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On to the 13th stop on our Statue Saturday tour.

If we don't hurry, it'll run off.

Just kidding. Statues famously cannot move.

So, y'all having fun?

This is so boring!

I gotta get out of here!

Bill Green! I found your precious little scamp wandering the streets alone.

Better keep an eye on him. Ta-ta!

Papa, how many more inanimate figures of history are left on this tour?

Don't worry, sweetie. We're almost done...

with the first quarter!

Now, buckle up.

This next statue is a real doozy.

The guy who almost invented the wheel.

How riveting.

I don't wanna do this anymore and you can't make me!

I'm with Cricket!

Bill, there's no easy way to say this,

but Statue Saturday is boring!

Actually, that was very easy.

Huh? How can you guys not enjoy this stuff?

Oh, like this.

What? Well, that's fine.

Instead of a Stat-you Saturday, I'll have a Stat-me Saturday!

Think they're too cool for statues.

Can you believe they think my interests aren't interesting?

I just wish I had a family who really got me.

Whatever.

On to the 15th stop.

Uh, hello, crows.

Oh, you brought me a tissue.

It's like you knew I was having an emotional day.

Like you really, truly get me!

Say, do you all like statues?

Oh, yeah! Looks like we got the whole afternoon free.

What do you guys wanna do?

Well, we're planning on working on some of our hobbies.

Hobbies? Like what?

Oh, pan flute, paper chains, plein air painting,

and making miniature versions of all our animals using their own hair.

And I knit.

Don't you have a hobby you can work on?

We can help you find one if you don't.

Pssh! Hobby-shmobby!

I can entertain myself.

Hmm.

On second thought, can y'all help me find a hobby?

You guys are gonna love this next one.

This statue is called Abstract.

Funny name for a bunch of weird shapes smushed together.

What do y'all think?

Wow! What an interesting perspective.

Man, y'all are so cool.

It kind of makes me wanna sing.

- ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪ - ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪

- ♪ Caw, caw, caw Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪ - ♪ Caw, caw, caw, caw ♪

♪ This morning I felt sad and alone and misunderstood ♪

♪ But then you kind murder Made me feel good ♪

♪ Why, you ask? ♪

♪ 'Cause you get me You let me ♪

♪ Do my thing With no apology ♪

♪ You know me You show me ♪

♪ 'Cause you're my new family ♪

Hey, weirdo! You know you're dancing

with a bunch of crows, right?

♪ Yes, they're birds And we only just met ♪

♪ But I'm a grown man With no regret ♪

♪ You see me You free me ♪

♪ I'm letting go of who doesn't serve me ♪

♪ You get me You let me ♪

♪ Be in your murder company ♪

You've lost it!

No, I've found it.

♪ I've found my crow family ♪

All right, Cricket.

Lucky for you, finding hobbies for others

happens to be one of my hobbies.

So, let's get hobby-hunting!

Roller skating!

Oh! But what if we made it a little more interesting?

I don't know if that's a--

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Not roller skating.

Pottery!

How's it going, Cricket?

Stamp collecting!

Uh, guys!

Gardening?

Water?

If I was a flower, I'd want something a lot sweeter.

Won't maple syrup attract--

Ants!

They're in my mouth! They're in my mouth!

Look at that. You found your hobby,

being attacked by fire ants.

Fine. We'll keep trying.

This is it.

Welcome to your new home!

Oh, I can't wait for everyone to meet y'all.

No, Cricket. The bottle's for the ship.

Oh.

Hello, family!

What in tarnation is going on here?

Everyone, meet the murderers.

The newest additions to the Green family.

You're telling me these things are moving in with us?

Bill Green, you better get these pests out of my house right now!

Pests? But crows are cool.

Tilly, you like animals, right?

Uh, I think my animal-loving nature has a limit.

I should have known.

Whatever! We're outta here!

Come on, cramily!

Cramily is what I call my crow family, by the way.

Well, Bill's going through it today.

Nobody disses my cramily.

So rude.

Huh?

Look at all the crows. - How bizarre.

What are you looking at?

You got something to say?

Oh, that's it! If nobody gets me,

I'll embrace the one thing that does!

I'm gonna let my crow wings fly!

So then I was like--

Huh, what's that noise?

What is that?

It's crowtime.

Oh, no!

I was almost murdered by murder of crows!

That you, Bill? How you doing?

Yeesh. Somebody's having a day.

You get me now, Big City?

Do you get me now?

Now, brother, I know you've tried a lot of hobbies today,

and all of them have ended in complete and utter chaos.

Never should've taught you how to knit.

I don't know, Tilly. Maybe I'm a lost cause.

What if I never find a hobby?

I'd be so unfulfilled.

I don't want that, Tilly.

I want to be fully filled!

Don't fret, brother. You will.

'Cause I have one more option up my sleeve.

Is the hobby getting me down?

We're making slime!

Oh, this is much more up my alley.

Ain't no way I'm messing this up.

And there it is.

Do not worry, brother.

Just give me a moment to regroup and--

Oh, no. It's okay.

I don't need a hobby.

I'm Cricket Green.

Bingo bango!

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Why?

I'm destined to be a sad hobby-less boy!

Dear brother, I failed you.

Ah, we sure got 'em.

Ooh, that mayhem worked up quite an appetite.

Who's hungry? Bill's thinking burgies.

Um, trash, huh?

Okay. I guess I could give it a shot.

Um, maybe an apple?

Ugh, not this one.

Okay, this one.

Uh, here we go.

Nope, nope! Not for me, not for me!

Uh, how about those burgers, huh?

Uh, I'm good. No, thanks.

I said... Oh.

I'm not interested!

I just don't like it. We don't have to eat the same thing.

Listen, I...

I don't wanna do this anymore, and you can't make me!

Oh.

I don't wanna do this anymore, and you can't make me!

I just got it.

Guys, stop!

It's not right trying to force anything on anybody.

And I shouldn't have tried to force Statue Saturday on my family.

I gotta go fix things with them.

Don't worry, I'll see you all next Saturday...

I appreciate your fondness for me,

but I think it's time we part ways!

The sun is dead!

Oh, false alarm.

Come on, come on!

Keys, keys, keys!

Dang tight leather pants!

Huh? Knock it off! Whoa!

Help me!

Papa!

What the... Is that big bird Bill?

What's he doing up there?

What's going on?

All this screaming's interrupting my alone time.

Papa's been crow-napped! We need your help!

What am I gonna do besides create an overwhelming

and dangerous amount of chaos

with anything I get my sticky little hands on?

Oh.

Guys, I know exactly what to do! Let's go!

Lotta birds.

I'll try the trash. Just let me down!

Hang on, Dad! I'm on it!

Huh? Oh!

Keep it up, son!

Aye-aye!

Whoa!

He looks so...

Fulfilled.

His hobby was causing chaos the whole time!

You go, brother!

Chaos Cricket to the rescue!

I don't wanna go to Crow Island!

It's hobby time!

Are you two still alive?

Barely.

Oh, I'm so sorry, family.

I totally overreacted today.

You mean when you swore your allegiance to a murder of crows?

Yeah.

You see, I thought you all didn't get me.

But the truth is, I wasn't getting you.

You guys don't like Statue Saturday tours, and that's okay.

I'm just glad you're not a bird anymore.

We love you, Papa.

And to show you how much we love you,

we promise to come to one Statue Saturday a mo--

A year.

I'll take it.

Come here, normal family!

Stop!

♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪

♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪

♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪

♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪

♪ I got chased by dogs Licked by a frog ♪

♪ Got a rash on my legs Dropped a dozen eggs ♪

♪ I got splinters In seven of ten ♪

♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪