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Come on, Adam. You're going to do great.

I don't know, James. Like, this is my

first time spreading the word. What if I

mess up?What are you, 19?Yeah,

exactly. Hey, that's what we have the

buddy system for, OK?The system, I know,

can seem overwhelming at times, but

at the end of the day, you just it's

there. To support us and to keep us on

the straight and narrow while we're out

spreading the word of the Lord.

OK, yeah. Me and my old buddy,

we used to have a lot of fun doing this.

We did it for a long time. The only

reason we're not doing it now is because

the church wants us out training newbies

like you. And I'm

very thankful that I get the opportunity

to meet you and work with you. Wow. I'm

really looking forward to getting to know

you as well. All right, let's get in

here. Let's spread some Jesus, huhAll

right. All right

Why are we starting at this house?We've

literally passed, what, ten other houses?

Isn't it, I don't know, a hassle to

backtrack?We'll get to them in due

time. All right?Don't worry about that. I

know what an owner at this house. This is

a great opportunity for your training.

That's all I want here. Is for you to

start on a high note, because this

door-to-door business can be pretty

demotivating. All right, you ready?Yeah.

All right, let me have a look at your

song. All right, let's do it.

Well, hello, James. Miss Carlson. Hello.

Nice to see you again. You too. This is

Adam, our newest member. Well, hello,

dear. Hi, do you

mind if we come in and help you or help

to spread the word of the word?Of course

you can come in. I've heard James here

spread the gospel many times. It'll be

interesting to hear how you do it. Follow

me.

You picked a beautiful day to make your

rounds at the neighborhood, gentlemen.

Now, if you'll excuse me for a minute,

I'll be back with some refreshments,

boys. Oh, right on.

Isn't that disrespectful?What?

No, Miss Carlson's cool. Me and my old

buddy used to come here all the time,

man. Yeah,

and she still hasn't been converted yet.

No. So why

come here over and over again if she's

not interested?Cause there's a lot of

other reasons to come here.

What do you mean?

Look, you got a lot to earn,

so let me break it down for you.

The church is set up like this

so that we're accountable. All right. And

to keep us on our path and on our

mission, right?Right

OK, so say you do something that you

don't want the church to know about. All

right?If you don't tell anybody,

I can always choose to look the other

way. So if you keep your mouth shut,

it'll be our little secret, right?

I guess so. Yeah.

That's the beauty of the buddy system. As

long as you and me have each other's

backs, we can do anything we want.

Anything we want. Anything we want.

Like what?Like that. Miss

Cass. Is that your lingerie?

It looks amazing. Thank you,

dear. Very hot. Very hot. Huh

My silly husband thought it was for him.

What's going on here?Hey, come on

now. All right. Look, we're normally

very. Dedicated to the cause here. All

right. We have to think of Miss Carlson

as a little pit stop, OK?Like an

afternoon nap or, you know, a

little cheat meal, OK?It's just a

pick-me-up between our normal duties.

You and her.

But she's a married woman. This is

literally goes against everything that we

Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam. This is

what I was telling you earlier, OK?

Who's going to know?All right?She's not

going to say anything. I'm not going to

say anything. The only thing left to know

is, are you going to say anything,

right?You'd be ashamed to lose

our little arrangement. Almost personally

know. I know.

I think you would really like it. You

should try it. Would you say your name

once?

OK, fine. But

James, I won't say anything

unless I'm asked, but

I won't lie and

I won't participate.

Fan off, shall we?

Take a seat on down there. I'm gonna do

how I like to take care of you.

Mercy. Mercy. Don't you turn away. You

look, boy.

Oh.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God. Yes,

yesI don't remember how you like

it. Yes, you do. Oh my gosh. Oh my God,

that's

so good. James, don't you think, God,

we should, I don't know, be going. We

have a quote ourselves.

Did you see I have my mouth full?We could

knock on 1000 doors out there and get 2

goddamn sign up. Not going to make any

difference. All right, we're doing the

Lord's work here. Yes, you are.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh, mercy.

We're getting the panties there.

I can't wait. She don't want to take your

pants off. I love

sucking dick

Jesus, we want you

to.

Oh,

nice and slowly.

I have that pussy so wet.

It's dripping.

Dripping like the fountains in the Garden

of Eden. You hear that?Come on, man.

This is a religious woman. God fearing.

Got

to exercise the demons out of her at

least once a month. Come on, man.

Oh, oh, Adam, you're missing out now.

This is your Eve. This could be

your Eve. You a virgin, son. Come on now.

Oh.

All right now. All right now. You a bold

girl. You turn around there. Now let me

see that assOh, mercy.

Oh, baby. Oh, baby.

Oh, here we go, man.

Oh, I need. Yes.

Oh, oh,

oh. I'm telling it. Me and my buddy

used to do this all the time. Yes, you

did. You're missing out. And this

is the best pussy in all of the valley.

Sweet of you to say of the religions

anyway. And

nobody's nobody's going to say anything.

Ain't no one going to say nothing to

nobody. This is our secret. My mouth's

going to be full.

You know who's going to be full?Get

involved, brother. I swear I won't say a

word. I promise. She

promises our secret.

Oh, oh,

I'll join.

We are doing the word work, right?

Amen. The Lord has blessed this young man

with a fine trophy.

I really am so glad they sent you guys in

pairs. See, she's

glad we're here

helping the local community.

As long as, you know, as long as we're

still doing the words work, it's what

matters, right?

This

is how they did it in the days of Christ,

JC and the whole all homes.

There you go. Some make yourself

comfortable. Oh yes,

let me get to know you a little

better.

And you met that fellow before. I really

wouldn't have to know what he likes.

The best disciple y'all have.

You're

doing such a lovely job. Oh, yes.

Oh, boy, I'll bang the sins at it.

Is that how we get

rid of the sins?Yes.

Banging the badness out. There you

go.

Oh, fine. Oh

yeah, strong young bull. Mm,

he sure is. Well, why

don't you take me around. Taste

this now that it's

been properly anointed.

She was tasting her own pussy juice.

Oh, it's

amazing.

The

two of you working together, you really

are making the world a better place.

Jesus needed 12 disciples. I only need

one.

Amen

to

that.

Hallelujah,

she said.

Nice lady, nice house. This is nice work.

It is nice work.

See how much her husband donates to the

church. Really. Top five

contributors all year. Wow. Oh, yeah.

Well, we definitely got to give her this

kind of treatment. I don't even think

thousands would donate.

Oh, you're the best.

You're the best. Yes, please.

Gotta take this one out for a spin.

I can't let you out of here without the

same dream of that. That

would be fair.

I think we converted.

It's a real

do gooder now. It

definitely does me good. I told you,

Miss Carson's the best. Yeah,

you converted me.

So does this happen every time we come

here?Every time.

Once the husband's not home. Once the

husband's not home, we're in

the

clear.

You

guys have me a little hungry to come.

What?One last ride?

Oh fuckThat was my one

last ride. What do you

want me to do?

The boy is spoiled for choice. Oh my,

Oh my. This is

truly an abundant paradise.

Pearls of gold for you. It's

the devil's danger.

Thank you, Miss Kirst. Oh, always a

pleasure.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that was lovely. I

love the new blood. Oh, you're welcome,

Miss Carson. There'll be plenty more new

blood coming in now next month. My old

partner will be coming in with his new

party, and then I'll be bringing more

back to you next month also. Well,

perfect. You boys are welcome back here

anytime. The Lord provides. The

Lord provides.