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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,920 HE WHISTLES 2 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:55,490 Seven o'clock. Old Harry's always bang on time. 3 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:58,650 They sent ordinary milk again! They know we have Gold Top. 4 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:00,650 Never mind, mate. 5 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:03,570 There we are, then. Milk. 6 00:03:03,670 --> 00:03:06,280 Butter. Eggs. 7 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,440 Oi-oi! French bread. 8 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,040 Dodger? Dodger? 9 00:03:18,790 --> 00:03:21,610 Huh? Papers, Dodger? 10 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:23,110 Oh, ta. 11 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,290 Close the window, mate, there's a bit of a George Raft. 12 00:03:35,390 --> 00:03:36,570 Sorry, Dodge. 13 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:38,770 One egg or two, Dodge? 14 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:44,930 No, thanks. I feel a bit 'umpty after that trifle you knocked up. 15 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:46,850 I told him to go easy on the sherry. 16 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:50,570 It didn't look all that rich to me. 17 00:03:50,670 --> 00:03:54,920 Hello! I see the bottom's dropped right out of Colonial Cocoa. 18 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,130 When you knock off any money, lads, don't put it on the stock exchange. 19 00:04:00,230 --> 00:04:02,040 Don't worry, I won't! 20 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,370 Here, you do look a bit seedy today. 21 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:08,730 Fancy a drop of brandy in your tea? 22 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:13,170 That's a very sound idea. Very sound. 23 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:15,280 All right? Down to Larkin. 24 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:20,730 RADIO: 'Our first request is from Mrs Price of Coblar's Rd, London E2' 25 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:22,090 That's my mum! 26 00:04:22,190 --> 00:04:28,690 'Mrs Price wants me to play a record for her son Lenny and his friends... 27 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:31,130 Ain't that nice? 28 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:35,850 ..who work in a hush-hush government establishment. 29 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:41,490 Here's Lenny's mother's choice - Don't Fence Me In. 30 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:43,800 Said it right, didn't she?! 31 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,250 Very subtle sense of humour. 32 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:50,450 That's my mum's request! 33 00:04:50,550 --> 00:04:53,090 Belt up. Can we have it on? 34 00:04:53,190 --> 00:04:55,890 I've got a bad head. Please, Dodger! 35 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:58,330 NO! Don't argue, Lenny! 36 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:00,090 KNOCK ON DOOR Who is it? 37 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:03,610 Only me. Come in, Chief, it ain't locked. 38 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:05,570 Morning, Mr Jenkins. 39 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:08,970 Sorry to bother you lads during your breakfast. 40 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:10,770 Fancy a cuppa, Chief? 41 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,970 Oh, thanks. 42 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:14,330 Not robbing you, am I? 43 00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:16,600 No, mate, what's ours is yours. 44 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,930 That's good! 45 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:25,890 This is the only place you can get a decent cuppa round here. 46 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:29,530 You've got a 3-star one there, eh? 47 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,650 Anything else we can do for you? 48 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:36,840 I wondered if you'd mind popping down to the rock quarry. 49 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,320 Well, a little later. 50 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,730 Do what?! 51 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:46,330 Now don't get excited. 52 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:51,600 The Governor wants a few nice knobbly bits for his rockery. 53 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,250 You had me worried for a minute. Well, I must be off. 54 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:59,370 Mind putting Strangeways out on your way down, Chief? 55 00:05:59,470 --> 00:06:01,370 Oh, not at all. 56 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:03,850 Come on, puss, puss, puss. 57 00:06:03,950 --> 00:06:06,490 Come on, puss, puss. 58 00:06:06,590 --> 00:06:12,690 By the way, rehabilitation classes are starting bang on time today. 59 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:15,010 The old man's got a party visiting. 60 00:06:15,110 --> 00:06:16,690 That's nice. Who is it this time? 61 00:06:16,790 --> 00:06:21,290 Oh, Ladies' League of Prison Reform. 62 00:06:21,390 --> 00:06:25,330 Come on, puss, come with me. 63 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:30,320 We wanna get out and the buckteeth and bloomers brigade wanna get in! 64 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,840 That's enough of that. 65 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,330 I'm so glad you've let us look round your prison, Commander Bennett. 66 00:06:40,430 --> 00:06:42,370 A pleasure, ma'am. 67 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:47,730 From what we hear, if other governors were as far-seeing as you 68 00:06:47,830 --> 00:06:50,690 our work would hardly be necessary 69 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:52,290 How kind. 70 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:55,690 Crowding these lads three to a cell isn't the end of it. 71 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,490 I'm sure! 72 00:06:57,590 --> 00:07:02,410 Can't let them rot - teach them a trade for when they get out. 73 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:05,090 Aren't you short of instructors? 74 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:08,330 I get my instructors from among the prisoners. 75 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:10,010 Really?! 76 00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:14,690 We've got all trades here and they're keen to help each other. 77 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:16,130 And you find that works? 78 00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:18,490 Judge for yourselves. 79 00:07:18,590 --> 00:07:21,290 KNOCK ON DOOR Come in. 80 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:24,650 Rehabilitation classes ready for inspection, sir. 81 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,410 Thank you, Lane. 82 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:28,930 This is Lane, one of my trusties. 83 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:30,030 ALL: Good morning. 84 00:07:30,129 --> 00:07:31,570 Morning, ladies. 85 00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:34,490 Not much goes on here that you're not interested in, eh? 86 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:36,920 We take things as we find 'em, sir. 87 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,520 Well, shall we see the gardens? 88 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,800 Come this way. 89 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,320 Thank you very much. 90 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,170 I've got the leaders' reports, sir. 91 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,560 Put them on my desk, Lane. 92 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,170 Come on, darling! 93 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:11,480 Eight's me point. Eight's me point. 94 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,360 Here, Governor! 95 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,600 Stand by your plants! 96 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,090 Very popular, gardening activities. 97 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:28,600 We're hoping for great things at the County Show. 98 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,240 Now I'd like to show you something of mine. 99 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,530 There's a prize-winner if ever I saw one! 100 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:39,810 I've never seen one so big! 101 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,650 I brought this on myself. 102 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,170 You must be very proud. 103 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:45,450 Indeed I am, ma'am. 104 00:08:45,550 --> 00:08:46,610 Now, then... 105 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:48,520 Look at those lovely blooms! 106 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,370 Lane has the seeds sent from abroad. 107 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:55,450 What a lovely smell. What are they? 108 00:08:55,550 --> 00:08:59,690 Nicotina Snoutus Virginius, lady, what are flowers. 109 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,770 Smells very much like tobacco to me. 110 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:04,770 They whiff at night something lovely. 111 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:08,320 Mind you, there's so many niffs here you don't know what you're smelling! 112 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,730 Have a niff at the Governor's Betty Uprichard, 113 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:15,210 his second pride and joy. 114 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:16,490 Oh, lovely! 115 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,880 Hand-reared, as they say in the Navy. 116 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:24,010 Got it, lads? Right, I'll explain the details. 117 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:26,160 STAND BY FOR GOVERNOR'S ROUNDS! 118 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,570 Carry on, lads. 119 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:40,680 Isn't it fascinating, Commander? 120 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,170 Come over here. 121 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,880 Most interesting. 122 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:51,490 I'm glad you have cultural subjects as well as mere vocational training. 123 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:53,410 Indeed, madam. 124 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:57,680 Man cannot live by bread alone, although we have our own bakery! 125 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,370 Art appreciation is important. 126 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:04,250 Hello, darling. 127 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,650 Take pottery, for example. 128 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,320 If you'll just come this way. 129 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,530 Pottery. 130 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:13,880 Really! The Governor's going too far. 131 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:20,690 What possessed you?! Three buttonholes in a two-button suit! 132 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:23,170 I'll cut out another coat. 133 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:25,770 We're not made of money! 134 00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:29,450 This is the tailoring department. If I may be permitted... 135 00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:31,850 Like the ensemble, sir? Very nice. 136 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:32,950 It's my going-home suit. 137 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:36,610 You and your friends are out soon, eh? 138 00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:39,570 If I may point out the salient features? 139 00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:42,730 Notice the hand-basted lapels. 140 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:47,690 In most mass-produced suits the basting's done with soap, 141 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:51,160 which means if it rains you come out in a lather! 142 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:57,210 Open up, Lennie. No, the jacket! 143 00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:00,330 Notice the Terry-Thomas touch? 144 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:03,050 May I detain you one second? 145 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:05,770 I'm working in derogatory conditions... 146 00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:08,610 He's very skilled, isn't he? 147 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:13,690 I asked for a tailor's cutter and they sent an oxyacetylene welder! 148 00:11:13,790 --> 00:11:14,790 Ohh! 149 00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:19,570 As you see, we have an enthusiastic woodwork section. 150 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:22,810 Oh, cabinet-making as well! 151 00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:23,970 Yes, ma'am. 152 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,600 Of course. 153 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,930 Well, you now have some idea of how we do things. 154 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:36,490 Yes, we all congratulate you on your sterling work, Commander. 155 00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:39,410 Most interesting. Absolutely first class. 156 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:42,370 One likes to think one's seed hasn't fallen on stony ground. 157 00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:48,730 I'm sure it never does, judging by your enormous vegetable marrow! 158 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:51,320 This way. That will be all, Lane. 159 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,090 All right, lads. 160 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:03,190 Psst! 161 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,810 Now, lads. 162 00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:15,090 As I was about to say, my own preference is the hinge method. 163 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:18,610 It takes longer but the results are infallible. 164 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:23,210 You drill three lovely little holes by your 'inge. 165 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:27,610 Get your jelly, bung it in. Insert your detonator. 166 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:31,370 Pardon the intrusion, but did you say this method is infallible? 167 00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:32,890 Infallible. 168 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:35,880 Then might I enquire as to what you're doing in here?! 169 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,320 Wanna punch up the throat?! 170 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,170 Ladies gone, sir? Yes, Jenkins. 171 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:49,010 Your visitor's waiting in the office. Goodness, is that the time? 172 00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:51,560 Oh, Jenkins, send Lane in to us. 173 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,490 Sorry to keep you waiting, Padre. 174 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:57,290 I've been admiring your flora. 175 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:58,970 Mr Fowler, isn't it? Yes. 176 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:02,170 Let me take these. Do sit down. 177 00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:05,130 How kind. Thank you. 178 00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:09,970 Cigarette? No, it's one temptation I'm able to resist, thankfully. 179 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:13,570 Extraordinary! I must be smoking 50 a day. Mind if I do? 180 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:15,850 Of course not. 181 00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:20,850 Now, you say we have some of your former parishioners here. 182 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,610 Lane and his friends, eh? Afraid so. 183 00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:27,690 Three from one parish is not good in my walk of life. 184 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:30,370 They're good lads at heart - cooperate splendidly. 185 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:32,730 I'm glad to hear it. 186 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:36,690 Their background is... I can't begin to describe it! 187 00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:39,650 Please, don't try. Then I won't. 188 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,690 Mind you, there's no excuse. 189 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,690 No, crime is crime. 190 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,610 I mean no excuse for us! 191 00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:51,050 We've a duty to help these unfortunate people. 192 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:52,650 Padre, you echo my own thoughts. 193 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,530 I hoped that'd be the case. 194 00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:57,930 Perhaps you'd like a few minutes with Lane? 195 00:13:58,030 --> 00:14:01,370 Most kind of you, Governor. KNOCK ON DOOR 196 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:03,070 Come in. 197 00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:05,520 Ah, Lane. 198 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,240 Come on, Lane, you know your vicar. 199 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,890 Yeah, I know him, sir. 200 00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:18,720 Don't be shy. Mr Fowler will help. 201 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,250 Merely to proffer friendship and good counsel. 202 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:25,130 How are you, my son? 203 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:27,770 Can't complain, "Vicar". 204 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:31,970 Now, listen carefully to Mr Fowler's advice. 205 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,490 I can safely leave you, Padre? Oh, indeed. 206 00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:37,690 Now, come and sit down. Have my chair, Vicar. 207 00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:40,210 Thank you, Governor. Lane, sit there. 208 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,450 I'll be back to see how you're getting on. 209 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:44,360 Many thanks. 210 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,970 You smarmy, rat-faced, conniving, bleating whited sepulchre! 211 00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,650 Come, come, come. 212 00:14:56,750 --> 00:15:00,730 Soapy Stevens! Up to your Reverend lark again, I see. 213 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:04,370 I'll belt you from here to Wandsworth! 214 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,347 Please, let's not talk in an ill-bred fashion. 215 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:10,730 You drop us in the pony and talk about ill-bred?! 216 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,330 Hands off - they're my perks! 217 00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,290 Now, listen... I listened to you 218 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:18,370 and got 3 years while you live the life of Reilly! 219 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:21,090 Father Reilly, please. 220 00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:24,530 Dodger, I'm on a racing certainty. 221 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:27,770 Like last time when you had the only alibi? 222 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:31,970 Can you boys get out of here and back again without being noticed? 223 00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:35,930 We're not The Three Houdinis! 224 00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:38,560 Then you'd have the perfect alibi. 225 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,880 Don't you see? 226 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:47,410 What's cooking in that disease-ridden bonce of yours? 227 00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:51,440 Something quite sensational, my boy. 228 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,450 You crafty old fox! 229 00:15:56,550 --> 00:16:00,170 Well, I might be able to work out something. 230 00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:01,610 I thought you'd be interested. 231 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,490 Now wait a minute. 232 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,370 I'll have to know more about it. 233 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:07,400 Of course you will. 234 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,530 I'll give you the drill. GOVERNOR CLEARS THROAT 235 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:15,570 So they give you the drill? Very healthy! 236 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,370 You do look after them, Governor. 237 00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:20,090 We do our best. How's it going? 238 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,450 We've made a good start. 239 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:25,410 I imagine the vicar's given you something to think about, Lane. 240 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,850 He has, sir. Definitely. 241 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:32,090 I am sure, when you get out of here, he'll help you to find work. 242 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:34,730 I made that very point. 243 00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:37,570 I'd like to visit again, if I may, 244 00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:41,730 directly I see how the land lies regarding "employment". 245 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,450 Certainly. Well, goodbye. 246 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,650 Get the Padre's hat, Lane, and see him to the gate. 247 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,400 And my umbrella, please. 248 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,290 Was you wearing gloves, Vicar? 249 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:56,640 Not this time. Goodbye. 250 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,130 Where's this lot going? Getting stones for the Guv's rockery 251 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:09,330 Well, don't overdo it. 252 00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:12,410 Look who's over there with Dodger! 253 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:15,570 Where? Over there! 254 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:20,650 Blimey! What's he doing here?! HEY, STOP... Oh! 255 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,370 How nice to see our vicar, eh? What's he doing here?! 256 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:27,050 Nante. How you getting on, Your Holiness? 257 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:30,890 Fine. Your mum sends her love, Price, 258 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:34,090 Knight, you're looking very bonny. 259 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:39,690 I've been talking with Lane about your prospects. He'll explain. 260 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:45,970 I must go. Mustn't interfere with the process of the law! 261 00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:48,320 What's that all about? Tell you later. 262 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,400 I'll remember you tonight in my prayers, boys. 263 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,840 We'll be lucky if he remembers us after the second pint! 264 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,570 We had a basinful of Soapy before. 265 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:09,370 Mum says three years is enough to give any man. 266 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:13,530 We'll be out soon and a bit of information may be useful. 267 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:17,690 Last time his information dropped us in it. 268 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:20,040 And I'll tell you something else... 269 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,050 Good afternoon. Afternoon, sir. 270 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,610 That's the sort I want. 271 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,210 Is that enough, sir? 272 00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:40,330 We're finding the stone difficult to work, it's all bedded-in. 273 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:43,290 This'll do to go on with. That's it, lads. 274 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:46,250 Your mother's here, Price. Lovely! 275 00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:48,080 Someone to see you, too, Lane. 276 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,410 People come all this way to visit you 277 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:56,360 and you simply don't seem to care. Extraordinary! 278 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,930 Give over, Ethel! 279 00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:04,610 Titivating! It gets on my nerves, always looking at yourself. 280 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,210 I don't want to lose my allure. 281 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:09,410 Allure won't get you nowhere! 282 00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:14,130 You've got to be firm with a man like Dodger, same as Lennie's pa. 283 00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:19,850 No physical contact with prisoners, no passing notes, fags or contraband. 284 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,960 Yes, yes, we know. 285 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,610 Never seen a home-perm kit before? 286 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,770 Yes. And you can leave it there. 287 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:36,010 You're welcome. 288 00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:37,110 This way. 289 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:51,170 Don't forget, make yourself felt. 290 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,090 But he said no physical contact! 291 00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:56,010 Aw, don't be such a... Be firm! 292 00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:57,110 I will! 293 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,130 Hello, Dodger. Hello, Eth. 294 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:04,930 Looking forward to coming out? 295 00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,970 No, I'd like to stay here forever! 296 00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:11,050 I thought you didn't like it here! 297 00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:13,650 Look, I'll come to the point. 298 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:18,250 I want the banns put up Sunday so we can get tied-up when you're out. 299 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,610 Blimey, here we go again. 300 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,330 The whole street's talking! 301 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:26,650 Five years we've been courting and what's to show for it? Nuffink! 302 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:30,370 You've been lucky. Anyway, I gave you a smashing engagement ring. 303 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:34,690 I can only wear that in the house with the blinds drawn! 304 00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:37,427 Whose fault was it we didn't get married after that mail van job? 305 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:41,970 Not mine! Had you got to the church on time 306 00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:46,370 you'd have been there before the law, thereby avoiding a nasty fracas. 307 00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:50,090 Language, please! Well! Well! 308 00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:52,130 I can't understand you. 309 00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:56,010 Me and Dad tried to bring you up right but family honour 310 00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:58,410 don't seem to mean nothing to you. 311 00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:01,090 Do you like doing time?! 312 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:05,370 Three years in here and never once tried to escape. 313 00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:09,570 Don't lean on them wires! You'll mark yourself for life. 314 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:10,810 We'll be out soon, anyway. 315 00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:13,850 That's not the point! 316 00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:19,810 Look at your dad's record - 4 times over the wall at the Moor. 317 00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:25,130 And Aunty Emmy's bad leg didn't stop her climbing the wall at Holloway. 318 00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:27,850 I'll do better next time, Mum. 319 00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:31,450 I should think so. Show some enthusiasm! 320 00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:33,240 BABY CRYING 321 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,690 How old is he now, my love? 322 00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:40,600 Eight months, dearest. 323 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,970 But I've been here nearly two years! 324 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:49,410 But you've sent me some lovely letters, Fred. 325 00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:52,570 If that's the way you want it, Eth. That's the way I want it! 326 00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:53,670 Dodger! 327 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,690 Time's up, ducky. All set? 328 00:21:58,790 --> 00:22:00,600 I suppose so. 329 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,880 Goodbye, Dodger, dear. Goodbye, Ethel, dear. 330 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,640 Whoops! 331 00:22:15,390 --> 00:22:16,800 There it goes again! 332 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,200 It's so embarrassing. 333 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,320 JAZZ ON RADIO 334 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,200 Turn the radio down a bit, lads. 335 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,320 RADIO OFF 336 00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:48,730 Like a nightcap, Chief? 337 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:50,850 Oh, that's very kind. 338 00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:53,250 It looks as though we'll be leaving together. 339 00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:55,050 How's that? 340 00:22:55,150 --> 00:22:59,290 You know I was due to retire last year but they asked me to stay... 341 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:02,970 Well, they've got a replacement now. 342 00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:04,570 What will you do with yourself? 343 00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:08,570 We've got a little tobacco shop at Leigh-on-Sea. 344 00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:09,930 Is it a lock-up? 345 00:23:10,030 --> 00:23:13,210 No. We'll be living over it. Why? 346 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,090 Nothing. Just wondered. 347 00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:17,850 Well, good luck, Chief. 348 00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:19,650 Thank you, boys. 349 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:23,090 Me and Eth will settle down some day. 350 00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:26,010 Got a job lined up? 351 00:23:26,110 --> 00:23:30,010 No. But some kind friends are trying to organise things. 352 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:35,970 That's the idea. Heaven helps those who help themselves. 353 00:23:36,070 --> 00:23:37,770 That's just what our vicar said. 354 00:23:37,870 --> 00:23:38,870 Yeah, it was. 355 00:23:38,969 --> 00:23:40,760 Yeah. Yeah. 356 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,490 Only me. Hello, Padre! 357 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:46,988 Visiting your boys regular now, eh? 358 00:23:47,088 --> 00:23:52,010 Yes. Any time now they'll have to face the old temptations. 359 00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:56,090 Run and tell Lane I'd like a word, there's a good fellow. 360 00:23:56,190 --> 00:23:58,400 I'll make my way to the Governor's office. 361 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,560 Good morning, boys. 362 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,530 That'll bring her colour up nicely. 363 00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:12,930 New duty roster, sir. I'll look it over in my office. 364 00:24:13,030 --> 00:24:14,348 Well, what do you think, Jackson? 365 00:24:14,448 --> 00:24:17,160 Coming along nicely, sir. 366 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,130 Oh, hello, Governor. 367 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,690 Padre. How are you? 368 00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:28,770 Very well, thank you. 369 00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:31,650 I didn't realise you were coming. Perhaps I'm a bit early. 370 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:35,210 No, quite all right. Do sit down. 371 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,930 Sorry. You said you didn't smoke. 372 00:24:37,030 --> 00:24:39,530 Did I? Oh, that was during Lent. 373 00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:41,630 Ah, I see. 374 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,730 Well, um... 375 00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:47,800 Yes, I'll leave you to it. 376 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,160 I'll attend to my letters later. 377 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,890 Anything you want, help yourself. 378 00:24:58,990 --> 00:25:00,800 I'll be with my marrow. 379 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,210 He's a right berk, isn't he? 380 00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:07,480 Now, what else do you want to know? 381 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,770 Yeah. I want to know if it'll work. 382 00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:14,850 You know me. Oh, I know you! 383 00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:18,610 Which brings me to the all-important question. 384 00:25:18,710 --> 00:25:20,330 How much is it worth? 385 00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:23,050 I thought you'd ask that. 386 00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:25,690 One doesn't sell one's birthright for a mess of pottage. 387 00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,650 Depends how big the mess is. 388 00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:32,410 Estimates vary a fraction one way or the other... 389 00:25:32,510 --> 00:25:36,490 ..but in round figures, give or take the odd shilling... 390 00:25:36,590 --> 00:25:40,000 Cuanta costa? A couple of million nicker. 391 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,840 How much? You 'eard. 392 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,530 Two million quid?! 393 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,050 One million quid?! 394 00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:52,450 That's right, yeah. 395 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:55,290 How could it be worth a million? 396 00:25:55,390 --> 00:25:58,130 Do you only read the back page of papers? 397 00:25:58,230 --> 00:26:01,130 I mean the Sultan of Cooch Bhowani. 398 00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:03,690 Don't Lester Piggott ride for him? Where'd you read that? 399 00:26:03,790 --> 00:26:05,690 The back page. 400 00:26:05,790 --> 00:26:09,570 Every now and then, they bung this geezer on the scales and weigh him. 401 00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:12,170 Like the Aga Khan? 402 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:17,250 If you read the papers you'd know it's his diamond jubilee next month. 403 00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:19,850 The diamonds in the van are his? 404 00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:22,730 Right. Now here's what they do. 405 00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:27,210 The Sultan's on one end of the scales and his lovely diamonds on the other. 406 00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:29,930 Then they have a weigh-up. 407 00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:31,770 How come the diamonds are over here? 408 00:26:31,870 --> 00:26:36,570 Safe-keeping. He's the only mate the British have out there. 409 00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:38,890 He shoves his gear over here for safe-keeping. 410 00:26:38,990 --> 00:26:42,490 We can't knock-off a load of diamonds just like that, Dodger. 411 00:26:42,590 --> 00:26:44,530 Do you mind? 412 00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:48,690 Provided we're out sharp by 11 on the 28th, we're laughing. 413 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:50,890 We don't get out till the 29th! 414 00:26:50,990 --> 00:26:53,330 So, on the 28th we're in here! 415 00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:55,970 Do you 'erbs want a better alibi? 416 00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:58,210 That's the best, eh? 417 00:26:58,310 --> 00:27:00,770 Right, here's the drill. 418 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:04,530 The Army escort the diamonds from London to Portsmouth. 419 00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:07,930 From Portsmouth a destroyer takes 'em out East. 420 00:27:08,030 --> 00:27:11,970 Between London and Portsmouth we nick 'em. 421 00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:14,810 Who's escorting the van? The Army. 422 00:27:14,910 --> 00:27:18,850 I ain't gonna fight the Army! 423 00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:20,970 You ain't half a berk! 424 00:27:21,070 --> 00:27:23,107 There's only a few Army and we ain't fighting 'em. 425 00:27:23,207 --> 00:27:25,490 This is marvellous! 426 00:27:25,590 --> 00:27:27,400 Dodge, when did you think of all this? 427 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:35,210 While you were both kipping away I lay awake thinking and planning. 428 00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:37,610 We'll have to cut old Soapy in. 429 00:27:37,710 --> 00:27:41,850 Eh? He's handling the outside stuff. 430 00:27:41,950 --> 00:27:43,490 Not Soapy! 431 00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:46,210 That git landed us in here! 432 00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:52,050 Cos Soapy had the alibi then - this time we've got the alibi. 433 00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:53,150 How do you mean? 434 00:27:53,249 --> 00:27:57,490 If anyone gets lagged for this job it'll be our "vicar"! 435 00:27:57,590 --> 00:27:59,330 Let him pray his way out of that! 436 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,430 Very good. 437 00:28:02,270 --> 00:28:05,890 But how do we get out of here? 438 00:28:05,990 --> 00:28:08,490 When Jenkins comes for his nightcap 439 00:28:08,590 --> 00:28:13,490 you slip him some 3-star cocoa and he goes out like a light. 440 00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:16,810 Jenkins won't be here on the 28th. 441 00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:21,450 So we straighten-out whatever ripe old Charlie they send down. 442 00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:25,770 COME ON, YOU SNIVELLING LOAD OF LAYABOUTS! 443 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,690 GET WEAVING WITH THEM PICKS! 444 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:33,520 YOU'RE NOT SUNBATHING ON THE FRENCH RIVIERA NOW! 445 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,290 COME ON, HIT IT! 446 00:28:40,390 --> 00:28:42,190 UP, DOWN! 447 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,690 Don't strain yourself! 448 00:28:49,790 --> 00:28:53,170 What's wrong with you?! HIT IT! 449 00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:55,640 TAKE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE! 450 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,410 What's up with you, Shorthouse? I broke me 'ammer, sir. 451 00:29:01,510 --> 00:29:03,010 Leaning on it, eh? No... 452 00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:04,230 SILENCE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME! 453 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:10,570 The nice gentleman at the end of the line will give you a new one. 454 00:29:10,670 --> 00:29:12,120 COME 'ERE! 455 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,080 Pick that up. 456 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,210 Ask him to give you another one, only bigger! 457 00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:27,890 GO ON! AT THE DOUBLE! 458 00:29:27,990 --> 00:29:31,970 HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! 459 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,210 The Governor wants to see you. Right. 460 00:29:34,310 --> 00:29:36,200 He's over there. Right. 461 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,360 ALL RIGHT, YOU LOT, KEEP AT IT. 462 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,210 You wanted to see me, sir? Morning, Crout. 463 00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:51,690 You've been appointed Chief Officer at Huntleigh. 464 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,850 Congratulations. 465 00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:54,490 Thank you, sir. 466 00:29:54,590 --> 00:29:57,410 I'm sure you'll carry on there the good work you've done here. 467 00:29:57,510 --> 00:30:00,850 I'll see to that, sir. 468 00:30:00,950 --> 00:30:02,920 Thank you very much, sir. 469 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:10,720 # For he's a jolly good fellow, And so say all of us! # 470 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:17,610 Something to get your mouth round after coffee. Nice cigar, that. 471 00:30:17,710 --> 00:30:19,770 And now, as they say, time to cut the cake. 472 00:30:19,870 --> 00:30:22,330 Don't forget to wish. 473 00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:24,360 This is very touching. 474 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:30,130 It's a shame to spoil this cake. One of your mum's, Lennie? 475 00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:31,840 That's right, Mr Jenkins. 476 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000 What's this? 477 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:46,810 Sorry, Chief. Sheer force of habit, I suppose. 478 00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:48,710 My mum... 479 00:30:48,910 --> 00:30:53,410 Don't let it upset you, Lennie. We all know your mum! 480 00:30:53,510 --> 00:30:57,370 Let's pass the cake round, then. 481 00:30:57,470 --> 00:30:58,640 Sit down, Chief. 482 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:05,210 Er, the lads and myself wish you a long and happy retirement. 483 00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:09,360 And as a token of our esteem Lennie... 484 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,610 ..we'd like to present you with this little memento. 485 00:31:15,710 --> 00:31:19,850 We're only sorry you're going out before us! 486 00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:21,970 Sure you won't stay till the end of the month? 487 00:31:22,070 --> 00:31:23,370 Please, Chief. 488 00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:24,690 Yeah, stay on, Chief. 489 00:31:24,790 --> 00:31:27,930 I'm afraid I can't, boys. 490 00:31:28,030 --> 00:31:30,330 I don't know what to say. 491 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:34,210 Things like this make me sorry I'm leaving. 492 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:37,920 This will always be one of my most treasured possessions. 493 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:45,090 I'm afraid I've got to go, I've one or two things to do. 494 00:31:45,190 --> 00:31:47,730 Goodbye, Dodger. Cheerio, Chief. 495 00:31:47,830 --> 00:31:52,250 Jelly. Bye, chief. We'll miss you. So will Strangeways. 496 00:31:52,350 --> 00:31:55,850 Who'll take him walkies now? Would you mind... on your way down? 497 00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:57,730 Oh, of course. 498 00:31:57,830 --> 00:32:00,570 Don't forget your cake, Chief. 499 00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:03,850 And your bonnet. 500 00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:04,950 Thank you, boys. 501 00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:07,360 Bye, Chief. Good luck. 502 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,080 Nice old fella, isn't he? 503 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,400 Come in. 504 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,040 Ah, Jenkins. 505 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,720 You don't happen to have seen a gold watch, do you? 506 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,010 Gold watch, sir? Yes. Gold hunter and chain, 507 00:32:38,110 --> 00:32:39,770 I seem to have lost it. 508 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,440 It was in here yesterday. 509 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,930 This one, sir? 510 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,890 Yes, that's it! 511 00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:48,440 Where did you find it? 512 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,250 One of the prisoners found it lying about somewhere, sir. 513 00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:55,450 He gave it to me a few minutes ago. 514 00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:58,370 Did he really?! 515 00:32:58,470 --> 00:33:01,890 There's good in all of them, that's what I say. 516 00:33:01,990 --> 00:33:04,490 He could've hung on to it. 517 00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:06,250 Sit down, Chief. 518 00:33:06,350 --> 00:33:12,650 Little things like this must make you sorry you're retiring, Chief. 519 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:15,410 Well, it comes to us all. 520 00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:19,170 It appears your replacement arrives tomorrow. 521 00:33:19,270 --> 00:33:22,370 Fellow called Crout, from Rockhampton. 522 00:33:22,470 --> 00:33:23,850 Crout, sir? 523 00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:25,610 Yes. Do you know him? 524 00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:28,090 Oh, I know him. 525 00:33:28,190 --> 00:33:32,970 Tell the lads I wish them the very best of luck! 526 00:33:33,070 --> 00:33:36,400 BELL RINGS Oi, George! Shop. 527 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:43,090 Hey, Dodge, see who it is. I'm just brewing up the tea. 528 00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:44,850 BELL RINGS 529 00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:46,560 Hang on! Hang on! 530 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,240 BELL RINGS 531 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,640 You're in a bit of a hurry... 532 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,120 Blimey! Sour-Crout! 533 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,370 What are you doing with these keys? 534 00:34:08,470 --> 00:34:09,730 I'm a trusty. 535 00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:13,530 I wouldn't trust you with your own grandma! 536 00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:14,680 Where's the officer? 537 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,000 You, come here! 538 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,210 Ah, you must be the new Chief. 539 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,730 Why has this prisoner got the keys? 540 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:26,330 It's OK, Mr Lane's a trusty. 541 00:34:26,430 --> 00:34:29,360 Mister... Mr Lane?! 542 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,770 Take those and stay by the gatehouse. 543 00:34:33,870 --> 00:34:36,530 This place is due for a shake-up! 544 00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:38,730 Take me to the Governor's office. 545 00:34:38,830 --> 00:34:41,000 AT THE DOUBLE! 546 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,000 Do yourself up! 547 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,690 OUT OF THE WAY. COME ON, MOVE. 548 00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:57,360 I'LL SEE YOU LOT LATER. 549 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,530 Son and heir, eh, Jones? Splendid! 550 00:35:02,630 --> 00:35:03,868 What are you going to call him? 551 00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:05,810 Well, with your permission, 552 00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:11,890 we'd like to take the liberty of naming him after you - Horatio. 553 00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:14,810 That's a very nice thought. 554 00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:17,610 Tell your wife I'd be honoured. 555 00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:20,690 All being well, your wife's due out of hospital on Saturday. 556 00:35:20,790 --> 00:35:22,810 That's right, Guv. 557 00:35:22,910 --> 00:35:25,290 You'd like to be home to welcome her, eh? 558 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,610 I would, sir, please. 559 00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:31,570 Well, I think we can give you two days on parole. 560 00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:36,530 Be back here in prison 8 o'clock on Monday or they'll pick you up. 561 00:35:36,630 --> 00:35:39,330 I'll catch the workman's, Guv. KNOCK ON DOOR 562 00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:41,370 Come in. That's all, Jones. 563 00:35:41,470 --> 00:35:42,800 Thank you, Governor. 564 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,930 Chief Officer Sidney Crout reporting for duty, sir. 565 00:35:51,030 --> 00:35:54,400 Welcome to Huntleigh. Sit down. 566 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,370 Have a good journey? Not bad, thank you, sir. 567 00:35:58,470 --> 00:36:01,370 I hope you'll enjoy being with us. 568 00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:05,640 I think of staff and prisoners as a sort of family. 569 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:12,530 We must see that the men have plenty to keep them out of mischief. 570 00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:19,010 Jenkins, your predecessor, helped with my rehabilitation courses. 571 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,090 We have fretwork classes, rug-making, 572 00:36:21,190 --> 00:36:23,450 bookbinding, basket weaving, pottery. 573 00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:28,250 Er, excuse me, sir, but those are all indoor activities. 574 00:36:28,350 --> 00:36:32,930 The men look a little pale - might do 'em good to get outside. 575 00:36:33,030 --> 00:36:37,210 Cross-country runs, paper chases, things like that? Good idea. 576 00:36:37,310 --> 00:36:40,450 Of course, we've got our gardening class. 577 00:36:40,550 --> 00:36:44,450 But anything else you can think of in that direction will be welcome. 578 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:48,450 Oh, I'll think of plenty of things. 579 00:36:48,550 --> 00:36:49,550 Look! 580 00:36:50,470 --> 00:36:53,770 How's that? Very good! It's coming back. 581 00:36:53,870 --> 00:36:57,370 Guess who's taken Jenkins' place? Sour-Crout from Rockhampton! 582 00:36:57,470 --> 00:36:59,770 Who's he? Belt up. Where's the cat? 583 00:36:59,870 --> 00:37:02,090 Gone out for a walk. 584 00:37:02,190 --> 00:37:03,450 What about Soapy's caper now? 585 00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:09,770 Scrub it. This bleeder will have the place laced-up tighter than a drum. 586 00:37:09,870 --> 00:37:13,490 What's wrong with him? He's only the most twisted screw 587 00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:16,050 who ever crept down a prison corridor! 588 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:19,210 We'll have to hurry, he's on his way. 589 00:37:19,310 --> 00:37:23,090 I'll get the carpet up. Get this stuff out of the way. 590 00:37:23,190 --> 00:37:26,450 Where shall I put it? Under there! In there. 591 00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:29,440 A snout. OK. Right. 592 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,600 Aye, aye, here he comes. All right, line up. 593 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:47,840 Oh, yes. 594 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,960 Oh, yes. 595 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,610 Well, now this is about the nastiest collection of villainy 596 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:02,280 as I've seen in one cell for a long time. 597 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,080 Dodger Lane for a start. 598 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:14,170 What happened to your mate who tried to flog the aircraft carriers? 599 00:38:14,270 --> 00:38:16,810 What was it? Soapy Stevens. 600 00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:19,440 I don't know nothing about that. Shut up! I'm talking. 601 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,130 Another one, Mr Jelly Knight, an old acquaintance not to be forgot. 602 00:38:26,230 --> 00:38:29,440 Caught in the safe-blowing lark again, I suppose. 603 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:37,530 Here's a nasty, evil little face I've not met before. Who's this? 604 00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:40,650 Lennie the Dip. Pickpocket, eh? 605 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:41,750 Come here. 606 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,130 I'll soon teach you to keep your thieving hands to yourself. 607 00:38:46,230 --> 00:38:47,880 GET BACK! 608 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:58,970 You gentlemen have had it cushy up to now, fretwork, basket weaving. 609 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:02,130 Not my idea of running a prison, is it, Mr Lane? 610 00:39:02,230 --> 00:39:04,730 No, Chief. No, Chief. 611 00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:10,560 From now on remember this, it's my ideas that count. Understand? 612 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,970 By the way, how long is it since you lot had a spell in the quarry? 613 00:39:15,070 --> 00:39:16,570 Quarry? The quarry. 614 00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:20,370 Nobody works in the quarry, sir. It's been closed for years. 615 00:39:20,470 --> 00:39:23,480 Has it really? Has it? 616 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:30,130 I'm personally inviting you to a grand re-opening ceremony. 617 00:39:30,230 --> 00:39:32,330 Won't that be nice? 618 00:39:32,430 --> 00:39:35,080 Monday morning. SIX O'CLOCK. 619 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,010 Hey, what's that cat doing here? 620 00:39:46,110 --> 00:39:48,570 The prison cat, sir. Strangeways. 621 00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:53,080 Yes, I've seen some of its strange ways. GET IT OUT OF HERE! 622 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,810 Six o'clock in the quarry! Why, the papers don't come till seven! 623 00:40:00,910 --> 00:40:03,610 What are we gonna do, Dodger? Yeah, Dodger? 624 00:40:03,710 --> 00:40:07,770 Don't panic. Remember what the poet said - 625 00:40:07,870 --> 00:40:11,090 "Keep your head when all about you are doing their nuts, Gunga Din." 626 00:40:11,190 --> 00:40:13,840 Who said that? I did. Now belt up. 627 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,200 Oh, yeah? 628 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,890 What's this? Not enough rocks to go round? 629 00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:32,090 Can't find any more, Chief - nobody's been here lately. 630 00:40:32,190 --> 00:40:34,800 Well, we'll have to do something about that, won't we? 631 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,930 You know what this is, Mr Knight? Yes, sir, dynamite. 632 00:40:40,030 --> 00:40:42,600 Yes, I thought you'd recognise it. 633 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,080 Let me see. I think one will be sufficient. 634 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,770 Now, take this... 635 00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:53,850 ..and stick it in a crack in the rocks there. 636 00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:57,400 That should bring down enough to keep you busy. 637 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,330 Now, it's a 10-second fuse - won't be much of a bang. 638 00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:12,520 Come and stand here, behind me. 639 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,170 All right. Light up, Mr Knight. 640 00:41:17,270 --> 00:41:21,970 I promised the judge I wouldn't muck about with explosives again. 641 00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:24,770 I mustn't do it. He mustn't do it, Chief. 642 00:41:24,870 --> 00:41:26,520 He mustn't do it, Chief. 643 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,850 He mustn't do it? Phhh! 644 00:41:30,950 --> 00:41:32,320 Come on out of it. 645 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,880 What's the matter with you lot, then? Frightened of a little bang? 646 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,280 Where's the Governor? He's...in his garden, Chief. 647 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:27,720 Excuse me, sir. 648 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:34,130 Ah, Mr Crout. I hear we've re-opened the quarry. 649 00:42:34,230 --> 00:42:37,210 Yes, sir. I wish to report an accident. 650 00:42:37,310 --> 00:42:40,330 Not only in the quarry, Mr Crout. 651 00:42:40,430 --> 00:42:41,430 What about this?! 652 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,210 That's a pity. 653 00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:47,370 As I was saying... "Pity"?! 654 00:42:47,470 --> 00:42:51,250 Do you realise it's the Huntleigh Show tomorrow? 655 00:42:51,350 --> 00:42:53,850 My marrow would've been a sensation 656 00:42:53,950 --> 00:42:57,930 and through your crass idiocy I'll have to withdraw! 657 00:42:58,030 --> 00:43:00,690 What the devil do you mean by it? Sir, we was at the quarry... 658 00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:03,610 I won't hear excuses, Mr Crout! 659 00:43:03,710 --> 00:43:06,730 Confine yourself to routine activities. 660 00:43:06,830 --> 00:43:08,560 Excuse me, sir... That's all! 661 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,440 Yes, sir. 662 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,040 One moment, Mr Crout! 663 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,640 I believe this is yours. 664 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,280 Basket weaving tomorrow, Chief? 665 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:33,490 Basket weaving! I'll get you baskets weaving! 666 00:43:33,590 --> 00:43:36,490 I haven't finished with you lot. 667 00:43:36,590 --> 00:43:39,090 Here you are, Vicar. Thank you, my good... 668 00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:41,370 You'll find the Governor over there. 669 00:43:41,470 --> 00:43:43,760 What's that? Oh, thank you. 670 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,610 What's Crout doing here? 671 00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:49,090 He took over from Jenkins. 672 00:43:49,190 --> 00:43:51,050 Gorblimey! 673 00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:54,850 Oh, Lane, I didn't know you had green fingers! 674 00:43:54,950 --> 00:43:58,010 Governor, I was remarking on the beauty of your garden. 675 00:43:58,110 --> 00:44:01,210 Thank you. We're rather proud of it. 676 00:44:01,310 --> 00:44:02,610 How are your plans for Lane? 677 00:44:02,710 --> 00:44:05,050 Oh, progressing favourably. 678 00:44:05,150 --> 00:44:08,130 I'd like a word with the boys, if I might. 679 00:44:08,230 --> 00:44:10,010 Yes. In the garden, if you like. 680 00:44:10,110 --> 00:44:12,890 How pleasant. It does you credit. 681 00:44:12,990 --> 00:44:15,610 I've suffered rather a sad loss. 682 00:44:15,710 --> 00:44:18,130 Oh, I'm sorry. My marrow. 683 00:44:18,230 --> 00:44:23,610 I beg your pardon? My marrow. I watched it grow from that size. 684 00:44:23,710 --> 00:44:28,610 Well, I suppose I'll have to fall back on my roses. 685 00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:29,810 What happened to his... 686 00:44:29,910 --> 00:44:32,610 Crout dropped a rock on it. 687 00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:34,880 Here, I want to talk to you in the greenhouse. 688 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,757 You realise we'll have to scrub the whole setup now Crout's here? 689 00:44:43,857 --> 00:44:49,530 But Eth's got all the griff and Len's mum's learned all her stuff! 690 00:44:49,630 --> 00:44:53,530 Get this into your thin head - there's no way out of here. 691 00:44:53,630 --> 00:44:54,930 No one ever dig a tunnel? 692 00:44:55,030 --> 00:44:57,450 Fella called Hackett did once. 693 00:44:57,550 --> 00:44:59,850 What happened to him? Gawd knows. 694 00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:03,970 Idiot! If you can't find one, dig one! Don't you call me an idiot! 695 00:45:04,070 --> 00:45:06,010 Aye, aye. Screw! 696 00:45:06,110 --> 00:45:09,680 Two million quid, Dodger. Two million quid. 697 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,410 Here, Lennie. What? You go to the pictures a lot. 698 00:45:14,510 --> 00:45:17,250 Not now I don't! But when you did, 699 00:45:17,350 --> 00:45:21,210 did you see a POW film called The Wooden Horse? 700 00:45:21,310 --> 00:45:25,050 Fellas escape from an exercise yard. How? 701 00:45:25,150 --> 00:45:29,490 Dug an 'ole under a vaulting horse. So what? 702 00:45:29,590 --> 00:45:32,240 Who can we trust in the Carpenter's Shop? 703 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:46,050 How's it going, Jelly? All right, Dodger. 704 00:45:46,150 --> 00:45:50,610 AS CROUT: "I'll have you down the quarry." 705 00:45:50,710 --> 00:45:53,200 Come on, Lennie, you're slowing down. 706 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,610 It's down me neck! My hair's all dirty! 707 00:45:59,710 --> 00:46:01,290 Shut up! 708 00:46:01,390 --> 00:46:04,130 How much longer do we have to do this, Dodge? 709 00:46:04,230 --> 00:46:07,250 Not long. Get your truss over there. 710 00:46:07,350 --> 00:46:11,930 THIS ISN'T A HOLIDAY CAMP! GET THAT THING OUT OF IT. 711 00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:15,850 Lennie! Three knocks - the danger signal. 712 00:46:15,950 --> 00:46:18,930 Stall 'em while we fill in. 713 00:46:19,030 --> 00:46:21,410 All right, lads, pack it up. 714 00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:25,010 Shift that kid's plaything back where it belongs. 715 00:46:25,110 --> 00:46:26,730 Mr Crout, sir? What? 716 00:46:26,830 --> 00:46:30,210 You require us to move this horse? You heard! 717 00:46:30,310 --> 00:46:32,810 So, you've seen enough of us doing our vaulting? 718 00:46:32,910 --> 00:46:36,570 Correct! Well, where would you require us to put it? 719 00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:39,520 Back where it came from. MOVE! 720 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,280 I've just dug all this out. 721 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,240 Right. Hup! 722 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,650 Left, right, left, right... 723 00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:55,490 Hold it! Hold it! 724 00:46:55,590 --> 00:46:59,490 If we're going to take all day, scrub it. Fall-in over there. 725 00:46:59,590 --> 00:47:01,850 Hands out of pockets. 726 00:47:01,950 --> 00:47:04,650 Move! What's wrong with you?! 727 00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:06,000 You're all slow this morning. 728 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,930 Come on, come on, come on. 729 00:47:10,030 --> 00:47:11,960 Spread out, spread out. 730 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:20,890 Right. We'll really have some PT - jumping on the spot for a few hours. 731 00:47:20,990 --> 00:47:23,930 So, jumping up and down on the spot. 732 00:47:24,030 --> 00:47:25,280 After me... 733 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,400 Begin. 734 00:47:28,550 --> 00:47:31,560 Up, down. Up, down. Up, down. 735 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,880 Get your head up, Lane. 736 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,370 Don't just stand there. Help me out! 737 00:48:00,470 --> 00:48:01,920 Yes, sir. 738 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,360 So, we've a little mole amongst us. 739 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,440 LANE! COME HERE. 740 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,850 Do you know anything about this? 741 00:48:33,950 --> 00:48:35,610 No, Chief. 742 00:48:35,710 --> 00:48:37,320 Come and have a look. 743 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,250 I should think it's worms, Chief. 744 00:48:49,350 --> 00:48:50,350 Worms?! 745 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,760 Take that grin off your face. Give me a box of matches. 746 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,520 Let's see what little worm lives at the bottom of this hole. 747 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,240 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! 748 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,090 I thought you'd finished with me. 749 00:49:09,190 --> 00:49:12,010 Keep him jumping till I get back. 750 00:49:12,110 --> 00:49:14,090 Right, Lane, jump. 751 00:49:14,190 --> 00:49:16,920 Hup, down. Hup, down. Hup, down. 752 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,090 I never thought I'd sink this low. 753 00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:53,850 There's one consolation, cocker, you can't sink no lower! 754 00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:56,530 We won't get out on the 28th. 755 00:49:56,630 --> 00:50:00,810 No, we'll need a miracle to get us out of here, boy. 756 00:50:00,910 --> 00:50:02,920 TOILET FLUSHES 757 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:06,640 Dodger! 758 00:50:07,110 --> 00:50:09,170 Danger Within! 759 00:50:09,270 --> 00:50:12,970 Danger Within? Yeah, that POW escape film. 760 00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:16,370 The fella reckoned all the drains led to the outside. 761 00:50:16,470 --> 00:50:17,530 Good idea, isn't it? 762 00:50:17,630 --> 00:50:20,010 A very good idea, Jelly. 763 00:50:20,110 --> 00:50:21,650 What's a good idea? 764 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:22,828 He's on to something, mate. 765 00:50:22,928 --> 00:50:24,690 Shut up! Shut up! 766 00:50:24,790 --> 00:50:28,050 For a million nicker it's worth a go. 767 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,210 It's certainly worth a go. 768 00:50:29,310 --> 00:50:30,690 What is? 769 00:50:30,790 --> 00:50:32,410 Lennie, you're the smallest. 770 00:50:32,510 --> 00:50:33,610 I'm as big as Dodge. Look. 771 00:50:33,710 --> 00:50:36,410 You're the smallest, Lennie. 772 00:50:36,510 --> 00:50:38,650 Find out where the drains go. 773 00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:42,920 You're potty if you think you can get me down there! 774 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:47,090 Lennie, come here. 775 00:50:47,190 --> 00:50:53,090 Remember what your mum said about how you never try to break out? 776 00:50:53,190 --> 00:50:54,850 Remember? 777 00:50:54,950 --> 00:51:00,530 Do this for your mum and for the honour of the Price family, Lennie. 778 00:51:00,630 --> 00:51:05,130 Get down there. You never know, you might come up covered in glory. 779 00:51:05,230 --> 00:51:07,530 All right, then. 780 00:51:07,630 --> 00:51:10,330 In you go, Lennie. Go on. 781 00:51:10,430 --> 00:51:11,610 Where's Lennie going, Dodger? 782 00:51:11,710 --> 00:51:14,970 Seeing where the drains go, Lawyer. 783 00:51:15,070 --> 00:51:16,770 Come on, then! 784 00:51:16,870 --> 00:51:19,210 Stop pushing! 785 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,930 There's no ghosts down there. 786 00:51:22,030 --> 00:51:23,430 Here... 787 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:27,850 How're you doing? 788 00:51:27,950 --> 00:51:30,250 It's dark down here. 789 00:51:30,350 --> 00:51:33,090 It goes round the corner now. 790 00:51:33,190 --> 00:51:36,370 Here, I'm slipping! Dodger! 791 00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:37,670 SPLASH 792 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,290 We should never have let him do it, 793 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:44,040 not without a paddle. 794 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,000 Well, no-one can say we didn't try. 795 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:58,010 Listen, how did we get in here? We was in that bank and... 796 00:51:58,110 --> 00:52:00,690 Kindly give Strangeways some milk. Strangeways has gone. 797 00:52:00,790 --> 00:52:05,730 Then don't give him some milk! What brought us through the gate? 798 00:52:05,830 --> 00:52:10,170 A Black Maria. Exactly. And that's how we get out. 799 00:52:10,270 --> 00:52:13,440 Where's my fag papers? Get Wilbur. 800 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,330 Come on, darling, up you come. 801 00:52:20,430 --> 00:52:23,680 We've got a little job for you, Wilbur, my lad. 802 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,170 Not done much flying lately, eh? 803 00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:31,066 He ain't been out since we sent him with them gift tokens for me mum. 804 00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:34,010 Christmas, wasn't it? 805 00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:35,210 Got him? 806 00:52:35,310 --> 00:52:37,090 Here we are. 807 00:52:37,190 --> 00:52:43,010 Getting a bit fat, isn't he? You give him too many of them cornflakes. 808 00:52:43,110 --> 00:52:45,450 That goes in there. 809 00:52:45,550 --> 00:52:46,890 Well, say bye-bye, darling. 810 00:52:46,990 --> 00:52:49,210 Ta-ra, Wilbur, son. 811 00:52:49,310 --> 00:52:51,080 Hello, Wilbur. Good luck. 812 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:57,130 All right, don't panic. Through there, that's it 813 00:52:57,230 --> 00:52:59,290 Go on! Go on! 814 00:52:59,390 --> 00:53:02,050 Reckon he'll make it? 815 00:53:02,150 --> 00:53:04,080 Make it? He'll walk it! 816 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:20,890 Oh, look who's here, it's Wilbur! What you doing here, naughty boy? 817 00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:25,170 I believe you've got something for me. 818 00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:28,330 Wait, Mummy open the door. 819 00:53:28,430 --> 00:53:31,890 LOUD JAZZ MUSIC Turn that damned thing off! 820 00:53:31,990 --> 00:53:35,730 I say, Wilbur's brought a message. What? 821 00:53:35,830 --> 00:53:38,210 See? What did I tell you? About time, too. Let's see. 822 00:53:38,310 --> 00:53:41,330 His little ankles is all swolled. 823 00:53:41,430 --> 00:53:44,490 Dodger thinks they can make it. 824 00:53:44,590 --> 00:53:49,290 Heavens! He wants a Black Maria! He must be barmy! 825 00:53:49,390 --> 00:53:52,730 We can't get one of those! 826 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:58,490 Remember that film company buyer who got us that Post Office van? 827 00:53:58,590 --> 00:54:02,890 I thought he was doing a stretch. He's out now. I can find him. 828 00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:04,920 I'll get cracking. 829 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,640 Phase Two ready, sir. 830 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,690 Stand by, chaps. STAND BY! 831 00:54:33,790 --> 00:54:35,590 STAND BY! 832 00:54:36,070 --> 00:54:38,730 STAND BY, CHAPS. 833 00:54:38,830 --> 00:54:40,240 STAND BY! 834 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,760 STAND BY!! 835 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,130 Right. Right. Right. Lock up. 836 00:55:05,230 --> 00:55:07,030 Yes, sir. 837 00:55:07,630 --> 00:55:11,680 That's stage one of Operation Treasure Chest completed. 838 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,250 WHISTLE BLOWS 839 00:55:21,350 --> 00:55:23,610 Close on me. Close on me. 840 00:55:23,710 --> 00:55:25,240 Come on, close on me. 841 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,250 That's Phase Two done. 842 00:55:29,350 --> 00:55:31,880 You know your positions? BOTH: Yes, sir. 843 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,637 Come to see how it should be done, Superintendent? 844 00:55:35,737 --> 00:55:41,610 A squad car and a motorcycle escort would do this job in half the time. 845 00:55:41,710 --> 00:55:45,690 And lose half the diamonds! A fine stink there'd be! 846 00:55:45,790 --> 00:55:48,530 Their safe delivery is crucial. 847 00:55:48,630 --> 00:55:51,130 You'll block the Portsmouth Road for hours. 848 00:55:51,230 --> 00:55:53,930 My dear man, we're not fools. 849 00:55:54,030 --> 00:55:56,960 We have a special route known only to my officers and myself. 850 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,010 Ready to move, sir. Right. Move! 851 00:56:01,110 --> 00:56:03,720 Yes, sir. Out! 852 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,120 Out! 853 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:10,490 They're under starter's orders. 854 00:56:10,590 --> 00:56:11,590 Good. 855 00:56:12,470 --> 00:56:14,270 Start up! 856 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,930 Are you preparing to use that firearm, sir? 857 00:56:19,030 --> 00:56:22,410 I am about to signal an order. 858 00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:23,610 You'll wake half of London. 859 00:56:23,710 --> 00:56:28,810 I won't detain you. There must be plenty of cars illegally parked! 860 00:56:28,910 --> 00:56:30,920 Please stand clear, will you? 861 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:39,400 Column, advance! 862 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,930 Soapy, they're off! 863 00:56:43,030 --> 00:56:44,800 Well done. See you later. 864 00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,890 Never thought we'd have to use this again. 865 00:57:36,990 --> 00:57:39,240 Common breaking and exiting! 866 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,050 WHISPERS: Old Crout's creeping about. Can't he get his head down? 867 00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:04,160 WHISPERS: Hurry up. 868 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,000 Keys? Right. 869 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,840 HORN HONKS 870 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,210 I've got half a dozen here for you, mate. 871 00:58:32,310 --> 00:58:34,010 We're not expecting anybody. 872 00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:37,250 They're here anyhow. Six o' the best. 873 00:58:37,350 --> 00:58:38,770 You're a bit late, aren't you? 874 00:58:38,870 --> 00:58:42,640 I'm lucky to get here at all! Had a hell of a job finding the place. 875 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,490 Nice quiet place you have here. 876 00:59:01,590 --> 00:59:03,210 Nothing ever happens here. 877 00:59:03,310 --> 00:59:07,290 You wouldn't want too much happening in a place like this! 878 00:59:07,390 --> 00:59:09,370 What've you brought? 879 00:59:09,470 --> 00:59:14,170 Nothing startling, three loan club secretaries, two bigamists 880 00:59:14,270 --> 00:59:16,170 and a female impersonator. 881 00:59:16,270 --> 00:59:19,330 "To be delivered to Hampton Gaol." 882 00:59:19,430 --> 00:59:21,290 Delivered where? Hampton Gaol. 883 00:59:21,390 --> 00:59:24,330 This is Huntleigh, not Hampton! 884 00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:26,050 No wonder you weren't expected. 885 00:59:26,150 --> 00:59:28,890 Come on! Are you sure? 886 00:59:28,990 --> 00:59:32,210 Am I sure?! All right, all right, all right. 887 00:59:32,310 --> 00:59:36,570 What's going on? These prisoners should've gone to Hampton. 888 00:59:36,670 --> 00:59:39,570 Well, get them over there. Quick! 889 00:59:39,670 --> 00:59:44,410 I've been driving all day, Chief. Can't I leave 'em here tonight? 890 00:59:44,510 --> 00:59:46,450 Don't push it, Soapy. 891 00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:50,090 Leave 'em here? This isn't a doss house! 892 00:59:50,190 --> 00:59:53,770 All right, Chief. As you say. Get those gates open! 893 00:59:53,870 --> 00:59:55,470 Hang on. 894 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,450 Have I seen you somewhere before? 895 00:59:58,550 --> 01:00:01,720 Probably, Chief. I deliver all over the place. 896 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,730 Dodger, darling! It's lovely to see you. 897 01:00:26,830 --> 01:00:28,610 There's a time and place, Eth. 898 01:00:28,710 --> 01:00:31,330 They've called the banns twice. 899 01:00:31,430 --> 01:00:35,250 If it all goes all right we'll have a lovely honeymoon! 900 01:00:35,350 --> 01:00:38,410 You in Holloway, him in Dartmoor! 901 01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:40,610 That's more like it, Lennie. 902 01:00:40,710 --> 01:00:46,850 It's smashing! Just like when Daddy and me was first starting. 903 01:00:46,950 --> 01:00:49,010 Here, Mum, don't cry. 904 01:00:49,110 --> 01:00:50,410 Blow on that, eh? No, don't! 905 01:00:50,510 --> 01:00:52,910 Go on, blow! 906 01:00:53,230 --> 01:00:55,810 That's better. 907 01:00:55,910 --> 01:00:57,810 How's it going, Soapy? 908 01:00:57,910 --> 01:01:01,000 Marvellous! We've got a good half-hour's start on them. 909 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,360 Here we are. Come along, Lennie. 910 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:39,000 There you are, boy. Down you go. Thank you! 911 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:42,757 Where do you want the traffic lights, Soapy? 912 01:01:42,857 --> 01:01:44,570 Ah, wait a minute. 913 01:01:44,670 --> 01:01:47,490 Excuse me, Mum. Hold that, Mum. 914 01:01:47,590 --> 01:01:49,960 Here we are, Dodger. 915 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:53,800 Just about here. 916 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:01,570 Bang on schedule. End of Phase Three. 917 01:02:01,670 --> 01:02:05,730 We strike off this road, follow the route through these lanes 918 01:02:05,830 --> 01:02:10,410 and hit Portsmouth here. Maintain radio silence unless it's vital. 919 01:02:10,510 --> 01:02:12,290 Any questions? 920 01:02:12,390 --> 01:02:15,850 Sounds straightforward, sir. Stand by to move off. 921 01:02:15,950 --> 01:02:17,690 Stand by to move off, Sgt Major. 922 01:02:17,790 --> 01:02:21,320 STAND BY! STAND BY! STAND BY! 923 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,640 WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP! 924 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,000 Damn peasants! 925 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:36,680 Don't just sit there - start up! 926 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,800 Keep at a steady 15mph. 927 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:46,160 Cheer up! You'll soon be home and dry. 928 01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:50,000 I warned you! 929 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,000 Advance. 930 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,280 Hurry up with your cable, Mum. Get the other one, Soapy. 931 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,000 Here, plug it in, Dodge. 932 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,570 The rest of the gear is over the embankment, boys. 933 01:03:26,670 --> 01:03:27,670 Right. 934 01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,610 Take her away, Ethel, dear. 935 01:03:42,710 --> 01:03:45,320 OK, Soapy. Good luck. Thank you. 936 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,290 What the devil's this? Road up. 937 01:04:09,390 --> 01:04:11,840 Damn council, always digging up things. 938 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,680 Ah, here we go. Forward! 939 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:39,090 RADIO: Escort stopped by traffic lights, sir. 940 01:04:39,190 --> 01:04:44,440 Link up after this single-line traffic nonsense, after the bridge. 941 01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:40,720 What's the trouble, officer? 942 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,770 What's this? What's going on? 943 01:05:50,870 --> 01:05:52,650 Help! Help! 944 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:55,520 Let me out! What's happening?! 945 01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,200 Let us out! 946 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:10,490 Sorry to bother you, sir, but we seem to have a dislocated track rod. 947 01:06:10,590 --> 01:06:14,120 Get the damned thing fixed. Keep that van in your sight. 948 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,520 The van ought to be with you by now. 949 01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:20,520 With us? 950 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,120 What do you mean? 951 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,360 BACK! BACK! 952 01:06:29,590 --> 01:06:30,590 BACK! 953 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,330 It worked like a charm, like a charm. 954 01:06:41,430 --> 01:06:43,906 Mind you, I'll really be laughing once we're back in the jug. 955 01:06:44,006 --> 01:06:45,720 I'd like to see their faces! 956 01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,090 What do we do now, sir? 957 01:06:57,190 --> 01:07:00,000 What do you think, you fool? Fetch the police! 958 01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,570 DAIL 999! 959 01:07:03,670 --> 01:07:06,120 STAND BY! STAND BY! 960 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:11,410 You can't keep them in the cell. 961 01:07:11,510 --> 01:07:14,370 Who says we're going to? 962 01:07:14,470 --> 01:07:18,370 Can I have these for studs? Look what she wants for studs! 963 01:07:18,470 --> 01:07:20,850 Come on, hand over. Oh, Dodge! 964 01:07:20,950 --> 01:07:25,240 Hand over. Later. None of that, girl. Lift up. 965 01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,440 Look at that haul! Blimey! That's stealing! 966 01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:54,810 We've got an hour to wait so kip down behind the hedge. All set? 967 01:07:54,910 --> 01:07:56,730 Yes. Come on, Eth. 968 01:07:56,830 --> 01:07:57,960 Oh, Dodger, love! 969 01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:02,410 Oh, no, Eth. Later. 970 01:08:02,510 --> 01:08:04,890 I can't give my mind to it now. 971 01:08:04,990 --> 01:08:08,210 I'll have to get myself a do-it-yourself honeymoon kit! 972 01:08:08,310 --> 01:08:10,760 Always griping. Well! 973 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:36,530 I don't seem to be sparking properly. 974 01:08:36,630 --> 01:08:38,050 You don't? No. 975 01:08:38,150 --> 01:08:40,550 Well, I'd better look at your little old distributor, then. 976 01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:49,080 I do hope it's not my big end. 977 01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:06,320 There we are, Miss. That oughta do it. 978 01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,490 Right. Try it now. 979 01:09:12,590 --> 01:09:14,610 ENGINE STARTS 980 01:09:14,710 --> 01:09:16,690 That's marvellous! 981 01:09:16,790 --> 01:09:17,840 It's a pleasure. 982 01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:23,440 You can come and empty my dustbin any time! 983 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,330 Are you sure the first stop is our chokey, Dodger? 984 01:09:47,430 --> 01:09:51,920 Yeah, I double-checked. Tuesday and Thursday it's the first call. 985 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:02,560 Second call. I forgot about Fred's Caff. 986 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,040 HORN SOUNDS 987 01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:25,010 The Guvnor won't open his safe before 10? 988 01:10:25,110 --> 01:10:27,610 No, he keeps his Scotch in there and never drinks before 10. 989 01:10:27,710 --> 01:10:30,920 Sure? I've been his trusty two years. 990 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,120 Oh? Having a lie-in? 991 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,330 OUT OF THEM PITS! 992 01:10:43,430 --> 01:10:46,010 Just cos it's your last morning! 993 01:10:46,110 --> 01:10:48,227 Another half-hour and you'll have to call me mister. 994 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:53,090 Yeah, keep you in a minute too long and you'll be writing to your MP! 995 01:10:53,190 --> 01:10:54,880 Don't worry, I won't drop any clangers. 996 01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:03,370 After breakfast get your civvies and report for GOVERNOR'S INTERVIEW. 997 01:11:03,470 --> 01:11:05,240 ALL AS CROUT: GOVERNOR'S INTERVIEW! 998 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,120 Give us a piggyback! 999 01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:13,998 Cheerio, Count. I'll give your love to Venice. 1000 01:11:14,098 --> 01:11:16,050 Here, do us a favour, Dodge? 1001 01:11:16,150 --> 01:11:19,450 See Fred, my mate. He lives at 7, Sebastopol Villas. 1002 01:11:19,550 --> 01:11:23,450 An old bird will let you in and tell you if he's there. 1003 01:11:23,550 --> 01:11:27,210 Go to the basement and you'll see Nick the Bubble. He'll tell you... 1004 01:11:27,310 --> 01:11:31,330 I've got a load on my mind, I'll never remember it all, Count. 1005 01:11:31,430 --> 01:11:35,410 Don't worry, I've got it all down on a bit of paper here. 1006 01:11:35,510 --> 01:11:37,690 You think of everything. 1007 01:11:37,790 --> 01:11:39,450 Ta-ra, lads. Good luck. 1008 01:11:39,550 --> 01:11:41,250 Dodger, I'm tuppence short! 1009 01:11:41,350 --> 01:11:42,770 Tuppence? 1010 01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:46,610 He's got 70,000 nicker and he's worried about tuppence! 1011 01:11:46,710 --> 01:11:48,708 Take it up with the Governor! Don't be like that. 1012 01:11:48,808 --> 01:11:52,530 Tell the Governor! I'll leave it, in the circumstances. 1013 01:11:52,630 --> 01:11:54,730 Forget all that. 1014 01:11:54,830 --> 01:11:58,960 Look. Do you remember the act as we rehearsed? No fluster. 1015 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,610 There you are, you see. Come in. 1016 01:12:03,710 --> 01:12:06,250 Ah, lads, come in. 1017 01:12:06,350 --> 01:12:09,890 The Padre's come to see you safely home. 1018 01:12:09,990 --> 01:12:11,960 You'll want your railway warrants. 1019 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,520 Where are we? 1020 01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,120 Ah, there we are. 1021 01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:23,530 Have you got those books we mentioned, Vicar? 1022 01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:27,130 Books for your library, Governor. 1023 01:12:27,230 --> 01:12:28,770 Dear me! 1024 01:12:28,870 --> 01:12:30,810 Books? How very kind. 1025 01:12:30,910 --> 01:12:34,770 Thank you. Don't want to carry all this home! 1026 01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:38,200 Perhaps you can pile them there. Good idea. Yes, I will. 1027 01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:46,450 Hello. "Grow Bigger Marrows". 1028 01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:51,650 Haven't seen that one before. Splendid. I'll keep that myself. 1029 01:12:51,750 --> 01:12:54,680 Well, Padre, thank you. It's a pleasure. 1030 01:12:56,520 --> 01:13:00,730 Well, lads, you've paid your debt to society. 1031 01:13:00,830 --> 01:13:03,690 You are now free men. 1032 01:13:03,790 --> 01:13:05,170 But before you go... 1033 01:13:05,270 --> 01:13:08,170 Ahhhh! WE'RE FREE! 1034 01:13:08,270 --> 01:13:11,170 WE'RE FREE, DODGER! 1035 01:13:11,270 --> 01:13:13,490 What's the matter? 1036 01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:14,850 FREE, DODGE! 1037 01:13:14,950 --> 01:13:17,050 MUM! MUM, WE'RE FREE! 1038 01:13:17,150 --> 01:13:20,610 I'LL BE HOME FOR XMAS, MUM. 1039 01:13:20,710 --> 01:13:23,210 LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE GOVERNOR? 1040 01:13:23,310 --> 01:13:26,530 MUM, WE'RE COMING HOME FOR XMAS! 1041 01:13:26,630 --> 01:13:32,770 MUM, GET COOKING. GET THAT TURKEY ON, IT'LL BE LOVELY! 1042 01:13:32,870 --> 01:13:36,530 YOU CAN COME, DODGER. COME AND HAVE SOME TURKEY. 1043 01:13:36,630 --> 01:13:39,930 MY MUM'S A SMASHING COOK. 1044 01:13:40,030 --> 01:13:43,250 You saying "free" has mentally unhinged him. Get some water. 1045 01:13:43,350 --> 01:13:47,170 Poor lad. Freedom's a heady wine. 1046 01:13:47,270 --> 01:13:49,930 Where am I? Soon be home, Len. 1047 01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:54,810 He needs fresh air. Yes, he can sit at the front of the bus. 1048 01:13:54,910 --> 01:13:58,530 Isn't your car better in the circumstances, Vicar? 1049 01:13:58,630 --> 01:14:00,210 No, the bus is better in every way. 1050 01:14:00,310 --> 01:14:02,530 Yes. Let's get off. 1051 01:14:02,630 --> 01:14:06,290 I'm meeting a welfare group on the 10.50. I'll come along with you. 1052 01:14:06,390 --> 01:14:08,610 Capital idea! 1053 01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:10,400 I'm all right now, Guv. 1054 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:15,040 Can you manage my case, Knight? All right, Vicar. 1055 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,610 Here, why's it better to go by bus? 1056 01:14:22,710 --> 01:14:26,490 We'd never get through the roadblocks in my car. 1057 01:14:26,590 --> 01:14:30,130 We'll be OK in the prison bus with him in it. Come on. 1058 01:14:30,230 --> 01:14:32,640 Yeah. Yeah, that's true. 1059 01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,290 Hold it, hold it, hold it. 1060 01:14:36,390 --> 01:14:39,480 Going to the station? I want to pick up the rest of my luggage. 1061 01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:47,600 Oh, I didn't know you was there, sir OK, Mr Crout, if you must you must. 1062 01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:51,080 Right, driver. 1063 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:22,530 I didn't know you was on the bus, sir. I'm just collecting my bags. 1064 01:15:22,630 --> 01:15:24,810 I won't be a minute, sir. Right. 1065 01:15:24,910 --> 01:15:29,490 There you are, Padre. I nearly forgot my umbrella. 1066 01:15:29,590 --> 01:15:30,960 Goodbye, Mr Crout. 1067 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:36,050 You lot will be back, don't worry. And Heaven help you when you are! 1068 01:15:36,150 --> 01:15:40,530 Careful what you say, my man - you're a public servant. 1069 01:15:40,630 --> 01:15:44,160 I'll have you. I'll... Shut up! I'm talking. 1070 01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:52,050 Well, goodbye, Knight. Goodbye, Price. 1071 01:15:52,150 --> 01:15:55,130 Don't let me see you here again. Goodbye, Lane. 1072 01:15:55,230 --> 01:15:57,650 Cheerio, Governor. Goodbye, Padre. Goodbye. 1073 01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:00,050 Thanks for all you've done. Don't mention it. 1074 01:16:00,150 --> 01:16:03,440 Now, I must find my welfare group. 1075 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,810 I think Crout had me rumbled. I'll keep out of the way. 1076 01:16:08,910 --> 01:16:10,360 See you on the train. 1077 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:17,440 Here, Lennie, cop one of these. 1078 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,650 Soapy Stevens! 1079 01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:46,240 SOAPY STEVENS!! 1080 01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:22,920 I understand the Governor's meeting us and will take us to the prison. 1081 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,650 GOT YOU! I KNEW I RECOGNISED YOU. 1082 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:30,730 UP TO YOUR LARKS AGAIN, HUH?! 1083 01:17:30,830 --> 01:17:33,080 What on earth do you think you're doing?! 1084 01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:38,330 I beg your pardon, sir. Are you taking the mickey? 1085 01:17:38,430 --> 01:17:43,200 What do you mean? Where's Stevens? You're hiding him. 1086 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:51,570 I saw him come on the station. 1087 01:17:51,670 --> 01:17:55,360 You wanna watch him, he's always like that with clerical vicars! 1088 01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,050 My dear Patterson, what on earth is going on? 1089 01:17:59,150 --> 01:18:04,530 This madman suddenly and violently assaulted me from behind. 1090 01:18:04,630 --> 01:18:06,410 What the devil do you mean by it?! 1091 01:18:06,510 --> 01:18:09,250 Sir, one of these men is an imposter 1092 01:18:09,350 --> 01:18:12,490 It's Soapy Stevens. I knew him at Parkhurst, sir. He's a con man. 1093 01:18:12,590 --> 01:18:13,770 What are you talking about?! 1094 01:18:13,870 --> 01:18:17,730 He's a crook. They're all crooks! 1095 01:18:17,830 --> 01:18:20,290 My dear Patterson, what can I say? 1096 01:18:20,390 --> 01:18:22,570 This man's shown signs before. 1097 01:18:22,670 --> 01:18:25,930 Kindly go to the bus and leave me to deal with him. 1098 01:18:26,030 --> 01:18:28,440 Certainly, Governor. Come, gentlemen. 1099 01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:35,970 Well, Mr Crout? 1100 01:18:36,070 --> 01:18:39,050 I'll collect my luggage, sir. I should! 1101 01:18:39,150 --> 01:18:41,130 And, Crout... 1102 01:18:41,230 --> 01:18:44,960 ..it'd be best for all of us if you sent it back to where it came from! 1103 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,210 Cheerio, Crout. Ta-ra, Crouty. 1104 01:18:49,310 --> 01:18:53,800 Arrivederci, Crouty. Put your hat on! 1105 01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:00,490 Porter! You, come here. 1106 01:19:00,590 --> 01:19:03,290 What's wrong with this train? 1107 01:19:03,390 --> 01:19:05,440 Oh, Gorblimey! 1108 01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:18,090 No sign of him. 1109 01:19:18,190 --> 01:19:21,770 Dodger, Soapy's definitely not on the train. 1110 01:19:21,870 --> 01:19:24,080 Well, he'll have to get the next one. 1111 01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:29,280 Can I see your ticket, please? 1112 01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:36,810 It's the law! Coming down the train. Act natural. They can't have tumbled. 1113 01:19:36,910 --> 01:19:39,010 Unless they got Soapy. 1114 01:19:39,110 --> 01:19:43,010 Even if they got old Soapy he'd never squeal. 1115 01:19:43,110 --> 01:19:44,930 No, he wouldn't. 1116 01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:46,930 No, old Soapy wouldn't. 1117 01:19:47,030 --> 01:19:50,210 Soapy's all right, isn't he? Yeah, not Soapy. 1118 01:19:50,310 --> 01:19:52,920 Yeah, Soapy's... 1119 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,610 Up on the roof, Lennie. But we're moving. You're mad! 1120 01:19:57,710 --> 01:20:02,080 Why don't you go? It's never you, it's always me. 1121 01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:10,640 Dodge! 1122 01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:13,680 All right? 1123 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,280 Come on, then. 1124 01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:29,250 Lennie! 1125 01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:31,570 Stay up there and relax till I give you the office. 1126 01:20:31,670 --> 01:20:32,670 Relax?! 1127 01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,810 Excuse me, are you both for London? 1128 01:20:44,910 --> 01:20:47,210 Yeah, that's right. 1129 01:20:47,310 --> 01:20:49,910 TRAIN WHISTLE 1130 01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:57,130 Travel warrant. Huntleigh Prison. 1131 01:20:57,230 --> 01:20:59,210 10 am this morning. 1132 01:20:59,310 --> 01:21:01,120 Well, that certainly lets them out. 1133 01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:06,930 Well, I must say, you've got the perfect alibi! 1134 01:21:07,030 --> 01:21:09,120 That's what we've got all right! 1135 01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:20,730 Oi, Lennie! Come down now. 1136 01:21:20,830 --> 01:21:23,570 Have they gone? Give us the bag down first. 1137 01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:24,670 Hang on. 1138 01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:31,160 All yours, Dodge. TRAIN WHISTLE 1139 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:34,720 JELLY! 1140 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,770 That wasn't the mail train, was it? 1141 01:21:41,870 --> 01:21:43,560 No, it wasn't. 1142 01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:56,530 What are we gonna do now, Dodger? 1143 01:21:56,630 --> 01:21:58,640 Change at Clapham Junction. 1144 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:19,610 And now, the ancient and sacred ceremony 1145 01:22:19,710 --> 01:22:24,530 of weighing His Sublime Highness against stones of great worth. 1146 01:22:24,630 --> 01:22:25,840 My Lord Treasurer... 1147 01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:40,840 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 81231