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- Coach?
- Yes, Frank.
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- Where do I go?
- Proceed to the hub.
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Got ya.
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How will I know who he is?
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This is him.
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Hi. Oh.
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So... Sorry. Fork.
- Amy.
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Oh, no. Me name's not fork.
- Yeah, I guessed. It was just...
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Oh, it's... It's Frank.
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Uh, do you wanna sit? Shall we sit?
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- Think it's that or stand.
- Yeah. Come... Come sit, yeah.
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Oh, oh, that's, um... I was on that side.
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- Oh shall I...?
- Oh no, no.
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No. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
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Why bring it up?
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Sorry, I'm... I'm so bloody nervous.
It's...
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It's my first time on the, you know...
With the... The system.
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Me too.
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Oh really?
- Yeah, I'm shitting it, mate.
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Come to mention it, you do look terrified.
- Do I?
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Yeah, you're quaking with fear.
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Or maybe shaking with revulsion?
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At least you've stopped shitting.
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Are you sure about that?
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Shall we stop talking about shitting?
- Yeah, maybe order some food?
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- Mm. Yeah.
- Yeah. Good plan.
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OK.
- Do you know how we order?
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I think we use these.
- Oh.
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Menu choice already established.
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- There you are, sir.
- Oh. Ta.
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And for you, madam.
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Well, evidently, I'm a pasta girl.
- Yeah. I'm a, uh...
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Fishcake...
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Mm.
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- Mm.
- It's good.
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Mm. Can I try some?
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Are we allowed to do that?
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Fuck it.
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Yeah, fuck it.
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- Mm, that is good.
- Mm.
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So...
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- We're both first timers.
- Mm.
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Shall we check our expiry date?
- Yeah. Good plan
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Yeah?
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Alright, um,
so I think it's under "Info".
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Yeah. Uh, tap to reveal.
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We have to tap to reveal
at the same time.
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OK, so, on three...
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two, one. Go.
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12 hours.
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Yeah, 12 hours.
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OK.
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A bit, um...
- Yeah.
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A bit short.
- It is a bit short. Isn't it?
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- Mm.
- Oh, and getting shorter.
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I didn't realise it would sort of
count down like that.
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It's sort of sad.
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Well, maybe we should eat quickly.
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Yeah. Yeah, maybe we should.
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The race is on.
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Come on, hurry up.
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- Well, guess this is us.
- And this takes us to the place?
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Yeah, I suppose so.
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- After you.
- Thank you.
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Oh, that's massive.
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- Here we are.
- Yep.
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Huh.
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Do you wanna open it or shall I?
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- Go ahead.
- Alright.
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Ha. Too slow.
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You're a knob.
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Oh, God. It's a shithole.
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You're kidding?!
- I am, yeah.
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Ooh.
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It's nice.
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I, uh, like that lamp.
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Yeah, it's incredible, that lamp.
- Fuck off.
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♪ Dalia ♪
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♪ This girl's gonna move you... ♪
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- Hm.
- Right.
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That's, uh...
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There's an en suite.
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Shower or bath?
- Both.
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Ah, that's good.
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Uh, well I'm...
I'm just gonna use the loo.
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Oh yeah, I've gotta, uh...
Over here, so...
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Yeah.
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OK, seriously,
what are we meant to do?
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Query too broad, please narrow.
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Well, I mean, are we just meant to...
I don't know, like, just go at it?
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Define "go at it".
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Oh, fucking hell.
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So, are we meant
to just have sex with each other?
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Participants are not required
to take any specific action.
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Yeah, but I mean, we can, right?
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I mean, people do,
if it's just a short time?
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If that's your decision.
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- It's up to us?
- It's up to you.
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I could just sleep here.
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Don't be daft.
You'll be scrunched up in a ball.
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It's not awful.
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The bed's pretty big.
I'm sure we could both fit in it.
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Yeah. OK.
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Must've been mental
before the system.
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How do you mean?
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Well, people had to do
the whole relationship thing themselves
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work out who they wanna be with.
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Hm. Option paralysis.
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So many choices,
you end up not knowing which one you want.
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Yeah. Exactly.
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And if things seem shitty
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they'd have to figure out
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whether they wanted to break up
with someone.
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How to break up with someone.
Fucking hell.
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It's a nightmare.
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Yeah, it's not that
when it's all mapped out.
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God no.
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It's so much simpler
when it's all mapped out.
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Mm.
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This is weird though.
- It really is.
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Well, then.
- So...
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Thanks for being my first.
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Oh.
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Bloody time.
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It was great, you know.
You... You were... nice.
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So are you.
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If we had this time again,
you would totally get it, by the way.
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Oh, you... You bastard.
- Sorry.
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You... You'd get it too.
- Fucked that one up, didn't we?
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Yeah, totally.
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I guess I just don't see the point
in something that short, like 12 hours.
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Even your reaction to a brief encounter
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provides the system
with valuable information.
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Yeah, well, I didn't even do anything.
The system thinks I'm a prude.
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The system makes no moral judgements.
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Yeah, but how do I know
she wasn't the perfect match for me?
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I mean, she was...
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Your ultimate compatible other
has not yet been selected.
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Yeah, I know but it's...
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The system gains insight
as each participant progresses
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through numerous relationships
and uses the gathered data
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to eventually select
an ultimate compatible other.
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On your pairing day, I know.
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And it always finds your perfect match.
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In 99.8% of cases.
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But I have to go through
loads of relationships to find it.
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- That is correct.
- Great.
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- What was that?
- Another relationship.
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What? Already?
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- What's this, another one?
- That is correct.
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Best go get changed then.
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Holy fuck. Tell me that's him.
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I cannot confirm identity
until a personal introduction is made.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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Identity confirmed.
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I like your hair.
- Yours is good too.
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It's all my own.
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It's just funny.
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Hi.
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I'm Frank.
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Mm, Nicola.
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I've been here a while.
- Oh yeah, sorry.
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I was getting changed.
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Really?
- Started already?
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I was hungry.
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Ah, yeah, course, yeah. Sorry.
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Come on, let's get it over with,
checking the expiry.
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Ah, yeah, yeah.
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One year.
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We've got each other for one year.
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Could be a mistake.
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- Uh, Coach, is this a mistake?
- This is not a mistake.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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There'll be a reason.
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Look on the bright side,
chicken tikka masala.
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What?
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Chicken tikka mas...
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It was a joke.
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Right. So you're the sort of person
that makes jokes.
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OK, so on three...
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Two, one.
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Oh.
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Interesting.
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Nine months.
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Well...
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Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Pretty much the same as my last one.
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How many of these have you had?
- Relationships? So far?
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Five.
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I'm an old hand, I suppose.
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Listen, I'm just gonna jump
in the shower.
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OK.
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Won't be long.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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So listen, if you're OK with it,
this is relationship five for me
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and I've found it's best
to have sex straightaway upfront.
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Right. Yeah.
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Kind of breaks the ice
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gives an early overview of compatibility
and so on.
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Yep.
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So I'm consenting to everything now
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and whenever you feel comfortable
with doing the same...
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Tikka masala, just...
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- What?
- It's a bit tikka masala...
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Talking makes it worse.
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It's rude.
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No, no.
You're gonna have to do it from behind.
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- You what?
- From behind.
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Bit faster?
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More motion.
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Yeah, not like that. More motion.
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You're all in-out, in-out
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like you're trying to shut a drawer
back into a filing cabinet.
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- Sorry
- It's just boring.
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Want a bit more side to side.
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Like this?
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No, not really.
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Aah
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Aah.
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What was that?
- Nothing.
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Hm.
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Aah.
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Fucking hell.
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So I can't just walk away?
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That is correct.
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One day, it will provide you
with the ultimate match.
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One day.
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One day.
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So I'd just like to say
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do have faith in the system
because it does deliver.
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It did for us.
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You have so many experiences
and then one day
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it pairs you up with your ultimate match
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the best in show, as it were.
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So, if you're having doubts
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just hang on in there.
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Because it really does work.
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Garlic dip?
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Thanks for that.
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Hi. Hi.
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00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,720
Mm, you alright?
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Was that, uh, your...
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Yeah. Nicola.
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Oh, Nicola.
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Mm.
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You OK?
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No, you're not being...
Are you being serious?
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Oh my God. OK, this is happening.
OK, um, just...
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Oh, thanks.
250
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You look well.
- Thanks.
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I'd, uh... I'd return the compliment,
but you just spat food on my shoe, so...
252
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To be fair, it is a revolting shoe, so...
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Ah, all the better to kick you with.
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00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,440
Is that really hard?
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Ouch.
- I'm so sorry. Fuck.
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Shit.
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Oh, oh, um...
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Uh, Lenny this is, um, Frank.
Frank, this is Lenny.
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Hi Lenny, you alright?
- Hi.
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Uh, we were together for a... a bit.
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A small... Small bit.
- Yeah, just before we...
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Oh, so you two...?
263
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,429
Ah, that's... That's great.
264
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:34,190
So, I mean... It looks like you two
make a great, uh, team.
265
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,600
Aah.
266
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,040
Yeah.
267
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,880
- Yeah.
- Um, I'll see you.
268
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,120
Yeah.
269
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:14,910
Aah.
270
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,320
Aah.
271
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,034
You know that noise you make?
272
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,200
What noise?
273
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,720
Aah.
274
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,237
Do I do that?
- Yeah. You do. Quite often.
275
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,200
Does it bother you?
276
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,560
A bit, yeah.
277
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,000
I'll try not to.
- OK.
278
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Aah!
279
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,559
So it's been great, really.
280
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,040
Shame it has to end.
281
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:55,760
But end it must.
282
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,320
Anyway.
283
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,720
OK, bye.
284
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,320
Another partner already?
285
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,800
That is correct.
286
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,679
So, three, two, one, go.
287
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,400
- Oh.
- 36 hours.
288
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,280
Well, uh, bye.
- Bye.
289
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,040
Bye.
290
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,000
Three, two, one...
291
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,549
Uh, I just wanna say.
- Don't.
292
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,273
Well, I learnt what it's like to co-habit
with someone I despise.
293
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,275
Is that useful for the system?
294
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,193
Everything happens for a reason.
295
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,629
That's sooner than I expected.
296
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,519
- Hi.
- Hi.
297
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,600
Hi.
298
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,440
Is this right?
299
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,056
- Yeah.
- I mean...
300
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:54,957
Yeah, I didn't, uh...
301
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,952
Didn't think the system
would hook us up again.
302
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,040
No, me neither.
303
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,318
I mean, I hope it's right,
obviously, but...
304
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,160
Coach, are we sat at the right table?
305
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,480
Yes. That is correct.
306
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,520
OK. Well...
307
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,354
Wait, um,
can we not check the expiry date?
308
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,559
Uh, why?
- I'm just sick of it.
309
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,550
Like the system's just bounced me
from bloke to bloke
310
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,518
like short fling after short fling.
311
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,816
And I know that they're short flings,
so they're just meaningless.
312
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,674
And I get really detached.
It's like I'm not really there.
313
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:23,591
Yeah, yeah.
314
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,496
OK, so, um, the other week,
I was with this guy.
315
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,216
God knows who.
He was basically just a haircut.
316
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,153
And I literally
had this out of body experience
317
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,278
like I wandered out of my body
and I sat in this chair across the room
318
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,431
and I just watched myself
like fucking this guy.
319
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,079
I was like, what is that all about?
320
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,800
That is literally just a dick
going in and out of a hole.
321
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,475
Yeah. That's pretty detached.
322
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,856
Well, it's like,
when it's a long-term thing
323
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,856
it's just as bad, you know,
It's like watching the clock
324
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,336
like you're a prisoner,
counting the hours, counting the minutes.
325
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,960
- Oh God, I have been there.
- Yeah.
326
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,559
Yeah, let's not check the expiry then.
327
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,280
Yeah.
328
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:58,880
It's a deal.
- Deal.
329
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,476
Bring on les fishcake.
330
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,600
Dunno.
331
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,472
So..
- So...
332
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,630
Might as well.
333
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,480
I suppose we have to.
334
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,434
Don't know how much time we've got.
335
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,195
Yeah, it could be ten minutes.
336
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,960
Think you could last ten minutes?
337
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,196
Fuck off.
338
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,238
Right. OK, then.
339
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,111
Wait, one of us
should get undressed first.
340
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,798
Why only one of us?
- It'll be funny.
341
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,197
Alright, then. Get your kit off.
- No. No, it was my idea.
342
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,360
Alright.
343
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,039
You know, this is kind of emasculating.
344
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,536
Well, then you better make up for it
345
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,596
in a minute.
346
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,560
I'm gonna see your dick.
347
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,600
Sorry.
348
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,790
- I'm gonna fucking see it.
- Yeah, OK. Yeah.
349
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,274
What if there is no scrutiny?
350
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,477
It's just putting us together
in any old order
351
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,616
and we all go along with it
352
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,836
cos they're always telling us
how clever it is.
353
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,873
Yeah, but it does put people with the one.
354
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,357
It's got a 99.8% success rate.
355
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,672
But how do you know
they're perfect matches?
356
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,836
I mean, what if all it's actually doing
is gradually wearing us down.
357
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,671
Putting us in one relationship
after another
358
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,430
for random durations in a random sequence.
359
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,716
Each time you get
a little bit more pliable
360
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,189
a little bit more broken
361
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,512
until eventually it coughs up
the final offering
362
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,795
and says that's the one.
363
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:24,114
And by that point,
you are so defeated and so exhausted
364
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,793
that you just accept it. You settle.
365
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,910
And then,
you have to live the rest of your life
366
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,798
convincing yourself you didn't.
367
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,920
Well done.
368
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,000
That's one of the bleakest things
I've ever heard.
369
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,680
Thank you.
370
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,280
Right.
371
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,990
D'you wanna know my theory?
372
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,712
Let's assume the system isn't random,
yeah?
373
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,520
It's as sophisticated as they say it is.
- OK.
374
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,713
Right, so using these,
it slurps up all your reactions, yeah?
375
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,712
It builds up a complex profile.
- Mm-Hm.
376
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:01,191
Every crazy thought you've ever had,
all your dreams and your weaknesses and...
377
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,316
And your mad theories.
378
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,336
- Yeah, like everything in your head.
- Right.
379
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,079
Right, so if it's everything
in your head
380
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,240
does it have thoughts?
381
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,880
Alright, so now you're gonna say
382
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,239
what if that's us
and we're stuck in a simulation?
383
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,680
Well, how do we know?
384
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,600
I think that settles it.
385
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,960
But I might've been programmed
to go, "Ow".
386
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,320
OK.
387
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,240
- Hey, come here.
- No.
388
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,751
- Ow.
- Sorry.
389
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,399
- Coach?
- Hello Frank.
390
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:33,920
I've gotta know.
391
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,554
What would you like to know?
392
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,671
The expiry date for me and Amy.
393
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,440
I need to know how long.
394
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,720
What, you're not gonna talk me out of it?
395
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,640
Would you like me
to talk you out of it?
396
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,798
Yeah. Uh... Uh, no. Dunno.
397
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,833
Nah, I'm not gonna do it.
Said I wouldn't.
398
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,920
We shook on it.
399
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,240
Fuck it.
400
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,360
Recalibrating.
401
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,200
Coach?
402
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,315
- Coach? Coach, what's happening?
- Recalibrating.
403
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,154
Coach, it's getting shorter.
404
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,239
One-sided observation
has destabilised the expiry date.
405
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
What?
406
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,839
One side observation
has de-stabilised the expiry date.
407
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,080
Recalibrating.
408
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,031
What? Cos I looked at it on my own,
I made it shorter?
409
00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,959
- That is correct.
- Why?
410
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,953
Everything happens for a reason.
411
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,357
Alright, well undo it then.
Make it go back.
412
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,794
I cannot do that.
413
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,880
Recalibrating.
414
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,960
What... What if she looks at it?
415
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,669
Once shortened,
the expiry date cannot be extended.
416
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,436
- Why?
- Everything happens for a reason.
417
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,112
- Come on! Come on!
- Recalibrating.
418
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,560
When'll it stop?
419
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,039
It will stabilise
once recalibration is completed.
420
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,590
No. Stop it.
421
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,440
Stop it. Just...
422
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,600
You OK?
423
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,200
Yeah, I'm fine.
424
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,510
- Alright.
- I'm Good.
425
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,750
Have you ever had more than four
or less than four?
426
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:47,956
What you thinking about?
427
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,360
Nothing.
428
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,635
Alright, seriously, what's up?
429
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,275
- I looked.
- Looked at what?
430
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,753
We promised we wouldn't.
We shook on it.
431
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,240
- Don't you want to know what it said?
- No.
432
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,680
That was the point.
433
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,036
Well, it's almost done anyway.
- How, almost done?
434
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,360
Got like an hour.
435
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,393
Why... Why didn't you tell me this before?
436
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,640
Didn't wanna spoil today.
437
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,120
Oh, and this hasn't spoilt it?
438
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,416
It was supposed to be five years
439
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,440
but now...
440
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,040
I looked at it.
441
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,616
Something happened. It started going down.
I don't know what it was.
442
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,074
- So you broke it?
- No.
443
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,480
No. No, no, no. I mean...
444
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,441
I don't... I don't know.
- Why did you have to look at it?
445
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,754
Look, I was thinking
maybe we can overcome it somehow.
446
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,433
Why did you have to look at it?
447
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,080
Because I like you.
448
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,075
Like properly, really. I like you and...
- For fuck's sake.
449
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,320
What? And that wasn't enough?
450
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,800
No. Look, that's not the point.
451
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,312
Right, I looked,
but that's not the issue here.
452
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,440
Are you sure about that?
453
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,256
What the fuck? You're more wound up
about that than how short the time is.
454
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,272
Yes, because we had agreed.
455
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,790
Listen. Listen.
456
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,956
Listen. What if we just ignore it?
- We can't.
457
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,631
No, Listen, we just...
We just fuck the system.
458
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,256
Right? We'll fuck it...
- What? And do what?
459
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,795
We'll jump out, over the wall, get out.
460
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,395
There is nothing out there.
- How d'you...? How d'you know?
461
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,080
How'd you know?
462
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,315
Amy?
- You've ruined this.
463
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:17,640
You've ruined it.
464
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,754
Hey, it's... It's nothing.
465
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,390
- Amy?
- Don't follow me.
466
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,440
Amy, I'm sorry.
467
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,040
Amy.
468
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,913
Everything happens for a reason.
469
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,280
What reason?
470
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,096
The system will be assessing your reaction
471
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,318
to the painful premature termination
of a treasured relationship
472
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:47,154
and will adjust and improve its profile
of your eventual chosen one accordingly.
473
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,552
- You're a great comfort.
- Thank you.
474
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:00,194
I swear to God,
I feel like scaling the wall out there
475
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,112
and jumping in the fucking wilderness.
476
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,711
That would contravene
the rules of the system.
477
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,629
Oh, the fucking system.
478
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,639
Failure to comply
with the system may result in banishment.
479
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,230
Alright, I know.
480
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,232
Christ, will you let me angry, at least?
Will you give me that?
481
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,717
You must vacate
your current living quarters
482
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,075
when the time expires.
483
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,200
Like I didn't know.
484
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,514
And if I hadn't have looked,
we'd have been together years.
485
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,560
She was...
486
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,795
You know, when you meet someone
and you just know?
487
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,000
You just know that...
488
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,600
Reckon you could pop this in me now?
489
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,760
I sort of got jaw ache.
490
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,440
Yeah, come on.
491
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:37,200
And after all that,
he never even apologised. Not once.
492
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,960
That's too bad.
493
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,034
Do you mind if I think about her?
494
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:48,956
If I can think about him?
495
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,160
Yeah, sound.
496
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,193
One, two, three, four.
497
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,920
One, two, three, four.
498
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,117
Congratulations, Amy.
Your ultimate match has been identified.
499
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,079
Your pairing day is tomorrow.
500
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,476
Ultimate, as in the one?
501
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:40,720
That is correct.
502
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,356
And we meet tomorrow?
503
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:44,240
That is correct.
504
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,910
Tomorrow you will be coupled
with your ultimate match
505
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,232
and together,
you will leave this place forever
506
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,400
OK.
507
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,472
Are you allowed
to tell me anything about them?
508
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,599
Do I know them already?
509
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,840
Negative.
510
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,680
Right.
511
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,035
There is one more thing.
512
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,160
Yeah, what's that?
513
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,790
Prior to pairing day
514
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,031
you have been allocated
a short farewell period
515
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,793
with an individual of your choosing.
516
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,600
What... A farewell period,
like I get to say goodbye to someone?
517
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,800
That is correct.
518
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,955
Data shows this can help provide
psychological closure.
519
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,190
Frank. I choose Frank.
520
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,113
Your choice has been registered.
521
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,632
Wait. Where are we meeting?
Usual booth, 7:30pm.
522
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,480
Alright.
523
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,593
- Coach?
- Yes, Amy?
524
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,360
Count to four.
525
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,357
One, two, three, four.
526
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,950
Wait. Wait.
527
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,560
How long we got?
528
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,994
Look. The system set
my pairing day for tomorrow.
529
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,230
Yeah. Me too.
- Right.
530
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,633
I don't want whoever the system
reckons the one is, OK?
531
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,555
I want you.
- I want you.
532
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,518
Failure to comply with the system may...
533
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,273
Ah, you can fuck off and all.
534
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,156
Can you remember
where you were before you came here?
535
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,560
You can't, can you?
536
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,560
- No.
- Me neither.
537
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,400
What? Why can't I think of that?
538
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
It's a test.
539
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,776
Do you... Do you remember
the first night that we were together?
540
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,440
I mean, the first night,
how did you feel?
541
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:52,472
I... I felt safe, happy, comfortable.
542
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,675
It... It felt like...
543
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,760
It felt like something locked into place,
you know.
544
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,754
Like we'd met before.
545
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,816
Like it happened before,
and like it'll happen again.
546
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,719
Like it's happened
a thousand times over and over again.
547
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,640
Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah. I... Yeah, I do.
548
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,676
Ever since we've met,
this world has been toying with us.
549
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,955
It's trying to keep us apart.
550
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,635
It's... It's a test. I swear it is.
551
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:17,236
And the two of us rebelling together
is something to do with passing it.
552
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,120
We gotta fuck it all off.
553
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,875
Exactly. We've just gotta
fuck the whole thing off and go.
554
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Yeah, over the wall.
555
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,992
Right over it,
no matter what's out there.
556
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,280
OK.
557
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,120
So let's go.
558
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,910
Yeah. Yeah, let's go.
559
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,920
Come on.
560
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,039
♪ Burn down the disco ♪
561
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:48,554
♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪
562
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:52,191
♪ Because the music
that they constantly play ♪
563
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:56,071
♪ It says nothing to me about my life ♪
564
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,719
♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪
565
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,992
♪ Because the music they constantly play ♪
566
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,997
♪ On the Leeds side streets
that you slip down ♪
567
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:10,872
♪ The provincial towns you jog round ♪
568
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:14,112
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
569
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:18,316
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
570
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,439
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
571
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,150
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
572
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,717
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
573
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,357
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
574
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,117
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
575
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,916
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
576
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,437
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
577
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,599
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
578
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,591
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
579
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,157
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
580
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,837
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
581
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:05,472
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
582
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,197
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
583
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,997
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
584
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,271
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
585
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,358
♪ Hang the DJ. ♪
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