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Come on, Adam. You're going to do great.
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I don't know, James. Like, this is my
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first time spreading the word. What if I
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mess up?What are you, 19?Yeah,
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exactly. Hey, that's what we have the
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buddy system for, OK?The system, I know,
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can seem overwhelming at times, but
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at the end of the day, you just it's
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there. To support us and to keep us on
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the straight and narrow while we're out
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spreading the word of the Lord.
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OK, yeah. Me and my old buddy,
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we used to have a lot of fun doing this.
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We did it for a long time. The only
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reason we're not doing it now is because
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the church wants us out training newbies
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like you. And I'm
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very thankful that I get the opportunity
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to meet you and work with you. Wow. I'm
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really looking forward to getting to know
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you as well. All right, let's get in
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here. Let's spread some Jesus, huhAll
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right. All right
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Why are we starting at this house?We've
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literally passed, what, ten other houses?
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Isn't it, I don't know, a hassle to
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backtrack?We'll get to them in due
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time. All right?Don't worry about that. I
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know what an owner at this house. This is
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a great opportunity for your training.
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That's all I want here. Is for you to
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start on a high note, because this
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door-to-door business can be pretty
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demotivating. All right, you ready?Yeah.
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All right, let me have a look at your
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song. All right, let's do it.
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Well, hello, James. Miss Carlson. Hello.
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Nice to see you again. You too. This is
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Adam, our newest member. Well, hello,
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dear. Hi, do you
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mind if we come in and help you or help
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to spread the word of the word?Of course
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you can come in. I've heard James here
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spread the gospel many times. It'll be
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interesting to hear how you do it. Follow
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me.
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You picked a beautiful day to make your
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rounds at the neighborhood, gentlemen.
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Now, if you'll excuse me for a minute,
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I'll be back with some refreshments,
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boys. Oh, right on.
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Isn't that disrespectful?What?
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No, Miss Carlson's cool. Me and my old
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buddy used to come here all the time,
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man. Yeah,
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and she still hasn't been converted yet.
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No. So why
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come here over and over again if she's
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not interested?Cause there's a lot of
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other reasons to come here.
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What do you mean?
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Look, you got a lot to earn,
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so let me break it down for you.
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The church is set up like this
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so that we're accountable. All right. And
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to keep us on our path and on our
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mission, right?Right
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OK, so say you do something that you
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don't want the church to know about. All
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right?If you don't tell anybody,
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I can always choose to look the other
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way. So if you keep your mouth shut,
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it'll be our little secret, right?
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I guess so. Yeah.
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That's the beauty of the buddy system. As
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long as you and me have each other's
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backs, we can do anything we want.
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Anything we want. Anything we want.
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Like what?Like that. Miss
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Cass. Is that your lingerie?
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It looks amazing. Thank you,
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dear. Very hot. Very hot. Huh
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My silly husband thought it was for him.
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What's going on here?Hey, come on
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now. All right. Look, we're normally
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very. Dedicated to the cause here. All
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right. We have to think of Miss Carlson
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as a little pit stop, OK?Like an
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afternoon nap or, you know, a
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little cheat meal, OK?It's just a
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pick-me-up between our normal duties.
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You and her.
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But she's a married woman. This is
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literally goes against everything that we
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Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam. This is
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what I was telling you earlier, OK?
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Who's going to know?All right?She's not
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going to say anything. I'm not going to
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say anything. The only thing left to know
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is, are you going to say anything,
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right?You'd be ashamed to lose
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our little arrangement. Almost personally
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know. I know.
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I think you would really like it. You
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should try it. Would you say your name
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once?
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OK, fine. But
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James, I won't say anything
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unless I'm asked, but
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I won't lie and
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I won't participate.
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Fan off, shall we?
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Take a seat on down there. I'm gonna do
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how I like to take care of you.
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Mercy. Mercy. Don't you turn away. You
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look, boy.
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Oh.
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Oh my
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God.
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Oh my God. Yes,
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yesI don't remember how you like
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it. Yes, you do. Oh my gosh. Oh my God,
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that's
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so good. James, don't you think, God,
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we should, I don't know, be going. We
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have a quote ourselves.
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Did you see I have my mouth full?We could
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knock on 1000 doors out there and get 2
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goddamn sign up. Not going to make any
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difference. All right, we're doing the
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Lord's work here. Yes, you are.
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Oh my God.
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Oh.
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Oh, mercy.
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We're getting the panties there.
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I can't wait. She don't want to take your
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pants off. I love
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sucking dick
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Jesus, we want you
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to.
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Oh,
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nice and slowly.
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I have that pussy so wet.
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It's dripping.
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Dripping like the fountains in the Garden
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of Eden. You hear that?Come on, man.
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This is a religious woman. God fearing.
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Got
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to exercise the demons out of her at
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least once a month. Come on, man.
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Oh, oh, Adam, you're missing out now.
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This is your Eve. This could be
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your Eve. You a virgin, son. Come on now.
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Oh.
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All right now. All right now. You a bold
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girl. You turn around there. Now let me
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see that assOh, mercy.
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Oh, baby. Oh, baby.
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Oh, here we go, man.
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Oh, I need. Yes.
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Oh, oh,
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oh. I'm telling it. Me and my buddy
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used to do this all the time. Yes, you
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did. You're missing out. And this
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is the best pussy in all of the valley.
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Sweet of you to say of the religions
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anyway. And
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nobody's nobody's going to say anything.
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Ain't no one going to say nothing to
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nobody. This is our secret. My mouth's
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going to be full.
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You know who's going to be full?Get
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involved, brother. I swear I won't say a
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word. I promise. She
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promises our secret.
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Oh, oh,
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I'll join.
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We are doing the word work, right?
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Amen. The Lord has blessed this young man
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with a fine trophy.
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I really am so glad they sent you guys in
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pairs. See, she's
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glad we're here
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helping the local community.
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As long as, you know, as long as we're
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still doing the words work, it's what
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matters, right?
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This
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is how they did it in the days of Christ,
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JC and the whole all homes.
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There you go. Some make yourself
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comfortable. Oh yes,
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let me get to know you a little
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better.
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And you met that fellow before. I really
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wouldn't have to know what he likes.
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The best disciple y'all have.
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You're
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doing such a lovely job. Oh, yes.
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Oh, boy, I'll bang the sins at it.
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Is that how we get
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rid of the sins?Yes.
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Banging the badness out. There you
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go.
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Oh, fine. Oh
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yeah, strong young bull. Mm,
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he sure is. Well, why
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don't you take me around. Taste
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this now that it's
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been properly anointed.
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She was tasting her own pussy juice.
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Oh, it's
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amazing.
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The
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two of you working together, you really
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are making the world a better place.
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Jesus needed 12 disciples. I only need
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one.
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Amen
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to
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that.
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Hallelujah,
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she said.
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Nice lady, nice house. This is nice work.
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It is nice work.
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See how much her husband donates to the
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church. Really. Top five
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contributors all year. Wow. Oh, yeah.
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Well, we definitely got to give her this
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kind of treatment. I don't even think
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thousands would donate.
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Oh, you're the best.
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You're the best. Yes, please.
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Gotta take this one out for a spin.
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I can't let you out of here without the
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same dream of that. That
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would be fair.
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I think we converted.
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It's a real
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do gooder now. It
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definitely does me good. I told you,
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Miss Carson's the best. Yeah,
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you converted me.
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So does this happen every time we come
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here?Every time.
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Once the husband's not home. Once the
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husband's not home, we're in
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the
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clear.
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You
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guys have me a little hungry to come.
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What?One last ride?
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Oh fuckThat was my one
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last ride. What do you
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want me to do?
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The boy is spoiled for choice. Oh my,
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Oh my. This is
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truly an abundant paradise.
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Pearls of gold for you. It's
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the devil's danger.
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Thank you, Miss Kirst. Oh, always a
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pleasure.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, that was lovely. I
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love the new blood. Oh, you're welcome,
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Miss Carson. There'll be plenty more new
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blood coming in now next month. My old
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partner will be coming in with his new
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party, and then I'll be bringing more
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back to you next month also. Well,
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perfect. You boys are welcome back here
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anytime. The Lord provides. The
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Lord provides.
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