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Hi. Welcome back.
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I am so happy that you're joining
me as we get ready to sleep.
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Sleep...
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Sleep.
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It's always nice to have a soft, clean
blanket to put against your cheek.
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Oh, this one is so soft,
just out of the dryer,
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and it smells like lavender.
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Are you feeling
comfortable in your bed?
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Here. Why don't we
fluff a pillow for you.
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You've got some...
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You've got a little
hair in your face.
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Let me get that out of the way.
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There you go.
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There.
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That's better.
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Are you ready to go to sleep?
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- It's just like...
- I know.
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Like red and
green. It's like...
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I know. It's like Christmas.
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It's so tacky.
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You don't live there anymore.
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Yeah, but at least have
some respect for the
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fucking, like, tradition
of the building.
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I can't even imagine what
they did to the inside.
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Yeah.
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You know, I bet they're
the type of people
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that, like, buy everything
new and it all looks
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mid-century modern
and then they say
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they're these revolutionary
fucking taste makers.
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That's possible.
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I can't even bear to send
a photo to my parents.
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Then don't.
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What?
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Then don't. Say you were too busy
with reunion stuff to check it out.
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Okay.
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Mmm...
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What?
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It looks different
than the pictures.
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How so?
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It looks different
from the pictures.
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Sadder.
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Do you hate it?
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No. No.
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It's just for the
weekend, so it's...
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it's fine.
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Do you think he's home?
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It's freezing in here.
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It is so cold in here.
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What was I just saying?
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The AC is still in there.
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Why the fuck.
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- That's not working.
- Yeah. Ugh. Hm...
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He should take it out.
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I mean, I could, I can
probably do it myself.
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That's not your job. It's his.
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Whose?
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Our, like, host's.
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I don't mind.
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You know, I'm going
to do it later.
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Dave texted.
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He wants to get drinks.
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He knows this good
happy hour nearby.
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Oh, okay.
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That cool?
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Yeah. I'm just feeling
gross from the drive.
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Okay. Well, take a
shower. We've got time.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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These towels smell
fucking weird.
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Sorry.
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Hey, man, what's up?
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- Hi.
- Hey, I'm Ben.
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- Good to meet you.
- Adam.
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I thought our, um,
host's name was Lance?
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That's my room...
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Um, that was my roommate.
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He made the listing for me.
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Okay. Gotcha.
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So my girlfriend, Tessa, She's
using the shower right now.
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Okay.
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See you.
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See ya.
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Hello?
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Hey, um, I'm coming in.
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- What, why?
- Just let me in.
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So I just met Adam.
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I thought his name was Lance.
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No, that was his roommate.
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- Did he say something about me?
- No.
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But he's really fucking bizarre.
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- What happened?
- He just...
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Just like nothing.
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- You're, like, trembling.
- I'm not, like, trembling.
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I'm just like, what the fuck?
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- What did he say to you?
- Nothing.
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He was just so awkward
and unresponsive and,
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like, didn't ask me anything
or tell me anything.
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Ask you anything about what?
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I don't know. Aren't hosts
supposed to show you around?
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Show you around where?
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I don't know.
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He's not a concierge.
He's just sharing space.
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Yeah, I know, but
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don't hosts usually
want to, like, you know,
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tell you about local spots or
ask us if we got here okay?
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Well, we obviously
got here okay.
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And you're, like,
from here, so...
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I don't know.
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Maybe he's just introverted.
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He seems really introverted.
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Maybe I should ask him to
be in one of my videos.
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You do not want this guy to
be in one of your videos.
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What, why? Is he hideous?
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No. Just,
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you know when being socially
awkward becomes a physical feature?
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That's what happened
to this guy.
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Wait, wait.
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Three, two, one...
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I like when you look
at me like that.
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Like what?
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Like you're remembering
a good dream.
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Sorry, you scared me.
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Hey man.
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Hi. Morning. I'm Tessa.
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Hi.
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We got breakfast from that
place around the corner.
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It's... it's really good.
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Have you been there?
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We didn't know if
we can make coffee.
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- Yeah. Yeah, you can.
- Cool.
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Thank you.
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How long have you lived
in this apartment for?
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Um..-
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A few years.
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Since I graduated from college.
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Oh. What do you do?
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I, um, I edit videos for
this sports company here.
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Like highlight reels, promos.
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That's cool.
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I actually work in video, too.
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I mostly do sound design, but
sometimes I make YouTube videos.
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Oh, what... What
kind of videos?
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ASMR videos.
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Um, they're really cool.
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They're these videos
where you're taking
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you know, little sounds or
experiences that are relaxing.
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But then when you put them
all together, it all becomes
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amplified and it creates this
really soothing effect. Like, um...
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you know, you get chills,
but, like, relaxing ones.
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Like, if someone plays with
my hair, I get tingles.
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Does that...?
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Who watches your videos?
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Um, lots of different people.
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People with insomnia.
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Sometimes people will listen
to it for background noise.
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Yeah. I mean, it's. It sounds...
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It sounds weird, but people get really
addicted to it and very into it.
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That's actually
how Ben and I met.
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He was doing research for
an article about ASMR.
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- Yeah.
- And...
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I was wondering if I could
make one here, actually?
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It gets such beautiful
light here during the day.
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Yeah. Yeah, you can.
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Oh, thanks. I promise not
to get in the way too much.
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Okay.
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Oh, do you want to sit with
us? You should sit with us.
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Or, you know what?
We're finishing up.
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If you want to be by
yourself, that's fine.
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I need to get back to editing.
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Okay. Okay.
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Actually. Hey, man.
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Yeah, we just had
a little question.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, so we noticed that the,
uh, the AC was still in there?
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It's not a big deal.
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I think it's just a little broken
so a bunch of cold air is coming in.
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Oh, um, it actually gets
really hot in that room
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without it, because the
heat is sort of weird.
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I can't control it.
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It's a really old building, so
it's better to just keep it in.
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That's what Lance always did.
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Okay, so should we
talk to Lance or...?
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No. He's with his family right
now. His mom is, like, really sick.
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So he had to move away.
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But, like, he said
he'll be back.
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No. I don't want to, like,
bother him with anything.
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Um, okay.
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It's just, it's
very cold in there.
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And it said on the
listing that...
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Lance made that. It's
not my apartment.
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It belonged to his aunt. He just,
you know, lets me live here.
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Okay, so you're here now, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay. So I believe
you that it gets warm,
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but Tessa gets cold very easily.
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And I think we would just prefer it
if, you know, we could get the AC out.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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I need to finish up
some... some work.
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I'm on, like, a
deadline right now.
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Yes, yes. Later, whenever.
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We're going to be out for most
of the day. So, by tonight?
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Okay. Sure. Yeah.
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Okay, yeah.
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Thank you.
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I told you he was
bizarre, right?
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Why did you press?
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Because it's freezing in there.
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But that was so awkward.
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Yeah, because he's
an awkward guy.
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Sometimes you have to
push through these things
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so you don't fucking
die of hypothermia.
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Do you think he's
actually going to do it?
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Or do you think it's going to be one
of those things where, like, every
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interaction begins and ends with,
like, "Oh shit, my bad, I'm sorry."
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"I'll get to it."
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I hate that kind of thing.
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Who are you texting?
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Hm?
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Who are you texting?
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Oh, nothing. No one. It's just It's
just is this group chat for the reunion.
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They want to have a
little dinner tonight.
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Some time away from the spouses?
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The spouses?
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Yeah.
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Well, you're not my spouse.
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You know what I mean.
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Yeah, but, you know,
you're not my spouse.
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I'm aware.
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It's just, like, an expression.
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Yeah, no, no, I get it.
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Um...
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Is that cool?
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That you're not my spouse?
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No. The dinner?
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Yeah, for sure.
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I'll wander.
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Do you need help?
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Um...
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All right.
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Ready? Just...
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Fuck.
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- I'm going to get the window.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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God damn, this thing is heavy.
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Fuck!
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Ah... ah...
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Oh, my God! What happened?
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That's... that's from the AC?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, it looks deep.
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- It just stings?
- Do you have a band-aid?
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- Yeah, in the bathroom.
- Okay.
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No, I can get them.
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- Are you sure? Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
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Okay, so... I'll take this out?
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Yeah, okay.
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Um, we should...
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We should disinfect that.
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What a mess.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Is your hand okay?
262
00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:12,305
Yeah, it's fine.
263
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,436
Good. Sorry if I
kind of freaked out.
264
00:17:15,513 --> 00:17:17,682
I'm not very good with blood.
265
00:17:18,717 --> 00:17:19,717
It's okay.
266
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,551
Oh, I have to show
you something.
267
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,436
Here.
268
00:17:29,978 --> 00:17:31,221
That way...
269
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,310
Well, first I was like,
each person gets a shelf,
270
00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:36,864
but there they're
different levels, you know?
271
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,561
And that way you can
put taller stuff in too.
272
00:17:41,156 --> 00:17:42,950
Yeah. This works.
273
00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:56,506
Now it kind of just looks
like I'm an alcoholic.
274
00:17:58,721 --> 00:18:01,098
My parents are alcoholics.
275
00:18:01,741 --> 00:18:03,827
Their fridge doesn't
look like that.
276
00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:13,981
Where's, um...
277
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:18,124
Ben? He's out with some
friends from high school.
278
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,924
That's why we're here for
his high school reunion.
279
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,115
Oh, uh, where did he go?
280
00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:27,356
Central? You probably know
tons of kids from there.
281
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,835
I know a few.
282
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,752
Are Ben and I your first guests?
283
00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:42,312
How did you know?
284
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:46,048
Well, uh... the
guest book is empty.
285
00:18:46,073 --> 00:18:47,324
So...
286
00:18:48,404 --> 00:18:49,503
Oh.
287
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,749
Yeah.
288
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:58,598
It's sad about your
roommate's mom.
289
00:19:00,531 --> 00:19:01,531
Yeah.
290
00:19:02,554 --> 00:19:03,554
Yeah.
291
00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,256
Lance was, like,
292
00:19:06,915 --> 00:19:07,916
the best.
293
00:19:08,992 --> 00:19:10,493
We used to
294
00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:12,860
do everything together,
295
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:18,812
but he said that I should
do this to meet more people.
296
00:19:18,945 --> 00:19:20,781
And that way
297
00:19:21,548 --> 00:19:24,306
he said, that way if
someone sucks, you uh,
298
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,991
you don't even have
to kick them out.
299
00:19:26,093 --> 00:19:29,712
You know, they'll leave and you'll
have the whole place to yourself again.
300
00:19:30,474 --> 00:19:33,310
I thought that was pretty smart.
301
00:19:36,252 --> 00:19:38,171
I hope we don't suck.
302
00:19:39,936 --> 00:19:40,936
Well,
303
00:19:42,243 --> 00:19:43,922
I don't know yet.
304
00:19:47,768 --> 00:19:49,757
I guess that's true.
305
00:19:56,006 --> 00:19:58,163
I probably should
go to dinner soon.
306
00:20:01,505 --> 00:20:03,332
But it was nice
talking with you.
307
00:20:03,545 --> 00:20:05,171
Yeah, for sure.
308
00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:07,586
Have a good night.
309
00:20:07,636 --> 00:20:08,762
Yeah. See you.
310
00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:39,725
Fuck, we should've picked up
stuff from the corner store. Shit.
311
00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:46,731
Yeah, she got this fancy tasting menu
at some wine bar and they're, uh,
312
00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:49,736
very slow, she says.
313
00:20:50,077 --> 00:20:52,547
Who the fuck gets
pre-fee in Philly?
314
00:20:52,682 --> 00:20:54,009
Prix fixe, Lizzy.
315
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,999
"Prix fixe, Lizzy."
316
00:20:57,671 --> 00:21:00,522
- Whoa. Oh, my God.
- What?
317
00:21:00,772 --> 00:21:02,599
Oh my God.
318
00:21:02,649 --> 00:21:04,804
I told you we were staying
with a fucking psycho.
319
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,132
That's insane. At
least there's beer.
320
00:21:08,188 --> 00:21:11,601
Oh my God. I'm, like,
nervous for tomorrow.
321
00:21:12,258 --> 00:21:15,522
Do you think Tessa is gonna
make me, like, a celebrity?
322
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,655
- I mean...
- Cheers.
323
00:21:17,921 --> 00:21:19,613
She's not actually
famous or anything.
324
00:21:19,637 --> 00:21:21,310
She just, She just has,
like, a lot of followers.
325
00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:23,037
- What's the difference?
- I don't know.
326
00:21:23,087 --> 00:21:24,938
That people don't
necessarily want to be her.
327
00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:27,007
They just like her.
328
00:21:28,132 --> 00:21:30,001
Did I tell you I
saw my old house?
329
00:21:30,051 --> 00:21:31,336
On Chestnut?
330
00:21:31,386 --> 00:21:33,088
Yeah. They closed the
deal, like, days ago.
331
00:21:33,138 --> 00:21:34,965
That's why we had to
find this fucking place.
332
00:21:35,015 --> 00:21:36,397
Do you know who bought it?
333
00:21:36,437 --> 00:21:37,994
No, but they already
started painting it.
334
00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:39,272
Oh my God. They move fast.
335
00:21:39,351 --> 00:21:41,012
Yeah, it's fucking
red and green now.
336
00:21:41,062 --> 00:21:42,514
It is like Christmas.
337
00:21:42,564 --> 00:21:43,564
Lame.
338
00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:45,584
It's just not very
respectful, you know?
339
00:21:45,609 --> 00:21:48,585
I mean, my parents put so much
fucking work and money into that place
340
00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:51,465
and they should at least
fucking respect the building.
341
00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:53,066
Maybe they just
like those colors.
342
00:21:53,116 --> 00:21:54,484
Yeah, but that's the problem.
343
00:21:54,534 --> 00:21:56,220
That the people who chose those
colors are now living there.
344
00:21:56,244 --> 00:21:58,097
Okay, maybe you shouldn't
care anymore, because,
345
00:21:58,121 --> 00:22:00,041
like, you don't even live
here anymore, you know?
346
00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:02,468
Yeah. Maybe.
347
00:22:03,635 --> 00:22:05,721
You're drunker than I thought.
348
00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:08,374
I'm shwasted, baby.
349
00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:12,127
So, uh...
350
00:22:12,177 --> 00:22:14,971
what are you, like,
this total slut now?
351
00:22:15,555 --> 00:22:16,590
Excuse me?
352
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,492
I mean, I'm using slut
in, like, that, that
353
00:22:18,516 --> 00:22:20,811
empowered way. That, like,
that feminist, you know,
354
00:22:21,144 --> 00:22:22,596
"I'm a slut" kind of way.
355
00:22:22,621 --> 00:22:23,947
Why do you care?
356
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,141
I dunno. I'm just curious.
I want to be involved.
357
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,333
Oh, like join in?
358
00:22:27,358 --> 00:22:29,970
Mm. No, gross. No.
359
00:22:30,328 --> 00:22:31,328
I'm kidding.
360
00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:34,238
So what's your status?
361
00:22:34,263 --> 00:22:36,966
- Where are you on the spectrum of...
- Sluttiness?
362
00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:37,991
Yeah.
363
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,108
Pretty far leaning.
364
00:22:40,486 --> 00:22:42,613
Have you slept with
anyone from Central?
365
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:46,361
Oh, come on.
366
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,898
What? Come on.
367
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,624
Oh, God.
368
00:22:51,015 --> 00:22:52,663
You can't judge me. Okay?
369
00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:55,655
I was kind of joking... who?
370
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:57,713
Dale.
371
00:22:59,965 --> 00:23:02,292
- Dale Mullins.
- Yeah!
372
00:23:02,342 --> 00:23:05,003
The guy who always had his
fucking butt crack out?
373
00:23:05,053 --> 00:23:08,490
Stop! He got a later better
since going to Penn State.
374
00:23:08,515 --> 00:23:09,633
He's like a man now.
375
00:23:09,683 --> 00:23:11,606
I don't know. I ran
into him at this bar
376
00:23:11,631 --> 00:23:13,554
in Center City and he
started buying me drinks.
377
00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:15,430
And he was being so nice.
378
00:23:15,505 --> 00:23:18,041
He was like, "You haven't changed
at all since high school."
379
00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:19,810
"You're still so
pretty and so nice."
380
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:25,002
Oh my God. He said, "I saw
you in the fall musical..."
381
00:23:25,319 --> 00:23:27,109
- "every year."
- No fucking way.
382
00:23:27,159 --> 00:23:29,453
Yes. He was like, "I saw
you in the fall musical."
383
00:23:29,578 --> 00:23:31,773
"And I was always like,"
"I wish I'd come up
384
00:23:31,797 --> 00:23:33,991
to you after and told
you how great you were."
385
00:23:34,041 --> 00:23:36,243
What? So he's been...
he's been pining for you?
386
00:23:36,293 --> 00:23:37,353
Stop trying to make it weird.
387
00:23:37,377 --> 00:23:38,983
- Oh, he is fucking weird.
- No, he's not.
388
00:23:39,007 --> 00:23:40,455
He just remembered me fondly.
389
00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:42,582
Oh my God, you love this.
390
00:23:42,632 --> 00:23:45,246
Whatever. So many girls pined
after you in high school, Ben,
391
00:23:45,270 --> 00:23:48,138
if you weren't with Tessa, they would
be all over you at this reunion.
392
00:23:48,835 --> 00:23:49,972
Like who?
393
00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:52,987
Like Joanna Lange.
394
00:23:53,776 --> 00:23:56,528
She was in love with you.
395
00:23:58,616 --> 00:24:00,022
She was.
396
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,327
That's not much of a compliment.
397
00:24:01,485 --> 00:24:03,729
I mean, she she
literally ate crayons.
398
00:24:03,779 --> 00:24:05,522
Okay. That happened one time.
399
00:24:05,572 --> 00:24:06,979
And it wasn't a crayon,
it was an oil pastel!
400
00:24:07,003 --> 00:24:08,008
Oil pastel.
401
00:24:08,033 --> 00:24:10,304
- And it was just a nibble.
- Just a nibble. Just a little nibble.
402
00:24:10,328 --> 00:24:12,430
I mean, aren't you curious
what an oil pastel tastes like?
403
00:24:12,454 --> 00:24:14,372
Yeah. You know what,
I can't say that I am.
404
00:24:16,390 --> 00:24:17,743
- Hi!
- Hey.
405
00:24:17,793 --> 00:24:18,793
Hi.
406
00:24:18,913 --> 00:24:20,228
I'm Lizzy.
407
00:24:20,253 --> 00:24:21,788
- Hi. Tessa.
- Oh my God.
408
00:24:21,838 --> 00:24:23,331
- It's...
- Nice to meet you. Yeah.
409
00:24:23,381 --> 00:24:24,958
So good to meet you in person.
410
00:24:25,008 --> 00:24:26,147
Get in here.
411
00:24:26,373 --> 00:24:28,320
I'm really excited
about tomorrow.
412
00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:30,739
Yeah. Yeah. Thanks
for doing it.
413
00:24:30,764 --> 00:24:32,292
It won't take too
long, I promise.
414
00:24:32,317 --> 00:24:33,851
Oh, no, I'm like, here for it.
415
00:24:34,063 --> 00:24:35,064
Cool.
416
00:24:36,046 --> 00:24:37,388
- Hi.
- Hey.
417
00:24:37,438 --> 00:24:39,890
- How was dinner?
- It was so good.
418
00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:41,558
- Yeah, it was a good time.
- Yeah?
419
00:24:41,608 --> 00:24:43,143
And the party continues.
420
00:24:43,193 --> 00:24:45,298
You want to sit down
and grab a beer?
421
00:24:45,323 --> 00:24:47,460
Yeah, I'll grab a
beer that I bought.
422
00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:51,151
Oh! Oh my God.
423
00:24:51,201 --> 00:24:53,195
You saw this,
right? So insane.
424
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,598
You might want to keep
your voice down about it.
425
00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:57,372
I think he's still home.
426
00:24:57,524 --> 00:24:59,026
Oh, yeah, for sure.
427
00:25:03,505 --> 00:25:05,373
So, you guys were
in the same class?
428
00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:06,583
Oh, yeah.
429
00:25:06,633 --> 00:25:08,046
Class of...
430
00:25:08,093 --> 00:25:10,303
2! 0! 1! 3!
431
00:25:10,762 --> 00:25:15,642
Yeah, I haven't seen you
do that in five years.
432
00:25:16,394 --> 00:25:17,645
So dumb.
433
00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:25,269
So, uh, what do you do?
434
00:25:25,589 --> 00:25:30,536
Oh, I do market research at
this ad agency in Center City.
435
00:25:30,748 --> 00:25:33,701
We do, like, most of the marketing
for the medical schools in the city.
436
00:25:33,743 --> 00:25:35,020
Oh, that's cool.
437
00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:37,200
It sounds like it
keeps you really busy.
438
00:25:37,948 --> 00:25:40,392
Yeah. Isn't it weird how
people say that about jobs?
439
00:25:40,557 --> 00:25:44,894
You know what I mean? Like, isn't that the
point of some, like, shitty corporate job?
440
00:25:47,507 --> 00:25:49,668
So, I mean, do you
like working there?
441
00:25:49,718 --> 00:25:51,670
Oh, it's whatever.
442
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,297
I'm actually thinking about
applying to jobs in New York City.
443
00:25:54,347 --> 00:25:56,466
No shit. That
would be awesome.
444
00:25:56,516 --> 00:25:58,327
Yeah, I'm just, like,
so sick of Philly.
445
00:25:58,351 --> 00:25:59,954
Yeah. No, it's. I
mean, it's too small.
446
00:25:59,978 --> 00:26:02,431
So small. I see people from
high school everywhere.
447
00:26:02,481 --> 00:26:03,849
It's insane.
448
00:26:03,899 --> 00:26:06,014
I just want to be somewhere
where people are like
449
00:26:06,038 --> 00:26:09,254
"Ew, who the fuck
are you?" You know?
450
00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:11,197
Really? You do?
451
00:26:13,074 --> 00:26:16,624
Lizzy was just telling me
that she slept with this guy.
452
00:26:16,649 --> 00:26:17,905
- Dale Mullins.
- Shut up!
453
00:26:17,955 --> 00:26:20,081
Who was an absolute
weirdo in high school.
454
00:26:20,165 --> 00:26:21,333
He's not that weird.
455
00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:23,410
How did you guys even
get to that point?
456
00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:25,537
Me and Dailey boy?
457
00:26:25,587 --> 00:26:27,622
Oh, God, I don't even know.
458
00:26:27,672 --> 00:26:30,288
We were both at the same
bar, and I was wasted.
459
00:26:30,342 --> 00:26:31,751
You know how it goes.
460
00:26:31,801 --> 00:26:32,801
Yeah.
461
00:26:33,595 --> 00:26:35,463
I'll introduce you
to him tomorrow.
462
00:26:35,582 --> 00:26:36,834
Okay. Cool.
463
00:26:37,224 --> 00:26:38,642
Are you excited for it?
464
00:26:39,076 --> 00:26:40,276
The reunion?
465
00:26:42,312 --> 00:26:44,491
I think I'm curious
more than anything else.
466
00:26:44,576 --> 00:26:48,497
It feels like people from your high school
have strong opinions about each other.
467
00:26:49,448 --> 00:26:51,284
What does that mean?
468
00:26:51,937 --> 00:26:53,937
Um...
469
00:26:55,491 --> 00:26:58,103
I guess I just don't feel
as emotionally invested
470
00:26:58,198 --> 00:27:00,960
in the people that I went to
high school with as you guys do.
471
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,194
Like, last night at drinks they spent
most of the time talking about all these
472
00:27:04,218 --> 00:27:06,139
classmates they hadn't
seen in years, you know
473
00:27:06,170 --> 00:27:08,196
like, gossiping and
everything, you know?
474
00:27:08,307 --> 00:27:11,218
I mean, I hardly ever
meet up with people or,
475
00:27:11,522 --> 00:27:13,944
you know, check in on
them or go to reunions.
476
00:27:14,427 --> 00:27:16,713
I don't even think my
school has reunions.
477
00:27:16,763 --> 00:27:19,343
Tessa is very unsentimental
about her youth.
478
00:27:19,975 --> 00:27:21,643
No, it's not that.
479
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,653
You know, I look back
at things and reflect,
480
00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:27,231
and then other things feel
more forgettable. But...
481
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,400
I don't know.
482
00:27:30,151 --> 00:27:32,579
The idea of caring
about people I was more
483
00:27:32,603 --> 00:27:35,816
attached to back then feels,
I don't know... Weird.
484
00:27:35,866 --> 00:27:38,218
It makes me, like,
physically uncomfortable.
485
00:27:38,382 --> 00:27:40,320
Like the people you dated?
486
00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:42,233
Like anybody.
487
00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:43,824
Why?
488
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,952
Because you're, like,
better than them?
489
00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:48,870
No, no.
490
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,577
She probably thinks
it's immature.
491
00:27:50,632 --> 00:27:54,480
No. I just, you know,
492
00:27:55,421 --> 00:27:59,967
don't put that much weight on that
time in my life because I grew up.
493
00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:05,983
Maybe I do think it's
a little immature.
494
00:28:08,398 --> 00:28:10,350
But I am very immature
about other things, so...
495
00:28:10,495 --> 00:28:13,009
Yeah, you really are.
496
00:28:15,092 --> 00:28:16,259
No, I think
497
00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:19,521
Tessa's mainly bitter because
498
00:28:19,546 --> 00:28:22,952
she thought she was really ugly in high
school and no one paid attention to her.
499
00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:24,598
What? But you're,
like, so pretty.
500
00:28:24,622 --> 00:28:26,032
You don't have to say that.
501
00:28:26,082 --> 00:28:29,794
Oh, and she was in high school
too, but she doesn't think so.
502
00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:31,825
Oh, that's sad.
503
00:28:33,096 --> 00:28:35,639
It wasn't that I
thought I was ugly.
504
00:28:35,728 --> 00:28:39,554
People made fun of me.
Like, they were mean to me.
505
00:28:40,007 --> 00:28:41,496
Yeah, that one guy.
506
00:28:41,521 --> 00:28:43,732
A guy was mean to you?
507
00:28:44,076 --> 00:28:46,988
Yeah, this one guy in my
class would, I don't know...
508
00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:49,460
always make comments
about my appearance.
509
00:28:49,564 --> 00:28:51,163
Yeah, he was...
He was an asshole.
510
00:28:51,205 --> 00:28:52,790
What would he say?
511
00:28:54,421 --> 00:28:56,738
He just seemed to
have tunnel vision
512
00:28:56,763 --> 00:28:59,410
to the less flattering
aspects of the way I looked.
513
00:29:00,379 --> 00:29:03,671
Honestly, he probably
had a crush on you.
514
00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:06,123
I mean, that's the stereotypical
response, though, isn't it?
515
00:29:06,147 --> 00:29:07,557
Yeah, but it's true.
516
00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:10,202
I mean, I was such a bitch to
you in high school, wasn't I?
517
00:29:10,227 --> 00:29:11,350
Yes, yeah.
518
00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:13,230
- Yes. Definitely you were.
- I was ruthless.
519
00:29:13,254 --> 00:29:15,790
Do you remember when
I was on Accutane?
520
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,584
I mean, you were so mean to me.
521
00:29:17,634 --> 00:29:18,736
I used to literally go home.
522
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,405
I would punch a wall and I'd be like,
God, Lizzie was such a bitch today.
523
00:29:21,429 --> 00:29:22,740
Yeah! Because I
had a crush on you.
524
00:29:22,764 --> 00:29:24,132
- Oh my God. Come on.
- Duh!
525
00:29:24,182 --> 00:29:25,550
- Shut up!
- Obviously! I did.
526
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,385
Oh my God. You were so cute.
527
00:29:27,435 --> 00:29:30,500
I was like, even when your
face was all red and peely,
528
00:29:30,524 --> 00:29:33,391
I wanted to take it and just make
out with you. You were adorable.
529
00:29:33,441 --> 00:29:36,069
I was... I was hideous, dude.
530
00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:39,314
I saw pictures of
him from that time.
531
00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:41,589
You were still very cute.
532
00:29:45,328 --> 00:29:48,031
So what would you say to that
guy if you saw him again?
533
00:29:48,171 --> 00:29:50,499
- What guy?
- The guy who bullied you.
534
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,161
I have seen him
again. Multiple times.
535
00:29:53,211 --> 00:29:54,879
Really? What did you say?
536
00:29:55,046 --> 00:29:57,332
- Nothing. I ignored him.
- What?
537
00:29:57,382 --> 00:29:59,194
You weren't like,
"Look at me now."
538
00:29:59,219 --> 00:30:00,917
"I'm this big YouTube star..."
539
00:30:00,942 --> 00:30:03,473
"and I make a ton of
money and fuck you."
540
00:30:04,727 --> 00:30:08,355
I mean, he's, like, a
big movie producer now.
541
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,530
I don't think he gives a shit
about my videos, and, um,
542
00:30:11,771 --> 00:30:14,335
I don't make that
much money, so.
543
00:30:15,202 --> 00:30:17,829
Tessa's too enlightened
to engage with that.
544
00:30:18,611 --> 00:30:20,405
Yeah, sure.
545
00:30:20,643 --> 00:30:23,229
Because you're
very mature, Tessa.
546
00:30:23,575 --> 00:30:24,692
It's true. You are.
547
00:30:24,742 --> 00:30:26,611
You are. You're very immature.
548
00:30:26,808 --> 00:30:29,978
God, we're so immature.
549
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:32,257
Oh my God. At dinner tonight?
550
00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:35,007
I can't even talk about it.
551
00:30:35,388 --> 00:30:37,093
That was...
552
00:30:37,755 --> 00:30:39,624
No! Then you...
553
00:30:39,674 --> 00:30:42,177
You went, like, under...
554
00:30:45,402 --> 00:30:47,812
Oh my God. Phew...
555
00:31:01,373 --> 00:31:03,792
What are you doing?
556
00:31:04,483 --> 00:31:06,495
It's so hot in here.
557
00:31:51,585 --> 00:31:52,930
Morning.
558
00:31:52,972 --> 00:31:54,924
Shit. I'm sorry about that.
559
00:31:54,949 --> 00:31:56,724
That's our bad.
Seriously, we can...
560
00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:58,887
We can clean that up.
561
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,546
What are you doing?
562
00:32:06,193 --> 00:32:08,362
Tearing these apart.
563
00:32:09,108 --> 00:32:10,108
Why?
564
00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:14,882
Because that way when this shit
reaches the ocean, you know,
565
00:32:14,907 --> 00:32:18,093
like a sea turtle won't get stuck
in it and choke or whatever.
566
00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:22,518
I mean, instead, they'll, they'll,
like, eat it and and they'll
567
00:32:22,543 --> 00:32:25,319
choke on it, but, like, in a different
way where it's not our fault.
568
00:32:31,061 --> 00:32:32,302
Got it.
569
00:32:36,637 --> 00:32:40,224
Hey. We left a mess out here.
570
00:32:40,665 --> 00:32:41,998
You did.
571
00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:43,808
What?
572
00:32:44,703 --> 00:32:46,747
You did. I had one beer.
573
00:32:47,436 --> 00:32:50,577
Okay, so you contributed
one beer to the mess.
574
00:32:51,391 --> 00:32:54,396
I got you breakfast and
a coffee. An iced one.
575
00:32:54,421 --> 00:32:57,871
Even though I still think that's
legitimately crazy of you.
576
00:32:58,702 --> 00:33:00,532
I need drink some water first.
577
00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:01,708
Yeah, sure.
578
00:33:05,423 --> 00:33:07,788
How are you hungover
when I'm not?
579
00:33:08,018 --> 00:33:10,218
I'm not. I'm just thirsty.
580
00:33:11,551 --> 00:33:13,178
Hey, what's up?
581
00:33:14,085 --> 00:33:15,287
Tessa?
582
00:33:16,274 --> 00:33:17,274
Hello?
583
00:33:17,686 --> 00:33:20,271
I just woke up.
584
00:33:20,296 --> 00:33:22,778
I'm fucking thirsty. I
just need a sec, okay?
585
00:33:22,803 --> 00:33:25,272
What's the matter with you?
586
00:33:27,617 --> 00:33:29,402
It was just a
weird night. Okay?
587
00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:32,264
I just want to, like,
relax and forget about it.
588
00:33:32,379 --> 00:33:33,713
With Lizzy?
589
00:33:34,491 --> 00:33:36,411
Yeah, with your
Philly girlfriend.
590
00:33:36,436 --> 00:33:39,316
Come on... We've been
friends since we were 14.
591
00:33:39,374 --> 00:33:41,880
You know, she's close
like that with everybody.
592
00:33:41,905 --> 00:33:46,895
She was drunk, and she just broke
up with her boyfriend, so she's been
593
00:33:47,123 --> 00:33:50,334
a little weird, but
that's just her.
594
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:55,116
If a guy friend had acted like that
towards me, you would have been so angry.
595
00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:57,233
I don't think so.
596
00:33:57,384 --> 00:33:58,882
I think I would have understood.
597
00:33:58,952 --> 00:34:00,396
Understood what?
598
00:34:00,483 --> 00:34:04,257
God! What was with her going on and
on about how in love she was with you?
599
00:34:04,397 --> 00:34:05,930
Okay, Tessa, that's not fair.
600
00:34:05,955 --> 00:34:07,406
All right?
601
00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:11,144
You've slept with
her, haven't you?
602
00:34:11,326 --> 00:34:12,694
No.
603
00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:16,816
- I...
- What?
604
00:34:16,866 --> 00:34:18,428
Nothing, I...
605
00:34:18,475 --> 00:34:20,904
She gave me a hand job
once. One winter break.
606
00:34:21,014 --> 00:34:22,157
That's disgusting.
607
00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,841
Why is that disgusting?
608
00:34:23,866 --> 00:34:25,915
Because she's so
fucking desperate.
609
00:34:25,948 --> 00:34:30,046
It's like this goo oozing off her
body, this desperate, stinking goo.
610
00:34:30,071 --> 00:34:31,143
Ugh!
611
00:34:31,167 --> 00:34:34,199
"I just want to peel the skin off your
face and eat it" "you were so cute."
612
00:34:34,224 --> 00:34:35,252
God, fucking psycho.
613
00:34:35,302 --> 00:34:37,452
I have watched guys
flirt with you, okay?
614
00:34:37,502 --> 00:34:40,967
And I've just taken it because you're
an attractive girl and I like...
615
00:34:41,265 --> 00:34:43,092
No, you know what it is?
616
00:34:43,142 --> 00:34:46,149
I'm proud to be with a
girl who is as beautiful
617
00:34:46,189 --> 00:34:49,203
and magnetic as you are that so
many guys are attracted to her.
618
00:34:49,774 --> 00:34:50,972
Okay?
619
00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:54,028
What?
620
00:34:55,112 --> 00:34:58,366
My God, would you stop just
looking at me like that?
621
00:35:00,284 --> 00:35:03,444
You are so ridiculous.
622
00:35:04,872 --> 00:35:08,475
I have no words for how
stupid you sound right now.
623
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,968
Okay...
624
00:35:13,021 --> 00:35:15,693
Look, why don't you just...
625
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,213
come sit down, have
breakfast, okay?
626
00:35:19,596 --> 00:35:20,602
Come on.
627
00:35:20,627 --> 00:35:22,264
You sound like you're
talking to a dog. Fuck off.
628
00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:25,027
Oh my God! I am just trying to move
past this stupid fight we're having
629
00:35:25,051 --> 00:35:26,452
about absolutely nothing.
630
00:35:26,477 --> 00:35:28,354
I mean, what do you
want me to say? Huh?
631
00:35:28,379 --> 00:35:30,422
That Lizzie is desperate
632
00:35:30,648 --> 00:35:34,185
and pathetic, and you shouldn't
compare yourself to her at all.
633
00:35:34,235 --> 00:35:37,196
Yeah? Does that satisfy you to hear
that about a perfectly innocent girl
634
00:35:37,221 --> 00:35:40,069
who just got a little
bit too drunk last night?
635
00:35:47,091 --> 00:35:52,077
I would also add that you guys are
pathetic losers stuck in the past.
636
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:59,880
God, it is so painful for you to shove
your sad, sad nostalgia down my throat.
637
00:36:05,683 --> 00:36:07,569
What the fuck!
638
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,355
I'm going to take a shower.
639
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:16,186
I'm not cleaning this up.
640
00:36:20,921 --> 00:36:23,687
I'm not cleaning this up!
641
00:37:01,913 --> 00:37:03,238
I didn't clean it up.
642
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,199
Yeah, I heard you the
first hundred times.
643
00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:07,009
- So it's still there.
- So?
644
00:37:07,085 --> 00:37:10,435
So we're guests here, so why
don't you go and clean it up
645
00:37:10,467 --> 00:37:12,743
before Adam comes out and
is like, "What the fuck?"
646
00:37:12,829 --> 00:37:15,257
I don't give a fuck what
that guy thinks, alright?
647
00:37:16,488 --> 00:37:18,365
You're horrible.
648
00:37:20,257 --> 00:37:22,108
Listen. Okay.
649
00:37:22,237 --> 00:37:26,710
Hey, if I go clean it up, all right,
will you forget whatever bullshit
650
00:37:26,768 --> 00:37:30,241
you thought happened last night and we
can just move on with our fucking day?
651
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:32,782
Tessa, come on.
652
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:34,763
Hey.
653
00:37:34,897 --> 00:37:36,827
I mean, that sounds like
654
00:37:37,358 --> 00:37:39,944
a pretty good deal to me, right?
655
00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:45,239
Tessa, please.
656
00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:48,350
I can't keep doing this. Just...
657
00:37:50,621 --> 00:37:53,632
will you please be
nice to me again?
658
00:38:04,508 --> 00:38:05,874
Fine.
659
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,934
Okay. Okay.
660
00:38:08,996 --> 00:38:10,497
I love you.
661
00:38:13,303 --> 00:38:15,117
I'm sorry.
662
00:38:16,477 --> 00:38:18,757
I'm sorry. I love you.
663
00:38:22,379 --> 00:38:24,089
I love you too.
664
00:38:26,824 --> 00:38:28,593
Do you, um...
665
00:38:28,896 --> 00:38:32,022
Do you not want Lizzy
to do the video anymore?
666
00:38:33,176 --> 00:38:34,636
No, it's fine.
667
00:38:35,499 --> 00:38:36,951
Okay? It's not a big deal.
668
00:38:37,001 --> 00:38:38,119
But she, um.
669
00:38:38,169 --> 00:38:39,482
She asked yesterday.
670
00:38:39,507 --> 00:38:42,331
She seem pretty excited,
but it's not a big deal.
671
00:38:42,693 --> 00:38:45,085
No. She should still do it.
672
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:47,733
- You sure?
- Yeah.
673
00:38:48,491 --> 00:38:50,014
Stop asking me.
674
00:39:00,151 --> 00:39:03,863
Today I have a very
special guest with me.
675
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:06,778
This is Lizzy.
676
00:39:06,906 --> 00:39:10,639
I just met her last
night for the first time
677
00:39:11,118 --> 00:39:14,639
and she went to high
school with my boyfriend.
678
00:39:16,289 --> 00:39:19,376
And I'm also very excited
679
00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:26,088
to be using some
local products today.
680
00:39:37,457 --> 00:39:42,627
They're called "City
of Sisterly Love"
681
00:39:46,807 --> 00:39:51,600
"Serums for hair, skin"
682
00:39:52,576 --> 00:39:54,324
"and soul."
683
00:39:57,275 --> 00:39:59,877
I'm going to be using
684
00:40:02,238 --> 00:40:04,455
a few drops
685
00:40:05,674 --> 00:40:08,079
of the concentrated
686
00:40:09,093 --> 00:40:11,150
body oil,
687
00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:21,418
which smells
688
00:40:21,856 --> 00:40:25,663
absolutely amazing.
689
00:40:34,551 --> 00:40:38,041
Lizzy, you want to take a
deep breath in and out for me.
690
00:42:17,763 --> 00:42:20,057
You can relax again.
691
00:42:42,771 --> 00:42:44,773
Wasting no time.
692
00:42:44,908 --> 00:42:46,124
Yeah.
693
00:42:46,995 --> 00:42:48,995
You...
694
00:42:49,109 --> 00:42:50,777
You sure you can't come?
695
00:42:51,479 --> 00:42:53,853
No. They have this
big profile coming out
696
00:42:53,878 --> 00:42:57,205
in some magazine and they
want this before that.
697
00:43:02,151 --> 00:43:04,103
Why are you changing your shirt?
698
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,310
What?
699
00:43:06,089 --> 00:43:08,166
Why are you changing your shirt?
700
00:43:08,191 --> 00:43:09,723
I'm going to a nice dinner.
701
00:43:09,748 --> 00:43:11,375
I want to look nice.
702
00:43:11,807 --> 00:43:13,916
But the other shirt was nice.
703
00:43:15,763 --> 00:43:17,432
This one's nicer.
704
00:43:18,390 --> 00:43:21,143
You don't even wear shirts
like that when we go out.
705
00:43:21,506 --> 00:43:23,018
What...
706
00:43:23,286 --> 00:43:25,455
What are you even talking about?
707
00:43:25,861 --> 00:43:28,155
Nothing. I just...
708
00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:32,170
Just what?
709
00:43:34,815 --> 00:43:36,007
Nothing.
710
00:43:36,967 --> 00:43:39,586
It's just that your friends
already find you so intimidating.
711
00:43:39,636 --> 00:43:41,805
You don't want to show
off by looking so good.
712
00:43:45,578 --> 00:43:47,038
Suck up.
713
00:43:58,630 --> 00:44:01,468
What stops you
from acting on it?
714
00:44:02,716 --> 00:44:05,052
Acting on what?
715
00:44:06,037 --> 00:44:08,025
I mean, the relationship.
716
00:44:09,237 --> 00:44:11,644
We've talked about it
in previous sessions
717
00:44:11,762 --> 00:44:15,207
and it feels like it could be
positive for you in the long run.
718
00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:18,057
So what's stopping you?
719
00:44:22,995 --> 00:44:25,645
Loving someone like Ben feels...
720
00:44:26,225 --> 00:44:27,949
really lonely...
721
00:44:28,824 --> 00:44:33,448
because as much as I complain about
him and know things aren't working
722
00:44:33,527 --> 00:44:36,264
or they could be and I just
don't know how to get us there,
723
00:44:36,335 --> 00:44:38,734
maybe that's the same thing.
724
00:44:39,550 --> 00:44:44,588
I feel so much for him and I see so
much in him that no one else does.
725
00:44:44,701 --> 00:44:49,032
And I mean, you can't explain
what compels you to someone else.
726
00:44:49,082 --> 00:44:51,667
You just feel it
in your whole body.
727
00:44:53,332 --> 00:44:55,823
And that's why I
think it's so lonely,
728
00:44:55,848 --> 00:45:00,706
because you can love someone so much and
not be able to share that with anyone.
729
00:45:01,843 --> 00:45:04,393
Do you think Ben feels the same?
730
00:45:06,181 --> 00:45:09,143
I don't think Ben
ever feels lonely.
731
00:45:10,017 --> 00:45:12,120
I think that's the main
difference between us.
732
00:45:12,145 --> 00:45:16,113
I think that's, like, where all
this conflict comes from, right?
733
00:45:18,558 --> 00:45:20,435
Do you feel lonely often?
734
00:45:27,291 --> 00:45:28,659
Tessa?
735
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:47,681
It's hard to explain.
736
00:45:50,559 --> 00:45:54,206
Sometimes I play this game
with myself where I...
737
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,815
I pretend that a spirit's
been inhabiting my body
738
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,874
and then, you know,
I get control back
739
00:46:01,899 --> 00:46:05,031
and I come to and I really have
to quickly gauge where I am.
740
00:46:05,073 --> 00:46:08,469
And, you know, I
think, "Oh, you know,"
741
00:46:08,494 --> 00:46:10,954
"this must be my mom or, oh,"
742
00:46:11,190 --> 00:46:13,991
"I'm in a café drinking
coffee and reading a book."
743
00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:15,417
And I think,
744
00:46:15,709 --> 00:46:18,479
you know, sometimes I
play this game with Ben,
745
00:46:18,511 --> 00:46:21,323
and for a lot of the instances,
I don't know if I would... um,
746
00:46:23,091 --> 00:46:27,429
that I would recognize that I was with
him, like, that he was my partner.
747
00:46:29,389 --> 00:46:31,808
It's like I don't belong to him.
748
00:46:33,810 --> 00:46:35,687
Do you want to belong to him?
749
00:46:38,089 --> 00:46:39,358
Yes.
750
00:46:41,109 --> 00:46:42,611
Why?
751
00:46:50,206 --> 00:46:52,125
Because it means I've won.
752
00:47:16,784 --> 00:47:19,276
You can see it's kind
of like a human head.
753
00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:22,760
So sound travels in
through these ears.
754
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:24,495
And then
755
00:47:24,532 --> 00:47:27,603
it replicates what it would
sound like inside of your head.
756
00:47:27,628 --> 00:47:31,511
So it sounds really
realistic and amplified.
757
00:47:33,182 --> 00:47:35,073
Do you want to put
your headphones on?
758
00:47:35,098 --> 00:47:36,612
Yeah.
759
00:47:41,234 --> 00:47:44,469
So I'm going to start
760
00:47:44,623 --> 00:47:50,366
whispering into it and
moving my head around
761
00:47:51,054 --> 00:47:57,054
and maybe I'll even tap
on the ears a little bit.
762
00:48:01,857 --> 00:48:07,396
And don't you see how it sounds like
it's coming from inside of your head?
763
00:48:07,446 --> 00:48:09,314
Like I'm actually touching you?
764
00:48:09,364 --> 00:48:11,658
Yeah, it's...
It's really cool.
765
00:48:13,869 --> 00:48:17,998
Could... Um, could
you do it again?
766
00:48:18,511 --> 00:48:20,346
Yeah.
767
00:48:52,302 --> 00:48:54,305
Sorry. Do you need the
kitchen or something?
768
00:48:54,330 --> 00:48:56,707
- No, I'm going out.
- Oh, OK.
769
00:48:58,421 --> 00:49:01,622
I'm a part of an
ultimate Frisbee group,
770
00:49:01,691 --> 00:49:05,232
so I'm going to go meet
them at Fairmount Park.
771
00:49:05,904 --> 00:49:07,046
Cool.
772
00:49:07,632 --> 00:49:10,052
Yeah. Lance?
773
00:49:10,537 --> 00:49:13,157
He was a part of it and
told me I should join.
774
00:49:13,387 --> 00:49:17,057
It's actually really fun and
the people are really nice.
775
00:49:17,943 --> 00:49:19,058
That's great.
776
00:49:19,545 --> 00:49:22,005
- I hope you have fun.
- See you later.
777
00:49:22,035 --> 00:49:23,412
Bye.
778
00:49:32,982 --> 00:49:35,091
Hello?
779
00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:37,301
Hi.
780
00:49:37,380 --> 00:49:39,427
Hi. It's us.
781
00:49:41,872 --> 00:49:44,743
Alright, princess.
Pretty, pretty princess.
782
00:49:44,793 --> 00:49:46,662
Inside you go.
783
00:49:46,726 --> 00:49:49,979
Hi! Oh, you look cozy.
784
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:56,443
So your man's got a little drunk
tonight, and I had to drive him home.
785
00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:58,817
Where were you guys?
786
00:50:00,412 --> 00:50:03,198
Well, they were at a bar, and I went
home to walk my dog after dinner.
787
00:50:03,311 --> 00:50:05,591
And next thing I know, all
the guys are calling me
788
00:50:05,679 --> 00:50:08,524
to pick them up like I'm
their fucking chauffeur.
789
00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:11,509
I'm sorry.
790
00:50:11,966 --> 00:50:13,530
It's whatever.
791
00:50:14,377 --> 00:50:16,454
I'll see you at the
reunion tomorrow, yeah?
792
00:50:16,575 --> 00:50:18,159
- Yeah.
- Okay.
793
00:50:19,390 --> 00:50:22,372
- Bye Benjamin.
- Bye Lizzy.
794
00:50:22,661 --> 00:50:23,862
Love you.
795
00:50:23,911 --> 00:50:25,062
I love you.
796
00:50:26,794 --> 00:50:28,087
Bye.
797
00:50:34,328 --> 00:50:36,614
- Hi.
- Mmm.
798
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,419
Oh my God. You're wasted.
799
00:50:38,616 --> 00:50:41,131
Mm. What are you doing?
800
00:50:41,891 --> 00:50:45,349
You know, just reading
and having a little vino.
801
00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:46,972
A little vino.
802
00:50:47,022 --> 00:50:48,482
Yeah.
803
00:50:53,301 --> 00:50:55,511
That feels good.
804
00:50:55,860 --> 00:50:57,487
I know.
805
00:51:01,529 --> 00:51:03,810
I'm really sorry about today.
806
00:51:06,724 --> 00:51:08,083
I know.
807
00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:12,435
I can't believe I threw
an iced coffee at you.
808
00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:13,906
Like, what the fuck.
809
00:51:13,931 --> 00:51:16,958
- The iced part.
- Yeah. That's what really got you.
810
00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:19,494
Yeah, that was fucked up.
811
00:51:26,677 --> 00:51:28,772
I'm a shit boyfriend.
812
00:51:29,521 --> 00:51:31,503
I'm a really shitty boyfriend.
813
00:51:31,733 --> 00:51:33,193
Don't say that.
814
00:51:34,310 --> 00:51:36,313
Your thighs are so soft...
815
00:51:36,363 --> 00:51:38,490
I love you so much.
816
00:51:41,435 --> 00:51:43,646
I love you too.
817
00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:55,144
Fuck, Lizzy. Yeah?
818
00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:56,835
Hm? Yeah, sure.
819
00:51:57,213 --> 00:51:59,332
Did she say anything
about me tonight?
820
00:51:59,469 --> 00:52:01,054
What would she have said?
821
00:52:01,721 --> 00:52:03,465
Just about how the video went.
822
00:52:03,515 --> 00:52:05,732
No, no, it didn't come up.
823
00:52:05,904 --> 00:52:07,184
Okay.
824
00:52:10,987 --> 00:52:13,216
Lizzy's a good person, Tessa.
825
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,268
You just don't know her.
826
00:52:15,293 --> 00:52:16,754
But she's a good person.
827
00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:21,900
We're all good people.
828
00:52:22,738 --> 00:52:24,025
Sure.
829
00:52:29,943 --> 00:52:31,250
Okay.
830
00:52:31,490 --> 00:52:33,411
Go to sleep. Okay?
831
00:52:36,214 --> 00:52:39,259
But not on me. Come on.
832
00:52:39,318 --> 00:52:41,011
Where are you going?
833
00:52:42,428 --> 00:52:45,264
I'm just going to sit on the couch
and hang out for a little bit.
834
00:52:46,933 --> 00:52:47,933
Why?
835
00:52:48,032 --> 00:52:49,919
It's just kind of
stuffy in here.
836
00:52:50,061 --> 00:52:51,529
Go to sleep.
837
00:53:20,508 --> 00:53:22,302
Hey, how was it?
838
00:53:22,545 --> 00:53:23,927
Um...
839
00:53:24,214 --> 00:53:28,385
Really fun. I'm really sweaty.
840
00:54:25,393 --> 00:54:27,568
Hey, man.
841
00:54:27,914 --> 00:54:30,750
Just wanted to check in.
842
00:54:31,097 --> 00:54:33,766
I... I hope your
mom's doing okay.
843
00:54:34,449 --> 00:54:39,662
I wanted to tell you that the
first guests are here, and...
844
00:54:40,566 --> 00:54:42,643
they're, they're kind of weird.
845
00:54:42,757 --> 00:54:46,630
Um, but, yeah, you can
call me back later.
846
00:54:46,794 --> 00:54:48,296
I'll call you or...
847
00:54:48,346 --> 00:54:50,298
Yeah, I'll talk to you later.
848
00:54:50,348 --> 00:54:51,583
See ya.
849
00:55:14,925 --> 00:55:16,425
Hey, um...
850
00:55:16,755 --> 00:55:17,916
Tessa?
851
00:55:18,756 --> 00:55:19,756
Yeah?
852
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:23,001
Um...
853
00:55:31,149 --> 00:55:32,665
So...
854
00:55:33,962 --> 00:55:35,543
It was, um,
855
00:55:36,436 --> 00:55:38,772
really nice
856
00:55:39,110 --> 00:55:44,945
when you were doing that like,
that thing with the microphone.
857
00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:46,720
And I was
858
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,055
wondering if we could
859
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,874
um, like, do that again?
860
00:55:56,077 --> 00:55:58,732
I could pay you or something.
861
00:56:01,044 --> 00:56:02,872
I know that it's, um,
862
00:56:03,229 --> 00:56:08,084
I know that it's really weird,
but like, um, I don't know.
863
00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:12,396
It was, um, it was really nice.
864
00:56:12,437 --> 00:56:16,098
And I...
865
00:56:17,977 --> 00:56:20,772
it helped me, like, calm down.
866
00:56:24,839 --> 00:56:26,642
Um... okay.
867
00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:31,029
This is awkward. This
is, like, really weird.
868
00:56:32,131 --> 00:56:34,131
Um...
869
00:56:36,037 --> 00:56:37,037
It's, um..
870
00:56:37,138 --> 00:56:38,790
It's just that...
871
00:56:42,043 --> 00:56:43,628
I haven't, like,
872
00:56:43,962 --> 00:56:47,686
had someone around
873
00:56:47,799 --> 00:56:51,423
who would treat me like that for
874
00:56:52,512 --> 00:56:57,833
a while, and it's been
something I've missed. And...
875
00:57:00,162 --> 00:57:03,036
I don't know, like, especially,
like, since Lance left,
876
00:57:03,127 --> 00:57:06,360
I've felt, like, like, really
877
00:57:07,402 --> 00:57:10,321
lonely, I guess.
878
00:57:13,074 --> 00:57:15,368
Oh, I'm sorry.
879
00:57:15,621 --> 00:57:18,185
You don't have to be. Just...
880
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,607
It was... It was just nice.
881
00:57:28,582 --> 00:57:31,660
I wonder, I, um.
882
00:57:32,218 --> 00:57:36,723
Have you ever had a girlfriend
or a partner before?
883
00:57:37,682 --> 00:57:39,851
Yeah. I did.
884
00:57:40,435 --> 00:57:42,927
In college for a little while.
885
00:57:44,305 --> 00:57:46,056
What happened?
886
00:57:50,379 --> 00:57:52,451
She just, um...
887
00:57:54,157 --> 00:57:57,372
She just, like, didn't like me
888
00:57:57,991 --> 00:58:00,154
that much after a while.
889
00:58:00,812 --> 00:58:03,514
She said I never left her alone.
890
00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:06,865
She got um, just like,
tired of me or...
891
00:58:06,997 --> 00:58:09,040
something like that.
892
00:58:12,271 --> 00:58:16,721
I'm not really good
at talking to women.
893
00:58:18,181 --> 00:58:22,030
That's why it was really
cool living with Lance
894
00:58:22,069 --> 00:58:24,830
because he was like, really, like,
smooth with the ladies, you know?
895
00:58:24,855 --> 00:58:27,035
And he would, like,
give me tips and,
896
00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:29,978
like, sometimes when I was
talking to a girl online and like,
897
00:58:30,003 --> 00:58:31,527
didn't know what to say.
898
00:58:31,552 --> 00:58:34,372
He would like, type
everything out for me.
899
00:58:35,056 --> 00:58:37,380
He sounds like a
really good roommate.
900
00:58:37,742 --> 00:58:40,465
I mean, he's like
my best friend.
901
00:58:40,807 --> 00:58:43,643
He's like the best friend.
He's like the coolest guy ever.
902
00:58:44,998 --> 00:58:47,751
I wish you could meet him.
903
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:52,590
He's that kind of person, you know,
the kind of person that you want
904
00:58:52,950 --> 00:58:55,661
every other person
to get to know.
905
00:58:58,255 --> 00:58:59,604
I love that.
906
00:59:01,352 --> 00:59:02,437
What?
907
00:59:03,142 --> 00:59:05,311
What you just said.
908
00:59:06,938 --> 00:59:11,888
Sometimes I feel like I don't
know a lot of really good people.
909
00:59:14,427 --> 00:59:16,482
They're hard to find.
910
00:59:18,199 --> 00:59:20,576
I know I'm not one of them.
911
00:59:23,579 --> 00:59:25,146
I uh...
912
00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:28,271
I try to be, but...
913
00:59:30,211 --> 00:59:31,792
I don't know.
914
00:59:32,912 --> 00:59:35,831
Why don't you think
you're one of them?
915
00:59:38,177 --> 00:59:42,677
Well... people, like...
916
00:59:46,227 --> 00:59:49,935
I don't have a lot of friends
917
00:59:51,357 --> 00:59:54,552
and people don't seem, like,
918
00:59:56,067 --> 00:59:58,084
happy to see me.
919
01:00:02,646 --> 01:00:06,857
People are always
happy to see Lance.
920
01:00:22,794 --> 01:00:24,139
Here.
921
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:28,216
What?
922
01:00:30,698 --> 01:00:33,427
Just close your eyes.
923
01:02:05,759 --> 01:02:07,711
What are you guys doing?
924
01:02:07,904 --> 01:02:11,139
Oh, um, you know,
925
01:02:11,164 --> 01:02:15,005
Adam was just curious
about the ASMR stuff,
926
01:02:15,189 --> 01:02:18,474
so I just thought I'd show
him what it felt like.
927
01:02:21,684 --> 01:02:22,947
Well,
928
01:02:23,670 --> 01:02:26,599
Adam, it definitely looked like
you were enjoying yourself.
929
01:02:30,277 --> 01:02:32,505
Don't let me interrupt you guys.
930
01:02:40,529 --> 01:02:43,565
No, seriously,
can we keep going?
931
01:02:43,590 --> 01:02:44,780
Ben...
932
01:02:45,176 --> 01:02:47,045
No. Tessa. I'm serious.
933
01:02:47,158 --> 01:02:49,035
Just don't stop.
934
01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:54,333
I mean you can't stop when
he's that close, right?
935
01:02:57,888 --> 01:02:59,127
My God...
936
01:03:00,545 --> 01:03:02,756
you guys are...
937
01:03:32,857 --> 01:03:35,201
You're not even going
to say anything?
938
01:03:38,376 --> 01:03:40,306
I don't know what to say,
939
01:03:40,330 --> 01:03:43,673
because whatever I say is
going to make you angry.
940
01:03:44,378 --> 01:03:46,835
Well, I'm allowed
to be angry, right?
941
01:03:50,192 --> 01:03:52,189
What the fuck were you doing?
942
01:03:53,641 --> 01:03:55,560
What I always do.
943
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:57,582
What do you always do?
944
01:03:58,726 --> 01:04:00,060
ASMR.
945
01:04:00,858 --> 01:04:04,729
Tessa. Can you stop treating
me like I'm a fucking idiot?
946
01:04:04,944 --> 01:04:06,203
It's really exhausting.
947
01:04:06,228 --> 01:04:08,355
- But that's what I was doing.
- Why?
948
01:04:08,562 --> 01:04:10,347
I don't know. Because I was...
949
01:04:10,491 --> 01:04:13,911
I was bored and a little
drunk and I don't know.
950
01:04:17,710 --> 01:04:21,545
I cannot believe you getting
so pissed at whatever bullshit
951
01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:23,076
you thought went down with Lizzy
952
01:04:23,132 --> 01:04:26,096
when you have been pampering this
complete, like, fucking stranger
953
01:04:26,169 --> 01:04:29,068
who's been staring at us with
his fucking bug eyes all weekend.
954
01:04:29,093 --> 01:04:31,474
You're acting like he was,
like, a rapist or something.
955
01:04:31,499 --> 01:04:34,466
I offered. He didn't force
me into anything. I offered.
956
01:04:34,516 --> 01:04:36,050
Women do that!
They, like, offer.
957
01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:39,763
They think quiet weird guys
are sympathetic and it is
958
01:04:39,854 --> 01:04:42,023
very fucking annoying.
Why do you do that?
959
01:04:42,273 --> 01:04:44,016
I was just trying
to be nice to him.
960
01:04:44,066 --> 01:04:47,186
We were just talking about how
lonely he was and it was just like...
961
01:04:47,236 --> 01:04:48,755
It wasn't even like
he was an adult man.
962
01:04:48,779 --> 01:04:51,407
It was just like he was this boy and he
wants someone to talk to him like that.
963
01:04:51,431 --> 01:04:53,609
That's great! I'm so
happy that you've bonded.
964
01:04:53,659 --> 01:04:55,869
Is this why you've been
hanging back, staying in?
965
01:04:55,894 --> 01:04:56,937
No.
966
01:04:57,741 --> 01:04:59,513
It's because I... I don't...
967
01:04:59,538 --> 01:05:01,033
I don't know how to be here.
968
01:05:01,083 --> 01:05:03,619
I don't know what to do, how to
act around your friends here.
969
01:05:03,669 --> 01:05:05,777
Oh! Okay! So it's that you're
not the center of attention,
970
01:05:05,801 --> 01:05:08,567
so you have to rope some fucking
weirdo into making you feel important.
971
01:05:08,591 --> 01:05:09,755
That's it?
972
01:05:10,758 --> 01:05:13,560
You think I'm that hungry for
attention? That I'm that desperate?
973
01:05:13,596 --> 01:05:15,521
No! But you definitely like it!
974
01:05:15,765 --> 01:05:17,758
You definitely aren't
telling him to stop
975
01:05:17,790 --> 01:05:20,665
even when it's about to
cross a thin fucking line.
976
01:05:21,228 --> 01:05:23,785
You'd rather he keep going
till the last possible second
977
01:05:23,855 --> 01:05:26,037
and then you can act
terrified by the fact
978
01:05:26,076 --> 01:05:28,755
that he wants you as if you didn't
know the whole fucking time, Tessa!
979
01:05:28,779 --> 01:05:30,980
Of course I know!
980
01:05:31,037 --> 01:05:33,531
But that doesn't mean
this is all so conniving.
981
01:05:33,574 --> 01:05:35,901
I can't help how he feels
about me, so I'm just...
982
01:05:35,951 --> 01:05:38,180
I'm just trying to be nice to
him. I'm not trying to fuck him.
983
01:05:38,204 --> 01:05:39,580
Does he know that?
984
01:05:39,669 --> 01:05:40,865
Does he know that?
985
01:05:40,915 --> 01:05:42,309
I don't think he
fucking knows that.
986
01:05:42,333 --> 01:05:43,896
And I think you want
to keep it that way
987
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:46,373
because I don't think you actually
give a shit about this guy.
988
01:05:46,615 --> 01:05:48,512
You reward him because
he gives you attention.
989
01:05:48,547 --> 01:05:51,167
You comfort him because
he gives you attention.
990
01:05:51,217 --> 01:05:53,286
That's why you hate Lizzy.
991
01:05:53,482 --> 01:05:54,920
That's why you hate Lizzy.
992
01:05:54,970 --> 01:05:57,789
But you'll... you'll cuddle up next
to this absolute fucking pervert.
993
01:05:57,814 --> 01:05:59,036
Is that right?
994
01:05:59,809 --> 01:06:02,177
You always have to make
everything so disgusting.
995
01:06:02,202 --> 01:06:04,413
No. No, Tessa.
996
01:06:05,666 --> 01:06:06,792
Oh, come on.
997
01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:08,773
That's you.
998
01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:11,887
Because you're the one out there
touching that guy making him
999
01:06:11,912 --> 01:06:15,221
think he actually had a
fucking chance with you, right?
1000
01:06:19,580 --> 01:06:22,500
Well, maybe I wanted
him to think that.
1001
01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:27,302
Maybe that's the only way you
keep a guy being nice to you.
1002
01:06:29,403 --> 01:06:31,813
Maybe I wanted to reward someone
1003
01:06:31,970 --> 01:06:35,880
for being generous to me and
let me be generous to them.
1004
01:06:36,394 --> 01:06:39,652
Maybe I want to feel like
there was something else
1005
01:06:39,785 --> 01:06:43,744
besides this miserable,
miserable cycle we're in
1006
01:06:43,769 --> 01:06:45,575
of not knowing how
to treat each other,
1007
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,374
how to talk to each other, how to
actually be nice to each other.
1008
01:06:48,399 --> 01:06:51,558
Always being so cool and nonchalant
and judgmental and shit talking!
1009
01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:54,154
Hey, don't act like you don't like
my fucking shit talking, okay?
1010
01:06:54,196 --> 01:06:56,148
Don't act like I'm some
horrible fucking man!
1011
01:06:56,198 --> 01:06:57,911
But sometimes you act
like a horrible man!
1012
01:06:57,958 --> 01:07:01,291
Yeah! But sometimes you are
a horrible fucking woman.
1013
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,273
OK? Because what you
were doing out there
1014
01:07:05,297 --> 01:07:08,691
that was so nice and
charitable to Adam,
1015
01:07:09,754 --> 01:07:12,498
you know that that
fucking hurt me, right?
1016
01:07:13,043 --> 01:07:14,982
You know that hurt me.
1017
01:07:15,384 --> 01:07:19,659
All this is is actually
really fucking hurting me.
1018
01:07:23,559 --> 01:07:25,140
I'm sorry.
1019
01:07:26,574 --> 01:07:28,610
I don't know how I
got to where I was.
1020
01:07:28,731 --> 01:07:31,358
Suddenly I was
there. It felt good.
1021
01:07:31,567 --> 01:07:33,623
So I kept going.
1022
01:07:35,946 --> 01:07:37,777
What felt good?
1023
01:07:39,079 --> 01:07:40,697
- What felt good?
- I don't know.
1024
01:07:40,770 --> 01:07:42,125
What felt good? Hurting me?
1025
01:07:42,205 --> 01:07:43,905
No, of course not.
1026
01:07:45,231 --> 01:07:46,979
The attention.
1027
01:07:48,363 --> 01:07:49,785
- The attention?
- Okay.
1028
01:07:49,835 --> 01:07:52,246
Yes, maybe. I don't know.
Just stop asking me.
1029
01:07:52,296 --> 01:07:54,215
Yes, yes, yes!
1030
01:07:58,391 --> 01:08:01,159
And I don't really
know what to do here.
1031
01:08:01,222 --> 01:08:02,441
This is...
1032
01:08:04,279 --> 01:08:06,956
really fucking strange
Tessa, you're...
1033
01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:10,648
You're weirding me out. I, ugh,
1034
01:08:12,253 --> 01:08:14,852
I really don't know
how to deal with this.
1035
01:08:15,611 --> 01:08:17,988
I don't really know
how to deal with you.
1036
01:08:19,026 --> 01:08:22,660
Okay... what do
you want me to say?
1037
01:08:24,578 --> 01:08:26,683
That I feel bad for him?
1038
01:08:26,914 --> 01:08:30,800
That I fucking pity him
because he's sad and strange
1039
01:08:30,825 --> 01:08:34,100
and he seems to only have one
friend who he's fully obsessed with,
1040
01:08:34,131 --> 01:08:36,097
who might be imaginary?
1041
01:08:40,574 --> 01:08:41,803
Okay.
1042
01:08:42,839 --> 01:08:44,013
What?
1043
01:08:45,004 --> 01:08:46,672
I also thought that.
1044
01:08:51,856 --> 01:08:53,675
I fully think so.
1045
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,956
You're such a fucking freak.
1046
01:09:00,627 --> 01:09:02,620
Yeah, sort of.
1047
01:09:05,305 --> 01:09:07,808
What were you guys
even talking about?
1048
01:09:08,559 --> 01:09:10,963
He was just going on and on
about how amazing Lance is.
1049
01:09:10,988 --> 01:09:12,484
No one's named Lance.
1050
01:09:12,509 --> 01:09:13,927
Yeah, I know.
1051
01:09:15,933 --> 01:09:17,456
Then what?
1052
01:09:19,347 --> 01:09:21,225
And then
1053
01:09:23,804 --> 01:09:26,742
I saw him in his
baggy gym shorts...
1054
01:09:27,087 --> 01:09:28,663
Oh my God.
1055
01:09:28,688 --> 01:09:30,807
And I just knew I
had to touch him.
1056
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,501
Shut the fuck up.
1057
01:09:32,799 --> 01:09:34,113
And then
1058
01:09:34,502 --> 01:09:37,792
when he came back from
ultimate frisbee, so sweaty,
1059
01:09:37,867 --> 01:09:39,946
I just couldn't resist him.
1060
01:09:40,135 --> 01:09:41,804
I swear to God.
1061
01:09:44,033 --> 01:09:45,492
And then...
1062
01:09:46,517 --> 01:09:48,268
I saw him
1063
01:09:48,996 --> 01:09:50,542
in his little sweatpants
1064
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,033
and it just made me so wet.
1065
01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:54,605
Oh, yeah.
1066
01:09:55,113 --> 01:10:00,858
Oh, I don't know if I
can do this with you
1067
01:10:00,953 --> 01:10:03,288
after having Adam.
1068
01:10:05,042 --> 01:10:08,223
No! It just won't be the same!
1069
01:10:24,427 --> 01:10:30,427
Oh... oh...
1070
01:11:10,952 --> 01:11:13,675
Hey, man, Hi.
1071
01:11:15,276 --> 01:11:17,020
I'm sorry about last night.
1072
01:11:17,126 --> 01:11:18,560
It was, uh,
1073
01:11:18,752 --> 01:11:20,329
it was not cool of me.
1074
01:11:20,379 --> 01:11:21,739
I just...
1075
01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:24,072
I just walked into
the weird moment.
1076
01:11:24,216 --> 01:11:29,995
I understand that, but I was being
overprotective of Tessa, and...
1077
01:11:30,598 --> 01:11:32,689
that's not me.
1078
01:11:34,366 --> 01:11:35,784
Sure.
1079
01:11:37,021 --> 01:11:42,526
Tessa is a really nice person, and I
think she likes to make people feel good.
1080
01:11:43,685 --> 01:11:47,013
Sometimes she struggles with
the limitations of that.
1081
01:11:47,806 --> 01:11:50,074
So sorry if she
made you feel weird.
1082
01:11:58,244 --> 01:12:00,242
Yeah, I, uh...
1083
01:12:02,596 --> 01:12:06,099
I guess I felt a little weird.
1084
01:12:06,633 --> 01:12:10,387
Yeah. You know, she's touchy.
1085
01:12:13,189 --> 01:12:14,561
Okay.
1086
01:13:35,097 --> 01:13:37,266
- Hey.
- Hey.
1087
01:13:37,690 --> 01:13:39,809
What are you up to tonight?
1088
01:13:39,929 --> 01:13:43,349
I'm meeting someone for dinner.
1089
01:13:43,814 --> 01:13:45,078
For a date.
1090
01:13:46,657 --> 01:13:48,784
I'm going to use the bathroom.
1091
01:14:17,649 --> 01:14:20,902
Wow. You're really
good at this.
1092
01:14:21,496 --> 01:14:22,530
Thanks.
1093
01:14:22,690 --> 01:14:23,817
I know.
1094
01:14:26,473 --> 01:14:27,883
Did you have fun?
1095
01:14:28,024 --> 01:14:30,068
Yeah, I had so much fun.
1096
01:14:30,569 --> 01:14:34,883
The dancing was so fun and
the open bar was so fun.
1097
01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:37,068
- Actually?
- Yeah, yeah.
1098
01:14:37,118 --> 01:14:40,996
It's like the high school
experience I never had.
1099
01:14:41,879 --> 01:14:43,391
You looked really good.
1100
01:14:43,454 --> 01:14:45,706
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1101
01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:52,116
Come on.
1102
01:14:54,801 --> 01:14:59,329
- Oh, they're home.
- Oh.
1103
01:15:00,231 --> 01:15:02,370
They sound really annoying.
1104
01:15:03,597 --> 01:15:05,126
Yeah.
1105
01:15:24,429 --> 01:15:26,190
Oh, wow. Hi.
1106
01:15:26,325 --> 01:15:28,122
Hi.
1107
01:15:49,131 --> 01:15:51,667
You can be as loud as you want.
1108
01:15:51,692 --> 01:15:53,996
Okay.
1109
01:15:55,590 --> 01:15:57,757
Go louder. I like
it when you're loud.
1110
01:15:57,782 --> 01:16:01,450
- Oh, oh, oh.
- I want to fuck you so bad.
1111
01:16:01,535 --> 01:16:03,195
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1112
01:16:03,270 --> 01:16:05,681
- You're so pretty.
- You don't have to say that.
1113
01:16:05,706 --> 01:16:09,027
- I think you're really pretty.
- You're really nice.
1114
01:16:15,340 --> 01:16:17,407
Put your hands in my hair.
1115
01:16:17,438 --> 01:16:18,895
Okay.
1116
01:16:29,875 --> 01:16:31,456
What the fuck?
1117
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,986
No, seriously.
1118
01:16:36,168 --> 01:16:37,980
What? What the fuck?
1119
01:16:38,279 --> 01:16:40,151
What is going on?
1120
01:16:41,298 --> 01:16:43,508
Adam's full on fucking, dude.
1121
01:16:44,699 --> 01:16:46,738
Oh my God, that is
so fucking gross.
1122
01:16:46,788 --> 01:16:48,463
He said he had a date tonight.
1123
01:16:48,488 --> 01:16:50,989
Oh, well...
1124
01:16:52,257 --> 01:16:55,051
The walls are thinner
than I thought.
1125
01:17:01,777 --> 01:17:04,521
I'm going to use the bathroom.
1126
01:17:04,681 --> 01:17:06,043
Okay.
1127
01:17:21,093 --> 01:17:23,457
- You like that, huh?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1128
01:17:23,617 --> 01:17:25,902
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah. I really do.
1129
01:17:29,664 --> 01:17:31,535
Okay. Maybe that was too hard.
1130
01:17:31,769 --> 01:17:33,426
Oh, sorry.
1131
01:17:35,176 --> 01:17:36,681
You like that, huh?
1132
01:17:36,838 --> 01:17:38,110
- Yeah.
- Louder!
1133
01:17:38,213 --> 01:17:39,590
Yes!
1134
01:18:04,707 --> 01:18:08,210
My butt hurts,
like, pretty badly.
1135
01:18:11,454 --> 01:18:12,621
Sorry.
1136
01:18:14,707 --> 01:18:16,137
Shit.
1137
01:18:16,335 --> 01:18:17,962
I'm sorry.
1138
01:18:26,972 --> 01:18:28,803
What the fuck?
1139
01:18:29,419 --> 01:18:30,921
What the fuck.
1140
01:18:33,061 --> 01:18:34,513
Who was that girl?
1141
01:18:34,563 --> 01:18:36,231
I have no idea.
1142
01:18:39,067 --> 01:18:40,560
You still want to have sex?
1143
01:18:40,610 --> 01:18:42,020
- No.
- I'm joking.
1144
01:18:42,070 --> 01:18:45,323
- I feel fucking traumatized.
- Yeah. Same.
1145
01:18:45,702 --> 01:18:47,328
Jesus Christ.
1146
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:52,664
And I just wonder what that
girl looks like, you know?
1147
01:18:52,738 --> 01:18:54,116
Why do you care?
1148
01:18:54,166 --> 01:18:57,294
I just feel like I can so
clearly imagine his type.
1149
01:18:58,518 --> 01:19:00,437
- What's his type?
- Like...
1150
01:19:00,645 --> 01:19:04,395
Small, cute, Asian,
purple hair or something.
1151
01:19:05,465 --> 01:19:07,254
Small, cute, Asian?
1152
01:19:07,304 --> 01:19:09,806
Yeah, that's clearly his type.
1153
01:19:11,351 --> 01:19:13,479
Well, what's your type, Ben?
1154
01:19:13,777 --> 01:19:16,045
Come on. You know
it's different.
1155
01:19:16,104 --> 01:19:19,483
He looks like he has a fetish.
1156
01:19:20,879 --> 01:19:22,934
Maybe people think
that about you.
1157
01:19:22,972 --> 01:19:28,098
Tessa, there are other things I like about
you apart from you being Asian. Obviously.
1158
01:19:30,090 --> 01:19:32,026
Yeah. Obviously.
1159
01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:35,441
You don't even look that Asian.
1160
01:19:35,871 --> 01:19:37,177
Okay.
1161
01:19:37,202 --> 01:19:38,202
Yeah.
1162
01:19:38,780 --> 01:19:39,989
Sure.
1163
01:21:30,819 --> 01:21:32,613
Hey.
1164
01:21:56,404 --> 01:21:59,957
- Did you see the girl?
- No. Here.
1165
01:22:01,146 --> 01:22:02,314
Thanks.
1166
01:22:04,645 --> 01:22:06,645
Let's go soon.
1167
01:22:07,348 --> 01:22:08,630
Yeah.
1168
01:22:08,655 --> 01:22:11,024
I mean, before we have
to see Adam again.
1169
01:22:11,049 --> 01:22:12,863
Yes, yeah. Definitely.
1170
01:22:15,027 --> 01:22:17,563
If you want to finish
packing, I'll go get the car.
1171
01:22:17,588 --> 01:22:18,787
Okay. Yeah.
1172
01:22:19,070 --> 01:22:21,473
Hey, will you close the
window? It's cold in here.
1173
01:22:21,536 --> 01:22:23,949
It doesn't matter. We'll
be gone soon anyways.
1174
01:22:29,586 --> 01:22:31,338
- Ben.
- Hm?
1175
01:22:31,515 --> 01:22:33,509
What are you smiling about?
1176
01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:36,777
Lizzy just sent me a bunch of
funny pictures from last night.
1177
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:38,988
- You want to see?
- No. Later.
1178
01:22:39,063 --> 01:22:41,723
Can you get the car, please?
1179
01:23:50,803 --> 01:23:56,285
I was just... I just
wanted to tell you... I...
1180
01:23:56,416 --> 01:23:58,289
I went on a date last night.
1181
01:23:58,347 --> 01:23:59,807
It went well.
1182
01:24:00,117 --> 01:24:02,113
Yeah. Yeah, it was...
1183
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:04,084
Her name is Kristen.
1184
01:24:05,464 --> 01:24:10,238
I even you know, I did the thing
where I picked a restaurant close by,
1185
01:24:10,296 --> 01:24:13,574
and then she came over and we
played Super Smash Brothers.
1186
01:24:14,465 --> 01:24:16,382
Yeah, she stayed
over. It was...
1187
01:24:17,137 --> 01:24:18,673
It was really nice.
1188
01:24:18,698 --> 01:24:20,617
She was pretty cool.
1189
01:24:20,663 --> 01:24:24,667
I think we'll... we'll
see each other again.
1190
01:25:02,584 --> 01:25:04,252
All right.
1191
01:25:04,365 --> 01:25:06,867
Let's get this show on the road.
1192
01:25:09,563 --> 01:25:10,856
Tessa?
1193
01:25:13,807 --> 01:25:15,392
Tessa?
1194
01:25:21,069 --> 01:25:22,404
Tessa...
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