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Two years ago, you said
you were all fucked up
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and that you'd always be alone.
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Would you prefer
if that were the case?
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But you said if you could be
with anyone,
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you would be with me.
Alice, what happened?
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I fell in love.
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Alice's happiness now is
only possible
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because you showed her that
happiness is a possibility.
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I think you should be prepared
for the strange fact that
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when Alice is around,
you're never aware of
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the passage of time.
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Be ready for nothing to make sense,
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and yet for everything
to make sense.
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Do not be alarmed, my friends.
This is all perfectly normal.
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Hey, Danny.
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Get out of the fucking way!
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You disappeared, Alice.
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I haven't heard from you
for three years.
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I was reconstituting.
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The price of oil is gonna crash
and when it does,
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those of us who saw that coming are
gonna make a bloody fortune.
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I did everything you asked
of me at that wedding and more,
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and you repaid me with silence.
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Do you have any investable capital?
Like cash, or equities?
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I sense you don't approve.
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Only because you have no idea
what you're doing
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and your investment adviser is
a complete psychotic.
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If this works out,
I can give Celia
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the future she would've had
if we'd never been divorced.
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This is why God created
second husbands. Let Mark do it.
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I don't want Mark to do it,
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Celia's fond enough
of him as it is.
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SELL! SELL!
Sell everything!
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Sell everything!
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YEAH!
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Hey.
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Sorry, I've only got about
six minutes.
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I'm upstairs killing
syphilis bacteria, so.
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On your lunch break?
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Yeah, lunch breaks, nights, weekends.
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It's a passion project.
Which is a euphemism for,
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"I've got to do it on my own time".
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Which is in turn a euphemism for,
"your boss is a soulless wanker".
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Maybe.
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Anyway, this might
take the edge off.
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Oh, my God.
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I mean, don't you...
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Oof, don't you normally
wire these, or...?
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Well, I thought this
would be festive.
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I know, what if, what if I lose it?
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It'll be reissued if you lose it.
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What if I'm mugged on the way
to the bank?
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Don't endorse it till you get
inside the bank.
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They're gonna suspect me
of criminal activity.
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No, they're not,
but they will treat you differently.
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Today, and for the rest of time.
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It's not gonna break.
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You can be as nonchalant
as you like about this.
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You can probably afford to
buy Belgium now.
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But this...this is my
daughter's freedom to find her way.
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And I was never nervous.
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You said it would happen,
and it happened.
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Thank you for coming,
thank you for this.
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I just didn't like fighting, Jack.
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I didn't like it at all.
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And I wanted to come here and
talk the way we used to, and...
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..and set the world right.
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You've done that.
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I keep thinking I'm
going to crumple the cheque.
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Sorry. Sorry Al,
I... I can't do that.
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Alice, I'm sorry, I've...
I've turned a corner.
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I mean, I told you, I told you that.
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No, it shouldn't have happened.
I, erm...
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I meant to just give you
the cheque and then
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leave the way that I came.
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You only want me now
because you can't have me.
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I'm not a fucking child.
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It comes up, you know.
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It's there, it's always been there.
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It can't help but come out.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I haven't looked in on those
feelings for a while.
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They don't matter.
They don't matter?
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Everything's breakable,
Alice. Even this.
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Well, I suppose we're even.
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Nearly.
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Sh! It's Jack, be quiet!
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Morning, boss.
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Good morning, boss.
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What the fuck is going on?
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Are you sitting down?
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I'm standing up
right in front of you.
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Half an hour ago, a courier
delivered a massive cheque
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from Vanth Capital
with an instruction letter
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from Alice stipulating it be used
to set up a new pro-bono division
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led by you, with no interference
from Saul the Cheap -
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who, if you look discreetly
over my shoulder...
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Jack, I said discreetly,
for fuck's sake.
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..awaits you at the centrifuge.
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So anyway... Good morning.
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What are you doing?
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I'm stopping this.
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Have you lost your mind?
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She doesn't decide
how I live my life.
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She's rich. They decide everything.
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Mate, she's just made our dreams
come true.
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We can do what we want.
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We can follow our hearts.
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We can go to Cuba, Dominica,
or Malaysia, or Sri Lanka
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or the Maldives -
where the problems are.
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We can work with those
brilliant doctors who have
everything but the money.
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What do I tell Saul?
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Tell him he's a soulless fucker.
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Maya.
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Jack! Hi, congratulations.
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What's happening here?
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Yeah, she...she sent everybody
their money
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and then she closed down the fund.
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Why?! What the fuck!
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Well, because she's done, isn't she?
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I mean, she set records
year-over-year.
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Her employees and clients
are all sorted and,
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I mean, she's got more money
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than she could ever spend,
so I think she's made her point...
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This is... This is crazy.
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Where is she?
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She wants to travel.
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When does she leave?
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She left last night.
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She didn't say goodbye.
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She doesn't like goodbyes,
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especially not the ones with you.
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What did you think this was?
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Some sort of passive-aggressive
power display?
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Aggressive-aggressive, but, yeah.
That's what it feels like...
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No, Jack. She took you
at your word, and she did
a noble and generous thing.
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I didn't ask her to.
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Yeah, and that's why
it's noble and generous.
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She's in love with you, you idiot!
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She tell you that?
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I'm her friend.
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She left something for you
in case you came.
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Do you know what it says?
Of course not.
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I might build up to it. Mm.
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It won't change
what's inside.
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Hey, what do you want
for your birthday?
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It's months from now.
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I want to get a head start.
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A sword.
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A sword?
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Mark says I should try
fencing next.
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Does he?
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Well, I bet you'll be a fine fencer.
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Who's that from?
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Oh, erm, my friend Alice.
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The lady who almost got married?
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You remember her? Of course.
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What's it say?
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I haven't read it yet. But I will.
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Right, come on, let's go to bed.
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Hello? Where are you?
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I am in the hall. Can I come in?
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OK.
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Morning. How'd you sleep?
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Fine. Are you going in?
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I am. Sorry, I have to.
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Paul and I are tinkering.
There's eggs downstairs.
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Eat them before they themselves
become infectious.
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Erm, Mark said if you
had to go to work,
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he would take me to
breakfast.
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Great. Give us a hug?
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Wow.
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See you later. Bye.
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Don't forget your keys.
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Oh, my God.
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Celia.
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I...have some questions.
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I've waited so long for this.
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You're a dancer?
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Well, no. I mean,
I was when I was a kid.
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For 16 years, really.
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But it could have been my job
I suppose, yeah.
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What happened?
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Things just changed.
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Yeah.
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But I do it for myself still.
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Yeah, dancing's about
the only thing I haven't tried.
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You should.
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Really? Yeah.
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Why does my mum hate my dad?
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She doesn't.
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I think she's just...
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..a bit angry.
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Why?
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Things in the past.
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Like you and my dad?
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Yeah.
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So it was a mistake?
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What was?
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My mum and my dad getting married.
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No...No.
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It was a mistake,
so I shouldn't be alive.
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No! That's the farthest thing
from the truth. No.
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And your dad would say it's
the best thing he's ever done.
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And I'd agree with him,
cos you're here.
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And we're meant to be here,
aren't we? All of us. I think.
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My mum and my stepdad
say awful things about him.
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Yeah.
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He doesn't fight back.
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No.
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Of course he doesn't.
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Well...
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Well, I want to know
what the truth is.
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What to believe.
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And if there's another side
to this story, I want to hear it.
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Well, that's fair enough.
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I'm not sure that
it's my place to...say.
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I need to know whether I can
trust him. If I should love him.
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Oh, my goodness...
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You know, Celia,
life just isn't tidy.
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And it's just really easy
to judge people.
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But, erm...
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..your dad is the best person
I know.
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Really?
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I don't think I'd be here
if it wasn't for him.
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And I wish...
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I would have given anything
to have a dad like your dad.
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Do you want me to teach you
some...ballet?
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Is that weird?
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No. Yeah...Yeah.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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OK.
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Shall I...?
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Take your shoes off.
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And then just open your arms out
and that's second position.
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And then just bring them back
together again.
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You're giving the impression of
a ballerina.
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Really?
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You are, yeah.
I'll show you a different thing.
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See, you can
hold onto me again. OK.
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I'm like, I'm like the ballet barre.
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You've got it, you've got it.
You've got it!
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That's amazing!
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Celia, honestly, I think that you'd
be really, really good at this.
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Really? Yeah. I do.
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Point your right foot.
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Perfect! Really? Yeah.
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Brilliant. Are you all right there?
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Yeah. It's a bit wobbly.
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Hello.
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Did you forget your key again?
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Yeah.
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We'll have to get you
one of those little grey rocks
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you can hide them inside...
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What happened? Who's angry?
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No-one, it's just a better hug.
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OK.
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Sit down? Mm-hm.
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How was work?
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Tried and failed
to save humanity again.
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00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,680
How was breakfast?
262
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,240
Didn't go. No?
263
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,880
What'd you do instead?
264
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,280
Nothing much.
265
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,800
Very mysterious.
"Nothing much"?
266
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,120
Mm-hm.
267
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,840
It's making less and less sense,
268
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,320
present company excluded.
269
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,000
Excluded. Thank you.
270
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,160
You're welcome.
271
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,640
Oh, my God. Ah.
272
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,560
Can I just say, I'm having
a really nice time with you?
273
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,480
Yeah. I'm...
274
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,000
I'm having a really nice time
with you, too.
275
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,160
Good.
276
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,920
So, there's something...
..I should tell you.
277
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,360
Oh, God.
278
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,280
Is this besides the ex-wife
and the...the daughter?
279
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,280
It is. It is, yeah.
280
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,440
OK.
281
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,120
I've been in love with somebody
since 2007.
282
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,440
And she has been in love with me.
283
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:54,560
Since 2007. Erm...
284
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,320
Yeah, we tried dating
when we were young, you know,
285
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,480
but it just did not work out.
286
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,200
And so we ended up leaving
each other's lives for good.
287
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,160
Oh, you're not in touch?
288
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,600
No, we are in touch.
289
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,000
You are in touch.
290
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,560
Yeah, erm...
291
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:19,680
We bumped into each other a few
years ago, coincidentally, in Cuba.
292
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,040
In Cuba?
293
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,040
Yeah, can you imagine?
294
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,120
No.
295
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,640
Anyway, ever since then
we've just been friends.
296
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,200
You know, we see each other
all the time,
297
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,160
we tell each other
basically everything
298
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,640
but there's a line now that
we'll never, ever cross it again.
299
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,040
And...that's it.
300
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:45,960
I only tell you this now cos I failed
to tell somebody about it years ago
301
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,680
and that turned out to not be fair.
302
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,080
So, you're in love
with another woman?
303
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,920
Yeah. Yeah.
304
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,560
And she's in love with you.
305
00:22:58,680 --> 00:22:59,680
Yeah.
306
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,360
And you're sitting here presenting
yourself as available?
307
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,040
I am available.
308
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,920
OK, guys, are we ready?
309
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,800
Ready in four, three, two...
310
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,440
Here's a phrase
you don't hear every day,
311
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,000
"Celebrated biomedical researcher."
312
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,560
Jack Caine, welcome to
the programme.
313
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,920
Thank you very much for having me.
314
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,480
You've been on quite a run.
315
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,200
Er, I should say first of all
that it's not just me.
316
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,600
Er, there's a whole bunch of us
but, yeah, thank you.
317
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:46,160
This is 2022, Jack, there's
no such thing as humility.
318
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,480
Tell us, what's in your crosshairs?
319
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,280
Well, dengue fever. Mm.
320
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,880
It's mosquito-borne,
caused by a virus.
321
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,120
About 22,000 deaths a year,
mostly children
322
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,240
and there is no known cure.
323
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,080
Enter Jack and his bunch,
so to speak?
324
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,240
That's the idea, yeah.
325
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,520
So, what's the plan?
326
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,520
You and Rachel Tinsley-Dean
liked each other.
327
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,840
Please. It's show business.
328
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,480
Well, I think you're
a very good match.
329
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,440
You and Rachel Tinsley-Dean,
you look great together.
330
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,720
You and Rachel Tinsley-Dean
sound great together...
331
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,640
Why do you keep on calling her
by her full name?
332
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,920
I just like saying her full name.
Rachel Tinsley-Dean.
333
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,120
Rachel Tinsley-Dean.
334
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,040
It's just up here
on the left, please.
335
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,800
Rachel Tinsley-Dean. If you
got married... If you got married,
336
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,120
she'd be called
Rachel Tinsley-Dean-Caine.
337
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,560
You can't have two hyphens.
338
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,640
Yeah, it's a real mouthful.
You can't.
339
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,600
I'll see you later.
340
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,200
I'm not supposed to know about that.
341
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,920
Oh, yeah.
342
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,760
I'll not see you tonight.
343
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,560
You're a nightmare.
344
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,880
Alice Long.
345
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,640
Just in time, come this way.
346
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,640
Thank you for coming.
347
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,920
Oh, my God, OK, I've got to go.
348
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,520
Well done on your half of the DNA.
349
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,440
Ah, yeah. You, too.
350
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,320
Oh, God, she's so good.
351
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,360
I mean, she's pretty bendy.
352
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,960
She's loose-jointed, yeah.
353
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,520
If ballet doesn't work out, she
can be a magician's assistant.
354
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,320
I think it will work out.
I think it will.
355
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,280
And I'm really, really happy
to have been part of that.
356
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,600
A big part of it.
357
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,800
It's kind of life-changing,
isn't it, when you just...
358
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,560
..put your self-absorption aside and
you focus on the next generation?
359
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,200
Cos you feel like you can
finally, like, just...
360
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,960
..I don't know,
breathe or something.
361
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,520
You sound like a parent.
362
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,800
I'm gonna be.
363
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,280
You should be.
364
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,120
No, I'm actually going to be one.
365
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,240
I've decided to be one.
366
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,720
My insemination's next Wednesday.
367
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,720
Well, congratulations.
368
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,280
Thanks.
369
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,440
Wow. When did... When did you decide?
370
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,200
It's been evolving and it's been
coalescing, you know.
371
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,720
I just need my own people.
372
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,760
You're my people,
but you're also not mine.
373
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,080
And erm...
374
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,880
..I just need my own clan.
375
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,400
A clan of two.
It's not a very big clan but...
376
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,040
It'll be a fantastic clan.
377
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,080
Yeah.
378
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,800
Sorry, what is the methods,
means, by which you...?
379
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,880
Oh, yeah, no. Erm, turkey baster.
380
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,320
Tur... Oh?
381
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,480
Just like Christmas.
382
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,520
Yep. Just pick out of a catalogue.
383
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,200
And so who's the lucky guy?
384
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,000
Steven Foster. Steven Foster.
385
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,920
38, of Watford.
386
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,360
Mm-hm.
387
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,800
Etymologist.
388
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,280
Whoa. Fancy.
389
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,000
Yeah. He's really nice actually.
I met him.
390
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,440
Five stars on Yelp.
391
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,080
You know.
392
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,720
And my kid will beat me
at Scrabble, so, win, win.
393
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,000
That's the dream.
394
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,720
Jesus. I'm... I mean...
395
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,040
..I'm delighted for you.
396
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,240
Thank you.
397
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,240
Do you think I'll be
an all right parent?
398
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,160
No.
399
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,440
I think you'll... I know
you'll be an amazing parent.
400
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,840
Oh.
401
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,960
Yeah.
402
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,880
The only one who'll be happier
than you will be the kid.
403
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,760
Guaranteed.
404
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,960
This is brilliant.
405
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,680
A baby?
406
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,200
Yes.
407
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,440
Which she plans on raising alone?
408
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,000
Yes.
409
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,200
Alice?
410
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,840
Yes. Oy, yoi, yoi.
411
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,800
Hey! I knew it was
all going too well.
412
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,480
I knew there was too much peace
and quiet in our little circle.
413
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,960
A lovely, cortisol-free six years.
414
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,800
You guys don't give Alice
enough credit.
415
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,000
For what, the Abyss?
416
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,920
You know she's gonna be calling you,
like, every five minutes.
417
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,880
I really don't think so. Well, I do.
Just don't get sucked into it.
418
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,560
Don't get sucked right back into
that Alice Dysfunctionality Vortex.
419
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,440
I completely agree.
Everyone would agree.
420
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,840
Even Pandora would.
421
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,840
She'd say. "Dear God
don't...don't open that."
422
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,960
We'll insulate you. We'll help her
find a baby nurse,
423
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,400
a nanny, a cook, a concierge doctor,
424
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,680
an errand runner,
a full-on launderer,
425
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,080
a cleaner, even a therapist,
one that's got a few partners
426
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,200
so that, you know,
there's always someone on call.
427
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,840
Yeah, maybe put that last one first.
Oh.
428
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,200
You guys need to stop
because she's going to be great.
429
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,040
OK. OK, well, you know,
we just only hope so.
430
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,240
For her sake, for the child's sake,
and for your sake,
431
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,280
because here what now, we've got
some news. Go on baby, tell him.
432
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,520
Er, Rachel Tinsley-Dean
wants to go out with you.
433
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,000
What is wrong with everybody?
434
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,760
She does not want to go out with me.
435
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,040
She called the office
and asked for your mobile.
436
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,520
She asked for my mobile?
437
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,640
Yeah.
438
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,200
She probably wants to go out
with me, then.
439
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,920
Did you give it to her?
440
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,880
I said I'd ask you
and that's what I'm doing.
441
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,000
Celebrated biomedical researcher.
442
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,840
It's probably a bad idea. You don't
mix business and pleasure, right?
443
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,880
Are you joking?
No-one would ever have sex.
444
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,160
Listen, either you take her out
for dinner,
445
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,920
or I will kill you with
my bare hands.
446
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,560
Well, no, don't look at me.
I'll hide the body.
447
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,560
OK.
448
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,400
I heard your shoes,
all the way down the hall.
449
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,680
What about Horton for a boy?
450
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,160
Yeah, there's no good answer
to that.
451
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,320
What about Hester for a girl?
452
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,640
I think maybe let's move away
from the 'H's.
453
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,560
Right. OK. Noted.
454
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,080
So... So this Steven guy...? Mm-hm?
455
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,440
Is he kind of like
part of the family now?
456
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,480
No.
457
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,880
He's an etymologist. Mm-hm.
458
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,120
Etymology's like a 24/7 career path.
459
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,320
Right.
460
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,640
You know, nouns popping up,
left, right and centre.
461
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,440
In other words though, you...you
don't want him around.
462
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,800
Do you know, Maya, not
everyone needs a dad, really.
463
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,720
In other words though, if...if
this Horton/Hester
464
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,880
was to have a father figure,
it could only be Jack?
465
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,680
You might recall that Jack
already has his own kid?
466
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,200
But in other words... Will you stop
saying "in other words"?
467
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,560
In other words... Maya.
468
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,120
In other words... Oh, my God.
469
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,160
In other words, you're
coming up with excuses.
470
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,880
Jack has the biggest heart of
anyone, there's plenty of room.
471
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,440
Jack and I are really good friends.
472
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,960
And it's taken 15 years
and a random meeting
473
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,920
halfway round the world
to find that out.
474
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,080
And I'm not gonna mess it up
by asking any more of him.
475
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,640
OK.
476
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,240
What do you mean "OK"?
477
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,440
OK.
478
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,040
Do you not want to, like, argue
with me or something?
479
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,600
Do you want me to argue with you?
480
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,040
No.
481
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,240
Well, then, OK.
482
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,760
Okey dokes.
483
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,120
Okey dokes. Let's eat.
484
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,280
My mother told me,
when it comes to men,
485
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,840
find the handsomest nerd you can.
486
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,880
Is that what she did?
487
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,600
Yeah.
488
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,880
And they've been happy
their entire lives.
489
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,440
Oh, wow.
490
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,960
They must be very proud of you.
491
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,880
They worry. It's television
so it's superficial,
492
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,760
dumbed-down and money-driven.
493
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,480
Everything's superficial,
dumbed-down and money-driven.
494
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,960
Not everything. Not what you do.
495
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,760
I was lucky. I had a guardian angel.
496
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,480
What happened to her?
497
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,800
How do you know it's a her?
498
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,040
The way you said it.
499
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,160
Sorry to be forward.
500
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,720
I work 105 hours a week.
501
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,280
When I'm drawn to someone,
I declare myself...
502
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,560
..gather information
and take a decision.
503
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,320
I do not have time for, erm...
504
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,400
Bullshit?
505
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,680
I was gonna say inefficiency,
506
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,480
but also that.
507
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,360
OK, there's something I should
probably tell you.
508
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,320
Oh, God. Hang on.
509
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,960
Go.
510
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,080
I've been in love with
someone for 15 years
511
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,360
and she's in love with me.
512
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,960
The woman that came to the taping.
513
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,400
How did you know that?
514
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,080
She came to the taping.
515
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,040
Also, I have a...a daughter.
516
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,360
With that woman?
517
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,760
No. With my ex-wife.
518
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,040
Golly.
519
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,680
You're a lot for a nerd.
520
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,760
Sorry.
521
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,440
So, this woman?
522
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,640
Alice.
523
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,160
We've never managed to stay in
a romantic relationship together
524
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,080
for longer than about 11 minutes so
525
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,040
a long time ago we decided
to just be friends.
526
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,640
We have everything
apart from the physical,
527
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,160
basically, and that's the way
that that will stay.
528
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,840
Mm-hm.
529
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:58,840
But...I guess my point is that
I am not a completely clean slate.
530
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,640
We're adults, Jack.
531
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,560
Anyone without a clean slate
just hasn't been trying.
532
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,680
Pardon me?
533
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,640
Besides which, it's not like
I'm asking you to marry me.
534
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,480
It's all right. I mean, I just
want to enjoy your company.
535
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,680
OK, I'm with you so far.
536
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:36,800
And if Alice is the love
of your life, that's great
537
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,080
because work is the love of mine.
538
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,800
There you go, there's my confession.
539
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:48,840
So, if you're interested in me, I...
540
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,280
I say let's begin.
541
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,280
Alice.
542
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,920
I just feel like I've...
Have I forgotten something?
543
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960
Well, don't worry about that
because I haven't.
544
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,800
I've got everything.
I've got scones.
545
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,840
Scones?
546
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,240
Yeah, well you never know
and they travel well.
547
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,440
Come on. OK. Goodbye, flat.
One of us is leaving,
548
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,920
two of us might be coming back.
549
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,680
If we don't go now,
the police will come.
550
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,920
OK. Did I set the alarm?
551
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,160
Yeah, it's on.
552
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,920
That's amazing. Come on.
553
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,120
When did I do that?
554
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,520
I did it. Go.
555
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,080
Morning.
556
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,400
Mm, hi.
557
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,120
Hello. How'd you sleep?
558
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,880
This is a good bed.
559
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,120
It is.
560
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,240
Hm.
561
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,800
Where did you get it, if I may ask?
562
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,320
I don't actually know.
It was a house-warming gift.
563
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,080
Nice house-warming.
564
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,560
Mm-hm, it was.
565
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,520
So, I go dark on Fridays.
566
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,920
Cyclical depression, is it?
567
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,200
My show.
568
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:17,720
Ah. Which means Thursday night is
my next avail if you're free.
569
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,360
I am free.
570
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,480
And if I was not free,
I would become free.
571
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,040
I like you.
572
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,360
You OK?
573
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,880
Yeah.
574
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,240
It's dumb.
575
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,080
I'm listening.
576
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,720
You remember Alice?
577
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:51,960
Yeah, she's being inseminated in
about an hour.
578
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,560
Clinically, you mean?
579
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,080
Yes, sorry, clinically.
580
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,120
Wow. Good for her. Mm.
581
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,200
Hm, I've thought about it.
582
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,600
You have?
583
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,320
Mm. For when they kick me
out of the business.
584
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,560
The joys of parenting without
the prison sentence of marriage.
585
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,920
But can I ask you something?
586
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,840
What are you doing here?
587
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,920
What do you mean? Well, if your
relationship is really what you say,
588
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,320
then shouldn't you be by her side?
589
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,800
Moral support and so on.
What kind of friend are you?
590
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:25,920
She didn't ask.
591
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,440
Of course she didn't ask.
592
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,600
She didn't want to cross a line.
593
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,800
Your relationship means
too much to her and she didn't
594
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,320
want to place undue weight.
595
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,920
Really?
596
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,440
How can some people
be so smart in some ways
597
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,560
and so daft in others?
598
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,760
It...it wouldn't have been
placing undue weight,
599
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,600
I would have liked to be there.
Well, then why didn't you suggest?
600
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,000
Well, because I didn't want to
place undue weight on her.
601
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,920
Mm, that's the problem
with respect.
602
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,080
Too much of it
and everything gets fucked.
603
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,000
Do you know where
she's getting it done?
604
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,040
Yeah, I mean I... Yeah, I mean,
I could call her.
605
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,160
Calling is half-arsed.
Real friendship is full-arsed.
606
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,080
It's rush hour, I'm not going to
get there in time.
607
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,520
Which is why you own a bicycle.
608
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:18,880
You all right?
609
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,240
Mm-hm, uh-huh.
610
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,280
Sure?
611
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,760
Well, do you want a scone?
612
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,800
Not right now.
613
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,840
OK.
614
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,760
Hi. Do you mind if I just
pop out for a minute?
615
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,240
Is it for a cigarette?
616
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,080
No, it's not for a cigarette.
617
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,440
Then it's fine. Thanks.
618
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,000
Do you want me to come with you?
619
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,400
I'm OK.
620
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,800
Hey, I'll wait here in case
they come and if they do,
621
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,360
I'll come get you. Great plan.
622
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,520
OK.
623
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,680
Alice.
624
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,280
Alice, Alice.
625
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,400
Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.
626
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,120
Did I miss it?
Has it happened already?
627
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,400
They don't just punt you outside
right afterwards.
628
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,840
No, it hasn't happened yet.
629
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,240
Phew!
630
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,440
I can't believe I made it.
631
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,200
You can actually get here in like
18 minutes if you ignore the lights.
632
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,360
Oh, well good to know.
633
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,760
I'm sorry, I should
have asked to come.
634
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,880
I was... I was standing on ceremony.
635
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,120
I'm sorry.
636
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,440
I would've asked you to come,
I almost asked you to come.
637
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,920
It's exhausting isn't it,
being in love?
638
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,680
It's fuckin' brutal.
639
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:21,200
You're not alone, Alice.
640
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,640
You've never been alone.
641
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,760
From the day we met,
you've had a clan.
642
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,000
Do you think maybe you
better pick up your bike?
643
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Yeah.
644
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,280
Just for pedestrians and stuff.
Yeah.
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