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Oh no, what's wrong honey?

It's kind of like a personal thing.

I don't really know how to say it.

Baby, you can talk to me about anything. It's okay.

Well, it's that I'm a virgin and I've really never had sex.

And everybody at my school is talking about it and they're calling me virgin boy.

It's okay. For every problem there's a solution.

You know what baby, it's okay. It's going to be okay.

Just sit down. We're going to figure it all out.

Come, come, sit baby.

I don't know where to start.

You can tell me anything. You've always confided in me.

Well, like I just told you, I'm still a virgin.

Did I hear you're still a virgin?

Dad, hey, um, dad.

Look, alright, let's just take it easy on him.

I'm just talking.

Really? You're still a virgin?

Yeah, dad.

What's wrong? You can't get enough, son?

It's okay, it's okay. Let's just be helpful.

You seem so mean.

I'm not being mean, son.

I've always been the one here for you.

You got all those hot children in your school?

You have mommy and mommy's going to help you get through this.

Are you really telling me you've never...

I feel really uncomfortable telling you...

Look, dad.

No? How about this, Linda?

You see, I couldn't even have a conversation with you guys.

You're making it so hard.

We're going to help you. It's okay.

We're going to help you.

I promise you we're going to help you. It's okay.

You remember the thing?

Oh, the...

You know what? I'll just go to the side.

We have a surprise for you.

Stay right here.

I'm not going to surprise you.

Close your eyes.

Alright.

I can't wait.

Ta-da!

The problem solver.

What the heck?

This is the problem solver. Open it.

What is this?

Put it on your lap.

Put it on your lap.

Oh my god.

It's the other way around, honey.

It's like a real vagina?

It's lubricated.

I've never seen one.

Is that just a vagina, son?

You know you spit.

Wow.

Spit.

You put it in there, puppy.

See?

Look, look.

If son makes it wet, it's not wet enough, you know?

You got to make sure it makes that noise.

Yes.

Alright.

I'm going to try this hole first.

This is what you're going to do, son.

You're going to go in there.

You're going to get your little weenie out.

Yeah.

Alright.

When your mom's going to go out, step aside.

Wow, I'm finally getting laid.

Yay!

I'm finally getting laid.

Yes!

I'm finally getting laid.

I can't wait.

Oh my god, you guys are the best.

Thank you, my son.

I'm so happy I talked to you guys about this.

Alright.

Go handle your business, son.

I'm getting laid.

Yeah, we did that.

Woo!

Thank you.

Let's go.

Let's give them a space.

Yeah, let's give them a space.

I'm going to get laid.

Oh, I can't wait.

Oh, I wonder which hole to choose.

Yeah.

I'm gonna tear that ass up.

Oh, uh...

I think my stepmom told me to get it wet first?

Uh...

I'mma go...

I think I have some lube that I masturbate with.

I'mma go use that.

Now where's that blue bat?

There it is.

Let's hear that ass up.

Oh, no wonder everybody talks about sex.

Oh yeah

Oh, fuck yes!

What the fuck?

Don't you ever fucking fuck the real thing, huh?

What are you doing?

Come here, come here.

Don't you ever fuck the real thing?

But you're my stepmom!

Fuck that.

Put that shit in.

Are you sure that's...

I'm just putting some of these over there.

Okay.

Oh, I'm so tempted, baby.

I'm so tempted.

I'm so tempted, baby.

I've never felt that before.

Oh, I feel so good.

Oh, shit!

Dad, I'm so sorry.

I didn't...

It's okay, son. It's okay.

Don't worry about it. It's okay.

It's okay, son.

What is this?

What do you mean?

Don't worry about it.

My dad did this to me.

What would take care of you?

Dad did this to me.

Keep going. Keep sucking his dick.

There you go.

Keep going.

Oh, my God.

Can't believe this is happening right now.

There you go. Just like that.

Keep going.

Yeah.

Yeah, right there.

Yeah.

Look.

Look.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Yeah, right there.

No, I don't want to.

Go back to the fork, baby.

Back to the fork.

Back to the fork, baby.

Yeah, right there.

That's fine.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Look.

I'm going to have to get you some water.

I'm going to have to get you some water.

Oh, it hurts, it hurts.

It hurts, it hurts.

No, well well

Yeah, I want you to keep fucking with me

My fucking mouth

Yeah

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, good job.

Oh, this feels great.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, right there, right there.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, good job, sir.

There you go.

Thank you, sir.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Just like that, sir.

Just like that.

Good.

Open your fucking mouth right here.

Open your mouth right here.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, stay that's all right, stay that's all right.

Yeah.

Look at me.

Yeah, right there, right there.

Oh, yeah, stay that's all right, stay that's all right.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Wow, oh, fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah

I'm gonna watch you ride this car

oh yeah

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I'm scared.

Oh yeah.

Oh no.

I'm gonna throw up.

I'm black.

Oh, fuck yeah, I'm gonna throw up.

I'm gonna have to blow.

How do those paws feel?

Oh, I'm gonna throw up.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so good in there.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I did it.

Come on son let me hit it for a little bit

Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Can I just...

Just let go.

Can I give you a hug?

You want me to give you a hug?

You want a hug?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Put your fucking collar in my mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, right there, right there.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah right there.

Give me the phone.

You ready?

Son, come put your fucking phone in your mouth.

Alright.

I'll do white first.

Come focus.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh yeah.

Do it.

You got it.

Oh my God.

Yeah, turn around baby, turn around.

Turn around baby.

Come here little fucking pussy, here.

Come here baby.

Hey son.

Come here baby.

We got you.

Don't worry about it.

We're going to take care of you.

Oh yeah.

I'm gonna pull that up and then I'll...

I'm gonna pull that up and then...

Oh my God, fuck!

Fuck.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, right there.

It's all fucking gone.

Yeah, it's all fucking gone.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yeah, baby.

That's it. You're so fucking nice.

Yeah.

It's all fucking gone, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's so good to see you.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, right there, baby.

Just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, fuck.

I feel like I'm about to cry.

What do I do?

Let's bring your mom over here.

Okay.

Get down on your knees.

Come here, get down on your knees.

Come here, get down on your knees right there.

Yeah.

Just lie right there, just lie right there.

Just lie right there.

Oh, God.

Oh, oh yeah.

Good job son.

Good job son.

Thanks pops. Thank you. I appreciate it.

How did it feel like your present?

Yeah, it was more than I could have expected.

So I popped your cherry.