playa de Las Americas.
351
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,360
Your Mum made me swear I'd never
tell you.
352
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,840
Ah well.
353
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,640
Sorry Jaqui.
354
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,680
Jerk chicken?
355
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,920
Yeah it's,
it's similar to Piri-Piri,
356
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,480
just not quite as spicy.
357
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,080
Honestly, just talk normal.
She's not gonna wake up.
358
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,480
Are you mum?
359
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,160
See.
360
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,600
- But what about the...
- Ashes? Well sure.
361
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,480
Only your Mum was best mates
with Jeff Gardner who had a...
362
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,720
what-d'you-call-it?
363
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,440
Pet crematorium.
364
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,760
What so it's a fucking labrador
Well...
365
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,960
Not necessarily.
366
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:47,440
Could've been a large cat
or maybe a baby donkey.
367
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,520
Oh, it's Roger next door.
368
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,560
Just ignore him.
369
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,000
Listen, I know
you've had a hard day of it.
370
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,480
What with all this and the bit
when you tried to top yourself,
371
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,520
twice.
372
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,520
I understand there are mental issues
in here and all that,
373
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:08,040
but at the end of the day we're all
out of a job unless things get fixed.
374
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,760
This is a big mess to clean up, Lee.
375
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,960
And you, you are the man
who wields the mop.
376
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Alright Bun.
377
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,800
No, no, Tel, he's right.
378
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,880
What I've done it's er...
379
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:26,560
all them fucking years,
trying to live up to dad
380
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,360
and it turns out...
381
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,480
He left Mum with two kids
and opened a jerk chicken shop?
382
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,520
Yeah...
383
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,040
All the same we'll expect you
first thing Monday morning yeah.
384
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,760
I know you're in there!
385
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,120
Move these ruddy cars off my drive!
386
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,040
What if I had visitors?!
387
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,400
I'm just gonna go
and have one of these.
388
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:01,240
Alright, well, thanks be
the fuck that's all sorted.
389
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280
Hang on.
390
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,720
No but, look at him...
391
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,520
surely we can't...
Glen, if he doesn't come back,
392
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,760
we don't have a chance of getting
this sorted, like.
393
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,880
There's no alternative.
394
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,240
Well...
395
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:21,960
what if the company were to accept
a Bridging Loan of say...
396
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000
..I dunno like,
of just over 15,000 or...
397
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,520
Kirsty! No!
She means the wedding money.
398
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,240
It's the right thing to do love.
399
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,800
Kirst, we can't just give away
all...We're not giving it away.
400
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,520
They'll make it back in like...
401
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,280
yeah, I mean it will take, years.
But...
402
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,240
You don't want to get married?
That's what it is!
403
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,920
No, that's not what it is.
Of course not.
404
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,840
I think, maybe just the idea like,
took over a little bit.
405
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:54,200
And, well maybe a bit more like
focussed on that than we were on us?
406
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,800
And we're so much better now,
aren't we?
407
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,880
And I'm so glad.
408
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:06,280
But yeah, if it means just delaying
the wedding a little bit then...
409
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,240
..that is what I think we should do.
410
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,840
If you agree?
411
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,480
If that's what you want, yeah.
412
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,480
Open up immediately!
413
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,320
I shan't ask again!
Roger, we're having a bit
414
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,320
of a, we've had a family...I don't
give a tuppenny toss, son!
415
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,360
Glen.
416
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,320
Alright, Roger!
417
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,880
Love, that's your wedding?
418
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,320
You want to watch your tone
chum!
419
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,160
Didn't your mother teach you
any manners!
420
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,960
Actually, sorry, can I just get my
cagoule please, I'm just gonna...
421
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,040
Yeah.
422
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,600
W-w-why?
423
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,400
No, nothing, just er,
won't be a minute, I'll er...
424
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,440
yeah.
Glen...
425
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:54,000
Bring it, cunt!
426
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,040
Morning!
427
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,360
Oh!
428
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,680
Stinky old man!
429
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,920
Where will you go?
430
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,480
Don't worry about me mate,
I'll be fine.
431
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,320
Well...
432
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,480
It's been...
Yeah.
433
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,200
I just wanna say something.
434
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,560
It's important that you don't respond
OK, don't respond,
435
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,160
just erm acknowledge it,
give me a nod.
436
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,440
I er...
437
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,080
I love ya.
438
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040
You big nonce!
439
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,440
You alright?
440
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,560
Yeah, yeah yeah.
441
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,640
It's for the best though, eh love?
442
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,960
Hmm, hm, you're right, yeah, yeah.
443
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,000
Well. Shall we go inside,
put the kettle on.
444
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,680
Ooh we can catch the last bit of...
FUCK!
445
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,160
Lee!
# Ba ba ba ba ba
446
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,880
Wait!
# Ba ba ba ba
447
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,800
# Ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba
448
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,600
# Ba ba ba ba ba ba...
449
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,240
# ..Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba ba ba
450
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,640
# Ba ba ba ba baaaa...
451
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,040
Actually...
452
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,760
I still...
Oh Christ I'm unfit... hmmm.
453
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,680
You can't go just yet.
We've got business.
454
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,680
Hey?
Got family business.
455
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,120
Glen.
I need you to stay, alright,
456
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,160
because...
457
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,160
I want to find Dad.
458
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:56,200
I want to find dad and I want
to punch him in the fucking face!
459
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,600
# Sleep like a baby...
Shut up and reverse you shit!
460
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,160
Kirst!
461
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,480
# My little lady...
462
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,720
Kirsty!
463
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,600
He's gonna stay Kirst! He said...
Oh?
464
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,320
Oh, fuck me!
465
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,560
We're gonna find Dad!
466
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,200
We're gonna find...
Oh, that's great!
467
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,960
Yeah, yeah. Innit? I know!
468
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,000
Oh... yeah... yeah.
469
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,400
You sure?
Yeah of course!
470
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,440
Right!
471
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,600
# ..Turns on the day
472
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,840
# In the Avenues and Alleyways
473
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,720
# While you sleep there's a whole
world coming alive
474
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,360
# Abel and his brother,
475
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,120
# Fighting one another
476
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,880
# In and out of every dive
477
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,920
# The Avenues and Alleyways
478
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,520
# Where the strong and the quick
alone can survive
479
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,880
# Look around the jungle
see the rough and tumble
480
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,480
# Listen to a squealer cry #
481
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,560
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