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So what's up bro, you getting your pussy yet?

You know I haven't.

Really?

No bro, all I did was finger Lauren.

Like she's like, is my dick being too big for her or something?

Bro shut up.

Bro, that's what she said.

Alright bro, well your boy lost his.

For real?

Yeah.

How?

Did that Stephanie girl you were talking to?

No bro, if I tell you, you're not gonna believe it.

Dude, stop, you gotta tell me, who was it?

Bro, my stepmom.

The hot, like your new hot stepmom dude?

Yeah.

When your dad just married?

Yeah.

Shut the fuck, you're joking bro, you're fucking.

Bro, you know how like every boy has like that fantasy of like hot stepmom?

Yeah.

Bro, I thought I was gonna have to like work for it.

I just met her like what, a couple months ago?

And it was like boom, I told her I was a virgin and

she was like, oh I need to help you, started attacking.

What?

She gets off on everything bro, she's horny.

She's always like fucking herself right here, her

and my dad fucking like all the time, she's crazy.

Get the fuck out of here dude, so you're telling me I

gotta get a stepmom if I wanna lose my virginity bro?

I mean yeah, that'd probably help.

Honestly.

Fuck.

You could probably use mine.

What?

Dude, she's a super freak, like super freak, I

guarantee if we asked her she'd be like oh yeah.

No way, do you really think so?

I mean she loves to help out, she helped me out.

Fuck dude, I mean she's fucking hot dude, I'd be down but I don't think she would.

Should we ask her?

I'm down.

Actually?

Yeah dude, if she would.

Alright fuck it, let's go ask her.

Alright, yeah dude let's go.

Oof.

Yeah...

Yes, yes.

Use, use, use.

Oh, I told you oh my god. Oh, who is it? It's Ethan

Oh, hey Ethan, come on in. Bro, bro. Hey guys. Oh, hey Cod. How are you? Hey. Are

you having fun? Yeah, what are you guys doing? Just chilling. Just driving one out.

What's going on? Um, random question, but remember that thing that you helped me

with? Oh yeah, your virginity? Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's got one too. No way. Yeah.

At the age of 21, you're still a virgin? Um, yeah, I don't know. I keep

trying. I know, you're getting a little too smart. Yeah. I don't know.

Well, do you want some help with it? I'm down to help. Are you? Sure. Yeah, of course.

It's way better than this anyway. I guess. I don't know. Get in there, superstar.

I did not think we were going to be doing this today

um

Oh two is better than one

I'm gonna step on it.

Oh, shit.

God damn, dude.

I do need to get a step on.

Shit.

Oh, shit.

What? No, what?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

What?

Are you sure?

What?

Oh, there you go.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

This is amazing.

You're actually not a virgin.

Almost.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna kill you.

Oh, fuck you!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh fuck yeah.

You're not a virgin anymore.

You're welcome.

You can come over anytime.

You can come over anytime.

I'll take you up on that.

Best time ever, huh?

Thanks boys.