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Léa.

Do you think what happened is normal?

DAY 6

Honestly, Léa.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Blanchard.

I apologize. To be honest, it's just that I... uh...

My ex is coming with a plus-one, and well, I don't know who it is, so I'm just...

Do you understand... I need, uh...

I'm obsessed because I don't know who this plus-one is.

Okay, I'm going to pull myself...

...together.

Léa, I like you, it's true.

You're a valued team member. This whole detox thing...

What?

Sven told me.

You know what he's like. Honest.

Now, this might surprise you, but...

- But I know what you're going through. - Mm.

I've got problems with addiction myself.

To stamps.

Oh, gosh. Wow, yeah!

- That must have been difficult. - Very. And you can't make it on your own.

So, I'm giving you a second chance.

My niece has opened this digital detox center.

Ooh.

I've signed you up for this weekend.

Do the treatment or you're fired.

- Understood? - Understood, I'll...

I'll take the treatment.

And not the door.

Mom?

- Hi, sweetie! How are you? - Very good, Mom.

Perfect, 11:00 a.m., right on time for a toast.

No, thanks.

Too bad. You don't know what you're missing.

So, you came for Julien's Ph.D. presentation?

A brainiac in the family. You bet!

Right, yeah.

So, you closed the restaurant on a Friday, which never happens.

You got on a plane to come to Paris to listen to, and I quote...

"Stentoplasty in the treatment of traumatic thoracolumbar

vertebral fracture."

- Right. Both fun and fascinating. Hmm! - Mm.

Sure.

- Mom. - Hmm?

I know you.

Look. I told you this music career idea was a mistake.

So, yes, I bought you a plane ticket, you'll be back in Corsica in three days.

and that will be a much better way to forget your problems.

It will be great. Yes! You'll see.

We can get back into your old routine.

Ange at the bar, us in the restaurant. Oh, we'll redesign the menu.

I'll buy you a microphone, okay? A sequined microphone you can do karaoke.

- It's going to be great, darling. - Wait.

So, so great.

It's gonna be fun.

Play the fucking music. If you want to ruin your career, go ahead.

But first, you pay me back the five grand I funded you last week.

- You understand? - Okay.

- You've got until tonight. - I'll pay you back. I got it. Get out!

- Who was that? - Ah...

It was, uh... Cynthia.

The old lady from upstairs. She lost her cat again, who cares.

Um, Mom, I just remembered something. I forgot. I have something to need to, uh...

Uh, actually, how about... Why don't we meet at Julien's Ph.D. thing?

- Okay? - I wanted us to go together.

Well, you'll go by yourself. It's not a big deal.

- Okay, Mom? Okay Mom, I'll see you later. - Aw. Kisses.

You'll end up in rehab,

alone and puffy. Like a reality TV star.

I'm sure his plus-one is just a friend. I don't know why I'm imagining things.

Léa, it's obviously his girlfriend!

She's probably hot and you'll want to die!

- You know me, I'm honest! - So, I'm not going then.

Yes, you are! You're going.

Well, like everyone else, pretend you've moved on.

- Okay. - Well, I'm not pulling that face, though.

No way.

When he sees you, his eyes should bleed because you look so good.

- Yeah. Okay. - Okay?

- Do you believe it? - Yes.

- Are you a winner? - Yes?

- Yes? - Yes.

- Yeah! - Yeah.

- Ready? - Big-time.

It's amazing how well I can find my way around without a phone.

- The Eiffel Tower is over there. - Oh, yeah?

- Montmartre, over there. - Yeah?

- So, the Medical school, straight ahead. - Well, my GPS says it's that way.

- Oh, crap. - So, just follow me.

Cause I really don't have all day.

What's that dress? Thought we're gonna go to Cannes Film Festival.

- Come on! - What?

Is it too much?

- Hurry up! - Yeah?

Wait for me!

Don't forget I'm doing you a favor.

So, what is it? The red sequins on the side?

Thank you for coming, Mom.

I'm so proud of you, darling. I'm nervous, though.

- Did you say hi to Audrey? - Yeah, Audrey.

Careful with the baby carrier, Audrey.

He's gonna have bow-legs problem. He'll look like Don Diego de la Mancha.

Okay, thank you, Mireille. I'm great, by the way.

- Good for you, good for you. - Awesome.

Thank you. Hi.

Thank you so much for coming.

- So you decided to come? - Of course.

Ah, I've been thinking about the color for your bedroom.

Nico was right, green is better.

- Good? Thanks, Mom. - Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure.

- What's wrong? - Look, Léa is here.

Ah...

Isn't that the grocer from below Grandpa Bobone's place?

Mmm, he's not bad.

What's going on?

Nico, is that your definition of come as you are?

- Did you know about this? - She's beautiful.

- Goddammit! Everyone's gonna look at her. - Hello, darling.

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

Hello.

Uh... Gagan, let me introduce Mireille, my mom.

Uh... Hello, ma'am.

Hello.

We could have worn our suits.

- Ooh, yeah. - The opportunity would have been perfect.

And uh, Mom, this is uh... Gagan. Uh, my...

Boyfriend.

- Yes! - Lovely to meet you, Gogan.

- Nice to meet you. - Great to meet you.

- Likewise. - Mom-in-law.

So, I'll hope you'll stay for the little get-together I've organized for later.

Okay.

- Yeah. Yeah, of course. - Okay?

Of course, ma'am. That's why we came.

- I prepared everything. - Oh, really?

Amazing.

Are you serious? You're so annoying.

You have a boyfriend. I'm so happy for you, Léa.

I guess I should cancel the appointment to have your eggs frozen?

What, you made an appointment to freeze my eggs?

Well, yeah, not mine, silly.

I didn't know what to do, okay?

How does that make me look?

You know all your friends from school have children.

- All of them. - Yes.

Right. So, at some point, well... Come on, let's go.

Where does the name Gagan come from? I'm curious.

Uh... America. My mother's from Baltimore.

Mm, strange. Because on Google, it says it's an Indian name.

Ah. "Happy is he who can discover the causes of things."

Ah! Very true.

- Yeah. - Who said that?

- Virgil. Yeah, yeah. - Virgil?

Virgil.

"Virgil, born around October 15th 70BC, under the reign of Augustus."

I saw an interesting documentary about Augustus and his compatriots.

- Oh, right? - They were constantly sodomizing

each other.

Really?

- Yeah, yeah. Look. - That's funny

- because I've actually seen them before. - No, watch this. Check this out.

- They're bas-reliefs, bas-reliefs. - Just a second.

- Honey, look at us. We look like twins. - Léa.

- Léa. - Yeah?

- Sorry, can I borrow you for a second? - Sorry, just a minute. Ouch.

Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm really sorry. I panicked in front of my mom, okay?

Just please don't leave. Stay. Stay. Tell me you're staying.

Okay, I'll stay. But you owe me big time.

- Okay. Okay, fine. - I'm telling you. I swear...

- Wait, I'll be right back. - No, no.

- Julien? Julien? - Hmm?

Uh, so, is Guillaume actually coming?

He's running late. What's with the crazy dress?

What? Uh, this... Well, it's...

It's for Gagan. He loves when I'm very feminine.

You know what I love?

When you stay out of trouble. I'm not kidding, Léa.

- This is my moment. - "It's my moment."

Ever since you started medical school,

it feels like every day is your moment, right?

- Can I go now? Am I allowed? - After you.

Thanks for doing this to me.

- Mr. Doctor. - Right before... That's great. Thanks.

Thanks!

Oh, fucking shit!

Why 700 overdrawn?

Holy shit!

What's that statement?

Fuck, my card was hacked!

No. Me.

Me.

That wasn't me.

Oh, yeah.

Ah...

No, that was me. It's me.

Right, okay. So, I spent... 5,000 bucks in a week.

Yes.

- The key results for all of the... - Yeah. Oh, I see, put the bricks there...

Ai-yai-yai-yai.

...are shown in table two.

Hey, have you heard from Manon?

No, I haven't.

- ...studies were carried on patients... - Oh, wait. That's not juice, is it?

- Oh, no. Of course not. - ...specifically used in our presence.

However, for osteoporotic populations...

♪ I'm checking you out ♪

♪ Huh ♪

♪ Looks like you're checking me out too ♪

♪ Well, let me pull up on you ♪

No significant differences were observed in terms of analgesics

or symptomatic complications.

The straight superiority...

...for septoplasty with an increase in height

- of four millimeters... - Are you for real?

...six millimeters in comparison...

...to vertebroplasty

is no longer found in comparison to kyphoplasty.

Don't even think about it.

- Right. Too much. I'm sorry. - With the correction of kyphosis

of four point two degrees

- versus four point five degrees. - Five. Okay.

These values are similar to those found in non-comparative

retrospective studies in osteoporotic populations.

- Ooh. - Phillipe,

do you really think it's appropriate?

- I don't understand anything anyway. - The height...

- Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, darling. - Sorry, kiddo.

- Keep going. - Keep going. Look, I'm filming.

- Keep going. - Lost in height during deflation...

- I don't understand a thing. - ...of the balloons is quantified

- by our studies and compared... - That's right.

Ah, there we go.

Okay, that's good.

What's on the agenda for today?

Matthew, can you read for the class, please?

- And put your phones away. - "The hidden side of apps."

Exactly. Very good. What does that mean?

If it's free, it means you're the product.

Does that mean anything to anyone? Hmm?

Facebook, Apple, Google, Amazon.

All of them offer their services in exchange for your...

personal data.

Everything you like, think, share, they collect all of them.

And sell the information to brands

that then target you so you buy their products.

I don't know if you realize what that means.

The photos you look at,

they know how long you look at them. Everything you type into search engines

including YouPorn and other sites.

They know every text you send to your mommy,

they know. Worse, text your mom sends.

They have access to everything.

This whole personal data thing is crazy, don't you think?

They really do take us for suckers.

We're on the same boat. There's nothing we can do.

Unless we disappear.

If we all log off, they'll have nothing to sell.

What do you mean?

Don't worry, I got an idea.

"I shall strive to maintain and perfect

to more effectively render the services required of me.

I shall assist my fellow doctors and their families in adversity.

May my fellow doctors grant me their respect

if I remain true to my promises.

May I be dishonored and held in contempt if fail to keep them."

Stop everything... how so?

Well, I mean... whoop, just like that, overnight. Stop everything,

screens, Internet, and all. And I swear it has opened up my eyes.

- Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah. Yeah, no. No.

Because I, uh... well, uh...

Gagan's been sniffing around for years, and I finally let him into my life.

- Oh, yeah. - So, uh...

Actually, turns out my happiness was right there.

In front of me.

Okay, great. Awesome. Uh...

- So, Mélanie, what do you do? - I'm a vegetable photographer.

- So, I do this sort of thing, you know. - Vegetable photographer.

- Amazing. - Ah, this one's my favorite.

- That's amazing. - Yeah.

- I love it. - Really? You love it.

- Awesome. - It's funny in my shop,

- I've got uh, organic vegetable section. - No way!

- I swear. - That's so funny.

Well, if you like, I can take pictures for you.

Totally! You could totally take pictures.

Uh, maybe tomorrow?

Totally, tomorrow if that works for you.

- No. Not tomorrow? - No.

No, no. not tomorrow. I can't do tomorrow.

- Because we need to go to, uh... - We have an appointment at the store

- to, um, to get our new... - Okay.

- ...couch. Our couch. - Okay, well,

we're gonna congratulate Julien.

- Nice to meet you. - Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Awesome.

Okay, well, it was lovely to meet you, Léa,

and I just wanted to tell you

your dress is beautiful.

Well, you went for it, and you're the one who's right, girl.

- See you later. - Mm-hm. Thanks.

She's not...

- What? - Uh...

- Well... she's not... - What are you...

- Yes, she is. I know. - Yeah, you may be right.

- We are not pigeons! - We are not pigeons!

- We are not pigeons! - We are not pigeons!

- We are not pigeons! - We are not pigeons!

- We are not pigeons! - Are you Yacine?

Yeah, that's me.

I just wanted to say that I love your detox idea.

It's a great idea and shows people our generation isn't just about that.

So, what's the concept?

Give your cell phone and computer over the vacation?

Yeah, that's it. You post a selfie with, uh...

the hashtag "We are not pigeons" in your story and then...

you turn everything off.

Okay, well...

See you in two weeks then.

- We are not pigeons! - We are not pigeons!

- Yeah, see you. - We are not pigeons!

We are not pigeons!

Please return to your classrooms.

Class is back in session.

I repeat, return to your classrooms.

Great.

Yes. Oh, god.

No!

Yes, coming!

Psst! Come here.

Are you okay? Where were you?

You don't happen to have 5,000 euros you could loan me?

- Please. - Sure. Of course.

For real?

Of course not, Manon.

I'm broke and this close to losing my job.

Why? You okay?

- What's wrong? - Nothing. It's just something

- I need to handle with Driko. Don't worry. - Okay.

- Okay. - I'm going back.

- Okay. - All right.

What's with... the dress?

- It's a dress, that's all. - Okay, how is it with Guillaume?

Amazing. I think he's even a little jealous.

Shh. Later.

Okay.

Daddy's a doctor. He's got his Ph.D.

Yes, he is finally gonna be able to take his paternity leave.

- Mommy's gonna go to work soon. - What trouble?

- Fuck. - Well done, Dad.

Well done. What are you talking?

What? No, but, hold on.

Perfect. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- Ma'am, it's unbelievable. - Here. Yes.

Yes. Well, understood. Of course, Principal.

- Of course. Count on us, Principal. - We'll punish him as soon as he gets home.

- Yes! - As soon as he back. Yes. Okay. Goodbye.

It's okay.

And they're fondling each other. They're fondling... Ugh!

Look at them. They're ridiculous.

- Everything all right? - Well, wait.

Mireille is in the house!

- A selfie, pumpkin. - They're ridiculous.

Okay, that's enough.

Wait, wait, wait.

Look at me, both of you.

Hey, Nico!

- Ow! - Excuse me, I'm sorry.

- Okay, I'll stand. - Don't you see anything?

Excuse me, y'all. Sorry.

Over here, can I have your attention for two minutes? Thank you.

So, as you know, I have managed to completely give up all screens.

And it's totally liberated me. I'm clearly a different person now, for sure.

In fact, this evening,

I'm going away for a completely unplugged weekend in the countryside.

Happiness.

And what I really want is for you to be free as well.

Because we are a family,

and we've hardly said ten words to each other since Julien's...

fascinating dissertation ended.

So, that's enough. Let's take charge, everyone put your devices in the box.

Come on. I don't want to hear any complaints.

Come on. It's over. We're liberating ourselves.

Come on!

A little challenge.

Yeah, okay, I think that's a great idea.

- Nobody wants to give it a go? No one? - Léa.

- I'd love to do it. If that's okay. - No.

Let go of the box.

Yes.

You'll do it, sweetheart?

- Why are you doing this? - It will be fun.

- It's just... - Come on. You.

- You'll feel better after. - Yeah, let's try it.

Let's try it. Huh!

- Here you go. - Right.

- Come on, you two. - There you go.

- Awesome. - Well done. Well done, great.

To make Léa happy.

- Ah, for once it's that way around. - It's not easy.

- It is for the best. - Happy?

- Great. Dad? - Sir?

No, it's not really convenient for me. I have a chess game at seven.

If you want to play, there are loads of board games here.

Don't you want to spend time with your grandkids?

Ooh.

Okay, Lyna, it's over.

Okay, there. You're gonna feel great. More free.

- Okay, can I have the box? - Yeah!

Wait, Léa, sorry. I just wanted to say, that, uh...

I think it's so cool you're doing this detox.

- Mm-hm. - For real, and I know.

It's not easy that you must want to give up sometimes. And...

Believe me, I know what I'm talking about.

Because you've already done a digital detox?

Vaginal.

Uh...

- I'm sorry? - I used to be a nymphomaniac.

- Really? - It's fine now. You know, I'm better.

Uh, I've moved on, and...

And it's cool. But, um...

Yeah. I'm proud of who I am today.

Mm-hm.

You'll see, one day you'll be proud of yourself too.

Okay, I won't take up any more of your time. See you.

Yeah. See you.

Yes. I'm coming!

Ah, there you are!

- Yes. Oh, great! - What's this?

You've packed your bag? So you're coming!

No, that's nothing to do with that.

Here's the thing, Mom. Uh, I... I can't come to work at the restaurant.

What do you mean?

Well, I've told you already, I'm doing a detox with Léa for a month.

And, uh, I can't let her down.

Plus, we promised to stick together. So, it wouldn't be cool.

Of course, you're right, Manon.

That's much more important than your poor mother whose alone

and that you're abandoning again.

Mom, please stop saying that. I'm not abandoning you.

A bit.

Okay, I'll come home. But after the detox.

- Okay? - Promise?

Yes.

Darling!

You coming home is the best thing that could happen to me.

- You know that, right? Yes, you do. - Yes, I know.

- I know. - You know that.

- Yes, I know that. - You know that.

Okay, I'll get another bottle. Julien's champagne is disgusting.

- Ah, okay. - It's yetch!

Ta-da!

Okay.

- Yeah, that's not bad. - Check this. You didn't see that.

- That too. - That too.

I'll give you 700.

What? For all of it?

But I need 5,000, sir.

Hang on, you didn't look at everything. Here, my fake ass.

Fake ass. It's silicon. Touch it, sir.

- Please touch it. - No, hold on.

Maybe you can get more online, but here, it's take it or leave it.

So, what is it?

- Okay, I'll take it. - All right.

Great. Okay.

Here we go.

Seven hundred euros.

- Thank you. - Have a good day!

So, Mireille told me you used to be a lawyer?

Yeah. Yeah, but, uh... I gave it up.

After my grandpa died, I took over his hardware store

to make the store downstairs.

- I didn't like my job anymore. And... - And do you like older women?

Great act with the flirting. Bravo, I love it.

Yeah, unfortunately I'll have to leave you, Patricia.

- I understand, Gagan. - I have to get going.

Can I give you this?

I love this thing.

You want to try? Not this one though.

Whoa.

Look, Guillaume, I know about Mélanie, about her past.

- Huh? - So, uh...

Just say the word and it's over. All right?

Um... what's over?

Everything. I'll leave Gagan.

One word and I'll do it.

- I'm all yours. - Gagan, the...

The guy who's fighting with the door trying to escape.

Sorry.

Two minutes, I'll be right back.

- Great job, girl! - High five.

Don't leave me, no. Please don't leave. Gagan, stay, stay. Please. Please.

- Léa, I told you I had a date at 7 p.m. - I know.

- It's five two! - Yes, I know.

But honestly though, aren't you too old for this?

You're leaving me for what? A 25-year-old girl with no cellulite

who's going to let you fuck her tits?

Yes.

If that's all you need, I'll let you titty fuck me.

Really?

No. I'm being gross. You can leave.

Yeah? Okay, great. That's what I was saying.

You need to let me leave.

Mélanie!

- Mélanie! - Mélanie!

Beautiful!

Mélanie! Mélanie! Mélanie!

Mélanie! Mélanie! Mélanie! Mélanie!

Mélanie! Mélanie! Mélanie!

I can see you, Dad.

You okay, darling?

I'm fine.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Fuck it.

No, think about your detox. Come on.

Listen, Dad. I won't tell Mom about this, in exchange, you'll leave me alone.

- Okay. - Okay.

That's not it.

He set her on his phone screen.

Ah!

She set him on her phone screen. Make sense, of course.

Of course, because they're madly in love.

That way they can look at each other every day forever like this.

"We're in love. We're good-looking."

Gagan isn't really your boyfriend, is he?

You're still in love with Guillaume.

It unlocked. Oh, I'm a fucking genius. I'm a fucking genius!

Three, two, one.

Eat!

♪ The lace lady travel with grace baby ♪

♪ I can't afford to cover The cost of course maybe ♪

♪ Settle that one in court cause Judging by the basics ♪

♪ In my melanin, great state I'm in ♪

♪ In all states I'm in I might final form in my melanin ♪

Done! I'm done!

I'm done!

And with 11 burgers devoured in seven minutes, forty-five seconds,

our contest winner is...

- Yeah! - What's your name again?

Patricia.

Patricia!

- Here you go. - Thanks.

I wonder, would you have another contest something,

you know, similar before tonight?

Why? You need cash?

Yes.

All right, final round. Careful, hand over the money.

Bets are closed! Three, two, one, go!

Go! Go! Go!

Come on! Rabbit!

Oh, go rabbit!

Yes! Yes. Come on!

Come on. What are you doing?

You dumb... What are you doing?

No, other way!

No! It's the other way.

Other way!

No!

Yes!

No!

Take this. No come back. Got it? This isn't the lottery, pal.

Give me back my 20 bucks. I still have a 100.

I'm missing ten bucks. Did you give that to them?

- Mr. Micky. - Hang on, I'm counting my money.

I'm sorry, but this is a matter of life or death.

I really need to get my money back. It's really, really important.

It's not my fault I chose the wrong rabbit.

But you know, I get it now. The one with the big ears totally sucks.

I'll give you 20 bucks for one more game. I... I know it's gonna...

It's not about the money. The rabbit's cold and tired.

They didn't sleep well. Now get out of here.

And these ten bucks are the last time. Now get lost.

Last time? It's my first time here.

No, I saw you at the fairground shooting a rifle trying to win a big cuddly toy.

So next time, you'll get your cuddly toy. Now get out of here!

Goodbye, sir.

I'm missing 20 bucks.

Hi, everybody. What's up?

How are you, grandma?

Oh, hello, darling. How was school?

Oh, it was awesome. I had a crazy day.

Oh, really? You've had an awesome day?

Yeah.

- Oh, well. Good to know. - Because your vacation is going to...

Look!

Here, honey.

Thank you.

Okay, stop it.

I can't hear you. Your vacation?

- Is gonna be what? - Say it?

My vacation is gonna be shitty. I get it. What did I do?

I don't know. I think your principal called

because you were messing around at school.

So, you're not coming on vacation with us to Spain.

- Goodbye, sun! - Goodbye, beach!

- Goodbye, surfing! - What?

- Maybe next time you'll think twice. - That's not fair. I'm not gonna stay

home alone for two weeks.

Well, no. No, no, no, no, no. That would be too easy.

- You're gonna stay here. - The heart of the detox.

Okay. Three meals a day, two phone calls to us,

one shower, and of course, zero screens.

Really? Ooh!

Loser.

2017, okay, here we go.

What's this?

She hasn't always been so skinny.

Go on, stupid. Take it.

There you go. There you go, you moron.

2015.

All right.

What the hell was that? It makes no sense. So vulgar.

Oh! She's a fucking fascist nympho!

- A nympho? - Mélanie is fascist.

Look at this guy's chest!

What, he's got a tattoo, but doesn't mean that...

It's a fucking swastika, Dad! That's what.

- Wait, Léa, you can't accuse... - Dammit, girl. Oh, my god!

- Fascist! - Don't Léa, wait!

Look what I found on Mélanie's cell phone!

Léa, that's completely unacceptable!

Seriously, you search my girlfriend's phone?

- Wait, no! - Mélanie, I'm so sorry.

- It's okay. - No, wait. You haven't even seen it.

- Withdrawl's a tough journey. - No, no, no. Wait!

You haven't even seen the photo. No!

- But we don't care about the photo. - Show the photo!

- Do not trust this woman. She has secrets. - Come on. What are you talking about?

- You need help! - Stop, stop, stop! That's enough!

This is my Ph.D. party and nobody cares!

- No, that's not true! - Yes, it is! It is!

- No, please. - Between you acting like a nutjob.

You always being on your phone like it was just invented.

And you, Yacine, hello, Yacine?

You don't feel like you miss anything? My dissertation! Ten years of studies!

And don't get me started on Manon. Where is she? Nobody even knows!

I feel like no one even cares about me becoming a doctor.

Okay, because it's kind of a big deal! Doctor! An engineer of life.

This was my moment!

My moment!

- Julien... - He's always

had these fits since he was little.

- Right? It's true. - Yes.

Checkmate.

Phil0355, you lose.

Oh, I lost.

- Would you like to play again? - I lost.

What's up, Manon?

- I'm okay, you? - You got my money?

- Not yet, but... Ow! Ow! Ow! - What did you not understand about

- I want it tonight, huh? - I just... Wait a minute.

I'm going to get the keys to... to Bernard's van

- for my retreat. - Wait, isn't that Manon?

- I'm just getting the money. - Want me to smash your face?

Oh!

- Please, let me go! - I said I wanted tonight!

- Manon! Manon! - Do you understand?

- Leave her alone! - Let her go!

Stop it! Enough!

- Who's that? - That's Bernard.

He owns the bar.

No! I can't believe I don't have my phone, no one's gonna believe me.

We could give him little boobs.

Oh, yeah. Big boobs.

- One big one and a tiny titty. - Okay, I'm making a small one.

Manon! What the fuck are you doing?

Threaten her again, I'll shove this spade into your skull.

Ask her for one more euro, and I'll bury you alive. Got it?

Got that?

Yeah, I get it. It won't happen again.

- All right, let's get out of here. - Asshole!

- Thank you, Bernie. - So rad.

It's just like in the movies.

Jeez, Bernard's crazy.

Manon!

Please don't leave me!

Manon!

Don't leave me!

- Go on! Bye! - Fuck you!

Manon!

You're like a teen. Addicted to screens. It's pathetic at your age frankly.

Enough, Mireille!

I want to enjoy my passion for screens.

Without limits or critiques. I, I want to be free!

Do you hear yourself?

- You've lost it, you poor thing. - Screw you, Mireille!

I slaved away for 42 years of accounting.

Now I wanna do what I want, how I want, when I want.

And you should do the same instead of spending your time busting my balls.

Because I won't go without it!

Hey, Aunty Pat.

Hey! No, no. Please, just Pat. Pat, no aunty.

- You okay? - Yeah, how are you?

So, I wanted to ask you, you already dipped your little pecker?

You're hardworking, aunty.

Can't say anything these days.

I'm gonna go sleep in Bobone's office.

Ooh. Hey, have you seen Manon?

Do you have any idea what time she'll be back tonight?

Okay. Welcome to the Detox Center. Thanks, Blanchard.

Is this the right address?

I think so.

Okay.

Right, okay.

It's more like a haunted house than a little paradise.

Are you sure you wanna stay?

It's this or my mom for the whole weekend.

- Right. - So, uh, I choose this.

- Oh, my God. - What was that?

I don't know.

Boo!

♪ Get a pumper drop the water from above ♪

Oh, fuck! Nice... okay, nice doggy.

Oh, nice doggy. Sweet doggy.

Nice, good boy...

Oh, no!

♪ I'm so easy, the air so hot ♪

♪ Beads of sweat running down my back ♪

♪ All my friends are made of wax ♪

♪ Moving slowly, they gon' melt ♪

♪ Our knees are burning The heat's so hot ♪

♪ Wind's so heavy the bees can't fly ♪

♪ What can stop it now? ♪

♪ What can stop it now? ♪

♪ What can stop it now? ♪

♪ What? ♪

♪ So let's get a pumper ♪

♪ Drop the water from above ♪

♪ Send it here and there ♪

♪ This heat is hard to bear ♪

♪ Get a pumper ♪

♪ Drop the water from above ♪

♪ Send it here and there ♪

♪ This heat is hard to bear ♪

♪ If we don't move Then the sea's gon' dry ♪

♪ All the walls of the town's gon' crack ♪

♪ Some of us are stuck on chairs ♪

♪ Well then tell them they gon' die ♪

♪ All these trees begging for some water ♪

♪ What can stop it now? ♪

♪ Find this truck baby I'm gonna drive ♪

♪ What can stop it now? ♪

♪ What can stop it now? ♪

♪ What can stop it now? ♪

♪ So let's get a pumper ♪

♪ Drop the water from above ♪

♪ Send it here and there ♪

♪ This heat is hard to bear ♪