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Okay, Sixpack, I know
you technically never leave
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but thanks for coming in.
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Now, why should we hire you
at Noonan's?
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- [laptop chimes]
- Babe, good news!
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We got two more RSVPs!
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Well, they're from Dubelz,
so I guess it's just one.
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What about my dad? Is he in?
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Uh, you know, I haven't seen
anything from him yet.
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Ah, it's okay.
That's so my dad.
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No, not a big RSVP-er.
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Never RSVP'd "yes"
for my tee-ball games,
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my graduation,
my wedding, my birth...
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But he still shows. Sometimes.
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Who do I have
to let ear fuck me
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to get a drink around here?
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Babe, I know
you're interviewing,
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but you're also supposed to be
taking care of the customers.
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Babe, once I hire someone,
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they can take care
of the customers.
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That way, tonight, we won't
have to work the bar,
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we can work the room.
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Uh, so, Sixpack,
where were we?
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Oh, I'm gonna need
a 99% employee discount,
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stock options,
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and a separate seating section
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- for the uncircumcised.
- Um...
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You know, this is just
for a server position, right?
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Oh.
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I'm gonna pass.
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[thuds]
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Can I get the job?
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I've already been
cleaning the gum
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off of the tables to get ahead.
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No dice, Bane.
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We gotta have super hip,
dope-ass servers,
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so this re-opening
is off the chain
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and I can impress my dad.
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Hey, we don't have
to impress anybody.
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Mission accomplished.
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And we're 10 million
in the hole.
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How do we even
afford employees?
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I don't need a salary.
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I'll work for tips.
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- Bane, what did I tell you?
- You're hired!
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- [all groan]
- Whoopee!
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I'm gonna quit
the Legion of Doom!
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Hey, babe, uh, not sure Bane
is the coolest choice here.
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Well, Bane is free
and that's cool.
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Thing is, with Bane,
you have what's called
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a reverse Hooters situation.
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Yeah, I actually wish
he was wearing more clothes.
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- Bad idea, Glider.
- What?
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To make this party slap,
we need a splashy hire.
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Someone you're, like,
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"What are they doing here?
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If they're here,
I wish I was here."
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Like those albino twins
from the Matrix 2.
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Someone who walks into a room
and everyone goes, "Whoa!"
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[door thuds]
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[upbeat, dramatic
music playing]
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- [all] Whoa.
- Hello.
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Ugh, sorry I had to duck
into this abandoned
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shithole halfway house
or whatever,
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because there's a bunch
of trash cans and, like,
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some guy on fire
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and the smoke's
getting in my pores.
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Ugh! Job searching sucks.
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I can't believe my God-daddy
cut me off.
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Can I have your job?
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How much does it pay
being Beyonce?
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Are you serious? Beyonce?
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I know. She's the albino
Matrix twins of music.
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Uh. I think we found
our new server.
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What? That's not what I...
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Hello there,
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sounded like you're
searching for employment.
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Mm, I have a boyfriend.
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Oh. No doubt. I'm Kite Man.
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This is the love of my life,
Golden Glider.
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We co-own this establishment.
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And you are?
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Clearly on the phone.
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[groans]
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I gotta go. Tell Solange,
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Malice and her cat,
Chessure, called.
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All right, we'll have two
tequila sodas,
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light ice, no fruit,
splash of cran.
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She's a monster.
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Yeah, you're hired. [chuckles]
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♪ Oh, hell, yeah ♪
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A job here might work
'cause I love day drinking.
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Also, I need proof
for my God-daddy,
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that I'm "trying."
Fine, I'll do it.
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- [all cheer]
- Slow your roll, headband.
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We didn't hire you.
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I think your
co-boyfriend-partner-
guy -whatever did.
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[chuckling] Okay, well,
we're gonna put a pin
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in what my
co-boyfriend-partner-
guy-whatever did.
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I don't think this place
is really your vibe.
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Plus, you work for tips
and nobody tips here.
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Here's a Benjamin from us
for making our days
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with that pretty face.
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I think
I'm gonna do all right.
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Now, can somebody refill
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- our drinks?
- I'll get it.
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Babe, she's gonna crush
this grand reopening
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and Dad's gonna be
so impressed
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that we got
such a cool server.
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[muffled] He'll have
to say he loves me.
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Right, babe?
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Babe?
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Ugh, everyone thinks
I'm amazing.
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You must be
so threatened by me.
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Yoo-hoo! I'm back here.
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I can see you're confused.
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Yes. You're imagining this.
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But it's based
on a true story.
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I've got everything.
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Great body, designer handbags,
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and the attention
of every guy everywhere,
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- even these drunks.
- [all cheering]
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I'm everything you hate.
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But the truth is,
that's only because
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you can't compete with me.
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Can't compete?
We'll see about that,
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you snobby shithead...
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Babe? Babe, take it easy.
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- We barely even know Malice.
- I know the type.
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And you just hired her
right after you knew
I'd hired Bane
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- and he's going to--
- I'm back!
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I marched up to Lex
and I said,
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"I respectfully resign."
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Taking the high road.
Classy move, Bane.
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And then I told him
to put on a swim cap
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so he could go fuck himself.
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Bane, uh, so sorry,
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uh, but we're hiring
someone else.
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What? Is this for real?
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Because I think I may have
burned a bridge with Lex.
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Afraid so, buddy.
Meet our new server, Malice.
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Okay. I literally
just 'sploded my life
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and you're firing me
for a girl with a cat in a bag?
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[sniffles] Maybe you should
put on a swim cap
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so you can... [choking]
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[sneezes, groans]
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I am deathly allergic
to cat dander.
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See? We can't have
a cat in a bar.
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We're not a lesbian bookstore.
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But I'm her emotional
support animal.
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- [chokes, thuds]
- Also, she's cold.
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Well, you're in luck.
We just got some new merch
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that can warm her right up.
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Yep. Here we go.
Found the onesies.
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[Bane] My throat
is closing up!
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Well, good job, Chuck.
While Bane dies,
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let's make sure
the cat is comfortable.
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[Bane] Will someone get...
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Anyone? Anyone?
Huh? [chuckles]
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I bet you'd get it
if it was up Malice's ass!
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And will one of you lazy fucks
take care of the fricking cat?
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My pleasure, darling.
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[gasps] Goddammit!
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That was
my last allergy stick.
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I gotta get back to Lex
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and beg for the return
of my job
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and my health insurance.
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That guy's got a rat.
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Oh, no. Well, you know,
funny enough, Malice,
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this is not a rat.
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It's a hypoallergenic hamster.
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I got it to teach
my kindergartners
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about responsibility.
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That shouldn't be here, either.
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That is adorbs.
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[purrs, meows]
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[screams] Oh, my God. No.
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This is why I need
a goddang body!
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No, Jon Hamm-ster. No!
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Oh, God, no!
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The kids are gonna
be heartbroken.
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Well, I'm head broken.
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[phone dings]
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Is that an RSVP? Is it my dad?
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Okay, Chuck,
can we not right now
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- with the dad thing?
- Ew, that's your guest list?
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That's it, Malice, outside!
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Anybody want to help
the loose head
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that's rolling around
on the floor?
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There. Both problems solved.
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God, she's a dynamite lady.
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Malice, we have
our grand reopening tonight,
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and it's very important
to Kite Man that it goes well.
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Well, then Kite Man should've
invited cooler people.
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But of course, nobody cool
would ever come here.
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Why do you even
wanna work here?
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Because having to work
is so cringe
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and I don't want anyone cool
seeing me having to work. Doy.
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Okay. Cool people
do come here.
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Actually, uh, oh, ooh...
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Look, uh, Lex Luthor
RSVP'd "yes."
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Oh, nice. I haven't seen him
since Colin Jost's wedding.
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Now get out of my way.
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I have really cool shit to do.
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- Golden Glider, wait.
- What is it?
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Is that what
you're wearing tonight?
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Ugh!
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Back off!
I don't want a carrot!
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Mr. Gus, what's wrong
with the hamster?
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Great question, Kenneth.
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It's not a hamster
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but a decapitated head.
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[all] Oh.
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That was a stupid
fucking question.
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What the hell are you
teaching these kids?
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Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We do not use the "T" word.
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This is a Montessori school.
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We encourage learning
through play.
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It's bad enough all these
kids' bodies are too small
for me to steal.
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Now I gotta put up
with this goofy-ass
fake school bullshit?
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Okay.
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Well, since it's time for
my 12 o'clock glass of milk...
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White Russian.
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...how about
the Queen of Fables here
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tells you a story?
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No! It won't be funny
'cause she's a woman.
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Actually, I know
a super funny story.
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It's about a little bitch
named Kenneth
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who was extremely monti-sorry
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he didn't go
to a real fucking school.
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Come on, I really need
to talk to Lex.
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I can't go back to doing
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balloon animals
at kid's parties.
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- [elevator dings]
- All right.
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You want VIPs? I'm gonna get
the V-est IP out there.
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Oh, he's not gonna let you in.
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- I've been waiting forever--
- [grunts]
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Dammit, Bane! Why didn't
you think to do that?
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Golden Glider,
I'm extremely busy--
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Lex, I know we've
had issues in the past,
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but I am here
to personally invite you
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to Noonan's
grand reopening tonight.
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It is gonna be the party
of the year and--
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Say no more. I'm in.
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I knew
you were gonna say that.
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How dare you--
Wait, did you say yes?
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Of course. What kind
of supervillain would I be
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if I didn't support local
villain establishments?
249
00:08:34,326 --> 00:08:35,661
I'd be delighted to come.
250
00:08:35,661 --> 00:08:36,912
I just hope it's okay
if I bring
251
00:08:36,912 --> 00:08:38,372
all the top LOD people?
252
00:08:38,372 --> 00:08:40,166
Suck my tit!
253
00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:42,835
I mean, yeah, sure. I guess
we could probs make room.
254
00:08:42,835 --> 00:08:45,629
Okay. Luthor-A, clear
my schedule for tonight.
255
00:08:45,629 --> 00:08:47,381
I'm going
to the party of the year.
256
00:08:47,381 --> 00:08:48,841
[Luthor-A] Clearing schedule.
257
00:08:48,841 --> 00:08:49,842
Okay.
258
00:08:49,842 --> 00:08:51,343
Well, this will be so fun!
259
00:08:51,343 --> 00:08:54,180
Can't wait to par-tay
down with you and the gang.
260
00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:55,681
Love what you've done
with the place.
261
00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:57,141
Okay, bye.
262
00:08:57,141 --> 00:08:59,518
The only way to keep
the Anti-Life Equation
263
00:08:59,518 --> 00:09:01,604
safely hidden at Noonan's
is to make sure
264
00:09:01,604 --> 00:09:04,440
that irrelevant dump
stays an irrelevant dump.
265
00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,900
[chuckles]
266
00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,152
Okay, Luthor-A,
strike what I just said.
267
00:09:08,152 --> 00:09:10,529
Instead, call everyone
on the Legion of Doom
268
00:09:10,529 --> 00:09:11,864
VIP phone tree.
269
00:09:11,864 --> 00:09:14,909
I'm having my own
party tonight. [chuckles]
270
00:09:14,909 --> 00:09:16,744
I know my dad got the evite.
271
00:09:16,744 --> 00:09:18,204
I sent it
to his work, personal,
272
00:09:18,204 --> 00:09:20,122
and secret Honduran
family account.
273
00:09:20,122 --> 00:09:23,376
Babe, we need to blow
this reopening up!
274
00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:25,127
- Go all out.
- Wait, really?
275
00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:26,879
Well, what made you
change your mind?
276
00:09:26,879 --> 00:09:29,382
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe cause a little someone
277
00:09:29,382 --> 00:09:31,092
named Lex Luthor
is coming tonight
278
00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:33,677
and bringing all his,
oh, I don't know,
279
00:09:33,677 --> 00:09:35,471
friends from
the Legion of Doom.
280
00:09:35,471 --> 00:09:37,223
Say what?
281
00:09:37,223 --> 00:09:39,350
Wait, the dad
of the LOD is coming?
282
00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:42,603
I can't wait to tell Malice.
Where is that little--
283
00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:45,356
Cat! I can't find
Chessure anywhere!
284
00:09:45,356 --> 00:09:48,359
She's out there alone
in this trash city.
285
00:09:48,359 --> 00:09:51,153
Oh, my God! What if she
wanders into a Marshalls?
286
00:09:51,153 --> 00:09:52,738
Okay, calm down.
287
00:09:52,738 --> 00:09:54,073
I'm sure
your cat will be fine.
288
00:09:54,073 --> 00:09:56,659
She needs me. If she eats
any street meat,
289
00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:58,285
she'll double in size.
290
00:09:58,285 --> 00:10:01,205
Oh, that explains a lot.
291
00:10:01,205 --> 00:10:02,665
Golden Glider says,
292
00:10:02,665 --> 00:10:04,208
"Take care
of that freaking cat." So...
293
00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,543
[licks, meows]
294
00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:07,169
Arrivederci.
295
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,339
Huh?
296
00:10:11,382 --> 00:10:13,050
- [meows]
- [panting]
297
00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:13,926
[exclaims]
298
00:10:13,926 --> 00:10:15,761
- [woman screams]
- Oh, shit!
299
00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:18,139
[snarling]
300
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:21,058
Well, technically,
I think it's whacked.
301
00:10:21,058 --> 00:10:22,476
You shot my cat?
302
00:10:22,476 --> 00:10:23,728
Dubelz, what is wrong
with you?
303
00:10:23,728 --> 00:10:25,021
What's wrong with me?
304
00:10:25,021 --> 00:10:26,480
You're the one
that ordered the hit.
305
00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,399
You said, "Someone needs
to take care of that cat."
306
00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:29,942
I meant let it out.
307
00:10:29,942 --> 00:10:32,737
Oh, God! So when I said
to take care
308
00:10:32,737 --> 00:10:34,196
of my succulents
the other day, you--
309
00:10:34,196 --> 00:10:35,740
Took 'em out back
and shot 'em.
310
00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:37,241
Wait a minute.
311
00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:38,784
So, when I told you
to take care of my nephew--
312
00:10:38,784 --> 00:10:40,453
I took him to Six Flags!
313
00:10:40,453 --> 00:10:41,954
Shit! I gotta go.
314
00:10:41,954 --> 00:10:43,330
I gotta take care of something.
315
00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:45,791
Poor Chessure is lost
and alone out there.
316
00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:48,711
I hope you and your
large pores are happy?
317
00:10:48,711 --> 00:10:50,087
Well, at least I don't need
a rolling pin
318
00:10:50,087 --> 00:10:51,589
- to apply my makeup.
- Whoa!
319
00:10:51,589 --> 00:10:53,674
Ladies. Ladies, it's okay.
320
00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:55,926
This city has
top-notch animal control.
321
00:10:55,926 --> 00:10:57,887
Chessure will be back
in no time.
322
00:10:57,887 --> 00:11:00,264
- [growling]
- All right, cat, I got you.
323
00:11:00,264 --> 00:11:02,892
Just hop in the cage
and we can all go home.
324
00:11:06,312 --> 00:11:09,440
- [snarls]
- Sweet Christ! What's that?
325
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,025
- [growling]
- [panting]
326
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,864
No, please. I was just
following orders.
327
00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:18,240
I love animals.
328
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,617
[screams]
329
00:11:19,617 --> 00:11:21,952
And they rejoiced
the evil queen
330
00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:25,164
and realized they should mind
their damn business.
331
00:11:25,164 --> 00:11:26,290
The end.
332
00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:27,833
You just told
Hansel and Gretel,
333
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,752
except you replaced
Hansel with Kenneth.
334
00:11:29,752 --> 00:11:32,880
Also, my middle name
is Thomas, not bitch.
335
00:11:33,672 --> 00:11:35,007
Oh, you got notes?
336
00:11:35,007 --> 00:11:36,258
Here's a note for you,
Kenneth. Fuck off!
337
00:11:36,258 --> 00:11:38,177
[gasps] I'm gonna
tell my mom on you,
338
00:11:38,177 --> 00:11:40,846
and when she gets out of her
Glutes and Chutes class,
339
00:11:40,846 --> 00:11:43,307
she's gonna go fool Karen!
340
00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:44,850
Because that's her name.
341
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:46,727
Wait, Glutes and Chutes?
342
00:11:46,727 --> 00:11:48,312
Your mom is in good shape?
343
00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:50,189
Bit of a butter face,
but she keeps it pretty tight.
344
00:11:50,189 --> 00:11:51,941
All I care about is the body.
345
00:11:51,941 --> 00:11:54,318
Mr. Gus, who's taking
the class pet home this week.
346
00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:57,196
Now, kids, Ms. Fables
is not a pet.
347
00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:59,573
She is a strong, independent--
348
00:11:59,573 --> 00:12:01,117
Shut up, you drunk!
349
00:12:01,117 --> 00:12:03,661
I'm going home with Kenneth
and his rock hard mom.
350
00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:05,371
- [all cheer]
- [thudding]
351
00:12:05,371 --> 00:12:07,039
[growling, screeching]
352
00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:09,166
You see the giant cat
too, right?
353
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:10,334
[all scream]
354
00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:13,671
Hey, Kite Man,
355
00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:16,799
the Peter Gabriel-era
Genesis cover band is here.
356
00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:18,718
Yes! Dad's favorite.
357
00:12:18,718 --> 00:12:20,261
Oh, babe!
358
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,972
Since we have extra fancy
guests coming tonight,
359
00:12:22,972 --> 00:12:24,473
I got a box of those
360
00:12:24,473 --> 00:12:26,475
extra fancy cupcakes from
the place down the street.
361
00:12:26,475 --> 00:12:28,894
I'm leaving early because
I'm so upset with Chessure
362
00:12:28,894 --> 00:12:30,438
that the only thing
that would cheer me up
363
00:12:30,438 --> 00:12:32,189
is going to Lex Luthor's
party tonight.
364
00:12:32,189 --> 00:12:33,566
What are you talking about?
365
00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:35,401
Lex is coming to our party,
right, babe?
366
00:12:35,401 --> 00:12:38,154
Uh, yes. He's coming with all
the top brass from the LOD.
367
00:12:38,154 --> 00:12:40,614
He said it was going to be
the party of the year
368
00:12:40,614 --> 00:12:41,907
and he wouldn't miss it.
369
00:12:41,907 --> 00:12:43,492
[Tawny] Surprise!
370
00:12:43,492 --> 00:12:46,412
Lex Luthor is hosting
the party of the century
371
00:12:46,412 --> 00:12:49,373
at the Legion of Doom
right now.
372
00:12:49,373 --> 00:12:50,499
Hey, Lex.
373
00:12:50,499 --> 00:12:52,251
Why the massive
last minute ball?
374
00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:53,836
Let's just say that sometimes
375
00:12:53,836 --> 00:12:56,297
the golden ideas
glide right in.
376
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:59,050
- Lying son of a bitch!
- Why would he do that to us?
377
00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:01,427
See? Now, out of my way.
I'm going to that party.
378
00:13:01,427 --> 00:13:03,054
Malice, you walk out
that door,
379
00:13:03,054 --> 00:13:04,597
your rude, entitled,
380
00:13:04,597 --> 00:13:07,099
perfectly-sculpted,
Pilates ass is fired.
381
00:13:07,099 --> 00:13:08,934
It's Glutes and Chutes!
382
00:13:08,934 --> 00:13:10,603
And you're
the worst bosses ever!
383
00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:12,188
We're your only bosses ever!
384
00:13:12,188 --> 00:13:14,065
I can't believe the world's
most evil super villain
385
00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:15,608
lied to us
about coming to our party.
386
00:13:15,608 --> 00:13:16,942
We have to do something.
387
00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,527
I am going down
to the Legion of Doom
388
00:13:18,527 --> 00:13:20,071
and demand Lex
389
00:13:20,071 --> 00:13:21,781
stop his bullshit!
390
00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:23,866
And come to our party.
391
00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:30,498
- [bouncer] Next. No weapons.
- [metal detector buzzes]
392
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:36,337
I can already tell
you ain't on the list. Next.
393
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:39,757
Hey, listen, we need to talk
to Lex right now. He knows us.
394
00:13:39,757 --> 00:13:41,133
Lex knows a lot of people.
395
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,386
Oh, 'cause he's so important?
396
00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:45,763
[scoffs] I know a lot
of people too.
397
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:47,014
Chuck, Lex,
398
00:13:47,014 --> 00:13:48,641
a bunch of people.
399
00:13:48,641 --> 00:13:49,558
Dad?
400
00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:51,602
Hey, Dad.
401
00:13:51,602 --> 00:13:54,313
Shit. I gotta remember
to stop responding to that.
402
00:13:54,313 --> 00:13:56,899
Him. We know him.
That's three.
403
00:13:56,899 --> 00:13:58,150
You two gotta go.
404
00:13:58,150 --> 00:13:59,485
You're holding up the line.
405
00:14:00,986 --> 00:14:02,405
Next. No weapons.
406
00:14:02,405 --> 00:14:05,408
- Babe, we gotta go.
- This isn't over.
407
00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:10,579
Oh, Connie Antonucci
wants to join.
408
00:14:10,579 --> 00:14:13,332
I don't want this group
getting too diverse.
409
00:14:13,332 --> 00:14:14,166
Denied.
410
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,252
[gasps] Good Lord, Kenneth!
411
00:14:16,252 --> 00:14:18,003
No shoes on the carpet.
412
00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:19,547
- Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, damn.
413
00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:20,923
You must be Kenneth's mom.
414
00:14:20,923 --> 00:14:23,175
My goodness,
the Glutes and Chutes
415
00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:24,760
have sure paid off.
416
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,470
Oh, bless your heart.
417
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,305
I haven't eaten carbs
in a decade
418
00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:29,724
and I had my inner thighs
removed.
419
00:14:29,724 --> 00:14:31,517
Kenneth, get the bread knife.
420
00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,686
It'll go perfect
with that butter face.
421
00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:36,522
You can say it,
my dad was there
422
00:14:36,522 --> 00:14:39,150
because Lex is a winner
and I'm a loser.
423
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:41,068
- Dad only chooses winners.
- Oh, Chuck,
424
00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:43,070
who cares what your dad thinks?
425
00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:44,947
You are a winner.
426
00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:46,407
And we are cool.
427
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,034
It doesn't matter
what Malice says.
428
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:50,244
Babe, you need to stop
with the Malice stuff.
429
00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:52,872
You're starting to sound
kind of jelly.
430
00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:54,165
Of course I'm jelly.
431
00:14:54,165 --> 00:14:56,042
Malice is one of those
smug hot girls
432
00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:58,210
who everybody's
dying to impress.
433
00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:00,755
It just churns up
all my freaking insecurities.
434
00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:02,757
Babe, in the words of Aragorn
435
00:15:02,757 --> 00:15:04,884
to the hobbits
in Lord of the Rings Three,
436
00:15:04,884 --> 00:15:07,636
"You bow to no one."
437
00:15:07,636 --> 00:15:08,929
You're so smart,
438
00:15:08,929 --> 00:15:11,474
you're muy caliente,
but most of all,
439
00:15:11,474 --> 00:15:13,559
you're a better person
than this.
440
00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:14,852
[chuckling] Wow.
441
00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:16,520
I could say the same
about you.
442
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,397
Why? I'm not jealous
of Malice.
443
00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:20,733
Do I wish my hair
had that kind of volume?
444
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,443
- Sure.
- No! With your dad.
445
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:25,071
You're trying so damn hard
to win his approval
446
00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:28,449
even though he's such
an ungrateful dickbag.
447
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:31,077
You're wonderful
and he doesn't
deserve you, Chuck.
448
00:15:31,077 --> 00:15:33,329
[growling, snarling]
449
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,581
[screaming]
450
00:15:41,253 --> 00:15:43,714
Sweet shit!
Is that Malice's cat?
451
00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:45,424
Maybe it's not Chessure.
Maybe there's another
452
00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:47,259
giant cat
wearing a green onesie.
453
00:15:52,681 --> 00:15:54,016
Nope, that's our cat.
454
00:15:54,016 --> 00:15:57,228
I told you, Bane,
you're not on the list.
455
00:15:57,228 --> 00:15:59,772
- Lex says you're banned.
- I am not here as a guest.
456
00:15:59,772 --> 00:16:02,775
I am here as a balloon artist
for the kids.
457
00:16:02,775 --> 00:16:03,943
You're out of luck, Bane.
458
00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:06,112
Would you say yes to...
459
00:16:06,112 --> 00:16:08,781
Benjamin Franklin?
460
00:16:08,781 --> 00:16:10,366
Have a nice time, Mr. Bane.
461
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:11,617
Whoopee!
462
00:16:13,953 --> 00:16:15,496
- Next.
- [explosion]
463
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,165
- [sirens blaring]
- [people screaming]
464
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:23,087
Thank you for coming
on such short notice.
465
00:16:23,087 --> 00:16:24,338
Well, you did say
you'd take away
466
00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:25,840
the espresso machine
if we didn't.
467
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:26,966
[chuckles] Very good.
468
00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:28,050
[thudding]
469
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:29,635
[people exclaiming]
470
00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:36,600
[screaming]
471
00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:40,646
Who dares attack
the Legion of...
472
00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:44,316
No fucking way.
473
00:16:46,277 --> 00:16:48,070
Oh, I'm loving this.
474
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:49,947
You think the cat can eat
the whole Legion?
475
00:16:49,947 --> 00:16:52,825
You mean the cat with
the name of our bar on it?
476
00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:54,201
Oh. Damn it! You're right.
477
00:16:54,201 --> 00:16:55,995
We can't start a war
with the LOD.
478
00:16:55,995 --> 00:16:57,496
We've gotta stop that cat.
479
00:16:57,496 --> 00:16:59,665
[gasps] I have an idea.
Follow me.
480
00:17:00,332 --> 00:17:02,793
Hey, um, Mr. Bouncer.
481
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:05,212
I think we got off
on the wrong foot earlier.
482
00:17:05,212 --> 00:17:06,630
So I'm here--
483
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:07,673
Oh, God.
484
00:17:07,673 --> 00:17:08,674
- Never mind.
- [balloon sputters]
485
00:17:08,674 --> 00:17:10,676
Oh, Jackpot!
486
00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:12,303
Grab a confiscated weapon.
487
00:17:13,304 --> 00:17:14,221
- Hey!
- [whip cracks]
488
00:17:14,221 --> 00:17:17,016
Come here. Chessure.
489
00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:18,684
- Chessure, come.
- [snarls]
490
00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:19,602
Chessure!
491
00:17:20,811 --> 00:17:22,688
[exclaiming] Whoa!
492
00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:23,773
Oh.
493
00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:25,274
Come on, laser scope.
494
00:17:25,274 --> 00:17:26,984
Pretend this is an outdoor
movie screening
495
00:17:26,984 --> 00:17:28,444
and fuck shit up.
496
00:17:28,444 --> 00:17:30,529
[snarling]
497
00:17:32,239 --> 00:17:33,908
Thanks for the save, babe.
498
00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:35,159
I hate to admit this, but--
499
00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:36,535
You're a little horny
right now?
500
00:17:36,535 --> 00:17:40,081
Yes. And I think
we need Malice's help.
501
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:44,794
[snarling]
502
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,213
How ironic.
503
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:48,756
I'm about to die from
a pussy eating me.
504
00:17:48,756 --> 00:17:51,133
Like you've ever eaten pussy
in your pathetic life.
505
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:53,386
- That's why it's ironic.
- Malice!
506
00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:54,929
You have to stop your cat.
507
00:17:54,929 --> 00:17:57,139
Ugh, first you want me
to get rid of my cat.
508
00:17:57,139 --> 00:17:58,766
Then you want me
to stop my cat.
509
00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:00,309
Make up your mind.
510
00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:02,478
If your cat destroys this bar,
where will you work?
511
00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:03,729
I don't know. Chipotle?
512
00:18:03,729 --> 00:18:06,232
Okay, look,
if you call off the cat,
513
00:18:06,232 --> 00:18:07,983
I will stop making
snarky comments,
514
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,027
which I only do because
you're young and cute
515
00:18:10,027 --> 00:18:11,737
and I resent that everyone
thinks you're so cool.
516
00:18:11,737 --> 00:18:14,365
Plus 15 an hour and dental,
whatever that is.
517
00:18:14,365 --> 00:18:15,950
- Fine.
- Ugh.
518
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:16,951
All right, fine.
519
00:18:16,951 --> 00:18:18,369
[growling]
520
00:18:18,369 --> 00:18:19,704
Here, kitty, kitty.
521
00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:23,916
That was it?
522
00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,877
All we had to do was say,
"Here, kitty, kitty?"
523
00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:30,381
No. All "I" had to do was say,
"Here, kitty, kitty."
524
00:18:30,381 --> 00:18:32,842
- I am gonna polar bear smack--
- [Kite Man groans]
525
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,886
Babe, are you okay?
526
00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:37,388
That's a negative, babe.
527
00:18:37,388 --> 00:18:40,349
This reopening failure
is cutting me pretty deep.
528
00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:42,101
Gotta accept my fate
as a loser.
529
00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:44,270
I'm gonna go eat a tub
of potato salad like
a cockroach,
530
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:45,646
'cause that's what my dad
used to call me.
531
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,274
- Potato salad.
- Babe, you know what?
532
00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:49,650
I'm kinda glad this happened.
533
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,277
If all those big shots
were here,
534
00:18:51,277 --> 00:18:52,945
we wouldn't be able
to be ourselves.
535
00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:55,573
We were trying so hard
to impress other people
536
00:18:55,573 --> 00:18:56,949
and look how that turned out.
537
00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:58,451
Can you shut up?
538
00:18:58,451 --> 00:18:59,452
I'm live right now.
539
00:18:59,452 --> 00:19:00,536
Malice, you're fired.
540
00:19:00,536 --> 00:19:02,371
No, I'm not. I saved the day.
541
00:19:02,371 --> 00:19:04,081
And you said
you wouldn't fire me.
542
00:19:04,081 --> 00:19:05,666
I don't care. I shouldn't have
hired you in the first place.
543
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,335
I gotta stop doing things
to impress other people.
544
00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:10,296
There's only one person
I need to impress.
545
00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:12,631
[all] We know, your dad!
546
00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:13,674
No!
547
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,634
- Just my Glider.
- [rumbling]
548
00:19:19,346 --> 00:19:20,514
[sputtering] Is that...
549
00:19:20,514 --> 00:19:21,557
[choir]
♪ Darkseid! ♪
550
00:19:21,557 --> 00:19:23,309
♪ Darkseid! ♪
551
00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:25,436
- ♪ It's Darkseid ♪
- Malice--
552
00:19:25,436 --> 00:19:27,313
[choir] ♪ You're gonna
Be so scared ♪
553
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:28,689
♪ 'Cause he's Darkseid! ♪
554
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,358
- Ma--
- [choir] ♪ Darkseid! ♪
555
00:19:30,358 --> 00:19:32,109
♪ You'll have
To wear a diaper ♪
556
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:33,694
♪ 'Cause he's Darkseid! ♪
557
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:37,323
See, this is why I say,
"Never get a choir from hell."
558
00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:38,783
♪ It's true he always says-- ♪
559
00:19:38,783 --> 00:19:40,159
Enough!
560
00:19:40,159 --> 00:19:41,577
I am God...
561
00:19:41,577 --> 00:19:43,204
[coughs]
562
00:19:44,455 --> 00:19:46,082
...daddy to Malice.
563
00:19:46,082 --> 00:19:47,708
God-daddy to Malice.
564
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,251
Damn chip crumbs.
565
00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:51,837
I heard about the cat.
566
00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:54,799
You better not tell me
you lost this job.
567
00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:57,676
Okay, but that's gonna
make this confusing.
568
00:19:57,676 --> 00:20:02,139
Damn it, Malice! You useless,
pathetic little leech.
569
00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:03,516
I'm glad your parents
didn't live
570
00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:05,267
to see what you've become.
571
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:06,268
They would've been so--
572
00:20:06,268 --> 00:20:07,686
Disappointed...
573
00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:10,189
that they missed it.
574
00:20:10,189 --> 00:20:13,067
Because Malice
literally saved the bar.
575
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:15,069
In fact, she's doing fantastic.
576
00:20:15,069 --> 00:20:16,028
- She is?
- I am?
577
00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:18,322
Hey! It's that goon bar,
578
00:20:18,322 --> 00:20:19,990
what was on the side
of that monster cat.
579
00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:21,450
Oh, this place rules.
580
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:24,203
Babe, love how you flipped
that disappointed thing.
581
00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:26,163
That's real
better person stuff.
582
00:20:26,163 --> 00:20:28,666
Plus, looks like the cat might
have been great publicity.
583
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:30,960
It was brilliant publicity.
584
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,045
And it was all Malice's idea.
585
00:20:33,045 --> 00:20:34,463
So not only is she not fired,
586
00:20:34,463 --> 00:20:36,590
we're expanding
her duties to include
587
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,884
managing our social media.
588
00:20:38,884 --> 00:20:41,178
[whispers] Uh, babe,
we don't have any social media.
589
00:20:41,178 --> 00:20:42,638
Shut up, you beautiful idiot.
590
00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:45,558
Digital marketing?
Very impressive.
591
00:20:45,558 --> 00:20:48,227
Thank you for hiring
my troublesome Malice.
592
00:20:48,227 --> 00:20:50,521
Maybe there's hope
for her after all.
593
00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:52,314
I don't know
why you did that, but...
594
00:20:52,314 --> 00:20:53,899
Thu-nocks...
595
00:20:53,899 --> 00:20:57,236
I mean, thay-nocks...
[sputters]
596
00:20:57,236 --> 00:20:58,654
Are you trying to say,
"Thanks?"
597
00:20:58,654 --> 00:21:00,573
Oh, is that how you say it?
598
00:21:00,573 --> 00:21:02,074
I've only seen it written.
599
00:21:02,074 --> 00:21:03,576
Okay. Get to work.
600
00:21:03,576 --> 00:21:05,828
Uh, may I make you a drink,
601
00:21:05,828 --> 00:21:07,621
Sir Darkseid?
602
00:21:07,621 --> 00:21:08,956
[clears throat]
Non-alcoholic, please.
603
00:21:08,956 --> 00:21:10,791
I'll make you
one of my fave bevs.
604
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,627
[slurps] Mm.
605
00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:16,589
This iced tea and lemonade
mixture is divine.
606
00:21:16,589 --> 00:21:18,507
Reminds me
of my favorite golfer,
607
00:21:18,507 --> 00:21:20,760
- Arnold... Trevino.
- Lee Trevino.
608
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,803
A round of Lee Trevinos
for everyone.
609
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,764
- [chuckles]
- [all cheering]
610
00:21:24,764 --> 00:21:27,224
What's up, guys?
I'm here at "Newsies--"
611
00:21:27,224 --> 00:21:29,101
It's Noonan's. Hello.
612
00:21:29,101 --> 00:21:30,770
Bane, what are you doing here?
613
00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:33,230
I'm here, plowed to the gills
614
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:35,775
on antihistamines to see if--
615
00:21:35,775 --> 00:21:38,944
Hey, bouncer, you need
to kick this guy out.
616
00:21:38,944 --> 00:21:40,321
Go get him, bouncer.
617
00:21:40,321 --> 00:21:41,614
But you're still
working for tips.
618
00:21:41,614 --> 00:21:42,573
Whoopee!
619
00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:44,909
I'm 'sploding with joy!
620
00:21:44,909 --> 00:21:46,494
[screams]
621
00:21:46,494 --> 00:21:48,871
Got damn! There's a line
around the block.
622
00:21:48,871 --> 00:21:50,956
I had to show Kenneth's
mom's titties to everybody
623
00:21:50,956 --> 00:21:51,957
to get in here.
624
00:21:51,957 --> 00:21:54,210
The reopening is a hit!
625
00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:56,921
- We did it.
- No, we did it.
626
00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:58,589
Oh, wait. No.
You said that. Whatever.
627
00:21:58,589 --> 00:22:00,216
It's been a day. Just kiss me.
628
00:22:00,216 --> 00:22:01,926
[both] Mm.
629
00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:03,928
Do you know Chuck?
I'm his father.
630
00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:05,137
Can I go through?
631
00:22:05,137 --> 00:22:07,973
Holy shit! You guys
have the same birthday.
632
00:22:09,475 --> 00:22:11,644
[sirens blaring]
633
00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:15,606
[rock music playing]
634
00:22:42,758 --> 00:22:44,677
♪ Hell, yeah ♪
635
00:22:44,677 --> 00:22:49,677
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