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[Wags]
Previously on "Billions"...
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[Axe] You know
those poison-tip arrows
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that go through one guy
and kill another?
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[Axe] As long as it
doesn't come from you.
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You get someone else
to ask her.
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Won't track back to me.
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[Axe] You come through for me,
I'll pay off your house.
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People are getting sick
on Ice Juice.
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[Chuck] Freezing the assets?
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Now, that's an Ivan Koloff bear
hug you're putting on the man.
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You're squeezing the breath
out of him.
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But now you owe me.
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A favor to be named later.
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Back channeling, patronage.
I lost my taste for it.
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Just don't forget, it was the
back channels and deal-making
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that put you
in that position.
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Remind me again, and it's
the last meal we share.
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It is still Axe Capital,
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no matter who's making
the day-to-day decisions.
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Are you sure?
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I know it's Axe's faith that
confers value on me
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until I have
a track record of my own.
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Unless it becomes necessary,
I will not leave.
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I'm holding in my hand
Robert Axelrod's signature
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relinquishing his ability
to trade securities.
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Well...
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ol' Samson
got a real buzz cut.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Counting Crows
"Round Here" ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Step out the front door
like a ghost into a fog ♪
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♪ Where no one notices
the contrast ♪
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♪ Of white on white ♪
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♪ In between the moon and you,
the angels get a better view ♪
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♪ Of the crumbling difference
between wrong and right ♪
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♪ Well, I walk in the air ♪
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-Hold on.
-♪ Between the rain ♪
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♪ Through myself
and back again ♪
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♪ Where? ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Maria says she's dying ♪
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Bobby. Are you okay?
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[Axe] I went down
to the crossroads.
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What?
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[Axe]
I made a mistake.
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The deal.
I can't do it--not trade.
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I've worked my entire life
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putting myself in a position
where I would be truly free--
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no limits, nothing
I couldn't do.
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And with one signature,
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I've stripped myself
of all of that.
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It wasn't the signature
that did it.
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It was the living like
there were no rules.
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That's what made
the signature necessary.
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[Chuck]
Wendy? You all right?
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Yeah. Don't wake up
the kids.
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I'll be right up.
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I can't do this now.
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[Wendy] Realize that limits,
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constraints,
they can be useful.
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Letting someone else
run Axe Capital gives you
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a chance to realign
who you are.
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To get good at letting go.
Which is a different
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kind of freedom. A more
powerful kind of freedom.
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Now go to sleep.
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Even if it were a good idea,
which it's not,
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there is nothing you can do
to regain control at this hour.
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[sighs]
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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We need to meet.
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[Axe] These fuckers can
take away my ability to trade
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but not my ability to see.
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Insightful guy like you,
how you gonna turn it off?
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I'm not. I can't.
I don't want to.
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If you can't trade on
the insights, who can?
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Only those who I have
reason to trust absolutely.
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-And that's me.
-It better be.
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Because no one can know I'm
behind any of these trades.
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Well, our doors wouldn't
be open if it wasn't for your,
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um, let's say goodwill.
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And when we're done,
those doors are gonna open
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on to a much bigger shop.
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Been hoping
to hear from you.
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I've been wanting to expand,
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but I've never been
great at the raise.
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That'll no longer be a problem
for Old Oaks Investments.
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Your money is
always good here.
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You can't direct funds,
so how's this work?
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Let's dive the fuck in.
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I'll be in touch.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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So, this is
the way it's done?
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Yeah.
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And there's really nothing
we can do but--
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Hope the wheel
of fate favors us.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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Welcome to old New York,
where judicial assignment's
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still determined by
the spin of a wheel.
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Hey, it beats having
Chief Judge Morgenstern
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make 'em after a long night
of gin at the goulash joint.
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-Drinking or playing?
-Both.
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[humming]
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For the United States
v. Robert Axelrod...
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[papers rustling]
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...Judge Leonard Funt.
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Do I have to say it?
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You really don't.
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You just got Funted.
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Ha! [laughs]
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[laughing continues
in distance]
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How bad is this?
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Funt is a true believer in
the power of a free market.
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Old school Libertarian.
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He's the best friend
Bobby Axelrod
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could have on the bench.
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Well, if Connerty
builds the case right,
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the judge doesn't matter.
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Wrong.
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You need to find a way
to get Funt off the case.
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So the wheel spits
out another name?
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No. Only one spin,
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then it's up to
Chief Judge Morgenstern.
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The other judges lobby him,
depending on if they want
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on or off. So you need
to stunt that process.
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That is tampering
twice over.
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No. It's finesse.
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[inhales sharply]
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I don't break promises,
so our unappetizing deal holds.
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-Mm.
-But it will not expand.
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Fate has dealt our hand.
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Now we play it.
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[bell dings, car horn honks]
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♪♪♪
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[Wendy] Chuck.
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What couldn't be talked
about on the phone?
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We got judge-fucked
in the Axelrod case.
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And, uh, I don't mean
"We, the people," I mean--
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We. Our family.
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-Fuck.
-Yeah.
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We need a judge who
believes that the rich
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have gotten away with
too much for too long.
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And one who won't allow Axelrod
to create a distraction
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by alleging I set up
a roach motel and lured him in.
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Axe can't do that without
essentially admitting his guilt.
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I know.
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That's one of the things
keeping me up at night.
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You know what I risked--
what I gave up--to get him.
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What would
he give to get me?
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Everything.
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[sighs]
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Well, the judge we drew
is Leonard Edward Funt.
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Isn't that good news?
Doesn't he owe you--
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Yes, there is a debt.
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I once did him a kindness.
But back then, during a case,
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I tried to allude to
the favor in conference,
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and that man hammered me
for even hinting at it.
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[scoffs]
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Seemed to grow
larger as he talked,
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the way some men can
when they're not pretending
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to dignity and honor but they're
actually made of the stuff.
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You withdrew
the request?
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I did.
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And I fear it would
be even worse today.
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See, if he wouldn't return a
favor back when it was fresh,
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why would he do so now?
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But that's not what
happened, is it?
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He didn't actually refuse.
He didn't say no.
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Not in so many words.
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What he did was: spare
himself the question
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by putting a tougher
one to you.
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It's about will, Chuck.
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Impose your will on him
until he does what
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he needs to
and repays the debt.
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Why, you are a marvel.
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Go.
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Do what you have to do.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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I've recently invested
nine billion of Axe Cap's money
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back into the market. In phases.
And now when it's time
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for the next phase,
another two billion--
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You can't.
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Why?
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There's a velvet rope
around it. So to speak.
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What's actually
around it?
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A directive from Axe that
the money remain untouched.
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Is he considering
moving the funds
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or deploying
them elsewhere?
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Never mind.
You don't know.
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Don't I?
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Maybe Axe is hedging.
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Against the main fund?
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Against you.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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[door opens]
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Ah. The two billion.
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I told them:
velvet rope.
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Spoken like a man who's still
mad he never got into Xenon.
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I'm on it, Taylor.
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[cellphone beeps]
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This is clean. And it
does what you need,
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how you need. Tracks
it all in real time.
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We've also swept
the apartment.
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There are no listening devices,
no visual recording devices,
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no compromising
devices of any kind.
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But guests leave eyes and ears,
so we should sweep often.
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-Who else visits?
-The women.
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Wand them.
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He will.
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So, this is the Counter Intel
team, the new Halls.
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I don't think
they care for that.
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Why should I trust you
to do anything other than
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point me to the nearest
avocado toast?
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For whom have
you worked?
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Is this just a walk
on the wild side
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to spice up
the b-school essays?
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How much you doing
this for the money?
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You can answer him.
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In re bona fides,
John built the code for
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four successful startups
in high school then Stanford,
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then was asked to travel to
71 countries for DARPA
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and Other Government Agency,
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all which he did
without complaint.
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And Timmy Dones
has a military background.
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What fucking war
were you in?
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Mr. Hall fought
the wars you've heard of.
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I fought the ones
you haven't.
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As for your other questions.
It's none of your business,
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smashed spring pea toast
is the new avocado toast,
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and 70 percent.
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Are we clear to talk
to Mr. Wagner going forward?
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Discuss anything except
women you care about.
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Yeah, so,
the two billion.
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Ah, and here I was thinking
you came to keep me company.
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Look, I know you're
giving it to outside funds,
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not on the surface.
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It'll get routed around
the world first,
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but then it will land
in certain funds,
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and suddenly they'll get hot
as Farrah Fawcett in '76.
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Don't do it.
One errant e-mail,
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one recorded call,
one trade that tracks back
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to you--and it's
Hassan chop!
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00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:32,458
We're done. All of us.
256
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,417
There's no need
for it, bwana.
257
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,000
Satisfy your urges
some other way.
258
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,709
Buy yourself something.
259
00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:40,583
I bought it all
already.
260
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:41,959
Probably thrown it out.
261
00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:43,875
What about that vintage Cheetah
you've been eyeballing?
262
00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:46,959
Look, this is not a message
I'm born to carry.
263
00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:49,417
It goes against everything
I've built my life on.
264
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:53,375
But for you, holding back
is essential right now.
265
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,125
You're right about
hiding the money.
266
00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:56,667
That's too dangerous.
What if I didn't?
267
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,792
-Huh?
-I could have Taylor move it,
268
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:03,625
on-the-books, perfectly legal
disbursements to outside shops.
269
00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,375
Bobby--that's right, I'm not
calling you "Mr. President,"
270
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:07,792
I'm calling you "Bobby"
because I've never used
271
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,458
your first name
and I want to underline
272
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:11,959
how serious this moment is.
273
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:12,834
You've called me
Bobby before.
274
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:15,542
Strategic mistake,
but not nearly as big
275
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,166
as the one you're making
if you ask Taylor to do this.
276
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,667
They have nothing
to gain by going along.
277
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:21,917
They get to keep their
princely fucking job.
278
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,166
If you fire them,
it will look like what it is.
279
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,917
And you can't have it appear
you're illegally meddling.
280
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,125
Especially when you're
illegally meddling.
281
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,333
-My point--
-I get your point.
282
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,542
So you won't take
the two billion?
283
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:36,542
I get your point.
284
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,750
Let's leave it at that.
285
00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:42,917
Ah!
286
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,709
If it isn't George and Edward.
287
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,417
Which one of you will give up
the throne for love?
288
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,125
That seems like
a stupid reason.
289
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,500
You must be George.
290
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,667
Are you coming to our
game later, Uncle Wags?
291
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,166
Is it official
Little League?
292
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,875
-Yeah.
-Can't. Banned for life.
293
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,667
Well, here we are on
the Axelrod case together,
294
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,834
so, you know, we got our
fairy tale ending after all.
295
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,834
You been working out? You look
like you've been working out.
296
00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:12,834
There's no good way
to answer that question.
297
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,917
Is it ping pong?
You back at the tables?
298
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,792
Uh, can I get a lawyer?
299
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,166
[tires screech]
300
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:26,000
Excuse me,
Ms. Gonzalez--
301
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,041
Special Agent
Terri McCue, FBI.
302
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,166
Uh,
me llamo Bryan Connerty,
303
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,709
uh, Federal prosecutor.
304
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:35,041
He's also
second alternate
305
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,041
at the World Table Tennis
Championships.
306
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,333
I'm really not...
that good.
307
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:42,000
Ms. Gonzalez, we don't care
about your immigration status.
308
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,375
That's not what we do.
309
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:46,208
We may even be able to help you
if you cooperate with us.
310
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,041
We want to speak to you about
your boss, Victor Mateo.
311
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:51,208
[Guatemalan accent] Mr. Victor,
he's very good.
312
00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:52,917
He and his wife,
they sponsor me for
313
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,792
the green card,
so I don't need help.
314
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,583
You're not eligible
for a green card
315
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,375
if you've committed a crime.
316
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,750
A crime?
No. No, no, no.
317
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:03,375
Let's put it up
on the colortini.
318
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,000
[gasps]
319
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:11,166
That couple near you snapping
selfies were undercover agents.
320
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,250
Mr. Victor
made me do it.
321
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:17,583
Did Mr. Victor give you
the vial? Did he pay you?
322
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:22,041
It was someone else. A woman.
But I know that it was for him.
323
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:25,542
Him and his wife,
son monstruos.
324
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:28,041
One time I drop a glass
licorera--Baccarat.
325
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:33,208
Then Missus, she break the tail
light to my car to punish.
326
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:36,208
I had to drive home afraid
that I get pulled over
327
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,625
and sent back to Guatemala.
328
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,041
Now I take the bus.
329
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:42,458
I want to know how it worked.
When and where--
330
00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:44,709
The way that Mr. Victor and his
wife are--I can't be late.
331
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:47,125
Or do I have
to tell them...
332
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,792
No, no, no. Don't...
don't say anything.
333
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:51,583
After work, you'll come
to my office
334
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:55,500
and give a statement.
335
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,875
Lo prometo.
336
00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:00,417
[bird chirping]
337
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,625
[vacuum whirring]
338
00:15:02,709 --> 00:15:05,291
[Axe]
Yeah, what is it?
339
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,250
[Victor]
My maid was late today.
340
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,917
She's never late.
341
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:16,291
We have a real problem.
We need to meet.
342
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,333
Group of guys who
own this car,
343
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:25,709
it's a smaller club than
the one that owns NBA teams,
344
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,000
only 29 ever built.
345
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,834
Which is exactly
why I'm buying it.
346
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:32,000
Which is why I'm gonna
let you outbid me.
347
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,375
[laughs] Thanks.
348
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:34,917
Sounds like you
want something.
349
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,458
I do.
350
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,166
I want in on
the new shit.
351
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:41,333
You're raising money for
new ventures, count me in.
352
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:45,000
Thanks, but I'm not looking
to give up any more equity.
353
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,000
You're saying no
to money?
354
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,709
Look, Axe, let me answer
the question you didn't ask,
355
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:54,333
and this pains me to say...
356
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:56,625
I don't want your money.
357
00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:58,792
I've got too many eyes
on me, and I can't be
358
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,792
anywhere near the shit show
you're in the middle of
359
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:02,333
right now.
360
00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:06,875
Noted.
361
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:11,875
♪♪♪
362
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,208
Michael Panay.
363
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,333
You haven't gone home
with a car this year.
364
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:18,709
Is it the one you had your
heart set on all along?
365
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:21,583
If Bill Thomas built a toaster,
I'd skip work to buy that.
366
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,208
But you won't actually
buy this car, will you?
367
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:27,583
Because you've been downsizing,
hoping no one would see.
368
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:28,625
[laughs]
369
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,208
We're not downsizing.
370
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:33,333
I was on the other side
of the Alperin trade.
371
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:34,250
I know how much
you lost.
372
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,875
Well, I know you're
not exactly trending
373
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,875
in the right
direction, either.
374
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:40,500
Maybe we help each other.
375
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,083
I lead the early bidding,
knock out the dabblers,
376
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:45,667
then you swoop in
at your desired price.
377
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:46,709
What's your number?
378
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:49,792
Mike, I'd pedal
the fucking Flintstones car
379
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,125
before I went in
on this with you.
380
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:55,083
♪ dramatic music ♪
381
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:58,959
♪♪♪
382
00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:01,417
♪♪♪
383
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:06,291
♪♪♪
384
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,458
You sure?
385
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,250
I know my people.
386
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,250
She's been approached.
387
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,959
I'll handle it.
388
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:18,333
You know what this
means, don't you?
389
00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:20,625
They'll be coming
for the others.
390
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,333
[door opens]
391
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,834
If that bursts into flame,
392
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,625
I'm denouncing you
to Governor Danforth.
393
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:33,125
It's a focus exercise.
394
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,333
And Danforth is
just in the play.
395
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:39,375
At the real Salem trials,
the judge was William Stoughton.
396
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,959
Careful, that sounds like
something a witch would know.
397
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:47,333
Also: We're looking good
on the two billion.
398
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:50,166
Now that got
you focused.
399
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,625
I'm here to break
the glass.
400
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,709
In case of
emergency, you know?
401
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,500
Breathe, then talk.
402
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:02,000
We're getting hit
by a tsunami.
403
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,709
Shit.
Did the Fed hike--
404
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,500
No. Actual tsunami.
In Brazil.
405
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,667
No way. Brazil
doesn't have tsunamis.
406
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,500
The worst they get
is ressacas do mar.
407
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,834
"Sea hangover."
408
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,667
Am I the only person here
who's loved a Portuguese woman?
409
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:16,667
Brazil does not
normally have tsunamis.
410
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:17,875
Black swan event.
411
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:20,041
How heavy
are we in Brazil?
412
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,709
Jim Morrison at the end.
413
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,208
Our newly redeployed funds
are affected in dozens
414
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:25,417
of different ways,
among the most notable,
415
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,166
-Brazilian sugar and shipping.
-So we buy sugar futures.
416
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,041
Impending shortage
means prices go up.
417
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,125
Everyone will do that,
but sure.
418
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,166
A few of the moves
I'm already making.
419
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,917
Shorting Brazil's
largest debt holder,
420
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,875
buying long-dated VIX calls.
Also buying solar, wind,
421
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,750
and every
alternative energy play
422
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:44,000
not dependent on
government subsidy.
423
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,000
Um, is no one worried
424
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:51,792
about the people,
you know, in Brazil?
425
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:54,417
If you want to pretend
you're concerned, see Wendy.
426
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,041
He's not pretending, Wags.
427
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,667
If you really care,
start a walk-a-thon.
428
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:02,000
Tough Mudders are
the new walk-a-thons.
429
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:04,375
But don't bring
that shit to me.
430
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:08,792
Our own foundation was set up
for just these situations
431
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:11,917
as a kind of emotional
and fiscal catch-all
432
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,250
for you to use as a tool
for you to get
433
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,250
your conscience out of the way.
434
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,458
I wondered why you
showed at this meeting,
435
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,208
you fucking vulture.
436
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:23,834
What would salve my conscience
and my wallet is if I was
437
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,250
a fucking contractor in Brazil.
438
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,500
Too bad their leading
construction company's
439
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,750
a scandal factory.
440
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,083
Can't get into bed
with a firm that's had almost
441
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:33,041
100 executives indicted.
442
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,792
Our principal
has been indicted.
443
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:40,208
If it's a money-maker,
we do it.
444
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,542
Legal trouble does
not mean you can't fulfill
445
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,333
your teleological purpose.
446
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,750
We're on the clock, people.
447
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:48,709
Now's the time
to earn your paychecks.
448
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:51,041
[siren wails in distance]
449
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:53,333
[door opens]
450
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,583
There's something
I always wondered:
451
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,083
Why aren't you Charlie?
452
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,166
-[sighs]
-Feels like you would have
453
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:01,417
-been a great Charlie.
-No, I agree.
454
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,291
Oh, Charlie Rhoades, yeah,
that guy's yer best friend.
455
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,375
-Yeah.
-Right?
456
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:08,917
Sure. Call ol' Charlie,
see if he can fill in, uh,
457
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,291
as a fourth for tennis
or on a double date
458
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,208
or just ride around
smashing mailboxes.
459
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,625
Yeah. Charlie.
The best.
460
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:21,417
But in our household,
my father was Charles.
461
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,125
and every now
and then someone,
462
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,166
business associate, the guy who
managed one of his buildings,
463
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,458
who would get just
a little casual,
464
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:32,000
accidentally let
a Charlie fly.
465
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:35,291
The world would stop dead.
466
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:39,208
"Do I look like a fucking
'Charlie' to you?"
467
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:42,208
[scoffs]
468
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,750
And that was that.
469
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:46,542
The guy would piss himself,
and the day would continue.
470
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,625
So, he was Charles,
and you were Chuck.
471
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:52,041
And Good Time Charlie
was somewhere else
472
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,792
out on the town
having all the laughs.
473
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:58,208
Christ, man.
474
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:01,625
Don't I know it.
475
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,542
And how 'bout now?
476
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:06,542
You just show up in my
chambers for the laughs.
477
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:09,625
No. No.
478
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:14,667
I am here in your chambers
to put myself in your debt.
479
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:15,917
In my debt.
480
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,834
That's right.
481
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:21,041
I was thinking back
to our last meal together,
482
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,166
wherein you told me
I ought never mention
483
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,291
the favor I had done you again.
And I promised then,
484
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:28,375
and I intend to
keep that promise.
485
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:32,000
And so I am here
to ask of you a favor,
486
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,375
not as repayment to me
but the opposite.
487
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:38,792
Oh, this must be big.
488
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:42,375
Judge Funt is stepping
off the Axelrod case.
489
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:43,959
No one knows.
490
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,542
And when he does, Morgenstern
will make a special appointment
491
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:52,208
of the judge who convinces
him he most wants the case.
492
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:56,458
As often as not, that's
the first judge to ask.
493
00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:59,083
And you need
that to be me.
494
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:01,709
We'll time it out
so it will be.
495
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:03,792
Now, there are those
that would frame this
496
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:07,000
as a favor for you,
because it's a marquee case.
497
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:09,375
But I won't.
498
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,166
You would be
doing me a service.
499
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,208
And all you're asking
is that I be the judge,
500
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,333
not that I rule
in Dake's favor,
501
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,375
not that I'd be slanted
in any way.
502
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:19,166
That's right.
It's that straightforward.
503
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,875
Win. Lose. Draw.
504
00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:23,917
I want you on that bench because
I know you can't be bought.
505
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,166
You can't be bent.
You can't be worked.
506
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,417
Dake has a strong case.
507
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:31,500
I want it heard fairly
and without prejudice.
508
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:35,667
And if I grant
this request...
509
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,083
There is nothing
you can ask me
510
00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:44,875
that I'll refuse you
for the rest of our days.
511
00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:48,458
If I agree, I would
take those words as gospel,
512
00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:52,458
Chuck. And I would
not be bashful to collect,
513
00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:54,583
should the need arise.
514
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:58,125
I'd be honor bound
to deliver.
515
00:22:58,208 --> 00:23:00,709
That's too small a play.
It won't save us.
516
00:23:00,792 --> 00:23:02,125
Keep looking.
517
00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:09,792
Axe would be out on that
floor screaming at them
518
00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,792
like Gordon Ramsay
until they delivered.
519
00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:13,625
Hm. You're more
Alton Brown.
520
00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:15,875
The ideas they're bringing...
Some deployable,
521
00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:18,208
some useful as a benchmark
of what other firms
522
00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:20,375
will be thinking and how
we need to do better,
523
00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:23,750
but none platonically good.
524
00:23:23,834 --> 00:23:25,959
Your first round
of investments coinciding
525
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:28,750
with your first crisis.
526
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:30,625
That would be
a lot for anybody.
527
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:34,458
Axe was already considering
sidecarring two billion.
528
00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:38,458
And you think today will
make the decision for him.
529
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,625
I am acutely aware of
the way people look at me.
530
00:23:41,709 --> 00:23:44,667
I have cultivated, through
achievement and discipline,
531
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:47,917
a mystique that compensates
for my lack of track record.
532
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,625
A loss shatters that,
533
00:23:49,709 --> 00:23:52,417
and with it the confidence
of everyone who works here.
534
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:56,000
In their eyes--in Axe's eyes--
I become simply inexperienced.
535
00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:57,000
I can't let that happen.
536
00:23:57,083 --> 00:24:00,000
That's why I need to get
through today unscathed.
537
00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:02,166
The way you
think Axe would.
538
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:08,875
It's important in your job that
you face unpleasant realities.
539
00:24:08,959 --> 00:24:10,667
Axe Capital may lose money
today,
540
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,083
probably will.
541
00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:16,291
You know that, right?
542
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,375
No.
543
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,667
♪ dramatic music ♪
544
00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:27,667
♪♪♪
545
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:32,667
♪♪♪
546
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:37,667
♪♪♪
547
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:42,583
♪♪♪
548
00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:43,542
[Axe] Wags, I'm coming in.
549
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:46,834
The place is getting
crushed without me.
550
00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:51,792
♪♪♪
551
00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:52,792
Can I stop you?
552
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,792
No.
553
00:24:57,834 --> 00:25:00,542
You sure
I can't stop you?
554
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,917
You know that painting
of Washington crossing
555
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,250
the Delaware. In the boat
with all his troops?
556
00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:07,583
I forget what
it's called.
557
00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:09,333
I think it's called Washington
Crossing The Delaware...
558
00:25:09,417 --> 00:25:11,792
-You didn't forget.
-No.
559
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:13,625
And do you know why
it's called that?
560
00:25:13,709 --> 00:25:16,166
Because at the moment that
his troops were facing
561
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:19,125
the sting of battle,
Washington was right there
562
00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:21,375
with them, leaning
into the wind.
563
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:23,375
Not back at home
jerking off.
564
00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:25,709
I'll admit, Washington Crossing
the Delaware would look pretty
565
00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,750
fucking strange without
George Washington.
566
00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:30,709
Then how can you ask me not
to be with my troops right now?
567
00:25:30,792 --> 00:25:34,083
Well, Washington was
allowed to talk to his men.
568
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,250
He was allowed to lead.
569
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,834
When we walk out
of this elevator,
570
00:25:36,917 --> 00:25:40,458
you're gonna see it is
quite a different situation.
571
00:25:40,542 --> 00:25:43,458
But it is what's required
under your deal.
572
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,250
[elevator chimes]
573
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,458
This is Ari Spyros,
Director of Compliance
574
00:25:51,542 --> 00:25:53,792
and Risk Management
for Axe Capital.
575
00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:56,125
It's 12:09 p.m.
I am here with Robert Axelrod
576
00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:58,750
and will stay with him anywhere
he goes inside these walls,
577
00:25:58,834 --> 00:26:02,625
ensuring compliance with his
preclusion from the secur--
578
00:26:02,709 --> 00:26:04,875
I'm looking at small
sugar companies in Asia.
579
00:26:04,959 --> 00:26:07,291
We pick one--invest in it,
grow it, help it.
580
00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:09,834
Not a big fan of...
581
00:26:09,917 --> 00:26:12,000
Oh, shit.
582
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:15,792
♪ dramatic music ♪
583
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:20,625
♪♪♪
584
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:23,125
What do you think
he'd say about that?
585
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,709
Bobby Axelrod doesn't
grow mom-and-pop shops.
586
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:29,041
He buys 'em out, turns 'em out.
587
00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:32,000
That can't happen
with this one.
588
00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,667
Hmm.
589
00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:35,792
Well, then it sounds like your
idea doesn't fucking work.
590
00:26:39,417 --> 00:26:42,834
♪ dramatic music ♪
591
00:26:42,917 --> 00:26:46,208
♪♪♪
592
00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:51,333
♪♪♪
593
00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:55,750
♪♪♪
594
00:26:55,834 --> 00:26:59,125
♪♪♪
595
00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:04,458
♪♪♪
596
00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:10,625
Whoo.
597
00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:11,834
[groans, sighs]
598
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:16,834
Um...
599
00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:22,208
Oh, I don't like nothing
between me and the water.
600
00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:24,500
We called first.
You knew we were coming.
601
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:28,125
Yeah, doc says
I gotta swim.
602
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:31,834
Right.
603
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:34,542
We need to talk
to you about...
604
00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:38,583
About some unexplained
coincidences.
605
00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:40,667
If I can
sort you out...
606
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,875
In the last year,
your house was paid off.
607
00:27:42,959 --> 00:27:46,208
Yeah, my wife
came into some money.
608
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,667
Mm.
609
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,417
And your kids, they stopped
taking student loans.
610
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,709
Marcie's dorm room business,
it's really taking off.
611
00:27:52,792 --> 00:27:57,667
I'm sorry, do you...
do you want a towel, or...
612
00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:00,083
-I'm good.
-You're fair.
613
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,750
So, you got sick
from Ice Juice.
614
00:28:01,834 --> 00:28:04,125
The person behind its
poisoning was Bobby Axelrod,
615
00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:07,083
the same man you tried
to cooperate against.
616
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:09,500
You think he
targeted me deliberately?
617
00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:12,875
[chuckles] Wow, that's a long
road to travel for revenge.
618
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:15,250
But if he did it,
I hope you nail him.
619
00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,250
That juice made me puke
so hard I bust a lung.
620
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:21,500
Hence the swimming.
621
00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:24,083
[sighs]
622
00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:26,667
Anything else?
623
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:30,250
Okay.
Drop by any time.
624
00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:36,750
Guy flashes a little brain, and
you turn into Dudley Do-Right?
625
00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:39,333
I thought under
the circumstances
626
00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:42,750
I acquitted
myself admirably.
627
00:28:42,834 --> 00:28:44,917
A lot of people think
you can't get a good
628
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,041
flat white outside
of Australia.
629
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,417
They forget,
there's no such thing
630
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,709
as a good store-bought
flat white.
631
00:28:51,792 --> 00:28:53,291
It's the tongue temperature.
632
00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:57,500
[cellphone vibrates]
633
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,125
Oh, please,
I'd love to hear more
634
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:07,166
of your expertise
on flat whites.
635
00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:09,458
[Margolis] So I just had a fun
little poolside chat
636
00:29:09,542 --> 00:29:12,000
with some friends who are
very curious about you,
637
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:12,500
me, and beverages.
638
00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:14,291
[Axe] Thanks.
639
00:29:14,542 --> 00:29:19,125
[indistinct talking]
640
00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:21,500
♪ dramatic music ♪
641
00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:25,208
♪♪♪
642
00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:30,583
♪♪♪
643
00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:32,667
Oh, shit,
he's leaving.
644
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,333
[door opens]
645
00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:39,041
♪♪♪
646
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:43,792
♪♪♪
647
00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:48,458
♪♪♪
648
00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,375
[Axe] Hey, Mafee.
649
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:53,208
You sure a lunch break's
the thing right now?
650
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,375
Nothing urgent that
you should be getting--
651
00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:57,959
Are you testing me?
652
00:29:58,041 --> 00:30:01,500
Like that waiter
in 'Club?
653
00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:05,458
I'm not allowed to talk to you
about this. Right? I'm not?
654
00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:09,166
Or do you want
me to, because--
655
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,875
♪ dramatic music ♪
656
00:30:11,959 --> 00:30:16,542
♪♪♪
657
00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:21,291
♪♪♪
658
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:25,208
♪♪♪
659
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:30,917
♪♪♪
660
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,792
♪♪♪
661
00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:40,709
Hey.
662
00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:42,333
Hey.
663
00:30:42,417 --> 00:30:44,000
Got any summer plans?
664
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:45,250
No.
665
00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:48,959
Guess Lara and I will need
to talk about it. The kids.
666
00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:53,041
I don't like to go far.
We got a spot in Mystic.
667
00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:54,667
While the family's looking
at the boats and shit,
668
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,083
I can play a little pai gow.
669
00:30:57,166 --> 00:30:59,959
[Spyros] I was planning
to go back and climb Kili.
670
00:31:00,041 --> 00:31:03,583
How much vacay time
is it culturally appropriate
671
00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:05,250
to take here?
672
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:08,000
Ah, maybe I'll just
do base camp.
673
00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:12,000
-Korst.
-Scandinavian shipping company.
674
00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:13,792
While the South American
companies are down for
675
00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:16,000
the count, these guys will
have a shot at a monopoly.
676
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,792
-We should buy in two days.
-Four days, when it bottoms.
677
00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:21,375
But this is going to help
dig us out a little more.
678
00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:22,709
Good work.
679
00:31:24,709 --> 00:31:27,041
[keyboard keys clacking]
680
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:29,375
Will you make sure Axe
knows it came from me?
681
00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:32,125
Why would you think we're
communicating about trades?
682
00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:33,291
What?
683
00:31:33,375 --> 00:31:34,583
That would be illegal.
684
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:38,333
I know. But...
685
00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:40,125
What are you
saying about me?
686
00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:42,417
What are you saying
about the place you work?
687
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,792
Actually, if he hates it,
that would be worse.
688
00:31:44,875 --> 00:31:47,625
Don't say anything.
689
00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:49,875
It is now 1:47
on the 9th day of...
690
00:31:49,959 --> 00:31:50,375
[door opens]
691
00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:53,208
-Really?
-What?
692
00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:55,375
I'm sitting in my office,
which I paid for,
693
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:56,959
seeing how things
run without me.
694
00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,208
Won't work.
695
00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,667
People are afraid
to take chances
696
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,000
with you here.
To be wrong.
697
00:32:01,083 --> 00:32:03,625
Or they want a slap on the ass
from you. Which you can't give.
698
00:32:03,709 --> 00:32:04,709
Move over, Zapruder.
I got this.
699
00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,834
Actually, I think this
falls within my dominion,
700
00:32:06,917 --> 00:32:10,667
and the stick can be
really tricky for noobs--
701
00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:12,542
[device screeches]
702
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:15,792
Hmm.
Guess it was tricky.
703
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:20,750
Why didn't you anticipate
the tsunami?
704
00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:22,375
Maybe I should have
when that
705
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,875
underground earthquake
hit off Mozambique.
706
00:32:24,959 --> 00:32:29,000
Strange conditions
bring strange results.
707
00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:30,709
That's what
brought this on.
708
00:32:30,792 --> 00:32:33,500
You knew right then
but you couldn't act.
709
00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:34,667
Maybe you would have
used your experience
710
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:37,000
to think more globally.
711
00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:38,667
Maybe you would have been
cautious. De-risked.
712
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,041
The mature move.
713
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,083
Is that a dig?
714
00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:42,792
It's not.
715
00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:45,250
You have
more experience.
716
00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:48,375
You connect points
I don't even know to look for.
717
00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:51,792
I understand how hard it is
to have things inside you
718
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,500
that you can't
communicate.
719
00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:56,542
I can't imagine how hard it must
be to know how to say them
720
00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:57,959
and still not
be allowed to.
721
00:32:58,041 --> 00:33:01,375
And yet,
you are not allowed to.
722
00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:02,500
Have you heard me
direct any trades?
723
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:05,041
The people out there don't
know who they're looking to.
724
00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:08,291
Since it can't be you,
it needs to be me.
725
00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:18,291
If you can't live with that,
I can be the one who leaves.
726
00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:20,792
You'll probably make up
the losses but get yourself
727
00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,875
banned for life or worse.
728
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,500
I'm leaving,
729
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:30,458
and I'm taking
the two billion.
730
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:34,709
I'll send instructions shortly
about what to do with it.
731
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:40,375
And at 1:53 p.m.,
732
00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:43,583
Robert Axelrod...
733
00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:44,291
has left the building.
734
00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:46,417
[car horn honks, siren wails]
735
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,500
I'm glad I caught you.
736
00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:49,417
You wouldn't have
if my fucking car guy
737
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,959
could time his job right.
738
00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:54,291
Yeah, George Washington had the
same problem leaving Trenton.
739
00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:55,583
Wags told you?
740
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:58,250
Texted me while you were
rampaging through the office.
741
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:00,458
I wasn't rampaging.
I was inspiring.
742
00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:02,125
You know Washington
didn't actually
743
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,625
-stand in the rowboat, right?
-Of course.
744
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,583
Structurally unsound, and he'd
have made himself a target.
745
00:34:07,667 --> 00:34:09,959
Yet you worry
about neither.
746
00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:11,834
[car horn honks]
747
00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:15,917
It's hard to
shut it off, Wend.
748
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,792
I know.
749
00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:21,834
But if you can't, you will
lose the battle and the war.
750
00:34:25,792 --> 00:34:27,375
Do you want me
to come with you?
751
00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:29,083
Stay here with Taylor.
752
00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:32,667
They need some senior
officer for back up.
753
00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:37,333
[siren wails in distance]
754
00:34:37,417 --> 00:34:40,208
You're fired.
755
00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:43,458
Find out when Judge Funt's
court is in recess.
756
00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:43,959
Yep.
757
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:45,542
[knock at door]
758
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,250
A Mr. Allerd
is here for you.
759
00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:54,000
I'm Karl Allerd,
your new AUSA.
760
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:56,875
I think I'd remember if I hired
a new line prosecutor.
761
00:34:56,959 --> 00:35:00,625
Remember when Dake said
there'd be a favor to be named?
762
00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:03,667
Ah.
763
00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,375
You're the favor.
764
00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:06,792
[scoffs]
765
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:08,709
You don't trust me.
766
00:35:08,792 --> 00:35:10,500
Hell, I wouldn't
from your chair.
767
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,792
A Spy In the House Of Lords
and so forth. Yes.
768
00:35:12,875 --> 00:35:15,375
So I'll earn your trust.
769
00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:16,333
Will you?
770
00:35:16,417 --> 00:35:17,000
I look forward to
seeing that trick.
771
00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:18,250
That'll be
a neat trick.
772
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,959
Ms. Sacker, our Head of Crim,
will get you situated.
773
00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:22,166
-I will?
-Mm.
774
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:22,417
Mm, I will.
775
00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:28,333
Hey, I've been
revising my idea.
776
00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:30,959
There's a division
of a struggling company
777
00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:32,417
in Thailand, that I think--
778
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:33,291
Wait, is this
the sugar company?
779
00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:35,917
Is it, is this
the same damn deal?
780
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,875
No...It's just
one facet of the company
781
00:35:37,959 --> 00:35:39,875
that I think could be
promising to look into.
782
00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:41,375
It started out as a family
business, and...
783
00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:42,542
-So this is--
this is the same deal.
784
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:43,458
-Not really--
-Kimmy,
785
00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:48,208
this piece of shit
ain't Axe Cap.
786
00:35:48,291 --> 00:35:52,417
[indistinct chatter]
787
00:36:03,959 --> 00:36:06,041
What are you
working on?
788
00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,250
Nothing.
789
00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:16,500
I want to see all Ben Kim's
search results for the day.
790
00:36:16,583 --> 00:36:17,959
You mean, like,
browser results, or...
791
00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:21,542
Everything
he did today.
792
00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:24,333
[Wags] Hey, you
on your way home?
793
00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:25,375
Nope.
794
00:36:25,458 --> 00:36:26,375
Chief.
You got to get on your way
795
00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:28,125
if you want to make it
in time to take
796
00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:31,166
the princelings
to Little League.
797
00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:33,750
Have Bruce take 'em.
798
00:36:33,834 --> 00:36:36,583
[Wags] You got it.
799
00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:38,458
[indistinct chatter]
800
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,625
[Lilly] He's been home
three weekends this year.
801
00:36:48,709 --> 00:36:52,458
I'm almost positive one of them
was his assistant's mistake.
802
00:36:52,542 --> 00:36:54,667
And he assumes I never
say anything about him
803
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:58,417
fucking his way through
the entire New York pool.
804
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,291
But if you can leave Axe...
805
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,875
You give me courage, Lara.
806
00:37:06,917 --> 00:37:09,625
You're smart, Lilly.
807
00:37:09,709 --> 00:37:11,166
You had a career
for a second.
808
00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:14,750
You know your shopper
isn't your friend,
809
00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:17,458
personal trainer doesn't think
you're actually making progress,
810
00:37:17,542 --> 00:37:21,417
and all the charities you give
money to don't actually
811
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,375
honor you when
they honor you.
812
00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:26,291
But on some level,
you believe every bit of it.
813
00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:31,041
You think the attention
you receive is deserved.
814
00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:34,125
But when that fades,
when every relationship
815
00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:37,250
in your life reveals itself
to be a trade on your husband's
816
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:40,792
net worth, you may say
"Fuck false friends,"
817
00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:42,458
but you'll be hiring
a PR rep the first time
818
00:37:42,542 --> 00:37:47,041
your Halloween costume
isn't mentioned in Page Six.
819
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:51,250
So keep your
own courage, Lilly.
820
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:54,333
And while you're at it,
consider keeping that husband.
821
00:37:54,417 --> 00:37:57,166
Because while he may not give
you what you think you want,
822
00:37:57,250 --> 00:38:00,166
he lets you keep on
being Mrs. Keith Currier Smith,
823
00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,750
and I'm pretty sure
that's what you need.
824
00:38:02,834 --> 00:38:05,375
Now you're trying
to decide whether
825
00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:06,834
to be pissed
or grateful.
826
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,792
Definitely grateful.
827
00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:12,125
[helicopter flies in distance]
828
00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,875
Whoa!
829
00:38:22,959 --> 00:38:24,291
[laughter]
830
00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,458
[shouts indistinctly]
831
00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:34,625
Here you go.
832
00:38:34,709 --> 00:38:36,542
Have fun.
833
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,500
Thanks, Bruce.
834
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:46,792
♪ dramatic music ♪
835
00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:51,667
♪♪♪
836
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:52,375
We got your
latest request.
837
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:54,709
It's a big lift.
Hard transfer.
838
00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:57,083
International withdrawals
and deposits like this
839
00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:58,667
do not get done same day.
840
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,250
-So?
-It's not the sort of thing
841
00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:03,583
most clients ask for. Especially
not when they're drawing heat.
842
00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,250
These are my needs.
843
00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:09,291
Either you meet them
or you can't.
844
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:12,250
We can get it done. But this
isn't a reusable pipeline.
845
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:14,291
Fine by me.
846
00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:18,875
♪♪♪
847
00:39:18,959 --> 00:39:20,417
She's supposed
to be here by 5:30.
848
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,583
-It's already--
-I know what time it is.
849
00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:24,166
Call it in.
850
00:39:28,417 --> 00:39:30,250
I'd like to have
a person of interest
851
00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:32,750
picked up.
Gonzalez, Maria.
852
00:39:32,834 --> 00:39:35,417
No Social.
853
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:36,625
Yeah.
854
00:39:36,709 --> 00:39:39,959
D.O.B. 1/22/79.
855
00:39:40,041 --> 00:39:41,041
[sighs] You think
she got cold feet?
856
00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:44,834
I think that's best case.
857
00:39:44,917 --> 00:39:47,792
You have her already.
That's great news. Where?
858
00:39:47,875 --> 00:39:49,125
[mug clatters]
859
00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:50,625
Hold her. She's mine.
860
00:39:50,709 --> 00:39:52,458
She got picked up
in an ICE sweep.
861
00:39:52,542 --> 00:39:55,625
She's currently at the Varick
Street Detention Center.
862
00:39:55,709 --> 00:39:58,000
[indistinct chatter]
863
00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:05,250
[door buzzes]
864
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,291
Are you gonna
bring Maria?
865
00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:15,458
She's right there.
866
00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,041
Who is that?
867
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:22,000
Maria Gonzalez.
868
00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:23,709
That may be
a Maria Gonzalez,
869
00:40:23,792 --> 00:40:25,500
but that is not
our Maria Gonzalez.
870
00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:27,333
That is the wrong
Maria Gonzalez.
871
00:40:27,417 --> 00:40:29,834
Do you have someone else
here with that name?
872
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,792
We did until she was
put on a goodbye charter
873
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:36,959
from Newark Liberty.
874
00:40:38,291 --> 00:40:41,375
It's got to be some
bureaucratic screw-up.
875
00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:42,125
No, it doesn't.
876
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:43,375
[keyboard keys clacking]
877
00:40:43,458 --> 00:40:45,375
Somebody knew she was
gonna be picked up
878
00:40:45,458 --> 00:40:49,750
before we did
and got to her info.
879
00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:54,208
This has Axe
written all over it.
880
00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:57,834
♪ dramatic music ♪
881
00:40:57,917 --> 00:41:02,709
♪♪♪
882
00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:07,458
♪♪♪
883
00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:12,625
They deported the wrong
Maria Gonzalez.
884
00:41:12,709 --> 00:41:16,000
Our witness is on a plane
that lands in 90 minutes.
885
00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:18,750
We need her met on the ground
in Guatemala and returned.
886
00:41:18,834 --> 00:41:22,709
There are a lot of, uh,
high-level, deeply uncomfortable
887
00:41:22,792 --> 00:41:27,250
calls required to make
that happen. DOJ. DHS. State.
888
00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:29,291
And they all start
with your boss.
889
00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:31,542
I really don't want to call
the Attorney General about this.
890
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:36,542
He's publicly stated
this case matters to him.
891
00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:42,125
Ollie, you're a bit of
a rara avis, aren't you?
892
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,834
You got no "hat,"
no one looking out for you,
893
00:41:44,917 --> 00:41:47,458
and yet you have risen.
894
00:41:47,542 --> 00:41:50,417
Maybe it's because you
have an immaculate record.
895
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:53,000
Some guys don't trust
immaculate record.
896
00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:55,208
I do. I have
an immaculate record.
897
00:41:55,291 --> 00:41:58,333
Thank you, General.
898
00:41:58,417 --> 00:42:00,542
[Jock] That was from a movie.
899
00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:02,500
You don't watch movies,
do you, Ollie?
900
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:06,917
I re-watch The Decalogue
every year.
901
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,917
Uh, well, I read
what you sent me.
902
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,083
Just to make sure I have it
straight: We got the wrong Guad?
903
00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:16,083
That is indeed
the case.
904
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,625
Say it.
905
00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:24,250
We got the wrong Guad.
906
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:27,542
But Maria Gonzalez,
our Maria Gonzalez,
907
00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:28,625
is a key cooperator.
908
00:42:28,709 --> 00:42:31,667
We need her back.
And since this is
909
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:33,250
an extraordinary situation--
910
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:34,792
[Jock] Well, in one respect.
911
00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:37,625
In another, it's just the way
things are supposed to go.
912
00:42:37,709 --> 00:42:39,625
The right Maria Gonzalez came
into this country illegally,
913
00:42:39,709 --> 00:42:44,500
she stayed illegally,
and she committed a fraud
914
00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:47,250
on the stockholders of that
snake-bit juice company.
915
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:49,709
She is three times illegal.
916
00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:54,667
That makes her removable,
and she was removed.
917
00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:58,583
Um...
918
00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:00,083
[Jock] Next time...
919
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:04,458
instead of asking me
to undo your fuck-up,
920
00:43:04,542 --> 00:43:07,542
maybe just see to it that
the situation remains like
921
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:10,083
our holy Mother of Mercy,
blessedly un-fucked.
922
00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:14,250
[receiver clicks]
923
00:43:17,083 --> 00:43:19,667
[receiver clatters]
924
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:21,417
How'd that go?
925
00:43:21,834 --> 00:43:23,583
[door opens]
926
00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:26,834
Does Axe ever hesitate?
927
00:43:26,917 --> 00:43:27,083
[door closes]
928
00:43:27,166 --> 00:43:28,500
Why?
929
00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:31,750
I'm hesitating.
Can't pull the trigger.
930
00:43:31,834 --> 00:43:34,500
Markets are closed.
Overseas play?
931
00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:37,250
Ben Kim found
a big opportunity in Thailand.
932
00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:40,125
A troubled public company
with a promising sugar division.
933
00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:42,333
He spotted a good target
but just couldn't quite
934
00:43:42,417 --> 00:43:44,458
figure out how to hit it--
or didn't have the courage
935
00:43:44,542 --> 00:43:45,709
to shoot at it.
936
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:49,041
We need to keep working
with him on that.
937
00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:50,208
But you see the play?
938
00:43:50,291 --> 00:43:53,166
Yes. A PIPE. Private investment
in public equity.
939
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:55,291
Basically, we take
ownership of a spin-off,
940
00:43:55,375 --> 00:43:56,375
and a commission
from brokering its sale.
941
00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:59,000
So, why the hesitation?
942
00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:02,000
It will be the single largest
investment I've made as CIO,
943
00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:04,250
and a type Axe Cap
has never made before.
944
00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:07,041
If you make this move, where
do you end up for the day?
945
00:44:07,125 --> 00:44:08,709
Unscathed?
946
00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:14,583
This would
lock in a loss.
947
00:44:14,667 --> 00:44:19,542
Yes. The high-reward plays
are all high-risk.
948
00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:21,250
It's good you can't
run it by Axe.
949
00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:22,792
[papers rustle]
950
00:44:22,875 --> 00:44:27,458
Forces you to hear
your own voice and trust it.
951
00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:33,291
You'll probably
do the right thing.
952
00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:36,458
And when the day comes you get
one wrong, that'll be good, too.
953
00:44:36,542 --> 00:44:39,000
Because I'll realize I'm mortal
and it's not so bad?
954
00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:40,750
Because it'll be
fucking horrible
955
00:44:40,834 --> 00:44:44,208
and you'll do anything you can
to avoid that feeling again.
956
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:55,875
Hey.
957
00:44:57,834 --> 00:45:00,166
You know what, Bobby?
958
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:02,959
I'm gonna do you
a favor:
959
00:45:03,041 --> 00:45:04,959
You're off the hook.
960
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:08,417
If you don't want 50-50 custody,
you don't need to have it.
961
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,500
I can tell other people
it's 50-50,
962
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:13,208
and I can come up with something
to tell the boys, too.
963
00:45:13,291 --> 00:45:15,625
Why the fuck do you think
I don't want the kids?
964
00:45:15,709 --> 00:45:18,750
You had them for one day,
at a time when you don't
965
00:45:18,834 --> 00:45:22,625
have to go to work,
and you ditched them.
966
00:45:22,709 --> 00:45:24,875
You let them be airlifted
into Little League.
967
00:45:24,959 --> 00:45:26,458
I mean, it was mortifying.
968
00:45:26,542 --> 00:45:28,041
I didn't mean
to embarrass them.
969
00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:30,792
They weren't embarrassed.
970
00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:34,166
They didn't know to be,
which is a whole other thing.
971
00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:37,875
You know, I don't know if you
need to work on your case
972
00:45:37,959 --> 00:45:39,750
or go on a trip
973
00:45:39,834 --> 00:45:42,917
or become
a fucking cobbler,
974
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,542
but it doesn't seem like
you are where you need to be.
975
00:45:49,583 --> 00:45:52,250
And I'd offer to help,
but my help doesn't seem
976
00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:53,375
to be what you want, either.
977
00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:57,333
♪ dramatic music ♪
978
00:45:57,417 --> 00:46:02,166
♪♪♪
979
00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:06,417
♪♪♪
980
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:08,000
[siren wails in the distance]
981
00:46:08,083 --> 00:46:10,250
I have everything positioned
and ready,
982
00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:13,375
and yet...
983
00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:16,000
Judge Funt still has
the case on his docket.
984
00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:19,667
My bag is packed, but I can't
seem to walk out the door.
985
00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:24,291
If I fail at this,
everything is dashed.
986
00:46:24,375 --> 00:46:27,709
[sighs] For then
I will have ruined myself
987
00:46:27,792 --> 00:46:29,375
in his eyes
988
00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:33,250
and exposed my position.
989
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:37,583
Only a fool doesn't
look at the downside.
990
00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:38,750
But only a coward allows
it to dissuade him
991
00:46:38,834 --> 00:46:43,208
from that which he knows
he must do.
992
00:46:43,291 --> 00:46:45,083
[Wendy] I know
you're not a coward.
993
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:48,834
I don't like the sound of that
word coming out of your mouth.
994
00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:51,208
Neither do I.
995
00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:54,917
I'll see you
at home. After.
996
00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:02,250
[footsteps approaching]
997
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:05,208
Chuck?
998
00:47:06,959 --> 00:47:10,667
No one takes
this shortcut anymore.
999
00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:12,417
This isn't
your courthouse.
1000
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,875
Are you lost?
1001
00:47:14,959 --> 00:47:19,333
Oh, right where
I need to be, Judge Funt,
1002
00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:22,417
which is, unfortunately,
in your way.
1003
00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:24,583
Ah.
1004
00:47:24,667 --> 00:47:28,083
The Axelrod case.
1005
00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:32,375
You had to know a day
like this would come.
1006
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:34,000
I never asked you...
1007
00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:35,041
You didn't have to.
1008
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:41,041
Your son's doing
well, I hope,
1009
00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:43,250
made the most
of his medical career.
1010
00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:45,458
[smacks lips]
1011
00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:47,583
Yeah, he's
a good doctor.
1012
00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:49,500
That's what
I wanted for him.
1013
00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:51,166
[smacks lips]
1014
00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:54,500
If he hadn't have supplied
those future sons of Hippocrates
1015
00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:57,583
with Adderall, some
other med student would have.
1016
00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:00,125
I won't let you
dictate my rulings.
1017
00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:05,959
The bench cannot be tainted
by personal debts.
1018
00:48:06,041 --> 00:48:08,959
Name another favor.
1019
00:48:09,041 --> 00:48:11,959
I know that this is the biggest
case that you've ever drawn.
1020
00:48:12,041 --> 00:48:14,750
Well, that's something that you
would think about in my shoes,
1021
00:48:14,834 --> 00:48:16,625
but I don't.
1022
00:48:16,709 --> 00:48:20,583
No, you wouldn't.
1023
00:48:20,667 --> 00:48:23,500
And you wouldn't hide
in a hallway waiting
1024
00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:25,792
to pounce when I walked by.
1025
00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:29,166
But I am not
the man you are.
1026
00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:36,792
Oh.
1027
00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:39,792
You're not here to ask me
to shade my rulings.
1028
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:43,000
You're here to ask me
to step off it.
1029
00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:46,792
It's a hard laydown. And
I'm asking you to lay it down.
1030
00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:49,333
[sighs]
1031
00:48:49,417 --> 00:48:51,375
Ask yourself
1032
00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:54,750
who you
really are, Chuck.
1033
00:48:54,834 --> 00:48:57,041
Are you the man that's
reduced to collecting debts
1034
00:48:57,125 --> 00:49:01,333
of the soul like--
like old Mr. Scratch?
1035
00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:03,709
Well, as with all stories
about that being,
1036
00:49:03,792 --> 00:49:07,458
the debt is due, even if,
especially if,
1037
00:49:07,542 --> 00:49:11,542
it is not fair or even
right to collect it.
1038
00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:18,542
Believe me, my...my insides
hurt making this request.
1039
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:21,333
Oh, I don't believe
that even a little.
1040
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,041
You like your insides
just as they are.
1041
00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:26,917
You want to be right here,
making these moves.
1042
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,333
You need that feeling in your
stomach to know you're alive.
1043
00:49:33,959 --> 00:49:37,333
I really think
I am sorry.
1044
00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:39,166
Fuck you, Chuck!
1045
00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:48,208
I'll recuse myself.
1046
00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:52,250
My tab is clear.
1047
00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:55,709
♪ dramatic music ♪
1048
00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:59,291
♪♪♪
1049
00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:02,625
♪♪♪
1050
00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:06,125
♪♪♪
1051
00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:10,417
[door creaks open, closes]
1052
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:11,750
May I?
1053
00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:14,291
Do you want me to call
the Secretary of the Treasury
1054
00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:17,125
and ask for a personal loan?
1055
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:21,125
I just heard DeGiulio is the new
judge on the Axelrod case.
1056
00:50:21,208 --> 00:50:23,208
Not our dream judge,
but fair-minded,
1057
00:50:23,291 --> 00:50:26,792
likely to hew closely to
the law, rule narrowly.
1058
00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:29,250
That'll favor us
a lot more than Funt.
1059
00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:31,000
Well, then,
1060
00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:33,417
I guess it's a gift.
1061
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:36,291
Chuck.
1062
00:50:36,375 --> 00:50:39,166
I know his fingerprints.
1063
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,709
Are you gonna do
something about this?
1064
00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:46,709
I'm not in the habit
of rejecting gifts.
1065
00:50:50,041 --> 00:50:53,333
Do you know about
White Day in Japan?
1066
00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:56,792
Over there on Valentine's Day,
women buy presents
1067
00:50:56,875 --> 00:51:00,166
for their salarymen bosses,
and those presents are displayed
1068
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:02,250
for all to see, so the most
important thing is the size.
1069
00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:06,041
That's how others know
that the recipient is valued.
1070
00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:08,959
A month later, on White Day,
the men give a return gift
1071
00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:11,250
of two to three
times the value.
1072
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:16,500
So if there's a salaryman
you don't respect,
1073
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:19,041
you get him something
small but expensive.
1074
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:28,166
Chuck just gave you
diamond cufflinks,
1075
00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:31,458
and when White Day comes,
you're gonna have to give him
1076
00:51:31,542 --> 00:51:34,000
something that costs
a lot more.
1077
00:51:34,083 --> 00:51:37,041
♪ dramatic music ♪
1078
00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:40,750
♪ Counting Crows
"Round Here" ♪
1079
00:51:40,834 --> 00:51:44,500
♪♪♪
1080
00:51:44,583 --> 00:51:48,291
♪♪♪
1081
00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:51,041
♪ Step out the front door
like a ghost into a fog ♪
1082
00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:55,000
♪ Where no one notices
the contrast ♪
1083
00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:57,125
♪ Of white on white ♪
1084
00:51:57,208 --> 00:51:59,834
♪ In between the moon and you ♪
1085
00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:03,333
♪ Angels get a better view ♪
1086
00:52:03,417 --> 00:52:06,500
I didn't like you
kicking me out.
1087
00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:08,208
I apologize
if I was rude.
1088
00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:10,875
I don't give
a fuck about rude.
1089
00:52:10,959 --> 00:52:13,875
It showed you
were distracted.
1090
00:52:13,959 --> 00:52:15,542
How did we do today?
1091
00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:16,834
Just executed
a huge PIPE.
1092
00:52:16,917 --> 00:52:18,375
We're going to arb
a Southeast Asian sugar company.
1093
00:52:18,458 --> 00:52:20,667
Fun.
1094
00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:22,458
If all my projections hold,
1095
00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:25,375
we're still down
five percent overall.
1096
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:26,291
Anyone else would
have lost 12
1097
00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:29,417
or done something
stupid to get even.
1098
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:32,083
Booking the loss
was the only way.
1099
00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:36,917
I'm not pulling
the two billion.
1100
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:41,709
It's yours to invest.
1101
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:43,458
I really thought
you didn't trust me.
1102
00:52:43,542 --> 00:52:45,000
That's why you
were in the office
1103
00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:46,709
looking over
everyone's shoulder.
1104
00:52:46,792 --> 00:52:49,250
I was in the office,
because as of now,
1105
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:53,583
I don't know what else
to do with myself.
1106
00:52:53,667 --> 00:52:56,083
[smacks lips]
1107
00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:57,250
And...
1108
00:52:57,333 --> 00:53:02,000
as much as I can trust anyone
with my name
1109
00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:03,709
and my money...
1110
00:53:03,792 --> 00:53:06,041
I trust you.
1111
00:53:06,125 --> 00:53:07,250
I am irrelevant.
1112
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:10,208
You want the money because you
want the stake, the control.
1113
00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:12,959
You need the game
to remember who you are.
1114
00:53:14,709 --> 00:53:17,583
I've decided how I'm going
to invest that two billion.
1115
00:53:17,667 --> 00:53:21,709
I'm going to diversify,
invest in outside funds.
1116
00:53:21,792 --> 00:53:25,125
I'll hear pitches, among them
your hand-picked favorites.
1117
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:26,917
And after I give
them the money,
1118
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,250
I'm going to be
a passive investor.
1119
00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:32,208
Thank you.
1120
00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:41,500
You're not doing this
'cause I need it.
1121
00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,583
You need it.
1122
00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:49,291
You're giving me a place to play
so I stay off your field.
1123
00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:52,417
And you want the benefit
of my moves on our bottom line
1124
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:55,125
in case there's
another disaster.
1125
00:53:56,834 --> 00:53:59,959
I'm your hedge.
1126
00:54:00,041 --> 00:54:02,000
♪ dramatic music ♪
1127
00:54:02,083 --> 00:54:05,792
♪♪♪
1128
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:11,250
♪♪♪
1129
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:13,333
♪ Maria says she's dying ♪
1130
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,709
♪ Through the door,
I hear her crying ♪
1131
00:54:15,792 --> 00:54:16,834
♪ Why? ♪
1132
00:54:16,917 --> 00:54:21,000
♪ I don't know ♪
1133
00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:23,041
♪ 'Round here ♪
1134
00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:28,250
♪ We always stand up straight ♪
1135
00:54:31,083 --> 00:54:33,375
♪ 'Round here ♪
1136
00:54:33,458 --> 00:54:34,041
[chicken clucking]
1137
00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:37,667
♪ Something radiates ♪
1138
00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:42,291
♪♪♪
1139
00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:44,083
♪ Maria came from Nashville ♪
1140
00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,709
♪ With a suitcase in her hand ♪
1141
00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:51,166
♪ She said she'd like to meet
a boy who looks like Elvis ♪
1142
00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:54,208
♪ And she walks along the edge ♪
1143
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:57,000
♪ Of where the ocean
meets the land ♪
1144
00:54:57,083 --> 00:54:58,709
♪ Just like she's walking ♪
1145
00:54:58,792 --> 00:55:01,458
♪ On a wire in a circus ♪
1146
00:55:01,542 --> 00:55:04,208
♪ She parks her car
outside of my house ♪
1147
00:55:04,291 --> 00:55:07,583
♪ And takes her clothes off ♪
1148
00:55:07,667 --> 00:55:12,041
♪ Says she's close to
understanding Jesus ♪
1149
00:55:12,125 --> 00:55:15,291
♪ And she knows she's
more than just a little ♪
1150
00:55:15,375 --> 00:55:17,375
♪ Misunderstood ♪
1151
00:55:17,458 --> 00:55:22,166
♪ She has trouble acting normal
when she's nervous ♪
1152
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:22,542
♪ 'Round here ♪
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