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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,960 The following programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,560 You know how I feel about secrets. There's this big one in the garden. 3 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,079 Your dick pills, Glen.When are you gonna stop letting people 4 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,560 treat you like shit. Dickwad! 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,880 He, er, wants you to cover for him tomorrow as acting assistant manager. 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,640 Cheers, Ian!Someone's been a naughty boy, ain't they? 7 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,640 Promise me there's nothing dodgy going on.Who you been talking to? 8 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,520 I'm gone, so call 'em off! 9 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,000 Does the name Bunny ring a bell? 10 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,040 I'm the man. 11 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,360 I'm the man! 12 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,640 I'm the fucking... ..manager for today, with Ian off sick. 13 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,760 So, I thought, "Hey, why not shake things up a bit?" 14 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,680 Agh, mine's stale Glen, can I swap it? 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,440 I want your suggestions. What can we do better? Throw it out there, 16 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,440 whatever you wanna say. This one's shit and all. 17 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,800 Let's make this a more engaged workplace environment. 18 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,840 And maybe, just maybe, 19 00:01:04,879 --> 00:01:07,400 we'll sell a few more quality flooring systems along the way! 20 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,360 Bullshit. Sorry? 21 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,760 You're manager now? Just like that? 22 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,880 Er, well, no, acting assistant manager-Bullshit! 23 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,280 Eugh! I know what's going on here! 24 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,200 Fuck me, there's custard in this? 25 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,840 You think I'm dumb? You think I'm a dumb fool? 26 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:28,120 Oh, no...I heard you! Chatting up Ian in the bogs! 27 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:31,880 No, no, Bri-Brian that's not what happened. It's not li-Rat! 28 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,640 Rat tactics! What?! 29 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,080 Chill out, grandad! Shush, you! 30 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,280 Oh, OK, let's make this- Did he... Did he just shush me? 31 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:42,000 Simmer down. Don't shush me, fucking liquorice breath! 32 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:44,880 OK, not that sort of language- Who even eats liquorice? 33 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,320 Shits from the past. Like you! Aysha, Aysha I've got this! 34 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,800 I'm on your side, dickhead. Go, and open up, 35 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,960 it's nearly nine. Now, go! Or what, Glen? 36 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,720 You gonna throw noodles at me? 37 00:01:53,759 --> 00:01:56,560 What? Yes, bruv. I've seen the video! 38 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:01,200 Ian's not gotten sick. Ian's gotten criminally insane. Look! 39 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,320 "Suck that! Suck that." 40 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,720 Yes, bruv! You and Ian, is it? Cheeky little date night? 41 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,479 I bloody knew it! 42 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,240 Erm... 43 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,640 Time # 44 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,040 # Well, well 45 00:02:18,079 --> 00:02:20,079 # Well, well, well, well, well. # 46 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,320 Oh, no. 47 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,360 Oh.Oh, sorry, won't be a minute. I don't mind if you don't. 48 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,280 OK... 49 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,080 Suits me, dunnit? Er, yeah, erm... 50 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,240 Oh, sorry. 51 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,360 Er, so, no work today, no? 52 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:16,560 No. I've got a day off today, so I'm taking my Mum out, 53 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,120 bit of retail therapy! How lovely.Mm. 54 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:22,040 That's good of you that is, using up your holiday.Yeah, well, 55 00:03:22,079 --> 00:03:24,480 she's helping us with the wedding fund so... 56 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,840 It's mental the amount people spend nowadays. Huh? 57 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,920 Fifteen, twenty grand, some of 'em. 58 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,760 Well, it's our big day, so... Course it is. 59 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,520 And you want everything to be just right.Yeah. 60 00:03:35,079 --> 00:03:38,200 Glen was saying you might be staying with us for a couple of days? 61 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:43,040 Only...if it's alright with you. 62 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:48,200 Oh, yeah, absolutely, brilliant. Yeah, great. 63 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,840 Do you know, I might just... I'm gonna give you some space, 64 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,520 OK, thank you. Oh! 65 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,440 No! No! No! I'm not working my butthole off...Please... 66 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,200 Brian, Brian... Ugh...all day just to make you look good! 67 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,960 Fire him, Glen. Who cares? 68 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,480 The man's a fucking incel. You hear that?! 69 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,240 Abuse! Right there! 70 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,200 I've taken this from her for too long!Shush man, 71 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,160 you don't know shit about shit. Look, Brian, 72 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,600 m-m-m-maybe we could just talk this through, yeah? 73 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,519 M-m-m-m-m-maybe... it's time I pulled the trigger. 74 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,839 No.Let's see what HR has to say about this. 75 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,040 Please, Brian. Not... Brian no, no, 76 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:24,200 Come on, man. Helen. 77 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,160 Get your fleece. We're leaving. 78 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,040 Are those two shagging? Huh. 79 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,080 Brian? Br-Brian... 80 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,320 No, don't, Brian... 81 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,400 B-Brian... And to think, Glen, 82 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,280 I wasn't going to tell anyone about your dick pills. 83 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,200 Mic drop. 84 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,159 Don't do that.Hmm?Don't rinse. 85 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,080 Keep the fluoride in, good for the enamel and that.Erm... 86 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,640 Oh, well, I didn't know that. 87 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,880 Right, thanks. So, when is the big day? 88 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,440 Erm, so it's just over three months away now. 89 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:13,160 So, will you...? Will you be joining us?Well, obviously, 90 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,320 if I can, you know, but, erm... 91 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,520 Yeah, no, well it'll be brilliant to have you there. 92 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,120 I mean, like I say, I, you know... Yeah, of course, hey. 93 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,920 Oh, do you know what, Lee? 94 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:28,480 Erm, do you know what I just don't quite understand, is, erm-Uh-oh. 95 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,200 Mm...Glen been neglecting his manly duties? 96 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,920 Sorry? Not keeping his end up? 97 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,760 Your tap. Needs a washer. 98 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:46,560 Yeah.It's been like that for a while, ain't it?Yeah. 99 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,040 Yeah. For God's sake, Glen.I know. 100 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,360 I'll slip out today, 101 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,400 go get you one. Brilliant. 102 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:02,320 Make myself useful while I'm here. Yeah, that'd be great, thank you. 103 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,040 He's put in a formal complaint. 104 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,680 Harassment, discrimination and unfair promotion. 105 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,120 It's... I'm fucked. 106 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,840 Let it go, bruv, Brian's a poosio. 107 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,000 Man's like a Tik Tok lesbian. 108 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,040 Aysha... 109 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,040 don't take this the wrong way, but... 110 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,160 are you never worried, like, you might get fired? 111 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,920 Only cos, like, I'm not being funny, 112 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,840 but you are... You're sort of quite bad at your job, aren't you? 113 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,040 Mate. You gotta let that energy go. 114 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,360 It's just like, fate or whatever, you know? Like 'YOLO' and that. 115 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:38,480 Also, my family own the company. 116 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:42,480 What? World of Carpets, yeah. 117 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,560 Fourteen stores across the Southeast. 118 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,760 We're like...minted. Don't tell no one, though. 119 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:51,760 Alright.And I won't tell no one about your... Yeah? 120 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,760 Alright? Yeah, yeah. 121 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,960 Christ, like, it's nearly one o'clock. 122 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,320 How's not one person come through those doors? 123 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,480 Wait, 124 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,920 I knew there was something. I knew it! 125 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,680 What? 126 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,400 Cos you asked me to unlock them, didn't you?! 127 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,880 Fuck! 128 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,720 What, mate, don't take them all! 129 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,520 Oi? I only want... 130 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,320 one pack. 131 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,800 Chill out, bruh, it's not that deep. 132 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,760 Believe me, Ron, I'm looking. 133 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,640 Lee fucking Campbell. 134 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,000 When I find him, I'll fucking... 135 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:01,000 It's like... It's like... It's like... 136 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,720 looking for a cunt in a haystack. 137 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,200 I was standing there first, and you saw me. 138 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,560 They'll have more in the back! I couldn't give a fuck 139 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,000 what's in the back. It's about the fucking principle. 140 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,200 Fuck off, you fucking nonce! 141 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,800 I know, Ron, I know. 142 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,080 I heard what you said, I know, I'm fucking... 143 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,960 My eyes are peeled, yes... 144 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:38,520 Just taking a little break. Just picking up a few things, yeah?Oi! 145 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,960 Hang on a sec, shut up, will ya? 146 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,760 Shush!MAN: "Gavin to wood flooring." 147 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,840 "Gavin to wood flooring, please." Ron, 148 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,000 you are not gonna believe this! 149 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,040 Ugh! 150 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,800 Here you are. 151 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,840 Keep the change, my darling. 152 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,840 You're 5p short. 153 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,840 It's him, Ron. It's actually fucking him! 154 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,200 He's here in Loughton. Yeah. 155 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,640 Looks like we're gonna have to find this brother of his. 156 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,320 Bloody swines! Tried to turn me away. 157 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,000 You can't use the loos unless you make a purchase. 158 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,760 Fucking Nazis! I mean, I said, "It's Costa Coffee love, 159 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,120 "not Dachau!"Mother!He backed down when I pointed out I'm on my stick. 160 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,440 I do need it, Kirsty. My symptoms come and go. 161 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,720 Now... Right, I need some "eyeshadder". 162 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,680 I've had my colours done, turns out I'm fucking "winter"! 163 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,840 Right, I'll wait here. You what? 164 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,000 I'll wait here. I'll wait here. I just wanna look at... 165 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,280 things. Oh, right. OK. 166 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,760 I'll just ask some rando shall I, what suits me best? Don't worry, 167 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,400 cos I've only lumped you half my fucking life savings 168 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:23,440 for your wedding, but no, you wait there, why not 169 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,760 What do ya think? Yeah. 170 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,400 Yeah?It's nice, yeah. I want a second opinion. 171 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,440 No! Come on.Honestly! What the shit has crawled up your arse and died! 172 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,520 Oh, right. That again. 173 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,760 What?No. It's your business.No. What are you, erm...?No, no, no. 174 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,560 Just as long as you sort it out before your wedding.No... 175 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,480 OK, it has nothing to do with- No. 176 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,240 Everything's really good, actually. Yeah, we're really... 177 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,720 Yeah, Glen's, erm, actually up for promotion at the moment, so... 178 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,480 Least one of yous working, aye? Look, I've said it before, 179 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,360 I'll say it again. Fucking and feeding, 180 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,520 that's all men need. You keep that up, you're laughing.Hmm. 181 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,320 That's where it went wrong with your dad. Always with a Fray Bentos 182 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,800 but when it come to intercourse- We are nothing like you and Dad! OK? 183 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,160 Oh?No, actually, yeah, Glen, if anything... 184 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:16,120 ..my God, he wants it too much, so...Bully for you. 185 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,760 Right, Matalan. 186 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,840 They'll try and give you grief about not being able 187 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,320 to return underwear, but say I've been on martinlewis.com, 188 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,040 I know my rights. Mm-hmm. 189 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,240 Alright, love! Fuck. Sorry. 190 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,200 Hiya, love, hiya. What? 191 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,600 What? Y-You're... 192 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,520 You're doing a face. What? I'm not. 193 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,960 You are a bit. Am I? 194 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,680 Oh, erm... 195 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,080 OK, well, 196 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,640 I was gonna wait to talk to you about this, but, erm... 197 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,520 Yeah, I've just... I found these, so... 198 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,840 Erm, and I-I'm not cross, not at all, no. 199 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,760 I just... We'd said no secrets, hadn't we? 200 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,200 So... I don't need 'em. So...What?Er, 201 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,200 just in case, but you know I don't need em, so- 202 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,200 Yeah, but I'd like to talk to you about it, Glen. 203 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,640 It's fine, Kirsty. Can you just- OK, no, but can you, 204 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,360 because we did used to didn't we? Like, quite often. 205 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,840 It's nothing, if you just- Do you not fancy me anymore? 206 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,400 I love you to bits, Kirst. But you don't... 207 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,440 Course! I... Kirst... Kirsty! 208 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,200 I'm actually, just gonna, because... Yeah, no. Well, don't... 209 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,720 What I'm saying is...You don't need to throw them in the bin, 210 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,280 Glen.The thing is, I don't need them Kirst! So... 211 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,920 Alright? Hiya!Alright? 212 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,960 Got the washer for your tap. 213 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,560 Oh, brilliant, brilliant! 214 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,680 Cup of tea?Yeah. Yes, please.Lovely.Thank you! 215 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,000 What don't you need? 216 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,040 Hmm? 217 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,080 You were just saying. Erm... 218 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,360 Right, yes, er, we...we...we...we... 219 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,760 we were just talking about- About Orthopaedic insoles. 220 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,520 Orthopaedic insoles.Yeah.Yeah, I don't need em. So... 221 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,560 Right. Yes.Congratulations. 222 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,960 Mm. Thank you, yeah, cos I... I bought some. 223 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,080 For the dance. For the wedding dance, yeah.Yeah, 224 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,880 we've been practising for months! Yeah. 225 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,680 And I often get a twinge on the- On the pas de bourree.Yeah, 226 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,560 yes so I bought some, yeah. But I, erm... 227 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,440 I... I don't need them, actually. 228 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,480 So... You sure? 229 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,600 Yeah, I'm...I'm...I'm feeling much better so, erm... 230 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:24,480 ..maybe later let's, erm... have a bash at the paso doble. 231 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,040 Tea for ya. Oh, aha! 232 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,920 Thank you.Now, go and put your trotters up. I'll fix your tap. 233 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,920 Go on. Ah... Yeah. 234 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,240 Why is he wearing my shorts? 235 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,040 Bim Bom # 236 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,360 # Bim bom bim bim bom bim bim 237 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,040 # Bim bom bim bim bom bom... # 238 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,880 Sorry, I do just keep thinking about Ian. 239 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,720 Right. 240 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,920 Just... Just, like, if-if, you know, he's not there tomorrow, 241 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,200 then am I manager still? Is he manager-Glen! 242 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,440 Shall we...Pasa doble? 243 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,560 Yeah. Yeah?Yes. 244 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,920 I might just actually just... 245 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,840 Er, do you mind if I, erm, just b--b-brush my teeth. 246 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,160 Mm-hmm. 247 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,880 Yep. 248 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,160 "You are a tower of strength. 249 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,840 "A volcano of masculine energy. 250 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,960 Won't be a minute, Kirst! "Your penis is..." 251 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,240 "You are a totem of virility. 252 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,600 "Your penis is a mighty redwood." 253 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,520 Coming, I'll be right there. Mm-hmm. 254 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,760 "You are strong, 255 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,760 "magnificent. 256 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,920 "You are a totem of virility. 257 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,320 "A volcano of masculine energy... 258 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,640 - "a tower of strength."Agh! - "Your penis 259 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,800 is a mighty redwood. 260 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,600 "You are st..." 261 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,240 How long? 262 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,560 Right. 263 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:32,280 Get your fucking shoes on. 264 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,200 Glen? 265 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,520 Glen? 266 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,840 Wait... Wait! 267 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,320 We cannot be here! 268 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,120 I'm not even supposed to be bloody- Shut your fucking mouth 269 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,080 and get your clothes off. What? 270 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,280 Get your clobber off... 271 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,120 ..down to your pants. 272 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,080 OK. No. 273 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,079 That is actually... Argh! I want it off. 274 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:08,520 Get off. Get off me. 275 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,560 Argh. Alright! Alright! 276 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:15,240 Just fucking tell me what we're supposed to be doing.I know you. 277 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,319 Now, you might have the world fooled with your old man trousers 278 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:21,560 and your tidy little borders but you can't fool me, son, I'm your brother. 279 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:24,839 There's a mad cunt inside you, 280 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,800 and we gotta get him out. So, we're gonna fight. 281 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,480 Man to man, skin to skin. 282 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,360 Because that Glen, that's what you need. 283 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,560 What?! No, I don't need that... 284 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,400 Argh!You wanna get hard? Get off me! Ugh! 285 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,240 Get off! Off! 286 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,200 Come on, mate, let's get you hard! Argh. 287 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,640 Huh? Who is it?! 288 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,920 Reveal yourself! 289 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,880 I can't fucking believe this! 290 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,680 So, it's fight club? It's not fight club. 291 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,320 Yes, it's fight club.It sounds a lot like-It's not fight club. 292 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,440 It's fight club. Ian, why are you here? 293 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,680 I got booked by the rozzers, Glen! Why didn't you just go home? 294 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,480 Sheila takes a dim view of... I thought it best I stay away. 295 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,240 So, after everyone left today, 296 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,320 I set up camp over by the shagpiles, 297 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,520 haven't looked back! So, Lee... 298 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,920 fight club. Where do I sign up? 299 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,520 Mm. 300 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,920 Now you got some issues, but this ain't about you 301 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,680 This is about you. 302 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,800 So, are we gonna have a tear up or what?No, no, no. I'm leaving. 303 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,040 I'm sorry. Yeah, but I-I've...I've got work tomorrow, 304 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,560 actually. A-A-A-And they're not "old man" trousers, 305 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,960 they're dri-fit chinos, they're breathable activewear. 306 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,840 Ooh, you getting annoyed are ya? I am, actually! 307 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,800 Yeah, I'm...I'm getting...frigged off! 308 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,560 Well, fucking show me, then! I won't, Lee! I shan't be drawn! 309 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:36,600 Oh, he shan't be drawn, Ian. I will. I'll be drawn. 310 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,120 Take your weight off my chinos. 311 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,440 No, no, I think Glen does need to run home to Kirsty. 312 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,080 I reckon she'd rather be on her own tonight.You are creasing 313 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,360 the hem, Lee!That way she can invite in the pizza boy. 314 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,040 Cos she's gotta get a bit of cock from somewhere ain't she?Fu... 315 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,400 Oh! There he is! I knew he was in there, 316 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:57,520 the Old Angry Beaver.Yeah I've got the plums son. 317 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,840 Ruddy big ones! 318 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,360 Come on then, you nutty bollocks! Let's fucking have it! 319 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,600 Argh! 320 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,560 Yes! Oh yes! 321 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,520 Oh, well, Ian, looks like it's just me and you... 322 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,360 My little brother wants to tap out. 323 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,880 You know my mother, she swore she never smoked 324 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,160 when she was pregnant with him but I think it's open for debate. 325 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,720 Some of my earliest memories were plumes of smoke 326 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,000 coming underneath the pantry door while I was watching Button Moon! 327 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,200 So, think it's safe to say 328 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:05,040 that that old girl was lying through her fucking- 329 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,480 That woman was a saint! 330 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,520 So, you won't throw a punch at me, 331 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,520 but you'll whack me with a fucking pipe? 332 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,400 It's a D40 inner tube! 333 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:18,240 Ugh! Yes! Come on! Yes Glen! Come on! 334 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,880 Yes! Let it out! 335 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,120 I'm not letting anything out! 336 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,040 Yeah. I'm a... Argh. 337 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,120 Sorry, Ian, sorry! Oh, God. There's... There's blood! 338 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,640 I knew there was a bit of Dad inside you! 339 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,680 First... First aid! FUCK YOU, LEE! 340 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,000 Oh! 341 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,920 Feels good that dunnit, Glen, huh? 342 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,720 All that aggression running through ya!It's not... 343 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,400 I'm not... Ugh! 344 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,000 Yes, alright. Yes, it fucking does. 345 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,520 Yeah. Cos who are ya? I'm... 346 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,520 I'm... Who are ya!?Ugh! 347 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,520 I'm the angry fucking beaver! 348 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,760 Yeah! 349 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,720 Yes! You use that energy.Yeah. And you take it into the world, 350 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,000 and you go and get whatever you fucking want!Yeah! 351 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,440 Do you understand me? Yes!How do you feel? 352 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,200 I feel... I feel livid. 353 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,080 What about?About Roger next door parking on our drive. 354 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,320 What else? A-And... And...fruity vapes! 355 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,720 And? And people calling me "big man" 356 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:32,600 and...and teenagers playing their music without earphones, like, 357 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,840 I don't wanna hear Cardi B saying the N word, 358 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,720 I'm in Holland and fucking Barrett! Yeah!Yeah! 359 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,840 And... And there's you! What?Yeah! 360 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,680 You!I'm trying to help ya! No! You're not! 361 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,200 We both know you're not here to reconnect, Lee! 362 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,680 Mum knew it. "Don't rely on him," she said. 363 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,520 "Cos he won't be there for you when you need him!"What, she said that? 364 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,960 Yeah. Now, here you are, eh? In my house, 365 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,480 eating my fucking Muller Fruit Corners! 366 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,080 Easy! Easy! Why are you really here? Huh? 367 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,720 Why are you here, Lee? Eh? Why are you here?! 368 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,000 It's bad, Glen. It's really fucking bad. 369 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,440 Uh cleaning? 370 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,040 Bim Bom # # Bim bom bim bim bom bom 371 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,400 # Bim bom bim bim bom bim bim 372 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,000 # Bim bom bim bim bom bom 373 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,760 # Bim bom bim bim bom bim bim 374 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,920 # Bim bom bim bim bom bom. # 375 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,000 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 29208

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