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[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kim Kardashian] Previously
on The Kardashians...

- I sold a movie to Netflix.
- That's amazing!

[Sarah Meyer Michaelson]
That's incredible!

[Kim] People are like,
"Why do you work so much?"

Like, okay, yeah, that's my vice.
How 'bout let me do what I wanna do.

You do you, I'll do me.

[Kylie Jenner]
It's Fashion Week!

[Kendall Jenner] I really
love alone time with Kylie.

I think we're both pretty busy,

so when we get to have
these one-on-one moments,

it's always really special.

Oh, look, True, it's in my lap.

Breaking news guys, I
am leaving Hidden Hills,

but I'm not gonna go far

because Kourtney could
be in labor any day now.

She's ready to pop.

♪ Check it out ♪

Khloé did not come when
she heard it was...

She needs to get out
and live her life.

All arrows are pointing
towards misery.

I am a rigid mother-[bleep].

[♪ dramatic theme music plays]

[birds cawing]

[♪ "Bet You Like It" by
Vanacore Music playing]

♪ What you know about that? ♪

♪♪

♪ I bet you like
it like that, huh ♪

[Khloé Kardashian]
Let's check on Kourt.

I know. That's such
a cute picture.

[Khloé] Maybe she'll see yours.

You know, she never
answers for me these days.

What? I feel like I talk to her
a hundred million times a day.

[FaceTime ringing]

[Kourtney Kardashian
Barker] [over phone] Hi.

- What a [bleep] snake.
- [Kim] Hey.

[Kourtney] My phone
is not on loud.

I'm trying to, like, breastfeed
and just saw this pop up.

- How's the babe?
- [Kourtney] He's perfect.

Kourtney had her baby last
month and we're all so excited.

[Kourtney] I'm,
like, multitasking.

Multitasking at its finest.

Kourtney's loving being a mom.

A mom times four
is, like, the best.

I'm just so happy for her.

This is, like, all she's
wanted for so, so long.

Can you believe you
are a mom of four?

Yeah, a mom of four.

Sometimes I'm like, "Damn, I
wish I could do it all over."

The one thing I would do is
be s-so strict from the start.

- What do you mean? With your diet or...?
- With a... With rules.

And bou... And, like,
strict with the kid.

Are we well?

I'm not saying right now.

- He's zero.
- No, you could still start.

I'm doing, like, where
you stay home for 40 days.

You're staying home for 40 days.

- And 40 nights.
- [Kourtney] And 40 nights.

In many different cultures,
women don't leave the house

after having a baby for 40 days to
let your body have that time to heal.

And beyond that, I'm really
into attachment parenting.

I really don't
separate from him.

I love being at home right now.

Like, my time is dedicated
to taking care of my baby

and bonding with him.

Then you're gonna go to a rave.

[Kourtney] [over phone] No, I
just feel like I don't wanna

even go anywhere still.

Welcome to my daily life.

I haven't had a baby and
I'm still doin' the 40 days.

[Kourtney] You should
see what I do all day.

I watch these YouTubes where
it's, like, Christmas scenes

- with Christmas songs.
- [Khloé] Oh, my God.

Wait, do you feel like you're gonna
make it to the Christmas Eve party?

[Kourtney] I haven't really decided.
I just wanna see how I'm feeling.

Normally, I plan the
Christmas Eve party.

I do everything. I'm
super detailed about it.

But this year, because
I'm a new mommy,

I have given Christmas
Eve over to Kim.

Alright, well... think
I'm gonna go back

to my blissful baby bubble.

Oh, sorry to pop
it for a second.

- Unless you guys have anything else.
- No, we're good. Toodles.

- Bye, guys.
- [Khloé] Love you.

- Love you. Bye.
- [Kourtney] Love you.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

- [Tatum Thompson] Wow.
- [Khloé] Wow! You got it?

[Dream Kardashian] It's
wider than that one.

Good job, Tutu.

For some reason, I keep getting
dissected and scrutinized

for being "too mommy".

Like, "You spend too
much time with your kids.

You never wanna be social,
you don't have any friends."

But, for me, I genuinely feel
like I was made to be a mom,

and there's no other place I would
rather be than here with my kids.

- Pasta!
- [chuckles] Pasta.

There's gonna be a
time that my kids

are gonna wanna choose
their friends over me.

And right now, when I have the
opportunity and the privilege

of having dinner with
my kids every night,

I'm gonna take
advantage of that.

In 15 years, my kids
are never gonna be like,

"I really wish you worked more."

"I really... 'Member that time
that you were at work late?"

They're gonna be like, "Why
the [bleep] weren't you there?"

- Here's a small broccoli.
- No.

No, thank you.

I know that everyone is rooting for me
and wants me to go out and, and party.

[Kim] [over phone] I
wish you were here.

I want you to know, you
don't leave the house,

you're not gonna meet anyone.

I don't feel like the
12-hour trip to Paris

- was gonna... much was...
- That's the funnest part.

You meet someone,
you get excited.

In 12 hours? I could barely
get my [bleep] wet in 12 hours.

And trust me, when I
get an urge to go out,

or be seen, or be in the
streets, I know how to do it.

I've done it way longer
than half you hoes.

- [Tatum babbles]
- Camera.

- Say, "Hi."
- Hi.

True? Are you eating
or just drinking?

- I need to drink.
- [Khloé] I need you to eat.

- [sipping]
- [Tatum coos]

Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm gonna
take this until you eat some.

My sisters and I, we all
have different households.

We raise our kids
differently. I'm not judging.

If everyone's happy and healthy
and great, then wonderful.

But my type of parenting is we
do everything by a schedule.

Like, my kids do love the
s-security, if you will,

of knowing, "Okay,
after I take a bath,

"I know it's time to
get in my pajamas,

and lay in bed, and
watch TV with my mommy."

Like, it works for
me and my family.

[Tatum coughs]

So, you know I'm leaving
to go to Aspen with Lovie

and your aunties.

- Lovie.
- Lovie.

- When are you coming back?
- I'm coming back in a couple days

- and we're gonna go s-skiing.
- [Tatum] Wow!

Wow!

- Lovie.
- Lovie.

This trip is just adults.

- Lovie.
- Lovie.

- [Tatum coughs]
- Nice.

After Christmas and New Year's,

my family and I are gonna
go on a family trip to Aspen

and to have family
time and, like, no kids

and be with one
another and just enjoy.

[♪ "Let Me See You Dance"
by Vanacore Music playing]

It is dance party tonight, so...

Go Taytay! Go Taytay!

- ♪ Don't stop 'til ya drop ♪
- Yeah! Work it out.

Work it!

Listen, my kids are
six and almost two.

Who knows, in two or
three years if I'm like,

"Okay, I need more
of a social..."

I don't know, but right now,
this is what makes me happy

and this is where my
heart wants to be.

♪ Da, da-da-da ♪

♪ Da, da-da-da ♪

[all cheering]

- [thunder rumbles]
- [rain pouring]

[♪ remixed Christmas
music playing]

Okay, so, when the
guests come in...

- [Kim] Mm-hmm.
- They'll all be guided.

Is music gonna be playing?

- [assistant] The carolers.
- [Mindy Weiss] Yeah,

we have the carolers in here.

- In here?
- [Mindy] Yeah.

I'm in the middle of
planning Christmas Eve

with Mindy Weiss,

the official Kardashian-Jenner
party planner.

I think this is most similar to
what that's gonna look like flocked.

As long as it just
looks like white snow,

like those pictures, even if it's
real snow coming in on the day.

I just have a full
white Christmas vision.

So, my other idea was either,
like, the winter wonderland

or cover the whole house to
look like gingerbread houses.

Oh, my God, I haven't
seen any of this.

Hi, guys.

It looks amazing.

[Mindy] And this is our
big gingerbread house.

- Amazing.
- Right? And then the star drape...

The star night is everything.

[Mindy] The starry night,
it will all light up.

[Kim] So cool.

And then, we're gonna fill up
the tree with presents tonight,

- right?
- [assistant] Yes.

'Kay, 'cause I wanna fill it
all with the white presents.

Oh, the wrapping paper.

Kim kinda sets the
bar really high,

which has really made
us a lot more creative,

but competitive.

The last few years,
my mom just copies

what I do the year before,

but changes the color.

Mine is always better.

I always like to do
recycled wrapping paper.

[Khloé] Kim's ridiculous.
Her wrapping this year.

I mean, they were [bleep] cotton
jersey T-shirts, like, s...

Whatever you're trying to
claim, you're recycling?

But it was better than the year
she used Velcro for everything.

I think the best wrapping paper
is between me and Kendall.

Always. Period.

I'm not competitive about shit,

I just know that my
wrapping is the best.

[Mindy] And this is our
way to our sled slope.

[Kim] Fun!

So, there will be
snow in the front?

[Mindy] We're hoping.

It is starting to,
like, pour in LA.

Torrential rains,

and if it's raining this
close up to Christmas Eve,

there's no way that they
can bring in the real snow

and that would ruin
our whole party.

So, it's very frustrating.

I am just praying because
if it rains, we're [bleep].

[thundering]

As much as I want there
to be rain in California,

this is just... I gotta think
of something else, like, fast.

So, I'm freaking out.

[♪ dramatic music plays]

[♪ remixed Christmas
music playing]

[Kim] Oh, my God,
this looks amazing.

The party is about to start.
It's gonna be so amazing.

[Mindy] And it looks
like the rain's stopping.

[Kim] Thank God.

We had no rain issues.

It is a full winter
wonderland here.

[♪ "Russian Dance" by Pyotr
Ilyich Tchaikovsky playing]

This is amazing.

Mindy and her team really
exceed my expectations.

[♪ remixed Christmas
music playing]

♪♪

[Khloé] We are at our
annual Christmas Eve party

and we are so excited.

I mean, this is literally what we
look forward to all year round.

[♪ "Living My Best Life Everyday"
by Vanacore Music playing]

♪♪

Christmas Eve is
such a special night.

Our friends are here, family's here,
and it's just the best night ever.

[Kim] It's honestly
such an amazing night.

Our kids are running
around everywhere.

I'm sledding with
Paris, like we do.

Babyface and Wanyá from
Boyz II Men and Tank

are gonna perform.

It's just so much fun.
We're dancing all night.

We're eating the best food.

- [♪ soft piano music playing]
- [Kris Jenner] Cute.

I've never missed
a Christmas Eve

and because I'm a new mom,

I almost thought about
missing Christmas Eve,

but I felt like it would
be really important

for all of our kids
to be there with them

and have that memory.

[Kim] I mean, the best
part of these parties

is just that my
whole family's here,

and it's a memory that
we all have together.

We get super dressed up.
It's super fancy. We love it.

And we just have such
a good time together.

I love Christmas. It's
so special, so important.

We all turn into 4-year-olds.

We all believe in Santa.

I love the memories
that we make.

We feel so special, so lucky.
And we're all together.

Doesn't get any
better than that.

[♪ "I Defy Gravity" by Vanacore
Music ft. Suedecouch playing]

[producer] They're
coming out now.

[greeting each other]

[indistinct chatter]

- 'Kay. 'Kay.
- [crew member] Just havin' fun.

[crew member] Like you
came over to make pasta.

[Kylie] We're here today
shooting a little video for 818

and Kendall, of course, called
me because I'm a master chef.

Hey guys, welcome to 818, as
we like to cleverly call it.

I am so excited.

Today we're gonna make the
cutest pasta of all time

with my sister, Kylie.

I love cooking. I
cook for my kids.

It brings me so much joy.

So, I'm here to help my sister.

She is a way better cook than
me, so I figured I'd invite her.

But this is the moment that
we've all been waiting for.

[Kendall] No, I don't
know if that's the truth.

Everyone's been asking for
you to have a cooking show.

- No, that's not true.
- Yes!

No. I don't... I
appreciate the lies.

You know, Kendall, we've
all seen the cucumber.

[Kris] Be careful, 'cause I cut...
I nicked myself the other day.

- I know, I'm kinda scared.
- [Kris] There you go.

Kendall's the best sous chef

and helps me for the past
two years on Thanksgiving.

I'm gonna cry.
That is so nice.

No, you really are.

We thought we ruined
Christmas this year,

- but we did not.
- Oh, that's true. That is true.

- The truth of the matter...
- And that wasn't sous chef.

- That was me and you, 50/50.
- We were 50/50.

And if a-anyone wants to know the
results of what happened on Christmas,

we kind of documented
a little bit.

[Kylie] First time making Beeshee.
We have no idea what we're doing.

My sisters describe Beeshee
as, like, an Armenian pancake.

[sings] ♪ We're
making beeshee ♪

Honestly, I've never liked the
family beeshee, you know this.

- [Kendall] Mm-hmm.
- I had, like, two servings of our beeshee.

I'm like, "This is what"

- "it's supposed to taste like?"
- We killed it. We definitely killed it.

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Like, fluffy and just, like, mm.

We blew Kourtney's
beeshee outta the water.

- Yeah.
- Let's be honest.

- Yeah.
- Ours was incredible.

- And I think we're gonna...
- People are still talking about it.

[Kourtney] Every Christmas Eve,
I am responsible for making

my grandma's famous
beeshee recipe.

My grandmother taught
me how to make beeshee.

I'm the only one that she
taught in our whole family.

She's no longer with us,

but I know that she's very
proud of my beeshee skills.

There's not a chance
that Kendall and Kylie,

who have never met my grandma
and never had a lesson from her,

could make beeshee
better than me.

Oh, my God, were you there

when she said there was
a hair in her beeshee?

I am here to report that
Kendall and Kylie's beeshee

had a hair in it this morning.

Really serious.

She looks up at me and she goes,

"Kendall, Kylie, there's
a hair in my beeshee!"

And she pulls it out, and we're like,
"That's your recipe, babe. It's not ours."

For a fact.

There's no way that there was
a hair found in my beeshee.

Like, that's ridiculous.

- This is really delicious. Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- This was so much fun.
- It was.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

- [Khloé] And the hands hug.
- [Saint West] This is a hand hug.

- Well, that I like. That's a...
- Okay, but try this. Just like this.

- That's a hand romance.
- And then go...

No, no, don't open your
fingers and just go hug.

[Khloé] Be careful of
your mom's shoulder.

Yeah. Hand hug.

My snugly...

bugly... boo!

[Saint giggles]

Ow! You almost
broke my nose, dude.

'Kay, tell Koko you
love her one more time.

- I love you.
- Oh, my goodness!

- [Saint] Peace out!
- [Khloé] Love you!

[Kim] Khloé has really
been pissing me off lately,

so we're going to Aspen and I just
wanna get some things off my chest

and really talk to her and just
clear the air before we go.

Well, I have a bone
to pick with you.

What now?

Just about your
delivery on things.

- [sighs] 'Kay.
- The other day when you called me

and asked me if you
can do Chi's hair,

I don't know if condescending's the
word, but you're very, like, shaming.

Like, "Can I do Chi's
hair? Do you mind?"

And you're like, "'Cause her hair
has, like, so much product in it."

And I'm just like,
"I know. Mm-hmm."

I had a really hard week,
so I said to my mom,

"Can you please watch
my two little ones?

I'll send them over, and can
you get them ready for school?"

Chicago put in this hair gel in
her hair on the way out the door.

And I was like,
"Honestly, who cares?"

My mom can slick her hair in a
ponytail, put it in a br... Who cares?

So, Khloé FaceTimes
me and is like,

"I had to go over to Mom's and
help her get your kids ready

and Chicago's hair,
the hair gel."

You were calling to
not really ask me

if you could do her hair,
but to let me know...

- [Khloé] No, I actually wanted to know...
- that, that her hair wasn't washed

- and it was, and it was gross.
- If you don't care if I do...

Next time, I will not ask you
and I'll just do the hair.

- [Kim] Just do it. Yeah.
- But if also...

Then if I do it, you're gonna
say, "Why'd you touch that?"

[Kim] That was an
extremely hard week.

[Khloé] Oh, I thought
you were gonna say...

And you were like, "Do
you mind if I do her hair

'cause it's nasty."

All I said was, "Do you mind
if I do Chicago's hair?"

'Cause I didn't know if...
You are very particular.

I know her hair looks shitty.
Thank you for reminding me...

- Wow.
- That I didn't have the time

to do her [bleep] hair one
night before bed and wash it.

What are we talking about here?

I actually thought we were good.

I did Chi's hair, then I
took the kids to school,

and, like, that was really it.

I had no idea she was
holding onto this.

It sounds like you're dealing
with a bunch of your own bullshit

and you decided...
Like, harvest this

and build up all this
animosity towards me

when this is a you
[bleep] problem.

I swear you just wanna project
whatever you're going through on...

and take it out on me,

and I could handle it
but only for so long.

I'm not gonna be here all day,

so if you need to slap
me or something, do it.

[♪ dramatic music plays]

- [Kim] I know it looked shitty.
- [Khloé] I wasn't trying to shame you.

I really was trying to help you
and do your daughter's hair,

and if you think I'm shaming
you, why would I shame you?

For not having the time to
wash her hair the night before.

No. That's your own insecurity.
I never said anything about that.

[mimicking] "I would've
never let my kid go to bed

- "with hair gel."
- But I never said that.

- Did I ever say that?
- But it's the tone. It's just the tone.

Maybe you wouldn't have
such a stick up your ass

over hair gel if you lived
your life a little bit.

Like, it's just crazy.

Interact with other human beings

besides the children and
your family all day long.

We're great. I know.

But you need some other
human interaction.

You need to live your life.

- [softly] Wow.
- You have the world at your fingertips,

but you won't go see the world.

You won't let
yourself go out there

to find someone or even,
like, a group of friends,

like the lifers, like,
try to pull you in...

- I went out.
- But you walked in...

"Good night. You wanna
see Allison's house?"

And it's, like, her big
party, and it doesn't matter,

but you were like, "Allison, say
hi to True. Say hi to Tatum..."

- It was...
- She asked who I was talking to.

[Kim] She was, like, so
excited that you were there

and then you were
like, "I gotta go."

- "I have a schedule."
- I was vibing.

"This one went to bed at this
time. This one went to bed..."

Feel I was talking to everyone

- the whole night.
- No, I know.

But it was, like, little
things where I'm just like,

"Be present."

It's like The Whale. The
guy won't leave his house

- 'cause he's, ya know...
- I'm Brendan Fraser?

I'm just saying... I don't
know why that came to mind.

Oh, I thought you were gonna
say I look like a whale.

I'm like, "What?"

You don't realize that you
sometimes have a stick up your ass

and it's, like,
sometimes you're like,

"God she just needs
to get [bleep]."

- M-Maybe. Who knows?
- [Kim] Like, you just need

to get away from your kids,
for one... a pure getaway,

not dinner FaceTiming them, walking
and showing 'em a house tour.

Like, talk about mom shaming. What
the [bleep] are you doing to me?

It's just reverse mom shaming.

You're shaming me for
being a helicopter mom

or whatever you wanna call me, and
you're claiming I'm shaming you

for not being more of a strict parent or
whatever you're claiming at this point,

that you're not
brushing Chi's hair,

which, obviously, you
brush Chicago's hair,

there was just a
lotta [bleep] gel.

You have, like, no... You're
just, like, fine in Hidden Hills.

Your kids rule your life.

[mimics] "I have a schedule.
I have somewhere to be."

It's crazy.

[Khloé] My sisters always
say, like, I'm so rigid

or I have such a strict
schedule with my kids.

I don't think I have
such a strict schedule.

I just have a schedule.

Like, we have a time to wake up,
so we can get ready for school,

do hair, breakfast.

Then after school we normally have,
like, an extracurricular activity.

We do have dinner
around 6:00, 6:30.

It's not like, "If you're
not at dinner at 6:01,

you're disciplined."

Like, I don't, I don't
know what she thinks.

Why are we constantly nitpicking
what I do in my personal house

if I'm not asking you guys
to live the same life?

Can't we all just be...

I don't know, like,
the moms we wanna be?

- [laughing]
- Think whatever you want.

Laugh as much as you want
about me. I don't give a shit.

- Get it out.
- I feel bad for you.

Hm... 'Kay.

Live your [bleep]
life! Get out!

If this is, like, the start of what
the Aspen trip's gonna be like,

I don't wanna
[bleep] be involved.

I don't even wanna go on
this [bleep] trip with you

'cause all you're
gonna do is pick on me.

[Kim chuckles]

[Khloé] Honestly, you're such
a bitch these days to me.

[Kim] I mean, she doesn't
wanna go to Aspen now?

Grow the [bleep] up.
That's, like, so ridiculous.

- [door shuts]
- [♪ dramatic music plays]

[♪ "Keep It Movin'"
by Halo Sol playing]

♪ Did it, done it ♪

♪ We're movin' on up ♪

♪ Push the limit ♪

♪ Get it, get it ♪

♪ Keeps gettin' better ♪

♪ Rock it together like ♪

♪ Get up on your feet now ♪

- ♪ Don't stop ♪
- ♪ Chasin' the sun ♪

- ♪ Full speed ahead like a rocket ♪
- ♪ Can't stop ♪

- Hi guys. Shh.
- [dog barking]

I love that I live
so close to my kids.

It's really great to be
able to pop in when I want

see the kids when I want.

- [Kourtney] Hi, Mom.
- Hi. Let me see.

He wants to go upstairs.

Oh, he does? Is that
what he's saying?

- He said, "I wanna go upstairs."
- Okay.

- Aww.
- [Rocky crying]

- Takin' the elevator up.
- [Kris] I'll grab the stairs.

Hi, guys.

These are cute.

Kourtney, look at these.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kourtney] So, I'm doing
a fitting for the Emmys.

Travis, he's performing,
I think, opening the show

to, like, a Phil Collins song.

- Oh, just opening the...
- [Kourtney] It's quick.

- Emmys. No big deal.
- It's quick.

So, like, we're there,
we're in and out.

I don't think we're even
gonna stay and watch

'cause of my
breastfeeding schedule.

For the past two months,

I've loved being at home with
the baby and I don't wanna leave.

I'm starting to get a bit of anxiety
about going back into the world.

So, I still have 10 pounds if I care
to get back to my pre-pregnancy weight.

- So, I said maybe some...
- [Kris] Of course, you care.

- [Kourtney] ...baggy suits.
- [Kris] This is cool.

I care to get back
but I'm breastfeeding,

so I'm taking my time

and they say to keep
your vagina intact...

you should not jump or
run for, like, six months.

Well, you can have prolapse,

which is where your vagina
can, like, fall out, I think.

Supposedly, there's things you
can do to keep it up there.

[Kris] That makes sense.
You should do Pilates.

[Kourtney] So, I'm
doing Pilates tomorrow.

- [Kris] Ooh, that's amazing.
- Yeah, I've just been walking.

So, we're doing the Emmys

- and then...
- I love this.

Did I tell you I'm going
to Australia for a month?

- Is that already happening?
- [Kourtney] Yeah.

Travis has toured this
year with Blink-182

and they are going to Australia

for the whole month of February.

Our baby will be
three months old.

But it was kind of always my
plan to bring him and go on tour.

So, here we are.

- To the Emmys.
- Oh, my gosh. Look at that body.

- You're killing it.
- [Kourtney] Isn't that crazy?

- [Kris] Huh?
- Isn't that crazy...

how they can do that
with this corset?

It's crazy how the
body snaps back.

- [exhales]
- Can you breathe?

- No, but I can't breathe when...
- [Kris] Doesn't she look great?

My boobs are humongous and
filled with milk and veins.

[chuckles] Lovely.

My priority is not bouncing back

and getting my
body back in shape

like it has been in the past.

I remember after having Mason

that it used to be a really
big thing to talk about

how soon can you bounce back

and everyone would
do magazine covers.

I did a magazine
cover in a bikini,

and stressing myself out
to eat a certain diet.

This time, I'm really just
all about nourishing my body

and eating the best foods
to keep up my milk supply.

So, I think it's gotta be a suit
'cause dresses... I'm too...

Yeah, I think the Saint Laurent
suit is the perfect choice.

- Makes perfect sense.
- [Kourtney] Yeah.

[Kris] Have you decided if you
wanna come to Aspen with us?

I don't think I can. Like, I
just think it's a lot for me.

Well, you could bring...

your boobs and a nanny.

I don't really have,
um... a nanny yet.

- That can travel.
- Well, no. I just... I've literally

- been on my own.
- [Kris] Yeah.

Also, he hasn't flown
yet. I don't know.

Travis is, like,
protective over the baby

and so, even when we walk,
like, down the street,

he's like, "Bring security.
There's loose dogs

and there's coyotes and there's
mountain lions and whatever."

I know. I wouldn't go walk around
with no security if I had a baby.

So, I think he feels the same way about
me getting on a plane without him...

- Yeah, I get it. Yeah.
- For the first flight.

I'm definitely not gonna
make it to Aspen this year.

It's too soon. I
don't feel like going.

I'm breastfeeding.
I can't ski.

I don't wanna be away from the baby
and it's... just feels too much.

I get it.

Um, I'm gonna finish my fitting.

Alright, send me a
picture of the suit.

- [Kourtney] 'Kay.
- Okay. You look great.

- [Kourtney] Thank you.
- [Kris] Like, wow.

[♪ "Just So Sweet" by
Vanacore Music playing]

♪ This is where we set it off ♪

- ♪ Now stop ♪
- ♪ Three, two, one ♪

♪ Bring in the drums ♪

♪ We gon' turn up the fun ♪

♪ Dance with the queen ♪

♪ Go get it ♪

♪ Go, go, go get it ♪

♪ Go get it ♪

♪ Go, go, go get it, get it ♪

♪ Go get it, get it ♪

♪ So bad that it's
just so sweet ♪

- [Khloé] Hi.
- [Kim] Hey.

I wasn't sure if I was
actually gonna go on this trip

'cause Kim is being a
petty, little bitch.

But I just didn't want
Kim and her bad attitude

and her negativity
and bitchiness

to, like, take away this trip
from me and the rest of my family

and me hanging out
with everybody else.

[Kris] Good morning!

[Kim] We're going to Aspen.
Khloé's here. Life is good.

I can't believe she showed up. I
honestly can't believe Kylie showed up.

[Kylie] I am very excited.

I've been wanting to
go to Aspen this year.

I try to snowboard
at least once a year

and I'm just feeling
blessed to be around family.

- What's the holdup?
- [Kim] Are we taking off soon?

So, the Captain said
there's gonna be about

a 30-minute delay here on the
ground, uh, because weather in Rifle.

[airplane engine whirring]

[Kendall] How far is
Grand Junction from Aspen?

- [Kris] It's a three-hour drive.
- [Kylie] What?

[captain] Two hours and 40
minutes. Yeah. Grand Junction...

[Kris] It's a, at least, a
three-hour drive with the snow.

- [captain] Yeah.
- [Kylie] I don't think that's safe.

I don't like to
drive in the snow.

- I don't.
- [Kendall] I think we're gonna be

- perfectly fine. The other only...
- Well, last time I was in Aspen,

there were three crashes

- just around on the streets.
- We're gonna be fine.

My assistant crashed,
my security crashed.

[Khloé] Okay, let's not
talk about crashing.

I'm just saying I don't wanna
drive three hours in the snow.

Kylie's anxiety is kicking
in and I totally understand.

You know, there's a lot of
moving pieces right now.

[airplane engine roaring]

[captain] I-I think the best bet
is let me launch to Grand Junction

and let me see what that
weather's looking like.

- But on the way to Grand Junction...
- [Kris] You could call?

[captain] I c... I'll-I'll-I'll be checkin'
it the whole... just like I am now.

[Kendall] But are you positive
we could land at Grand Junction?

- [captain] Oh, 100% right now, yeah.
- [Kendall] Oh, okay, so then

let's just go.

I'm really good with
flying. I am now.

I wasn't in the past,
a few years ago.

I've gotten much better.

But I am having
a lot of anxiety.

- [Khloé] Kylie, why would you say that?
- [crosstalk]

No, that's worse that you
would put it out there.

[Khloé] That's a
terrible thing to say.

Yes. You're not supposed
to speak it into existence.

I'm just not comfortable right now
and I'm thinking about my kids.

I'm maybe dramatic, but I feel
like something isn't safe.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[airplane engine roaring]

[Kim] Everything's
gonna be fine.

[Khloé] I think someone
should go tell the guy then.

If Kylie needs to go, tell him.

[Khloé] So, go tell him.
I'm saying we're moving.

The minute Kylie says, "Turn the
plane around. I wanna get off,"

I know she's serious,

and I know the anxiety
is overwhelming

and I don't think anything
is gonna change her mind

because now she's
really worried.

I know Kylie since
the day she was born

and I'm not
discrediting her panic.

[Kris] Bye.

- [Khloé] Ky, I love you.
- [Kim] Feel better.

[Kendall] I don't know
why she does this,

but it's also part
of a pattern for her.

She's done this many,
many, many times.

[Kendall] I think she just thinks
she can get away with whatever.

[airplane roaring]

Ju... I-I think you
should just come with us.

Nothing bad is gonna happen.

[Kim] But it's
always like this.

Everyone always... It's
always [bleep] like this.

I know the other girls are
frustrated, but it's one of my babies.

Of course, I'm gonna understand
and not get mad at her.

I wan... I don't want
her to feel anxious.

She's just saying... Just...

So, if you can find a ride here, it
would be nice for you to join us.

[Khloé] Why don't you
just hang up the phone?

She's not getting on.
And let's just move on.

- [Kris] Okay. Alright.
- [Kim] And you're never getting

- your luggage back.
- [laughter]

[crosstalk]

I'm gonna wear your clothes!
I'm wearing your outfits!

- [crosstalk]
- I don't care. She can't get us now.

I hope you brought cute shit.

- I get first dibs.
- [Kim laughs]

[Khloé] What outfit am
I gonna wear tonight?

[Kris] Alright, we're
gonna take off soon.

Okay, bye.

[Khloé] This is gonna
be a great trip.

- [Kris] It is gonna be a great trip.
- It is, that's what I just said.

[Kris] I just hope she'll
figure it out, calm down,

and change her mind,
and join us in Aspen.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[airplane engine roaring]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kim] We made it to
Aspen, minus one.

It's, like, so ironic that we're
like, "Kylie never shows up."

Well... she technically didn't.

So, all four of you will ride

- on this vehicle.
- Perfect.

[Kim] She didn't
follow through.

But I still hope
that Kylie shows up.

Thank you.

[Kris] Oh, my gosh, you guys.

Kylie said, "Some of
those outfits on the plane

are my Paris stuff
from designers."

- Sorry.
- "I just took some in case for Aspen,

- "so I know they were kidding..."
- Nope.

"but make sure no one
actually wears anything

"because I won't be
able to get more outfits

- "in time for Paris."
- Let's go through it.

I'm definitely gonna wear

- and take pictures.
- Let's sabotage.

Let's undo the stitches, so when
she puts it on, it unravels.

- No, we are definitely wearing it.
- Just kidding.

- I'm... How is that possible? Kidding.
- [Kris] No, I know.

I just really can't believe Kylie
manages to get out of everything.

- She always does.
- [Kim] She always does.

[Kris] I know the girls
are upset and they're upset

because they wanted to
spend time with Kylie.

[Kendall] I definitely get really sad when
she kind of bails on things like this,

especially on this trip because
she's my only snowboarding buddy.

Everybody else skis, and we
grew up doing it together,

so a part of it, for sure, is
sadness for me of just like,

"Damn, I was excited."

[Kris] I'm not throwing
in the towel yet.

I have much hope and many prayers
going up that Kylie shows up in Aspen,

she changes her mind, and
she's gonna magically appear.

[♪ "Elevation" by
Gia Woods playing]

♪ Call it some
kinda mood swing ♪

Oh, my God. I love a log
cabin. This is so good.

Thank you. Thank you.

How cute. Look like
a big brown bear.

[Kris] Hi, babe.

- [Kim] Hi.
- [car honks]

How cute.

[Kendall] What a chalet.

[Khloé] That's what
this is called?

[Kendall] This is
so amazing. Wow.

[Kim] This really is so cute.

This house is like Ralph Lauren
on crack and I am obsessed.

- [Kendall] I love it.
- I'm so happy.

This house is stunning.

It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

And there's somebody in
the kitchen making dinner.

I mean, pinch me.

Khloé, do you want the master?

No, Mom, I don't need the
master. Ya silly goose.

- [Kim] This is cozy as can be.
- This is cozy and cute.

- We don't really talk about them.
- Sisters don't really do that.

Once she starts on a schedule,
it'll be right back up

in the annoying box in my brain.

Well, speakin' of that, I gotta
go eat 'cause I'm starving

and figure out my room and
unpack and do all that stuff.

[Kim] I'm also like a laying
in bed at night, TV kinda girl.

- [Khloé] Uh, [bleep] me too.
- [Kim] And this one doesn't have a TV.

Let's see if Kylie's
actually coming.

[FaceTime ringing]

She's 100% not gonna answer me.

This is a big bed, then
there's more this way.

- [FaceTime ringing]
- [Kim] She didn't answer.

Khlo, do you wanna share a room?

- Share a room?
- [♪ whimsical music playing]

- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
- [Khloé] No, no, no.

If that's what you wanna do, we
could share a room and wrestle.

So, there is something kind of great
about laying in bed and watching TV.

Keeks, I'm fine in the double
bed as well. I don't care.

I just wanna watch Gypsy Rose.

[Khloé] Let's eat!

Hell yeah.

A girl's hungry.

[Kendall] Noodles.

- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- Cucumbers.

Guys, can I tell you what
tragically happened to me?

It's really hard
for me... to grasp

and it happened overnight.

I cannot see. Like this?

I used to look at everything
here and now I have to go.

- [Kris] Oh.
- [Kim] And it's just happened overnight.

- That's so annoying.
- I think I can reverse this.

- [Kendall chuckles]
- No, I'm serious.

- I'm gonna eat t-tons of carrots...
- [Kendall] How so?

And I'm gonna do red light
therapy on my eyeballs

and open my eyes.

- Wait a minute.
- I don't think that's smart.

Who's gonna tell Kim that
carrots don't fix your eyesight?

It's called aging. She's
getting a bit older.

- [Kim] Wait a minute.
- [Kendall] Hm?

Let's put on Kylie's clothes

and post just to us
and our close friends.

- She will die. She will literally...
- [Khloé] That's the point, Mom.

- [Kim] Yeah, it's a joke.
- It's not to make her not die.

She's gonna be more upset.
She said she's losing...

- She's having a really hard time and...
- Doing what?

- [Kris] She felt unsafe.
- [Khloé] So, you're gonna leave

your whole family
and let them die?

[Kim] If you feel that unsafe,

- you'll beg and plead and cry...
- [Khloé] Right.

- For your family to get off the plane.
- Why would she leave her mom, her sisters?

But she's that
worried for herself?

If that's not a Leo, I
can't tell you who is.

We should at least sip and
have a toast or somethin'

- for th-those who made it.
- [Khloé] Sure.

We gotta pour somethin' out
for those who didn't make it.

- Cheers.
- Amen.

- ¡Arriba...
- [Corey Gamble] Cheers.

Abajo, al centro, al dentro!

Kim, are you gonna yell at
me if I FaceTime my daughter?

- Is this a trick?
- [Kendall] Why would she yell at you

for FaceTiming your daughter?

She doesn't like when
I FaceTime my kids.

We went to Allison's for dinner.

- Well, it was her...
- No, no, no.

This [bleep] bitch
brings her child with her

to Allison's birthday dinner.

There was no kids at dinner,

but I brought Saint
because he was having

a playdate with Dylan so that they
could be busy and stay upstairs.

[Khloé] And there was
seven other kids there.

And I'm sorry, I FaceTimed
my daughter to say goodnight.

And Kim cannot let it go.

That I can't go out without
being attached to my kids.

[mouthful] Live in the
moment. We walk in the door.

I... She called when
we were in the car.

No, she said, "Can I see
the house, where you are?"

I was by the front entry.
I wasn't in the party,

- and Kim...
- [Kim] No, you walked...

It was walking down the
stairs to the party.

The two steps, and then I hung
up and then everyone was there.

I just said like, "Babe,
live in the moment."

And then we were sitting there
and so, she's like, "We're..."

We waited one hour

- before we sat down.
- I know, and she's like, "We're on...

I'm on a schedule
here. I have to go."

- No, what did you say first?
- And I'm just like, "Stop, we're..."

[Khloé] Kim, what
did you say first?

- Kim said, "Can we eat?"
- [crosstalk]

She goes, "I'm
starving. Can we eat?"

And I go, "Yeah, you guys,
we're on a schedule here."

I am highly confused at what
I'm being punished for here.

Loving my kids too much?

Saying goodnight to my kids?

Them being on a schedule?

I would love for someone to
point out what the [bleep]

am I doing that's so
offensive and hurtful to her.

No, it was a little bit more like,
"I'm on a schedule here, I gotta go."

You see...

I love you and I
love a schedule,

but you walk in somewhere and
you're already ready to leave

- or you're already talking about leaving.
- No, no, no. I didn't bring that...

- How are you supposed to enjoy yourself...
- But I didn't bring that up...

- in the present moment?
- Until Kim said, "We've been here

an hour. Are we
gonna eat soon?"

- I was helping the party planners...
- So, why is it okay if she does it?

But I said...

[Kendall] That's different, being
there an hour and haven't eaten,

- that's different.
- Right. So, I piggybacked off of that.

So I go, "Yeah, guys,
we have a schedule."

Like, I was trying to
make her not sound crazy.

And then, one more time at the
table you were like, "Let's go."

- "Are we gonna go?"
- No, it was 9:30 and you said

- we'd be home by 9:30.
- [Kendall] Wanting to get the food out

because you're hungry,
if that's the case...

I don't have 24-hour care.

- [crosstalk]
- So, I had to tell my nannies

how much longer they
were gonna be there.

What are we even talking about?

Do you hear the [bleep]
conversation right now?

Shoot me, someone, 'cause
I committed a crime.

Like, are we okay?

I was just... It's not to
critique, it's just to say

- I felt... I just felt the energy...
- How is that not to critique?

- The whole thing is a critique.
- You never go out. I was so excited.

She came to a lifers dinner.

This is, like, they
were so excited.

Kim was antisocial. I'm
with all of her friends.

Antisocial? I'm
hanging out talking...

[Khloé] No, with your same
lifers. I was with new people.

I'm schmitzing, socializing.

- I was as with the people as I could be.
- And I am so proud of you.

Kim's just trying to be a bitch right now
and that's something Kim is so good at.

Like, if she wants to hurt you,
she will go for the jugular.

And it still wasn't
good enough for you.

[♪ tense music playing]

[Kim] I was just giving
you tips along the way

- that if you're out...
- [Khloé] But why don't you

- have to take the same tips?
- It doesn't have to be like,

"I'm on a schedule. Let's
go." 'Cause I didn't say that.

I'd go, "I'm starved. Are we
gonna start with the food?

It's been an hour, probably
an hour and a half."

[Khloé] And right
after the same...

- your sentence, I go, "Yeah."
- [crosstalk]

If what she's saying is true,

- the sentiment is different.
- [crosstalk]

The sentiment is, "I'm
hungry, let's get the food."

I wish you were there
to hear the sentiment

'cause no one else felt
that except for her.

No, I just was telling
you to live in the moment.

Because, like she said, the
sentiment was different.

You're making up the
[bleep] sentiment.

No, that's what I'm saying
is I think you're in denial.

- About what?
- About the sentiment.

- Mom?
- What?

- [Khloé] Chill.
- Oh.

Sometimes you don't...
you-you hardly go out.

So, when you do, you're just like,
"I gotta get back. I gotta get back."

I don't think you realize it.

Everyone's saying they're
hungry and you are more like,

"Yep, I gotta go. I'm on a schedule.
I... Let's eat, so I can get outta here."

That was more the energy,
so I was just telling you,

you might not realize it,
let's live in the moment.

I'm just wondering if you think

- you live in the moment.
- I do. You know,

and-and if I don't always
live in the moment,

then that's something
I have to work on.

- I was just saying...
- Feel like you love nitpicking me

and we did the exact same thing.

But anyways, I'm gonna
go FaceTime my daughter.

I hope that's okay with you.

And if not, can you tell me now so
you don't tell me when I'm done?

- Totally.
- [Khloé] So, if it's not okay...

- [Kim] No, no. I'd love you to.
- Tell me now.

- I'd love you to.
- No, because I don't want you to tell me

- later.
- Cheers to True.

Definitely not FaceTiming
around you guys.

So far, this trip is not getting
off to such a great start.

I should've left with Kylie.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Kim] Next on,
The Kardashians...

Woo!

[Kendall] What a beautiful
day. We got lucky, guys.

[Khloé] "Serious injuries
or death possible."

[Kendall] Khloé,
you can do it!

[bleep].

Attention, Target shoppers.

This is how you get
me back to work.

I am slowly crawling out
of my blissful baby bubble.

- Am I allowed to lay on here?
- [employee] Sure. Go for it.

- [all exclaim]
- Oh, my gosh.

- [True Thompson] [on phone] I love you!
- I love you!

- Here we go again.
- Bye.

Just 'cause you don't wanna
call your kids to say goodnight,

- I'm gonna call mine.
- I'm with my kids.

[bleep] off.

[Kris] I wanted to tell
you guys something.

I had my scan and this just
makes me really emotional,

but they found something.

[♪ soft music playing]

[♪ music fades out]

My family is super competitive,
I think, year-round,

but Christmastime is
a whole other type of

competitive nature that
no one's really ever seen.

Like, "Who decorated your house?"
"Well, who decorated your..."

Like, we all need a little
intel and like, "Oh, okay,"

and act like we don't care.

And then we're, like, in the car
immediately calling that person,

"Get over here and fix
my [bleep] lights."

Like, it gets dark.

And if I go to someone's house and
I see something, I'm like, "Okay."

And then I get it the
next day and I add it

and I act like it
was always there.

[bell tolls]