Original subtitles

- Oh yeah!

- Previously, on Being Human...

- How long have you been in this room, Ramona?

- I'm always here.

- Ramona's not a ghost.

Why are you doing this?

I've been trying to help you!

She's the evil of this house, personified.

And she's not letting us out alive.

- Look at that. I'll have help.

- Aidan, it's me.

- Look, what happened to Astrid, I'm heartbroken.

- I know Josh killed her.

Now, it's my turn.

- It's happening.

(Grunting)

- Sally's gone, and Josh destroyed her.

- Oh!

- (Sally): The day they moved in was the best day.

It felt like the start of something new, something good.

After everything that had gone so wrong with my life,

they walked through that door and they brought possibility.

- Ah!

- Look at you, Julia Child.

- If you're alone in the kitchen

and you make a mistake...

(High-pitched): ...who will know?

(Laughing)

Someone's in the house!

- When you look back at your life with a person,

sometimes you wonder:

"Would we be friends if we met now...

(Laughing)

"or did the path that we went on together

"lead us to this place?

"Did every triumph or mistake along the way

"make us fall in love?"

- I kissed him too soon!

- I think that everything

happens for a reason:

love, life...

- Josh, Josh!

- ...even death.

I hold on to this place for a reason, and that reason is now.

Aidan!

- I lied for you, and now my son is dead.

And Sally?

- Aidan, I'm right here!

- It was the one thing...

- Aidan, no!

- ...that gave me any hope!

- (Josh): OK, listen.

- No, this is on you.

- (Josh): Listen, I...

- Aidan, no! Don't do this!

Aidan, back up right now!

- I can explain this! - This is on you!

- Stop!

This isn't happening!

Oh God, this isn't happening!

This is just some crazy accident.

- It's never an accident.

- SHUT THE HELL UP!

- What? How did you do...

- What the hell just happened?

- I bought us some time.

- (Aidan): Josh!

Open this door!

Open this door!

- Oh my G-- - Open this door!

- There's gotta be some way we can snap him out of this!

It's Aidan! - He's in some kind of trance!

- I think it's what Kenny did.

- What?

- Oh my God!

- Open this door!

- He's gonna break down the goddamn door!

- Oh my God! - No, I sealed it for now.

I sealed it, but, Josh, he's not gonna stop until he kills you.

- What? - What?

- I said open this door!

- This has happened before, all of it.

I've seen it. - You saw this?

- I saw him come after you. - You saw Josh die?

(Glass shattering in distance)

(Nora): We have do something!

- Yeah, we gotta find a way for him to be himself again.

- And how the hell do we do that?

- Sally, you can't do magic.

If that's what you're thinking, stop!

We'll figure it out!

- Nora's right! It's too dangerous!

- So what am I supposed to do?

- I don't know! - Just leave you?

That's not happening! I can't do that to you!

- (Aidan): Open the door! Open this door!

- So what, then?

(Aidan screaming)

- What if he wasn't a vampire? - (Nora): What?

- Right! What if we were in Paris right now, Sally?

- I feel like it's all been leading up to this moment.

It's all been leading up to stopping this.

(Aidan screaming)

Guys, I love you.

- Sally...

- I'm making the decision.

- Sally, what are you doing?

Sally, don't... - Sally!

(Door opening)

- Josh...

Hey, pal, I just wanna talk. - Aidan!

- Oh my God!

That was your plan?

What did-- Did you kill him?

- Can guys get him on the bed? Come on!

- Oh my...

(Grunting)

(Speaking Latin)

Sally, what are you doing?

(Speaking Latin)

Sally, what did you do?

- There's always a sacrifice.

(Speaking Latin)

(Gasping)

(Gasping)

- I can feel my heartbeat.

- Sally...

- Oh my God, Sally...

(Moaning)

Oh!

- Nora, I want you to know that I'm gonna be watching.

All the beautiful moments, I'm gonna be watching.

You're gonna be so good at it!

(Sighing)

Josh...

listen.

It's worth it.

(Chuckling)

(Breathing heavily)

I want you to have the life you deserve.

I love you.

- Ah!

- No!

- (Aidan): Sally...

(Exhaling)

(Ramona screaming)

- Ramona.

(Josh screaming)

- She was mine.

It wasn't supposed to happen like this.

None of this should have happened!

She was my favourite!

- Ah! - She brought me back!

And we were gonna be here forever, and you ruined it!

You ruined it all!

(Screaming)

- She... What just happened?

Does that mean she's gone? - I don't know.

But we need to get out of here right away.

Are you OK?

- Come on.

- OK, come on, come on, come on.

Let's go, let's go.

(Siren wailing in distance)

- (Nora): Somewhere along the way, we grew up,

and the idea of what was home changed.

It wasn't what our parents built for us.

It was what we made for ourselves,

those small moments of who buys the milk and who gets the mail,

who makes you smile on a terrible day.

Where we were, that was home, that was family...

a place where we could shut the door and keep the world at bay.

(Sighing)

I know, now, what a ghost truly is:

a thick silence in a room

that fills up the space of someone you love.

We can all stay here.

- No, no, I wanna give you guys some space.

- We don't need s-space.

- Aidan, after everything that's happened...

- Yeah, you do. It's OK. It is.

I'm gonna go to the trailer,

like we planned, like--like I planned.

- All the times we...

found her,

all the times she clawed her way back

from whatever was happening--

- No, not this time.

I felt her go.

- Although, it would be just like Sally

to do something epic right now

and rip her way out of your chest.

- Oh God, that would be awesome!

- I'd love that so much.

(Both laughing)

- I don't know what to do.

- I know I'm invoking my grandmother here

when I say this,

but when was the last time you ate...

food?

(Nora chuckling)

(* Country playing on stereo )

- Oh my God!

- Right?

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

- It really, suddenly, tastes good?

'Cause it's not like you haven't eaten.

I've seen you nibble your way through meals.

- Yes, and it all tastes like dirt!

Look, I spent 200 years drinking nothing but blood,

so, I don't know,

half-cooked beef, seems like a good segue to me.

Mmm! - We should get you chili fries.

- Oh my God, he just became human.

He's already trying to kill you!

- No, I'm not!

- No! Listen to me!

I want those. I want them badly.

I want them in my mouth now. Make it happen!

Can you make it happen?

- OK, I'll order. - Thank you!

- But I'm not holding your hair back when you vomit.

(Laughing)

(Sighing)

- It's just so strange.

Even if my eyes are just a little bit weaker,

and even if I'm moving a little slower,

even if there aren't enough cheeseburgers on this planet

to fill the hunger,

I mean, just, to just be...

it's spectacular.

(Sighing)

And Sally had to miss it...

and so, it's wasted on me.

(Clears throat)

- I'm gonna have Nora get you the Sriracha chili fries.

(Sighing)

(* Comfortable with Silence by Andy Shauf *)

- (Slurred): Come here, buddy! Come here!

You're a good guy.

(Howling)

** The memories of family send others by your side *

(Sighing)

* When the words are gone

* Will quiet be a friend...

Sally...

I thought that you'd be here.

OK...

* Will you be comfortable

* With silence in the end?

* Will you sing... *

(Grunting)

(Screaming)

(Sobbing)

(Panting)

(Grunting)

(Birds chirping)

(Grunting)

- Oh! What are you doing in here, miss?

Uh, do you have some parents or something I should call?

'Cause, um... - They left a long time ago.

- You shouldn't be in here. This is really dangerous.

There's broken glass everywhere, there's nails...

- Wanna see my room? - No!

I--I don't wanna see your room. What--

Miss, I've got work to do!

Miss!

(Man sighing)

Miss?

Hello?

This isn't in the plans!

- (Ramona): It's my secret.

- What is this?

Ah!

(Gasping, grunting)

(Thudding)

- They shouldn't have left me alone.

But that's OK.

We can send them a message.

I've seen it,

but never quite experienced

the anxiety of worrying about a test result.

- I just don't understand how this is happening.

- Really? I mean, after everything we've been through,

this--this is what surprises you?

Really?

Oh...

I'm not meant to be alive.

- (Whispering): But you are!

I saw it happen, what Sally did.

She gave you life. - Yes, she did.

She made me mortal, but, um,

I think it's about that time.

Hmm?

I mean, look at this.

I've got the heart of a 90-year-old man,

which ain't bad, all things considered.

- It's everything, Aidan. Your liver, kidneys...

(Clearing throat)

Your body's shutting down.

- Yeah. You didn't need to smile at Larry the lab guy.

I could've told you that.

How long you figure I've got?

- I'm amazed you're standing here right now.

- See, I was thinking about a week.

Come on, Nora, What do you say?

Can I talk you into a week?

(Chuckling)

(Horn blaring)

- (Josh): I think it might be good.

I know it's kind of a weird thing

to circle back around to restaurant work, but...

- Well, it's not bussing tables.

You'd be cooking, right? - Yeah, that's right.

I'd be on the line.

It'd give me something to focus on, you know?

- That's great.

- (Laughing): Oh yeah?

You don't seem super enthused!

I mean, I know you didn't wanna marry the onion guy, but--

- It's not that.

I think it's great for you, honestly.

- Yeah. And you love cooking, so it's...

- Exactly. It'll ground you.

- OK, so why do I feel like we're living in

an Eastern European silent film right now?

- Hey, hey, it's OK. - It's not OK.

Josh is making plans, which is great,

but we should all be making plans!

- Guys!

What the hell's going on?

Guys!

- I got a week to live.

- That's...

That's not something people say in real life.

- Yeah, but I'm saying it to you.

- I don't understand.

- Did we really think that I would just come back

and be human with no consequences?

What has ever led us to believe

that life is that simple?

- Is it something in Sally's spell?

- No, it's the years that I cheated.

They're all catching up with me.

That's all.

- (Nora): "That's all." Like it's nothing!

- No, it's-- That's not what I mean, Nora.

I mean...

(Sighs)

...if I've got a week,

well, then let's live that week, you know?

Let's be together!

Let's find something to laugh about.

Let's eat a little less meat.

Or let's celebrate your baby!

That's what I care about!

- What? - I never said anything to you.

- OK-- I thought that you knew and you just weren't telling me.

I just... OK, look.

What happened is, I smelled it, you know,

when I was still me,

and I--I smelled the extra blood.

The heartbeat... I could hear the...

- Heartbeat? - And it's a good heartbeat!

Come on! This is a good thing, isn't it?

I'm just gonna give you guys a minute!

- This is why I didn't know how to tell you.

- How are you feeling? Are you OK?

- I am.

I wasn't sure this was what I wanted,

after everything.

- Yeah.

- But I do.

It's intense!

It's like this primal feeling just took over,

and I know that I could do this.

Are you OK?

I know that it's crazy.

- Yeah...

We should be institutionalized!

(Both laughing)

We're having a baby?

(* The Sun Will Shine Again Someday by Anders & Kendall *)

** Times are hard for dreaming eyes *

* Times are hard for dreaming eyes *

* I'd like to sit and watch it all go by *

* Dark

* And trying are these days

* Dark and trying are these days *

* I'd like to see them all blown away **

(* Rock on stereo )

- (Woman): You're very good at this.

- (Man): Well, no, it's you! I don't have to do anything.

(Woman giggling)

Bartender!

Can we get another one over here?

- I couldn't. - Yeah, you can!

- Last one, all right? And then...

I'm coming back.

(Sighing)

- So, what's the plan, chief?

What's the plan for cleaning up?

What are you gonna do with the body, all that?

- Excuse me?

- Look, junior, 40 minutes from now,

you're gonna find yourself crumpled on her bedroom floor,

every drop of her blood in your belly,

no idea how you got there, no idea what to do next.

- What are you?

- I'm you,

give or take 200 years.

Are you serious?

- Yeah.

- Oh my God, humans are stupid!

OK, listen, listen, listen.

You need someone to check in with, and get on bagged blood.

You hear me? Bagged blood.

It tastes like ass, and you're not gonna want it as much,

but it will dial down your intake.

- That worked for you?

- Nothing worked for me.

- So, seriously, how do I skip all this and get to be you?

(Chuckling)

No, because I already know I can't do this.

I'm not a monster.

How can I become human again?

- It is something that I've wanted for decades,

for centuries.

That's all I could think about.

"How can I be the man that I was?"

- Yeah.

- And now...

(Sighing)

All I can think about is, uh,

going back.

(Groaning)

Very, very good!

- What the hell?

- Yeah! Now, listen to me, Son.

You're going to turn me.

- Why?

- Ah, it's just, uh, working in a restaurant is...

We're having a baby.

I can't pull restaurant hours.

- Well, we'll figure it out. It's what you wanna do.

- Yeah, I know, but I can find another job.

- But it's not just about the job.

This was something that was gonna make you happy.

- Yeah, but, I mean,

well, we're having a baby!

- And does that make you happy?

- What?

Of course, it does.

I'm elated. I just wanna think about this practically.

I mean, I can't take a job

that takes me away from the house for 18 hours a day.

Besides, you know, I was thinking, um...

I was thinking about maybe trying some kind of medication.

Whatever the closest--

- Josh, you and Sally already talked about this.

You can do this yourself.

You can already do this.

- Nora...

- You don't need medication.

- Nora...

I killed 9 people last week.

- You did it to protect me.

- Aren't you scared?

Doesn't that scare you?

I mean, you are gonna be this amazing force,

this incredible mom!

Aren't you scared?

I mean, what if I freak out?

What if I-- What if I panic?

What if I hurt the baby?

- No, Josh.

- You can't just say no.

- None of that scares me,

'cause I know who you are.

(Sighing)

And I trust you.

But I need to know that you can trust yourself.

- Aidan wanted me to meet him at this bar.

- You do what you need to do.

(Siren wailing)

- Hey!

Hey, hey! Get off him!

- Hey, hey! Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Josh, let him go. Let him go!

(Grunting)

Ow!

- Well, I didn't ask for this.

- You weren't even fighting!

- It's OK, Jeremy.

Go on, take off.

- Want to explain?

- Not particularly, no. I don't think you'd understand.

- Oh, don't start with that.

- Everything's gonna be fine.

- It's not gonna be fine! It's not gonna be fine!

You have a week left to live!

You've got the insides of a geriatric.

You can't just go spilling your blood

like it's 1955 and you're king of the world!

You fought for this!

You fought for this, and Sally gave it to you,

you selfish son of a bitch!

- I'm afraid to die, Josh!

I'm afraid to die.

I have one week, Josh. One week, if that.

And do you wanna know what happens after that, Josh?

Nothing! Nothing happens!

Because vampires don't get doors. No happy endings for us!

I am afraid to die!

(Panting)

(Groaning)

- You're not a vampire anymore.

- Are you kidding me?

- You're not a vampire.

- Are you kidding me? Listen to what you're saying!

You really think that a blip of humanity

is gonna wipe the slate clean after centuries of monstrosity?

No! No!

(Sighing)

So I saw my chance, and I took it!

It turns out that I'm a coward.

(Crying)

- No, you're not.

You're a human.

(Laughing)

(Sobbing)

It's gonna be OK! It's gonna be OK!

(Exhaling sharply)

(Grunting)

- Yeah!

- Hey, buddy!

- Hello.

- I got you your favourite, triple everything.

- Oh, no. I can't handle one more triple everything.

Actually, screw it. Give me triple everything.

- I know you. Man, you want this.

- Absolutely!

(Grunting)

Now, where is that neighbourhood section?

I'm looking for something like:

"Top 10 Historical Gems in Boston".

That would be fun, right?

- I don't know, would it?

- Come on!

- I would think most people,

if they're told they have a week left to live,

they might wanna, you know, travel the world, get laid.

(Coughing)

(Chuckling)

- Oh no.

- What?

- There was a murder of a construction worker.

- OK.

- In our house.

- I don't know,

but it never felt right running away.

We gotta go back to that house.

- No, you're right. - Yeah.

- Let's do it.

- Yeah, except why don't you let me do it?

- What the hell are you talking about?

Would you stop that?

- I've been thinking about it.

I've got nothing to lose. You've got everything to lose.

- Yeah, and you're part of that!

- Yeah, but you've got Nora.

You've got a baby coming. You've got a life.

That's a lot, Josh.

- I'm not gonna value my life over yours.

- And I'm not asking you to,

but someone's gonna make it out of this.

It wasn't Sally,

and it ain't gonna be me.

It's you and Nora.

You have a chance.

- You know you're not gonna win this, right?

I'm not gonna let you do this alone, OK?

I'm not gonna let you do it!

- All right, all right, all right.

(Inhaling deeply)

But if we really wanna win this, we gotta go in prepared.

So when we get in town,

just drop me off at the nearest corner.

I'm gonna find some stuff.

Meet me at the house in an hour.

You better talk to Nora, because she's gonna wanna--

- Don't worry about it. I got it.

One hour.

- Mm-hmm.

(Car honking)

(Sighing)

Sorry, Josh.

(Sighing)

(Running footsteps)

(Clearing throat, sighing)

(Door closing)

Ramona.

(Door slamming)

(Rumbling)

(Ramona giggling, echoing)

(Grunting, sighing)

(Coughing)

Well, there you are.

- I see you got my message.

- Yep!

(Grunting)

I did.

But you gotta know

there ain't nothing left for you to win.

I'm mortal.

I'm just an old man with a few days to live.

And let me tell you something, little girl.

I ain't gonna be draining anyone's blood anytime soon.

- You did a pretty good job while you had the chance.

(Chuckling)

- I want you to know

that Josh and Nora and their baby are gonna be moving

far away from here.

They're going to live a life.

And Sally, Sally is gone.

And you, well, this old house, your hold over it,

well, it certainly can't last forever, can it?

- Someone else will move in,

and as you can see, accidents happen.

- Hmm, maybe.

Or maybe the four of us,

supernaturally cursed as we were,

moved under this roof

for one sole reason:

to bring you down.

(Chuckling)

- And you think it's gonna be you?

You like to think of yourself as some kind of hero,

but really, you're the worst of them all.

All this tragedy, it's on you.

Sally was the one who brought me back.

But you're the one that fed me,

with all the blood you shed.

You're the real monster here.

- I've lived with my regret.

- And so that's enough?

I'm not Catholic, Aidan.

A few Hail Marys won't get you out of this.

(Groaning)

(Chuckling)

- That's a real neat trick.

(Groaning)

- And now, you can choke on it.

This won't take long at all, old man.

(Groaning)

You really think you'll be saved

just because you'll die a mortal death?

- I assume nothing at this point.

- But you're hoping.

Maybe you're just a man now,

but you were a serial killer for centuries.

You think there's a door leading to some kind of heaven

after the blood you've shed.

- I've lived my life.

And this is my death.

I've died for my family before.

I'm happy to do it again.

(Rumbling, grunting)

** Close your eyes *

* See what is missing *

(Gasping)

* Gone before its time *

* No goodbyes *

* No new beginnings *

* I'll be left behind *

(Ramona screaming)

- (Aidan): When the end comes * Irushing up at you, *

and everything that you thought was real starts to fall away,

you consider the meaning of the life that you lived,

and you realize

that the only thing that means a damn thing at the end

is what you loved.

And you think of who you love,

and you let it take you home.

(Siren wailing)

- (Woman on police radio): We need a car over

to make a pick up at...

- (Officer): Sir, step back a little bit.

(Woman on police radio, indistinct)

- (Whispering): Oh my God!

Oh my God!

There's nothing left.

- I don't want you-- I don't want you to ever question.

I never want you to worry.

I'm always gonna be there for you.

For us.

For the baby.

- Let's just hope that you two don't screw it up.

- Oh, Aidan!

- You know, historically speaking...

- Oh my God!

- ...the children of psychiatrists

put a lot of issues on their kids.

(Josh and Nora chuckling)

- How did you do this?

How was this possible?

- I don't know. Um...

(Aidan exhaling sharply)

It's such a weird...

(Moaning like ghost)

...thing.

But you know what? It's OK.

It's worth it, because we won.

(Josh and Aidan laughing)

- So, this is what that looks like, huh? Winning?

- Yeah! This is us winning. - This is it?

(Chuckling)

- No, but it is, because look at you two.

I mean, this is what we talked about, right?

- So, then, what now?

Are you gonna come haunt us at our house or what?

- Uh, no, because that's weird.

- Oh, that's weird?

- I'm not doing it!

- Now that you're dead, it's weird now?

- Yes, it is, because, look,

the place that you're living in is kind of small, Josh,

and I need space.

I need to, like, spread out. I need to move around.

And come on, I can't go soft, just because I'm dead.

- I don't think you can come with us anyway.

(Gasps)

(Exhaling slowly)

- Well, hey, this can't be for me.

- It's for you, man!

(Crying)

And don't think for a second

that you don't deserve it.

- OK, listen to me.

Um, all of the years that I've been alive,

these last few, they were the best.

- There was some rough stuff in there.

- No, no, no. They were the best.

- We love you.

(* I'm Not Falling Asleep by Andy Shauf *)

We will live a ridiculous life

in your honour.

** When will I ever be safe from myself *

(Exhaling slowly)

(Sniffling)

* If the danger all lies *

* Between heaven and hell... *

(Crying)

(Breathing unevenly)

- Aidan!

Finally!

- (Whispering): She's there!

(Exhaling sharply)

- (Whispering): How are you?

- You're seriously gonna ask me that question right now?

(Chuckling)

* When I close my eyes *

* I'm not falling asleep *

* I'm not falling asleep *

* I'm not falling asleep **

Is there really nothing I can do?

- You can sit there and let us cook you dinner for once.

- I can't do that! - I know it's killing you.

- Look, you're making a mess!

- I know what I'm doing.

It's a mistake to let a Jewish werewolf loose on a crustacean.

- That's racist!

(All talking)

- (Josh): The day we moved in was the first day of my life.

Before then, before them, I had no chance.

I didn't think I could feel human, feel love,

The little things --

coffee grounds, laundry day, sleeping late, living life --

thank you for every small moment of this world.

No, the lobster lives! Not on my watch!

- Oh, the lobster lives!

(Birds chirping)

- Hmm...

I just had an amazing dream.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- I dreamt of them.

(Sighing)

- Me too.

(Chuckling)

The four of us all together.

It was nice.

- Do you think it's actually them?

Do you think we just dream about them because we miss them?

- No, I think it's 100% them.

They're sitting on a cloud somewhere, dream-weaving.

(Chuckling)

- Dream-weaving.

- Yeah.

(Both chuckling)

- What time is it, anyway?

- I don't know.

- We left the pies in the oven.

- Oh God! And our children are running wild.

(Both chuckling)

- Sally! What are you doing, honey? Huh?

Huh?

- Aidan!

Oh, oh, oh!

(Aidan laughing)

Oh, you wanna play tag? You spying on me, you crazy kid?

- Look! You want pie now?

- You crazy kid!

What are you doing, man?

(Aidan laughing)

Aidan!

(* You Can't Go Back by Royal Wood *)

** In you, well, I have uncovered *

* Everything I need to be *

* No conjuring the past... **