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Monday
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can Tuesday
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break my
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heart I don't care if Monday's Black
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Tuesday Wednesday heart attack th
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Christmas good morning
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Casper Christmas what are you doing here
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taking a
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shower want to join
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me I know you've been saving yourself
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for that one special person
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Casper I'm here to tell
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you your way to over
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Casper mom Casper honey you almost Rin
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there sweetie almost
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bumpkins I've made you your favorite
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dresses in the whole wide world banana
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Walnut
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pancakes okay
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Mom well hurry up H you don't want your
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cigs getting cold oh what was that I
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can't hear you love I I said I'm
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Casper are you all
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right
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Casper
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Casper
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Casper Casper
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is time for wake up you be for school
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late where's Mom it's gone to meeting
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she leaves breakfast for you
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waiting gracias Manuela okay mi
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Welcome To Paradise
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what
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lunch on meet me at the office at 1
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sharp love Mom P.S here's some gas money
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have nice day in your
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cpet okay so I'm nicknamed after a
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cartoon the Friendly Ghost at least it
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beats my real name which is too
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phenomenally lame to even
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mention my mom bought me this car for my
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16th birthday thinking I actually wanted
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one I just like the commercials on TV
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miles oh the ghosted
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what where you been Aaron at 8:30 in the
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morning are you wearing perfume can we
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St pajam juice no time
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choke I had that dream again Christmas
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in the shower what do you think it
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means I think it means you need to lose
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your virginity
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bad take it from someone who's been
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there
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I mean once you park your pink Pontiac
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all your lame anks and junk is just gone
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like your whole life changes but I don't
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want anyone but
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christas I mean she's the Center of My
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Universe man I live I breathe I exist
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for her and her
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alone dude you only went out with the
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girl two times
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hey
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r e what's with um guess not Christmas
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still ding ding ding ding ding see she
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dumpstered you like 3 weeks ago she
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didn't dump me okay she said we both
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need more
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space can we stop for jamaa
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juice I know my school could not be
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Lamer open wide is one of those hippie
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alternative joints for overprivileged
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rich kids whose parents are afraid of
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gangs cracks census massacres I.E the
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real world so we're still on for the
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teen trip to W world tomorrow right you
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flake you died think you got mine what'
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you get mango or go girl why
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L they clear path
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twer why don't you dols go back to
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blowing each other in the locker room
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why didn't you remove your skanky lesbo
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ass for my sight you J us you being sted
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pick on some Godzilla your own SI will
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you
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flash what' you say rim
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job I said what' you say rim job leave
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him alone
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Flash oh hey babe you know these random
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displays of hyper masculinity are the
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biggest turnoff
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sorry you'll have to excuse him it's a
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hormonal thing it's okay hey uh you guys
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want to
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hey Canim we I'm not to apologize for
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acting like a total
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cromag
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sorry now can we that's the best you can
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must see you
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now what was that about dude she wants
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you good morning you boy are getting
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finally see
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them so school sucks as usual
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what soul highlight of the
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morning the zombie caught on
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fire major drag of the day driving to
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90212 for lunch with
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Mom Nicole van dyk's office this is
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Bruce hello Andrew from business Affairs
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Nicole is still on Safari in Kenya but I
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will definitely have her call as soon as
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she get
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one the
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one no I can't set it up I'll tell you
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why because it's crap
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Casper honey I'm on
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overseas that's a signal to wait in the
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conference room look it'll be just 1
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minute can can I get you something to
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drink we've got juices we've got sodas
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what what do you
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want Casper it'll be just one more
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minute can I get you another Coke no
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thanks God honey I am so sorry we don't
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even have time now to go out to lunch so
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I just had Ro get us some tie delivered
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hope that's all right so has my main man
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today you look a little peon hey got to
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see my
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herbologist now what is it Bruce I'm
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trying to have a little quality time
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with my son here can now PL returning
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tell those mother hump and sons of
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[ __ ] to grab the contract so far up
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they recommending a proctologist to read
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the fine CR and yes that's what I want
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you to tell them forba them thank
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you so has school uh you know whatever
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that's nice where's the Goddamn fog
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we're starving to death in here they
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said just 15 more minutes well call them
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back tell them to hurry
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pleas
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sweetie are you sure you're all right
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mhm how are things going with that
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pretty little girlfriend of yours I
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don't have a girlfriend mom
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oh why not I mean you do like girls
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don't you not that I wouldn't love and
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accept you regardless of
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course just in
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case so how's the screenplay
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coming speaking of screenplays the whole
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afternoon at openwide is devoted to film
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classes you name it film Theory
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screenwriting nonlinear editing ever
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since the screen thing happened Studio
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alerts are always around our brains
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screenwriting is taught by this Calvin
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Klein underwear model Jared who's
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despised by every guy in the school the
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hetero ones at least I mean how are we
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supposed to compete the guy rides a
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motorcycle never gets zit and most
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importantly doesn't live with his
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parents I find it hard to hate him
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though since he wants to option my
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semi-autobiographical script in progress
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teen Oblivion though of course mom has a
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first look she saids she can set it up
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for DreamWorks no brainer
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congratulations students on another week
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of Great accomplishments we'll see you
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Monday for more fun and
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learning
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garino how's our script doing uh good
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excellent I can't wait to read
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it
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soon awesome dude you have an amazing
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weekend you
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too there's something so not right about
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that guy what he's a fraking weirdo
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that's what you're just pissed cuz he's
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not so into your Dyke Coming of Age
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story well who needs him Christine
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vashon's already offered me a three
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picture
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Shark what's up what's that smell D I'm
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heading into centry City getting the
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tattoo lasered off yeah you want to come
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in can't we're working tonight well say
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sayara sayara you got to get M remove
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too yeah luckily I never fell for that
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fat you still have a hole in your ear
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from when it was pierced yeah
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little upop y oh come on please please
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don't touch
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you know what take all this
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crap don't just stand there loaf go get
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her
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okay hey Christmas hi what's going on
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not much
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just deep six
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flash yeah it sucks
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whatever
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next so did you hear about the party
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tonight in zuma yeah brother just
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spinning have to have to close tonight
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you know but but I was I was thinking
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about you know swinging by like around
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11 or so oh perfect that's what you say
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too
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um here's
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directions cool yeah I I better head I'm
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going to be late for my Young Achievers
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couns meeting so
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um I'll see you tonight
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okay score I don't believe
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it God does exist
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we're out of here hey is Dex Chester's
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not working T that is he he's at the
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Proctologist getting the stick removed
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from his ass Hallelujah do you guys hear
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about that party in zuma tonight of
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course Chemical Brothers supposed to DJ
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every party is always all The Chemical
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Brothers get a DJ and it's always Jason
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Bentley or somebody equally
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local always I take it you're not going
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then are you get it wouldn't miss iter
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bye which one's Dez and which one's Dex
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again it
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matters okay so I'll be home kind of
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late like 2:30 or 3: that's okay sweetie
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I got to date anyway tonight but you
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know if you're going to be any later
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than that please call me okay I will you
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know I worry I will Mom okay I love you
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my pumpin get away from me I love you my
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pumpkin I really do all right
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this is perfect will you get away from
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me I'm done go
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go uh
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slug can
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you how much longer to
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closing 33 minutes
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no let's see
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it oh did it hurt like Mama that's worth
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it to be decal free no kidding tattoos
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are so over so you riding with us to
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Zuma tonight
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possibly looks like you got a customer
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it's your
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turn uh welcome to noise may I help you
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yeah do you guys have that new Sugar Ray
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CD yeah it's in uh rock pop under
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so the party I don't know I might be
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uh busy no way who's the Unlucky girl
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this girl isn't it or uh blow my horn
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slug
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Meister looks like your friend's
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back no is this one that has that song I
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just want to
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fly put your arm around me baby put your
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arms around me
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baby uh that's on their uh their last
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album
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Flor in rock pop under
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us
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so uh miles of the Mystery Date you're
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just jealous cuz you haven't had a date
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yet this Century that's cuz I'm choosy I
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don't do ugly you don't date your own
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kind hey dayon
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maybe it's ugly date
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Colin later ters give our regards to
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ugly date see
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you will this be all for tonight uh
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yeah she that's uh
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1747 okay
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hello can you give us any better
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description than that he look like a
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[ __ ] you know I mean little guy he was
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um
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short look for a dwarf packing a 45
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Magnum I mean how many can there be in
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one
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city so of course the one night I so
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need to get off work on time we get
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interrogated by the Gestapo meanwhile
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all I can think of is Christmas waiting
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for
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me I'm afraid you're going to have to
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come down to the station and file a
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report we're not that late Christmas has
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been there for nearly 2 hours by herself
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so Christmas
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oh well can't this jobi go any
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faster you got smt you know I'm as
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breath
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sensitive oh don't know D do I look okay
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Bing
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DJs here we
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go we
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oh zombie sorry man I didn't see that
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you okay sorry about
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that made it finally dude you would not
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believe what happened to us today all
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right this [ __ ] walks in right awesome
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bro hey have you guys
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met [ __ ] cat
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yeah hey hi yo what time is it it's
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uh
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unbelievable oops it it's me sorry oh my
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god did I get any on you no I'm
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just I'm I'm sorry I should have been
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watching where I was going no I'm just
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CL
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see anyway yeah name is I'm
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magenta
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really yeah
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cool well Sluggo has anyone ever told
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you that you're
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beautiful
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um no I need another
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drink want to venture with me to the
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bar sure
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here we
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go hey Casper
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um Casper this is blue
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blue
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Casper how's it
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going did you just get here mhm killer
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party
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huh I mean The Chemical Brothers
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wow can we talk a
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minute um sure
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is is it okay if
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we no
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problem I'll be right
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back
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M what are you
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doing what are you doing you know what I
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mean
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okay Casper I why are you cheating on me
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with that incredibly lame excuse of
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opposer wannabe I am not cheating on you
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Casper what are you talking about I'm
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talking about you inviting me here
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flirting with me leading me on leading
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you on cuer I can't help it if you have
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a hyperactive imagination so you're
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telling me I'm imagining all this you
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have no feelings for me at
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all of course I have feelings for you
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Casper we're friends
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well that's
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it we're friends that's all you feel for
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me
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yes you're a liar
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okay guess don't touch
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me I never want to see you again
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out hey I'm going to go what I'm
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00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:18,320
going why what happened nothing I
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just I just I'm going to go okay look
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you stay if you
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want I'll tell you later
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okay is he always like that like what
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very very tense
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miles tell me something
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good Hy call me the second you get this
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okay man I really need
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to I do not believe this
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you have to go past is going to
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be just one more
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just one
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more good night
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sexy good night
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w
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hey Sluggo are you
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there if you're screening pick up the
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phone please please pick up the phone I
383
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I really need to talk to you
384
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well you can't call me back cuz my
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stupid cell's dead
386
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but all right I guess I I'll just keep
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trying it
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back
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yeah that's pretty clever don't you boy
390
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flying on your motorcycle watching
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ground the
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you kill
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yourself kill yourself to never ever
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stop you broke another mirror you're
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turning into something new
396
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,480
enough don't leave
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me don't leave me
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try don't leave
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me don't leave me
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so you're going to go shower change and
401
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meet you in the openway parking lot
402
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in an hour and a
403
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,440
half
404
00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:22,279
cool okay I really got to go now I'll
405
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:27,240
never make it to that world right
406
00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:41,640
bye see you
407
00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:14,399
want to go get
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pancakes I don't want to say I told you
409
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,240
so but Christmas is an indisputable
410
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,600
[ __ ] now magenta on the other hand
411
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first St what the f kind of name is
412
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magenta everyone in her family's named
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00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,679
after a
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00:31:32,679 --> 00:31:36,720
color where's she from Hermosa she's a
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00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,159
junior at Ocean View Sagittarius just
416
00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:41,159
like
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00:31:41,159 --> 00:31:44,840
me plus she's the sexiest
418
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kisser second base thank you and she's a
419
00:31:50,519 --> 00:31:52,039
witch
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00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:53,760
cool I
421
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,960
know so what does you want to tell me
422
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,639
about some weirdness with your mom or
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00:31:57,639 --> 00:31:59,840
something
424
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,120
Henry what time is it trip us leaves in
425
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,919
20 minutes waitress check please I
426
00:32:06,919 --> 00:32:08,399
promis mageni meet her in the parking
427
00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:10,720
lot chill pill I've had eight cups of
428
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,960
coffee and three notos
429
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,240
waitress
430
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,480
girl and settle down look I know you're
431
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,760
really excited
432
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,720
right okay as your official faculty
433
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,480
chaperon I'm in charge of checking you
434
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,840
out
435
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,639
checking you in I mean you can check me
436
00:32:33,639 --> 00:32:36,039
out anytime
437
00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:39,240
son all right all right okay he hey
438
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,360
chill
439
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,360
pill okay now if we can just get a
440
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,360
single fire line happening right
441
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,720
here so um kids the sooner we get a
442
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,840
single F line going the sooner we'll be
443
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,840
on our way
444
00:33:01,559 --> 00:33:03,120
I told you these things never leave on
445
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,360
time see magent
446
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,279
anywhere look I'm not so sure I want to
447
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:13,960
go what you can't flake now just you're
448
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,360
going to be all with
449
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,399
ment we've been looking forward to this
450
00:33:17,399 --> 00:33:19,039
trip for
451
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:23,279
weeks you're going
452
00:33:23,399 --> 00:33:29,440
period okay I got to PE first though fre
453
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,559
oh hey see I've been trying to call you
454
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:42,279
all night man keep getting the
455
00:33:42,279 --> 00:33:44,679
subscribers out of service area please
456
00:33:44,679 --> 00:33:46,799
try back
457
00:33:46,799 --> 00:33:48,799
later battery
458
00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:53,279
dead I know not really
459
00:33:53,279 --> 00:33:56,039
huh you want to see the inside of our
460
00:33:56,039 --> 00:33:59,039
thighs
461
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,360
you are you
462
00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:11,560
doing Casper what the hell's wrong with
463
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:18,159
you man d m last night iide my house
464
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,560
I'm sorry man I don't know what to
465
00:34:49,359 --> 00:34:53,720
say I love her
466
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,960
I love
467
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,200
her get out of
468
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:11,079
here you do not even exist anymore
469
00:35:21,839 --> 00:35:25,839
man miles
470
00:35:29,079 --> 00:35:31,680
what's wrong with
471
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:40,880
him e is that what's his
472
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,359
name he's so
473
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,079
1997 I know she knows the way she was
474
00:35:55,079 --> 00:35:56,599
here last year for district soccer
475
00:35:56,599 --> 00:35:59,599
finals
476
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,119
all right everybody listen
477
00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:10,400
up now I know this is totally bogus
478
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,520
bogus I'm required by law to read these
479
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,760
team trip rules and
480
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,480
regulations hey come on hey number one
481
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:27,119
quiet number one absolutely no drugs or
482
00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:29,560
alcohol
483
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,960
loud on the bus or on the premises of
484
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,800
wild world at any time hey yeah all
485
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,720
right number two no disorderly conduct
486
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:42,560
or foul language what about
487
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,920
sex about
488
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,160
it we got to get through these okay we
489
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,040
got to get through these now if you get
490
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,720
lost go immediately to a wow World
491
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,359
courtesy station where they will contact
492
00:36:57,359 --> 00:37:01,599
me via this trusty
493
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,920
C all right now okay it's 700 p.m.
494
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,880
report the main entrance where I will be
495
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,240
meeting
496
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,760
you if you late I repeat if you late you
497
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,760
will be left
498
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,240
behind okay you got that
499
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:28,480
finally All Aboard for
500
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,359
what we're ready to
501
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:51,000
go what time is it
502
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,800
something wrong no kidding genius the
503
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,160
bus won't
504
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,640
start okay people we going to be having
505
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,040
a little technical difficulty here so uh
506
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,319
come on
507
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:36,200
excuse me I'm on the list star
508
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,240
magenta okay but uh we're having a bit
509
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:41,240
of trouble with the bus so you it don't
510
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,720
start
511
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:46,599
now oh I'm so sorry I fell asleep it's
512
00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:48,640
okay you're here now that's all that
513
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,040
matters you know my friend Casper oh
514
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,760
yeah hey you know I thought I wasn't
515
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,800
going to make it so I uh had to what no
516
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,560
way
517
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,079
hey butt
518
00:39:04,119 --> 00:39:09,040
brain it's my stupid brother blue
519
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,359
how much longer
520
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,680
you ever feel like there's this great
521
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,960
big conspiracy going
522
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,520
on like life's not just unfair but
523
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:09,280
unnecessarily relentlessly
524
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,079
cruel like if the world ended right this
525
00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:14,400
second that might not be such a bad
526
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,400
thingone
527
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,839
the GU the guy
528
00:41:11,319 --> 00:41:14,680
are you okay
529
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,880
down
530
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,680
sexy calm down everyone calm down
531
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:45,079
everybody okay return to your seat
532
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:28,160
next up on this is how the world ends
533
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,640
help
534
00:42:52,839 --> 00:42:57,240
me get off me
535
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,640
Genta is starting to freak me out a
536
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:04,359
little like she's into some really dark
537
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,839
stuff excuse me um sorry for bothering
538
00:43:16,839 --> 00:43:19,960
you but have you ever done any modeling
539
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,839
um yeah you'll have to talk to my
540
00:43:21,839 --> 00:43:24,440
booking agent about that not
541
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,440
you yeah
542
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,640
so you got to talk to your mom about it
543
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,760
give her a chance at
544
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,760
least mom
545
00:43:59,599 --> 00:44:02,920
of control
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