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Oh, shit. Wait up.

- Wait up! - Oh no.

A bird just took a crap on my shirt!

- Oh man. - It's all over your head.

On my head?

Yeah.

Oh, shit!

It wasn't just any bird there, Bobby.

That was a turtle dove.

You just got shit on by the bird of love.

Ha, ha, ha.

It definitely wasn't the first time either.

That's symbolic, Bob.

Definitely means something.

I heard it means good luck, actually.

Yeah, well, I sure wouldn't as hell wouldn't want

the bird of love crappin' all over me.

Excuse me, it aimed at the whole boat.

Maybe, but it landed on you.

Your love life is doomed.

Poor, poor Bobby.

You know what, I wouldn't say anything if I were you guys,

because none of you have gotten laid in months,

including Walter, and he's in a permanent relationship.

So how pathetic is that?

You know, it's hard to wanna do it

when the person you're seeing

is desperate to get pregnant, you know?

I feel like a walking sperm bank.

What, you don't know how to say no?

I have tried about a thousand times.

And that is the last time I tell you anything there, Nitz.

Excuse me, I'm a pretty good listener, you know that?

In fact, I've been studying

how to read people's deepest emotions

in their body language and their eyes.

If you watch their eyes,

- you can tell so much. - Yeah, Bobby?

Yeah.

Tell me, what do you see in my eyes?

I see a little boogie.

That's what I thought.

I can also tell with Michael here,

his balls as so blue...

Hey, don't even start with me.

If there's one thing I know for sure,

it's how great my sex life is.

My sex life sucks.

Are you having trouble getting an erection?

No, the sex part's fine.

It's the relationship part I'm having trouble with.

I love women, I really do.

But every time they bring up kids and marriage

and that sort of thing, I seem to shy away.

And I wanna want those things.

Well, we'll work on this.

I guess I ought a tell you this other thing.

I can't stop lusting.

Every time I look at a woman,

I wonder what it would be like to, you know,

to have sex with her.

And I even did it with you.

Well, you know, we're now at at point

in our therapy where transference takes place.

Well, it's not like I think of having sex with you

every time I come here.

I mean, I don't even think of you as a woman anymore.

I didn't mean it like that.

The real reason I'm calling is we're very excited

about this new company, South Shore.

They, rather South Shore's competition...

Tepco, Tepco Systems, Inc., yeah.

Well, they've made some bold moves on the super highway,

and we're feeling pretty good about it.

Yeah, it was a surprise, let me tell ya,

frankly, to all of us here at the firm.

But last week, they were struggling a little bit,

but, but, but this week, we feel like they're coming along.

You know, the iron's hot, the iron's hot,

and we're ready to strike.

So...

How much do I think you should invest?

Well, that depends on your, your, your, on your goals.

And, I mean, personally, I wouldn't go below 25,000.

2,500 is perfect as an initial purchase.

So should I do that then, put you down for,

for 2,500 then, for Tepco?

Okay, all right, well, you think about it,

and I'll call you in a day or two to see how, uh...

I'll wait for your call. Bye bye.

Morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning, Mr. Montgomery.

- Good morning, Jenny. - Good morning.

Good morning, Valerie.

Can you get me the sketches from yesterday,

and a hot cup of tea, please?

Sure thing.

He's looking particularly good today.

You can say that again.

Good morning, everyone.

Good morning, Professor Bushnick.

Trevor Advertising.

Yes, Mr. Kramer is in.

I brought you some fresh mint.

Because I know how much you love mint.

Thank you, Val.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

Anything?

Not, that's it.

Oh. She wants you so bad that it hurts me.

What do we have here, Jim?

Have you taken a good look at that woman?

What woman?

Valarie, your secretary.

The one in the body that walks in and out of here.

When's the last time you went on a date, anyway?

You know, Jim,

I don't think that's any of your business.

You like, one of those guys with like a mommy issue thing?

Like you don't wanna betray mommy?

You got the money, you got the job, you got the looks.

What do you have that I don't have?

Jim, could we talk about this?

I'm having some real problems with this campaign.

I know how you get the women to like you.

You ignore them, treat 'em like shit.

Woman love to be treated like shit.

Jim, I'm paying you to work here.

Not to philosophize about women.

My problem is I'm too nice, gotta keep it complicated,

kind of like, distract- Mr. Montgomery?

Your mom's on line one.

Thank you, Valerie.

Hey, Val, how you doing?

You look like shit.

Yeah well, you always look like shit.

Hi, mother.

How many times do I have to tell you, no blind dates.

I'm really hungry.

That's a nice dress.

This is a really nice table.

What are you thinking?

Oh. I was thinking how beautiful your eyes are.

Thank you, that's so sweet.

Thanks.

So, tell me about yourself.

What do you wanna know?

What do you like to do for fun?

I like to row.

How cute.

I used to date a guy who sailed. Phil.

He always wanted to take me sailing.

Never wanted to take me to the movies.

Never even wanted to take me out to dinner.

He just wanted to go sailing.

I spent a fortune on Dramamine.

Finally, I found out why Phil liked going sailing so much.

He didn't wanna be seen with me in public.

He was married.

You're not married, are you?

No. Of course not.

Just checking.

So why aren't you married?

I have some incredible news for you.

What's up? Oh my God, you got that promotion.

Honey, that's terrific.

No, no, no. No.

It's nothing to do with me.

Are you ready for this?

Alice is pregnant.

Can I have some more mashed potatoes, please?

That's terrific, Nancy.

You could at least pretend to be excited.

Because some girl who lives in Seattle

that I only met three times in my life is pregnant?

I mean, I don't really know Alice.

You were at her wedding.

Ready? Set, go.

Woo-hoo!

I'm Spartacus!

Bottom's up.

Start cleaning the bar.

My man.

So, did you guys have a great weekend, or what?

I couldn't wait for it to end.

Why do you always say that?

Because they bore me.

Well, it depends on what you do with them.

Yeah, you find a great girl, it's not that bad.

Don't you find it monotonous dating all the time, Bob?

Who said anything about dating.

You know what I mean?

I mean, this whole thing about wining and dining girls.

It either clicks or it doesn't.

And if does, you can take the girl

for burgers and fries, and she still likes you, you know?

Why don't you skip the whole aggravation?

Well, what would you do then?

I don't know, stay home, read, watch a movie.

Crochet, knit, jerk off, whatever.

Why do we hang out with him?

Stock tips.

Lower the back, Ned.

Oh, oh, c'mon!

Don't touch it!

Over the head, over the head, over the head.

Hey, who's the hottie?

Don't I know here from some place?

If I knew her, I would remember.

Especially if you knew her in the biblical sense.

Watch out for the water.

Whoa, oh, oh!

Hey, Bob!

Hey, look at yours.

That's a good idea.

Yes, yes, yes.

Cheers.

Oh! I think we did really good today, you guys.

Oh, not too bad, not too bad.

Oo!

- Oh man. - We're coming along.

C'mon, let's face it, we're hot shit.

I got a great idea.

What?

Let's try out for the Kingsley Regatta.

What are you on, crack?

- Yes! - No!

We can win!

We can absolutely win.

- No, we can't. - Yes!

Patrick, another round of J&B,

we wanna make a toast to the Kingsley Regatta.

A toast to the Kingsley Regatta.

We're gonna win the whole thing.

- That's great. - C'mon, we can totally do it.

Scott's right.

What were you laughing at?

The thought of you guys in the regatta.

Do you think that's funny?

You guys still dicking around on the river?

Yes, we're still dicking around on the river.

You know what?

I've seen you guys rowing, you're not that great.

Oh, yeah?

Tell you what.

Tomorrow morning, eight o'clock.

Winner gets a keg of beer.

That's a bet?

Oh, Jesus.

Here's a bet.

Tomorrow morning, eight o'clock we race, like you said.

Right.

But this time, the loser has to run

bare-butt naked down the river.

All right, let's do it.

Sounds good.

Gosh, shrinkage.

Feel that wind between your legs!

Oh, God!

- Oh geez! - Woo!

Hello, goodbye.

Goodbye.

No doubt, the most embarrassing day of my life.

I've never been so fucking humiliated.

I think we should videotape it,

and send it to our parents for Christmas.

You know, Bob,

I think we've had enough of your suggestions.

You know, I think I really had enough

of this whole rowing thing.

Now I hate rowing.

Yeah, rowing sucks.

Sure does.

Maybe we should go back to golf.

Or tennis.

We weren't so bad at tennis.

We sucked at tennis.

I thought we were all right at tennis.

God.

She has got the nicest legs I've ever seen.

She is so beautiful.

What a beautiful mouth.

Does she have any tits?

You better watch your language, she's practically family.

You know her?

Know here, I've known her since she was a little girl.

She just moved from England.

- England? - Do you wanna meet her?

Kimberly!

I love Parisans.

I'd like you to met the boys.

Walter, Scott, Michael and Bob.

- Hi. - Hi, how are you.

Walter Bushnik.

- Bob, how you doing? - Hi.

Michael.

I've seen an awful lot of you boys lately.

Yeah, I know.

Right.

Oo!

Her father was a legend around this place.

He was a great rower, and so is she.

Yeah, like us, I take it, right?

Ha. Have you been rowing long?

- Long time. - Oh yeah.

Yeah, long time.

Since the 40s, so.

True story, weird stuff.

Couldn't you tell?

Your rhythm is a tad wonky.

All you need is a little practice.

Well, maybe you could help us, wonky tad.

That's a great idea.

That's a great idea, what do you say.

Hey, I thought you were giving rowing up?

So, uh, Coach, what do you say?

Well, how do I know your intentions are honorable?

Don't we look honorable?

Yeah, what are you trying to say?

We could really use your help.

This is true.

It'll have to be early.

Early's good.

Yeah, we love early.

Friday morning, seven?

- Great. - Perfect.

Fine.

- Great. - Friday.

The early bird gets the worm.

See you, then.

- Bye. - Bye-bye.

Thanks Coach, toodeloo!

Wow!

Unbelievable.

Oh my God, Friday morning,

I have a teacher's meeting Friday morning.

Friday morning at seven.

I see my shrink on Fridays.

Oh, Christ, I have an important business meeting.

So I guess, we'll just have to cancel her out, right?

- No! - No!

Are you kidding?

It's a quarter of seven!

You got to be kidding!

Where is she? It's 7:01.

She's late.

You look good.

Thanks.

I bet she forgot.

She didn't forget.

Hey guys, over there.

God save the Queen.

Morning.

- Morning. - Morning.

Great, let's get the show on the road.

- Show on the road. - Show on the road.

Show on the road.

One, and two.

And three, focusing on your rhythm.

Eyes, front.

Watch the oar in front of you.

We're all following Bob, here.

Fortunately, or unfortunately.

Sit up, four, tucking in.

Lower back, pulling the chest.

Pound away.

There, when you feel it in your back, gentlemen,

push with your legs, don't kick on.

I wanna hear the oars.

I wanna one one oar, not four of you.

Good.

Walter, pick up the pace.

Walter, focus!

I'm focusing.

Focusing.

And the finish.

Eyes front, pick up the pace.

Reach the rhythm.

God, man.

I haven't felt like this since football practice.

My back is killing me.

- Really, I feel great. - You're sick.

You did much better.

You know, if you work hard, you might make the regatta.

Really?

What do you say, maybe, you'll be our counsel?

No, I don't think so.

C'mon!

Please?

We're really desperate.

We could really you.

You really wanna do it?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Absolutely, yes.

If there's any dilly-dallying, then I'm history.

- No dilly-dallying. - No dilly-dallying.

Whatsoever.

Next time, we'll start with some exercises.

- Exercises. - Great!

Exercises.

Oh, here we go.

I could listen to her give us commands all day.

She's not a bad coach.

Not bad.

She's excellent.

I'm starting to feel like a jock.

I don't know about you guys, but,

I'm having kind of a hard time concentrating.

She's a pretty serious babe.

She's definitely attractive.

I don't know, the more I get to know her,

the less attracted I am to her.

She's like a sister to me.

Really?

Personally, I think we ought to make a pact,

right here, right now,

that nobody goes out with her, and like, you know,

a date-like situation.

You mean no sexual intercourse?

Exactly.

Sounds reasonable.

Does oral sex count?

Yes.

We're gonna make a pact using the sacred oar of truth.

She can make a pact on my sacred oar of truth

anytime she wants.

You know, do you always have to be like that, you know?

That's all you ever think of.

C'mon, get over here.

We solemnly swear.

We solemnly swear.

Not to have sex with Kimberly.

Not to have sex with Kimberly.

For as long as we shall row.

For as long as we shall row.

So help us, god of the river.

So help us, god of the river.

Hey! Kimberly!

Hey.

I wanna thank you,

you're really helping us out a lot.

It's my pleasure.

And well, I thought, the least I could do

would be to take you out to dinner.

That's very kind of you, but entirely unnecessary.

C'mon, I know a great little Italian place

down these street.

I'm not into dating.

Dating?

Who said anything about dating?

I'm talking about dinner, food.

You do have to eat, don't you?

Good morning, Miss Coxswain.

Coxswain.

Coxswain.

Sounds seriously perverted to me.

You know, which scarf on the dummy?

This scarf on the dummy.

So, are they cute?

Oh, my God, there's one right there.

What are you doing?

Do you want to come in?

You know, he certainly doesn't look like a rower to me.

He will, give him time.

Hello.

What a coincidence.

I didn't know that you worked here.

Sarah, Walter; Walter, Sarah.

- Hi. - Hi, how do you do?

Oh, yeah, woo!

Nice to meet 'ya.

So what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

Well, there's a great coffee shop across the street.

And I'm just gonna have some breakfast.

Oh, really, which one?

Oh yeah, uh, yeah.

And um, how about joining me?

I would love to, but I can't, because I'm working.

No, no, no, no, you should go.

Really, I'll stay here and watch the shop.

Hey, try the blueberry muffin.

Trust me, you won't regret it.

So after traveling with The Dead

the summer after I graduated,

I knew I had to get my act together.

But my mom, she wanted me to go to med school.

My dad wanted me to follow in his footsteps to be a lawyer.

And all I wanted to do was write.

Wait? You spent the summer traveling

with The Grateful Dead?

Yeah, I sold the mushroom burrito.

You know, woo-hoo-oo-oo.

Anyway, I lived out of my van,

and read, Tolstoy,

,, it was great.

And now, I'm teaching it, romantic literature.

How romantic.

Yeah.

Oh God! Too much caffeine.

Well, I, I

well, hi, ho, ah, he, ow, out damn spot.

Macbeth!

Thank you for breakfast.

Your welcome.

I hope you can get that out.

Oh yeah, it's no problem.

I really enjoyed talking with you.

I'll see you on Monday.

Monday, that's French.

Hey Kim, listen, we better not tell

the guys about this, you know?

They might, uh, get jealous.

Yeah.

Hey, guy, come here.

Yeah, this is a nice dog you got here.

C'mere, what's up?

This is lovely.

You must eat here often.

No, I've never been here.

It's nice to see you again. Here.

Once or twice, a long time ago.

The usually Bellini, in your stock?

Yes.

Would you like one?

So your stock?

What would you recommend?

They have great pasta.

Uh, so you grew up in England, tell me?

No, actually I spent 12 delicious years here.

Followed by a couple of crappy ones.

London was the aftermath of my parent's divorce.

Is that where you learned how to row?

No, here.

My father and I spent a lot of time on the river.

Really?

Oh, was he any good?

Yes, he made the Olympic team.

Really?

The Olympics?

You're kidding.

No.

Wow! Does he still row?

No.

Actually, he died last year.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That's why I'm here, I need to sell the house.

What about you?

Well, I remodel old Victorian townhouses.

And I live with a really beautiful,

young female, named Lucy.

Really?

Yes.

She's gorgeous.

Nice mustache.

When I was a child, we once had 10 cats.

- 10 cats? - Yep.

That's a lot of kitty cats.

Not to mention kitty litter.

We lived on a farm.

And my father got the cats so that they could kill the mice.

You know, if Lucy met a mouse,

I think she would probably fall deeply in love with her.

And, they'd move in together.

Bellini.

Bellini. Salute.

To, to you, Kimberly.

Thank you for dinner.

Sure.

Thank you. I had a great time.

Me too.

Let's do it again soon.

- Good night. - Good night.

Wait!

Let's not tell the guys about this.

They might get jealous.

Good night.

Whoa!

One and one done.

And here.

So I just think it's better if,

you know, don't tell the other guys.

- They might get- - Jealous?

My thoughts exactly.

No, c'mon! What are you talking about?

There's no way that was strike.

That was so outside, unbelievable!

Sorry, I get a little animated.

Really.

Yeah, well I know, I'm a little fanatical,

but, what can I tell you, I love it.

Now, this next pitch, watch it, he's gonna get a hit.

No way, he's in a huge slump.

C'mon, you don't follow baseball?

Sometimes. There's no way he's gonna get a hit.

I'll betcha.

The loser has to howl at the moon.

You better loosen up your vocal chords.

Me, me, me, me, me.

C'mon then, give him something to hit.

Pretty good.

Loosen up my ear drums.

C'mon, that was good.

Drop that tomato!

Tomato? Hi, Kimberly.

Hey.

My, you look great today.

Thank you.

So, what's with all the spinach?

Oh, I was gonna try and cook a spinach pie.

You're gonna try and cook a spinach pie?

Yeah. My cooking is about as confident as your rowing.

That bad?

So where did you learn to cook?

Oh, I picked it up from my mom.

I don't often get to cook for someone else.

About as social as I get.

- Oh, dear. - Yeah.

Well, it smells delicious.

That's nice.

So Kimberly, do you have a boyfriend?

God, no.

I was engaged.

And uh, he got cold feet.

And uh, poof!

I actually don't know why I'm joking about it,

it really hurt.

I can imagine.

That's okay, I'm over it.

It's been two years.

My God, two years.

I guess I haven't been that socially inclined, either.

So in answer to your question,

no, I don't have a boyfriend.

Toast.

To the future.

And to no more poofs.

Hey guys, did you have a great weekend?

Yeah, man, great weekend.

So what did you do?

Let's get the boat.

Yeah, let's get the boat.

Hello, boys.

- Hi, Kimberly. - Hey.

One, and two.

C'mon, baby!

Gentlemen, may I remind you

that you have less than two weeks to the qualifying races?

And one.

And two.

And three.

And four.

And five.

And...

Three, and four, and five, six,

seven, eight, nine, 10.

Nine.

Seven.

Yes.

Seven.

One.

Oh shit.

Hey!

You have to keep, make sure.

Hey, hey, hey.

A change of clothes...

- Wow! - A bit of luck.

Money, money, money.

- Whoa! - Good luck.

These are great.

Great!

Styling.

Kimberly, that's really thoughtful of you.

Okay, guys, you worked hard for this.

You can do it.

All right.

All for one.

One for all!

Woo!

- Attitude check! - Attitude check!

Attitude check!

Ready? On three.

One, two, three.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Let's go, let's go.

Okay, here we go.

C'mon!

Flag!

Six minutes and 32 seconds.

You finished last.

But you still qualify.

Yes!

Anyway, her mother said, Samantha.

That's here name, Samantha.

Anyway, she said she was in a relationship,

it ended about a year ago.

And she hasn't meant anyone.

She has a wonderful job.

She's fabulous looking, and she has a nice family.

I think you two should meet.

Mother, please, you know how I feel about blind dates.

But it doesn't have to be a blind date.

I can arrange a dinner party.

I don't think so.

Oh, but she sounds so perfect.

Leave him along, dear.

How am I ever gonna become a grandmother,

if my only child refuses to date?

You know, Mom, to tell you the truth,

I'm already seeing somebody.

Good, good for you. Very good.

Wow! Aren't you gonna tell us about her?

I don't think you know her,

but she's very, very special.

Well, do we know her parents?

I don't think so.

Is she from here?

No.

Well, when did you meet her?

Just relax, dear.

A few months ago.

- A few months ago! - This is serious.

When are we going to get to meet her?

You know, Mom, I don't know. Soon, I suppose.

What are you working on?

Well believe it or not,

I started to work on my book again.

That's great, you should be working on it.

Yeah, I don't know why I ever put it down.

Well, probably before you just weren't ready,

and now you are.

Thanks very much.

Hey, do you know anything about firearms?

No.

Well, all right.

You take the stock, put it on your shoulder.

This is your stabling hand, right?

Pick your target, aim for the sites.

Line it up.

Pick out the little troll sucker you wanna kill, and.

Ha! Ha! Ha! You suck!

The sites are off.

Here, let me.

You have to cock, yeah.

Oh yeah, here we go.

You have to aim.

Nice shot!

I'm winning.

Ha-ha-ha.

Good job.

Thanks!

Michael!

I can't help myself.

Kimberly, I think you're incredible.

I feel so at ease with you.

It just feels so right.

I'm not ready for this.

Why?

I'm afraid of being disappointed.

Or abandoned, or rejected, or misled.

And I'm afraid of being disa... misleading.

I'm confused.

You know, one moment I feel like I've made

four really great friends.

And then, I feel as though they all

want more than friendship.

And I don't know how I feel about that.

Maybe you ought to slow things down a little.

So, have you done it with any of them yet?

Done what?

There you go.

All right.

Oh boy, wait.

Let me do it.

Whoa.

I got it.

Oh, all right.

Thank you.

Okay. Legs up.

There you are.

Are you all right, Kimberly?

You look a little peaked.

Yeah, Micheal's right, you look kind of sickly.

I'm fine.

I think we should go back.

Yeah, you're right, we should go.

Oh, God.

Let's turn it around, way enough.

Guys, I'm really fine.

No, we'll just go back.

Walter, a little harder.

You want me to give you a ride home?

No?

I know a great doctor.

Get some rest or something.

I could bring you some chicken soup,

it's got natural penicillin in it.

I'm fine. Let's reschedule.

Reschedule?

Okay, bye.

- My bet- - What?

She's on the rag.

On the rag, Bob?

- Nice, Bob. - Sick.

Jerk.

What?

I meant it in a clinical sense.

C'mon! Give me a break.

I thought it would be different.

This wasn't supposed to happen to me.

I didn't even know that the condom broke.

What broke, Mama?

She's the one.

She's right for me.

So, you think you're interested

in a serious relationship with Kimberly?

Yes. Yes, I am.

You know, relationships take work, Michael.

Commitment, compromise. You have to trust.

And you have to, you have to surrender.

I, I-

What, what is it?

I, I, I can do that.

Well, it takes work, Michael, but it can be wonderful.

And if you understand this,

then, we're making progress.

Wow. Maybe that's what true love is.

Making progress in therapy.

- Hi. - Hello.

I was in the neighborhood, I thought I'd stop by

and see how you're feeling.

I feel a little bit better.

Good. It's a 24 hour flu, or something like that?

No, not exactly.

No? What was it?

It's something completely unexpected.

Oh. Like what?

Um.

I'm pregnant.

You're pregnant!

I, uh.

How, I mean, wow.

What? Wow.

Well.

I think we can deal with this.

Do you think you're ready for a child?

So what do you want to do?

I want to make the right decision.

I say have it.

I love kids.

And anything you need from me, anything at all, it's yours.

Thank you for saying that.

I mean it.

Do you have some sugar?

Oh, yes.

You have a headache, too?

No, uh, they're anti-depressants.

Sometimes I need a little extra help.

Wow, geez. Parenthood.

Do you think you're ready for that?

To be a mom and everything?

Because if you are, I mean, it's great, you know?

It's, that's your choice.

I mean who's gonna tell you what to do, really.

You know, you get the say, it's your body.

And legally, and morally, and everything, it's up to you.

And I mean, I think that's good.

You know, you're starting to look

a little pregnant, I think.

A little?

I mean in a good way!

You're flushed. You're starting to look rosy.

Wow, if you need anything, I'll be out here, okay.

Don't worry about me, I'm fine.

I don't know if I'm ready to be a dad, just yet,

but wow, it's funny, I don't even really remember

what happened that night.

Life is so cruel, you drink a little too much,

and you pass out, and then bam!

Here comes little Bob, or little Bobette,

right into the world.

But you know, what you gonna do?

It's, life is short,

and then you keep moving, right?

You just, wow.

There's not much change it it,

you just, plow forward.

Right? Everything's fine.

You okay? I'm sorry.

Is everything? You all right?

Good. Good.

Yes, good, good.

You're gonna be fine.

Thank you for just being so understanding.

No, it's great, you're gonna be great. Okay.

Uh, are you sure you're pregnant?

Yes.

And it's really important that I be honest.

I have to be honest with you. I have a girlfriend.

Okay, I have Nancy.

We've been together three years now.

And she is going to kill me.

I'm dead. Dead.

You know, we have to talk about this, Kimberly.

This isn't the right thing to do here.

This is an unplanned pregnancy, you know, for God's sakes.

You're not actually thinking of, having it? Are you?

I don't.

You don't know.

Look, I don't want to be a part of this.

You know, I can't be part of this.

Okay, this is not for me, no, no, thank you.

Oh, shit.

Hello? Hi, Nance.

Nothing, I'm just correcting some papers.

Do you wanna go out to dinner?

No, I don't think so.

Sushi? All right, then.

I'll see you in a little bit, then.

Okay.

I've been, I've been trying to sort out what I should do.

Keeping an open mind.

I hope you can do the same.

What I have to say,

is going to affect all of you.

I want to have this baby.

I'm a little confused.

Why does this concern them?

Well...

No.

Holy shit!

My God. Oh my God.

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Have you? Have you been with all four of us?

I, I've been spending time with all of you.

And I care very much about each of you.

And I've heard everything that each of you has had to say.

And...

Whatever you decide to do is really fine with me.

I would love more than anything in the world,

for all four of you to be involved.

But even if I have to do this on my own,

I really wanna have this baby.

Kimberly, wait.

I'm really fine, I'm okay.

Whoa. Did that just happen?

How could you guys have done this to me?

I thought we were best friends, man.

You guys are traitors.

This is crazy.

What are you talking about?

Aren't you a traitor, there, too, Mickey, huh, huh?

No, but I love her.

I can't believe you guys did this to me, man.

We had a pact.

It looks like we all broke the pact.

- I wasn't the only one! - Relax.

What about them?

I'm trying to be mature here.

There's a big decision to make.

Yeah, really? I've made my decision.

I'm never talking to that girl again, ever.

Well, good!

I wanna know right now who slept with her.

Mostly all I remember was sleeping.

Walter!

I'm not fucking tell you.

Oh, I see, I see.

Scott, you didn't sleep with her, right?

Please.

Oh my God, I think I'm going to be sick.

I don't understand.

What did she gain by having all of us involved?

I mean, as fathers?

- You know what? - It doesn't matter.

Because I made my decision here.

And I never wanna see that person again.

And you know, count me out on this.

Because, I don't want to be a part of this, okay?

I would rather fucking die!

I gotta call my shrink.

I think I'm having a nervous, fucking breakdown.

I can't believe this is happening.

I can't fucking believe this.

I can't believe this girl.

Why would she ruin my life?

I can't believe her, that fucking slut.

Fuck you, Walter.

Hey, eh, stop!

Easy, easy!

Jesus, fuck, out of my way.

Oh, fuck you guys, I'm never talking to you assholes again.

What about the race?

Louise, my darling, Louise.

You have no idea how much I've missed you.

Yeah?

Is that why I haven't heard from you in three months?

Three months? Has it really been three months already?

Yeah. My biological clock says even longer.

Well you know, I've been working and rowing.

Rowing. Is that what you're calling it now?

You used to refer to it as a cultural exchange.

It's not like that, really.

It's actually been kind of rough out there.

Kind of in the middle of crisis.

I guess I could just use a little Louise compassion.

What's this?

You had a big disappointment in love.

You've been dumped.

I wish it were that simple. That'd be great.

Actually, I guess I'm just kind of lost right now.

Wow. Can I ask you a question?

Shoot.

What do you think of babies?

Are you trying to tell me that the boar,

the wild boar, the barbarian, the...

Ssh!

The wanderer, is thinking about settling down?

No, not exactly.

You're not going all soft on me, are you?

No, no, no, I was just, you know.

I was just wondering what you thought about

the idea of raising kids?

Well, as long as their mine, I love it.

Great. I'll have another.

Babies.

Babies all over.

Oh, God.

You were talking in your sleep.

What are talking about?

I wasn't.

You were, you were talking about babies.

Your biological clock is ticking.

Mm-hm. You're finally starting to come around.

No, no. I'm not starting to come around.

I'm not ready for a kid.

Well, are you ready for a serious relationship?

Yes, what do you think we're in right now?

Well, I don't know, why don't you tell me?

You know, there's something going on with you, Walter,

but I can't quite figure out what it is.

You're just imagining things.

Am I really?

Yes, could you just lighten up a little, please?

Walter?

Walter, can you tell me what you see in our future?

Do we have to have this discussion

at three in the morning?

Well, yes, you never wanna have this discussion,

so I wanna have it at three in the morning.

I won't, I'm going back to sleep.

Fine.

What are you doing?

I'm packing.

That's what you can call it.

Like I have anything here to pack.

Where's my diaphragm? It's probably been fossilized by now.

It's in that ugly thing that my parents gave me.

What the hell is it doing in there?

I don't know, resting.

Can we talk about this now?

No, we cannot talk about this.

I'm sick of this shit.

We've been together for three years.

I'm sick of being treated like some piece of furniture.

Piece of furniture?

You know, it's like nothing's progressed, nothings.

What do you mean, nothing's progressed?

If I didn't know you better,

I would say that you were having an affair.

Having an affair?

Yeah, but I know you, and I think you are incapable

of having an affair.

You don't even have the balls to have an affair.

Oh, I don't have the balls to have an affair?

You can't even take care of your own girlfriend.

I mean, everything has been going wrong for me.

I promise things will get better.

But you know what, Walter, that's just not good enough.

I mean, I, I, just give me the chance to work things out.

Call me when you grow up, Walter.

Ado!

Shit!

Look, I like Kimberly, I mean, she's great.

I just, I don't know if I'm ready to have a kid right now.

I think she needs our help, Bob.

What's wrong with sharing a little responsibility?

Sharing? I don't know?

Hold on a second.

Hi.

Scott, I'm glad you called, I'm losing my mind, here.

I got my whole world, it's just crashing down on everything.

Let me get you a drink.

Hey, Walter.

What's he doing here?

I think we need to talk.

Look, guys, we've known each other for a long time.

We can't let this end our friendship.

Yeah, you know, we got the race coming up,

and we should keep the team together.

Bob and I have decided to help Kimberly.

We have?

We have.

We have.

And we think you should, too.

Nancy left me. I haven't slept in a week.

And I was a complete asshole to Kimberly.

So does that mean yes?

Do I have a choice?

Good choice, good choice.

Why did you leave this door unlocked?

Oh, Christ.

There goes the neighborhood.

Mike, don't go away, wait.

I don't like being tricked.

Just hear me out.

If you don't like what I have to say, leave.

C'mon on, c'mon on.

Let him go, Scott.

Just let him go.

I don't want to be a part of this,

if he's going to be a part of it, no way.

You know what, Walter? Sit down.

What, you're gonna punch me in the face again?

We all decided to help Kimberly.

We want you in.

No, we don't.

Grow up, Walter.

Eat me, Bob.

We're friends.

What's done is done, you can't change that.

Right now, Kimberly, she needs our help.

I don't want her going through this alone, Michael.

I know you love her.

I know you wanna do the right thing.

Okay?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Can we come in?

Yeah.

We've been talking, and we've come to a decision.

Yeah, we're sorry.

We thought about what you said, and you were right.

We wanna be there for you during your pregnancy.

You know, to help out, and stuff.

That is, if you'll let us.

As long as you take that white stuff off your face.

I'm so happy.

Oh, thanks.

Yow.

I feel really good about that.

Yeah, this is gonna be great.

How great can it be?

Oh, I think this is going to add

a whole new dimension to our life.

Anarchy, complete, total anarchy.

Oh, c'mon, Walter.

We've talked about 19th century romanticism,

the search for true love, remember that?

The one you wanna die for?

Now, we're gonna discuss a more timely issue.

One that's gonna help you with your everyday lives.

And that is how to deal with romance

in the 1990s and beyond, okay?

Forget the Prince Charming.

Forget, what was that bitch, uh... Cinderella!

Forget the fairy tales.

Because those are outdated, superfluous notions. Okay?

They are out! Ha-ha.

They're out, they're finished! All right?

Now is the winter of our discontent.

To be, or not to be, but that is the question,

whether it's open to some of that raises fortune,

there's things in errors,

and the, the, the, even the, end of,

you know what I'm saying?

Okay? It's, it's, it's just amazing.

Because now we are moving into the unexpected, okay?

Men are changing, women are changing.

Be ready, this is the new existential,

this is the existentialism,

where's my fucking chalk?

What the fuck?

This is the existentialism of the independent woman.

Let's just call her Kay.

And the dependent man.

Little guy, little man, who-do-do-do-do.

Okay? It is complete and total anarchy.

Questions, anybody?

Wow, um, yes?

Is it as crazy as it seems?

Well, that's not for me to decide, is it?

This whole thing has made me,

it's made me realize that I really am in love.

I really love her.

I'm sure I'm pissed, I'm aggravated,

I'm hurt, I'm like, all those things, you know.

But, I love her.

How nice.

Tell me, does she fit into your definition

of the perfect woman?

You know?

I'm not even thinking about it that way anymore.

I just, I have these feelings that are,

they're deeper, you know?

I mean, real, real deep feelings.

I just, I just don't know how to express them.

Oh, why don't you try.

Hello, Mr. Hartwick?

It's Bob here, your friendly neighborhood stockbroker.

How are you?

Listen, I found a great little stock for you.

It's a small company, they just invented a microchip,

that all the other microchip manufacturers

are going to be using.

What? I sound a little frantic?

No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.

It's just good to be alive.

Listen, Mr. Hartwick.

You need to make some money, right?

And I definitely need to make some money.

Well, you got a family to support, am I right?

Well, I know how you feel.

How do I know how you feel?

No, no, no, I'm not married.

But you don't have to be married

to support a child these days, am I right?

So what do you say?

Can I send you some information on this...

You trust me?

Great!

That's great!

I'll, uh...

I'll have my associate give you a call.

And we can go ahead and put the transaction through.

Great, thanks very much.

I know you're making a wise investment here.

Thanks, bye bye.

Woo! Yes!

Woo! Gotta work a little bit harder

when you got an extra mouth to feed.

You're having a baby?

No, no, I got a dog.

What kind?

A Chihuahua.

They're so cute!

All right I know what we need for that campaign.

It relates to new baby boom.

New baby boom.

I think we should build this campaign

around a pregnant woman.

For a sedan?

Exactly my point.

These pregnant women are going out

and buying these utility vehicles and mini-vans.

And half the time, it's too much car for them.

Also, they guzzle gas.

The sedan, on the other hand, it's got four doors,

it's economical on gas, and it's comfortable.

He's got a point.

Great. Let's get some sketches as soon as possible.

And let's put a pregnant dog in with the woman.

Pregnant dog.

Valerie, can you get the representatives

from Dodge on the line for me?

What's with him?

Maybe he's finally getting laid.

And Valerie, are you free for lunch?

- Yes. - Good.

Hey guys.

I got everybody one of these.

Oh, "Complete Idiot's Guide To Bringing Up Baby".

Yeah, I think we should all read this.

I've been thinking about the near-future.

And Kimberly's already taking her pre-natal vitamins.

But I think we need to start regarding her diet.

Her diet.

Yeah, she should be eating five,

well-balanced, healthy meals a day.

Like burgers and shakes, and fries.

Something to put a little weight on her.

No, Bob.

She's gotta put on some weight.

And no drinking.

And very little caffeine.

Listen, I'm also looking into the best ob-gyn in town.

I've got a few names, and I'm gonna set up some interviews.

And I got the names of some pediatricians.

And Bob, we should open up a trust fund.

All right, cool, I can do that, no problem.

Hey, Walter, you okay?

I've never been so stressed out in my life.

I'm clenching my teeth at night.

I'm gonna give you the number of a friend of mine.

What, a hooker?

My shrink, you idiot.

Oh. I got the number of a hooker if you need it.

You guys, it's okay to be stressed out.

We really need to look after Kimberly right now.

We need to make sure her world

is as stress-free as possible.

You know what she could use, lots of massages.

What are you talking about?

What?

Actually Bob, that's not a bad idea.

See? I got the number of a masseuse if we need it.

I've also been thinking about natural child-birthing.

And I think a water birthing is the way to go.

- No, no, no, no. - Ew!

She needs to go to a hospital.

She needs the best care that western medicine can offer.

What do you think breathing.

What makes you an expert on childbirth?

I've been doing a lot of research.

I've been doing research, too.

You guys, it's not a big deal.

Hey, let's her a cell phone,

she can carry it around with her.

That's a good idea.

See, that's a great idea.

Does everyone want a beeper?

Yeah, yeah.

I'll pick up the beepers.

Cool.

Oh, God.

Walter!

What's the matter with you?

I don't know.

It's my neck. It's, I don't know.

It's like a shooting pain in my neck,

and my ass hurts, and my back is really fucking.

Hey, you gotta relax.

It's just.

C'mon, man, you gotta take it one day at a time.

All Walter needs is to get laid.

Oh, no, thank you.

Hey guys, we're having a baby, we're gonna be dads.

This is the most thrilling time in a man's life.

It's our first child. Wow.

I hope he's got my eyes.

And my brains.

And my sensitivity.

And.

Walter's cock.

Walter, you okay?

Medic!

Is it my weight that's slowing this boat down?

Speed, gentlemen!

C'mon

Michael, snap that catch.

Proper finish. Whoa!

You guys, keep trying.

So, Scotty, are you gonna tell us about your girlfriend?

Kimberly?

You're still seeing her, aren't you?

Oh, absolutely.

When are we ever going to meet her?

I don't know, mom, she's been pretty busy.

Really? Doing what?

Well, she's having a... having...

- Having... - What?

She's having a baby.

She's pregnant.

Does that mean that I'm about to become a grandfather?

Well, that depends on how proud-minded you are.

My boss heard me talking about it, he wanted the seats.

Did you see that thing last night.

That play, where the guys head, like comes, pops.

Oh! My!

Shall we?

As long as it's not too expensive.

Yeah?

No, I was just kind of curious what kind

of children's clothes your company's manufacturing now?

Hang on just a second.

How does that go again?

Put the needle through this loop,

pull the yarn to the other needle.

Knit one, pearl two.

Oh, like that?

Right.

Four.

Five.

- Six. - Six.

Three.

That looks so good on you.

Thank you.

So, I really like this one, I think it's great.

Oh, let me try this.

- Sarah! - What?

I felt a kick! C'mere.

- Where? - Here.

Oh, wow.

Isn't that the best feeling?

It's amazing.

I have to call the boys.

To a healthy baby!

To a good, strong boy.

Here, here.

One arm, sure.

What are we gonna do with a girl?

Love her.

Yeah, love her.

And protect her from people like you.

Hey, girls adore their fathers.

Good point.

But what am I gonna do with a girl?

Take her to the ballet?

I mean, at least with a boy,

you can take him to the game, you know?

And give him a noogi.

Yeah, but girls are more affectionate.

And manipulative.

Oo!

Well, to a healthy and happy baby.

To a healthy and happy baby!

- Boy. - Boy.

Hey, where's Walter?

Yeah, where is Walter?

Nancy!

I need to talk to you.

What? What do you want?

I told you I didn't wanna see you any more.

Look, I'm a lying piece of shit.

I, I, I, I, like, I just.

Okay, what? Just spit it out, Walter.

Look, I cheated on you.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so, I'm so, I'm so sorry. Please?

Why you telling me this now?

Because I love you and I want you back.

I miss you, I miss you so much.

And this whole thing made me realize how much I missed you.

Are you still seeing that other woman?

Yes. No, no, no, no, not really, no.

What do you mean not really?

Well, I mean, here's the, the, the, thing.

Is that she's, um.

What?

She's pregnant.

You are a piece of shit!

I can't believe you!

You come here to tell me you want me back,

and you got another woman pregnant?

Shut up!

The baby might not even be mine, for God's sake.

- You're sick, Walter. - Okay, you are sick.

You need help.

No, I don't. Listen, it's complicated.

There's like a hun... There's other men involved.

There's people.

Look, could we get a cup of coffee?

No, no, we can't get a cup of coffee.

We're not gonna have breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

Walter, listen to me, it is over!

I don't want to see your lying face ever again! Got it?

Over!

Listen, Nancy.

And don't follow me!

Nancy, there's just.

Stay!

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

this is the feature event of our annual Kingsley Regatta.

Gentlemen, senior board, you have 10 minutes

to launch your shell.

I've been trying to call Walter all night.

I have no idea where he is.

I can't believe him.

He'll be here.

Christ, Walter!

Hey! Are you okay?

Are you all right?

Kimberly are you all right?

Fine, I'm fine.

Do you need a glass of water, or something?

No.

Do you wanna sit down?

Finally, he's here.

Where the hell have you been?

Yeah, where the hell you've been?

I don't wanna talk about it.

You look like shit.

Yeah, what happened to you?

Strong finish.

Presenting the senior men's four.

Take care of her!

A 2,000 meter race.

We're gonna be first across!

With four teams achieving the grand final.

The Leopard Crew was last year's winner.

And are far and away predicted to win Kingsley Scene.

Hey, it looks like you guys

are doing a little hanky panky, huh?

Who the hell asked you?

So who humped her?

Mr. Crone!

That's some kind of way of greeting each other!

Gentlemen! Gentlemen!

You got three minutes.

Get out of here!

You piece of shit.

The Musketeers, a new crew,

who have been untested throughout this year so far,

are in lane number one.

Your ass! Your ass!

The Leopards were first,

as we said, last year.

You'll see them in lane number two.

You guys ready?

The Sharks, who our are perennial challengers

will be lane three.

The Turtles, who love to say, as their side show,

they do it better on the water, will be in lane four.

The crews seem to be ready all hands are down.

The winds are somewhat calmer now.

Gentlemen, this will be the start.

Bust it!

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Out of the starting platforms,

we have a beautiful start, almost even.

Come on, baby.

The Sharks and Turtles close behind.

Kimberly!

Row!

Row!

Come on!

Yeah!

Wait!

Open the door, open the door!

Guys, what are you doing?

We thought you were in the ambulance.

Are you okay?

Yes. The baby's fine.

Who's in the ambulance?

Some lady, she fainted.

She fainted?

Fantastic, you won.

We won. We won!

We won!

Champaign.

That's gonna hurt.

I like Willy, William Mays.

That's good, that's good.

How about Amadeus?

Oh yeah?

Amadeus, he won't get beat up in school.

Look, um, to friendship and love.

To prosperity.

To prosperity.

To old friends, and new adventures.

Yes.

I, I would like to thank you all.

On behalf of both of us, for the last few months.

I didn't think that I would ever meet four men

quite like you.

Who would think I'd ever have a baby like this?

Four times the love and four times the complications.

Anyway, happy new year.

Happy New Year.

So if you're happy with everything, Mr. Erickson,

I'd like to start at the beginning of the month.

Fine with me.

Is this the McGill residence?

I see.

Yes, Mr. Edgar Allen Poe was indeed found

to have dropped dead and beaten on a Baltimore street.

I'm gonna be in Boston for Puma on the 16th and the 17th.

You prefer that I speak in English.

I think something's wrong.

There's nothing wrong with this house, my friend.

No, I mean something's wrong with my friend.

My girl. My girlfriend.

Oh my God.

Okay, we're gonna resume class next...

Okay, we'll resume next week on the...

The Raven, Raven, yeah.

Hello?

I'll be right there.

Oh! Oh, it's D Day!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Everything's great.

My.

Delivery?

My Chihuahua's having puppies.

Oh, can I have one? I could really use a dog.

You know what, two are spoken for

but if there's a third, you'll be the first to know.

Going.

Remember to breathe!

This is it! Can you make it to the front door?

Hurry up.

Okay.

Breathe.

Two more turns.

I'm coming, baby, here I come.

You're here.

Okay, good.

Okay.

I'm here, baby.

Breathe, breathe.

Woman with a baby.

Woman with a baby, woman with a baby!

Hands off!

I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry. Kimberly!

Are you okay?

Hi. We're having a baby.

She's having a baby.

We're here to see Dr. Tanenbaum.

Dr. Tanenbaum has the flu.

Dr. Feinsteinburger is replacing him.

Dr. Feinsteinburger, who the hell is Dr. Feinsteinburger?

I don't want a strange doctor working on my wife.

I'm not your wife.

Dr. Feinsteinburger is a great doctor.

I'm sure he is.

How far along are your contractions?

Three, four.

Yeah, three, four.

Okay, we're gonna take her down

to the triage room and examine her.

Okay. He better be good!

Triplets right here

in our delivery room.

Oh, bless you.

Thank you!

Hey, buddy! Pay up!

You want jelly, or glazed?

Or here, take the whole...

Mr. Strobe, you left

your video camera in room 413.

What's going on, what happened?

She's in the triage.

She's in the where?

- In the triage room. - The triage?

What happened

I hit a fucking car, do I look too bad?

Your not looking so good.

Hey, is she all right?

She's fine, she's fine.

She's in the triage.

Hey, hey, hey. Is it a boy?

I don't know.

She's in the triage.

In the triage?

I got donuts. I got glazed, jelly, I got sprinkles...

There she is! Here she is!

Go, go, go, go!

605, 605, excuse me, we need to get in there.

She's pregnant.

We need to get in there.

All right. Easy, I'm Dr. Feinsteinburger.

I'm covering for Dr. Tanenbaum.

Oh, who's the father?

I am.

No, who's the father?

Well, we all are.

See doctor, for lack of of a better term,

we're all spiritual fathers.

Spiritual fathers.

Spiritual fathers? Oh.

We'll need four sets of scrubs!

Gentlemen, the changing room.

- Changing room. - All right, go on.

The changing room, changing room.

Keep breathing!

Keep breathing!

Don't worry about us!

Guys, come on!

Yesterday I had two lesbian mothers, today, this.

Okay, how are you doing, Kimberly?

Great.

Okay, you ready to push?

No!

Doc, can we get an epidural, please?

She doesn't need an epidural.

Just relax, is there anything else we can do to help?

You could leave.

How about you just hold her hand?

I am holding her hand.

Maybe you should read her a poem or something.

Yeah, a poem or something.

Would you like some music?

No music then.

All right, get ready to push.

A poem is a good idea, a poem is a good idea.

Here we go, ready to push.

Push it down and away, down and away.

Hut, hut, hut, hut.

All right, and push!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine, ten, breathe!

Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.

You're doing good, your breathing is good.

Good!

- All right. - One more time!

One more time, one more time.

Push.

One, two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten!

Good job, breathe!

Breathe, breathe, breathe.

That's right, that's right!

Breathe, that's a girl.

Go, go, go, again! Again!

And again, push!

One, two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten!

Breathe, good, good, good!

I see something there!

I wanna see something!

Where's it at?

Wow!

What, don't look there, what are you doing?

One last push, Kimberly!

Strong at the finish, strong at the finish! Ready?

Push!

Push, push, push, push, push, push, push!

I see a head!

It's a boy!

It's a boy! It's a boy!

It's a boy, It's a boy! It's a boy! It's a boy!

Gentlemen!

What?

Shh!

How can you tell it's a boy?

Are you kidding me?

Take a look at the size of it's wiener!

Who's gonna cut the cord?

Scott?

Mike, I think you better do it.

Yeah, I'll do it.

Between the clips.

Good job, momma.

Shh.

Hey doc, congratulations, good work. It's a Cuban.

He does have my eyes, look at him.

He's got my smile.

He's the spitting image of me.

What?

Doctor? Would you mind taking a picture of us?

Sure.

Guys.

We wouldn't want to miss this.

All right, everybody, look here.

Happy faces! You're all a bunch of daddies!

Look, it's you.

It's beautiful, thank you.

You know, right now, I wish we had made love.

Just so I'd know what it was like to be a real father.

If it weren't for you I don't think the others

would have been so supportive.

Why were you adamant for me to have this baby?

Thinking about you and because I care about the guys.

Whatever happens now, I would really like to be a part

of you and the baby's lives.

You already are.

What do you think of the name Alex?

I like it.

It was my father's.

What is it?

It's a blanket.

It started out as a sweater, but then kind of

became a blanket with one sleeve.

It's an original!

I made it myself.

I love it.

Oh, um, there's a little bit of a...

Oh, jeez.

Oh, God, I'm sorry.

No, it's fine.

Oh, here, I'm so sorry!

Fun for the whole family! Ha, ha, got milk!

Guess you gotta get used to that kind of stuff

when you're a dad.

Can't believe I'm a dad.

You think you're the father?

Yeah, I thought there was a chance.

I mean, when you told me you were pregnant,

I thought you were, you know, asking my permission,

you know, would I...

- No. - No?

Well then that night after the bar

when we went back to my place, we didn't?

No!

Oh, well, so it wasn't because I, no.

Just uh, so what happened?

- You passed out. - Are you relieved?

Yeah, yeah I mean, it's, I feel great.

I mean, I guess.

I guess I was starting to get used to the idea.

Well, I guess I can still take little Alex

to a ball game once in a while, right?

Yeah, I think he'd like that.

Thank you for the encyclopedias.

You're welcome.

Are you sure I'm not the father?

Yes, I should have told you,

but you didn't give me a chance.

You're right.

You know, I've spent my whole life

hidden in books.

I hurt Nancy and I hurt you. I'm sorry.

Are you and Nancy back together?

I'm afraid she doesn't want me back.

You must love her very much.

Just give her some time.

I will.

Are you sure that's not my kid?

Do you see how beautiful they are? Look.

Hi. Do you see these flowers? They're for you.

These are for you. For you and your mom.

I should put them in some water, here.

Why don't you hold Alex.

Okay.

Give me an arm. There you go.

I'm gonna go put the flowers in a vase.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Thank you.

Go ahead and sit down.

Hi little guy. Hi there.

Hi, hi. Oh, wow.

Okay, here, look.

It's okay.

Oh, baby.

Yeah.

Is that better?

Hi little guy, it's okay.

It's okay, yeah. Shh.

Little guy, it's okay.

I came here so I could talk to you.

Well, let me make it easier for you.

I um, I don't want you to feel obligated.

You know, really needed the support throughout

the pregnancy, but I feel as though I can...

Hey, I think you got it wrong.

You see, from the beginning, I been trying to tell you

how I feel about you.

And I realize that I've been awkward

and not very convincing.

But it has been a very unusual situation to say the least.

And I've been very confused.

I'm sorry.

Don't say that.

Because in a way, it's really been helpful.

You know, I can finally admit that I am one of those people

who's always looking for the perfect picture.

In the end, I came to realize what really matters

is how I feel about you

and how you feel about me, of course.

I love you, Kimberly.

What greater proof of love can I give you

than to tell you that I love you after everything

we've been going through?

I love you, and I love this baby like it was my own.

Michael, are you sure?

You don't believe me?

I just wanted to be sure that you, um,

that you wanted to have this baby.

What are you saying?

He's your son, Michael.

He could only be yours.

Really?

Will you marry me?

Will you?

He's beautiful.

Please?

I like.

Yeah?

Don't you think that's...

Six.

Whoa!

Come here.