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so
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um
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nice river huh
yeah
you could use a few more of these out
west
this guy's a bone out there hello
hello
any sign of them
not yet
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well what
what's taking so long
running late i guess
still upriver
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that's great
it's just
great
you get anything from put in said they
left free and
clear i don't like
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should have been here it now
chief i had a problem gps has gone tits
up no
signal oh [ __ ]
i repeat maple one is down cold red
maple one is down what is going on
someone told me what the hell is going
on
get the helicopter in the air now get
those quote boats out there now go
go
i got no signal here
i need a phone
we're going to have to interrupt your
program at this point and take you to
our national desk for some breaking news
colin thank you robert just received a
report from northern quebec
so what's going on
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i don't know
i don't blow they gotta
they got a body they got a stretcher
okay christy just calm down okay tell me
what's going on this is probably this
it's not christ who what did they bring
in
the canoes
it's a
guide i don't even know we don't care
about the damn river guy tell us about
the boss i don't know
i don't know
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there has been no official comment from
authorities and we are still waiting for
a spokesman
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good evening there has been an accident
in northern quebec involving prime
minister mclaughlin there was a third
person on the boat
a female named of
manziel her body's yet to be recovered
and the prime minister he was airlifted
to fort rupert
condition
we're waiting
inform the whip and the house leader and
let me know when the cabinet has
assembled
i'll call rito and inform the governor
general the details are slow in coming
but what we can tell you at this point
is that emergency crews both land and
water have been
i have just been informed that matthew
mclaughlin our 23rd prime minister has
been pronounced dead on arrival at 1834
eastern standard time at the sacral
corps hospital in fort greek
the tragic accident that claimed his
life is presumed to have also taken the
life of madeleine manziel a prominent
ottawa lawyer
a spokesman for the prime minister's
office issued a statement expressing
profound sorrow and assuring the nation
that there will be a smooth transition
of power to mark levine the deputy prime
minister please convey to the governor
general that i'm ready
reluctant and sorrowful but
officially ready as yet there is no
comment from the prime minister's
immediate family
a family that is no stranger to tragedy
their daughter margaret died 10 years
ago
he is survived by julia his wife of 42
years
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he is also survived by his son thomas
who is currently serving with the world
court in the head i slaughtered 900
people
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if mr jackman was in fact a member of
the arms will you all please kindly shut
up
i will not be responding directly to
questions regarding our investigation i
can tell you we'll be undertaking a
comprehensive review of security
procedures and protocol i assure you
this review will be impartial it will be
intensive and it will yield answers
as of this moment our forensic
investigation team is on site this unit
will be led by sergeant lea collins an
11-year veteran with forensic tours in
kosovo afghanistan and haiti
figured it'd be you
got any photos
anything in situ
all right how about this woman this uh
man zell
the dive team is still searching
anything i should know about her
officially
she was christy berger's girlfriend
and unofficially
she was banging the big guy huh
and you just left them alone
i'm a romantic
jesus christ come on leah she was vetted
environmental lawyer a real tree hugger
type with nothing in her sheet and she
was the pm's request what am i gonna say
no right
what about this guy this uh jackman uh
he's hypothermic but he'll survive
the airlifted him the rupert
anything in his bg
degale give you that he's
he's the local stc
hey
i'm sunk here
well that's up to the review board but
if i were you i'd get a hobby
so i understand you know this river
guide jackman nothing much to tell
ex-army family guy two kids
not much money but he knew this river
yep
okay
jackman's coming around
just through the chute is an s turn
i shall pry left pm leers his paddle
with a gun
i mean he ratchets it down really hard
and snaps
the paddle
right
well
i sweep right to hold the line like
that's a spare up tool
it means mansell wasn't peddling
oh yeah lily dipping
anyway she passed the paddle to him
blade end first
man it was all my fault
you got to focus here teddy okay
yeah
only drops it
grabs for it
i should have braced the canoe but it
all happened so fast boom we're in the
water
our
crab farm but he was gone
i'm gonna ask you to take a polygraph
are you okay with that
i'm just looking for clarity here
oh yeah i don't have a problem with that
bring it on
water in the lungs and stomach over this
tension of the pulmonary alveoli so
pleural belay hemorrhage
did you weigh the heart of course
why do one test when i can get paid for
three
i checked the femur for diatoms the
distribution was even and systemic
diatoms what's that it's a one-celled
organism that enters the bloodstream
through the lungs if his heart was
beating when he hit the water there'd be
diatoms in his bone marrow and you found
them
so he drowned
you have 63 unheard voice messages first
message
tom i'm so sorry
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before we go to rideau hall and the
official swearing-in of mark levine i
would like to turn to jeffrey kingman
jeff
mark levine's career path has been
unconventional to say the latest very
much so
in his early years he was an ardent
separatist then he jumped ship and
entered the federal ranks
he's a man whose intelligence is as
fierce as his passion indeed he's a
firebrand and he's about to become this
country's next prime minister i
mark levine
do solemnly and sincerely promise and
swear
that i will truly
and faithful still no sign of the manzil
woman yeah to get here sir now we found
a life jacket but no sign of the body
yet
that river is full of sinkholes so
she'll surface eventually so what we
have here is a drowning tragic but
accidental nonetheless is that our
official position sir we have no
official position sergeant what we have
is a state funeral and an internal
review for which we need a lot of
answers which means we have a lot of t's
to cross and eyes to dot which is why i
need you here in ottawa thank you sir
okay
what
isn't that guy one time i don't know who
he said there are no accidents in
politics
i think it was roosevelt
the one with the big stick no no the one
with the wheelchair
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nice working with you
see here
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and the dignitaries continue to arrive
at the basilica on sussex drive among
them the u.s delegation led by president
monroe the white haired gentleman is of
course randall spear the media baron
we take you now to the motorcade as it
makes its way to the basilica
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i got a good smear
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keith i assume you're seeing what i'm
seeing this is quite a breach of
protocol is it not yes it is brendo's
but that's tom mclaughlin a man who has
followed his own path
he's a rhodes scholar a divorcee he's
pursued a career in law and lived
something of a peripatetic life he's a
bit hard to pin down actually on the one
hand he's defended big tobacco and on
the other hand he's prosecuted war
criminals at the world court
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my
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i
am
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27 years ago my father articulated a
theme that would inform his long and
eminent public life
service
i'm sorry i
i have no doubt these words are
heartfelt but
i didn't write them
and i'm not sure that i'm
the truth is i have no idea
why my father entered politics
whatever his initial reasons however i
know that they changed and i know this
because i was there to see them change
ironically it was on a canoe trip
i was uh
i was not an easy teenager
and my mother
insisted
that my father take me on a paddle down
the great nahani river thinking it might
shake me into line
which it did
but as much as it shook me
it rattled my father to the poem
one night we
we sat on the bank of the river and we
watched this herd of caribou moving
through the valley
this
impossibly huge sun was setting
this equally huge moon was rising
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and i looked at my father and
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i could see that he was crying and i
said boy
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why are you crying
and he said because this is ours
all of this is part of our country
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and we carry that moment
my father and i
we carried that
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and from that point on
whenever he was presented with the
question what is canada my father never
had to search for an answer because he
knew
he knew that the question itself
is the answer
is your name teddy jackman
yes my name is teddy jackman and to
those who live among us and they do live
among us who would say what is so rare
about this nation that we should
struggle to preserve it
my father would say
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for shame
for shame
and he would buy them a ticket
on an airplane or
a train or a bus or a boat or he himself
would drive them to another country so
they can look back at their own nation
and see it for what it is see it
for its singular beauty
because we we are like the river we're
always moving and we are not set in
stone because even the hardest of stones
cannot endure
and the only thing that does endure is
change
the ever whirling
wheel of change
and we are not finished
we are not nearly finished we are not
remotely finished
no sir we are not
finished
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the internal review expects to hear from
teddy jackman the only one lachlan's
eulogy has prompted an outpouring of
sentiment nationwide mclaughlin struck a
deep emotional cord that's just the kind
of political gold campaigners have wet
dreams about
why the hell didn't you see this coming
down the track he wasn't scheduled to
speak sir it was a last-minute thing
it's like a shooting gallery this
country mark please calm down
the man says he has no interest in
politics but let's say that's a sham
what does the smart man do
he gets out in front of the problem
calls a convention and ratifies his
leadership
the nation needs stability
a cockroach can live for nine days
without its head why wait you have the
delegates
are they out of the house
they're packing as we speak
well
they all seem to love you my son you're
a palpable hit
now with you i take it
oh i thought it was a masterful piece of
[ __ ] and apparently
all off the curve well if you can call
an entire lifetime off the cuff i guess
it was
they're going to ask you to run
over my dead body
over your father's dead body you mean
how have you managed to keep it a secret
for so long
what
the fact that you're a battle ax
is it just me
or is this bun's rush slightly unseemly
you were only ever a tenant
true
but i've never been evicted before
and i can't say it agrees with me
he was no saint
we both know that
but underneath it all he loved us
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that was ryan he's in with provisions
but yeah give back a run that opens the
door in the maritimes and with mcconnell
that opens another one in the west dude
we can do this guys if we can get him to
run i'm in the sling we could be talking
about our next prime minister here
yes this is the new editorial policy and
i want to apply to all my assets that
includes the conventional broadcaster
the specialty channels and the 203
newspapers
water is the only story
pound the hell out of it
the u.s environmental protection agency
released figures today suggesting that
the drought in the u.s heartland is at
its worst polar icecap is at its
thinnest since the last ice age
according to a report tabled by the
northwest passage theoretically open to
heavy shipping concerns are being raised
about canonists for clarity's sake i
must stress to this review that the body
in water will float face down blood will
rush into the wounds which will be
naturally washed clean by the water
which makes it impossible to determine
whether the wounds were post or
perimortem further analysis of the
organ tissue thank you that's enough
i have no abiding interest in knowing
the contents of my husband's stomach
no tom
the liberating thing about being the
wife of a dead politician is that one no
longer has to engage in
hypocrisy
or accept condolences from a corrosive
little [ __ ] like you mark
and since you have unceremoniously
elected to kick me out of my house
you'll have to excuse me i've got bags
to pack
well
i'm sure that was as pleasant for you as
it was for me
but i thank you nonetheless it's a much
appreciated courtesy well that's the
least we could do sir if there's
anything else
i don't think so
although i suppose i i should take your
cards
f.i.t
forensic investigation team sir
thank you sergeant collins
tom
your father
he's the reason i'm no longer a
separatist
he's a great man
you know how i feel
no mark can't say that i do
you kicked this great man's wife out of
her house with barely enough time to
pack
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spectral final trace deposit angle the
gunner in the midsection
did you match blood type yeah same type
as menzel's but wasn't a gusher and like
that i'm talking teeny weeny so it could
have been a paper cut a broken blister
tells us nothing right tells us she was
in the boat
sergeant collins
yeah
hi hi
what's up richard cesas
uh look i really don't want to step on
anybody's toes here but
you want us to check make sure there's
no
jurisdictional overlaps i understand
we're looking at an accident that
resulted in one confirmed drowning and
one presumed
nothing out of line
hematology prince
tissue
anything else
i think you just might be stepping on
the toes they're done
i hear you i'll i'll step out
uh mind if i check in with you
time to time i'll be my guest
appreciate it
good hunting
i just hate those spooks me too
we don't call them spooks anymore we
call them freaks
you can see it sir you can see it as
well as we can the country's drifting
it's wounded tsx is down 700 plus as of
today and the dollar shaking like an old
lady we've been checking the poll number
sir and they're unbelievable even on
crosstabs you hit a home run in that
church that's what we need this country
needs a home run i appreciate your
enthusiasm guys but for all you know i
could be another tupper supper he was pm
in the 1800s less than two months and
seven days
as i would not be a slave so i would not
be a master
abrahamling
you make a great case guys but i'm not
your man
sorry
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hi it's sergeant collins for tom
mclaughlin come in sergeant
it's not quite the official residence
but we call it home
how do you find fingerprints if
something's been under water
we put it in a vacuum chamber and missed
it with gold dust it raises the rich
patterns
hmm
but you only found one set of prints and
jackman said that
he passed the paddle to manzel who in
turn passed it to my father jackman
cleared the polygraph sir why weren't
manzel's prince on the paddle maybe she
was wearing gloves or uh
long cuffs
you're like a mystery don't you
is that a segue or a conclusion
it's neither
i asked you here because i wanted to
thank you for your contributions to the
review
in particular for the details you chose
to omit
i refer to ms manziel
my father's lexicon canoe trip had a
unique definition
it's not something my mother needs to
know about so
thank you
are you gonna run sir
for public office you mean no i don't
think so you'd vote for me well i i
thought the tribute to your father was
very moving doesn't mean you vote for me
do you even vote
i could be persuaded
i see and would that persuasion be a
difficult undertaking
not if you stay on message
aren't you saying
are you saying i could put a sign on
your lawn
if i had a lawn yes you could
so in the interest of healing our
country's wounds i will request the
national executive of our party to call
a leadership convention at the earliest
possible convenience okay
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well
you got what you wanted
did i
oh please
i'm your mother
as i recall you were the one who didn't
want to move
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god help you
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berger it's mclaughlin
get yourself some heavy-duty sneakers
we're gonna run
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we welcome those viewers just tuning in
to what is proving to be one of the most
exciting conventions in many years
to put you in the picture gary kleiber
has just pulled out of the race freeing
his some 280 delegates charles amore
what does that do to our projections
well michael we have three men standing
mark levine cam richie and tom
mclaughlin and the spread is very close
making clyburn's withdrawal critical it
frees up 280 delegates all right
there's over 280 votes out there people
and every one of them's up for grabs
let's go go go let's do it i think we
can safely say those liberated delegates
will have no trouble finding a date
tonight to have a clan
no michael they're everyone's favorite
drink right now and in my experience
that drink is three-part seduction and
two parts arm twister for a second stop
thinking about this guy and listen to
what i'm saying to you for a long time
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just reeled in grossman that's five more
potentially 622. this is insane this is
totally out of control who's your daddy
it's a mad house out there
let them
those
boys
run it
it's what they do
i might win hmm
and then what
i love because he's a flow head of hair
and he's just like the country's most
eligible bachelor and he's a virgin but
not in that in the union
youth and vigor versus asian experience
anthony isn't that about the way you see
the fault line well yes i do michael uh
and certainly the youth vote in
mclaughlin's convincing by-election
victory supports that but there's
another factor at play here and that's
the
odium that lingers around levine's
separatist past
i'll give him some goddamodium mark
please stop this what do you want want
me on my hands and knees begging to cam
rich here man that spits on the side of
me leave richie to me when we need him
we're really men
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hey it's collins
i was wondering when you'd call what
have you got it's what i don't have
that's bothering me i went to a second
opinion on pathology my guy won't commit
it's an open door
there's only one set of prints on the
paddle and uh they belong to jackman
want to send me those reports why don't
i just bring them to you
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i've been doing a little digging myself
look at this our man jackman
i'm just a river guy the man is hardcore
can you repeat that michael it's pretty
loud down here on the floor are you
sensing the shift in momentum
the excitement in the mclaughlin camp is
crazy
charles put us in the picture well
michael our unofficial head count has
mclaughlin carrying most of clyburn's
delegates which would give him something
around 39
and levine is sitting at 42. it's close
no question is richie in the driver's
seat ivy i would say so the big question
is what does cam richie want this isn't
going to come cheap
richie is a man of integrity
that's just a polite way of saying kick
me
it's a typical wasp lots of buzz no
sting
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vayne's making a move i'm richie
okay so we got a joke you got to make
richie a counter off not an offer a
question okay what does he want and if
he wants the store you give it to him
who is thinking fisheries
what fish
defense
or army finance what money
you know cam a man is the sum of his
compromises
can't play the game if you're standing
on the sidelines
you know how this is supposed to go
right in exchange for your support i'm
supposed to offer you a cabinet post
i'm not gonna do that
then why should i support you because
i'm not gonna do that
jackman said they tipped in here
that's where they found the prime
minister's body in that eddy over there
25 times i've done this and this dummies
exact same proportions as the pm
but it never ends up there
25 times you've done this
yep and as yet there's still no word
from richie's cat you don't like in here
michael i see cam richie's head of this
ring
mr richie what can you tell us well
monsieur levine's parliamentary record
speaks for itself
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but you know brenda
sometimes we forget this is about
democracy and democracy is not a
political machine it's an attitude of
the mind are you saying levine offered
you a backroom deal sir i'm saying my
heart goes to the honest man always has
and i believe the democratic attitude of
mind honestly burns inside
tom mclaughlin
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you told me you could be bought
so i made a mistake
you sold me down the river
politics is a rough game
the mclaughlin team is understandably
excited michael cam richie's endorsement
gives them a fighting chance here but of
course it all comes down to the ballot
box
this hall is about to explode charles
that's too close to call michael 40 or
50 votes we'll decide this thing yeah
she'll have to go all the way back to
1919
to find the leadership contest this
close mackenzie king defeated fielding
by a margin of only 38 votes
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not exactly living large is he
if you're looking for teddy you're out
of luck and like it's not even hunting
season where is he going hunting season
he's got a camp outside of madawaska
or so he says
you find him shoot him for me i'll even
pay
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the president of the party is stepping
up to the
podium ladies and gentlemen
the results of the vote
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892.
tom mclaughlin
1 000.
congratulations gentlemen
the boat
is in the water
you're here cheers
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thank you
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i thomas david mclaughlin
do solemnly and sincerely promise and
swear
that i will truly
and faithfully
and to the best of my skill and
knowledge
execute the powers and trusts reposed in
me he filled his mouth with water and
inserted the rifle
the bullet displaced the water and uh
the water displaced his brain
gsr positive
no bruising no chips
nobody forced that barrel into his mouth
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mark
met me
no i i don't
i i just
for god's sake look at me
maybe you could try tomorrow
thank you
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so
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morning everybody we have a very crowded
agenda and a very short mandate so i'm
gonna dispense with formalities and we
will dive right in jim what you have in
front of you represents the executive
slate for the next 30 days coded by
department and accompanied by timeline
and i will deal with details on an
individual basis as we move forward
but today i would like to jump on a
couple of hot button issues first up is
orazac trust and those
charming mafiosi from belarus
where is my solicitor general mark
living
well let's pray to god it's not terminal
i'll throw this over to finance cam
do we have these mobsters in a box yes
we do sir under c22 chapter 17 proceeds
of crimea melville let's pull the
trigger
as of tomorrow end of day all assets of
orozak trust will be frozen and seized
any objections good next the ongava
compact
now this was one of my father's better
pieces of legislation and i failed to
understand why it is sitting on a shelf
i believe it got bogged down at the
regulations stage shouldn't have been
it's good for the first nations it's
good for the country so it's coming off
the shelf all orders and council
relating to pc 1321 will be enacted and
i want them gazetted by this time
tomorrow any objections
good next the one issue that will
undoubtedly
kill us all
healthcare
prime minister mclaughlin tabled an
ambitious agenda that recalls much of
his father's action represents a major
breakthrough for the first nation the
assets of orozak trust should be
funneled through general revenue but
mclaughlin bypassed that law by writing
a check in the same amount nice move tom
the time the good guys got their piece
of the pie
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president monroe will be calling it 0-8
to confirm details of our first state
visit meeting kofi and ann at the u.n at
0 9 30 search just a purely social visit
just to meet and greet
all right thanks jim gather around guys
this is as far as you go i'm gonna make
some changes cars will take you back to
the office on your desk you'll find
three postings options
council's general your choice
compensation more than agreeable
what we want
this isn't personal guys
it's just governance
friends are friends
business is business sorry fellas
there was a major shakeup of the pmo
today as the prime minister replaced his
chief advisors incoming staff include
deirdre mills a recent media advisor to
tony blair nate morgan a specialist in
corporate turnaround and doug mckay who
lately mediated for the world bank on
third world debt relief the country also
has a new clerk of the privy council the
office that oversees the vast civil
service like to uh extend my gratitude
to the prime minister and underline my
dedication to smoothing relations
between the bureaucracy
i'm sorry the public service and our
elected officials
we use 500 times the water than the
average swiss citizen one thousand times
out of someone in pakistan let's face it
people we are water pigs
a spokesman said that the manufacture of
one computer microchip required 500
gallons of water if the municipality
can't guarantee the water supply oil
producers alberta ranchers toe-to-toe
and it's all about
water is the thing that dominates the
agenda of the burnham woods institute
gathering of the world's wealthy and
pound almost 400 million acres are in
drought
eighty percent of china's rivers are
unfit for human consumption
and fifty percent of our cities are in
water shortage
to underscore the problem
the yellow river didn't reach the sea
for
253 days last year the bullet removed
the soft palate that entered the cranial
cavity and shredded the brain stem so
cause of death is gunshot oh my yes of
course but he was going to die anyway
you see these string formations
repeat that string formations yeah
string formations on the liver well
that's from drinking right
is he a joint i'm sure he was but this
is cancer terminal
two months at the outside
okay
jackman had the cancer leah
the guy was dying
thanks
i will choose the time and place of my
own demise
it's odd word demise
it's almost antique
griffology has confirmed it as his
handwriting
and there's still no sign of this uh the
woman's body
madeline manziel no not yet sir
filled with remorse dying anyway makes
sense i guess
so this is
oh what is that hideous word we overuse
these days uh closure
well such a thing is
possible the downside of course is that
you will no longer visit me
that made you uncomfortable
not entirely prime minister would you
mind not doing that
what sir calling me prime minister it's
very
bulky
i'm really not very good at this am i
by this you mean talking to you
well good men never are
maybe it's just my gun
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you saying i'm gun shy
maybe
i was married you know
i'm not anymore and uh
i think it's largely my fault i'm very
driven and
judgmental
anyway it ended poorly so
i may be a little gun-shy
can i ask you about that scar
i don't know you very well
no that's true
so uh
maybe you and i could
sorry
yep the internal reviews tabling their
results sir in spite of the reviews
conclusion that this tragedy was
accidental
we have undertaken a number of measures
in addition to resignations
and disciplinary action we will begin
implementation of the new security
protocols as outlined in appendix c
justice green's exhaustive report
oh look look
look
look look at your sister
she was so beautiful
oh god
i ever loved
it wasn't your fault
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god damn
oh
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i told him
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eddie jackman was the heart and soul of
this place
never said anything more than yes sir no
sir unless you had a few too many pups
like at the airborne reunion or
whatever
and then what
i could show you
we made a tape
can i get a copy
well
it is a memorial tape
and memorial tapes says the rule don't
come free
25 bucks
good car
help us with the new building
here
i thought you might want to see the
papers
and these are the cards from today
sir
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maui yes
these papers were they delivered
normally
hey i've got something you have to see
vhs it's gonna take a little doing
you're a big reader not particularly
just seems that every man i've ever
slept with has given me a book
wow
that's a lot of books
how was the drive down
lonely
thanks
not big on relationships are you
i don't know if that's true
i had one that lasted for nine years
and then i went to kosovo and i came
back with stuff he couldn't live with
and
he left me with stuff
i didn't want
like this tv
so that door is closed for good
close not locked
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just up
that here matthew the clock learned he
destroyed the only family i had he
destroyed the airborne right yeah
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there
see him
jesus don pritchard canadian security
intelligence services
what the hell's a freak doing with a
river guide
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collins oh it's nice to hear that voice
even nicer to see the mouth that voice
is coming out of us
you're hilarious deeper but this is not
a date
now what do you got for me for you
anything
anything but richard that is
there's no one by that name on the
payroll and ceases
not even on a dark list
where this guy comes from diver i knew
i'd tell you
that's not good enough leah yeah
well
that's all i got i'll be in touch
there's no one named pritchard that
works at ces
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last time i was here was only a thousand
those euchre nights must be really
raking it in huh
not local
but he comes by some
at least he did up till teddy snuffed it
do you happen to know what mr pritchard
did for a living
who is pritchard
what did he call himself
well
now this ain't no charity
50 bucks worthy cause help us with the
new
building guy's name is halt
lieutenant daniel holt
the ungava compact was mclaughlin's
senior sped project
yes it was and the pmo pushed it hard it
passed both houses without problem then
it sat on the shelf
but their eggs and orders and council
were written up weren't they yes but
they were red flagged and never
implemented the bill just sat there
until tom the younger dusted it off and
signed all the ocs and here's where it
gets kind of interesting
one of the main environmental
negotiators on the bill was also the
main architect of the orders and council
who madeline manziel
the woman presumed to have drowned
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are my blacks back from the cleaners
how's this for an idea what do you say
we clear some of the rhetorical [ __ ] off
the table
the mother of all bills is coming due
and it has a name
it is called health care
and no matter what you as the premier of
ontario or you as the premier of quebec
claim publicly we all know that you are
running deficits in double digits your
fiscal houses make uganda look flush
eventually you're gonna turn to me well
my friends
the bank is empty
so you've brought us here for abuse no
i invited you here to propose a way out
two birds with one stone healthcare
equals hydroelectricity plus
x
and what's x
we share a common resource
one that could provide us all with
sustainable wealth but we will have to
be brave
are you talking about water
the voters would kill us and the first
nations would carve us up
i believe you were all familiar with
grand chief blackfire the assembly first
nations
is cecilia
it's nice to be finally at the table
oh it's
just a security precaution
we none of us leave this table until we
have an agreement at least in principle
cut to the trees tell me about order in
council 1451 well as i read it from now
on anytime a federal project involves
first nations land the requirement for
environmental impact assessment is
minimal minimal as in minimal isn't gone
as long as the contractor has native
partners they don't have to do
environmental impact studies the hell
would allow that well nobody in their
right mind and that's why matthew
mclaughlin would flag it but here's the
thing when his son took it off the shelf
the other day all of manzel's original
wording state nothing was changed not
one word
and the effect is
take a look at one artery council 32102
it assigns a joint federal provincial
contract for the construction of a hydro
corridor to a company called cantron
steel where is this hydra corridor
northern quebec and it runs through
crenation lands now because of the
umgava compact it's not obligated to the
usual environmental impact cities
these specifications make no sense
300 yards wide 60 feet deep and the
whole thing to be fenced
this is not a hydra corridor
then what is it minister i have no idea
this is not for hydro electricity
okay here we go department of national
defense army service records halt d
lieutenant
peacekeeping tours in cyprus kosovo
kosovo
jesus
special ops training
22nd ses herfensher
seconded to jtf2
oh god
what don pritchard aka daniel holt was
involved in a car bombing kabul three
years ago
listed as k.i.a wait a minute
our guy is a dead guy officially
our guy is a dead guy
mark
what's wrong this stupid machine it's
all pop-ups then i click on
more pop-ups
what is the ijc
it's the international joint commission
i think
they regulate boundary watchers no yeah
they oversee things like um
the great lakes for example
it's bilateral it's u.s and canada
we are point three there point three has
there been anyone in the house today
no just me
is something wrong um
can you send someone from mighty over
here i've got a computer problem also
can you pull out the recent appointments
to the international joint commission
thank you
what's happening
i don't know
i checked out the ijc appointments two
of them were meaningless the third alec
davies that's a different story
wasn't davey's a consultant on the free
trade negotiations back in the 80s he
was there when water fell off the table
after that he took over his ceo for a
company called international water and
power
that's an american company traded on the
big board
davies built the company up and left it
last year no parachute
international water and power secured
future contracts on water supply to 23
municipalities in the u.s sun belt
find me someone an environment
someone we can trust
someone in the basement
let the ugg know that we're sympathetic
to the grain subsidy and here's a lulu
15 million for a museum of dental
implements bounce that one back to
heritage
so how are we playing out there you've
got several tracking poles on your desk
sir it's looking good the ground is off
the water issues playing i think we're
in pretty good shape what did we bring
in the u.s i think we wait till the
state visit there is one other concern
sir
we've been crunching the calendar and
we're getting worried about the timeline
and by law your father's mandate runs
out in six months we don't think that
six months is enough time to get
everything done
you're saying we might have to call an
election it's a possibility
you know an outstanding homosexual once
said the democracy simply means the
bludgeoning of the people by the people
for the people
let's do a little bludgeoning
huh
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ugh
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you're up
i never sleep huh me neither
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what's wrong
i
i was just with your father
i was
i was with him in the water
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i don't know how much you know about
water sir but what i know is that we are
all downstream we are the only nation on
the planet that has refused to ratify
water as a human right at the u.n human
rights commission strange huh
maybe not so strange if you take a
snapshot of north america
this
is the breadbasket of the us
it is fed by the ogallala aquifer
580 000 square miles of an underground
lake left after the last ice age now
back in 1914 there were less than one
thousand drills mining that water today
there are over two hundred thousand
the water table is dropping by six
meters per year it'll dry up in ten
years
moving west
virtually every river has been damned or
diverted they're all drying up and the
reservoirs are filling up with silt
you see
water is a zero-sum game if you're
running out you basically only have four
choices find another source reduce
consumption lower the population or
steal it
our current trade agreements made step
legal
back to source
something else would have to feed the
bread basket like the mississippi river
or the missouri but they in turn have to
be bed which brings us to the great
lakes
but
you can't just
drain the great lakes so you look
further north where you find james bay
it was called the grand canal project
the plans were drawn up in the 60s
build a causeway across the top
divert the rivers into the bay
force the salt water out
convert this into a fresh water
reservoir the size of lake superior
build a corridor to pump this fresh
water over the shield into the great
lakes
drain the great lakes feed the bread
basket
oh
it doesn't stop here though the whole
49th parallel is lining up lake of the
woods over to lake winnipeg to the
rafferty alameda dam to the old mandam
and finally the fraser watershed
it's one big reservoir waiting to be
drained
but thank christ it's never going to
happen right i mean you you'd have to be
some kind of evil genius to pull that
one off
because first you'd have to secure the
water contracts to pay for it and you'd
have to find a way around the
environmental impact assessments and
then
you'd have to stack the international
joint commission
yeah
like that's ever going to happen
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analysis confirms that the rock
fragments in manzel's cow came from the
river
what else well we ran the bone marrow
for diatoms we didn't find any
none none
she was dead before she hit the water
blunt forced trauma to the back of the
head very strong blow
there were three people in that canoe
jackman had rock caved in the back of
mantle's head the prime minister
panicked tried to jump out of the
held him underwater till he was dead
this is now a murder investigation
i had no choice but to keep the cabinet
in the dark
the emotions that swirl around the issue
of water so primal they preclude
reasonable debate but i implore you mark
look at it rationally we are still a
nation that hews wood and draws water
there isn't a thing that we don't pull
out of the earth hack off the ground all
out of the ocean so we don't sell we
don't sell water
[ __ ] we don't
we sell 200 million liters of bottled
water into the united states every year
we treat it as a commodity
and next month the grievance will come
before the nafta tribunal claiming just
that and under nafta if something is
considered a commodity it can't be
withheld from market it's a bullet to
the head and they're probably going to
win and there is nothing any government
can do about it
i didn't make this bed mark but it is
the one i sleep in
from free trade to gat the wto to nafta
it is a straight line to this
conversation and no [ __ ] around
in two weeks the epa will release a
report revising their estimate for when
the ogallala aquifer runs dry
downward
to eight years
they will need water and when they need
it they will take it and that puts us in
the [ __ ] unless we can do a deal now
dictate the terms manage the resource
and exact a price that will sustain this
nation into the future because the
alternative
there is no [ __ ] alternative
we could tell the
truth it's not an alternative that's a
failure of leadership
you know your father used to love this
park
we often come here when there were big
decisions to be made
never talked just
walked
i'm counting
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mark for the love of god is nothing
sacred we are talking about water
and so is every newspaper and tv station
and radio station you think they
stumbled across this idea on their own
no
was handed to them
mclaughlin has framed the question and
the question is this
your neighbor is thirsty would you deny
him a glass of water no i won't deny him
a glass of water but i will give him a
glass of water not sell him a glass of
water it's the core of life
how can that become a commodity if a
country any country mark opens that door
that door cannot be closed that country
will be lost you're hysterical i miss
damn you mark
you're going to let him do this
we've been partners for 22 years
if you think i'm just going to roll over
for tom mclaughlin then we've wasted a
lot of time together
but i can't just snap my fingers matty
he's the prime minister
and if he wakes up tomorrow morning and
decides our official language as swedish
we'll be speaking swedish by lunch
his approval rating is in the 80s he
controls the civil service that's a lot
of leverage me
i have what
the courts
the government can't sue the government
you can bring the government down for
that i need votes
to win a non-confidence i need all the
opposition and a lot of my own party
i don't have that many friends
what about this informant this person
who leaves you these notes i don't even
know who he or she is or or what side
they're on
i
i'm alone
and these politics are lethal
so in the end it's only about politics
in the end there is only politics
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find anything on manzel that river is
like god's washing machine we got
nothing on her clothes nothing on her
shoes
but we got her wallet
it contains the usual stuff and hey this
a clipping
from the far eastern economic review no
less
so we run at minus 200 degrees like
magic the ice crystals in the paper turn
into voila
is there any way we can enhance this
photo
not with a water mold but you know the
name of the publication and the date so
you could access their archives
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so
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tom mclaughlin
and madeleine menzel
health and welfare is reporting an avian
flu outbreak in southern saskatchewan
but leave it's contained and the west we
want us to frame up the agenda for the
dc visit
and finally uh
there's something we think you should
see sir
it's a copy of the manziel autopsy the
contents are disturbing
jesus
jesus christ
determination of death blunt force
trauma to the back of it
this woman didn't drown this woman was
how did we get a hold of this a secure
source
no one on the investigating team knows
we have this
okay um give me uh
just give me a minute here
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they took my father and they drowned
them
but underneath it all he loved us
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hi
i'm sorry i kept you waiting and i
hope this didn't seem like a summons or
can i uh would you
like a drink yes thank you
so what does your night hold sergeant
i'm thinking about a romantic evening
you know maybe dinner for one other wine
who knows i might get lucky
well you could uh accompany me
do a dinner at the chinese embassy
i don't think that would be a wise
career move sir
no
no
probably not
oh god who designs these things they're
diabolical
i understand you found manziel's body
that must be
grizzly
it is
what's the word uh
onomatopoeia
that's what a corpse is i think
and i can't help wondering what she was
like when she was alive
was she kind
was she funny
i wouldn't know i never met her
thank you
and so what were the results anyway of
the uh autopsy i mean
well it's not complete yet but uh
all the evidence is pointing towards
accidental drowning
well you won't be missing anything
tonight the chinese ambassador i'm told
only has one sentence in english which
is your country is beautiful and i have
only one sentence in cantonese which is
paul
what does that mean
means
i'm going to shoot my canon
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she lied
and i lied
this is a dirty shitty
game the black dog of politics finally
has you by the throat i am well and
truly caught
just like your father
no it's not quite the same
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it's like the worst thing my father ever
did and then add on then add on some
more and keep adding on
even then you won't get close
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i don't understand you
as long as i run this shop you never
will
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it's my burden
it's not yours
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well another 25 000.
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the simple question at the end 25 000
twice who made the donations
it's called an anonymous donation
because it's anonymous
fax instructions and the money was wired
directly to the trust account but no
conditions
only one
where the new hall opens it's called the
jackman branch
give me the transit number
it's
in the bank it came from or i will make
your life a goddamn nightmare
if this leaves my office
the law society will kill me
where's your fax machine
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the u.s environmental protection agency
released discouraging statistics
continues to plague america's heartland
where water rationing is in force in
over 32 counties mr mclaughlin was in
washington for a state visit today he
and president monroe met for more than
two i'm proud to announce that our
country
has a new friend
someone
we can do business with
we
talked about the war on terror
we talked about our mutual security
and i made a personal appeal to the
prime minister regarding the drought
that is currently choking our heartland
he has agreed to consider a one-time
only emergency measure whereby we would
take a tiny and i mean a tiny portion of
our shared great lakes and get it to
those folks who desperately
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and so it begins
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it's for you
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sir
i need your help
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a river guide with terminal cancer who
has since committed suicide
had a grudge against the prime minister
and killed him and is mr scarless
there's more sir
there's more
tom mclaughlin told me he had never met
ms manziel that's madeline manziel on
the right in that photo it was taken in
wuhan in central china it's a signing
ceremony for the three gorgeous dam
project
tom mclaughlin was working as a
consultant for the world bank and ms
manzel had written a series of
environmental disclaimers on loan
conditions for a company called uh
cantron steel
can trans to you
oh my god
you realize what we're talking about
don't you
only a couple hundred billion dollars in
the future of a country
madeleine manzel wrote a series of
regulations for a bill
that would have paved the way for a
massive project to sell water south
but the regulations were red flagged
probably by mclaughlin senior and the
bill was never implemented and then
one day he takes her on a canoe trip why
can't just be for sex no
he needs to talk to her
not just her those who are working above
her you're right
the canoe trip was just the pretext he
was trying to send a puppet masters a
message a warning
then he dies gets
killed jesus
and his son rises
and the whole scheme is alive and
cooking
kicking sir
and what i'm kicking
i'm gonna have to push mclaughlin and
see where this sleeps
what's your guess sir
i don't know
there was a fanatic one time an english
fanatic
he said
necessity hath no law
he beheaded a king
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did this man jackman did he act alone we
don't believe so another man keeps
cropping up
uh lieutenant daniel holt he was jackman
superior in the airborne regiment but he
introduced himself to me as a ceaseless
agent
is he with ceases no sir
bolaf is out on him now but army records
indicate that he died in afghanistan
three years ago
there is a word for this is there not
yes there is prime minister it's called
assassination
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you know this house we're in
was built in 1866 by joseph merrill
courier
he was a lumberman
served as an mp
he built it as a wedding present for his
wife
christened it gorfwistfa
which i am told is a welsh word that
means peace
if i go public with this i could drive
them underground
if i don't
sir if i could suggest i'm not looking
for advice sergeant the time for that is
passed
what i need now is loyalty and support
do i have yours
and do i have yours mark
without reservation prime minister
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thank you
if you would be so kind
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shall we
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so
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many moments away from the prime
minister's address to the nation and we
will of course take you there when that
address begins
the contents of tonight's speech
detective
don pritchard
jesus
good to see you again
ladies and gentlemen the prime minister
of canada
my fellow canadians
good evening
moments ago i was informed by the
solicitor general of canada that there
is reason to suspect my father may have
been assassinated hi
father do you think you were playing in
a sandbox my
father measures had to be taken
for the greater good i am
my father's son
and i will drag you all to the very
bottom of the ocean
as a son
my grief knows no words
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underwater you think you alone will
float
it's all or nothing tom you can't back
out now there is no plausible
deniability in kosovo the tigers would
mark you so the follow-up teams would
know which ones to kill and they would
mark you with an x right here like this
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consider yourself marked
under no
circumstances well i allow the
sovereignty and integrity of our great
nation to be imperiled
your government will meet this threat
with all the resources at its disposal i
am the prime minister of canada
you are just
businessmen
all of this everything everything we
wanted to achieve could have been
achieved without your [ __ ] stupidity
from now on i run everything and i do
mean everything that includes your man
in the field this assassin
from here on in from now on
i call the shots
what are you going to do
watch me
to this end i will invoke article 3 of
the emergencies act
these war measures will be in place
for a period of 120 days
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