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♪ Can Mary Fry some fish, mama? ♪

♪ I'm as hungry as can be. ♪

♪ Oh, lordy how I wish mama, you could keep the ♪

♪ baby quiet because my head's killing me. ♪

♪ I seen my ex last night, mama ♪

♪ at a dance at Miller store. ♪

♪ She was with that Jackie White mama ♪

♪ I killed them both ♪

♪ and they're buried under Jenkins sycamore ♪

How's the egg Salad Slick?

I don't like egg salad.

Well, Why'd you order it then?

I don't know. It's like, uh,

when you remember something good,

but you actually forgot

that you never liked it in the first place,

or something was good, but it was really bad.

You ever done that?

No.

Long day.

Yeah. The longest, hamster on a wheel.

The world's a hell.

What does it matter what happens in it?

Did you write that?

Stole it? You a lawyer or something?

No. I construct things. What Kind of things?

Places to live, exist.

Hmm. Married?

It's my wife's birthday.

I gotta go.

Well, that's sweet. What's stopping you?

I'm on my way.

Home is where the heart is.

Follow the red bird straight on till morning.

Finished?

I get a break in five.

I'll give you a hand job in the parking lot for 20 bucks.

This your car.

It's a rental

Mind if I finish?

No, don't smoke. It'll kill you.

So will a hole in your head

Who puts a hole in their own head?

Another nail in the old coffin.

So tell me slick, what's the skinny?

Out on the town?

I'm going home. It's my wife's birthday.

Home is where the heart is. That's the truth.

Oh. I really need to get going.

There's a waitress coming out here

to gimme a $20 hand job.

Whoa! There's trouble.

Why are you...

Dressed like a clown?

I work at a funeral home and the owner

thought it would lighten the mood.

You know, funny.

Well, I really need to get going.

Miles to burn.

Yeah.

Miles to burn...

Catch you later.

Hand Job's on me slick.

Boop.

♪ And I'm as nervous as can be mama ♪

♪ Let me tell bout' last night. ♪

This ain't working slick.

I've gotta get going anyway. I don't want to be late.

♪ Wishing both of us was dead. ♪

♪ You think I'm psycho, don't you mama? ♪

♪ I just killed Johnny's pup. ♪

♪ You think I'm psycho don't you

mamma. You better let em' lock me up. ♪

My gift to you is caution

in the way of man.

Beware of Prince Asmodeus

Refuse his colorful gifts.

The white of religious witness and

The red of war.

The black...

of famine.

And the paleness of pestilence.

It's my last gift and

I give it freely.

Beware.

$20 bought my passage to the eternal

feast, in Gehenna.

You, him?

You, him, you the, uh, drill man?

Hey, roll down the window. What are you fucking retarded?

Fucking...

You him?

You the drill man?

How'd you know?

A little red birdie told me.

He talks to Little Red Birds?

The guy's fucking with me now.

You coming or what?

Oh, it's my wife's birthday.

Will I be home in time?

Oh I'm sure you will.

Well then I'm going straight on till morning.

Sorry for getting you up at short notice,

but, this is a really big score.

I mean, the boss said we don't even

need a plan for this one.

I mean, you are the man, right? You are the drill man.

How long you been drilling for?

Piss poor planning yields

piss poor performance.

Ain't that right Drill man?

So ah, don't jinx something, alright?

I don't believe in jinx.

What do you mean you don't believe in jinx?

You don't believe in jinx, or

you don't believe that

this case warrants the fact

that it could be jinxed?

Just jinx. It's plural.

What?

Hey drill man. You believe in Jinx, don't you?

It jinxes, by the way,

I mean your English skills are fucking like atrocious. Really.

You're pissing me off by the way.

Well, fuck you very much. We went to

the same junior High School asshole.

And I know how to fucking conjugate shit.

Oh my God.

There she is. First National Bank.

We're robbing a bank?

Don't worry drill man.

You are the drill man, right?

Look, Chink's got you set up down there. Alright.

This is why I love small towns.

The Lassiter 4500 is in the basement.

Now it'll drill through two feet

of solid concrete under an hour in stealth mode.

We only need you to go 12 inches.

Chink got everything you asked for.

Time to get to work.

Drill man.

Okay. You're telling me that

the government invented public schools to keep people poor?

No.

What do you mean no?

No. Napoleon invented public schools.

Politicians just wanna be reelected.

Get the fuck outa here.

Napoleon did not invent public schools.

Asshole!

Name a better way to control people than to direct

the flow of information they have access to,

thereby framing their thought process.

Okay. Now you're saying that the government is

inventing public schools to brainwash kids.

That's what you're saying to me.

Don't they? I mean, you really

think Columbus discovered America?

There's a fucking day named after

him. Of course, Columbus invented-

Goverment pandering to Italian Americans.

Amerigo Vespucci discovered America.

Hey, what do you think?

You think your whole life's bullshit?

Oh, whatever.

So whatever, whatever.

Whatever, what fucking whatever.

Come on. What time is?

Time to go.

Chink's up there, right there waiting for you.

You're really stupid. Know that?

Why do you think they call it America idiot?

Get the fuck outta here with you.

Are you the drill man?

I'm Chink. I've got your stuff over here.

Lassiter 4500, clamps and stand.

The 4500 comes with stealth mode.

So everything like what you asked for.

I asked for this?

Some people would kill themselves to get hold of this.

I'll let you get to it.

Should I do it?

Sure. Beautiful.

This is your world and you're the drill man.

Hey slick.

You should understand what you're doing before you use it.

Safety first.

Are you sleeping?

Actually, I've been having a bit of a sleeping problem Bob.

You've been putting in some serious hours.

The old man ought to be ashamed.

I agree Bob he should.

Gotta get your rest before you give it to the wife.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah!

Uh, actually, like I said,

I've been having a bit of trouble sleeping.

Boy, it is hot down here.

Yeah. Yeah. I should turn the temperature down.

Well catch you later Slick.

What the fuck, Chuck?

What the fuck what?

We're on a schedule you know?

X marks the spot.

Yeah! Drill that sweet bitch. Let's see what's inside.

How's it going?

Bits keep breaking.

Well, you are the fucking drill man.

Decrease the pressure and increase the velocity Slick.

Are you sure?

Are you?

Are you or are you not the drill man?

I'm not sure.

Nice hole.

Come on. We're on a schedule.

Once a year, they collect the money to go back to the mint

to be replaced by new money.

An armored car drives nonstop

from Philly to Detroit to Cleveland or wherever.

Supposed to be nonstop. But the boss knows a guy who knows

a guy who knows.

You know, the guy who knows, knows

who took care of the armored car.

You know how? Do you know? Do you know?

I don't know.

Sugar!

Yeah, sugar. Millions of bucks

and they broke the truck by putting sugar in the tank.

The concussion set off the alarm,

but it resets in a couple of minutes.

You gotta love these small towns.

Let's go.

Hey, thanks.

Don't mention it. Seriously. Don't mention it.

They'll think you're fucking crazy.

Hard to kill a roach.

They just keep going and going and going

and going and going...

I love small towns.

Gotta love 'em.

True economic backbone of our society.

Stop with the bull shit. Stop it. I don't want to hear you.

Shit. Hey, drill man.

Are you sure you're not retarded?

It's your choice to get in this car,

but either way, it's going where it always goes.

Got it slick?

Men blaspheme in matters they don't understand.

Beasts. Creatures of

instinct born only

to be caught and

destroyed. And like beasts.

They will perish.

But not by chance.

By choice. Always choice.

Our choice.

My choice.

I hate egg salad.

How was your day?

Long. The longest.

Every day seems so long.

What's for dinner?

Sandwich night, egg salad.

Did you fix the door?

My birthday's tomorrow. I wanna

go to the city. Don't be late.

I won't be late.

I'm not spending my birthday in

this ridiculous small town again.

I said I won't be late.

The door still needs fixing.

The screws are stripped.

Drill new holes.

I'll get on it.

That's what you said last week.

I've been putting in a lot of extra hours at work.

They wanna make me partner.

A real man takes care of his home too.

I am doing my best!

It's not good enough!

Fix the door.

I've told you over and over

and over.

You remember the job we did in Poughkeepsie?

Freaking security guard tries to take us down

with a screwdriver.

What's he going to do? Screw us to death?

Remember the job in Dayton?

Liverwurst.

Oh man.

Is this um, is this gonna take long?

My my wife's birthday.

I don't wanna be late.

What can I get you to drink?

Coffee.

Coffee.

You uh, you got any tea?

Just Lipton?

No Earl Gray?

No.

No chamomile?

No.

No spicy Chi?

Just Lipton.

Coffee.

Okay. And you?

You don't recognize me?

No. What can I get you to drink?

I know you.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, where do you know me from?

Truck stop.

What's that supposed to mean?

I never worked no truck stop.

Oh, nothing. Nothing. Just that we've met.

Well, you're saying an awful lot for saying nothing.

Oh, I had an egg salad sandwich.

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I don't know you.

No wait.

You gave me a hand job for $20.

Oh, well now I'm certain we haven't met.

I would've charged you 40.

Oh, you are a wild man.

This is, this is classic.

I mean, only in a small town, right?

You gotta love them.

What's the rush Slick?

I don't want my wife to be angry.

What? You've been messing up at home. Wild man.

No, I've got a door that needs fixing

Then fix it.

I haven't had the time.

You got the time to rob a bank, but

you don't have to fix a fuckin' door.

I'm gonna use the facilities.

Oh, I'm sure you do.

We need to go. Boss needs to see you.

Sorry 'bout that partner.

In a hurry?

Uhhuh. Yes.

But you haven't finished your sandwich yet.

Gotta keep up your strength cow poke.

Do you mind?

That is a good sandwich.

I've got a birthday to go to.

But we haven't been properly introduced.

I'm Skinny Bill on account, I got a big cock.

Just joshin' you. It's 'cause I'm skinny.

Do you have a name?

Catch you later partner.

See, that's why small town security

is just some of the worst.

What? The fact that you could

get a hand job from redhead.

Well, I didn't.

Probably a cock tease.

Nothing worse than a cock tease. Wouldn't you think?

Yeah. Oh, you sure are sweet.

Oh slick. You must have been a beautiful baby.

I'm so sorry the time's been so cruel.

Have you ever satisfied a woman?

Let's get started now.

Come on, let's have a little talk here.

Irregardless small town security-

No no. It's just regardless.

Look, I said what I said.

I heard what you said.

Irregardless is a redundancy.

What you need to say is regardless.

Same thing. You're saying the same fuckin' thing

over and over.

Lou, you're really

starting to piss me off, man.

I'm sorry, there's someone's fuckin' in the back.

Shut up!

I gotta go home.

Hey, you're coming with us.

The boss wants to see you, so knock

it off back there. The two of you.

Shut up!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We got company.

Alright, everybody be cool.

Stop fuckin', we're good. Relax.

Pull the fuck over. We're fine.

Just stay cool.

Howdy there partners. Out for a ride?

Can we help you with something Officer?

You can call me Skinny Bill on the count I-

Well, stripe my shirt and call me a jailbird.

If this ain't a co-winky dink.

What was your name again?

Uh, a officer with due respect.

I mean, we got places to go, you know?

Yeah? Where's that?

Did we do something wrong Officer?

Your inspection sticker is out.

You saw that from all the way back there?

I got real good eyesight.

Must eat a lot of carrots.

You know that there's a myth.

Carrots aren't actually any better

for your eyesight than any other fruits or vegetables.

Not to dissuade you from having a balanced diet,

which should include fruits and vegetables.

Sorry about the inspection.

One more thing though.

I'm gonna need you to pop your trunk for me.

I'm just joshin' ya.

We like to greet all

of our visitors in person.

Make them feel real welcome like.

Well, officer, we feel real welcome now.

Good. Irregardless though

I'm gonna need you to take care of that inspection though.

Will do officer.

Catch you later.

Get along now little doggies.

Irregardless. See how fucking stupid

he sounds. Irregardless.

Regardless. Irregardless

doesn't mean anything.

Stop fucking laughing. Let's go. God dammit.

Hey. He's really happy with your work.

Lou or the boss?

Lou or the boss what?

Is happy with my work.

The boss.

Lou's not happy with my work?

No. I mean, yeah. Lou too.

Lou is too?

Yeah. Lou too.

Okay. Boss will be out in a minute.

Ah, I'm gonna split before Mrs. Boss gets here.

Damn Chink still?

Yeah, she gives me a hard on, okay.

You're gonna love her Slick.

Are you the drill man?

Do you do a lot of drilling?

I have recently.

Maybe you could show me.

Show you what?

How to drill.

Well, I don't know much... but the Lassiter 4500

in stealth mode does the trick.

At least up to 12 inches.

Boys.

I'm absolutely ravenous.

You look so familiar to me.

I should.

I'm desire.

See you later drill man.

You are a wild man.

Okay. Let's eat.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Eat. Shall we.

So my friend, I hear you are an exceptional skill.

You'll be compensated well.

Thank you.

But the roach deserves most of the credit.

Of course it does. They're very hard to kill.

That's what he said.

Where did you first start drilling?

At home?

I Think. I think.

At home.

Lovely. Just lovely.

To be good at something. It starts at home.

You have to be committed through flesh and bone.

And then, and then the guy says,

you gave me a hand job for 20 bucks.

Small towns.

I mean, you gotta love them.

I hope you appreciate my hospitality.

I do. Very much.

It doesn't look like you're appreciating it very much.

Egg salad. I'm told it's your favorite.

It's what you deserve.

Hey, I understand that you're happy with my work.

And Lou is too.

La Concours.

That means a game.

It means a contest. It's French.

Name three famous princes. Go.

Uh, prince of Wales.

One.

The artist, Prince, the singer.

Two.

The Prince of Darkness.

I'm proud of you all, but I believe it's my

lovely bride for the win.

Metonyms.

That means synonyms.

Go.

Mephistopheles.

Beelzebub.

Bael.

Diablo.

Lucifer.

Satan.

The devil?

Stop.

I believe we have a winner.

Elegant in its shallow obviousness.

A feast fit for a prince.

I'm really tired.

Yeah, because you've been really busy.

A wild man.

Perhaps then

entertainment fit for a prince.

Now. It's off to bed

early to rise, for killers.

Kill and liars lie.

But don't despair if you're not there

because killers only lie about killing.

Nighty-night.

Sleep tight. What's inside my mind tonight?

I guess...

Yes?

I don't know.

Oh, but you do. You've seen it.

Farewell all.

I will speak to you alone, mono-y-mono.

Just before daybreak.

I've got a birthday to go to.

It's a sleepover at the boss' house.

Don't fuck this up.

I don't want to be late.

Yeah wild man, don't fuck this up.

Hear me. And be eager.

And make your election sure.

Deny the gifts.

The cost is not worth the season of reward.

If you do this

You'll never fall.

Never.

It's as if angels are shedding their wings.

Do you know me?

You're the boss.

Who are you?

What is this place?

This is the third reality.

There's what you know.

What you think,

And the dialectical unity where the absolute

and relative join together.

The place you fear the most

and yet secretly wish for.

I don't understand anything you're saying.

I know. Your ignorance and pain feed the

many who hunger for it.

Hey slick. What gives?

Uh, the Simpson account.

Strong presentation. Good lines.

Gives the illusional movement.

Yeah. I think so.

Old man wants to make your partner, huh?

Must be a lot of pressure. Yeah. Put 'em up

put 'em off.

Bob, Bob, Bob, I just, uh, you

know, just try to do my best.

I try to see what's really here.

Use it.

With this. The GE building and the condos.

I'd say you've been putting in some serious hours.

You're a shoe in for the partnership.

Yeah. Serious hours indeed Bob.

The old man ought to be ashamed working you so hard.

You know, you have a pretty little wife at home?

I need to spend more time with her.

I've seen her hubba-hubba. Yeah.

Anyway. He ought to be ashamed.

Yeah. Ashamed. Yeah.

Women can't live with 'em

and you can't, you know.

You ever wonder what's inside their head?

Deep inside their thin little skulls.

Bob I -

It'll be over soon. You'll see.

And you can just do it all over again.

Over and over and over and over

and over, and over.

Don't you know who I am?

You're a prince.

Yes, my son and my bride is Desiree.

What do you desire? What do you really want?

Peace and quiet just for a moment.

A single moment.

A single moment.

Thy will be done.

My birthday's tomorrow.

You've been putting in some serious hours.

The old man should be ashamed.

The door still needs fix. Real

man takes care of his home too.

I'm doing my best.

It isn't good enough!

Fix the door!

I told you over and over and over!

The Ferryman requires payment.

Women are all basically the same.

They want what they want

and we should give them what they want.

That's how we get what we want. You follow me?

Don't move your head.

And people are stupid.

You don't get smart until you get about my age.

Then you don't give a crap. You follow me?

I said don't move your head. You want to shave?

Yes, please.

Stupid people are stupid.

I know this guy owns a deli

up the street. He gets robbed.

The thief wants the cash in the drawer. He gives it to him.

But the thief gets mad. Says, is this it?

Yeah. So he tied him up

and he worked the whole day behind the counter

putting the money in his

pocket until the cops came.

But that's not the stupid part. No.

The customers liked him so much. The owner hired him.

Stupid fucking people.

So are you married?

Don't move your head.

Give her what she wants.

And don't be stupid.

Do you follow?

Don't move your head!

You gotta know what's inside that head. Do you understand?

Is your salvation secure brother?

I don't know. I'm late.

Never too late. For he who acknowledges the Son

of Man publicly, will be acknowledged by Him

before the angels. Do not let eternity be stolen

by the Prince of Darkness.

I know seven different names for him.

Impressive. I am Parson Brown, the purveyor

of salvation. For a small donation

I can assure you, brother, I can assure your ascension

to the most high place.

No guarantees, contract devoid where

prohibited. Of course.

Of course.

Or... the great black deep, where the worm does not die

and the fire casts no light.

You should hang on to that. I will pray for you brother.

If it is not too late.

The promised land is only promise to those

who seek His name and obey His Word.

Diane?

Hiya slick. You made it home.

Where's my wife?

That there's the $64,000 question now, ain't it?

Diane.

Where's my dinner?

Oh you.

It's sandwich night. You know, egg salad.

Oh, I hate egg salad.

And I hate that darn broken door.

Oh, one of these days, Diane. One of these days.

One of these days what? You gonna put a

hole through my head?

Fuck your fucking door.

Did I...?

Afraid so.

Now, how about we mosey on downtown

and take care of some paperwork?

I don't want to work anymore.

I am up for a partner. Did you know I'm up

for a partner? But I don't want it.

Why do I have to be a partner to be a success?

I'm so tired of you told what to do.

I have a pretty little wife at home.

I understand.

But you've gotta pay the wages for certain sin.

That there's a facts of life.

I've gotta, I've gotta fix the door.

I've gotta fix that goddamn door. Or she'll keep asking me.

I just want some peace and quiet.

You calling me out there partner.

I am the drill man.

Well then, there's only one thing to do.

♪ I am the Ferryman and you are the fair. ♪

Some men are like springs without water.

Some are like mist driven

by a storm, mouthing empty words.

I was deceived. But it is I who have become slave

to my own deception.

For a man is slave to whatever has mastered him.

And the blackest of darkness

is reserved for such as these.

♪ Can Mary Fry some fish? Mama. ♪

♪ I'm as hungry as can be. ♪

♪ Oh, Lordy. How I wish Mama. ♪

♪ You could keep the baby quiet

because my head's killing me. ♪

♪ I seen my ex last night, mama ♪

♪ at a dance at Miller store. ♪

♪ She was with that Jackie White mama. ♪

♪ I killed them both. And they're

buried under Jenkins sycamore. ♪

♪ Don't you think I'm psyco mama. ♪

♪ You can pour me a cup ♪

♪ if you think I'm psycho mama. ♪

♪ Better let 'em lock me up. ♪

♪ Don't hand the dog to me, mama. ♪

♪ I might squeeze him too tight ♪

♪ and I'm as nervous as can be, mama. ♪

♪ But let me tell you bout' last night. ♪

♪ I woke up in Johnny's room, mama ♪

♪ standing right by his bed ♪

♪ with my hands near his throat, mama ♪

♪ wishing both of us was dead. ♪

♪ You think I'm psycho don't you mama? ♪

♪ I just killed Jonny's pup. ♪

♪ You think I'm psycho don't you mama. ♪

♪ You better let 'em lock me up. ♪

♪ You know the little girl next door, mama. ♪

♪ I think her name is Betty Clark. ♪

♪ Oh, don't tell me that she's dead, Mama. Why?

♪ I just seen her in the park. ♪

♪ She was sitting on a bench mama ♪

♪ thinking of a game to play. ♪

♪ Seems I was holding a wrench, mama. ♪

♪ Then my mind walked away. ♪

♪ You think I'm psycho, don't you, Mama? ♪

♪ Didn't mean to break your cup. ♪

♪ You think I'm psycho don't you mama. ♪

♪ Mama, mama. ♪

♪ Why don't you get up? Say something to me. Mama. ♪

♪ Mama. Why don't you get up? ♪