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The water!

Turn the water on!

The water!

Today I’m playing “Moldavian Rose”.

-Mr. Administrator, will you play it again? -You wish!

Come on, you play wonderfully. Play it again, please!

I barely got to fill a mug water.

That’s because you are not fast enough.

"Moldavian Rose" has five stanzas, and you only played three.

Just sing one more, please!

See? It’s a fine moped.

You only need to replace the horn. This one is too loud. Listen.

A colleague of mine put it, he's a physics teacher. He says it emits ultrasounds.

So it's good for deaf and blind as well, but you can change it anytime.

How much did I say I'd pay for it?

-4.000. -Say that again!

-4.000. -Really? Must've been drunk.

I'll give you 3.500 so that we can stay friends.

All right, give me 3.500.

You shouldn't drink and drive.

Don't worry about me.

I drink since I was twelve. I'm used to it.

Cheers! Cheers!

-Hello! -How are you?

-Fine. And you? -Me too.

You called me several times today.

I’m sorry I missed your calls. Is there anything wrong?

No, I just wanted to take you out for lunch.

I’m so sorry! I hope you didn’t starve the whole day.

-Don’t worry, I didn’t. -What did you have?

Steak and chips. And carrots.

I should bring you some soup.

Soup?

Vegetable soup.

You shouldn’t, really.

I know better.

And there’s something. I’d like to ask you.

Tell me...

If I don’t answer your call, just call me again later.

Do not insist.

Fine.

See you tomorrow at the terrace.

Of course.

Kiss you.

Me too.

Holding each other, hand in hand

Playing till the night falls.

Through the bright green grass,

Pink and blue light, we sing and pick flowers.

The planet called Earth!

The planet called Earth!

Igor Moisevich, can I talk to you?

Go on!

Igor Moisevich!

If you may...

I’d like to take a few days off.

Maybe a week.

Now? When the Independence Day is just around the corner?

What about the concert?

There's also the TV channels...

I know that television is important.

But I’ve got an emergency.

An emergency?

I thought you were a serious guy.

I’m sorry.

So may I take the days off?

You may.

Hello.

Good afternoon.

-I brought you some soup. -Soup?

Vegetable soup.

You didn't need to.

I know better.

The man should be stuffed at all times, and the woman should be happy.

Thank you.

What can I get you?

Bring a plate and 6 slices of bread.

No, leave the plate.

Bring me a tea.

Veronica, what will you have?

Don't you want to try my soup?

Yes, but not now, please.

Good.

Then I'll have a tea too.

-Or maybe you're hungry. -No.

People tell me I'm as fat as cow anyway.

-What are you talking about? Nonsense. -Never mind.

Tell me. What have you been up to?

I need to get another 6,000 lei.

Actually 6,500, then I can start my business.

Great!

Then, we’ll have our wedding, as I promised.

Unless you’ve changed your mind.

Me? You’d better keep your word.

-What's this? -Bread for the lady.

-Did the lady want bread? -Yes!

A plate and 6 slices of bread. Then you checked off the plate.

-What about the bread? -You didn't say anything about the bread.

-How much is it? -40 lei.

-What? -40 lei.

That much?

Here.

Hey, dude!

Cheers, fatty!

You're the guy with the moped?

What do you mean?

You're the one who sold Alexeev a broken moped?

No, I sold him a good moped.

Good? Sweet kiss my fist!

Did I pay 8000 to buy a broken moped, huh?

-Give me back my money. -What do I have to do with this?

You sold it to him, you're involved. Give me the money.

I sold him a good moped! You think Alexeev would buy a broken one?

Hey, crooked face!

I'll rip your nostrils out and make you eat them, dickwad.

Hey, talk nicely!

Shut up, you fat cow!

So sorry!

He blinded me!

I'll kill him!

You fucking prick!

Get off him!

Get off him, you fatty!

Who the hell invented them?

God bless the guy that brought the computer in the police station.

Who blew your top, Enache? Weren't you sent to learn how to use them?

They did, colonel.

And?

Maybe it's broken, colonel.

Look, colonel, I did everything by the book.

Look, the papers.

You're going to count them,

then come to my office to cut them from your wage.

Indeed.

What about these guys?

The gentleman...

Started the fight with the other gentleman leaving him with severe physical damage.

Then the other gentleman fought back, in self-defense,

leaving even more severe damages by punching him in the head.

We have witnesses, the bar's waiter who also called the community service.

Who did he call?

The community service.

Meaning us, the police.

If so, you're screwed. Half a year.

Half a year?

-This can't be true! -Yes it is!

Or, if you guys are smart,

you can get out for 10.000 lei.

10.000?

Think about it.

I have an idea.

What idea?

You take back your complaint,

and say that this was a misunderstanding.

What do you mean?

I mean, you say that we're actually friends.

And these are all friendly bruises?

Mr. Petro, I can't pay this bribe and I can't be locked up for half a year.

I don't even care.

Yes, you do.

Yeah, right.

If you take back your complaint,

I'll make you my business partner. It's a win-win situation.

What business?

I made a deal with some Georgians who are coming to Leova tomorrow

to bring me a truck full of horseshoes.

50.000 pieces to be more precise.

With 50.000 lei.

Meaning 1 leu per piece.

I talked to a businessman in Bălți who said

he'll pay 250.000 lei straight away.

Quite the deal!

I have to find another 6.000 lei.

6.500, to be more precise. I'll find them until tomorrow.

Your cut is as promised.

30.000 lei.

You're so naive!

But why? I've added all the numbers.

Minus your fee, but they'll go to unforeseen expenses.

Add the numbers life is bonkers

I'm not talking about your numbers.

Then, what?

Listen...

The 6.500... no worries, I'll get it.

Plus!

8.000 for the broken moped,

Plus the 10. 000 bribe you would have paid at the police.

So what's my investment? 26.500!

24.500!

OK, 24.500.

And you want to give me 30.000?

This is thievery, Petro!

Thievery... working is a misery.

That's called investment.

So how much do you want?

At least 35.000.

A new outbreak of bird flu has been identified in Germany.

Numerous poultry farms have been closed and the meat taken off market.

You know what I think?

I think they want to take the production... without paying anything.

And they're making up all this bullshit. Damn thieves!

Have you ever seen a chicken having the flu?

What are you doing?

What?

Put those stinkers away!

These are cigarettes, not stinkers.

They stink like hell. Put them away!

They stink?

All my friends smoke them and nobody complains.

I've been smoking since 4th grade, I can tell a good bud from a stinker.

And you could have dressed properly!

This is a business meeting.

People dress up for a business meeting.

And they don't smoke stinkers unless the others agree.

Did you get the money?

No?

But you promised.

It's because of that butt-head Alexeev.

He said he's going to give me some.

He got drunk and spent it all.

Then what do we do now?

We'll figure it out.

What do you mean, Petro?

I have a deal with those people.

What people?

Good morning, guys!

Hello!

-Marian. -Vahtang.

This is my partner, Petro.

Partner and bookkeeper.

Welcome to Leova.

Allow me to introduce my friends.

This is Dato, "Caucasian Bull"!

The Son of the Mountains!

When they drafted him he was 120 kg!

Godzilla, right?

And Ghia. Aikido black belt!

Professional.

The best fighter from the Caucasians.

Real tough!

My friends are very happy to meet you.

Likewise.

Where's the stuff?

It's all right.

Are they all?

Obviously, bro! We had a deal! 50.000, like we agreed.

Now, where's the money Marian?

Here it is, Vahtang! But...

Thank you, my friend! You're a good business partner!

Let's wait until they count the money.

Ghia, come down and count it!

Faster, faster!

Hey, punk!

When was the last time you got knocked out?

Because of you...

Because of me... You got hit by a tree.

There’s 6.500 missing.

Count it again, Dato!

I already have.

Count it again, then.

That’s right, Mr. Vahtang.

There's 6.500 missing.

I couldn't get them.

What do you mean?

Do you mean that we came all this way for nothing?

No!

Give me one more day, please.

That's impossible.

We don’t have time to waste.

May I break his neck?

Sure, Ghia, do we have a choice?

Just let me do it.

Wait a second!

I have an offer.

What kind of offer?

Behold!

Take this moped instead. It's worth it!

Do you think I'm stupid?

No, no! Listen!

Ultrasounds!

American technology!

Good stuff!

These damned Moldavians, right?

What's the plan for tomorrow?

We're going to Bălți!

Bălți - we'll be kicking ass in Bălți.

Are we going just like that like horny cats?

Aren't we calling Arcașa?

So!

Give me the phone.

I'll call him.

So you don't do anything stupid.

And we also need to go see Cristofor Ismailovic.

Who's this guy?

He's the station master.

We need official documents.

So we can send the freight car.

We need papers.

Good.

Listen...

Let me ask you...

Why does Arcașa need so many horseshoes?

How do we live?

Bad.

Right!

And how will we live tomorrow?

Worse!

Good, you're a smart guy!

This is the catch.

Our farmers work the land by tractor.

But soon they'll run out of money for gas.

And then?

What will they do?

What?

They’ll use horses to plough the land.

And what does a horse need?

Food.

Right.

And what else does a horse need?

Horseshoes!

That's when Arcașa will promote his business.

"We have horseshoes! Come buy horseshoes!"

And he won't sell it for one leu. He'll sell it for three!

And how many legs does a horse have?

Four!

So, four horseshoes in one shot!

Get it?

-Hello! -Good morning.

Hi.

-You asked me to wake you up at 8. -Right. Thanks.

See you later in the afternoon?

-Great. -Hugs. See you!

See you!

Wake up!

We’re going to be late.

Ismailovic, we have a problem that needs solving.

-Anyway I can help you? -That’s why we’re here.

Then consider it solved!

Go on!

-We have a freight car... -Shut up already!

We have a freight car full of horseshoes.

And we need to take it to Bălți.

We need papers, documents, you know. So that we can stay out of trouble.

Get it?

Yes...

Yes!

You'll take the papers from my secretary.

You also need the phone number of the station master in Balti.

Spak Arthur.

Shall we have a drink together?

No, thanks!

You're saying no?

Just watch how your freight issue can’t be fixed.

May your cellar stay cool and dry!

Take a look over there!

I got it last night from some nice guys. Professionals!

I can't believe it.

My thoughts exactly!

How much was it?

Take a guess!

6.500?

25.000!

25.000?

That much?

Is that too much?

You know how much it costs in the real world?

35-40.000!

Antique!

And the honk?

You can find one in any car service.

Promise me you'll be good.

I will.

And you'll take care of you.

I will.

And you'll eat regularly.

-Yes. -What will you eat?

We'll find something.

I'm here. Hello!

-Did you buy the tickets? -No, I'm going now.

No, I'll go. Stay here with the... lady.

Give me the money.

Only for one?

Well then...

Here.

You have enough money?

-Yes. -How much?

Take this.

-What for? -Take it already!

You didn't need to.

I know I look weird but it's the only way.

What do you mean?

It's the best way to quit smoking.

How?

A friend told me about it.

Smoking is a matter of habit.

We, smokers, are used to certain gestures.

The way it smells, the way it tastes...

and if you smoke without feeling the bud,

without seeing and smelling the smoke,

-in a few weeks you'll get rid of Satan. -Tickets, please!

-Where are you heading? -To Bălți.

These tickets are only for Ungheni. That's halfway.

You need to pay the difference.

-I thought we could make a deal... -Sure! You need to pay 600 lei.

Then what's the point?

We can give you 200 and...

So, you'll get off at Ungheni or I'll call the cops and also pay a fine.

No, please forgive us, it's been a misunderstanding.

Pay the man.

Make a deal? The law is the same for everyone!

Even for dimwits.

You're the dimwit!

I thought I'd treat you with 200 lei and you...

you get nothing!

No, YOU will get nothing! I’ve got 600 lei!

Shitty country!

Petro, my purse is gone!

He stole my purse!

-Where's the police? -Why?

Because! Where's the police?

Are you blind? It's right there!

-Give me the money! -What money?

I gave you 600. Give me the money.

You gave me nothing. You were drunk.

I don't give money when I'm drunk.

Watch me calling the police! Get out of here!

Very nice!

Screw manners!

Captain, can we speak?

This thing is an old one.

They were placing microphones in it, for spying.

They might have switched something and turned it into a radio.

Leave it set like that, position one.

Two is windier.

The music is better on one.

-Go on! -Sergeant, can we give a statement?

Someone robbed us in the train.

Who?

I don't know. Somebody!

-What did he steal? -Everything! We kept everything in a purse

The comb, papers, money, everything.

How much?

3000 lei.

How did it happen?

We were sleeping. He was in the cabin with us.

When we went to sleep, we had everything.

When we woke up, everything was gone. My bag was gone and so was the guy.

What did the guy look like?

Mr. cop

Policeman!

Mr. policeman...

His shoe size is 43.

How do you know?

3000 lei and I'm starving.

I still have 5 lei in my pocket.

Stay here.

How much does your guy pay?

50 lei for 1000 posters.

Does he need a hand?

I don't know, go ask him.

What do you want?

To work!

What can you do?

Anything you need. I dig, carry, load,

I take care of everything.

And you?

Me?

I can sing.

What do you mean?

He does the same. Digs, carries, loads. But when he loads, he sings.

Good.

You'll get some cash for lunch.

So that you don't starve.

See, that's a fellow human. Question!

Yes?

Can we...

Eat and then work?

No.

Fair!

Go to the bus.

We are having an assembly today.

Give me a cigarette.

I don't smoke.

After you, professor!

Hello!

We'll try to fix the schools and hospitals in our town.

We will create new job opportunities.

We need to be aware.

It's only going to get harder.

We, the working class, ordinary people

we can change things for the better.

Vote for me and your life will be better!

Do you want a better life?

Yes!

Vote for Ursu!

Ursu for deputy! Ursu for deputy!

Tomorrow at 8 sharp, we get on the bus and go to Parvita.

The day after tomorrow, to Sculeni.

Afterwards, we'll see.

-Understood? -Yes!

Didn't you say you'll give us money?

Money? For what?

For work!

Is that what you call work?

Yelling out slogans for half an hour?

Go to the train station and unload cars if you want to work.

Take it or leave it.

I'll take it!

Mine too!

Thank you!

This guy is mocking us. Didn't he say he'll pay us cash?

-He said some cash. -Some cash, whatever.

It's not right to work for vodka.

Would you have preferred to get the money to buy vodka? It's good.

I want to eat, not to drink.

Marian, I want to eat too.

But see the bright side.

Don't look at it as vodka, see it as product.

We sell it and do business.

Plus! Ungheni!

Sculeni - Bălți! It's in our way.

Come on!

Go and vote!

-We'll go! -Vote for Ursu!

Sure! Sure!

Beautiful girls!

Interesting!

You have a cigarette?

That's what you smoke?

People say they're natural.

They're good for the lungs.

Not really, but you know what they say.

If you're gonna have a vice, at least make it a cheap one.

Mister Ursu! Can I ask you a question?

Let's hear it.

Is it hard to be a politician?

It's not easy.

That's what I thought.

Whores,

cars,

drinking,

parties...

It's no joke.

You have to face it all, good or bad.

Right.

I'm not...

Just a thought.

If I wanted to be a politician, what should I do?

You need money for your campaign.

People need to know you so they can vote for you.

You think all these,

the bus, the vodka, the TV ads, posters

You think someone just hands them out to you?

No one gives you anything.

You're a smart guy.

I can make a party with you.

Then, let's make it!

Find the money,

and we'll do it.

Or do you think I'll pay for you?

Friends, allow me to give a friendly and athletic welcome

to the man who put together the first Ungheni marathon

named "The Health Marathon"

Mr. Serafim Ursu!

Long live Ursu!

First of all, allow me to say hello to mister Mireanu!

Vote for Ursu!

Octogenarian!

who proved and is still proving

that life is not as short as it looks!

Mr. Mireanu will honor us today

with the start of the marathon

using this starter!

Starter! Starter!

Because every competition needs a winner,

I thought I'd personally help the winner

by offering a special prize

of 5000 rubles!

Hey, people!

Wait a minute, people!

Vote for Ursu!

-Come on! -I can't go on.

Do you want to give it up? Those 5.000?

Now, that we are penniless?

-Are you crazy? -Yes.

-What are you saying there? -Let's stop.

Go, go !

Come on, you intellectual!

Get up, you animal! Get up!

I don't want to. Screw the money.

You trash! You're giving up that easily?

And what are we going to eat tomorrow?

And the day after tomorrow?

And how do we get to Arcașa?

Smart ass!

-Can you play the guitar? -No.

I mean, I could when I was young,

before going to the conservatory but it was for fun.

Very good! Wait here.

Show me this guitar.

-10.000. -Why so much? Is it a piano?

Anything cheaper?

The Russian ones, but they need fixing.

Give it here.

Tune it.

-What for? -Tune it and sing.

You want to beg? I don't beg.

If we don't beg, we're going to starve to death.

Come on!

No! I'm a music teacher.

I'm an academic choir tenor. It's true, amateur but academic.

I can't play for mercy!

No?

No.

But can you eat?

I haven't starved to death yet.

Shut up and sing.

If you don't...

We're splitting up right this moment!

The Earth is a nice home!

Not like this, professor, sing it louder!

-What do you mean louder? -So that everyone can hear you! Go on!

With windows shining in the sun.

Ladies and gentlemen, shame on you!

We don't know our history! This gentleman

was the music teacher of Yuri Gagarin!

And now look at him!

He's celebrating his birthday alone,

in the street, singing!

Shame on you, people! Come on, let's get closer!

Let's listen to him, let's congratulate him!

If Yuri Gagarin had been alive, he would have been

here, with his teacher!

We should be ashamed, ignoring our local people.

Let's listen to him!

Let's congratulate him!

Let's wish him a happy birthday!

But what's a birthday without a present?

Behold, people!

Professor, happy birthday!

Thank you!

Come, people!

Happy birthday to you!

Why aren't you eating?

I don't want to.

Why?

I never thought I'd end up begging.

Maybe you're used to this, but not me.

You didn't beg.

You've earned this money.

You played, and people paid you. Right?

No, I lied.

-How? -Well...

About Gagarin's professor.

Marian, look. People are mean.

And you have to be mean back.

What about morality?

Morality... Morality is bad for sanity.

As long as a music teacher, like you,

who worked all his life,

and can't pay for his own wedding...

Screw morality!

Do you have a dream?

Don't you want to do something important with your life?

I want to buy a crane.

A crane?

A real, big one? Like on a construction site?

I wish.

One you attach to a car.

It's cheaper.

This one is ours.

Boss, would you take us to Bălți?

Why won’t you talk? Are you dumb?

Will you take us to Bălți?

No.

And what took you so long?

I'm sorry.

Is anything broken?

Nothing's broken.

So?

I drank too much last night and now I’m feeling sick.

Why have you stopped here?

The spring is here. I drink some water when I feel sick.

And you really can't drive?

I can.

Then?

I don't want to.

Why?

If the police catches me, I'm screwed. I only have one penalty point left.

I have an idea about how to stop your hangover and cheat the alcohol test.

What idea?

I won't tell you now.

Take us to a gas station and I'll give you the tip.

Gas station?

With one condition.

Which?

You have to push the car, so if the police sees us,

they'll think we're having car trouble and leave us alone.

You're a smart guy.

I find this really stupid.

Shut up and push!

What if he won't take us?

He seems to be much of an asshole.

How can he not take us?

If he won't, I'll slice his tyres.

What's this?

Sunflower oil.

This is the tip.

If you want to cheat the alcohol test you need to drink a bottle of oil.

How?

With your mouth. Do it!

Are you sure?

I surely am!

But it's gross.

It's gross but healthy!

Omega 3!

I'm not drinking chemicals!

That’s nonsense!

It's good. Drink up!

Check the glove box!

What are these?

Fines.

That many? Have you been driving all the way from Mars?

That many!

They keep giving me tickets and I only have one penalty point left.

You got money to pay them, you must be a millionaire!

Yeah, right.

What kind of merchandise are you transporting?

Some canisters, atomisers, protection equipment, stupid stuff.

These guys from Europe sent them to the Moldavians, for the bird flu.

The guys from the Ministry of Agriculture said that it was not for them

and sent them to Exceptional Cases, the ones from Exceptional Cases

have sent them back to the Ministry of Agriculture.

And so a month has passed and I have to pay fines because of them.

Hey, intellectual!

I have an idea.

What kind of idea?

An idea.

Hey! Somebody bring me those bills!

-These ones? -Yes!

You go and take them!

Why me?

Shut up and take them!

This is the idea.

Hello.

That doesn’t look good.

How many chicken do you have?

I don't understand.

What is it to understand?

Have you heard about the bird's flu?

-20th century's plague! -21st!

There you go, 21st as well!

Yes?

Have you heard about it or not?

No.

Very good!

We have been ordered to disinfect your poultry from the flu.

Prepare 500 lei and take us to the chicken coop.

Why that much?

If you don't like it we have other orders.

We'll sacrifice them all.

Choose!

See that chicken?

The spotted one?

-What's with her? -I don't like her.

Why?

I don't like her behaviour.

And?

We'll need to take it with us, to the laboratory.

-You brought the money? -Yes.

Only 500?

Didn't you say 500?

Did I say 500? I said 600!

500!

I couldn't have said 500! The fee is 600!

Here!

Catch her!

He was right, you said 500 the first time.

500 doesn't divide by 3.

Go!

You know, I’ve been thinking...

Here, take the drumstick.

We'll do it again tomorrow!

You're crazy.

What if they catch us?

They won't.

Why aren't you eating?

I was thinking about home.

About Veronica?

Stop thinking about her.

Why?

This Veronica of yours...

is sort of everybody's.

What do you mean?

What do I mean?

I mean she's a whore.

Everyone in town knows her.

Except you.

You know how people call her?

Barcelona.

Barcelona?

20 years ago

she left for Spain.

She slept with the whole Barcelona football team.

In one night.

She stayed there for the next two years.

Why are you saying all these? Have you seen it for yourself?

-I haven't, but... -So?

I've seen it!

What did you see?

She's a street whore. A good one, though.

Well, she used to be, she's kinda saggy now.

I know her well.

What are you doing here?

We need to disinfect your poultry from bird flu. It is mandatory.

Who sent you?

The State.

And what do you want?

We're here about the bird flu pandemic.

We have orders to vaccinate the chicken

and to disinfect the chicken coops.

Orders from the ministry.

You have to pay for it.

Give me a cigarette.

Weren't they stinkers?

How many houses did we do?

-About 6. -7.

And money?

We have some.

How much?

I don't know. I need to count it.

Are you done?

There's an emergency at the station.

Who should I pay to?

Him!

I know a restaurant close to Bălți. Let's eat!

What can I get you?

Food. What do you have?

Chicken soup, grilled chicken breast, Baked chicken, boiled chicken,

chicken liver.

I'm fed up with chicken.

Anything else?

Bread.

All right, bring us some soup.

-Three? -Three.

We should eat and part ways nicely.

Nicely and fed up.

Fed up and with some money!

Tolea!

-Hello! -Hello!

Take a seat.

How are you?

All good.

You?

The same.

On the road, like always.

Did you order anything?

Some chicken soup.

What's this smell? Is it coming from you, guys?

You can feel it, huh?

If you don't like water...

We went to a poultry farm to take some feathers and we stink now.

Our boss is starting a business with feathers.

Feathers?

And how do you sell them?

By the kilo, by the sack?

By the sack, I guess. I don't know.

We just took the money.

Two bags. Never seen anything like it.

Two bags?

The big ones.

230.000.

How about a few drops?

If you say so...

What's going on? Are you crazy?

These guys are not drivers, are they?

No, they're just some guys.

You take a few drops of vodka and put them in your eyes.

It's like drinking 100 grams only not with your mouth.

So that the police doesn't smell you.

The result is more normal than drinking.

And you don't get a hangover.

And healthier.

Don't you want to try?

Only by car, only by the car...

I'll take you, my dear...

You're pretty like a flower, girl!

I have an idea.

What?

Before we part ways

Let's do a last...

What do you mean?

Didn't you hear what they said?

There's a poultry farm a few kilometres from here.

Do you know what that means?

Thousands of chicken!

Thousands!

You're crazy!

What if they catch us?

What if they won't?

They didn't catch us until now, so they never will.

You're drunk, buddy!

I am!

Can you imagine how much money is there?

It can’t compare to a few peasants...

Let's do it!

Hello!

We're here for the bird flu. The disinfection.

Is your boss here?

Yes, he is.

Why so expensive?

This is the ministry's fee. We're just doing our jobs.

I see, but I wasn’t even informed about this vaccination

the disinfection, as you call it.

They mixed up the papers.

The notice will reach you soon.

No, that's not how you do it.

I don't even know if I have this kind of money.

I have to call them.

Sir, you do what you have to do. We can leave.

But if you're fighting Ministry's orders and endangering the public health,

We're going to call the right people.

There's another small detail.

I don't think your superior will agree to the illegality happening here.

Well...

What do you mean by that?

How much did you get for the feathers?

If we look for the money, we might find it in the drawer.

How much time do you need for the...

-Three hours should be enough, right? -Right.

Good.

Go and do your work.

Let's go, guys.

Let's get out of here it stinks like hell.

We'll tell him we're done and that's it.

Vasea!

We'll leave these here.

Take them to the car.

We're going to go deal with the money.

-We're done. -Very good!

We're in a hurry.

We should get the money, as agreed.

Of course. Just a second, it’s coming.

Have a tea or a coffee!

No, thank you!

-Turn it a bit louder. -Of course!

No wars on this Earth!

No smoke, no ash in the wind!

Let there the children live in peace!

The children of planet Earth!

Everybody, hand in hand!

Come on, just a bit!

Come on, higher!

Go to the back!

Come down!

Come down, you hear me?

-Hello! -Hello!

From Cristopher Ismailovic, from Leova.

About the freight car?

Just a second so we get rid of this guy, then we'll go.

What's with him?

He's Mongolian.

He's the 14th this month.

They tell him they'll help him get to Europe,

they take their money and send them to us.

Hey, Nichifor!

Go get some sausage, he's probably hungry.

Maybe he'll come down.

I tried, boss.

It doesn't work. He looks at the sausage, he cries...

But he won't go down.

The hell he's in Europe.

Hey, you!

This is not the Europe you think!

Here's still Europe, but Eastern!

Get it?

Here... BAD!

NOT GOOD!

The other Europe is far away...

You guys handle it! I have work to do.

I am happy for our deal. Here’s the money!

How much is it?

How much did we agree on?

250.000.

Count it!

Mr. Arcașa, can I ask you something?

Please.

Why do you need so many horseshoes?

I'm making razors out of them.

Could you explain?

A horseshoe costs 5 lei.

A razor costs the same.

Only that, from a horseshoe, I can make 1000 razors.

That's 5000 lei.

So, out of 25 horseshoes

I'll get my money back

then I'm left with 49.975 horseshoes pure profit.

It's good, isn't it?

It's good.

So...

You thought you could make money off chickens.

Who came up with the idea?

His!

Yours?

Was it yours?

I don't know.

Stop stuttering! Tell us the facts.

It was my idea.

So that's what I’m writing down.

Marian Sumca!

Actually, it doesn't even matter.

Stupid thieves like you are a rare breed.

You wanted to dig into the government's pocket. Understandable!

But who told you to mess with

sub-colonel Pavel Archangel's farm?

You guys are crazy.

Just wait and see what he’s got in store for you.

You sprinkled his chickens with water and charged him a fortune.

Good day!

Can I help you?

How much is this one?

240.000, excellent model

130 tons lifting capacity at 60 meters

low gas consumption, brand new shape.

And this one?

The same, 240.000, excellent model,

130 tons at 60 meters,

low consumption, brand new shape.

Are you interested?

Yes, I am.

Let's go to my office.

Sir, this way!

Can I make a call?

To whom?

To somebody.

Maybe we can take care of it in a different way.

Take care of what?

How much is it? Still 10,000?

Hello!

Barcelona?

Yes.

Who is it?

Hello?

Talk to me!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

G'day!

Coffee?

-A beer. -Sure thing!

Boss, you wanna buy a bike?

Take a look! It has wheels, it has lights,

it has breaks, anything you need.

How much?

35.000.

Isn't it too much?

How much do you offer?

3.500.

Get out of here!

-Hello, good evening! -Good evening.

-Mr. Ursu? -Yeah.

-You don't recognize me. -Who is this?

Petro Dudka.

We worked together.

-The guy with the ideas. -That's right, the guy with the ideas.

-And? What do you want? -You were saying that if I find money,

we can make a party.

I did. I say a lot of things.

Well, I got the money.

-How much? -How much?

Enough.

-Good. Come by and we'll talk. -Where can I find you?

-Same old place. -Alright then.

Hello.

Do you have cigarettes?

No.

Then what do you have?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Nothing.

What can you do?

Sing.

To sing?

And what can you sing?

Well...

a bunch.

Then sing!

Sing, so we can enjoy life!

The Earth is a pretty home

With windows shining in the sun

Where the children play inside

A home called Earth

May wars be a thing of the past

Nor ashes or led through the wind

May children live happy and peaceful

On the planet we like to call Earth

Holding each other, hand in hand

Playing till the night falls

Through the bright green grass,

In pink and blue light, we sing and pick flowers

Through the bright green grass

In pink and blue light, we sing and pick flowers

The planet called Earth!

The planet called Earth!