Original subtitles

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[DOG BARKING IN THE DISTANCE]

- [BACKGROUND MUSIC] - [DOG BARKING IN THE DISTANCE]

Namaste.

My name is Ashwini Bhatt.

Come, let me tell you one of my stories.

It is from around twenty five years ago...

- [CLOCK TICKING] - [BIRDS CHIRPING]

This is Raghlo...

...timid, amateur at everything, and cursed with an eternal bad luck.

He was born in a community...

...that's known as the "community of thieves".

No one would give them jobs...

...or allow them to run a business...

...and so they are left with no options, but to theft.

But Raghlo did not know how to steal.

So either he would get beaten up or end up in a lock up.

The people around him always said to him...

'Hey Raghla, you should try one big robbery.'

So that your status in our community is elevated...

...'and you can get your three daughters married!'

Raghlo decided to adhere to this advice and...

...today he is attempting his career's first big robbery.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

- [FLUTE SOUND] - [BELL CHIMES]

Hail Hanuman!

- [SNORING] - [GASPS]

- [CRICKETS CHIRPING] - [BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

[DOOR CLOSE]

- [CLATTER] - [GLASS SHATTERING]

[GASPS]

[HEART BEATS]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

Poor Raghlo thought he came all this way, for an empty house!

But don't be mistaken.

- [BACKGROUND MUSIC] - [CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Even the eternally unlucky can strike gold sometimes!

[GASPS]

[FLUTE SOUND]

Hail Hanuman!

Forgive me!

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

Isn't it interesting?

Raghlo doesn't even know...

...that an ordinary man like him...

...can also change the course of history.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

'Anjanipur' 'Year 2000'...

- [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [PAPER RUSTLE]

[BICYCLE BELL]

[DOOR OPEN]

- [TEMPLE BELL] - [YAWNING]

[SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]

[FOOTSTEPS]

- [TCH] - [BIRDS CHIRPING]

[GROANS]

[THUD]

What the! [WINGS FLUTTERING]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[CREAKING]

[THUD]

[THUD]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[TEMPLE BELL]

[CRACKLING]

[[BELL CHIMES]]

Sir?! What have you done?

You could have just opened the window to let the light in.

You didn't have to put a hole in the roof.

You...

Oh right! You're getting it repaired?

I am going to live here only for two days.

Why would I touch the roof?

Oh I thought...

...the landlord must be doing this to please a P.I. like you.

Just let me get a hold of the culprit once.

I will make sure his next seven generations won't dare to steal!

Oh right! You have been robbed.

[WINGS FLUTTERING]

Sir, you must get this reported.

Sure, Joita sir.

Why don't you start writing it? Come, write!

Sir, This is no time for a joke...

...we must do this at once.

What?

Sir, you are the P.I.! You know all this better.

Think, think!

Speak, you.

Sniffer dogs, Sir!

We must get them at once.

They'll smell and tell at once.

How about I set them after you?

Prabhusinh! Prabhusinh, Sir!

He will take a look around and will be able to tell you...

...the name of the artist who has created this masterpiece.

There is no need for sniffer dogs then.

[TCH]

Fine, fine. Go get Constable Prabhusinh here.

- Sure! - [TEMPLE BELL]

- Sir! - Huh?

Don't tamper with any evidence here.

Get lost! Call him quick... [CLATTER]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[BELL CHIMES]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

- Hail Lord Hanuman! - [TEMPLE BELL]

Are you done with your prayers?

This lamp was.

- Lit by the thief? - [BELL CHIMES]

Looks like he's quite religious.

What a new piece of information that is.

Why don't you just tell me who did this?

First and foremost, we will have to make a list of religious thieves.

That will be a very long list.

[CHUCKLES]

Joita, could Bhikhla be the one?

No, No. I don't think so, Constable Sir.

He doesn't light lamps. He would've lit incense sticks.

Oh yes!

- And that too perfumed and expensive. - Yes, yes!

Constable Sir, what about Mango Punjo?

He's an atheist.

But he visits the temple everyday.

Yes, but that is only to steal footwear.

How about Raghlo?

The one from Mahemdavad?

Who? Raghlo!

Yeah!

The one who steals utensils?

No, no. He won't dare.

How about Bhaglo?

The one from Bhavnagar.

Not at all.

In fact, he has completely stopped this thief business after his marriage.

Oh, is it?

Now his wife goes out to steal.

Oh right!

Bhaglo, Jaglo, whoever it is.

Start your investigation, and bring him to me!

Yes Sir!

When this robbery occurred, who else was here at the crime scene?

[STAMMER]

I mean was anyone else here with you last night, Sir?

Sir was obviously alone.

The family will arrive after two days when the police quarters are ready.

That banana seller.

Oh right. Kaniyo.

He often sleeps outside on the porch.

Even he didn't pay attention?

That drunkard must have passed out! How could he notice anything?

Bring him here.

Get him here!

He's such a drunk fool.

Stupid!

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

Does this Kaniyo sleep inside the house?

No, this is.

Oh!

- Ah now I understand... - [BIRDS CHIRPING]

Happens, it's okay.

Saheb, what all has been stolen?

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

3 pairs of uniforms, 2 medals, 1 belt, few certificates.

Dad, this...

[LAUGHS]

- P.I. S.R. Rathod! - [HORN HONKS]

Raghla, you turned out to be a brave heart.

First big robbery and that too at a police officer's home?

Uncle, I had no clue that a police officer is living there.

I was under the impression that the house is vacant.

Only once I entered, I realised...

- ...and now, I am shit scared. - [HORN HONKS]

Uncle, whatever happens I cannot end up in jail.

Raghla, as long as Uncle Chhana is by your side...

...you don't need to worry at all.

Hail Hanuman!

You just wait and watch how I play this game!

This is already a criminal offence.

Do you understand there's something called law?

The law declares us criminals by birth?

Isn't that what we are fighting against?

But shouldn't we stop doing such acts first?

But does the police allow us to do any other job peacefully?

No matter who commits the crime.

Who do they always catch? One of ours.

Why?

Because we are a community of thieves!

But he has just robbed a police officer...

...don't you think the matter will escalate out of proportion?

This time, it won't.

How often does a tiny ant get to defeat the mighty elephant!

[CHUCKLES]

Now you just wait and watch my game.

Chief, why play with fire.

- Raghla. - Yes! - [HORN HONKS]

Where is the cap?

[BELL TOLLING]

This!

I am wondering he literally took everything...

...then why did he leave this cap behind?

Prabhusinh!

In my 15 years of police service.

I have dealt with many criminals.

But not a single one of them has the guts to take such a revenge on me.

Oh wow!

Next year, we could easily get on this roof for kite flying.

We just need to arrange for a good ladder, sir.

Where the hell were you last night?

Me?

Yes, you! Where were you last night?

- I was... - Say it!

I I got drunk and passed out on the porch.

Didn't I tell you Sir?

Prabhusinh, do one thing, go to the police station.

Get a hold of all these-Raghlo, Maglo, Jaglo.

Sure!

But first, lock these two up.

These two?

I know them since years. This is not their work.

If we let them out of here, everyone will get to know what happened...

...and the whole village will laugh at me.

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

Go on then, start moving.

What is this? Someone screws over the P.I. and we get locked up?

Well, don't they say...

'When you walk behind a donkey and in front of the police you get kicked around.'

Absolutely true. Now we are trapped for no reason.

The one who is really trapped is the Constable.

He is retiring only in a week and now he has to hustle... [LAUGHS]

...Sir, what charges will you put on us?

- I'll tell you. - Wait, I'll explain the law.

- A secret is valuable only until it's safe. - [LAUGHS]

- That mastermind even took the pistol. - Shut up!

I told Sir yesterday, drink in limit not like he would listen to me. - Let's go!

- He's quite a colorful character. - [IGNITION]

Good morning Constable. Any problem?

You do your job, start the auto.

Off to Pani Foi's then?

- No no! - Take us to the police station! - Okay!

[VEHICLE PASSING BY]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

In so many years of service, I haven't seen such a thing.

Robbery at a P.I.'s home?

- But sir, why didn't he take the cap? - [TONGUE CLICKING]

Forget about that. The pistol and the medals are the main thing of concern.

What if a crime is committed with that pistol?

Then it would be a big scandal, uncle!

But sir, the cap?

Will he be suspended or terminated?

- Whatever it is, it's our problem now. - True! [BELL CHIMES]

But what about the cap?

Ask that to the thief when catch him!

He has stolen from Sir, so you have no choice but to catch him.

And that too without an F.I.R.

And with no one finding out.

A secret is valuable only until it's safe!

[CLEARING THROAT]

Sir, why don't you relax? Aren't we all there?

Yes, we will solve this case.

You focus on the retirement party, and then peacefully leave for your pilgrimage.

- Want to go now? - No!

Constable Sir!

If you could arrange for some Ganthiya.

Should I arrange for breaking your legs?

It's only for Kanubhai, to eat a little.

Savoury and soft.

Yes!

My tooth still hurts from the slap.

Are you here for a feast?

It's not just for us!

All of us will eat.

How much should we order? 1 kilo will be enough.

Shut up! You fool! [CROW CAWING]

Go get some.

Wow! Ganthiya and Jalebi?

Oh yes!

Yesterday, Suriyo went to steal from the local snack shop.

This is from there.

- But where is he now? - Take it!

He's gone to the sweet shop today, I'm waiting for him only.

Okay! [LAUGHS]

- Take it! - Take it!

Raghla, now you have become a celebrity.

Start getting used to sitting on the sofa. Come on up here.

That's right uncle, you have achieved such a great feat…

Now you are amongst the who's who of the community. Right, Chief?

Once my daughters get married, then I can live in peace.

Yes. Just let the news of your achievement go around in our community.

Eligible Bachelors will be lining up for your daughters.

[LAUGHS]

Uncle Ragha, forget all your worries now.

Your daughters will definitely get married soon.

I too hope so!

But, the police won't let you live in peace.

- [UPBEAT MUSIC] - [GLASS CLINKING]

What a feast!

I told you, right? Pasla's Gathiya Jalebi are the best.

[INDISTINCT]

Have you ever tried Lavji's?

No, they're too expensive for us.

We have to pay for them.

Then!

- [FOOTSTEPS] - [VEHICLE PASSING BY]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[CLEARING THROAT]

[SHUSHING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[DOOR CREAKS]

[HORN HONKS]

[HORN HONKS]

[CRACKLING NOISE CAUSED BY ELECTRICAL]

[CHAIR CREAKS]

[CHAIR CREAKS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[BELL CHIMES]

Why doesn't anything work here?

[DOOR CREAKS]

Ganthiya for sir?

The preliminary investigation has begun. This theft...

...I mean incident. Our informants have started looking into it.

Malek Sir has also left home to investigate.

Yes!

- [CHAIR CREAKS] - [BIRDS CHIRPING]

Where is P.S.I. Pandya?

I've sent someone to call him. He must be on his way.

As soon as he comes, he will lead this investigation.

What?

Sir, Prabhusinh has only a few days till his retirement...

...so from now on the dealings - Prabhusinh you are very well aware...

...that you're known as the most trusted man in this department.

And you very well know how important this matter is.

Sir, only a few days are left for my.

Prabhusinh, I won't allow you to slip away so easily.

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[BICYCLE BELL]

Do not forget Prabhusinh...

...it's not just about me...

...the dignity of the entire department is at stake here.

Yes!

I will just be back…

Yes! Dhula!

Yes sir, the buckets are ready.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

- Hello? - Hello! - Sir, madam!

[FOOTSTEPS]

Hello!

Good morning!

Yes, tell me, what is it?

Nothing in particular. What are you doing?

- I'm working! - Working?

What was it?

So, Chief was right!

What?

That you've been posted to such a place that we'll buy a new house within two months

I'm busy. I'll call you later.

Wait, listen!

I just noticed that you forgot one of the police caps here.

[THUD]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

Sir, can't we get the toilets of the police station fixed?

Sub Inspector Pandya reporting. Come on, pay up!

This kid is already so well trained, Pandya sir.

He's with me, 24x7. That's why. Where is Prabhusinh?

Oh! What's the occasion? Everyone is here so early?

We have to start the investigation.

For what?

For a robbery…

Who told you to file an F.I.R.?

I haven't filed one yet.

Then, what investigation? I'll take your leave.

Called me for no reason.

It is Rathod Sir who has been robbed.

Like I care.

Jalebi!

What? Who dared to do this to Rathod Saheb?

Jalebi! Jalebi!!

I want a bigger piece! Give me a bigger piece! Bigger piece!

- Shut his mouth! - [SCREAMING]

Gagla! shut up or else...

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Don't shout!

Quiet!

[SCREAMING]

[GLASS CLINKING]

Jalebi! Jalebi!

- I am not going to spare them today. - Jalebi!

You dimwits which one of you threw the slipper at me?

Jalebi! Jalebi!

Have you lost it? Throwing slippers at women. Have you no shame?

Sister Champa, this brat is lying. This constable is innocent.

Obviously, you're going to support one of your own.

What about these broken glasses? Who will pay for it.

What's going on? What is all this ruckus about?

Who is this?

Hey sister why are you shouting?

Get her out of here.

First I get hit by a slipper, and then you have such audacity?

Shut up. Stop screaming. Do you even know who I am?

Inspector!! Watch your mouth, or else.

Sir, this.

This is the first town I've come across where...

...people show such disrespect to the police.

First you learn to keep your house in order.

Call a female constable. Lock her up immediately! Give her third degree.

I will give you third degree, You useless man...

[SCREAMING] [THUD]

[TONGUE CLICKING]

What have you done Sir?

What have I done?

- Dad, what happened to her? - You eat your Jalebi.

Looks like she is no more.

Now, sir will get charged with Sec. 302?

No! She's still alive. Just unconscious.

What is the section for attempted murder?

307. At least 10 years.

Sir will have to spend his last years in jail?

But sir is still so young.

Don't you think it'll take at least 20 years for the judgement to arrive?

Hey, get inside!

Carefully!

Put her on the table!

This table is sturdy.

No no, not on the table.

Then put her on the floor!

- Pull a chair out… - You sit here.

Bring her here.

She's too heavy.

Haven't you heard the phrase ‘Digging your Own Grave'?

No!

No problem. You've already fallen in freshly dug one.

Why? What's the big deal?

She is Champa Chopaneri.

Social Worker!

President of Women's Rights Association.

She is bad news for us.

Bring her to consciousness then wake her up.

Should I fetch holy water from Jatashankar Bapu?

You won't get any - Why?

There has been no water supply at his place since 2 days.

- [TCH] - Make her smell slippers.

No, make her smell an onion.

What if she gains consciousness while we are trying to make her smell slippers?

She will beat us with the same.

Why not try the most effective remedy?

If you allow, I can get hooch from Panni foi.

One drop of it can bring even a dead man back to life.

Yes, go get it.

Alcohol in the Police Station?

It is not for us. Just for medicinal reasons.

Can't take her to a government hospital. Otherwise the whole town will know.

And there is no guarantee of her gaining consciousness.

We'll have to take her to the Doctor from Jamnagar. - So, let's go!

And Dr. Desai is going to empty our pockets completely.

Does anyone want to contribute for this cause?

No pockets!

- Let it be! - Is this town completely lawless?

Why?

The doctor takes money from the police?

Sir, you don't know Desai yet.

Let's go! Get her out.

- Bring the jeep. - Yes!

And not in the front, the back.

Yes Constable.

Hey, hit the breaks, wait.

Yeah!

Come on, bring her.

- Catch her! - Let's go!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

- Hey, is this my wedding procession! - Stop this! [THUD]

Prabhusinh, where are you off to?

- This - Send Bhogilal instead. - You find the thief first.

Desai won't budge without Prabhusinh.

Come with me, looks like madam has called.

I'll come sir.

Let's go!

On your way back, bring 1 kg of Fulwadi with you!

- Let's go home. - Hey, you shut up.

[UTENSILS CLINKING]

Aunty, hurry up. Let's go quickly.

But why do we have to run away?

Uncle Chhana has said so. Get moving, quick.

I guarantee, your father must have looted all the utensils from the store!

I am very nervous.

Stop worrying about this. Uncle Chhana will take care of everything.

Come, quick!

I have told him a million times to quit this line of work.

But would he ever listen to me?

Don't talk without thinking don't you know he's doing all of this for our dowry?

Let's go! The police will be here any moment.

Hail Hanuman, help us what will these poor girls do without a father?

What happened, Vimli? Where are you going?

Any bad news?

No no, we are going to Sarangpur to pray.

To pray for what?

To get them married.

Let's go. Quickly.

Praying to Hanuman for marriage?!

[TEMPLE BELL]

[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

[DOOR OPEN]

No one should see.

[DOOR CLOSE]

Be careful.

Sister Diwali.

Constable, It's been very long since you were here last.

Yes!

Looks like no one has missed their bribes recently.

[CHUCKLES]

Hello Dr. Desai.

Yes constable!

This!

Oh, this looks like a done deal. Take the body away.

No, no!

I will attend to you in a bit, okay?

- But... - Didn't you hear me?

Take the body and go to the crematorium.

It's not a body. She's a sister who is unconscious.

We didn't do a thing. Why don't you check at least?

- [BACKGROUND MUSIC] - Come.

Oh! This is sister Champa!

She is sister Champa.

Yes!

You keep breaking things and then we have to keep fixing them!

Tell the truth, Prabhusinh! What's going on?

This time, we are completely innocent and blameless!

Yes sure. Can the Police ever be guilty?

This is sister Champa's case.

Two thousand rupees and then we will talk.

Ah otherwise, take the body and leave.

No, no, no! I'll arrange for something.

But this body...

I mean how can I carry her everywhere I go?

Why don't you start the treatment?

First money, then treatment.

Haven't you read the board outside?

Yes!

They won't budge.

I'll be back it's time to pay my respects.

Yes! [FOOTSTEPS]

[DOOR OPEN]

- [DOOR CREAKS] - [DOOR CLOSE]

Hail Hanuman!

Hail Hanuman, sir.

What's the occasion?

The constable himself has graced us.

The situation is such, I had to come in.

- [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [COW MOO]

Yes!

It's only the 23rd today.

We are only serving our new boss.

When I had visited, he didn't even look at me.

No, he had looked over.

You were counting the money then.

No!

He must have been looking at the cash.

The thing is he is new here.

Once he realizes how popular your product is.

You'll be his new best friend.

Give it to him…

I mustn't say more, we have old ties after all.

I understand, I'll take your leave now.

And...

But do tell Inspector Rathod.

Next time, he must pay attention to me. Not the cash.

- [BIRDS CHIRPING] - Sure

- [COW MOO] - [BIRDS CHIRPING]

[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

Step aside!

If jewelery is kept then also it will be fine.

Did you understand? Do not worry!

Here, Two thousand.

What are you doing? We must check if those are real or fake.

Yes. We heard that the police had seized fake notes from somewhere.

- Why don't you start... - [BIRDS CHIRPING]

- Come guys! - She's too heavy.

[DOOR CREAKS]

Gala Bechar!

[CHUCKLES]

How are you here?

I was here for my daughter's checkup.

- Okay! - That's why I called the doctor here.

We have a close relation with the doctor.

- Right, tell me one thing. - Tell me!

Do you know anyone who lights a lamp after robbery?

[BELL CHIMES]

- [BELL CHIMES] - A lamp? - Yeah!

[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

On! Off! On! Off! [HORN HONKS]

[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

These policemen are in big trouble today!

[DOOR OPEN]

Hey! Are you deaf?! [HORN HONKS]

Shut up! [POLICE SIREN WAILING]

Hey Rookie!

- Hello? Hey! - [CLAPS] - Yes!

Turn off this deafening noise! Can you not hear my honking?

Are you deaf?

There is enough space for you to go. Move along uncle!

[HORN HONKS]

Are you blind as well?

Just look over there, I am not on a damn cycle here!

What's wrong, Jagrut Sir? Any problems?

You must write about the police in your paper.

They are becoming a nuisance now!

I've been waiting for that opportunity, Dhama!

Hey! You don't meddle in this!

And you! Try scaring someone else with your lousy pamphlet.

- What? - Pamphlet!

Pamphlet?

Are you calling my newspaper, a pamphlet?

- You heard it right... - [THUD]

Just wait and watch. You don't know who I am.

- What? - You will see the power of this pamphlet now.

- Yes I told you pamphlet. - I'll thrash you like anything.

Jagrut Saheb, Jagrut Saheb, Jagrut Saheb.

Look at me, how are you here?

Did you hear that Rookie? Jagrut SIR!

Of course!

How have you hired such creatures?

First, he's blocked the road with his Jeep!

And then is giving me this attitude!

What?

Don't you know Jagrut Sir?

- [THUD] - [LAUGHS]

Poor thing, he is new in the team.

He is our town's senior journalist, Mr. Jayanti Jagrut.

He is the owner of Sinhgarjana the newspaper!

Come on! Remove the car from his way.

- Do it quick! - Yeah, he'll move.

Pamphlet he says!

- [BICYCLE BELL] - Leave it sir, he's new.

He doesn’t know you.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Look, she might come to her senses any moment.

We'll have to keep her unconscious for a while.

Two hours or four hours?

Which one should I bring?

There's one for 1.5 hours. Let's give her that.

Okay!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

What are you doing with me?

Hey, move aside.

- Hey, what were you doing? - Sister Champa!

- Hey sister Champa. - Catch her, be careful.

"Doesn't wait for you, doesn't give you a chance."

"You cannot see it approaching, You cannot stop it."

"Cannot control an arrow that has been shot."

"Kamthaan (Chaos)!"

"Raghla's thievery kept aside."

"Something else has stirred up and the lady is seething."

"Won't give any indications or signs."

"Kamthaan (Chaos)!"

You here?

Ah, just patrolling what's happening there?

Everything is fine, right?

Oh, absolutely.

"Even the worst nightmare wasn't this bad."

"Gagla's stubbornness has cost a fortune."

"Don't dig your own grave."

"Kamthaan (Chaos)!"

"A perfect example of exaggeration!"

"There is no escaping this now."

"Reputation is on sale for pennies."

"Kamthaan (Chaos)!"

"People will lose all respect, If the secret is revealed."

"Such is the struggle."

"Cannot control an arrow that has been shot."

"Kamthaan (Chaos)!"

Jayanti?!

Champa!?

Sorry, Jayanti!

Bhai… Oh yes yes.

What's going on here? What's going on here!

Brother Jayanti, don't get the wrong idea.

What wrong idea? I have seen with my own eyes! Dr. Dushaasan!

Desai, Desai!

Brother Jayanti Jagrut Sir.

None of us have harmed sister Champa in any way.

Please try to understand.

I don't want to understand anything, Constable.

I have seen everything!

A woman was violated in front of my eyes.

And you expect me to shut up? I will not spare any of you.

Yes! I will teach them all a lesson!

Absolutely right! What do they think of themselves?

They'll park anywhere...

...violate anyone's dignity.

You will all be on the front page tomorrow. Just wait and watch.

Sir, listen to me.

Brother Jayanti! Sister Champa has misunderstood.

- That we have done something wrong. - There is a misunderstanding.

And I was with you outside.

Yes you were outside, so that I can't come in.

I understand everything! Shut up!

Shut up!

Misunderstanding?

There is no misunderstanding.

This isn't a misunderstanding.

Who has done what, will be revealed in tomorrow's Sinhgarjana.

You don't know who I am.

And all of you police force. I will make sure you pay for your actions.

I will see to it!

Come, Champa!

- Sister! - Oh!

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

Come slowly slowly there's a step here.

Hey! pamphlet move it!

Slowly!

Instead of finding the thief.

- The police got caught in a needless chaos. - Wait and watch!

Gagla threw a slipper, Champa lost consciousness.

Prabhusinh had to seek help from Panni.

And eventually, a monkey like Jayanti got all the aces.

[ENGINE REVVING]

Hey Panni foi, listen to me.

This Chhana uncle, he...

Uncle! Its just our jeep!

Why are you so scared after a successful heist?

Isn't that when one is supposed to be the most scared?

How will I bear the police thrashing at this age?

The only reason I took the risk was to get my daughters married.

Don't worry, I have arranged for everything.

Chief, it's done. Panni Foi will spread the word.

But, before something goes wrong, shouldn't we contact M.L.A. Makuji?

No, no Makuji is our Trump Card.

We should use him only when it's inevitable.

Right now, just make sure they don't catch a single one of our people.

Okay, Panni Foi will manage everything.

- Uncle, can you... - No, Chief. This can't be here.

If they can't catch anyone, the police will definitely come here.

That's what I am eagerly waiting for.

Look, Raghla...

...protect this like your life depends on it. Okay?

Uncle, I don't know what I would have done without you.

I will be forever grateful.

We should all be thankful to you!

Raghla, when they write the history of our community...

...your name will be written in golden letters.

There has never been a better opportunity to get our revenge.

Chhana's father Koya, died in police custody.

[GROANING IN PAIN]

And many from their community encountered the same fate.

[WATER POURING]

So this revenge isn't just for his father, but for his entire community.

You do remember what they did with grandfather, right dad?

[GROANING IN PAIN]

I've never been able to forget that.

Hey Chhana, pick up your dad.

Calm down, calm down.

We will shut the alcohol factories, please calm down.

Hello Anjanipur police station.

Is he still busy?

Sub Inspector Pandya reporting, madam.

Where is he? Pass the phone.

Yes yes, madam.

Sir!

It's Madam!

Cut the call!

Madam he's asked me to cut the call.

Why? What is he up to?

Nothing much actually, he's just a little worried.

Worried? Why?

Just work.

- Has he settled there? - Yes!

- Oh absolutely! - Is it?

He hasn't mentioned you even once since he arrived.

What?

- Pandya! - Say it again.

He has been so caught up with work that he's forgotten everything else.

Okay, but tell him to arrange for the new house so that I can make tea for him.

I'll arrange for the house.

And don't worry about tea our Dinyo makes wonderful tea.

- Is it? - Yes!

- You'll see when you're here. - [PAPER RUSTLE]

Common thing between yours and his tea is that we don't have to pay for either!

[LAUGHS]

- Liked the joke? - Yes!

- Cut the call! - Yes!

Let me know if you need any help with the packing.

Okay Pandya Sir.

- No, call me Tribhuvan. - Pandya!

- Put the phone down! - Yeah, okay!

Let me check about the new house. Everyone around here is lazy.

Bhogilal! Stop this ruckus!

Misunderstanding?

Yes Jayanti there is some misunderstanding for sure.

It's not like what you are saying.

Give, give this to me.

It happened in front of my eyes, Champa!

It happened with me who would know it better?

- Of course you! - Yes!

But it will make for a great headline!

Listen: Police misbehaves with social worker!

No? It isn't that great, right?

Listen to this: Police misbehaves with an empowered social worker!

If you publish this, won't it be humiliating for me as well?

Sorry, sorry! I didn't even think of this.

- Sorry! - You don't understand a thing.

I got these "couple special" glasses made for us. Same to same!

They broke these as well.

It's Okay!

Okay!

I am letting this go only because you say, Champa.

Otherwise, if someone misbehaves with my Champa in front of me.

I would break his ribs!

Yeah!

You don't know the extent of my love yet.

Okay okay you should leave now.

Why?

If you are seen here, the whole village will find out about us.

No I won't!

Can I tell you something Champa?

Sure!

I feel like I can't take my eyes off of you even for a moment.

I also feel the same.

To look at me all day?

No, no, I am talking about looking at myself!

- [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [HORN HONKS]

Make sure the measurements are perfect.

We caught him there.

We have searched everywhere but no trace.

Some goon from Vadodara named Manu Marwadi was spotted in our area.

Vadodara police is trying to catch him as of now.

I have asked them to also look into this matter.

Take the measurements properly!

We will send our teams to investigate across the district.

So, Gala. Did you recall anything? Someone who lights a lamp after a robbery.

Sir, this is.

Who is this?

This is Gala Bechar we bumped into him at the clinic.

He runs a garage in Nadiad, used to be a thief previously.

[CHUCKLES] - Tell me, did you recall anything?

Would he know?

- Yes! - Probably!

This isn't the right way to ask these people.

- Speak! - Sir, sir!

Sir, sir, leave them.

Calm down, Sir I was just casually inquiring

I am also just inquiring, right?

Hang him upside down. Where is my stick?

Please calm down, saheb.

You have just been transferred from a city to a small town...

...if you beat them up like this they'll post you to a village.

- You won't get a medal every time, sir. - Yes!

Without reason - You don't see a reason?

Tell me! Who was it in the morning? Speak up!

Sir, I swear on my father. I don't know a thing!

I was at the clinic with my daughter what is this about?

One of yours has stolen from him.

Sir, none of us is mad enough to rob a policeman's home.

How can we live in the pond and make the crocodile our enemy?

But the thief might not know of this philosophy.

Hey, I will not spare any of you.

Sir, how is it fair to harass innocents just because of one culprit?

But sir was wronged by one of you only, no?

Sir please listen to me.

No one from our community would do such an unthinkable act.

We also have some principles.

And if you are still suspicious...

...you can inquire further with the head of our community Chhanalal.

- Who is this Chhana? - Get him here at once. - No, no!

We shouldn't involve him in this.

He might know something, let's bring him in.

We'll give him a thrashing and he'll admit at once!

No, sir. It can't be him.

He is the Leader of their community.

Our M.L.A., Makuji considers him as his mentor.

Don't worry. We'll catch this criminal on our own.

If we involve him, we'll be in a bigger trouble.

What can be a bigger trouble than this?

Where has this investigation reached? Have we found anything useful?

Yes Sir sit down we'll explain.

Bhogilal, tell him about the troops.

Look Chiman aka Chunio, Devshi aka Devo...

...Raghlo aka - Show this to me at once.

[PAPER RUSTLE]

None of their faces are recognizable!

Sir we could recognise them at once!

We just need to estimate how these people look in the present times.

These are from 30 years back.

- [TELEPHONE RINGING] - Must be madam's call.

[GASPS]

Yes madam…

- Give it to me. - Sir...

Hello!

What is it? Why are you calling every five minutes?

Don't you get it? We are working here! Don't keep calling here.

[THUD]

I must acknowledge your courage, Sir.

So far, no P.I. has been so daring.

Calls every five minutes she's given me a headache!

She has given you a headache.

No, no. This was D.Y.S.P. Sir's call!

It's over now.

What? Are you stupid? Couldn't you have said earlier??

- [BACKGROUND MUSIC] - [BIRDS CHIRPING]

Pandya!

- Pandya! - Yes Sir.

Call him back!

- [FOOTSTEPS] - [SOBBING]

Today it's Pandya's turn.

Here.

Sorry, sorry sir.

It was a mistake.

Yes, yes sir!

Right now?

Pandya Sir, what happened?

Okay Sir!

- [BACKGROUND MUSIC] - Sir!

What happened, Sir?

D.Y.S.P.

What did he say?

He has called me urgently.

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

It's over!

What?

Seems like Rana Sir has come to know about the theft.

I won't spare the snitch, his generations will pay for his sin.

No one from us would ever snitch on you.

Sir, you won't know this. Last year, a constable had merely lost his buckle.

But he got suspended.

He was told, 'If you can't take care of your buckle...

...how will you protect the citizens?'

That was only to set a precedent.

But Rathod Sir wasn't here at that time.

If I get suspended because of that petty thief.

He has lost his service revolver! He might even get terminated.

Also don't forget what just happened on the phone.

Prabhusinh! [BIRDS CHIRPING]

Yes, Sir!

Prabhusinh, what will happen now?

Now that, D.Y.S.P Sir.

And he hasn't left yet.

So matters will get worse when he reaches late.

Why did Rana Sir call him home?

Sir is suffering from piles.

Come on let's go!

Sir!

This isn't just about your self respect, but the entire police department's dignity.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[IGNITION]

[IGNITION]

[IGNITION]

I'll have to go, take this Bhogilal.

[FOOTSTEPS]

Come on, push!

[ENGINE REVVING]

[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

This useless mobile phone.

Uncle Ragha! Uncle Ragha!

You did such a brave thing!

No one has heard of such a brave act!

Then how did you hear?

Panni foi's network is very strong!

Brother Ragha!

There have been many brave thieves in our community...

...but you're the first one to loot a police officer's house.

Must applaud your bravery!

Brother Ragha!

We will ensure a royal welcome for you.

The feast is ready.

Uncle!

My relative's son would be a good prospect for your eldest daughter.

He owns a factory and looks exactly like Sunil Shetty.

Tell me, should I take the matter forward?

Hey Magan!

Uncle Ragha has created a big mess.

Let that get sorted first.

Uncle Ragha listen to me.

You have to stay here right now.

Your wife and daughters are safe, don't worry.

Which village is the boy from?

Hey! [POLICE SIREN WAILING]

Police!

Police!

Brother Babu, it's the police!

Hide him, hide him!

Magan!

- [POLICE SIREN WAILING] - Hey, let's go!

No one will speak a word. Let me talk.

Yes Sir!

See this...

...have you seen him around?

No Sir!

Who is he?

His name is Manu Marwadi, the goon from Vadodara.

Looks like a hero.

He is on the run.

No, Sir we haven't seen him here.

And there has been a robbery in Anjanipur, near Nadiad.

Do you know anything about that?

Do you have photo of that thief?

No!

As we told you sir.

We don't have any thieves or goons in this area.

Right? Brother Babu?

We don't have such people around.

If we see him, we'll inform.

Don't you dare inform him!

Not him, we will inform you, Sir.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Keep the siren turned off. Won't the thieves run away hearing this?

[VEHICLE PASSING BY]

What a narrow escape, Babu bhai.

Because of this Manu Marwadi, our Uncle Ragha would have got caught.

Uncle Ragha, come out.

The police have gone.

Brother Ragha!

Brother Ragha?

Uncle Ragha?

Where is he?

Where would he go so quickly?

Find him, find him!

This useless mobile phone!

Uncle Ragha!

Uncle Ragha!

Come Rathod!

Come!

Sit!

Are you comfortable?

Yes Sir!

You are very fortunate.

At least you don't have to sit on a cushion like I have to.

I can understand Sir.

No no, you can't.

Only the one who goes through it, can understand.

Yes Sir!

Where is your uniform?

Kanti must have taken it.

Kanti?

Yes, our staff laundry boy.

Yes, yes!

Anyways, now the reason why I called you here.

Sir!

Collector Sir called me.

He is extremely worried.

Listen carefully.

This isn't just about your or my, but it is...

...the entire police department's dignity Rathod.

Don't you worry, Sir.

Yes, we have decided that we'll give you a share from our incentives.

So what if you are suspended?

Yes Sir, the suspension will not affect your income.

Are you all completely out of your minds?

I am not suspended!

Terminated?

I told you so, Malek you owe me a 100 rupees.

I need to surrender my pistol.

Sir, of course you have to surrender your pistol upon termination.

Poor thing, he is so dazed.

Sir, but don't you worry.

Shut up!

I am neither suspended, nor terminated.

This 26th of January...

...the Chief Minister is going to visit our town for Republic Day celebration.

We need to prepare for it...

...and I will have to lead the parade.

And within two days, all senior officers need to surrender their pistols.

And we'll get new ones in exchange.

- New pistol! - See we were worrying needlessly right now.

Sir will get suspended after two days.

Oh come on two days are enough to catch the thief and the stolen goods.

Sure. You'll catch the thief by just sitting and fiddling around.

No, Sir not like that.

We are almost finished with our search in the town.

And based on our list of routes...

...we've also arranged for cars to run on those.

Please come, Pandya Sir...

...we have managed to bring him in.

I've studied your son's charts and come up with a solution.

Now he will not create a ruckus for Jalebi. - Nice!

Just keep him away from Fafda.

Perfect!

Please help Sir too.

Sir, this is Dave, he's a renowned astrologer.

He will study your charts and will predict when you'll get your stuff back.

I have got Sir's horoscope here.

Sir Dave predictions never go wrong.

Long ago he had predicted that, I won't get a job without paying a bribe.

Pandya Sir our horoscopes are similar, it seems.

[LAUGHS]

Sir, he is our staff astrologer.

Dave study the charts and give us a solution.

- Oh no! - Oh no...?

What?

The Sun is in the grip of Saturn. There is a prophecy for defamation.

Prophecy for what? - Meaning he will lose his pride and self-respect.

But is there a solution?

Yes there is.

What?

Find the stolen goods.

That's exactly why we have called you here!

Prabhusinh, what is all this nonsense?

Don't we have to find the thief? That's what.

Oh yes, yes bring it.

We conducted a small prayer for this incident. The Prasad is here.

Give it to him.

See! Now the thief will come here and give us the stolen goods.

Take this sir!

"Thief damned thief!"

"Thief damned thief!"

[PANTING]

"Thief damned thief!"

[SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

Wait!

Hey you!

Are you blind?

You could have been crushed under the bus.

Come!

Let's go. The board also fell!

Oh God let's get going!

We need to cover all the places mentioned in this list.

No one should come to know in the village...

...that Rathod Sir has been robbed.

What shouldn't be known?

That Rathod Sir has been robbed.

Louder!

Rathod Sir has been robbed.

- Hey, shut up! - Yes!

- [STAMMER] - It's getting late, guys.

Get the cars started...

Come!

Bhogilal, take them all - Yes!

Come on get in the car and drive.

Sir - Yes!

All of these cars will get fueled at Bholenath Petrol pump...

...and straight away go on the routes.

Let's go everyone!

- Hey, tempo, let's go. - Hey, take out the car.

Don't come back without finding that culprit!

Come on drive! [ENGINE REVVING]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[GASPS]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

Hail Hanuman!

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

- [BACKGROUND MUSIC] - [POLICE SIREN WAILING]

[GASPS]

We've arrived at Anjanipur!

[GASPS]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[SINGING]

Where is it?

- Sir! - Yes!

How can this be Rathod Sir's bag?

I am talking about the one under the seat.

Rathod Sir's bag.

Right?

All the luggage has been collected...

...this was the only bag left.

Do let madam know that you've received the bag.

Okay? See you!

Hail Hanuman!

Hail Hanuman, Hail Hanuman!

[VEHICLE PASSING BY]

[SINGING]

Load sir's luggage onto the jeep.

- [SINGING] - [BICYCLE BELL]

Go slow!

Okay!

Hail Hanuman!

Hail Hanuman, yes, welcome Sir!

Fenugreek or Potato?

Give me both.

How much?

Give me 200 grams first.

200 grams mix for Sir!

Tell me one thing.

Yesterday did anyone who looked like a thief come by your shop yesterday?

Like a thief?

Yes Sir!

There was this one man.

But later I came to know that he was a policeman! [LAUGHS]

He wasn't wearing his uniform. That's why.

Was it Juwansinh?

Name?

I don't remember the name Sir.

It must be him, for sure.

I don't like these policemen who are free loaders.

Is it?

Add it to my tab.

Okay Sir! [VEHICLE APPROACHING]

Yes!

Hello Sir!

Malek Sir had told me in the morning but he wasn't clear.

What do we need?

Exactly the same pistol as Pandya Sir's

[CHUCKLES]

You remember that Raju Dabodi?

Who? The one that doesn't have the right hand?

Since he became a fugitive, no one is in the pistol business.

But if you say so, I can try some connections.

Please do! It's very urgent.

Look at Rathod Sir's situation.

Try it out.

You want some?

Ask for the medals too.

What medals?

No, no, nothing.

- [IGNITION] - [VEHICLE PASSING BY]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Is the news confirmed?

1000%. I swear on my father's rickshaw.

I see!

Take this 300, 200, 100, 50!

Keep this, have a blast!

Hear this Champu!

The opportunity that we were waiting for has finally knocked on our door.

- Yes! - [LAUGHS]

I have come across such a secret that...

...the police will give whatever amount we ask for.

What? Abu?

Forget Abu, start preparing for Kashmir!

Yeah!

We will play in the snow together!

Yes, yes!

[CLEARING THROAT]

- [MIMIC OF GUNSHOTS] - [LAUGHS]

Chief...

Dhanji, for how long will you keep robbing these petty sweet shops?

Think of something big!

Yes, Chief.

I'm thinking of going to the dry fruit shops today.

Where is Suryo?

At the dry fruit shop.

Not like that!

Think of another business.

Dad... Dad!

Uncle Ragha.

Uncle Ragha has run away.

Raghlo?

- Yes! - But why?

The police had come to the brick factory.

Uncle got scared and sneaked away from there out of fear.

After hunting the lion, quivering like a sheep is of no use.

He has turned the entire game against us.

- Call Panni! - Yeah sure!

[GASPS]

Dad...

Panni, Raghlo has ran away.

Him or anyone from our community should not be nabbed by the police.

We need to make the police a laughing stock.

That will happen for sure.

Don't you worry.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

"Thief damned thief!"

"Thief damned thief!"

"We once owned Days, Months and Years, but now stand empty handed."

"In an instant, we have been robbed of our time!"

"We once owned Days, Months and Years, but now stand empty handed."

"In an instant, we have been robbed of our time!"

"Damned thief..."

"...life is a thief."

"Life is a thief."

"It truly is the ultimate thief."

Anyone inside? "It truly is the ultimate thief".

"Life is a thief."

"It truly is the ultimate thief."

"Life is a thief."

"It truly is the ultimate thief."

"Thief damned thief!"

Please, can I have one?

Concentrate on your work.

"Stole the Police's honour from under their nose."

"If the culprit isn't caught, what face will you show?"

Who will get this? "If the culprit isn't caught, what face will you show?"

"Thief damned thief!"

"The lock has been broken and the goods are gone..."

"...all that is left is an empty box."

"What luck! We got hit by a gun instead of the bullets."

"Thief damned thief!"

Take it easy!

We'll be on the go.

Won't there be any shops to loot?

"We once owned Days, Months and Years, but now stand empty handed."

"In an instant, we have been robbed of our time!"

"Damned thief..."

"...life is a thief."

Inform us if you see a thief. "life is a thief."

- For sure! - "life is a thief."

"It truly is the ultimate thief."

"Life is a thief."

"Life is a thief."

"It truly is the ultimate thief."

"Life is a thief."

"It truly is the ultimate thief." ♪

Raghlo! Everything went well?

What?

Where are the others?

Others?

Since morning, you had all gone to the Hanuman temple, right?

To offer prayers?

Yes, yes!

It's done!

If the prayers are done why did he come alone?

Where are the others?

[PANTING]

Where are you going again?

Need to offer prayers again.

He is running now.[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

Wait!

Uncle!

Raghla aka Raghla, do you know where his house is?

Where?

[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

Aunty!

Where is Raghlo, do you know?

He just went out.

Didn't you bump into him?

- Slipped through our hands! - [TONGUE CLICKING]

Let's go!

Let's go. Quick!

He must have gone this way.

Quick, quick let's go!

- [VEHICLE APPROACHING] - [TYRE SCREECH]

Brother Jayanti, how come you are here?

Oh, I was passing from here and I thought of meeting Rathod Sir once.

Yes, Sir is doing really well.

Brother Jayanti!

What an exciting morning it was, wasn't it?

That's okay.

But to be honest

I have my 100% trust in the police.

We are obliged, Sir.

What will you have?

That's what I am here for!

What though?

The same thing that you take from others.

Come!

Brother, you leave for now.

Vishnu, you too.

Okay, let's go!

Come out!

Oh, a new uniform!

[FOOTSTEPS]

Sir, this is Jayanti Jagrut. Owner of Sinhgarjana-the newspaper.

Today morning the whole thing had happened at Desai Sir's place with Champa Ben.

Actually...

I was in need of some money.

Not much, only 20,000 rupees.

That's it!

So for that, you need to go to a bank, right?

But consider that this police station is a bank for me from today!

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Look!

Imagine such a headline in tomorrow's newspaper.

Front page!

How would you like that, Prabhusinh?

Put two packets of marijuana in his press.

Click a picture, file an F.I.R. and seal it all.

Rathod Sir!

Calm down a bit.

This was just a headline.

- The details will have much more. - You...

We won't need to do such a thing, Sir.

Please relax a bit. I'll deal with it, just have a look.

Brother Jayanti!

Money is one thing you'll definitely not get.

Prabhusinh, you don't have to pay from your own pocket!

Still, you won't get it from here.

Do what you want to.

- [CRICKETS CHIRPING] - [GASPS]

Is it so?

Okay!

I see but Prabhusinh...

...you have nothing to lose here.

But, Rathod Sir!

[CLAPS]

- [LAUGHS] - Hold it!

- Prabhusinh! - I'll do it.

[WHISTLING]

What happened?

Change in plans? [LAUGHS]

...I want to give you some news.

What is it?

Sinhgarjana Newspaper's owner Jayanti Jagrut...

...and Social Worker, Sister Champa are having an affair!

- What? - [LAUGHS]

Now imagine this headline on the front page of Charotar samachaar.

How will that be? [LAUGHS]

Shut up!

[STAMMER] - What is this crap about, Prabhusinh?

This is all a lie. A lie.

Galaxy Talkies. 9 to 12 night show.

‘Radha Tara Vina Favtu Nathi'.

You were on the 4th seat from the back, and Ms. Champa on your left.

- How do you... - I was right behind you.

Oh Prabhusinh!

Who were you with though?

I was alone!

Really?

I told Champa...

...I don't want to watch this film but...

Which film did you want to watch?

‘Mehndi no Rang Udi Gayo'.

If the color is faded, what else is there to look at?

So, what now?

Mt. Abu trip cancelled. What else?

- Come... - [CRICKETS CHIRPING]

As long as you keep your mouth shut...

...we will too.

By the way, is Ms. Champa alright?

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[LAUGHS]

Wow, constable!

- This was so funny! - You tore him like a pamphlet! [LAUGHS]

- [BACKGROUND MUSIC] - [CRICKETS CHIRPING]

'Brave police inspector...'

'S.R. Rathod's service revolver gets stolen from his home!'

'A secret is valuable only until it's safe!'

'Sir will get suspended after two days!'

Will he be suspended then? Or terminated?

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [LAUGHS]

'Sir will get suspended after two days!'

[LAUGHS]

Sir, isn't this your pistol?

"Cannot control an arrow that has been shot."

"Kamthaan! (Chaos)"

"Light shines on your misfortune through the broken roof."

"The cane that you lashed on people has been broken."

"Now overcome this self-made crisis."

"Kamthaan! (Chaos)" [GUNSHOTS]

[WHISTLING] - "Gone is your uniform, medal and reputation..."

"The gun has gone taking along your respect."

"Gone is the entire gold mine."

"Kamthaan! (Chaos)"

"Caught the heat of the lighted lamp."

"Now, be prepared to burn."

"Why stop the unstoppable?"

"Kamthaan! (Chaos)"

"Your luck has spat on your face."

"The noose hangs over your head."

"You're unaware that your doomsday has arrived."

"Cannot control an arrow that has been shot."

"Kamthaan! (Chaos)"

"Kamthaan! (Chaos)"

"Kamthaan! (Chaos)"

Sir, we got him!