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在每个不凡故事的背后
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都有一些错误决定
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这是爷爷告诉我的
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他老爱讲大道理
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看起来寡不敌众
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但从我的视角
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看着一群人向我冲来
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如果我转身跟他们一起冲
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他们也许不会记得在冲三小
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搞不懂他们急个什么劲
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我哪都不会去
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要是他们跌个狗吃屎
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这也是命中注定
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开战吧
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打爆手脚，打爆下巴
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打爆头
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打爆吧
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我是跳痛先生
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我没警告过你吗？
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我是跳痛先生
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打爆吧
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瓦解吧
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打爆吧
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瓦解吧
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希瓦
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你必须不断喝水
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不然呢？
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我会脱水
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那脱水会怎样？
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别慌，希瓦，别慌
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我没警告过你吗？
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我是跳痛先生
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我想要正常小孩
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你为什么回来？
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你必须锻炼，受严格训练
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有朝一日你会成为空手道王
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毁灭邪恶的使者
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过去人生快转
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靠，我快死了
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我会死于脱水
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我不该忘记喝水
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但为何我的人生一直倒带
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像是俗烂的90年代MV
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明明能拍得更好
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从一开始
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这是挑战
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这是挑战
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这是什么地方？
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我毫无印象
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这小鬼不是我
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妈
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爸
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爷爷
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我呢？在肚子里
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要生了？该去医院了？
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炸饼 ﹣蛤？
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炸饼
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中场休息再去买？ ﹣我现在要吃
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顺便帮我买个蛋三明治
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人家看得正精彩
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我待会告诉你剧情
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还有汽水 ﹣汽水？
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我也要
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电影开演前我早问过你们两个
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刚才怎么不说？ ﹣闭嘴啦
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抱歉，抱歉
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抱歉造成不便，抱歉
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老兄
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#&%$**
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给我惦惦
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我不会饶过任何人
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我会让每个人自尊扫地
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别去 ﹣没事，她会搞定
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我不会饶过任何人
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这是挑战
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这是挑战
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这就太夸张了
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真实情况如下
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好啦，倒带骗不了人
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我会让每个人自尊扫地
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这是挑战
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别去 ﹣没事，她会搞定
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这是挑战
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你竟敢动我妈？
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别走，我来了
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炸饼和汽水？ ﹣医院啦
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快开灯
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未来派魔鬼终结者来杀我
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因为未来由机器人主宰
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我就是救世主
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我妈终结了终结者
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想得美，拍谢，这也不是实情
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我要唱我的歌
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唱给全世界听
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我会施展魔力
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让大家随着我的歌起舞
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无论我去哪里
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我到处散播欢乐
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无论我去哪里
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我到处散播欢乐
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谁敢挑战我
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就活不过今天
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从此过着幸福快乐的生活
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这是挑战
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链子给我，放手
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干嘛
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给我 ﹣这在干嘛？
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链子给我
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给我 ﹣赶快，吉米
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放手 ﹣赶快
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爸 ﹣爸
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吉米，快抢走
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赶快 ﹣给我，放手
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但愿我能说这并非事实
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但事情经过就是如此
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后来几年，市民见证了暴乱和轰炸
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大家都忘了那帮飞车抢匪
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我没赖床，是我儿子在睡觉
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所以我才轻声细语
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我会准时到，掰
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手脚捆绑，戴着护目镜
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为什么？
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我能解释原因
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但由医生解释比较清楚
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先天性痛不敏感症的小孩
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多数活不过4年
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这是医学奇迹
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他还活着
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（5年后）
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这是罕见疾病，你待会马上Google
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你们应该庆幸了
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爷爷
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医生，我想要正常小孩
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但我的小孩却是泰山
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别乱动
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你儿子有叫你「猩猩」吗？
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那你为什么说他「泰山」？
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听着，医生
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我的岳父
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他太宠小孩，整天让他看电影
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重要的是让他感受痛的感觉
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你却老是命令他坐下、别起来
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闭眼、手脚别动
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他是机器人吗？
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你不必控制他
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你要关爱他，医生你劝劝他
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事实上美国也在研究这种症状
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但还没有重大突破
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逮捕（1985宝莱坞卖座动作片）
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听着，希瓦，当你像这样被打
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你的反应是说「好痛」
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什么？ ﹣好痛
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好痛 ﹣好痛
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吃拳头 ﹣好痛
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好痛
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名符其实，跳「痛」先生…
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自己受伤了也不知道
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但不会痛不是超能力
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其实是一种病
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一拳「好痛」
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两拳「好痛」
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三拳「好痛」
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赞啦
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即使我摔断腿，撞得鼻青脸肿
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不管哪里受伤，我都不会知道
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连血压高低或心脏病发作都不自觉
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我毫无感觉
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爷爷想办法帮我适应这种症状
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他给我特训
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教我认识全身的骨骼、肌肉和神经
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还有受伤时要怎么复原
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应对各种状况的解决方法
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同龄孩子在探索青春期
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我还在努力了解什么是「痛」
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希瓦是逊咖，希瓦是逊咖
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听说你完全没有痛感
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「小孩天真无邪，人见人爱？」
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上过学以后才不会相信这种鬼话
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打他，抓住他
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抓住他
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好痛
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你今天完蛋了
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苏佩来了 ﹣苏佩
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我最好的朋友
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如果我是火
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她就是风
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妳在哭什么？
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妳救了我一命
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好痛
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下次别用球棒打人了
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用拳头就好
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苏佩其实很胆小
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但只要有人欺负我，她就变成浩克
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瞧这个醉汉
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我们逃出校园
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但霸凌学生仍不放过我们
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苏佩，快跳 ﹣我们要对抗全世界
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看着我
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希瓦
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苏佩，妳的潜力无限
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妳比我强壮一百倍
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快跳
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苏佩会感到痛
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但她从不说「好痛」
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苏佩的醉鬼老爸来了 ﹣快逃
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你真是个怪咖
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我们回归纯真吧
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快走 ﹣爸爸
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我的苏佩 ﹣我们走
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希瓦 ﹣她总是为别人挺身而出
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别走
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但她从不捍卫自己 ﹣希瓦
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我一直想不通 ﹣苏佩
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眼睛发出雷射光束炸掉他
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晚安
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我的乖孙
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我们要想点办法，先拿下来
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把这个穿上
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这是什么？
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这个嘛
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这很神奇
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就像醉侠的酒
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武士的刀
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绝地武士的光剑
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李小龙的双截棍
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这是你的补水背包
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希瓦
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你必须不断喝水
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不然呢？
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我会脱水
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那脱水会怎样？
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你该怎么做？
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好棒棒
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希瓦，写完你爸交代的功课了？
237
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我要先救苏佩脱离她的邪恶老爸
238
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听着，读书比苏佩重要
239
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才怪
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你和爸不在身旁时
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苏佩会保护我
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对抗全世界
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跟你妈一个样
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妈跟我一样？
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她也有练功夫？
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那谁杀了她？
247
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希瓦
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你要加倍受训才能打败苏佩的老爸
249
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你还没准备好
250
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先去写完功课，我再教你
251
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我有办法了
252
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动作片都给我
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请便，录影带全送你
254
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反正现在大家只看DVD
255
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我心想看动作片能增加功力
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会帮我打败苏佩的邪恶老爸
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（逮捕）
258
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:52,300
希瓦，我要生气啰
259
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（死亡游戏）
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看够了
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爷爷，最后一部，老妈为誓
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（死亡游戏）
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（「百人斩」）
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（麦可卡姆拉 策划）
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「百人斩」？
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开打
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「百人斩」是什么东东？
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开打
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独脚的空手道王打倒每个对手
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砰，啪，碰
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我看过各种动作片
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但这是前所未见
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他每次出拳，一定有人大喊好痛
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暂停
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不用了
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不必 ﹣开始
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预备，开始
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（百人组手冠军）
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爷爷
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发生什么事？
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怎么了？
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我想成为「百人斩」
283
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现在我要去救苏佩了
284
00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:28,216
在每个不凡故事的背后
285
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都有一些错误决定
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苏佩
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苏佩
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苏佩
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妳在那里干嘛？
290
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门不是关着吗？
291
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对，但妳在这里干嘛？
292
00:19:52,841 --> 00:19:54,425
我妈有危险
293
00:19:54,508 --> 00:19:57,633
我爸偷了她的金炼
294
00:20:03,966 --> 00:20:06,591
不用怕，我会百人斩
295
00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:08,091
我爸威胁她
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不给他金炼，他就杀了她
297
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:14,425
跟害死你妈的飞车抢匪一样
298
00:20:24,716 --> 00:20:27,300
那家伙不只是邪恶老爸
299
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他是抢金炼的抢匪
300
00:20:29,425 --> 00:20:32,300
因为我妈就是被抢匪害死
301
00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:37,383
我和苏佩发誓要扫荡全市的抢匪
302
00:20:37,425 --> 00:20:40,008
一二三，拼了
303
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（我是空手道王，百人斩）
304
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苏佩，戴着
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抢金炼的小偷
306
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叔叔，叔叔
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抢金炼的小偷
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我们要跳或等那个小偷？
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我不想跳
310
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我来了，别想走
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他叫我小偷
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他叫我小偷 ﹣走开
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搞什么？
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他真是慢吞吞
315
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希瓦
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下来，下来
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我是毁灭邪恶的使者
318
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正义之火
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制裁他
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希瓦
321
00:22:45,425 --> 00:22:47,800
道歉，快道歉
322
00:22:48,091 --> 00:22:51,050
这是杀人未遂，有人报警
323
00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:53,008
根据邻居的说词
324
00:22:53,675 --> 00:22:57,550
我是禽兽、凶手、恐怖份子
325
00:22:57,925 --> 00:22:59,466
会危及所有人
326
00:22:59,925 --> 00:23:04,591
他们逼我们搬走，否则要报警
327
00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:06,716
我就会去坐牢
328
00:23:07,591 --> 00:23:11,633
但我搞糊涂了，我明明是英雄
329
00:23:12,508 --> 00:23:14,133
怎么变成坏蛋了？
330
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,008
你想当英雄？
331
00:23:25,091 --> 00:23:26,133
还是想坐牢？
332
00:23:26,591 --> 00:23:28,383
我不是英雄，我想当空手道王
333
00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:31,216
空手道咧
334
00:23:32,175 --> 00:23:33,300
好痛
335
00:23:34,675 --> 00:23:36,883
为什么你没有感觉？
336
00:23:38,008 --> 00:23:40,716
你懂吗？你懂杀人是什么？
337
00:23:41,216 --> 00:23:43,091
今天可能有人会死
338
00:23:43,175 --> 00:23:45,508
你为什么让杀妈的凶手逃掉？
339
00:24:01,466 --> 00:24:02,425
快停
340
00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:04,133
糟了
341
00:24:57,216 --> 00:24:59,216
爷爷，我全做错了吗？
342
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:03,175
我还打破对苏佩的承诺
343
00:25:04,008 --> 00:25:05,300
苏佩怎么办？
344
00:25:07,383 --> 00:25:08,800
她一定在等我
345
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:13,341
听着，希瓦，先乖乖听你爸的话
346
00:25:14,175 --> 00:25:15,800
才能达成承诺
347
00:25:16,758 --> 00:25:17,966
你爸没有错
348
00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:21,008
如果你出事
349
00:25:21,591 --> 00:25:23,508
那你也守不了承诺
350
00:25:23,925 --> 00:25:25,550
我错了吗？
351
00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:30,550
你还小，分不清对错
352
00:25:31,675 --> 00:25:35,341
我在你这种年纪时想对抗英国人
353
00:25:35,841 --> 00:25:38,300
我一心想见到领导人内塔吉
354
00:25:38,383 --> 00:25:40,758
加入印度国民军，打败英国人
355
00:25:41,466 --> 00:25:42,716
我逃家
356
00:25:43,466 --> 00:25:46,050
但我再拚命也见不到内塔吉
357
00:25:47,675 --> 00:25:49,758
有一天我得知内塔吉在日本
358
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:51,966
于是我去日本
359
00:25:52,925 --> 00:25:55,091
然后他去德国，我就跟去德国
360
00:25:56,008 --> 00:25:58,716
好痛 ﹣走路或坐巴士
361
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,633
或是溜上货船
362
00:26:01,383 --> 00:26:02,633
最后我成功了
363
00:26:06,008 --> 00:26:08,216
我终于见到内塔吉
364
00:26:08,258 --> 00:26:11,591
他看着我，我看着他
365
00:26:13,716 --> 00:26:15,716
他拥抱我，听我的故事
366
00:26:15,758 --> 00:26:16,716
然后他说
367
00:26:17,716 --> 00:26:20,633
给这傻子食物，否则他会饿死
368
00:26:23,591 --> 00:26:25,466
我看着自己
369
00:26:25,883 --> 00:26:28,341
我瘦成皮包骨
370
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:35,841
我竭尽全力想找到内塔吉
371
00:26:36,216 --> 00:26:36,966
精疲力尽
372
00:26:42,216 --> 00:26:45,341
爷爷，我以为我会成为百人斩
373
00:26:47,175 --> 00:26:49,008
结果我连四个人都打不过
374
00:26:56,300 --> 00:27:00,050
习武需要十几年
375
00:27:00,591 --> 00:27:02,508
短短几周不够
376
00:27:04,091 --> 00:27:06,425
今天你输给几个人
377
00:27:07,216 --> 00:27:08,300
但别放心上
378
00:27:09,508 --> 00:27:11,966
你必须锻炼，受严格训练
379
00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:14,800
有朝一日你会成为空手道王
380
00:27:15,883 --> 00:27:18,591
你会抓到机车抢匪
381
00:27:18,675 --> 00:27:23,050
抢匪的帮派有超过一百人吗？
382
00:27:23,425 --> 00:27:27,216
有差吗？管他一百或二百人
383
00:27:27,758 --> 00:27:28,841
你必须锻炼
384
00:27:29,758 --> 00:27:31,383
但你要秘密锻炼
385
00:27:32,091 --> 00:27:34,008
谁都不能知道
386
00:27:35,008 --> 00:27:38,175
暗号：秘密忍者猫
387
00:27:38,216 --> 00:27:41,550
秘密忍者猫？ ﹣对，就这暗号
388
00:27:42,050 --> 00:27:44,008
秘密忍者猫
389
00:27:45,383 --> 00:27:46,300
给你
390
00:27:49,466 --> 00:27:50,425
希瓦
391
00:27:50,550 --> 00:27:52,508
希瓦
392
00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:53,925
他睡着了，他睡着了
393
00:27:54,008 --> 00:27:55,841
你为什么让他出去？ ﹣小放风
394
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:56,550
你去哪里？
395
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,300
他怎么出去的？ ﹣我会说明
396
00:27:58,383 --> 00:27:59,758
可是… ﹣跟我来
397
00:27:59,841 --> 00:28:01,216
希瓦 ﹣过来
398
00:28:01,341 --> 00:28:04,216
他怎么出去的？ ﹣听我说
399
00:28:04,258 --> 00:28:06,050
你怎么能让他出去？ ﹣冷静
400
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:08,633
他很害怕
401
00:28:09,133 --> 00:28:10,050
害怕？
402
00:28:10,550 --> 00:28:16,550
我说过别再教他那套嬉皮哲学了
403
00:28:16,966 --> 00:28:19,133
让他安心 ﹣安心？
404
00:28:20,591 --> 00:28:23,550
听好，别再烦我们了
405
00:28:24,216 --> 00:28:25,425
烦你们？ ﹣对
406
00:28:25,675 --> 00:28:26,966
但这是我家啊
407
00:28:32,091 --> 00:28:33,091
听着
408
00:28:34,175 --> 00:28:37,883
你用那套哲学养大女儿
409
00:28:39,216 --> 00:28:41,133
就算我喜欢她的本性
410
00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:45,050
但现实生活不是这回事
411
00:28:47,383 --> 00:28:48,675
怪不得…
412
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,216
她不在了
413
00:28:54,716 --> 00:28:59,091
我失去她，但我不想再失去希瓦
414
00:29:00,425 --> 00:29:02,716
人不能随心所欲
415
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,675
某些规范和原则不得不遵守
416
00:29:04,758 --> 00:29:07,091
做人不能为所欲为
417
00:29:07,216 --> 00:29:11,383
希瓦也是，否则他会死掉
418
00:29:14,091 --> 00:29:16,341
（几年后）
419
00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:20,008
希瓦，剪指甲了吗？
420
00:29:22,341 --> 00:29:23,175
很好
421
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,841
希瓦，吃早餐了吗？
422
00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:27,591
很好
423
00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:30,841
希瓦，15分钟后考几何学
424
00:29:32,133 --> 00:29:32,883
希瓦
425
00:29:41,008 --> 00:29:41,800
很好
426
00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:44,091
这个月不必进厂保养
427
00:29:44,675 --> 00:29:46,716
希瓦，睡觉
428
00:29:49,425 --> 00:29:50,300
起床
429
00:29:55,091 --> 00:29:57,466
（几年后）
430
00:30:15,425 --> 00:30:16,966
爷爷曾说
431
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:20,716
李小龙连游泳和开车都不会
432
00:30:21,341 --> 00:30:23,175
他甚至有近视
433
00:30:23,591 --> 00:30:26,758
事实上他小时候还患有癫痫
434
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:28,966
但他注定成为伟人
435
00:30:29,591 --> 00:30:32,216
空手道王只有一条腿
436
00:30:32,675 --> 00:30:34,175
但他仍打倒一百人
437
00:30:34,841 --> 00:30:37,216
万事起头难
438
00:30:37,341 --> 00:30:39,216
有些人会屡败屡战
439
00:30:40,216 --> 00:30:41,425
但这只是开始
440
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,008
你以后要写下自己的故事
441
00:30:45,091 --> 00:30:48,216
我已经在写，绝对激励人心
442
00:30:48,425 --> 00:30:50,425
但我要秘密进行
443
00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:09,091
（空手道）
444
00:31:12,133 --> 00:31:13,383
（空手道王）
445
00:32:33,091 --> 00:32:37,508
你这种年纪应该对女人有兴趣
446
00:32:38,175 --> 00:32:39,258
女人
447
00:32:39,925 --> 00:32:41,258
不是李小龙
448
00:32:41,716 --> 00:32:43,050
等一下
449
00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:47,175
我要这个
450
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:47,841
（李小龙）
451
00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:49,675
低俗刊物 ﹣你看
452
00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:50,841
惦惦
453
00:32:51,508 --> 00:32:52,716
爷爷，拜托
454
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,883
爷爷
455
00:33:41,383 --> 00:33:43,800
你还要哼儿歌多久？
456
00:33:44,633 --> 00:33:46,716
你长大了，该转性了
457
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,841
好恶，爷爷
458
00:33:50,050 --> 00:33:51,175
好恶个头
459
00:33:51,508 --> 00:33:54,633
说好恶的人最后都生了一堆小孩
460
00:33:55,050 --> 00:33:56,258
没错
461
00:34:00,466 --> 00:34:03,758
你的想法食古不化
462
00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:05,633
你要去哪？ ﹣我闪人了
463
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,758
开车去兜风吧
464
00:34:15,550 --> 00:34:16,175
听着
465
00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:23,216
你儿子每天去厕所10次
466
00:34:24,883 --> 00:34:26,633
他催下油门了
467
00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:30,925
他登大人了
468
00:34:31,675 --> 00:34:33,383
你该让他见识这个世界
469
00:34:39,258 --> 00:34:40,175
是这样的
470
00:34:42,633 --> 00:34:45,508
我有事跟你谈
471
00:34:46,175 --> 00:34:47,883
你也要催下油门
472
00:34:48,258 --> 00:34:49,258
舒玛克
473
00:34:50,508 --> 00:34:53,633
原来你知道
474
00:34:55,508 --> 00:34:56,425
好事一桩
475
00:34:57,508 --> 00:34:59,591
她想见希瓦
476
00:35:00,091 --> 00:35:01,550
她提了好几次
477
00:35:02,383 --> 00:35:03,508
那就让他们见面
478
00:35:04,383 --> 00:35:05,800
他不会觉得尴尬吗？
479
00:35:05,966 --> 00:35:08,383
我从小把他关在家里，我却…
480
00:35:10,758 --> 00:35:12,175
你想他会不会…
481
00:35:13,758 --> 00:35:16,300
不，跟他直说，他会了解的
482
00:35:16,591 --> 00:35:18,175
但我要怎么向他解释？
483
00:35:20,508 --> 00:35:22,883
希瓦，你爸要跟你谈继母的事
484
00:35:22,966 --> 00:35:25,091
什么嘛
485
00:35:25,216 --> 00:35:26,008
为什么？
486
00:35:26,091 --> 00:35:29,175
你干嘛这么直接？ ﹣这很简单
487
00:35:29,716 --> 00:35:32,508
男女情投意合，希瓦哪会找碴
488
00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:33,425
是啦
489
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:40,633
你想希瓦会跟她说他过得很幸福？
490
00:35:40,716 --> 00:35:41,675
会啦，会啦
491
00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:45,383
说实话，我做人很失败吗？
492
00:35:45,508 --> 00:35:47,133
才不是
493
00:35:48,758 --> 00:35:49,675
那么…
494
00:35:50,341 --> 00:35:54,341
你懂这种情况 ﹣对
495
00:35:54,633 --> 00:35:57,258
别紧张，冷静
496
00:35:57,716 --> 00:36:00,425
我不会假装的
497
00:36:08,508 --> 00:36:12,216
没问题，你行的，没问题
498
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,300
爸，我们明天要去市场吗？
499
00:36:22,216 --> 00:36:23,758
零用钱给你
500
00:36:24,841 --> 00:36:31,008
想买什么都行，衣服或鞋子
501
00:36:32,425 --> 00:36:33,883
明天你见到她
502
00:36:36,091 --> 00:36:38,425
说些好话
503
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,091
像是「很有母性」
504
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,425
「跟你爸很配」
505
00:36:45,258 --> 00:36:50,008
别用「恋爱」或「暧昧」这种字眼
506
00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:54,133
对这孩子可能会有负面影响
507
00:36:55,050 --> 00:36:56,216
哇哉啦
508
00:36:56,925 --> 00:37:00,216
我会跟他说你爸需要做爱
509
00:37:16,841 --> 00:37:21,883
我不想让她觉得我很神经质
510
00:37:24,053 --> 00:37:25,970
（号召百名黑带选手，百人组手）
511
00:37:26,303 --> 00:37:27,220
（「百人组手」公开挑战）
512
00:37:27,261 --> 00:37:28,428
（马尼卡姆拉 师父）
513
00:37:32,345 --> 00:37:34,136
（号召百名黑带选手）
514
00:37:34,178 --> 00:37:35,886
（百人对打）
515
00:37:51,386 --> 00:37:53,136
说来太矫情
516
00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:54,220
但免不了
517
00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:57,845
为了证实这不是在作梦
518
00:37:57,928 --> 00:37:59,928
我可以揍自己，甚至咬自己
519
00:38:00,636 --> 00:38:02,178
但对我来说没路用
520
00:38:03,011 --> 00:38:04,803
应该让重力决定
521
00:38:14,011 --> 00:38:16,053
这是现实人生，不是幻想
522
00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:18,470
好痛
523
00:38:22,928 --> 00:38:23,595
喂？
524
00:38:23,845 --> 00:38:24,678
好，阿图
525
00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:28,720
我说过我来拿出境证件
526
00:38:29,595 --> 00:38:30,386
抱歉
527
00:38:31,136 --> 00:38:31,595
不用
528
00:38:31,845 --> 00:38:33,095
我会提早回家
529
00:38:34,428 --> 00:38:35,803
好，掰
530
00:38:38,928 --> 00:38:39,803
请问一下，女士
531
00:38:40,428 --> 00:38:43,428
我不是黑带，但我想参加
532
00:38:43,761 --> 00:38:44,803
我…
533
00:38:48,511 --> 00:38:49,678
别让人看到
534
00:39:03,178 --> 00:39:04,053
不必担心
535
00:39:04,136 --> 00:39:05,136
她是我们的朋友
536
00:39:05,803 --> 00:39:07,928
她喝茫了，我们要带她去医院
537
00:39:08,053 --> 00:39:09,053
她叫什么名字？
538
00:39:10,636 --> 00:39:12,011
苏…苏凡姬
539
00:39:12,095 --> 00:39:13,053
她叫做苏凡姬
540
00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:15,261
有问题吗？
541
00:39:19,553 --> 00:39:20,720
快带她去医院
542
00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:26,470
移一下，挪个位置给我
543
00:39:26,553 --> 00:39:27,928
我动不了，自己挤
544
00:39:28,011 --> 00:39:29,178
这又不是七人座
545
00:39:29,511 --> 00:39:31,428
去叫车
546
00:39:32,178 --> 00:39:34,136
为什么老是我去叫车？
547
00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:34,970
回头见
548
00:39:35,053 --> 00:39:35,886
你真是猪头
549
00:39:35,970 --> 00:39:36,720
钥匙在哪？
550
00:39:36,845 --> 00:39:37,928
他可能藏起来了
551
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:39,553
我哪知
552
00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:49,636
大家下车
553
00:39:55,636 --> 00:39:56,595
钥匙呢？
554
00:39:58,428 --> 00:39:59,178
搜她身
555
00:40:05,386 --> 00:40:06,553
我们要找钥匙
556
00:40:07,636 --> 00:40:08,636
不是护唇膏
557
00:40:14,470 --> 00:40:15,345
钥匙
558
00:40:21,803 --> 00:40:23,553
百变的女孩
559
00:40:24,470 --> 00:40:25,053
哇
560
00:40:26,261 --> 00:40:27,720
百变的女孩
561
00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:31,886
百变的女孩
562
00:40:32,136 --> 00:40:36,386
他们都看起来好天真
563
00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:41,053
神秘的美女
564
00:40:41,428 --> 00:40:43,386
试图迷惑我
565
00:40:43,553 --> 00:40:45,761
神秘的美女
566
00:40:45,845 --> 00:40:47,803
试图迷惑我
567
00:40:48,011 --> 00:40:49,761
她其实是女巫
568
00:40:52,303 --> 00:40:54,220
她与众不同
569
00:40:54,303 --> 00:40:57,678
她对我施魔法
570
00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:58,595
不妙
571
00:41:01,261 --> 00:41:02,011
交出钥匙
572
00:41:26,261 --> 00:41:27,761
刚强的女孩
573
00:41:28,511 --> 00:41:29,970
变幻莫测
574
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,428
起码告诉我上哪找你
575
00:41:34,595 --> 00:41:36,428
刚强的女孩
576
00:41:37,303 --> 00:41:38,720
美人儿
577
00:41:39,345 --> 00:41:40,970
我心神不宁
578
00:41:41,678 --> 00:41:45,303
越发不安，至少为我回眸一笑
579
00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:47,720
刚强的女孩
580
00:41:48,261 --> 00:41:50,261
她与众不同
581
00:41:50,345 --> 00:41:54,011
她用眼神对我施魔法
582
00:41:54,761 --> 00:41:56,845
她与众不同
583
00:41:56,928 --> 00:42:00,678
她用眼神对我施魔法
584
00:42:21,595 --> 00:42:23,678
刚强的女孩
585
00:42:23,761 --> 00:42:25,803
变幻莫测
586
00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:29,720
起码告诉我上哪找你
587
00:42:29,803 --> 00:42:32,136
泼辣的女孩
588
00:42:32,553 --> 00:42:34,386
美人儿
589
00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:36,678
我心神不宁
590
00:42:36,928 --> 00:42:40,678
越发不安，至少为我回眸一笑
591
00:42:40,761 --> 00:42:43,053
刚强的女孩
592
00:42:43,511 --> 00:42:45,511
她与众不同
593
00:42:45,595 --> 00:42:49,136
她用眼神对我施魔法
594
00:42:50,136 --> 00:42:52,303
她与众不同
595
00:42:52,386 --> 00:42:55,928
她用眼神对我施魔法
596
00:43:21,588 --> 00:43:23,130
抱歉，我们来晚了
597
00:43:23,213 --> 00:43:24,713
我要离开了，女士
598
00:43:39,046 --> 00:43:39,796
爷爷
599
00:43:40,546 --> 00:43:41,130
希瓦
600
00:43:59,213 --> 00:44:00,588
男主角来了
601
00:44:02,713 --> 00:44:04,463
你还好吧？
602
00:44:05,005 --> 00:44:07,713
我们最初遇见时…
603
00:44:07,796 --> 00:44:09,088
我没兴趣
604
00:44:09,588 --> 00:44:10,630
她好极了
605
00:44:21,088 --> 00:44:23,963
贾汀说过你的状况
606
00:44:24,255 --> 00:44:26,713
实在难以置信
607
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:30,588
你没事吧？
608
00:44:30,630 --> 00:44:32,921
你对我的温柔
609
00:44:33,005 --> 00:44:35,088
即使在我闭眼时
610
00:44:35,171 --> 00:44:40,130
至少让我区分梦境和现实
611
00:44:40,213 --> 00:44:44,755
我的伤口悄悄唱了一首怪歌
612
00:44:44,838 --> 00:44:47,546
我听腻了
613
00:44:47,588 --> 00:44:50,213
但谢天谢地你来找我
614
00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:55,088
不必为我停止祈祷
615
00:44:55,171 --> 00:44:57,588
这个派对不会结束
616
00:44:57,630 --> 00:44:59,088
欢迎随时过来
617
00:44:59,171 --> 00:45:01,130
百变的女孩
618
00:45:04,005 --> 00:45:06,588
百变的女孩
619
00:45:08,755 --> 00:45:10,755
百变的女孩
620
00:45:13,630 --> 00:45:16,296
百变的女孩
621
00:45:19,421 --> 00:45:21,588
如果一颗破碎的星坠落地面
622
00:45:21,671 --> 00:45:23,421
没人能许愿
623
00:45:24,130 --> 00:45:26,588
如果海水静止
624
00:45:26,671 --> 00:45:28,713
众人会投入石头
625
00:45:29,005 --> 00:45:33,588
难以用新词述说相同的老故事
626
00:45:33,838 --> 00:45:38,088
我的部分已佚失，永远找不到
627
00:45:42,838 --> 00:45:47,213
百变的女孩
628
00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:59,255
（你会住在海滩抽着大麻）
629
00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:07,046
（百人组手）
630
00:46:09,921 --> 00:46:12,796
爸问起就帮我挡一下
631
00:46:13,296 --> 00:46:14,088
我会去看看
632
00:46:14,588 --> 00:46:15,755
秘密忍者猫
633
00:46:44,505 --> 00:46:46,588
理论上我一见到本尊应该说
634
00:46:46,755 --> 00:46:48,505
「大师，老师」
635
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:49,671
「空手道王」
636
00:46:50,005 --> 00:46:51,171
「我一直是您的粉丝」
637
00:46:53,005 --> 00:46:56,046
但我不知为何我只想问
638
00:46:56,588 --> 00:46:59,088
「大师，贴海报的美眉在哪？」
639
00:47:55,713 --> 00:47:57,546
吉米，把吊坠盒还我
640
00:48:11,255 --> 00:48:13,338
百变的女孩
641
00:48:16,171 --> 00:48:18,713
百变的女孩
642
00:48:20,921 --> 00:48:23,088
百变的女孩
643
00:48:25,755 --> 00:48:28,505
百变的女孩
644
00:48:33,796 --> 00:48:35,630
好痛
645
00:49:09,630 --> 00:49:11,338
（宗教颂歌）
646
00:49:13,588 --> 00:49:15,671
小心 ﹣吉米
647
00:49:17,213 --> 00:49:19,546
吉米回来了
648
00:49:19,630 --> 00:49:21,005
愣着干嘛？扶他起来
649
00:49:23,255 --> 00:49:24,546
怎么回事？ ﹣你去哪了？
650
00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:26,505
我去倒个茶 ﹣你没听到声音？
651
00:49:26,546 --> 00:49:27,630
马尼 ﹣吉米回来了
652
00:49:29,505 --> 00:49:31,338
我只闻到油漆味，有流血吗？
653
00:49:34,463 --> 00:49:35,505
谁会留下来？
654
00:49:36,546 --> 00:49:38,171
帕布 ﹣别走
655
00:49:39,088 --> 00:49:39,588
干嘛？
656
00:49:39,671 --> 00:49:42,546
我受不了医院，害我头晕
657
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,130
头晕个屁
658
00:49:44,463 --> 00:49:46,130
拜托，苏佩，让我走
659
00:49:46,963 --> 00:49:47,755
你会留下来吗？
660
00:49:53,130 --> 00:49:55,088
拜托你留下来
661
00:49:58,005 --> 00:49:59,380
好，我会留下来
662
00:50:00,046 --> 00:50:01,171
为谁留下来？
663
00:50:02,130 --> 00:50:03,546
留下来干嘛？ ﹣怎样？
664
00:50:03,755 --> 00:50:06,171
她这么关心干嘛不自己留下来？
665
00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:08,546
她早就看上别人，把你当空气
666
00:50:08,588 --> 00:50:09,963
她要跟别人飞出国了
667
00:50:10,171 --> 00:50:11,838
我从小就知道她是势利鬼
668
00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:13,505
好，掰 ﹣什么？
669
00:50:18,463 --> 00:50:20,463
你们在干嘛？
670
00:50:20,546 --> 00:50:22,880
妳懂他爱贫嘴，放过他吧
671
00:50:23,130 --> 00:50:24,338
这里不准打架
672
00:50:24,505 --> 00:50:25,338
出去
673
00:50:25,380 --> 00:50:28,546
他有口无心，拜托放过他吧
674
00:50:30,171 --> 00:50:33,130
我不想卷入这些干架的兄弟
675
00:50:33,213 --> 00:50:34,671
干嘛自找麻烦
676
00:50:36,130 --> 00:50:37,546
过来 ﹣听着
677
00:50:46,421 --> 00:50:47,296
我还在
678
00:50:47,671 --> 00:50:48,755
我哪里都不去
679
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:51,213
老妈为誓
680
00:51:08,546 --> 00:51:09,296
喂？
681
00:51:09,546 --> 00:51:10,505
苏佩，妳在哪？
682
00:51:11,046 --> 00:51:14,380
我跟大学朋友在一起
683
00:51:14,463 --> 00:51:15,421
我的欢送趴
684
00:51:15,838 --> 00:51:17,505
所以我会晚点到
685
00:51:38,046 --> 00:51:39,088
知道这是什么？
686
00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:42,171
妳爸妈的药
687
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,630
知道每个月花我一堆钱吧？
688
00:51:45,588 --> 00:51:49,505
抱歉，阿图，事态紧急我得赶来
689
00:51:49,630 --> 00:51:52,421
我不会再留恋 ﹣苏佩，别骗了
690
00:51:52,588 --> 00:51:53,796
我讨厌这样
691
00:51:56,671 --> 00:51:57,671
抱歉
692
00:51:58,296 --> 00:51:59,296
真是够了 ﹣阿图
693
00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:00,421
妳的吉祥痣呢？ ﹣等一下
694
00:52:00,505 --> 00:52:01,588
听我说
695
00:52:02,255 --> 00:52:09,380
我向你走一步
696
00:52:09,713 --> 00:52:14,546
你就倒退一步
697
00:52:14,630 --> 00:52:17,005
眼睛发出雷射光束炸掉他
698
00:52:17,755 --> 00:52:21,046
我后退一步
699
00:52:21,588 --> 00:52:24,921
当我看到你微笑
700
00:52:25,338 --> 00:52:31,588
我向自己编了一百个借口
701
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,546
你熟悉的世界已不复在
702
00:52:37,005 --> 00:52:40,380
到处乌云密布
703
00:52:40,963 --> 00:52:48,213
我却还没找到我的蓝天
704
00:53:06,213 --> 00:53:07,838
想去厕所吗？
705
00:53:08,546 --> 00:53:10,505
你能自己走吗？
706
00:53:11,380 --> 00:53:13,213
等等，我找人过来
707
00:53:40,755 --> 00:53:41,421
小心
708
00:53:46,338 --> 00:53:46,921
等一下
709
00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:02,546
你好，先生
710
00:54:03,171 --> 00:54:04,130
等一下
711
00:54:04,463 --> 00:54:05,546
你要去哪？
712
00:54:08,130 --> 00:54:10,171
等一下，听我说
713
00:54:10,546 --> 00:54:13,046
我身无分文，一定有人把我送来
714
00:54:13,130 --> 00:54:14,213
去找那个人
715
00:54:14,463 --> 00:54:15,880
你们会强迫我住院几周
716
00:54:16,005 --> 00:54:17,588
说我需要全身扫描
717
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,880
然后说我有肿块，肝衰竭
718
00:54:20,171 --> 00:54:21,838
逼我做一堆没用的治疗
719
00:54:22,213 --> 00:54:23,130
我…
720
00:54:23,338 --> 00:54:25,380
我好得很，让我走
721
00:54:27,171 --> 00:54:30,588
够了，我好极了，让我走
722
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,171
你需要维他命C
723
00:54:35,380 --> 00:54:37,088
大师，不对
724
00:54:37,671 --> 00:54:39,338
老师，师父
725
00:54:39,796 --> 00:54:40,546
空手道王
726
00:54:42,213 --> 00:54:45,505
请收小弟为徒，加入百人组手
727
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,005
他在那里，抓住他
728
00:54:54,755 --> 00:54:56,505
算了，让他走，拜托
729
00:54:58,255 --> 00:54:59,546
你要去哪？
730
00:55:01,505 --> 00:55:02,505
小子，闪边去
731
00:55:02,796 --> 00:55:04,088
你出院还没付钱
732
00:55:04,463 --> 00:55:05,505
屁啦
733
00:55:05,546 --> 00:55:08,380
你们要为几条烂绷带群起对付我？
734
00:55:08,463 --> 00:55:09,213
抓住他
735
00:56:05,380 --> 00:56:06,421
小心
736
00:56:09,505 --> 00:56:10,380
我们走
737
00:56:11,088 --> 00:56:12,796
快点，快闪人
738
00:56:16,630 --> 00:56:19,130
在空手道王认识我之前
739
00:56:19,713 --> 00:56:23,421
我应该先认识空手道王
740
00:56:23,505 --> 00:56:26,338
亮出马尼
741
00:56:29,630 --> 00:56:32,421
给我吉米
742
00:56:38,588 --> 00:56:40,338
喂，测试麦克风，喂
743
00:56:40,755 --> 00:56:42,838
3、2、1
744
00:56:43,046 --> 00:56:44,546
故事开始讲起
745
00:56:44,588 --> 00:56:47,421
（空手道王马尼对吉米）
746
00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:49,296
很久很久以前
747
00:56:49,796 --> 00:56:53,088
马尼和他双胞胎兄弟吉米
748
00:56:53,171 --> 00:56:54,588
然后发生什么事？
749
00:56:54,671 --> 00:56:55,380
（马尼 麦可教师 吉米）
750
00:56:55,421 --> 00:56:56,505
看好了
751
00:56:56,838 --> 00:56:59,713
人会获得公平的人生机会
752
00:56:59,796 --> 00:57:02,713
但一生的造化看个人
753
00:57:02,796 --> 00:57:05,713
马尼得到空手道，吉米得到赃物
754
00:57:05,796 --> 00:57:08,421
马尼爱李小龙，吉米爱疤面煞星
755
00:57:08,505 --> 00:57:11,505
好人有奖赏，坏人想耍帅
756
00:57:11,588 --> 00:57:14,463
人会获得公平的人生机会
757
00:57:32,713 --> 00:57:35,671
正面或背面仍是相同硬币
758
00:57:35,755 --> 00:57:38,630
但麦可老是押头像
759
00:57:38,713 --> 00:57:40,255
自从有了任天堂
760
00:57:40,338 --> 00:57:44,505
麦可用吉米的机车只载马尼
761
00:57:44,546 --> 00:57:46,046
全世界都想知道
762
00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:47,671
但答案不变
763
00:57:47,755 --> 00:57:50,463
人会获得公平的人生机会
764
00:57:54,171 --> 00:57:56,588
（马尼打败一百人）
765
00:58:04,171 --> 00:58:06,838
一件事打翻了醋坛子
766
00:58:07,088 --> 00:58:09,796
男神马尼怎么了？
767
00:58:10,088 --> 00:58:12,921
马尼偷吃，跟吉米的马子上床
768
00:58:13,088 --> 00:58:15,796
一次出包翻转了局面
769
00:58:16,046 --> 00:58:19,171
吉米的复仇，马尼的懊悔
770
00:58:19,255 --> 00:58:21,796
人会获得公平的人生机会
771
00:58:30,296 --> 00:58:35,838
（麦可卡姆拉教师殁，1938-1992年）
772
00:58:36,005 --> 00:58:38,296
马尼内疚到变成…
773
00:58:38,338 --> 00:58:40,380
老哏的酒鬼空手道大师
774
00:58:42,005 --> 00:58:43,838
吉米愤怒到变成…
775
00:58:44,171 --> 00:58:46,546
老哏的神经恶棍
776
00:58:47,505 --> 00:58:51,796
从此每次吉米遇到马尼就会抢夺他
777
00:58:52,338 --> 00:58:54,338
直到最后，剥夺他的自尊
778
00:58:54,380 --> 00:58:56,505
（吉米保全服务）
779
00:58:57,630 --> 00:58:58,630
故事结束
780
00:58:59,713 --> 00:59:05,088
（几小时前）
781
00:59:29,630 --> 00:59:31,005
我戒烟之后
782
00:59:31,088 --> 00:59:33,296
暴饮暴食胖了好几圈
783
00:59:33,380 --> 00:59:35,755
看我喝汽水成瘾
784
00:59:37,671 --> 00:59:42,130
你张贴百人斩的海报
785
00:59:43,546 --> 00:59:46,171
还贴在脸书上，包括我有22个赞
786
00:59:47,546 --> 00:59:50,421
就算你办小型宣传，我也会破坏
787
00:59:50,505 --> 00:59:52,463
你想办大型赛事是痴人说梦
788
00:59:52,796 --> 00:59:54,880
如果爸还活着，今天满80岁
789
00:59:55,046 --> 00:59:57,296
我打算办百人对决给他庆生
790
00:59:57,380 --> 00:59:58,171
让我如愿吧
791
00:59:58,463 --> 01:00:00,296
在孟买有一句谚语
792
01:00:00,921 --> 01:00:02,546
「疏于防范就有机可乘」
793
01:00:03,546 --> 01:00:05,296
我忽略你一阵子
794
01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:07,671
你就冒出这个大计划
795
01:00:07,755 --> 01:00:10,005
我不是为了自己，是为了老爸
796
01:00:10,088 --> 01:00:13,713
其实我还打算请求你资助
797
01:00:13,796 --> 01:00:15,005
天杀的乞丐
798
01:00:15,546 --> 01:00:16,546
你算什么咖？
799
01:00:16,671 --> 01:00:18,046
有点自尊好吗
800
01:00:18,671 --> 01:00:20,130
她在哪？
801
01:00:20,630 --> 01:00:22,005
那个女打手？
802
01:00:23,171 --> 01:00:25,296
这里唯一养眼的只有她
803
01:00:26,088 --> 01:00:27,255
她不在这里
804
01:00:27,505 --> 01:00:29,588
我要她别来这里了
805
01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:31,421
放过她，别伤害她
806
01:00:31,505 --> 01:00:32,546
嘿，卡特教头
807
01:00:33,546 --> 01:00:38,088
我杀不杀谁不必经过你同意
808
01:00:40,296 --> 01:00:43,630
你跟我马子打炮有经过我同意吗？
809
01:00:51,130 --> 01:00:52,463
等等
810
01:00:52,713 --> 01:00:55,713
他们来参加一个月的免费课程
811
01:00:55,796 --> 01:00:57,838
你打败他们，下个月就没人来了
812
01:00:58,005 --> 01:00:59,588
要不然你们跟我打？
813
01:01:04,838 --> 01:01:08,296
我的老天鹅
814
01:01:08,796 --> 01:01:10,380
我忍不住了
815
01:01:11,796 --> 01:01:12,796
给我一根烟
816
01:01:35,171 --> 01:01:36,546
老大，你有交代
817
01:01:36,671 --> 01:01:38,755
一天抽超过两根
818
01:01:39,671 --> 01:01:40,921
我就要赏你巴掌
819
01:01:45,088 --> 01:01:46,380
下飞机一根
820
01:01:47,213 --> 01:01:48,255
午餐后一根
821
01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:49,671
接着现在
822
01:01:51,088 --> 01:01:53,255
我下飞机时只吃口香糖
823
01:02:03,546 --> 01:02:05,213
敢惹毛我，把他扔出去
824
01:02:15,755 --> 01:02:18,713
亮出马尼
825
01:02:21,796 --> 01:02:24,005
给我吉米
826
01:02:25,421 --> 01:02:27,671
攻击，攻击
827
01:02:28,213 --> 01:02:29,755
爸爸，爸爸
828
01:02:31,838 --> 01:02:33,046
放过我兄弟
829
01:02:35,338 --> 01:02:38,463
吉米，把吊坠盒还我
830
01:02:41,546 --> 01:02:42,421
吉米
831
01:02:45,796 --> 01:02:46,921
吉米
832
01:02:53,838 --> 01:02:57,671
我不想要平白死掉
833
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,421
我想要死得壮烈
834
01:03:00,671 --> 01:03:02,755
我想要再打败一百人
835
01:03:02,838 --> 01:03:03,713
抱歉，老大
836
01:03:03,796 --> 01:03:06,296
你知道百人斩？
837
01:03:06,671 --> 01:03:08,255
我看过你的百人斩
838
01:03:09,505 --> 01:03:11,546
是看录影带的
839
01:03:12,046 --> 01:03:13,171
录影带？
840
01:03:14,046 --> 01:03:18,046
拜托给我那支带子
841
01:03:18,130 --> 01:03:19,880
吉米弄坏了我的拷贝
842
01:03:20,421 --> 01:03:21,421
可以吗？
843
01:03:21,755 --> 01:03:24,255
可惜模糊不清了
844
01:03:25,463 --> 01:03:26,963
像我本人一样
845
01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:30,213
但你是空手道王
846
01:03:31,588 --> 01:03:32,880
你能打败一百人
847
01:03:32,963 --> 01:03:35,213
你为什么任由吉米把你打倒？
848
01:03:36,421 --> 01:03:42,005
我女儿小时候常叫我空手道王
849
01:03:42,088 --> 01:03:43,588
她是你女儿？
850
01:03:44,255 --> 01:03:46,463
我在街头发现她
851
01:03:46,963 --> 01:03:49,130
你在街头发现你女儿？
852
01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:52,046
（库马督察）
853
01:03:58,421 --> 01:04:01,130
苏佩，妳知道是我，对吧？
854
01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:03,005
也许
855
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:06,005
那妳怎么不说？ ﹣我不想见你
856
01:04:10,338 --> 01:04:11,296
为什么？
857
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:13,255
你没权力决定何时消失
858
01:04:13,338 --> 01:04:14,755
何时再出现
859
01:04:16,171 --> 01:04:18,463
妳知道我这几年怎么过的？
860
01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:19,880
我心里只想着妳一人
861
01:04:19,963 --> 01:04:22,088
那你继续想就好
862
01:04:22,171 --> 01:04:24,213
但我找到妳了 ﹣我要离开了
863
01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:25,963
什么意思？ ﹣走开
864
01:04:26,046 --> 01:04:28,088
为什么？ ﹣暂时闭个嘴
865
01:04:28,588 --> 01:04:29,880
大师为什么逃出医院？
866
01:04:30,671 --> 01:04:32,380
妳是要我走或自己要走？
867
01:04:32,463 --> 01:04:33,921
我搞糊涂了 ﹣希瓦，别说了
868
01:04:34,005 --> 01:04:35,130
别惹我了
869
01:04:51,213 --> 01:04:52,755
库马督察
870
01:04:57,505 --> 01:05:00,046
一二三，拼了
871
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:05,630
苏佩，我好羡慕
872
01:05:05,921 --> 01:05:10,380
空手道王亲自给妳特训耶
873
01:05:10,463 --> 01:05:13,671
他不是空手道王，是马尼大师
874
01:05:14,421 --> 01:05:17,171
他是好人
875
01:05:17,255 --> 01:05:20,338
他是空手道王，不是盖的
876
01:05:21,171 --> 01:05:22,546
妳少来了
877
01:05:22,838 --> 01:05:24,671
妳怎么能讲得一派轻松？
878
01:05:26,421 --> 01:05:29,796
我有好多问题想问妳
879
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,380
我没有答案
880
01:05:32,505 --> 01:05:34,005
起码让我问问看
881
01:05:35,380 --> 01:05:36,338
妳爸呢？
882
01:05:38,546 --> 01:05:39,255
活着
883
01:05:41,546 --> 01:05:42,421
妳妈呢？
884
01:05:47,005 --> 01:05:48,130
还有那个男的呢？
885
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:50,505
希瓦，我要离开了
886
01:05:50,588 --> 01:05:51,421
去哪？
887
01:05:52,046 --> 01:05:52,880
加拿大
888
01:05:53,796 --> 01:05:55,255
跟着那个人生胜利组
889
01:05:55,338 --> 01:05:55,796
蛤？
890
01:05:57,463 --> 01:06:01,338
阿…图
891
01:06:04,505 --> 01:06:06,963
我无法娓娓道来过去12年的事
892
01:06:10,671 --> 01:06:13,546
我好气他硬生生把妳拖走
893
01:06:13,588 --> 01:06:17,296
我要用雷射光束把他打爆
894
01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:20,963
你说话都没变
895
01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:24,213
希瓦，长大吧
896
01:06:24,755 --> 01:06:26,921
怎样？ ﹣长大？
897
01:06:28,088 --> 01:06:29,130
什么长大？
898
01:06:29,921 --> 01:06:32,671
妳可以痛扁我两次
899
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:35,713
他对妳这么霸道却没关系
900
01:06:38,505 --> 01:06:39,338
苏佩
901
01:06:41,255 --> 01:06:42,546
还是老样子
902
01:06:42,921 --> 01:06:46,505
妳还是任人把妳拖走
903
01:06:47,963 --> 01:06:49,171
你为什么回来？
904
01:06:53,671 --> 01:06:55,671
苏佩，妳明知故问
905
01:07:00,713 --> 01:07:03,880
苏佩，别把我逼哭
906
01:07:05,130 --> 01:07:08,463
我哭的话会脱水
907
01:07:10,421 --> 01:07:11,796
人应该随时不断喝水
908
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:16,755
希瓦，你的话说服不了我
909
01:07:17,046 --> 01:07:19,921
我要走了，别来机场闹笑话
910
01:07:20,088 --> 01:07:21,255
话说清楚
911
01:07:21,546 --> 01:07:23,546
妳为什么不告诉空手道王？
912
01:07:24,130 --> 01:07:27,130
他知道，他早说过我不该再来这里
913
01:07:27,213 --> 01:07:28,546
他起来就会赶我走
914
01:07:28,713 --> 01:07:31,005
为什么？因为他害怕吉米？
915
01:07:31,588 --> 01:07:32,755
妳也害怕？
916
01:07:33,671 --> 01:07:35,671
那妳为什么要贴海报？
917
01:07:42,463 --> 01:07:43,463
苏佩
918
01:07:43,796 --> 01:07:44,713
苏佩
919
01:07:46,505 --> 01:07:49,213
空手道王的吊坠盒被偷没意义？
920
01:07:50,421 --> 01:07:53,130
他的百人斩梦想破碎没意义？
921
01:07:53,838 --> 01:07:56,380
记得当初我们想逮到机车抢匪
922
01:07:56,588 --> 01:07:57,463
这个抢匪就是…
923
01:07:57,505 --> 01:07:59,546
你疯了吗？知道你在说啥？
924
01:07:59,671 --> 01:08:01,796
妳就为了那女生挺身而出 ﹣那不同
925
01:08:02,463 --> 01:08:04,796
怎么不同？妳太胆小了
926
01:08:05,505 --> 01:08:07,838
我们不再是玩试胆游戏的小学生了
927
01:08:08,005 --> 01:08:09,546
这是现实，这是人生
928
01:08:09,588 --> 01:08:11,880
我对你没有解释和答案
929
01:08:11,963 --> 01:08:12,671
抱歉
930
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,963
我不能再让抢匪逃走
931
01:08:15,046 --> 01:08:16,796
这样我才能当自己
932
01:08:19,046 --> 01:08:22,546
为了我，你仍是…
933
01:08:22,963 --> 01:08:26,588
我小时候听的故事
934
01:08:26,671 --> 01:08:33,546
我永远保留了那些故事
935
01:08:34,088 --> 01:08:35,505
玻璃心的马龙白兰度
936
01:08:35,963 --> 01:08:37,380
她说她要离开了
937
01:08:37,588 --> 01:08:39,546
让她走，闪边去
938
01:08:40,838 --> 01:08:42,421
你很快会在新闻上看到
939
01:08:42,505 --> 01:08:47,296
一名蒙面忍者扫除全市的恶人
940
01:08:47,630 --> 01:08:49,713
印度死侍，听得我都不爽了
941
01:08:49,796 --> 01:08:50,963
别再惹毛我
942
01:08:51,130 --> 01:08:52,588
我会诅咒你
943
01:08:52,630 --> 01:08:56,588
说永远似乎太苛求
944
01:08:56,755 --> 01:09:00,380
抱歉，我不再活在梦想中
945
01:09:00,588 --> 01:09:07,963
但你的眼神总有办法看穿我
946
01:09:16,630 --> 01:09:23,671
我的世界逐渐进入空虚
947
01:09:23,963 --> 01:09:31,588
而我的旅程已喊停
948
01:09:43,463 --> 01:09:45,921
根据加拿大儿童福利计划
949
01:09:46,255 --> 01:09:49,296
有6岁以下小孩的家庭
950
01:09:49,588 --> 01:09:55,130
每年一个小孩补助6400美元
951
01:09:55,546 --> 01:09:56,505
接着听好
952
01:09:57,213 --> 01:10:00,963
6到17岁的小孩…
953
01:10:01,546 --> 01:10:03,588
妳要去哪？ ﹣好像出了意外
954
01:10:03,671 --> 01:10:06,130
可能有人需要帮忙 ﹣先吃饭
955
01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:09,671
快吃
956
01:10:11,838 --> 01:10:13,838
为什么妳偏偏爱管闲事？
957
01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:18,838
苏佩，妳干嘛要给大家添麻烦？
958
01:10:19,463 --> 01:10:22,213
阿图，想甩她巴掌请便
959
01:10:23,130 --> 01:10:24,838
她小时候不听话，我就修理她
960
01:10:26,213 --> 01:10:27,088
把饭菜吃完
961
01:10:33,546 --> 01:10:34,546
苏佩
962
01:10:35,921 --> 01:10:37,421
妳为什么忍气吞声？
963
01:10:38,713 --> 01:10:39,713
闭嘴
964
01:10:40,213 --> 01:10:42,005
妳只敢叫我闭嘴
965
01:10:46,171 --> 01:10:48,755
妳有叫爸闭嘴过吗？
966
01:10:51,213 --> 01:10:53,546
他还没生病时虐待妳
967
01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:57,546
他病倒时，妳照顾他到好转
968
01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:59,463
帮他恢复到重新站起
969
01:11:00,046 --> 01:11:00,921
为什么？
970
01:11:03,755 --> 01:11:05,921
不能只有妳做出牺牲
971
01:11:07,380 --> 01:11:09,671
那个时代不同，早过去了
972
01:11:09,755 --> 01:11:13,421
但妳能多为自己着想，女儿
973
01:11:14,088 --> 01:11:15,421
逃走吧
974
01:11:16,963 --> 01:11:19,963
再迟就走不了或拒绝不了
975
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:25,005
走吧，我们回去吧 ﹣我哪都不去
976
01:11:25,088 --> 01:11:26,505
什么？走啦
977
01:11:32,546 --> 01:11:35,005
妈，我没有收入
978
01:11:36,005 --> 01:11:37,755
我对人生一片迷茫
979
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,546
未来的事说不准
980
01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:41,546
但现在我们需要钱
981
01:11:42,796 --> 01:11:44,921
我们到底需不需要钱？
982
01:11:51,088 --> 01:11:54,546
跟我同年的人都好聪明
983
01:11:55,088 --> 01:11:57,588
大家都知道自己的志向
984
01:11:58,588 --> 01:12:00,421
我却不晓得
985
01:12:01,921 --> 01:12:02,796
我…
986
01:12:04,463 --> 01:12:06,755
我不是没想过
987
01:12:07,546 --> 01:12:10,380
但我毫无头绪，一片空白
988
01:12:11,046 --> 01:12:11,713
大家都有方向
989
01:12:11,796 --> 01:12:13,755
有人读书想当医生或去美国
990
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:15,421
或创立APP
991
01:12:17,796 --> 01:12:21,255
也许我就是笨，说不上来
992
01:12:25,463 --> 01:12:26,213
妈
993
01:12:27,505 --> 01:12:28,421
我是无名小卒
994
01:12:28,505 --> 01:12:30,338
妳的口气像奶奶
995
01:12:30,421 --> 01:12:32,296
妳才21岁，有大好人生等着妳
996
01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:33,005
走吧
997
01:12:36,546 --> 01:12:38,838
有人在21岁时就成为百万富翁
998
01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:39,630
所以呢？
999
01:12:39,713 --> 01:12:42,671
而且是白手起家耶
1000
01:12:43,421 --> 01:12:45,546
有人在我这种年纪
1001
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,338
推特就有2000万人在追踪
1002
01:12:47,421 --> 01:12:48,255
呸
1003
01:12:51,296 --> 01:12:53,005
有注意到我的造型吗？
1004
01:12:53,171 --> 01:12:55,171
这是钢铁人造型，她选的
1005
01:12:55,255 --> 01:12:57,046
还戴墨镜，留胡子
1006
01:12:57,130 --> 01:13:00,380
我原本想扮成强尼戴普的杰克船长
1007
01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:01,546
希瓦
1008
01:13:01,630 --> 01:13:04,380
你当真要戴着面具瞎晃？
1009
01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:08,130
我不喜欢冷笑话
1010
01:13:14,671 --> 01:13:17,046
怎样？你不兴奋？
1011
01:13:19,546 --> 01:13:22,088
你害怕了？ ﹣我干嘛害怕？
1012
01:13:22,713 --> 01:13:26,546
医生说你活不过4岁时
1013
01:13:26,588 --> 01:13:29,755
当时我可不怕 ﹣桑帕和外国人呢？
1014
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:31,755
换我们了，我们是下一组
1015
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,130
希瓦，过来
1016
01:13:33,213 --> 01:13:34,255
我们是下一组
1017
01:13:41,505 --> 01:13:44,046
听着
1018
01:13:48,296 --> 01:13:52,755
空手道王的兄弟偷了他的吊坠盒
1019
01:13:53,171 --> 01:13:56,130
他们两人之间应该要自己解决
1020
01:13:56,713 --> 01:13:59,505
你为什么这么激动？
1021
01:13:59,546 --> 01:14:00,671
让他们去搞定
1022
01:14:00,755 --> 01:14:01,671
什么意思？
1023
01:14:02,588 --> 01:14:04,880
你不是跟着内塔吉为国家而战？
1024
01:14:06,088 --> 01:14:11,046
那是我和内塔吉之间的事
1025
01:14:11,338 --> 01:14:12,130
这个不同
1026
01:14:12,588 --> 01:14:14,546
那次和这次不同
1027
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:16,880
不同？ ﹣对
1028
01:14:17,588 --> 01:14:20,171
所以你让杀妈的凶手逃掉？
1029
01:14:20,963 --> 01:14:21,755
不同
1030
01:14:22,671 --> 01:14:23,921
那次和这次不同
1031
01:14:24,213 --> 01:14:27,463
希瓦，爸，你们俩杵在那干嘛？
1032
01:14:27,671 --> 01:14:28,880
快点，换我们了
1033
01:14:41,588 --> 01:14:51,755
我贾汀桑帕愿意娶娜蒂哈玛为妻
1034
01:14:52,588 --> 01:14:58,380
我娜蒂哈玛愿意嫁给贾汀桑帕
1035
01:15:02,963 --> 01:15:05,130
女士，自拍一下
1036
01:15:05,713 --> 01:15:08,588
老兄，跟我自拍吧
1037
01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:10,130
我也是歪国人
1038
01:15:10,213 --> 01:15:12,088
我是贾汀「史塔克」，哇哩咧
1039
01:15:13,130 --> 01:15:14,296
你的人生重心是什么？
1040
01:15:14,963 --> 01:15:15,546
找出你的重心
1041
01:15:15,588 --> 01:15:16,880
你想效法空手道王，请便
1042
01:15:17,171 --> 01:15:18,005
成为空手道大师
1043
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:20,255
希瓦大师
1044
01:15:20,463 --> 01:15:23,088
希瓦，拍下自己的纪录片
1045
01:15:23,255 --> 01:15:24,171
拿去参加影展
1046
01:15:24,546 --> 01:15:25,880
抱持冒险心，去冒险
1047
01:15:26,255 --> 01:15:27,713
去德国，去日本
1048
01:15:30,546 --> 01:15:33,838
爷爷，你是1941年出生
1049
01:15:34,671 --> 01:15:36,755
内塔吉在1945年过世
1050
01:15:37,463 --> 01:15:38,713
照你的说法
1051
01:15:40,213 --> 01:15:44,505
你在4岁时就去过日本、德国等等
1052
01:15:45,796 --> 01:15:46,713
你都没去过，对吧？
1053
01:15:50,005 --> 01:15:51,255
我不是笨蛋
1054
01:15:53,213 --> 01:15:54,921
你可能有一些伟大故事
1055
01:15:56,046 --> 01:15:57,546
但对我来说不是真的
1056
01:15:58,463 --> 01:16:00,046
就像你经常说
1057
01:16:00,463 --> 01:16:02,046
在每个不凡故事的背后
1058
01:16:02,088 --> 01:16:03,296
一些错误决定
1059
01:16:05,130 --> 01:16:05,921
我哪时说的？
1060
01:16:06,005 --> 01:16:07,505
你一定有说
1061
01:16:08,338 --> 01:16:10,005
我有太多老生常谈了
1062
01:16:10,963 --> 01:16:11,880
你说得对
1063
01:16:18,171 --> 01:16:21,463
我说我不想看到苏佩出现
1064
01:16:21,588 --> 01:16:23,130
她怎么来了？
1065
01:16:23,588 --> 01:16:26,713
谁跟她说我要办百人斩大赛？
1066
01:16:26,796 --> 01:16:29,171
她有关注你，一定知道
1067
01:16:29,255 --> 01:16:30,005
这个傻妞
1068
01:16:33,296 --> 01:16:35,046
重点是
1069
01:16:35,671 --> 01:16:38,921
前4年我们不必公布
1070
01:16:39,171 --> 01:16:41,338
我们获利超过2万5千元
1071
01:16:41,380 --> 01:16:43,171
（你是传奇，千万别忘记）
1072
01:16:43,213 --> 01:16:44,505
我们要谨慎一点
1073
01:16:44,588 --> 01:16:45,713
（通话结束，库马督察）
1074
01:16:46,588 --> 01:16:47,546
弄坏了？
1075
01:16:47,838 --> 01:16:49,088
马尼，你在等谁？
1076
01:16:50,963 --> 01:16:56,463
如果来了20人，也能办场小比赛
1077
01:16:57,296 --> 01:16:58,296
20人？
1078
01:16:59,838 --> 01:17:00,380
会有人来的
1079
01:17:01,338 --> 01:17:03,463
嗨，妳的吉祥痣呢？
1080
01:17:04,046 --> 01:17:05,921
还有拿下墨镜，我们在室内
1081
01:17:06,630 --> 01:17:07,463
抱歉
1082
01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:14,213
好多了
1083
01:17:14,546 --> 01:17:16,046
女士 ﹣在叫妳了
1084
01:17:16,171 --> 01:17:17,463
请向前 ﹣快去
1085
01:17:21,421 --> 01:17:23,671
要是他们把我埋了，你会留下来？
1086
01:17:24,255 --> 01:17:26,713
当然，我会主持你的告别式
1087
01:17:26,796 --> 01:17:32,046
好，请吉米把我的吊坠盒还来
1088
01:17:32,171 --> 01:17:35,046
把我放进棺材时绑在我的脖子上
1089
01:17:35,171 --> 01:17:37,546
我在天堂跟我爸重逢时
1090
01:17:38,296 --> 01:17:41,088
我会感觉保留了他的遗产
1091
01:17:41,213 --> 01:17:42,588
那玩意很贵吗？
1092
01:17:43,421 --> 01:17:45,130
可以做个复制品
1093
01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:49,171
看起来会跟原本的一样
1094
01:17:49,505 --> 01:17:50,463
你爸也会很高兴
1095
01:17:55,296 --> 01:17:56,463
有人来了
1096
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,755
从后门进来
1097
01:18:02,588 --> 01:18:04,338
毕竟还是有人来了
1098
01:18:27,005 --> 01:18:28,671
我好像在哪见过你
1099
01:18:29,921 --> 01:18:31,338
是印度死侍
1100
01:18:34,296 --> 01:18:35,005
走吧
1101
01:18:39,630 --> 01:18:41,588
快走，去拿回你的吊坠盒
1102
01:18:44,005 --> 01:18:45,671
要不要去随你
1103
01:18:46,630 --> 01:18:48,046
给我吉米的地址
1104
01:18:49,588 --> 01:18:50,671
给他吧
1105
01:18:52,088 --> 01:18:54,755
随便，我自己去找
1106
01:18:56,838 --> 01:18:57,713
等等
1107
01:18:59,046 --> 01:18:59,796
等等
1108
01:19:05,213 --> 01:19:06,880
我的鞋子呢？ ﹣那里
1109
01:19:27,255 --> 01:19:28,796
1楼
1110
01:19:33,005 --> 01:19:36,546
朋友们好，吉米保全服务的吉米
1111
01:19:37,005 --> 01:19:40,296
本公司精选了越南的格斗家
1112
01:19:40,630 --> 01:19:42,380
罗马的拳击手
1113
01:19:42,588 --> 01:19:44,671
全是货真价实的打手
1114
01:19:44,755 --> 01:19:45,963
全部身手矫捷
1115
01:19:46,380 --> 01:19:48,630
我的打手灵活如猫
1116
01:19:49,005 --> 01:19:51,421
听觉如犬，力大如牛
1117
01:19:51,505 --> 01:19:54,505
聪明如狐，攻击如虎
1118
01:19:54,630 --> 01:19:57,713
我们有南韩、美国的致命打手
1119
01:19:57,921 --> 01:20:00,921
你小时候有伤到头吗？
1120
01:20:03,171 --> 01:20:04,921
还是你有其他疾病？
1121
01:20:06,338 --> 01:20:08,005
你有点秀逗
1122
01:20:10,046 --> 01:20:13,921
（我们来找吉米拿回吊坠盒）
1123
01:20:14,671 --> 01:20:15,671
苏佩
1124
01:20:17,421 --> 01:20:18,588
快逃
1125
01:20:19,921 --> 01:20:20,630
随便
1126
01:20:20,796 --> 01:20:22,213
我说真的
1127
01:20:23,588 --> 01:20:26,213
听着，妳担心妳一离开
1128
01:20:26,296 --> 01:20:28,796
阿图不会付我的医疗费
1129
01:20:29,171 --> 01:20:29,755
对吧？
1130
01:20:30,588 --> 01:20:31,755
什么？ ﹣没错
1131
01:20:32,171 --> 01:20:33,463
我哪里都不会去
1132
01:20:33,546 --> 01:20:35,463
苏佩，现在是妳逃走的最好机会
1133
01:20:35,630 --> 01:20:37,963
很快就会广播登机
1134
01:20:38,296 --> 01:20:40,296
我们会进去，妳就趁机逃走
1135
01:20:40,463 --> 01:20:42,421
妈，妳在说什么？
1136
01:20:42,505 --> 01:20:43,713
闭嘴，听我说
1137
01:20:43,921 --> 01:20:45,046
我们都会进去
1138
01:20:45,421 --> 01:20:49,880
如果有人问妳在哪，我会说在厕所
1139
01:20:49,963 --> 01:20:52,588
厕所？ ﹣不久我们会到达加拿大
1140
01:20:54,171 --> 01:20:55,838
妳在说什么？ ﹣听我说
1141
01:20:56,421 --> 01:20:59,546
等到降落，我会注射一大针胰岛素
1142
01:20:59,630 --> 01:21:00,630
胰岛素？
1143
01:21:00,713 --> 01:21:03,463
我有带胰岛素，听我说
1144
01:21:04,296 --> 01:21:07,755
我一注射胰岛素，血糖值会骤降
1145
01:21:08,005 --> 01:21:10,005
我们就会直接去医院
1146
01:21:10,630 --> 01:21:12,671
去了医院，我就会接受治疗
1147
01:21:12,755 --> 01:21:15,630
我都计划好了，别担心，苏佩
1148
01:21:15,713 --> 01:21:18,046
妳在说什么？ ﹣苏佩
1149
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:26,296
妳常问我为何照顾虐待我的男人
1150
01:21:27,588 --> 01:21:29,338
我回答不出来
1151
01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:33,838
我不相信什么以夫为天的鬼话
1152
01:21:34,046 --> 01:21:36,088
但这种观念刻在我们心中
1153
01:21:36,338 --> 01:21:38,796
我不是自愿牺牲，我只是照做
1154
01:21:40,630 --> 01:21:41,880
妳明白吗？
1155
01:21:42,380 --> 01:21:45,088
妈，一大针胰岛素，什么嘛
1156
01:21:45,671 --> 01:21:46,630
等等
1157
01:21:47,005 --> 01:21:48,588
小心
1158
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:53,130
老板，我到外头了
1159
01:21:55,796 --> 01:21:56,713
听好了
1160
01:21:56,963 --> 01:21:59,963
我缺个夜间警卫，你有兴趣？
1161
01:22:00,255 --> 01:22:01,380
把吊坠盒还给我
1162
01:22:03,630 --> 01:22:04,921
旁边的家伙是谁？
1163
01:22:07,546 --> 01:22:08,338
希瓦
1164
01:22:09,380 --> 01:22:12,796
大热天还扮成忍者龟，滚蛋
1165
01:22:13,588 --> 01:22:15,005
人家不是忍者龟
1166
01:22:15,505 --> 01:22:16,421
拜托告诉他
1167
01:22:16,505 --> 01:22:19,921
为什么你要玩弄我的感情？
1168
01:22:20,588 --> 01:22:22,713
吊坠盒是老爸给我的
1169
01:22:22,796 --> 01:22:25,296
你是催泪片的粉丝，难怪哭点低
1170
01:22:25,380 --> 01:22:27,088
你留着山羊胡应该当耶稣的粉丝
1171
01:22:27,213 --> 01:22:29,255
老爸不是给你，是给我
1172
01:22:29,338 --> 01:22:31,463
你为什么要羞辱我？
1173
01:22:33,130 --> 01:22:40,380
（妈，真是馊主意，妳在演肥皂剧）
1174
01:22:42,963 --> 01:22:44,755
苏佩，别想太多
1175
01:22:44,838 --> 01:22:47,671
想太多就会有太多顾忌
1176
01:22:48,963 --> 01:22:50,671
（快逃）
1177
01:22:50,755 --> 01:22:53,380
（快逃啦）
1178
01:22:53,546 --> 01:22:55,421
（还不快逃）
1179
01:22:55,671 --> 01:22:57,380
苏佩，手机给我
1180
01:22:57,671 --> 01:22:58,588
手机给我
1181
01:22:59,088 --> 01:23:01,171
抱歉 ﹣妳搞什么？
1182
01:23:01,255 --> 01:23:03,255
我去拿卫生纸 ﹣不要紧
1183
01:23:03,463 --> 01:23:03,963
快去拿
1184
01:23:04,046 --> 01:23:05,588
一定很烫 ﹣我没事
1185
01:23:59,380 --> 01:24:00,796
哪里拼错？给我看
1186
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:02,796
「运」是「ㄩ」开头
1187
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:04,880
告诉我「运」怎么拼
1188
01:24:04,963 --> 01:24:05,630
告诉我
1189
01:24:40,796 --> 01:24:41,588
拍谢
1190
01:24:46,671 --> 01:24:47,588
五次
1191
01:24:47,671 --> 01:24:49,880
我得填五次运货单
1192
01:24:50,255 --> 01:24:51,588
快说「运」怎么拼
1193
01:24:51,671 --> 01:24:52,505
不是我
1194
01:24:54,838 --> 01:24:56,546
快说「运」怎么拼
1195
01:24:58,755 --> 01:25:01,463
不是我，是他们
1196
01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:07,505
他们当真要在里面开打？
1197
01:25:15,255 --> 01:25:16,088
两光家俱
1198
01:25:16,380 --> 01:25:17,588
别再买便宜货了
1199
01:25:18,130 --> 01:25:19,296
都不听我的劝
1200
01:25:21,296 --> 01:25:22,338
流血，好痛
1201
01:25:25,546 --> 01:25:27,296
喂，小子
1202
01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:31,588
没用的家伙
1203
01:26:07,505 --> 01:26:09,630
到底在搞什么？ ﹣快走
1204
01:26:12,255 --> 01:26:13,421
你在这里干嘛？
1205
01:26:13,505 --> 01:26:15,213
你是警卫，快上
1206
01:26:15,838 --> 01:26:16,796
我有糖尿病
1207
01:27:03,921 --> 01:27:05,588
给我枪 ﹣不行
1208
01:27:05,630 --> 01:27:06,380
给我
1209
01:27:06,588 --> 01:27:07,338
你有许可吗？
1210
01:27:07,421 --> 01:27:07,963
给我枪
1211
01:27:08,046 --> 01:27:09,796
你有授权吗？ ﹣拜托给我枪
1212
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:10,671
不行
1213
01:27:13,671 --> 01:27:15,713
快走，我承认你有两把刷子
1214
01:27:15,796 --> 01:27:16,588
快走
1215
01:27:22,588 --> 01:27:24,505
老板，请赶快下来
1216
01:27:24,588 --> 01:27:26,463
有一帮人在闹事
1217
01:27:26,546 --> 01:27:28,838
我打败其他人，只剩两人
1218
01:27:28,921 --> 01:27:30,088
但他们很危险
1219
01:27:47,505 --> 01:27:48,546
在搞什么？
1220
01:28:16,671 --> 01:28:17,963
枪手来了
1221
01:28:20,838 --> 01:28:22,505
你去乔，老头不给枪
1222
01:28:23,505 --> 01:28:25,630
来了一帮敌手，你为什么不给枪？
1223
01:28:25,963 --> 01:28:27,213
只有两人
1224
01:28:27,796 --> 01:28:30,338
独脚马尼和小伙子
1225
01:28:37,588 --> 01:28:39,005
上校，给我枪
1226
01:28:39,421 --> 01:28:43,588
厂商申请和预付支票
1227
01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:47,838
女士，请签名
1228
01:28:48,046 --> 01:28:50,546
女士，女士
1229
01:28:55,796 --> 01:28:58,338
上校，请给我枪
1230
01:28:58,921 --> 01:29:00,796
填表格，笔拿去
1231
01:29:01,505 --> 01:29:04,046
（12楼，吉米保全服务）
1232
01:29:11,671 --> 01:29:16,088
33页，THX11384EB条款
1233
01:29:16,838 --> 01:29:18,005
把枪给我
1234
01:29:18,921 --> 01:29:20,463
好，你说了算
1235
01:29:21,171 --> 01:29:24,671
谁号称你是超级巨星
1236
01:29:25,338 --> 01:29:28,213
谁号称你是超级巨星
1237
01:29:31,130 --> 01:29:32,671
知道我老子是谁？
1238
01:29:33,088 --> 01:29:35,088
不是大衣，也不是大车
1239
01:29:35,171 --> 01:29:37,130
暴动一方总是与你为敌
1240
01:29:37,213 --> 01:29:39,255
连拳头都受够老是没打中
1241
01:29:39,338 --> 01:29:42,046
谁号称你是超级巨星
1242
01:29:43,380 --> 01:29:45,630
谁号称你是超级巨星
1243
01:29:48,755 --> 01:29:50,588
我百发百中
1244
01:29:57,671 --> 01:29:58,671
我们有保险吗？
1245
01:29:58,755 --> 01:30:00,671
有 ﹣谁号称你是超级巨星
1246
01:30:03,838 --> 01:30:06,380
谁号称你是超级巨星
1247
01:30:41,755 --> 01:30:43,088
知道我老子是谁？
1248
01:30:43,588 --> 01:30:44,838
好耶
1249
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:50,838
另一台电梯
1250
01:31:16,005 --> 01:31:18,546
长官，电梯关闭
1251
01:31:18,796 --> 01:31:19,921
逃生门在里面
1252
01:31:53,880 --> 01:32:01,005
我向你走一步
1253
01:32:01,338 --> 01:32:03,296
你是否要走向我
1254
01:32:03,505 --> 01:32:10,005
但我永远为你张开双臂
1255
01:32:11,963 --> 01:32:13,921
你们两个快逃
1256
01:32:14,005 --> 01:32:15,296
出去，快逃
1257
01:32:36,921 --> 01:32:39,421
（成功唾手可得）
1258
01:34:23,005 --> 01:34:24,796
你没事吧？ ﹣我没事
1259
01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:27,505
你受伤了？ ﹣我没事啦
1260
01:35:02,046 --> 01:35:05,338
以免我脱水摔个狗吃屎
1261
01:35:05,630 --> 01:35:07,880
我应该先喝一些水
1262
01:35:08,380 --> 01:35:09,713
苏佩很震惊
1263
01:35:10,463 --> 01:35:11,296
但这家伙居然…
1264
01:35:11,380 --> 01:35:12,921
趁我喝水时做出最下流手段
1265
01:35:13,463 --> 01:35:16,546
谁号称你是超级巨星
1266
01:35:17,630 --> 01:35:20,130
谁号称你是超级巨星
1267
01:35:23,421 --> 01:35:24,963
知道我老子是谁？
1268
01:35:25,380 --> 01:35:27,421
不是大衣，也不是大车
1269
01:35:27,505 --> 01:35:29,463
暴动一方总是与你为敌
1270
01:35:29,546 --> 01:35:31,588
连拳头都受够老是没打中
1271
01:35:31,671 --> 01:35:34,338
谁号称你是超级巨星
1272
01:36:12,588 --> 01:36:14,338
然后我们租了一辆跑车
1273
01:36:15,255 --> 01:36:16,588
去最近的山中避暑地
1274
01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:19,005
但这也并非事实
1275
01:36:19,255 --> 01:36:21,171
我们必须爬下去
1276
01:36:22,380 --> 01:36:24,963
跳上卡车逃走
1277
01:36:30,963 --> 01:36:32,838
是你，枪手
1278
01:36:33,130 --> 01:36:34,921
吉米和警察会追捕我们吗？
1279
01:36:35,130 --> 01:36:36,880
吉米不会报警
1280
01:36:37,296 --> 01:36:38,588
他会亲自追杀我们
1281
01:36:38,671 --> 01:36:40,296
那我们为什么不报警？
1282
01:36:40,588 --> 01:36:42,380
要跟警察说什么？
1283
01:36:42,463 --> 01:36:44,046
我们烧毁了他的公司
1284
01:36:44,505 --> 01:36:45,880
但我们为什么要逃走？
1285
01:36:48,171 --> 01:36:49,421
吊坠盒还在他那里
1286
01:36:50,046 --> 01:36:50,796
我们去找他
1287
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:52,380
嘴炮的正义魔人
1288
01:36:52,463 --> 01:36:53,546
我们去找他啊
1289
01:36:54,171 --> 01:36:57,005
明天找齐所有人手
1290
01:36:58,088 --> 01:37:00,755
谁没出现就会永远消失
1291
01:37:02,130 --> 01:37:03,296
希望你不会缺席
1292
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:06,588
吉米 ﹣快逃
1293
01:37:06,671 --> 01:37:07,421
我的妈呀
1294
01:37:16,755 --> 01:37:20,671
我的兄弟竟敢干出这种事
1295
01:37:21,713 --> 01:37:23,671
我们能杀了他，我会杀了他
1296
01:37:24,088 --> 01:37:26,130
你别插手，我会杀了他
1297
01:37:27,296 --> 01:37:29,296
好，我要挂断了
1298
01:37:29,380 --> 01:37:31,505
别哭了，我要关机了
1299
01:37:31,588 --> 01:37:32,463
掰掰
1300
01:37:34,421 --> 01:37:37,921
帕布在电话上哭，他丢下我们
1301
01:37:43,921 --> 01:37:45,005
你为什么传简讯给我？
1302
01:37:47,755 --> 01:37:49,046
那是自动发送
1303
01:37:49,505 --> 01:37:51,463
你的可笑幻想实现了？
1304
01:37:52,088 --> 01:37:53,005
美梦成真了吗？
1305
01:37:53,755 --> 01:37:54,755
你小时候
1306
01:37:54,838 --> 01:37:58,671
你学空手道王把人踹下楼顶
1307
01:37:59,338 --> 01:38:00,671
这次你烧毁整栋楼
1308
01:38:01,338 --> 01:38:03,463
听着，很抱歉
1309
01:38:05,755 --> 01:38:09,463
你很早就对我们家有重大影响
1310
01:38:09,546 --> 01:38:11,921
别管了，爷爷，真是的
1311
01:38:12,463 --> 01:38:13,463
爷爷，你怎么跟爸说的？
1312
01:38:13,546 --> 01:38:14,921
我能跟他说什么？啥都没说
1313
01:38:15,005 --> 01:38:16,963
你看你爸
1314
01:38:18,296 --> 01:38:20,255
他正在跟娜蒂玩空手道
1315
01:38:22,796 --> 01:38:23,546
喝吧
1316
01:38:28,130 --> 01:38:30,505
好啦，别难过了
1317
01:38:31,671 --> 01:38:35,588
妳终于学会发射雷射光束了
1318
01:38:36,296 --> 01:38:39,755
不然吉米的办公室是怎么烧毁的
1319
01:38:41,296 --> 01:38:42,546
苏佩，妳要去哪？
1320
01:38:42,963 --> 01:38:44,796
爷爷要我们睡楼上
1321
01:38:45,380 --> 01:38:47,046
但楼下很空
1322
01:38:47,130 --> 01:38:47,963
过来
1323
01:38:49,963 --> 01:38:50,963
苏佩
1324
01:38:52,713 --> 01:38:54,338
妳怎么遇见空手道王的？
1325
01:38:54,838 --> 01:38:56,546
在街头
1326
01:38:58,213 --> 01:39:01,505
那阿图呢？ ﹣在购物中心
1327
01:39:02,005 --> 01:39:05,671
有一场歌唱比赛，他为我献唱
1328
01:39:08,588 --> 01:39:09,880
随便，批评我吧
1329
01:39:11,546 --> 01:39:12,421
那又怎样
1330
01:39:12,921 --> 01:39:14,088
他唱什么？
1331
01:39:14,421 --> 01:39:17,380
「我尽量不爱上你」
1332
01:39:17,755 --> 01:39:20,588
他唱得五音不全
1333
01:39:21,338 --> 01:39:22,963
他来家里见我爸妈
1334
01:39:23,338 --> 01:39:24,880
他开始帮我们负担家计
1335
01:39:25,838 --> 01:39:28,588
他变成正牌儿子
1336
01:39:29,213 --> 01:39:30,380
我在自己家里却变成小媳妇
1337
01:39:32,213 --> 01:39:33,588
反正我妈…
1338
01:39:36,130 --> 01:39:37,921
算了
1339
01:39:42,255 --> 01:39:42,838
现在呢？
1340
01:39:44,130 --> 01:39:44,838
现在嘛
1341
01:39:45,838 --> 01:39:47,296
我的人生自由了
1342
01:39:49,880 --> 01:39:51,588
这全是我的错吗？
1343
01:39:52,755 --> 01:39:55,463
不是你的错，是我的错
1344
01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:57,838
你说过，我的潜力无限
1345
01:39:57,921 --> 01:39:59,505
我比你强壮一百倍
1346
01:39:59,713 --> 01:40:02,255
你说「苏佩，快跳」，我就跳了
1347
01:40:03,088 --> 01:40:04,546
妳还是一样的苏佩
1348
01:40:08,088 --> 01:40:12,255
我发誓如果这次我们活下来
1349
01:40:13,671 --> 01:40:16,796
我保证下一步的计划就是
1350
01:40:17,130 --> 01:40:18,380
抓到所有的机车抢匪
1351
01:40:19,088 --> 01:40:20,963
打包票？ ﹣老妈为誓
1352
01:40:27,255 --> 01:40:28,130
过来
1353
01:40:30,255 --> 01:40:31,005
移一下
1354
01:40:33,005 --> 01:40:35,213
现在的局面是
1355
01:40:36,421 --> 01:40:38,255
人生像被疥癣虫咬得乱七八糟
1356
01:40:38,880 --> 01:40:42,546
又痒又爽，但也很痛
1357
01:40:44,338 --> 01:40:45,671
但我感觉不到痒
1358
01:40:47,796 --> 01:40:50,296
你不晓得那是什么快感
1359
01:40:50,380 --> 01:40:55,963
痒的时候，你不得安宁
1360
01:40:56,380 --> 01:41:00,505
当你抓到正确位置，就像…
1361
01:41:00,963 --> 01:41:02,296
抓我一下
1362
01:41:02,796 --> 01:41:04,213
怎么抓？ ﹣这样抓
1363
01:41:05,213 --> 01:41:06,671
快点，抓一下
1364
01:41:08,255 --> 01:41:09,046
靠左一点
1365
01:41:09,713 --> 01:41:10,755
左边，左边
1366
01:41:11,005 --> 01:41:13,463
下面，再下面一点
1367
01:41:16,838 --> 01:41:17,713
抓够了
1368
01:41:25,171 --> 01:41:26,588
这12年来你在干嘛？
1369
01:41:28,380 --> 01:41:29,588
我以前很好奇
1370
01:41:32,213 --> 01:41:35,588
我们小时候有翅膀
1371
01:41:37,130 --> 01:41:39,421
那长大后为何用爬的？
1372
01:41:40,296 --> 01:41:43,505
拜托，别再说那一套「鲁米」哲理
1373
01:41:43,880 --> 01:41:44,963
我没心情
1374
01:41:45,463 --> 01:41:46,421
谁是鲁米？（神秘主义诗人）
1375
01:41:48,630 --> 01:41:50,838
幸好你不知道鲁米
1376
01:41:51,130 --> 01:41:54,296
现在大家连打喷嚏都会说
1377
01:41:54,713 --> 01:41:57,546
是鲁米的旨意 ﹣「他们」是谁？
1378
01:41:57,755 --> 01:41:58,671
每个人
1379
01:42:01,005 --> 01:42:02,588
鲁米说了什么？
1380
01:42:05,463 --> 01:42:09,588
他说，希瓦
1381
01:42:11,546 --> 01:42:15,213
从此刻起你不再是小人物
1382
01:42:15,296 --> 01:42:17,338
你会成为传奇
1383
01:42:17,546 --> 01:42:18,296
蛤？
1384
01:42:41,588 --> 01:42:43,005
我真的有高潮
1385
01:42:46,088 --> 01:42:47,338
我感觉不到痛
1386
01:42:48,963 --> 01:42:50,005
但我感觉到其他一切
1387
01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:06,130
糟了
1388
01:43:55,588 --> 01:43:56,921
避孕药和水
1389
01:44:01,213 --> 01:44:02,213
谢谢
1390
01:44:41,088 --> 01:44:43,463
妳是正港的英雄，没落跑
1391
01:44:44,130 --> 01:44:46,338
他们试图警告妳，但妳没走
1392
01:44:46,505 --> 01:44:47,505
精神可嘉
1393
01:44:48,380 --> 01:44:51,921
但我又要重头说一遍比赛规则
1394
01:44:51,963 --> 01:44:53,588
因为妳迟到
1395
01:44:55,255 --> 01:44:59,046
比赛是「全部打一个」
1396
01:44:59,505 --> 01:45:02,421
第一位参赛者是马尼
1397
01:45:02,505 --> 01:45:03,963
因为你是我兄弟
1398
01:45:04,296 --> 01:45:07,005
去完成你帮老爸庆生的梦想吧
1399
01:45:07,088 --> 01:45:09,421
我没有一百人，但少说有20人
1400
01:45:12,671 --> 01:45:14,546
谁用胶带绑住他的脚？
1401
01:45:14,630 --> 01:45:16,463
谁绑的？哪个天才？
1402
01:45:19,880 --> 01:45:21,838
他倒下，妳第二个
1403
01:45:22,005 --> 01:45:23,630
她倒下，你第三个
1404
01:45:23,713 --> 01:45:26,546
你倒下，老头第四个
1405
01:45:26,838 --> 01:45:28,505
阿伯，你还能打吧？
1406
01:45:29,088 --> 01:45:30,505
如果我的手下获胜
1407
01:45:31,213 --> 01:45:33,838
他们还是没头路，但会保住小命
1408
01:45:34,505 --> 01:45:35,505
这样说定了
1409
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:37,421
我是裁判
1410
01:45:37,630 --> 01:45:40,171
裁判的决定说了算
1411
01:45:40,838 --> 01:45:41,963
瞭了没？
1412
01:45:43,255 --> 01:45:44,088
预备，开始
1413
01:45:46,671 --> 01:45:47,421
安静
1414
01:45:47,630 --> 01:45:50,505
鬼叫什么？这是住宅区
1415
01:45:50,921 --> 01:45:51,963
有公德心一点
1416
01:45:52,255 --> 01:45:54,088
先把他的手脚松绑
1417
01:45:54,796 --> 01:45:55,880
让他站在中间
1418
01:45:55,963 --> 01:45:58,421
看起来要像对决
1419
01:45:58,505 --> 01:45:59,171
快去
1420
01:45:59,463 --> 01:46:00,838
（阿三大混战，人人自保）
1421
01:46:00,880 --> 01:46:02,838
预备备，阿三大混战开打
1422
01:46:03,296 --> 01:46:04,880
（第一轮，空手道王）
照吉米所说
1423
01:46:04,921 --> 01:46:07,005
第一轮，空手道王
1424
01:46:07,171 --> 01:46:09,588
（第二轮，苏佩）
空手道王被击倒
1425
01:46:09,630 --> 01:46:11,380
第二轮，苏佩
1426
01:46:11,755 --> 01:46:13,296
因为我排在第三轮
1427
01:46:13,880 --> 01:46:16,796
我在一旁纳凉咬着手帕很久
1428
01:46:22,505 --> 01:46:25,588
我恨不得上场打断所有人的骨头
1429
01:46:25,630 --> 01:46:27,046
然后出现一记惩处警告
1430
01:46:27,171 --> 01:46:30,213
人总是在一片寂静时被逮到放屁
1431
01:46:30,630 --> 01:46:33,088
无论你多拚命用周遭噪音掩饰
1432
01:46:33,171 --> 01:46:35,588
在那一刻全宇宙变得万籁无声
1433
01:46:35,630 --> 01:46:37,338
不知为何，这如同法则
1434
01:46:38,463 --> 01:46:41,213
别想干蠢事
1435
01:46:41,588 --> 01:46:42,630
我会逮到你
1436
01:46:48,338 --> 01:46:51,005
别踏出界线
1437
01:46:51,380 --> 01:46:54,380
否则这老头就完蛋了
1438
01:46:54,463 --> 01:46:55,505
不再有意义
1439
01:46:56,255 --> 01:46:56,755
什么？
1440
01:46:58,255 --> 01:47:01,255
安静，搞得我无法专心
1441
01:47:14,421 --> 01:47:15,630
突如其来
1442
01:47:16,088 --> 01:47:17,463
这家伙登场
1443
01:47:17,921 --> 01:47:19,713
为何？我哪知
1444
01:47:26,088 --> 01:47:27,546
吉米有点不爽
1445
01:47:31,046 --> 01:47:33,255
在被狂K几下之后
1446
01:47:35,630 --> 01:47:37,421
他决定逃走
1447
01:47:41,630 --> 01:47:44,588
吉米交代枪手，杀了他
1448
01:47:44,713 --> 01:47:46,171
枪手告诉吉米
1449
01:47:46,338 --> 01:47:47,588
老大，他只是工人
1450
01:47:47,630 --> 01:47:49,630
他不是警卫，让他走
1451
01:47:49,671 --> 01:47:51,005
吉米感觉很受伤
1452
01:47:51,713 --> 01:47:53,255
他也捅了枪手一刀
1453
01:48:01,296 --> 01:48:04,921
毕竟吉米是个神经恶棍
1454
01:49:19,171 --> 01:49:20,171
换你们，阿比和阿弟
1455
01:49:51,588 --> 01:49:53,421
如果爸没遇到娜蒂
1456
01:49:54,088 --> 01:49:55,713
如果我没走出家里
1457
01:49:57,713 --> 01:49:59,630
那苏佩可能已经在加拿大
1458
01:50:00,338 --> 01:50:01,463
而空手道王
1459
01:50:01,755 --> 01:50:03,713
可能正在跟帕布喝酒
1460
01:50:10,171 --> 01:50:12,421
但在每个不凡故事的背后
1461
01:50:12,630 --> 01:50:14,921
都有一些错误决定
1462
01:50:15,213 --> 01:50:16,213
（第三轮，希瓦）
1463
01:50:16,255 --> 01:50:18,213
爷爷曾经这样说
1464
01:50:18,671 --> 01:50:19,880
瘦皮猴
1465
01:50:19,963 --> 01:50:23,588
老大，他感觉不到痛
1466
01:50:24,463 --> 01:50:26,046
要一个一个上吗？
1467
01:50:26,380 --> 01:50:27,838
干脆我们一起干掉他？
1468
01:50:54,671 --> 01:50:57,338
竟然这么快就结束了
1469
01:50:57,796 --> 01:50:59,755
我以为我会屹立不摇
1470
01:51:07,088 --> 01:51:12,546
英年早逝的人也许会跃上传奇地位
1471
01:51:16,755 --> 01:51:20,921
爷爷一直苦苦哀求赏点水
1472
01:51:21,630 --> 01:51:23,671
吉米和小喽啰只是袖手旁观
1473
01:51:34,213 --> 01:51:38,046
然后我死了，吉米杀了爷爷
1474
01:51:39,255 --> 01:51:40,838
八成是这种结局
1475
01:51:41,213 --> 01:51:43,171
但母亲显灵了
1476
01:53:18,921 --> 01:53:20,671
去解决他们
1477
01:53:22,088 --> 01:53:23,796
去毙了他们
1478
01:53:29,671 --> 01:53:31,338
公平竞赛呗
1479
01:53:33,671 --> 01:53:36,505
武士先生，祝好运
1480
01:54:07,005 --> 01:54:09,630
暂停，暂停
1481
01:54:09,713 --> 01:54:11,921
等一下，我是裁判，听我说
1482
01:54:12,213 --> 01:54:13,671
光是对干不好玩
1483
01:54:14,005 --> 01:54:14,505
对吧？
1484
01:54:14,588 --> 01:54:16,671
把游戏规则定得更清楚吧
1485
01:54:17,338 --> 01:54:19,630
如果你先得10分
1486
01:54:20,213 --> 01:54:21,630
你就能把这三个败将带走
1487
01:54:21,671 --> 01:54:25,546
武士，如果你领高薪还打输
1488
01:54:25,588 --> 01:54:29,213
直接切腹，瞭了没？
1489
01:54:29,296 --> 01:54:31,546
简单明了，直截了当
1490
01:54:31,755 --> 01:54:33,796
防守没分，攻击才能得分
1491
01:54:34,296 --> 01:54:36,838
等一下，等等
1492
01:54:37,713 --> 01:54:39,880
跟好莱坞电影一样无脑
1493
01:54:40,255 --> 01:54:42,546
准备好了？
1494
01:54:43,880 --> 01:54:44,588
预备
1495
01:54:46,546 --> 01:54:47,255
开始
1496
01:54:48,588 --> 01:54:50,005
武士1分
1497
01:54:53,380 --> 01:54:55,505
红衣男0分，武士2分
1498
01:54:57,046 --> 01:54:58,921
漂亮，武士3分
1499
01:55:06,255 --> 01:55:06,963
4分
1500
01:55:07,046 --> 01:55:07,838
5分
1501
01:55:35,713 --> 01:55:38,088
红衣男0分，武士6分
1502
01:55:47,963 --> 01:55:50,630
不必起来，躺着观赏
1503
01:55:52,088 --> 01:55:53,088
看好戏啰
1504
01:55:56,546 --> 01:55:58,171
你的肝伤得不轻吧
1505
01:55:59,380 --> 01:56:00,838
喝太多廉价的利口酒
1506
01:56:02,588 --> 01:56:03,671
他不行了
1507
01:56:05,921 --> 01:56:07,380
躺下，休息
1508
01:56:07,630 --> 01:56:10,338
如果爷爷在我小时候唱些励志歌
1509
01:56:11,171 --> 01:56:12,338
我现在就会哼了
1510
01:56:13,255 --> 01:56:14,255
但他是音痴
1511
01:56:15,421 --> 01:56:16,171
无所谓
1512
01:56:17,546 --> 01:56:18,630
加油，希瓦，加油
1513
01:56:19,630 --> 01:56:20,921
加油，希瓦，加油
1514
01:56:21,755 --> 01:56:23,755
我非打不可 ﹣准备好了？
1515
01:56:26,588 --> 01:56:27,505
开战
1516
01:56:29,255 --> 01:56:31,671
希瓦，希瓦
1517
01:56:32,630 --> 01:56:34,713
希瓦，希瓦
1518
01:56:35,630 --> 01:56:37,630
希瓦，希瓦
1519
01:56:38,546 --> 01:56:39,671
希瓦
1520
01:56:48,921 --> 01:56:50,421
好啦，好啦
1521
01:57:02,213 --> 01:57:05,380
好啦，红衣男5分，武士7分
1522
01:57:22,255 --> 01:57:23,046
骨头断了？
1523
01:57:23,338 --> 01:57:26,213
乱痛的，有你的
1524
01:57:26,380 --> 01:57:27,213
但我数过
1525
01:57:27,463 --> 01:57:29,380
7次都是防守，你是0分
1526
01:57:29,463 --> 01:57:31,213
他踹断你的腿，得1分
1527
01:57:31,421 --> 01:57:33,296
红衣男5分，武士8分
1528
01:57:33,546 --> 01:57:35,213
公平竞赛，一切公平
1529
01:57:37,171 --> 01:57:39,713
武士真是屌打你
1530
01:57:41,046 --> 01:57:42,046
他没戏唱了
1531
01:57:42,171 --> 01:57:42,963
再拿2分
1532
01:57:43,755 --> 01:57:45,088
赶快，闷爆了
1533
01:57:45,213 --> 01:57:46,255
赶快做个了结
1534
01:57:47,713 --> 01:57:48,546
快结束了
1535
01:57:59,713 --> 01:58:01,088
别慌，希瓦，别慌
1536
01:58:05,505 --> 01:58:08,296
脚别施力，独脚也行
1537
01:58:09,088 --> 01:58:11,796
记得，腿别施力
1538
01:58:11,963 --> 01:58:14,046
否则骨头就接合不了
1539
01:58:14,505 --> 01:58:16,380
快点，只剩2分
1540
01:58:16,463 --> 01:58:17,755
这招是学李小龙的
1541
01:58:18,380 --> 01:58:20,421
中场，被敌手痛扁时
1542
01:58:20,880 --> 01:58:22,713
脱掉上衣
1543
01:58:23,088 --> 01:58:24,046
故意让对方分心
1544
01:58:29,088 --> 01:58:31,296
人应该不断喝水
1545
01:58:50,921 --> 01:58:53,921
快点，替你的偶像完成梦想
1546
01:58:54,588 --> 01:58:56,171
快点，快点
1547
01:58:57,171 --> 01:58:58,380
感情用事的小子
1548
01:59:04,463 --> 01:59:06,796
一二三，拼了
1549
01:59:07,588 --> 01:59:09,421
我发过誓要报仇
1550
01:59:09,630 --> 01:59:11,838
为了爷爷、苏佩和空手道王的自尊
1551
01:59:11,921 --> 01:59:14,838
等等，我还没说完独白
1552
01:59:15,963 --> 01:59:17,213
得分
1553
01:59:17,296 --> 01:59:18,630
9比5
1554
01:59:22,671 --> 01:59:25,421
抱歉，武士，我要挽救我的童年
1555
01:59:26,088 --> 01:59:27,630
我得打破规则
1556
01:59:28,546 --> 01:59:29,755
该大放异彩了
1557
02:00:00,505 --> 02:00:00,963
吊坠盒
1558
02:00:01,963 --> 02:00:02,588
你…
1559
02:00:03,380 --> 02:00:04,088
你疯了不成？
1560
02:00:04,671 --> 02:00:05,588
滚开
1561
02:00:05,630 --> 02:00:06,505
别惹毛我
1562
02:00:07,046 --> 02:00:08,588
站住
1563
02:00:09,171 --> 02:00:09,755
给我站住
1564
02:00:09,796 --> 02:00:10,796
你干嘛这么固执？
1565
02:00:11,046 --> 02:00:11,921
你干嘛这么在意吊坠盒？
1566
02:00:12,005 --> 02:00:13,630
马尼是你的神吗？
1567
02:00:15,171 --> 02:00:16,421
你站住
1568
02:00:16,921 --> 02:00:18,630
站住
1569
02:00:18,963 --> 02:00:20,213
我会射杀你
1570
02:00:20,755 --> 02:00:21,463
希瓦
1571
02:00:21,880 --> 02:00:23,380
起来，起来杀了他
1572
02:00:23,505 --> 02:00:24,880
我会开枪
1573
02:00:25,005 --> 02:00:26,338
走开，走开
1574
02:00:26,421 --> 02:00:27,171
我会开枪喔
1575
02:00:27,380 --> 02:00:29,380
这是住宅区，别逼我射杀你
1576
02:00:29,463 --> 02:00:30,588
我会开枪
1577
02:00:34,838 --> 02:00:35,630
希瓦
1578
02:00:58,838 --> 02:00:59,838
好痛
1579
02:02:22,421 --> 02:02:25,338
没看到谁向国旗敬礼
1580
02:02:27,463 --> 02:02:30,130
也听不到演奏国歌
1581
02:02:31,713 --> 02:02:35,588
更没人喜极而泣向我的斗志致敬
1582
02:02:38,005 --> 02:02:39,546
管他这些做作结局
1583
02:02:41,463 --> 02:02:43,130
我感觉像勇者无惧的洛基
1584
02:02:47,796 --> 02:02:49,005
过去人生快速倒带
1585
02:02:49,963 --> 02:02:52,046
这次我肯定死定了
1586
02:02:53,671 --> 02:02:54,255
爷爷
1587
02:02:54,296 --> 02:02:56,796
（几天后）
1588
02:02:56,880 --> 02:02:58,713
希瓦，你醒来了
1589
02:02:59,921 --> 02:03:01,963
连我都活着，我也活着
1590
02:03:02,046 --> 02:03:02,963
安啦
1591
02:03:04,880 --> 02:03:07,338
别动，爷爷，安静躺着
1592
02:03:07,630 --> 02:03:09,671
你们长大竟然去当罪犯
1593
02:03:09,755 --> 02:03:11,088
中弹，骨折
1594
02:03:11,171 --> 02:03:13,463
下次别指望我把你救活
1595
02:03:13,546 --> 02:03:14,921
也别指望你会保住小命
1596
02:03:15,005 --> 02:03:16,380
苏佩，别跟我们家勾勾缠了
1597
02:03:16,463 --> 02:03:17,630
你们也会害我去坐牢
1598
02:03:17,713 --> 02:03:18,630
好啦
1599
02:03:18,921 --> 02:03:19,630
傻ㄚ头
1600
02:03:24,838 --> 02:03:25,588
空手道王
1601
02:03:25,880 --> 02:03:27,463
坐下，别急
1602
02:03:33,505 --> 02:03:34,713
爷爷 ﹣什么？
1603
02:03:34,796 --> 02:03:36,171
（双胞胎兄弟阋墙浴血终结）
1604
02:03:36,213 --> 02:03:37,630
我们击败邪恶了
1605
02:03:37,713 --> 02:03:42,005
别被你爸听到，他会气到住院
1606
02:03:42,338 --> 02:03:43,630
你头壳坏掉吗？
1607
02:03:43,921 --> 02:03:45,463
你到底在想什么？
1608
02:03:45,546 --> 02:03:47,421
击败邪恶个头
1609
02:03:52,088 --> 02:03:53,588
苏佩，从现在起
1610
02:03:54,005 --> 02:03:55,255
不要用枪
1611
02:03:55,921 --> 02:03:57,130
用拳头比较好
1612
02:04:04,546 --> 02:04:06,963
（阿瑟路监狱）
空手道王背下所有罪责
1613
02:04:07,755 --> 02:04:08,963
他成为传奇
1614
02:04:11,255 --> 02:04:12,880
爸度完蜜月回来时
1615
02:04:15,171 --> 02:04:17,130
他的血压急降
1616
02:04:17,671 --> 02:04:19,296
但现在恢复正常了
1617
02:04:21,130 --> 02:04:23,588
苏佩母亲的妙计也成功了
1618
02:04:27,963 --> 02:04:30,796
我当个乖儿子找份正当职业
1619
02:04:31,630 --> 02:04:33,421
我成为会计师
1620
02:04:37,171 --> 02:04:38,588
连苏佩也步入正轨
1621
02:04:39,505 --> 02:04:40,880
跟所有人一样
1622
02:04:40,963 --> 02:04:42,421
她去找工作
1623
02:04:48,088 --> 02:04:49,130
那这个场面是？
1624
02:04:49,796 --> 02:04:50,671
怎么回事？
1625
02:04:51,588 --> 02:04:53,630
这又是后来的故事了
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