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(dramatic music)

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♪ Together we can
make the sun shine

♪ Cloudy days just turn away

♪ When we're here it
all just feels right

♪ And we have lots
and lots to say

♪ If today it all changes

♪ If tomorrow it's
still the same

♪ I'm just happy to be myself

♪ Having fun, feeling no shame

♪ Just hanging out
without a doubt

♪ It shows all the
difference between us

♪ And one day you'll see

♪ You have always
been the same as me

♪ We've got something
they can't see

♪ On the road to our destiny

♪ The sun is shining
and the sky is blue

♪ And your path is up to you

♪ La di da la di da da da

♪ Together we can
make the sun shine

♪ Cloudy days just turn away

♪ When we're here, it
all just feels right

♪ And we have lots
and lots to say

♪ If today it all changes

♪ If tomorrow it's
still the same

♪ I'm just happy to be myself

♪ Having fun, feeling no shame

♪ Just hanging out
without a doubt

♪ It shows all the
difference between us

♪ And one day you'll see

♪ You have always
been the same as me

♪ We've got something
they can't see

♪ On the road to our destiny

♪ The sun is shining
and the sky is blue

♪ And your path is up to you

♪ Just hanging out
without a doubt

♪ It shows all the
difference between us

♪ And one day you'll see

♪ You have always
been the same as me

♪ We've got something
they can't see

♪ On the road to our destiny

♪ The sun shining
and the sky is blue

♪ And your path is up to you

♪ La di da la di da da da

♪ La di da la di da da da
(birds chirping)

(lighthearted music)

(music turns melancholic)

(sniffling)

Hey, morning, Peach.
Here's your coffee.

Made some hotcake batter.

Thanks, Dad.

How's it going?

(soft guitar music)

(skateboard whooshing)

He say anything to you?

Uh, grunted a few times.

It could've been good morning

now that I think of
it. (chuckles softly)

(knocking)

Zach, breakfast.

You seen Spence?

No, I have not.

(playful music)

Hey, there you are.

Looking good, Spence,
looking good, my boy.

It's breakfast time,
get your clothes on.

So you looking
forward to camp?

Zach.

You excited about camp?

Anyway, um, I gave
your skateboard away

and um,

I sold you to
a traveling circus

as it would be, it's very
interesting group of people,

I'm sure you'll all
get a long great, Zach.

What?

Are you okay?

Me?

I'm fine.

I know how hard this is.

I'm fine.

Really.

You can talk to me, Zach.

I miss him, too.

I just want Dad.

Hey, all hands on deck.

Ah, magnificent breakfast,
if I do say so myself.

I'm out. I'ma
go check out town.

- Take your brother with you.
- What?

Why can't I stay here
with you and Grandpa...

The last thing I need is
him tagging along while I'm

- trying to check out town.
- You heard me.

You go together like
the brothers you are.

Or you can stay here and
help me unpack boxes.

What's it gonna be?

Let's go, Spence.

Would you hurry up?

Grandpa's safety
never takes a vacation.

Mhm.

C'mon, Spence.

Hey, wait up.

I'm worried about them.

Oh, they'll be alright.

They've been
through so much,

and Zach doesn't
talk to anyone.

Well, look, he just
needs a little time is all.

It's only natural.

And Spence, he's,

- he...
- Just a late bloomer.

It'll be alright, honey.
(soft guitar music)

I promise.

♪ You're waiting on
the side of the road

♪ It's the loneliest avenue
you've ever come to know

♪ And you're way out on the
other side of town again

♪ Trying to find someone

♪ To take you a
little bit higher

Hey, nice skating, man.

Why don't you
take a seat?

Thanks.

So, you new here?

Yeah, actually.
I just moved.

Cool.

And uh, what about him?

That's my little
brother, Spence.

What's with all
the body armor, kid?

Grandpa's safety
never takes a day off.

(chuckles)
Grandpa's safety.

I'm Zach.

Dean.

And, uh, this is Jimmy.

That's my girl, Rosemary.

[Jimmy] She doesn't
know it yet. (chuckles)

Wait till camp.
You'll see.

Camp Istrouma?

Yeah.
You going, too?

What cabin you in?

I don't know.

I'm guessing you
guys skate.

(chuckles)
Everyday.

Dean here is the
best, no offense.

What's your favorite move?
(tense music)

I really like the
trick where you...

Watch it, kid.

I didn't mean to.

Don't worry, I'll find
a way to get you back.

You going to Camp
Istrouma too, spaz?

You're welcome to
stay at our cabin,

but make sure
he's not with you.

(playful music)

(bike clatters)

Well what that poor
old bike ever do to you?

(Spence sniffles)

Lemonade?

Hey.

Tough day, huh?

I know just the thing.

Are you sure this
is the right way?

Can't you smell it?

(sighs)

Hey, now look, feast
your eyes, huh?

Take a look.

Ain't she a beaut?

Come on, let's go
catch the evening meal.

[Grandpa] Okay, we're
gonna be real quiet now.

Don't let 'em
know we're here.

(creature growling)

Hey Spence?

(slithering sound)

You alright
there, partner?

Huh? What?

You alright?

What? Yeah.

So, tell me again
whose boat this is?

Belongs to my dear
friend, Eugenia Boon.

Known her for years.

She's been sweet on me since
we were in high school.

But, uh, I'm
playing hard to get.

And she doesn't,

well, you know,

keep any pets or anything
like that in her lake, right?

(scoffs) Pets?

Yeah, you know like,
large aquatic things?

Can't say I'm aware of
any other than the fish,

and there are some sons
of guns in this here hole.

Well look, I suppose we can
stay on the dock if you want.

It's okay.

That's my boy.

Alright, ah.

Here we go.

Attaboy, take a seat
right in the middle there.

Off we go.

Avast, matey.

Arg.

What a day.

It is true science
that a good fish

always cures
what ails ya.

(thunder rumbling)

I ever tell you the story
of the men on the boat

when the big
storm came in?

I don't think so.

Well, see, this man was
taking a bit of a cat nap

in a fishing boat
with his friends,

after a long day
of work, mind ya,

when (snaps)
just like that

this storm
came upon them,

wind wailing,
whipping the boat

long ways, sideways,
every which way.

Waves knocking against
them, big as houses.

Knocking against them
one after the other.

Sounds awful.

It surely was.

Now these men started getting
scared, really scared,

because, you see,
they'd forgotten

who was sleeping
in the boat.

Wait a minute, I think
I remember this one.

Was it Jesus?

Bingo.

So why were
they scared?

Exactly, my boy.
Why, indeed?

He was right
there with them.

(fishing rod zipping)

- Woah.
- Woah.

Fish on.

Wuh-hoa.

- What do I do?
- Reel him in. Reel in.

Grandpa, I can't.
You take it.

Of course you can,
I believe in you.

Now, believe
in yourself, boy,

or you'll be taking a
dip with that monster

real soon, come on.
(laughs)

Good! You got it.

- Reel him in.
- I can't.

C'mon, you can,
of course, you can.

Just have faith, huh.

Bring him in, bring
him in closer. Woah.

Man, look at that,
look at that.

Ha-ho.

That is dinner, my boy.

I say we celebrate, huh?

Let's take a dip,
just the two of us.

In the lake?

Unless you know
a better spot?

I, I...

Well, look,
you can just,

you can keep
that jacket on,

it will float you like
a cork. (chuckles)

- Hey. Norman.
- Hey, look.

Norman Robertson, you
have worked my final nerve,

now you get over here.

Morning, Eugenia.

You look lovely as ever
on this glorious day.

Norman, I told you I
would call the sheriff

if you did this again
and do not think I won't.

Aye-aye, Captain.

I'll just park it on
the other side of the lake

like you asked.

Norman.

[Grandpa] Always best
to do as a lady asks.

Norman.

Okay.

Lord, we thank you
for our family,

our health, and our
bountiful blessings,

especially this fine
fish in front of us.

May it be nourishing
to our bodies, amen.

- Amen.
- Amen.

- Mmm.
- Looks great.

[Grandpa] Yum.

So, um, did you
bugs have a good day?

Settling in okay? Hmm?

Did you make
any new friends?

You're looking at him.

Okay, how about you, Zach,

did you make any new friends?

He made several.

Well that's good, right?

And, and, I'm sure you
will too, at camp, right?

Spence, the fish is already
dead, you can't kill it twice.

Yeah, it's called
the Istrouma games,

and I'm gonna make
sure my team wins.

They had that way
back when I was there.

Not so easy
as you might think.

Can't just be good, you
have to be good together.

I can work together.

Yeah, it takes more than one.

Where's your brother?

What? Do I have
to be his keeper?

Go get him.

Stay in your saddle there,
lone camper, I'll get him.

Thanks, Grandpa.

Spence?

(exhales) What's
happening, champ?

(coughing)

I think I have
legionnaires' disease.

I probably need
to be quarantined.

Mm,

sounds bad.

Must've picked it up in Africa
last time you were there

spreading the good news.

Tough business,
missionary work.

Grandpa, I don't
want to go to camp.

Why can't I just stay
here with you and mom?

Please?

Look Spence, nothing
warms my heart more than

being with family.

Perfect, I'll stay.
Good idea.

It is, and it's also a
good idea for you to go

and meet some friends.

The boys and girls

you meet at Istrouma might

end up being just
like family to you.

Shucks, I met Miss
Eugenia there,

'bout 200 years ago.
(chuckles)

But I'm not all
talky like you are,

or big like Zach,

and I can't make
people like me.

I'm gonna end up
all alone out there,

and there's a lake.

What if-

when Dad was...

- Grandpa, I'm scared.
- I know, look.

Don't make them like
you, let them like you.

And when they do, and
they're your family,

being scared
won't be so bad.

For you and for them.

Easy for you to say.

You're not afraid of anything.

(sighs) Oh, really?

You met Miss
Eugenia, didn't you?

Oh, yeah.

'Kay, you ready?

Yup.

Zach, I can count
on you, right?

What? Sure.

Honey, I need
you to promise me

you're gonna look
after your brother.

Mom, he keeps me
from making friends.

And if I don't know
anybody, how can I help him?

You know him,

and honey, he needs you
now, more than ever.

Please? Promise me?

I promise.

Okay. Good.

Wonder what verse Pop's
reading him right now?

Of course I knew who he was.

Yeah, but you don't know
what people thought about him

before he was famous.

They thought he was crazy.

He was this tiny little guy.

- Smaller than me?
- Oh, half your size.

And Goliath was a giant, I
reckon, three times Zach's size.

And everybody thought
what you thought,

little guy was
gonna get smashed.

Instead...

He got really lucky?

No, no, not luck.

He went out there with
no armor, all alone.

Except he wasn't
alone, he had faith.

And he had some
stones from the river,

and while Goliath
was laughing at him,

'cause he was so small,

he slung one of those
stones and hit Goliath

right between the
eyes and down he went.

(chuckles)

I need me some stones.

You need you some faith.

And that, too, happens right
between the eyes, inside. Hm?

In the mind.

Here.

Let this be a reminder.

What is it?

A little something
from me to you.

But, uh, you have to promise

not to open it till
you get there, deal?

(chattering)
(lighthearted music)

Okay, guys, I will
see you in two weeks.

Take care of each other.

Probably won't even
recognize you two.

[Mom]
(nervois laughter)

Hey guys, it's
great to see ya... both.

Oh, hi, I'm Dean, I met
your sons yesterday.

I can't tell you
how happy I am

they're gonna
be at camp.

That's so nice
of you to say.

I know Spence was
a little worried,

but it's nice to know
you have a friend.

Oh, my pleasure, ma'am.

And don't worry, we'll
take great care of Spaz-

Spence!

Spence.

- Ready, Zach?
- Yeah.

- Take care, Zach.
- Bye.

Bye, Zach.

Well he seemed nice.

Uh, yeah, he's great.

Spence, remember
where to get him, hmm?

- Right in between the eyes.
- In the mind, inside.

I love you.

Love you, too.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Don't you worry.

Ok, perhaps a little worry.

(anxious music)

Hey buddy, we're just
about loaded up, you ready?

So, what's your
name, stud?

Spencer.
Spencer Neil.

Spencer, I'm Garret,
nice to meet ya.

Your gonna love
Camp Istrouma.

It is, it is a great time,
code name Camp Cool Kids.

You excited?

Yeah, cool kid.

That's me.

Hey, you definitely seem
like a cool kid to me,

you're just not the
loud kinda cool.

In fact, how about we make
your official nickname

Cool Cat, what do
you think of that?

Cool cat?

Yeah, I guess that's cool.

Excellent, we're on the
third bus. Let's do it.

C'mon.

- (upbeat music)
- Hey, wait for Adam.

♪ It's time to dance up

♪ Let me see you dance up

♪ It's time to dance up

♪ It's time to dance up

♪ Let me see you dance up

Nice to meet you, Charlie.

Hey guys, how ya doing?

You're in the right line here?

Good, good.

Yup, that's you,
bud, go for it.

Alright, listen up, campers.

Everyone needs to
find their bags

and check into your
assigned lodges.

I repeat, into your
assigned lodges.

How's it going, pal?

Hear me, people?

- Hey guys.
- Hey firefly.

What's going on, bud?

Good to see ya,
guys, good to see ya.

Alright, okay. Yeah.

[Adam] Sup, dude,
good to see you again.

(pensive violin music)

(background chatter)

Orders!

Move it, people,
move it, move it!

Hey, watch where
you're going.

Hey, sorry, uh,
nice to, um, hey.

Hey yourself, and don't
sweat it, there's no harm done.

I'm Rosemary.

I'm Zach, um, I'm
friend's with Dean.

So, um, maybe I'll,
I'll see you around or?

Yeah, maybe.

Okay, cool.

Alright.

Cool.

(chuckles) Okay.

(chuckles)
I'll see you then.

Bye now.

Hey, Rosemary.

Dean.

What?

Don't what us.

You totally ran
into him on purpose.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

[Man In Cap] Hey,
what cabin are you in?

The purple cabin.

[Adam]
The purple cabin.

- Yup, right over there.
- Okay.

Cool Cat.

There ya are, bud.

So what cabin you in?

I don't know.

Oh, you got any
friends here that you

signed up to room with?

Well, um, your
brother's here, right?

Are you with him?

I don't think so.

Not a problem,
um, we will just...

He can be in the
red cabin if he wants.

That's a perfect idea,
what do ya think of that?

Sure, thanks.

Alright, uh, Little
John, this is Cool Cat.

Cool Cat,
this is Little John.

Little John, you show
Cool Cat the ropes for me?

- Sure.
- Awesome. Thanks, bud.

You're welcome.

[Garrett] You're gonna be
armadillo's this year, bro.

Yup.

[Little John] So
where's your luggage, man?

[Spence] It's right there.

Oh, let's go get it.

So, "Cool Cat", huh?

Yeah. Why "Little John"?

Because "Romeo"
was taken. (laughs)

C'mon, we're in Cabin
6, I'll show you around,

and then we're
gonna meet the boys,

or as I call them,
"the homies".

Alright, you see that
building right there?

It's the absolute most
important one in the whole camp.

Chapel?

No dude, mess hall, duh.

What's with the glasses?

Well, I don't really
technically need 'em at all,

but I kinda see
myself with them,

you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.
(soft rock music)

Totally.

(laughing)

The gang is back together.

Sup, Copper.

Yeah and, uh, we always
have the coolest cabin.

And we always win
the Istroumia Games.

The official ones
and the other ones.

(laughs) Yeah, we do.

[Dean] Up top.

Cool, um, the other ones?

Yeah, you know, um, the
games where we show the dweebs

just how dweebish
they actually are.

Hmm.

Uh, here you can take this
one here, hey man, move.

Sorry, man.

So, who else
lives in your cabin?

Just some guys they're kind
of cool in a, you know, way,

if they don't eat you that is.

Food gets a little
tight around here.

(mysterious twinkling music)

After you.

(pillow smacks)

You're not Little John.

Ha. Try over here.

Hey, I've seen you before.

So what can you do?

I don't know. Not much.

Little J, how's he
supposed to help us?

I don't know.

Least it won't
make us any worse.

Oh, sorry. I'm Upchuck.

You'll see why soon enough.

Spence.

Only "Cool Cat".

Hey Cool Cat. I'm Eric...

And I'm Allen, but
they call us Tater.

And Tot.

[Both] We're twins.

Obviously.

And this unusual specimen
is photinus pyralis or...

Firefly, smart guy.

Know why they
call me "Firefly"?

Because I'm the guy
who lights the fire.

The fire.

Please don't tell me you
didn't tell him about the fire.

Aye, sorry.

It's a big kick
off event tonight.

There's snacks
sometimes,

It's basically the reason
why I come to Camp Istrouma.

(chuckles) Upchuck
and his snacks.

You do not want to
see him eat a burrito.

Cool, so, what do
we do 'til the fire?

Well, I suggest you...

[Both] Defend thyself.

(pillows whacking)
(kids grunting)

[Spence] Down, Firefly.

[Upchuck] Don't make any
sudden moves, just act natural.

[Firefly]
Hello ladies.

Lovely evening
for a fire, right?

[Girl] Hi, I'm Jenn.

You were the guy at the...

(speaking in foreign language)

[Rosemary] Yeah, he
was so mad about that.

Are you alright?

Okay.

Well, anyway it was
nice to meet you,

(chuckles) even if you
didn't tell me your name.

(girls mumbling)

They were like
Totally talking to us.

(lighthearted music)

Was that the greatest
thing that's ever happened?

They were standing
right next to us,

and we're right next to them.

In the same place. So amazing.

And you totally didn't tell
us you knew how to speak "girl".

[Boys] Yeah.

I didn't really say anything.

Yeah, but they
totally understood you.

They did?

- Mhm.
- Totally.

Well, we get
girls that like us.

At least it felt like
a dream come true.

(Little John mumbles)

Yeah.

(crowd applauding)

Campers, welcome
to the annual

opening bonfire
at Camp Istrouma.

(crowd cheering)

We're gonna get this bad boy
lit in just a second here,

but first, we're gonna
here a little opening words

from our wonderful
camp Director Hayworth.

(crowd cheering)

You rock!

Welcome.

Camp Istrouma is the top
rated camp in the state.

And do you know why?

[Upchuck whispering] She's
looking at you.

Me?

[Upchuck] Yeah.

She is.

Who cares, look at
the girl next to her.

That face.

(speaking in
background) who, Cody?

You ma'am.

I'm sorry, I
couldn't hear you.

You, ma'am!

[Hayworth] That's
right. That's right.

Now, if one of you should have
a problem while you're here...

Is it me or is there
something seriously wrong

with those guys?

It is kinda creepy
how they keep staring.

And you can be assured that
if I have to leave my cozy

little cabin to come
address one of your issues,

well, let's just say...

The fun totally stops, like
seriously, like, one time

when I was in high school...

- Holy.
- Guacamole.

Now she's waving.

What do I do?

Well, wave back, duh.

Really?

Seems logical.

- But, then...
- I'm gonna try.

I'm not your friend.

I'm your camp director.

And if you leave me in peace
for the next two weeks,

we'll have a
wonderful experience.

Thank you.

(crowd applauding)

[Kid In Crowd] You rock!

Isn't she great, guys?

Alright, so the moment
of truth is upon us.

Firefly, where ya at?

- I'm here.
- Come on, bud.

Firefly is our
resident firestarter.

Sir, if you would do
the honors, please?

Safety first.

(crowd applauding)

[Crowd chants] Firefly.
Firefly. Firefly.

(crowd cheering)

Good job, sir.

Thank you very much.

Glad to see you still
got the gift, Firefly.

Okay, we have a special
treat for you tonight.

In order to start this
party off correct,

we have the wonderfully
talented, Spencer Kane.

(crowd applauding)

(upbeat pop music)

♪ Arguments can really hurt

(crowd clapping in sync)

♪ Your temperament
can be absurd

♪ My stubborn side's
on overdrive

♪ When emotions
start running high

♪ Don't call me,
I'll call you

♪ Is that what it's come to

♪ Let's stop and think,
think this through

♪ Let's think about
what we're saying

♪ Empty words
should not be spoken

♪ They won't heal a
heart that's broken

♪ Speak love, there's
no excuse, hey, hey

♪ Empty words can be so lonely

♪ But we can change
it if we only

♪ Speak love, there's
no excuse hey, hey

♪ Hey, hey

(snoring)

(bell ringing in distance)

Everybody, up, up, up.

We don't want to be the
last one's to the swim test.

C'mon.

[Spence]
Swim test?

Yeah, man.

One must tread
water for 10 minutes

and then swim across the lake.

It's so you can use the
lake during free time

without having to
be in the pen.

The pen?

[Upchuck] A little fish pen.

Where the little
fishies have to swim.

Where the kids who don't
know how to swim have to stay.

It's easy, bro,
don't worry about it.

Alright, you guys
ready for this?

Let's go.

- Come on, not now.
- C'mon.

(lighthearted music)

[Lifeguard]
Okay, you guys, swim.

I can feel their
little beady eyes on me.

(girls chuckle)

Hey, guys, I'll
be in in a second.

See, you jump off
it, and then, whoosh,

the other person goes
flying into the lake.

Pretty cool, right?

Yeah, that's,
that's the bomb.

And then, there's a
zip line too, which-

(towel snaps)
ouch!

Sorry, didn't see ya there.

Guess I forgot to look down.

I'm gonna...

You're gonna what, shrimp?

That's what I
thought, little bug.

Shrimp are crustaceans.

[Dock Supervisor]
Okay, you guys are up.

C'mon, up on the dock.

What a dumbo.

See you later, girls.

Alright, everybody
in who wants to go in?

Anybody who doesn't want
to, that's okay too.

Just head over to the benches.

[Boy] Geronimo!

C'mon, Cool Cat. Let's go.

(soft, sad orchetral music)

[Little Jonh] Ba-na-na-na.

Are you okay?

You don't have to go in
if you don't want to.

Looks like we got
a scaredy chicken

too scared to go in the water.

(imitating chicken)

Stop it right now.

We all know you can.

- C'mon.
- It's warm.

Yeah.

It's really shallow.

It really is alright.

- What? No!
- Come back!

Spence?

(imitating chicken)

(soft music)

Woah, whoah,
whoah, Cool Cat.

What's the rush
there, buddy?

It's not my name,
let me go.

Yeah, okay, okay,
no worries, partner.

Hey, I understand,
how about you and I

just take a deep
breath here, huh?

[Garrett inhales]

Alright, you wanna
talk about it?

I hate it here. And I
don't wanna go in the water,

and I can't compete in the
games, and I never wanted to

come in the first place,
and I wanna go home.

You sure about that?

Okay, alright.
I understand.

Will you make me
a deal though?

We're just gonna
go on a walk.

We're gonna
chat a little bit,

and then afterwards,
if you still wanna go,

we'll go right into
Director Hayworth's office,

we'll talk about
your early exit.

We got a deal?

Okay, let's go. C'mon.

So tell me what's
going on here.

[Dock Supervisor]
Okay, everyone's good.

Hey, is your brother okay?

Who? Spence?

Yeah, I, I think so.

Well, should you
go check on him?

Nah, I'm sure he's fine.

He just, let's just say he's
got a unique perspective.

It gets the better
of him sometimes.

Hey, wanna race ya
to the other side?

Of the lake?

Of the field.

Go ahead.
Get a head start.

So kind of you.

Uh, she's a junior
olympian, smart guy.

I'd catch up, if I were you.

Oh, yeah, your brothers
name is Spence, right?

Yeah.

(exciting orchestral music)

[Garret] C'mon, I find
that hard to believe.

Everybody's good at something.

[Spence] I'm not.

Well, pal, I wouldn't sell
yourself short just yet.

I think you could be
surprised at what you'd

learn about yourself
in a place like this.

Of course, you'd have
to stay to find out.

How long have you
been a counselor here?

Uh, going on
seven years now.

Wow. That's a long time.

Yeah and I was a camper
for five years before that.

So actually, been coming
here for twelve years.

You really must like it.

Yeah, I do, I mean this,
this is a wonderful place.

It's full of great people.

I really think that you'd
discover that for yourself too,

if you're willing
to give it a shot.

But that's up to you.

Your brother seems to like it.

That's because Zach's
good at everything.

He's like my dad,
like he was, anyway.

I'm not.

Yeah, your mom mentioned
in a note about your dad.

I'm sorry.

You wanna talk about it?

He was brave.
The bravest.

But that didn't
matter in the end.

I'm not like him.

I'm afraid.

Look pal, we're all
afraid of something.

Hey, how 'bout I tell
you what scares me

and then you can tell me
what scares you, deal?

What are you afraid of?

Clowns. Hate 'em.

Clowns, whose
afraid of a clown?

I'll tell you whose
afraid of clowns, bud.

Me, alright?

They scare the
dickens out of me.

They got that weird hair
and that creepy make up

and those strange noises,
I mean it's, it's awful.

You're pulling my leg.

No, I'm not, in fact
one time when I was 10,

and I was at a neighborhood
birthday party,

enjoying myself, having
a grand old time when

the doorbell rang, I went
downstairs, answered it

and there was a clown
standing right there.

Honked his horn in my
face, I passed clean out.

(chuckles)

Gave myself a concussion,
I hit the ground so hard.

Yup, alright, I told you
mine, now you tell me yours.

It's stupid.

Hey, I'm the one
that's afraid of clowns.

Let me be the judge of that.

I'm pretty sure
the Loch Ness Monster

or one of its cousins
lives in your lake.

[faint growling
in distance]

It's dumb. I know.

No, no it's not, Nessie.

Really, I've never
seen him before,

but that would
be pretty cool.

I've ridden a horse before,
but never a water monster.

That would be
awesome, wouldn't it?

I guess if it had a
saddle or something?

Hey, you know what,
I know just the thing.

Next time you see
old Nessie out there,

you just slap a saddle
on and then I bet you

she won't be so scary.

That would be cool.

Dude, that would be awesome.

What are ya talking about?

It would be amazing.

I'll be sure to send you
a letter when I see her.

'Cause you still
wanna go, right?

Well, um, maybe not.

Hey, it's okay,

it's okay, look, I'd
hate to see ya leave,

but I don't want to like
make you feel trapped

or anything like that you
just, you just think about it.

I think...

Dude, big decision here,
'kay? Just take your time.

No big thing.

Hey but, um, remember when
you take that scary thing,

and you control it and you
switch it and make it silly

I think it's not gonna
be so scary anymore.

But you're
afraid of clowns.

You know what I told
you that in confidence,

so we're just gonna
keep that a secret.

Between you and me, 'kay?

I'll see ya at camp, ya?

[Garrett]
Guys, remember, second Timothy

1:7 says that God didn't
give us a spirit of fear.

No.

He gave us a spirit
of power and of love

and of strong mind.

So are we gonna go out
there and be courageous?

[Crowd] Yeah!

Are we gonna go out there
today and live like lions?

[Crowd] Yeah!

Alright, that's a wrap,
guys. Go have a great day.

Come see me if you
have any questions.

So, you guys wanna go
paintballing or something?

- No.
- Nah.

C'mon, I'm feeling
lucky today.

What should we do?

I don't know.

Um, hey Spence.

How do you do?

It's Cool Cat, by the way.

Cool Cat. Cool name.

Well, I'll see you
around Cool Cat.

Dude, she just like
totally talked to you.

What do I do?

No idea.

Girls are a bit confusing.

So what do you guys say we're
gonna have for lunch today?

Hoping hamburgers

- I know.
- Me too.

And some cheese fries.

- Some cheese.
- Some cheese.

Chili cheese.

What are chili cheese?!

(soft piano music)

(lighthearted music)

Watch this. Watch this.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Your more than
welcome to use the lake,

but until you pass
the swim test

you're gonna have to stay
in the beginner's pen.

Yes, ma'am.

Hey, it's more peaceful
down here in the pen.

Yeah, totally dude, right?

C'mon, little man.

C'mon, Spence.

Spence. Spence.

Spence, come back.

Hey man, we can go on
a walk later if you want.

(bell ringing)
(lighthearted music)

Woo.

- You ready?
- Yeah.

[Everyone] Dear
Lord, bless this food

and may it nourish our bodies.

Amen.

[Spence] Yeah, and she
walked up and talked to me.

Yeah, but you
gotta do something.

(grunting)
(excited music)

Food fight!

(kids hollering)

You just hit Dean
right in the face.

Do any of you have
anything to say?

Nothing?

Well, I was gonna say
that the cheeseburger

was amazing tonight.

Right on, Chef.

Yeah, it was really... good.

[Boys] Sorry, sir.

Okay, uh, I understand
that there may have been some

extenuating circumstances
afoot here tonight.

As such, I am not going
to be taking away your

privileges, so long, not
so fast, as this place

is spotless to the chef's
liking by breakfast.

Do you understand?

I said do you understand?

[Boys] Yes, sir.

Good.

Finally.

So you really like
my cheeseburger?

Oh yeah, man.

Uh, tasted a bit more
Worsteshire this year,

but really made
the flavor pop.

Thanks. If it doesn't
sit well, let me know.

I have just the thing.

Good to know,
man. Good to know.

Hey.

Hey yourself.

Still upset about your loss?

I have no idea how I'm
gonna keep on living.

Hello, Rosemary.

Did you say hello or jello?

I was wondering if you'd
like to take a walk with me

down by the lake?

Aw, thanks that's
really sweet of you.

But Zach already asked me.

I did?

Yeah.

So, uh, would you wanna?

I would. Let's go.

Are you coming?

Huh? Yeah.

Yeah, um,

bye guys.

- Hey, so I was thinking...
- Stop.

For starters,
you can't think.

And secondly,
you smell, Jimmy.

N-n-no, if you
say one word to me,

I'll push you in the fire.

Mhm.

I think they like us.

I do smell.

- Like...
- Worcestershire

C'mon boys, I got an idea.

I still can't believe
Cool Cat bombed Dean.

I didn't mean to.

Don't apologize man, he
don't know how cool he is.

I'm wish I hit him.

No you don't Firefly, you do
not know what you are saying.

Hey, Upchuck, did you
take the trash bags out?

Nope.

[Boys] Whatever.

I had a nice time.

Me too.

Okay.

See you tomorrow?

Yeah. I will see
you tomorrow also.

Okay.

(chuckles)

(spooky noises)

Hey what's up guys?

You'd know if you weren't
busy doing your own thing.

Did I do something wrong?

You mean other than
skipping out on your team

so you could snake Dean's girl?

Rosemary? I didn't...

It's cool, I mean, I
literally told you to your face

that she was my girlfriend
and then you ask her out.

I thought you were
kidding about that,

and she asked me to walk.

I'm sorry, Dean.

Did you make out with her?

What?

No.

We just, we just talked.

Like I said, It's cool.

But it would also be
cool if you laid off it

so things don't get weird.

I, I mean we
are friends, right?

Yeah. Of course we are.

Cool. No harm, no foul.

Now, you wanna know
what we just did?

Yeah.

[Boys] Ew.

Little J.

Hey, its not my
odor that offends.

Ah. Someone trashed the place.

- Ugh.
- Ugh.

So it begins, guys,
and so it begins.

What's wrong with him?

(vomiting outside)

Yeah, that's Upchuck.

(lighthearted music)

What? This is what
real men smell like.

All we do is need a shower
then you'll see our glory.

Ew. It's smells
awful in there.

[Firefly] Oh, c'mon.

What do you know about safety?

Safety never takes a vacation.

Good answer.

That means the
barrel of your weapon

is always pointed down,
until your actively

trying to attack your opponent.

Once you have been tagged,

you're out of the game.

I will not be the only
one watching here.

So, for the sake of
your mortal soul,

cheating will not be abided.

Understood?

I said understood?

[Boys] Understood, sir.

Excellent.

You, there.

While we wait for
the other group,

it's a perfect opportunity
to practice our war cries.

So, let's hear it.

Huh?

I said give me
your war cry, son!

Ah!

A good war cry makes
a soldier invisible.

Now, let's hear your war cry.

Ah!

Needs work.

You, there.

Ahhhh!

Now that, people,
is a war cry.

Ha. And, uh, the other
group, has finally shown up.

(anxious music)

Alright, Tater and Tot,
tou guys flank them left.

Upchuck, you and Little
John will flank the right.

What do I do?

Me and you, we're
charging the line.

The line?

The middle?

Is, is that smart?

No guts, no
glory. You with me?

Sure, I guess.

Good.

Everyone, let's get ready.

And remember, men,
fortune favors the bold.

Let's go!

[war cry]

Ow. Ouch. Ow.

Ooh. Ouch. Ow.

Should we feel bad?

I kinda feel bad.

All's fair in
love and war, man.

All's fair.

[Firefly] Ooh. Ouch. Ow.

- Or not.
- Ah.

My back.

I feel like Swiss cheese.

Ow, ow, that was bad. Ow.

Heads up, men, just
need a little work on your

war cries is all.

I'm not sure those are
as effective as you think.

Ah. It hurts.

(lighthearted music)

- Ooh.
- Ah.

That's painful.

It hurts

It's bad to desecrate
the body of dead, right?

Well if you guys
would've just followed me

we could've beat them.

Sorry, Firefly but
Dean and his tribe

of neanderthals are
always gonna use

us for target practice.

Yeah.

True.

I, Dean, King
of Neanderthals.

Ooh, ah-ah. Me want to
shoot you with paint.

(mocking monkey noises)

I, Zach, new chief
of brown nosing.

Oooh yes,
favorite activity,

other than look reflection

and do push up.

Ooh-ah-ah.

(Zach coughs)

(monkey noises)
(eerie music)

Is there something you
wanna tell me, little bro?

Hey Zach, it's
good to see you.

And Dean, it's nice
to see you too.

Good time, huh?

You certainly beat us good.

Well, we really gotta
go to lunch now.

See ya guys later.

What's the rush, it's
good to see you too, Spence.

Yeah.

I think we should
hang out more.

Spence?

Hi, Annabelle.

Hey ladies, for the
record I wanted to be known

I had very little to do
with our current situation.

Would one of you be so
kind as to find a counselor

who might assist us,
preferably a large one.

Thank you very much.

Guys, come on.

So, you're telling me that
not one of you guys remembers

how you got strung by
your own underpants?

Well I couldn't
really see anything

'cause my glasses fell off.

- Must've been the wind.
- Came out of no where.

The wind?

Yup.

Woosh. Just like that.

Does anybody need go to
the camp infirmary to be

checked for wind damage?

[Boys] No!

Alright, c'mon guys
let's keep it movin',

Shows over, folks.

Don't worry, Cool Cat,
same thing happened to me

back in the day.

Look how I turned out.

Let's go.

I do feel a little bad.

Not as bad as they do.

(laughs)

Hey guys.

Hi Rosemary, it's
nice to see ya.

Can I hang with ya'll?

Of course, we'd
love you to.

I, uh, gotta go.
I'll see ya guys later.

Um, cool, uh, have fun.

Well bye then.

Geez, that was
pretty rude.

But, uh, I'd still
enjoy your company.

Oh, bananas.

Dang. That's a great shot.

Could you do it again?

Way to go, Cool
Cat. Alright, man.

Looks like you found
something your good at.

If you do it like that,
we're totally gonna win.

For the ban-na-na-nas.

Okay, okay, We're
all here, right?

And we're all here together.

Wow, let's just take a
minute to reflect on that.

Okay, and how
beautiful that all is.

You know, just like this so,

everybody just close your eyes.

Close your eyes, everybody.
Take a deep breath in.

Take that all in.

That... is Mother Earth.

Right on. Far out, right?

So, why don't we take
a second to explore

how beautiful this world
is that God has given us

and everything
He's put in it.

Cool? Alright.

So how about somebody
tell me what...

Coreopsis grandiflorum,
also known as Jethro tulip.

Rock on, man.

Yeah, and what about,
uh, that one, over there?

That one, uh, that one's
actually mystic spires.

Yeah, that's awesome.

It can survive heat and drought.

My mom has that one.

She has it in these little
cups, it's pretty cool.

Really? Cool.

You know, I am going to
keep you around more often.

(light, sad music)

So, are ya ever gonna come
in the lake and go swimming?

I've been thinking about it.

(ominous music)

Maybe think a little
less and just do it.

I'm not really
the impulsive type.

I get it, Cool Cat.
It's who you are.

Let's move it, people.
Move it, move it, move it.

Climb those walls, boys.

And remember, everyday
under the Lord's sun

is a blessing.

You feeling blessed?

Really blessed.

Living the dream.

Now what?

Well, we could go up?

Man, this belt is tight.

Uh, yeah.

Wow, look out.

(laughs)

- Ah.
- Suckers.

Ah!

Back on those walls, boys.

Get back on those walls and
climb towards the heavens.

C'mon, move it.

Move it, move it, move it!

That's it.

Hey, between the two of
us, the Camp Istrouma games

are ours.

Huh, the suckers
have no chance.

Is it ready?

Oh yeah.

What is it?

Oh, just a little
something for tonight.

A gift.

Oh. (coughs)

(chuckles)

(singing campfire songs)

(quietly)
Stupid.

What?

Can I make you a s'more?

I don't eat
burned marshmallows.

The inside has to be fully
cooked, two pieces of chocolate

one on each side, melted.

And right in the nick
of time, Perseus shows up

and kills it.

- And then...
- [Jen] Hey.

What are you guys doing?

My man Spence
is teaching -

Well, was us,
right now, I mean,

about the constellations.

This guy knows it all.

Really?

No, I just know some.

My dad used to show me.

Well can you show me?

(soft, excited violin music)

Okay, that's Cassiopeia.

That one right there.

Looks like a W.
See how it goes?

Yeah, yeah, I see it.

Anyway, she was a queen.

(sparkling sounds)

(wind swirling dramatically)
(sparkling sounds)

(bells ringing)

You see a lot that
most people don't.

Thanks. I think.

You see the big
star on the left?

Uh-huh.

That's the beginning
of Draco the dragon.

The story goes...

[Dean]
Hey, Cool Cat.

(speaking demonically) So good
to see you so comfortable.

You're back on the ground.
Paintball welts are gone?

Oh, but watch out for
the bugs. They itch.

(chuckles) C'mon.

(lighthearted music)

[Firefly] So, you keep the
marshmallow like six inches away

and constantly turn it.

Then you put the chocolate
on the graham cracker

next to the fire
so it can melt.

It's all about the timing.

Took me like eight tries,

and then? Nailed it,
and she loved it.

Wow, that is genius.

You know, I think girls
might be pretty cool.

I never realized
that before.

Out of all the
studies I've ever read,

all of them were
inconclusive.

That, my friend,

that's the real deal,
that makes sense.

Yep.

Alright let's get some sleep.

(mischievous music)

What are we doing out here?

Just hang on and you'll see.

They haven't done
anything to us lately.

If your gonna be a baby about
it, go do it somewhere else.

(soft orchestral music)

I'm itching.

Me too.

Me three.

It itches.

What did you do?

Shh.

- Let's go to the bathroom!
- Ah.

(laughs)

Told ya it would work.

- C'mon.
- Good job, man.

- Dude, high five.
- Seriously?

(soft, rapid orchestral music)
(boys grumbling)

- We've been itched bombed.
- Yeah.

Who did it?

- Who do ya think?
- Dude, look.

Oh, that's bad.

Is there anything
on my stomach?

Is there anything on my arm?

Hey, you still trying
to find your underwear?

Oh, pardon Jimmy, he's
been itching to ask that.

(laughs)

You guys are meanies. You
know what meanies don't get?

Ba-na-na's.

What?
(chuckles)

(lighthearted music)

Hey, how bout
that rematch?

I don't think so.
I'm pretty tired.

Wait hang on a minute.
Can I talk to you?

Okay, talk. What
do you want?

I just kinda wanted
to say I'm sorry,

I haven't been, well
you know I've been...

A jerk?

Yeah, I know that. I'm the
one you've been a jerk to.

You know I actually thought
you were a nice guy,

a guy I wanted to get to
know, but you aren't that guy.

I am that guy.

No you're not.

You're the kind of guy
who hangs up little kids by

the back of their underwear

just because you're
big and strong.

You make fun of
their bug bites and

they can't do anything back

You're that guy.

No I'm not that guy.
That's not what happened.

Certainly looked
that way to me.

(soft orchestral music)

Hey.

Hey.

I've been meaning
to talk to you.

Why? So you can wipe
poising ivy all over me?

No.

That got out of hand.

I never asked for
you to protect me,

but I didn't think
you would actually...

Hey you called me a
brown-noser, remember?

"Ooh, I'm Zach, hahaha."

Because you keep
kissing up to Dean,

and he's a neanderthal.

He's not that
bad of a guy.

He just plays
a little rough.

Only because he's big
and there's nothing,

and I mean nothing,
we can do back.

It's not playing
for the rest of us.

I shouldn't of
done it, but I did.

So, now I'm
saying I'm sorry.

That doesn't un-do anything.

I don't want your
apology. I don't need it.

Just like I don't need you.

You ever get tired of
playing the victim, Spence?

Or is it just easier that way

so you always
have an excuse.

(ominous orchestral music)

(Bugle music)
[Spence] I've had enough

Enough of what?

Being a victim. I
don't wanna run anymore.

But the prey always has
to run away from the lion.

It's called nature, or
science, I don't know.

Why do we always
have to be prey?

I think it's time we
stand up for ourselves.

But they're always
gonna be bigger.

And we're always
gonna be weaker.

- Yeah.
- Seriously.

But we're smarter.

Now, let me hear
your war cries.

[All]
Ahhhhh!

(kids continue war crying)

(chuckles) What losers.

C'mon.

Good for you,
Spence. Good for you.

Alright, so you
all know what to do?

Then let "Operation
Payback" begin.

(exciting, upbeat music)

[All]
Armadillos!

What are you doing?

Nothing. What are you doing?

Nothing.

'Kay, so we're on
the same page here?

Move along.

Phew. That was a close one.

Thanks, Chef.

(soft jazz music)

So, it says here
you have to put

in some of that
thinga-majigs.

Now we stir.

Lady alert. Lady alert.

Upchuck, Upchuck.

Hey, how's the itching?

Woah, hey, I wasn't
trying to make fun of you.

There's been a
lot of that lately.

Yeah, but those
guys don't matter.

Easy for you to say.

No one was laughing at you.

They were laughing at us.

They were laughing at me.

Do you even know
what that's like?

It's what I thought.

So please, just
leave me alone, okay?

Guys, she's leaving.

She left, whoo.

You know, I think we should've
made some chimichangas.

I don't know what
those are, but it's okay.

They're like
little burritos.

Woah, woah, woah, woah.

You, go.

- What? Why?
- Go, man.

What do ya think that is?

I don't know. A bag?
(tense music)

Woah, woah. You open it.

- What?
- Go.

We're not doing it.

I don't know what's in there.

What is that?

Hey, gimme that.

Smells like brownies.

To the coolest
guy in the camp,

XOXO.

I think Rosemary wants
to show my friends

how much she likes me.

Dig in, boys.

Hey, woah, I don't know if
Rosemary wanted you to have one,

but who cares.

(sniffs) Mm, looks like my
sweetheart made us some sweets.

Aw, but you losers
didn't get any. Too bad.

Move. Hurry up.

Okay, guys let's settle in.

Is it good?

Okay guys, welcome
to chapel.

Today, I want to talk to
you all about forgiveness.

Forgiveness can be a really
powerful thing, guys.

When your harboring hatred,
or anger, those types of

feelings can really start
to eat you up inside,

you know, and ultimately it
can cause you more harm than

those that may have caused
you harm in the first place.

Revenge, that's
never the answer.

It's never gonna leave your
heart in the right place.

Yes, Jimmy?
(stomach grumbling)

I, I gotta go!
Move, move!

Those aren't brownies!

(stomachs gurgling)
(passing gas loudly)

Yeah, I feel it.

(stomachs grumbling)

(kids laughing)

Alright. Let's, let's,

stay with me, folks, guys.

Uh, I guess they had a different
kind of reflecting to do.

Anyway, alright for those
of you that are still here

I was speaking to you
about forgiveness, right.

Um, really important stuff
and I'm gonna tell you why.

(sad violin music)

Hey, Spence.

It's Cool Cat.

No, it's not.

It's not cool
to become a jerk

just because someone
else was a jerk to you.

I, I told you
to leave me alone.

Gladly.

(soft music)

[Mom Voiceover] I know how
hard this has been for you.

How strong
you've had to be.

It's a lot more
than anyone should

be asked of
of at your age.

And I just want you to
know proud of you I am...

How proud your
father would be.

Love, Mom.

[Garrett] Hey, Cool Cat.
You mind if I join ya?

I've been looking for ya.

Why? I'm a loser.

Woah, buddy. Don't say that.

So you got those older boys
pretty good, didn't ya?

Yeah, but I guess
we shouldn't of.

Aha. I thought so.

So why'd ya do it?

I was tired of
being the victim.

They're always
picking on us.

Yeah, why do you think
they're always picking on you?

Because they can.

(chuckles) Sure.

Yeah, but I do think that
there's another reason.

I think that maybe
that they're afraid.

I think that Dean actually
is afraid of losing,

so that's why he's always
trying to make other

people feel like a loser.

No one wants to
hang out with a loser.

Yeah, yeah, and no one
wants be alone either, pal.

In fact, you could say
that we're afraid of it.

So how do you beat it?

We got them
back pretty good.

(chuckles)
You know, you did,

but that only showed everyone
that you're also afraid.

You know, what you gotta do
is to put a saddle on it.

Cause this whole making
fun of people business,

this is just silly.

It's hard for a silly thing
to be scary, isn't it?

Except for clowns.

I guess.

I am gonna have to give you
guys the train duty tonight

as punishment for
that little stunt.

Whatever.

Alright.

Oh, um, this is for you.

We'll see ya.

(soft, excited orchestral music)

[Grandpa Voiceover]
Hello Spence, my boy.

I hope this finds you
well and in good spirits.

Did you open my gift? I
knew you would like it.

But remember, Spence, that
stone is only a reminder

that you are never alone.

You have your faith, and
from that you have courage,

courage to make the right
choices for the people

that will always
be there for you.

(burps)

Aw, dude, I think
I lost five pounds.

Don't worry, we're
gonna get them back.

Hey, we can spray
sunscreen in their

eyes at the start
of the games.

Seems like that would
make winning pretty lame.

What'd you say?

I mean, why don't we
beat them fair and square,

instead of being
jerks about it?

Is that what
you told Rosemary?

That I'm a jerk?

Is that where you were
right now, with her,

when you should've
been with your team?

No.

- I was, uh...
- You were what?

Reading a letter
from my mom.

(snickers)

Maybe, this isn't
the right team for you.

Maybe not.

I don't wanna be on a team
that has to cheat to win.

I could beat you any
day of the week, hotshot.

Don't make me prove it.

Maybe I want you to.

So that's how
it's gonna be, huh?

Yeah.

Whatever! We don't need him.

Well, we kind of do seeing as

he's sort of the
best at everything.

(lighthearted music)

Woah, hold up.

You sure about this?

I mean, she seemed
pretty mad at you, boy.

No, but I have to do it.

Besides, I think I
understand what girls want.

Dude, that's impossible.

Courage.

Courage? That's crazy talk.

- Was that a...
- Um, it was nothing.

What do ya want?

Well, I was wondering
if I could talk

to you for a minute?

About what?

I just wanted to say, I'm
sorry for what I said to you.

I was wrong and what
I did was wrong.

I understand now that we're
all afraid of something.

- Like your inhaler...
- It's okay, we're all good.

See, I told you I
knew what girls wanted.

Hey well, you wanna play
some soccer with me, Cool Cat?

Sure.

And your not afraid?

Why would I be?
Let me have it.

Oh.

Ow.

You okay, man?

See, told you girls
might be more complicated

than you thought.

Yup.

I think I just need a moment.

(lighthearted music)

You have funny ears.

It's okay. I've
been told that too.

- I'm Sorry
- I'm Sorry

(both laugh)

I'm sorry, I
wasn't there for you,

and I know you don't
me, but I need you.

I need you too.

What's with the bag?

About that.

(laughs)

I wish we wouldn't of have
done that stuff to you guys,

and I'm sorry, so...

Wait, if he's staying
with us does that mean

he's gonna be on our
team in the games?

- I don't know if...
- Of course, it does.

[All] He can stay!

Uh, I think we should
think about all this.

Yeah, maybe.

Give us a minute, Zach.

(discussing indistinctly)

We have made our decision!

Spence has something
to say to you.

We all want you to stay, but

there's just one thing.

Yeah?

We got punished for
the things we did to you.

You didn't get any
kind of punishment.

So? What is it?

(sighing)

Your locked out.

(making monkey noises)

Me Zach. Me king of caveman.

Ooh-ooh. Ah-ah.

(making monkey
sounds altogether)

Good morning, campers!

[Everyone]
Good morning.

You guys ready for
the Istrouma games?

(crowd cheers)

Before too long here,
we're gonna get started,

and then, we will be
able to crown not only

the winning cabin, but also
the camper of the year.

(crowd cheers)

Counselor Mark, can you show
these guys a battle cry?

Ahhhhhhhh!

(kids battle crying)

Let the games begin!

(crowd cheering)

I'll be in my cabin.
Call me when it's over.

Cody.

(crowd cheering)

(soft, upbeat music)

On your mark!

Count of three. One...

On your mark.

- One, two...
- Two.

Set.

- Go!
- Go!

- Toss.
- Yeah!

One, two, three, and go.

Set!

Go!

(speaking indistinctly)

Winner, winner
chicken dinner.

(cheering)

Okay, guys, let's give
it up for the purple team.

(crowd applauding)
Great job.

Alright, so going into the
final event we still got

three teams in contention
for the grand prize.

Tied for second place,
we've got the orange team.

(cheering)

Also tied for second,
we've got the blue team.

Great job, guys.

[Blue Team] Pelicans!
Pelicans! Pelicans!

You guys know, first
place leading right now

leading by one point,
we've got the red team.

Great job, guys. Great job.

(cheering)

Okay, everybody let's
get those swimsuits on.

Meet us down at the
lake for the swim relay.

(cheering)

Go Firefly. C'mon,
c'mon, go, go, go, go!

C'mon, c'mon!

Dude no, no, no, I'm last.

We're gonna win.
C'mon, c'mon, let's go.

I'ma bring this one home.

Hey, I'll get us a good lead.

You just take your
time, okay, bud?

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.

C'mon, c'mon.
Let's go, let's go.

Start going.
Go, go, just go.

It'll be okay.

(exciting music)

(coughing)

(coughing)

Go get her,
little man!

(suffocating)

[Dock Supervisor] Set
her down right here.

C'mon, Jimmy gimme a hand.

- C'mon!
- Hey, Dean, relax, okay?

You don't need to swim.

No, man, I got this.

Look, you don't need
to swim. They forfeited.

They got out of the water.

We win.

No you don't. Are you crazy?

We won. Ha-ha.

That's not fair.
He took her...

(ominous music)

But...

Tell 'em, Garrett.

Yes, technically, blue
team wins this round.

Then that leaves
them tied. Now what?

Now we go to
the archery field.

Alright everyone,
archery field. Let's go.

I'll be okay. You got this.

We got this.

(suspenseful music)

Alright guys,
excuse me, excuse me.

This is for all
the marbles here.

Here you go, sir.

Give it.

Dude, you know
I'm the best archer.

No way. This punk is mine.

Okay, guys.

This is gonna be three arrows.

Three arrows only, alright?

Alternating shots.
Best arrow wins.

Who wants to go first?

(crowd cheering)

C'mon, Cool Cat.

You can do it,
little dude.

You got this, Spence.

Don't choke, squirt.

(crowd cheers)

(forced cheering)

(mock coughing) Loser.

Watch it, Dean.

- (crowd boos)
- Sorry, I'm just so nervous.

Best for last.

- Best is going last.
- Yup.

(few applauding)

Good luck, spaz.

Fear not.

I'm not alone.
(suspenseful music)

(crowd cheering)
(royal orchestral music)

[Crowd] Armadillos!
Armadillos! Armadillos!

Campers,

first off, you guys
cleaned up real nice.

That was a great games.

That, that is by the far the
best games that I have ever

been apart of in
all the years that

I've been coming
to this camp.

Alright, I mean,
I am so proud

of each and everyone
of you guys.

You really gave it
your all out there.

And it is a privilege
to be your...

Okay, okay, shall we
all just get on with it?

Thank you.

Alright, so the victorious team
of the games this year is...

(whispers)

No, really?

- Are you certain?
- Certain.

Okay. The Armadillos!
(crowd cheers)

[Crowd chants] Armadillos!
Armadillos! Armadillos!

I wanna thank the
Academy and my fans

- and my family...
- Yes, yes, yes.

and all the
people and bananas.

Thank you, thank
you, thank you.

Back to your seats,
boys. Back to your seats.

(crowd applauding)
Wonderful. Wonderful.

Now what we've all been
waiting for, the big one,

Camper of the Year.

(whispers)

Oh, whatever.

So, camper of the year.

Uh, folks, the
winner this year

is just an
outstanding person,

and I think that
they've learned a lot

while they've been
at camp and I hope

that we've all learned a
little something from them too.

So let's all give it
up for my main man,

Spence, Cool Cat, Neil!

(crowd cheers)
(triumphant music)

Here you go, little dude.

- Hey.
- Look who I found!

Grandpa, Grandpa.
You won't believe it.

We won the games!

Zach, show him the trophy.

Woah. Oh man. (laughing)

Oh, and Spence won
Camper of the Year.

He saved this girl and swam
across the entire lake.

Faced your fears, huh?

And met girls?

Sounds like you and I
have something in common.

More than one thing, actually.

Wait for it.

Hey folks.

Hey there, Spencer.

Ms. Boon?

Told ya she sweet on me.

He wore me down.
(laughs)

You boys must be hungry.

From what I remember,

the food at that camp
is not all that great.

Especially those brownies.
(chuckles)

- C'mon, I'll help you.
- Alright.

Spence, looks like, uh,

looks like you and your brother
have buried the hatchet.

You have to tell me what
you learned at camp.

I'm not alone.

Mm. And you never will be.

C'mon.

(graceful orchestral music)

Subtitles by explosiveskull

(upbeat music)

♪ I'm lovin' it

♪ I'm, I'm lovin' it

♪ I'm, I'm, I'm lovin' it

♪ This life has me so excited

♪ Now that I am guided by You,

♪ Yeah, this life,
anything but boring

♪ Your mercies every
morning are new

♪ You'll never find
me walking away

♪ Gotta have your love,
gotta have your love

♪ I'm chasing after you everyday

♪ I can't get enough,
can't get enough

♪ I'm lovin' life

♪ You give me joy,
you give me joy

♪ I'm lovin' life

♪ You give me joy,
you give me joy

♪ I'm lovin' life

♪ I'm lovin' life

♪ This life has
my world spinning

♪ I can't keep from
winning, it's true

♪ Yeah, this life
can't get any better

♪ There's no party
bigger than you

♪ You'll never find
me walking away

♪ Gotta have your love,
gotta have your love

♪ I'm chasing after you everyday

♪ I can't get enough,
can't get enough

♪ I'm lovin' life

♪ You give me joy,
you give me joy

♪ I'm lovin' life

♪ You give me joy,
you give me joy

♪ I'm lovin' life

♪ I'm lovin' life

(soft rock music)

♪ You're waiting on
the side of the road

♪ It's the loneliest avenue
you've ever come to know

♪ And your way out on the
other side of town again

♪ Trying to find someone to
take you a little bit higher

♪ Maybe nowhere
is still somewhere

♪ It's just never
enough to make it

♪ I feel like it's still working

♪ Have you been afraid,
are you wondering

♪ You can't find your way

♪ Oh, its never felt so real

♪ You weren't made perfectly

♪ But with the chance
to be right here and now

♪ It's never felt so real

(gentle country music)

♪ Sun going down, there's
a chill in the air

♪ It can't compare with
the chill in your heart

♪ You sit by the fire
in your oversized chair

♪ Not a word is spoken,
tension fills the air

♪ Is it make-believe

♪ Or is it real this time

♪ Is it real this time

♪ Can't you see you're still in

♪ You're still in my heart

♪ Is it make-believe
or is it real

♪ Can't seem to find the answers

♪ All wrapped in your mind

♪ Did you see you're
still in my heart

♪ Is it make-believe

♪ Or is it real this time

♪ Is it real this time

♪ Can't you see
you're still there

♪ You're still in my heart