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One-Adam-12, One-Adam-12,

a 211 in progress.

One-Adam-12, handle code 3.

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What was the big closed-door session about, with Mac?

Tonight's meeting. What else?

He chewing on you again?

Yeah, he calls it supervisory counseling.

- What are you going to do about it? - I don't know.

I've been knocking my brains out

ever since this Basic Car program started.

- If you want my opinion... - I don't.

I'll give it to you anyway.

I think all we have to do is build up the publicity some,

talk to the people who are on calls,

invite them to come.

I'm running out of ideas for publicity.

Maybe we need an expert on public apathy.

He's going to rip her off.

This is One-Adam-12.

We're in pursuit of two 484 purse-snatch suspects.

All units on all frequencies, stand by.

One-Adam-12 is in pursuit

of two 484 purse-snatch suspects

riding motorcycles.

Suspects described as male Caucasians.

One-Adam-12, go.

One-Adam-12, dispatch a radio car to meet the victim

at Mulholland and Dunkirk.

We are westbound on Mulholland, nearing Bethel.

No license readable.

This is One-Adam-12. Suspects have left Mulholland

on the far road west of Dawson.

Request Air-10 meet us on Tac-2.

One-Adam-12, Air-10 is not clear.

Just like the last time.

Looks like they're all here.

Yeah, still worth checking.

Oink, oink.

You got something to say, Skinner?

I was speaking your language, Malloy.

Didn't you understand?

Nah, I think you gotta say it with more of a grunt, Skinner.

Shh, hey, cool it.

The fuzz here might retaliate with their favorite weapon.

Yeah, and I can't afford any more of those tickets.

The easiest way to get around that, Mouse,

is to stop riding like a fool.

Why are you checking out the bikes?

Uh... the bikes are all clean, Pete.

What's that supposed to mean?

I was looking for mud on the frames.

Another one of our senior citizens had her purse ripped off.

Aw.

Was it those same two dudes in the choppers?

You know anything about it, Oiler?

No, man, I don't wanna know anything about those kind of freaks.

You know, you blue suiters are really heavy.

Every time some grandma gets her purse boosted,

you make a first pitstop right here.

We're just checking, Skinner.

If you're clean, you got nothing to worry about.

Look, we've all been here since noon, all of us.

Now, why don't you guys go out and give a few tickets to the squares?

Hassle them for a change.

We have to go where the action is, Skinner.

What's that supposed to mean?

Why don't you figure that one out?

Look, I'll bet you tonight

that all those biddies are going to get together again

and hang half a dozen raps on us.

What are you talkinig about?

The meeting over at the high school,

you know, where all those creeps

sit around eating sugar-frosted donuts

and cooking up a lot of bull about how we've been terrorizing them.

That's not what it's about.

Yeah, I'll bet.

It's a Basic Car Plan meeting.

It's not aimed at you guys.

We were having them a couple of years

before the Kings Choppers were even around.

Malloy, don't feed me that, huh?

Why don't you go there and see for yourself?

Well, what do you know?

Hey, you hear that, guys?

We got a real, live invite

from a pig.

Yeah. Hey, how about it, we pull in there and rouse those creeps a little bit?

What about it, Malloy?

You're welcome to come.

If you do anything stupid,

you'll wind up underneath the punch bowl.

Uh-huh. We'll see about that. Won't we.

I'm not convinced you should've asked them to come.

You're the one who's gettting counselled for low attendance.

I'm just trying to help out.

I'm also the one that has to run the meeting. Remember?

Those chopper hounds could turn that school upside down.

I remember something Mac once said

when he was rookying with a guy just like you.

I can hardly wait.

He asked the guy how full he thought the churches would be

if the preachers turned away all the sinners.

Now I'm a preacher.

Amen, brother.

Doesn't look like you're getting much of a turnout, Malloy.

Well, it's early yet.

Don't worry, sarge.

Pete says we're going to have a good attendance tonight.

That's what you said last month.

I think I can guarrantee it tongith.

What's all this?

Just... part of the congregation.

Try to draw you a picture on night watch

and then turn it over to Officer Woods for days.

That cat burglar we were discussing last month

has been apprehended, thanks to Mr. Kramer.

Mr. Kramer kept his eyes open

and spotted the burglar breaking into the nieghbor's house.

He called us, and we caught the guy.

If more people would do that isntead of worrying about getting involved,

we'd probably cut the burglaries in half.

Look, why don't you cut out all this worthless gibberish

and get down to what's really going on?

You people are trying to put the pressure on us

with a lot of false accusations.

Listen, we'll get to that in time, Skinner.

Well, I'm about to crash, so let's get to it now.

Fine, go ahead.

Well, as long as they want to talk about it,

let me be the first.

ONly yesterday these young punks

almost ran me over

with their motorcycles.

Look, lady,

if I had tried to run you over,

you would've been run over.

Yeah, we wouldn't miss anything

moving as slow as you.

If you want to make a shouting match out of this, I'll gladly comply.

Oh, you wanna shout a little, huh?

All right, then me and my club will rip this place apart.

Yeah!

Okay, okay, I think we've heard that subject long enough.

You think so, Malloy? I don't.

Where does this broad get off with all this bull?

Where do you get off?

You know, you pigs hassle us

because some dimwitted lady says I tried to run her over,

and you know she couldn't read an eye chart if she was holding it.

I said we've aired this subject long enough, Skinner.

Now, why don't we start trying to work out a solution?

Hey, I've already got a solution.

As long as you're hasseling us

for all this stuff we're supposed to be doing,

why don't we do it?

That wouldn't be very smart.

I've never been known for my smarts, Malloy.

Just my guts.

Well, if you don't cool it, you're going to have to leave.

What about her?

Oh. Well, if she takes a poke at you,

I'll throw her out, too.

Shh. You really think you're man enough, huh?

You know, she's pretty tough.

Look, this is a rigged game.

Anyway, Malloy, once...

Just one time

I'd like to get a shot at you without that badge

just to see how tough you really are.

What did you have in mind?

Oh, how about knives in an alley?

You pick the alley and the time.

Okay, how about the alley behind the station during change of watch?

Hey, do deal, Malloy.

Tell you what, Skinner,

we got a pretty good football team down at the station.

How about if we have a game? The cops vs. the choppers?

Hey, Malloy, this is between you me,

Don't fink out with the whole police force.

Hey, how about a bike race?

I'll run you on Commerce Street.

Unless you'd rather race me.

I'm betting on Malloy.

I can't do that, Skinner.

It's against the law to race on city streets.

I'll tell you what. I'll run you bike for bike in a motocross.

Motocross, huh?

I don't know, Malloy...

Yeah, come on, do it, man.

Will you settle down? I'm thinking.

Chicken?

Okay, Malloy. You're on.

Indian Dunes one week from today.

Out of sight! Yeah.

Interesting evening you had, Malloy.

You're out of your mind. You know that, don't you?

Aren't you the one that said we should get involved

and sway the sinners? Tell me a better way.

Pete, you don't know the first thing about racing a dirt bike.

I used to run a street bike.

Besides, I got a week to learn.

You can't do it in a week.

I got a double ace in the hole.

Fine. Tell me about it.

Fist, Skinner's probably never raced in the dirt either,

and I've seen you enough at Indian Dunes

to know that a chopper rider

is just as much a beginner at motocross

as I am, right?

Yeah, you got a point there. What's number two?

- I got a good teacher. - Who?

- Who esle? - Now, wait a minute.

If you think I'm going to set you up for the kill,

you're out of your mind, Pete.

Come on, let's get back to work.

Pete, you can't learn everything there is in just a week.

You're going to kill yourself before you've had a chance to...

Clutch, throttle, gears, and kill button.

It's a powerful bike, Pete, and it's got a lot of torque,

so don't let it get away from you.

It was nice of Smitty to make us the loan.

Well, there's one condition. I told him you'd make good all the damages.

That was big of you.

I knew you'd appreciate it.

Look, Pete, if you don't want to go through with this, I'd be glad...

Never mind. Just get on with the lesson.

Why don't you take it out on the sand by the riverbed,

get the feel of it.

Why there? What's the matter with the track?

That's a good place to learn. There's nothing to hit.

What did I tell you about cornering?

Stick my foot out. Then do it, and use the berms.

Get your front wheel in anhd then give it the throttle to bring the back around.

I'll try to remember.

All right.

What about coming into the corners?

Full out and grab all the brakes I can.

ANd?

Keep the revs up and shift down.

Okay, fine.

Why don't we go around and try the high-speed jump?

Right.

Wait a minute. Don't you want to know what you're suppsoed to do?

That one I already know.

All right, tell me about it.

Fourth gear in the straighaway,

and the jumpo will put me about five feet hight.

Yeah, how do you come down?

Front wheel first.

That cuts down my time in the air, right?

Wrong.

Give some gas just as you leave the jump,

put your tail to the back of the bike,

and land on the rear wheel.

You sure? I've seen the pros a few times.

They always come down on the front wheel.

Since when did you turn pro?

Back wheel first.

I've been looking forward to tomorrow.

You're not here to fink out, are you?

I've been working up to this race all week.

Well, get ready to catch my fumes.

You think the chopper can cut it?

You can't be serious.

There ain't no chopper that can make that gig,

Okay, you guys, move aside

and let the fuzz here feast their eyes.

250 ccs of pure beast.

I've been getting it dialed in all week.

Skinner, are you telling us that you sold your chopper just for this race?

No, man.

I've got plenty of loot.

You know, with all them purses I've been ripping off?

You're looking at the proud owner of two bikes,

one for me and one to rip off Malloy.

Boy, Skinner, look, it's only a race.

No, man.

It's not the race. It's more than that.

A lot more.

Did you get a look at Skinner?

Yeah. He's good.

Pete, I've got my gear with me. Why don't you let me ride?

Forget it.

All right, it's your neck.

You ready to eat some dirt?

You want to talk or race?

Ready?

Well, it looks like the fuzz is failing.

We got a full lap to go, friend.

You all right?

What are you stopping for?

Nice ride, Skinner.

Thanks.

One-Adam-12, P.M. watch clear.

One-Adam-12, clear.

Mac tells me the race has been getting all kinds of publicity.

Figures that the Basic Car Plan meeting attendance

ought to double next month.

Accomplished that much, anyway.

Five to one it's hot.

Good obs, partner.

Mind stepping out of the car, sir?

What did I do, officer?

Just an investigation. Would you mind getting your registration?

How did you know?

It's two things.

There's no registration sticker on that plate,

and it's got bugs all over it.

I bet you didn't even think of that

when you stole that front plate, did you?

All units in the facinity and One-Adam-14,

484 purse snatch just occured, Fifth and White Oak.

Two suspects on motorcycle,

last seen west-bound on Mulholland.

Our boys.

They're heading in the same direction.

This is One-Adam-12,

proceeding to a code-100 at Dunkirk and Mulholland.

Our boys.

This is One-Adam-12. Suspects just passed our location.

Standby for pursuit broadcast.

Request additional units

deployed at Mulholland area for intercept.

One-Adam-12, no units available in the vacinity.

We got it, partner.

I don't believe it.

Step over here.

I'm confused, Skinner. What gives?

Nothing to be confused about.

We got a rumble on these dudes

and figured this would be the best place to wait for them.

We appreciate the help.

Well, don't count on it again.

In my book, you're still the man,

and the only way to get you off my back was to bust these dudes.

Nothing's change, Malloy. You got that?

Nothing's changed.

Oink, oink.

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