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Stop, stop, stop! - What's up?

What can you see? - Take a look?

I can't see a thing.

I need a pee.

15,000 volts...

Pee on a wire...

...and it'll fry.

It's all shriveled anyway.

Mine can cope with 15,000.

You need to raise your right arm.

Yeah, that's better.

It's good. - Yes, really good.

No, not bad at all.

Seven and a half points... - It's worth at least an 8!

It's a wrap? - It is.

Gentlemen, start up.

Nice cap, but winter's over.

You stink.

Hey Voytek. - Hi Thomas.

You okay? - Sure.

You're okay? Then I'm okay too. Come on!

Is this one sick?

Yes, it's sick.

The sicker, the better.

Once all those fields were full of sick bulbs.

They earned a fortune. The tulip farmers didn't need to do anything.

Lazy bastard! Get a move on! They're your father's tulips.

I don't care about the tulips.

Hey, watch out!

Can she kiss? - What's her name?

What's your name? - "Ann Horny."

She has very manly hands, Thomas.

How are you? I'm fi...

That was no good. - It wasn't?

Okay. I get a three and you get an eight.

Okay, nine and a half.

Down a bit. Down a bit... that's right.

Filthy bastard!

Oh yeah... - Oh no!

Maybe we should leave.

A ten! - What a beast!

I'm bound for Hollywood!

But only for porn movies!

Thomas...

That's Manou.

Have you seen her father's new Landrover? Injection!

From 0 to 100 in 3.9 seconds.

It cost him 200,000, just to race around the fields.

I'll never do that.

I'll travel alone all over the world.

To the East: Hungary, Romania, Carpathians...

...climbing crevices, meeting wild bears...

...and then I'll do something really shocking.

Something no one will forget.

Hey! I'll be unforgettable.

Of course, you already are.

What will you do to shock the world?

I'm going to breed a blue tulip. - A blue tulip? Impossible.

I'll cross it with a grape hyacinth.

That's impossible, a hyacinth.

You can do it.

I never want to see another tulip.

It's a good thing you didn't see the bulb.

Okay guys...

See you tomorrow.

Is your mother coming at Easter?

I don't know.

She's been away for a long time, or is it me?

Yes, it's you.

Is she on holiday?

Sort of...

She had a burnout? From being a mother?

You have no idea what that means.

Hi, Dad! - Hey!

It looks good to me.

There's pizza in the freezer.

Penalty, that was a penalty! - It'll go in!

Yugh! You'll drown those fries in the sauce.

No, I won't eat it.

You won't eat it? But you drink this?

Ingredients: Citric acid, taurine, caffeine, vitamins, E numbers...

...acidity regulator!

That'll give you a heart attack. - I already had one.

You want a drink? It's delicious! - No thanks.

Can I have a red Aquarius, please?

Yes...

Here we go. - You wanna see?

Which do you think is best, Patty?

Can I have a Coke in the meantime?

I think I'll try a blue one.

Thank you, Patty. - It has toilet fluid in it!

Go and stand there. - This is a seven or eight...

This is really good, man.

Filthy, man.

Clear it up yourself. - Sure!

This has to spark. The cylinder or valve is here.

Anyway, I think it's the sparkplug.

It should work.

I don't want to take the cylinder apart.

Now it should work.

Here!

What do you mean?

You can have it.

Seriously? - Yes.

Great, thanks a lot.

My father will love it, with his bicycles. - How fast can it go?

Nice idea for a name...

She's looking at you.

Call her. She's not waiting for the bus.

I'll just finish my beer.

What are you doing, man?

Look at me!

Can you do this too?

Don't do that.

I can do it. - So you're tough. I won't save you.

Come on, you love me. - Yes, sure.

Don't do that, Jacques.

Come on, coward! Faster!

I said faster! Come on, man!

Act your age!

Chris called for you.

Only about five times.

How's it going?

Are you coming?

Where to?

To see AZ play!

I've got my own moped.

Today they're playing Ajax!

It's still my moped, remember.

I thought you don't like them.

Someone has to eat them.

That's one too many.

Thomas!

Thomas! - Get lost, kid!

What's the problem?

Stop it, man!

Hey, Mum.

Hey Tommy...

D'you know when you're coming back?

I have to think, Tommy.

I have a lot to think about.

I'd love to come back...

...but not yet.

Mum?

I have to... - You get more handsome every day.

Wait, I have something for you.

At least... did you pass?

I didn't just pass...

...I finished. My school career is over.

Even better!

Did you get good marks?

Sure.

And Chris, did he get good marks?

Not bad.

And Jacques got the highest marks of course!

Go on, open it.

But that's really expensive!

You're my one and only boy.

If anyone loves you, then...

You have anyone?

Maybe...

Give Chantal a kiss from me, say I think of her a lot, okay?

Okay.

Hey, Thomas!

Well done in your exam.

Thanks.

Are you going to start your own business here?

How is your cross?

Is it turning blue yet?

You need patience for tulips.

Lots of patience...

...don't you agree?

Maybe.

Good luck.

Thomas...

Can't you forget about it?

That accident?

Accident? What do you mean "accident"?

You know nothing about it, Voytek!

Nothing at all!

How's it going?

Okay...

The two of us?

Sitting comfortably? - And you?

Fine.

Thomas?

Have you seen her again?

What do you mean?

Have you spoken to your mother?

Mum?

No...

D'you know where your sister is?

Upstairs. - She isn't, or I wouldn't ask.

Or don't you care where your sister is?

You don't care anyway, do you?

Is anything wrong with Chantal?

Can't you see how she behaves? How she walks the street?

I think I saw Mum walking yesterday.

You think?

Yes, I couldn't see well.

Then you should look better.

I didn't feel like it.

Mum is never happy to see me anyway.

I'm too much like Dad, I think.

Did she say that?

No, not that. But she said you were like her.

She's not well.

I reckon she sleeps with any asshole who comes her way.

Chantal?

How do you know?

...if a girl...

...wants it?

Wants what?

You know.

There's no way to know. You see it or feel it.

So what do you see?

Well, if it's real, then I think you can see it.

Nice and clear.

Not really, eh?

What do you want?

Hey, Thomas.

Nice Landrover.

You're not the only one to notice.

Where are you going?

Just for a ride.

Nice...

Can I come too?

Sure, of course.

Hold on tight.

Shall we go to the fairground?

Okay.

Are you good at those games?

Along there and then aim...

Watch, watch... like this.

How can I aim straight? - Sorry, it was an accident.

Shall we go skiing?

Skiing?

Yes, at Snowplanet.

Now?

No, tomorrow!

We could go to my greenhouse. You can see my blue tulip cuttings.

Blue?

Yes.

I'm cultivating it.

It'll be bright blue.

It hurts your eyes.

I crossed it in the morning.

It's weird. The same pollen...

...in the evening makes a very different tulip.

Beautiful, eh?

I think so too.

First it has to turn blue.

I feel like another ice cream.

Sure?

You're starting to get a fat belly.

It's because I'm pregnant.

How long?

I didn't really know him.

I didn't even know his name; I only knew he was a friend of yours.

So you're just looking for a father?

No.

You have to get off.

Get off.

Why did you come?

I'm very curious. Why did you come.

I think I asked you something.

I'm back.

Yes, well?

You want to live here?

You come and expect to move in and be received with open arms?

That's how it goes? - I don't believe that.

Well, what? What?

What d'you want? Go away! - I won't listen!

No, I won't leave.

Listen!!

I, eh...

I wanted to ask you...

What?

She's having a baby.

Chantal?

No, asshole. Manou.

Did you... with her... - No...

It's from back then...

...at Parkpop.

A little...

A little Jacques.

And...

...do you want to?

Did you buy these?

You think that's stupid?

No.

No, not at all.

Put it down there.

Whole car...

Give it to me...

It's not that bad.

Okay.

Further.

How about a swimming pool here? - I was thinking that too.

This should be in the corner?

Faster, faster...

And a duvet on top...

And the top one.

This is fine. A nice tempo.

Yes?

This is taking ages. - Wait or it'll fall off. This is good.

How much further?

I don't know. Oh shit.

What are you doing? Keep it straight.

Move backwards.

Can you hold it or not? - I've still got it.

Nice one...

Yes...

This residence permit... it's temporary?

Look! Feet up.

Where's the television?

It has to go the other way.

A little further.

Like that? - A little further.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry about the last time.

Hi...

What are you doing here?

I'm waiting for someone.

Sorry about last time.

I have a surprise for you.

There's something I want to show you.

Okay...

Yes... and we're getting a hatstand.

Are we going to sleep here too?

Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Can you pull it to the right?

There we are!

You're a natural! - Yes...

I thought...

...I should buy a season ticket for the little one.

For the family stand.

Stand 24? Never!

Seriously...

...you'll be...

...like a father.

Don't we need curtains?

You mean like those... - Exactly.

Isn't Thomas here?

No, Thomas has popped out.

You live here too?

Yes, it's a bit of a mess.

Jesus, Thomas!

Your parents know yet?

No, they're in Dubai, for my father's work.

They don't know yet.

They're sure to like it.

If not, tough.

Can I feel?

Okay.

Strange, eh?

Well?

Can you feel anything?

I can't feel anything.

D'you know what to call him?

What do you want?

Jacques...

Is that scary?

Yes, a little.

I mean...

Things will be different...

...I think.

Can you feel anything?

Have you seen Manou?

No.

Thomas?

Where were you?

Hey guys, I'm going.

His little head...

His little legs...

His little back...

The child isn't good.

No, the child is fine.

The doctor says... - No.

He's fine.

He hasn't moved for ages.

Look! He's moving.

You see?

Good morning...

Good morning...

Where are we going?

Come on!

Hey, Chris?

What are you looking at?

Thomas! Thomas, stop!