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Remy, I came
as soon as you called.
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Oh, Cricket.
Vasquez was cleaning
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and put my binder way up
on the top shelf.
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I'd asked him to come
and get it, but he's
on a five-minute break.
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Oh, break time's almost over.
Oh, boy!
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No worries, bestie.
I got this.
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Here it is.
One binder coming up.
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Aw, our first
fishing trip together.
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I got the same picture
at home.
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I mean, I put mine
in a macaroni frame,
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but not everyone's
as classy as me.
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Huh? What's a Galaxu?
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Not Gal-axu, Cricket. Ga-laxu!
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A Japanese trading card game,
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where you use interstellar
gladiator-monsters
to battle in epic combat.
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Wow.
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Yeah. Anyway,
you probably don't wanna
hear about this stuff.
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What? Fighting space monsters?
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That was made for me.
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Can I see more?
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I thought
you'd never ask.
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A secret room
hidden under your bed?
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- You are so rich, Remy.
- Thank you.
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- Whee!
- Okay.
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Behold, my secret
Galaxu chamber!
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Wow!
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I'm a Galaxu fanatic!
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I love the games.
I love the anime.
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But most importantly,
I love the cards.
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There's too many
to count.
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Dang, you've even got
an invisible one.
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No. That spot's
reserved for the rarest
Galaxu of them all,
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Starmadillo.
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It's the one card I want
more than anything
in the world.
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Hey, Vasquez and I
are going to go
look for it today.
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You should come with.
We can start
your own collection.
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I was hoping
you'd Gal-ask-u me that.
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It's Galaxu.
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Cricket, my friend,
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welcome to the Galaxu
collectors' paradise!
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Right, so I'll give you
a Nebulam and a Star-hog
for a Twi-night!
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Sean, please.
I'm not an idiot.
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Hey, Claire.
My friend, Cricket,
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would like to buy
his first Galaxu starter pack.
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All right. Here you go, kid.
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Thank you, ma'am. I'm sure
this'll cover it.
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Are those corn kernels?
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They sure are.
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Get yourself something nice.
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And I'll just have
my usual, please.
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You got it, Remy.
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That'll be
every Galaxu booster pack
we have left in stock.
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Thanks! Vasquez, if you would.
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Okay. Star-hog. Moonatic.
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No Starmadillo.
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I guess my eyes
will never behold the majesty
of that card shining...
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Cool! Hey, Remy, I got one
that's all shiny.
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Cricket! That's...
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Huh, what?
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Let me see!
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500 HP! Artwork
by legendary artist
Richard Satoshi!
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Reverse refractor hydrofoil!
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A real Starmadillo!
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I can't believe
I finally found...
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I... I mean,
you found one, Cricket.
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Yeah, this card
is pretty spiffy.
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I've never seen
a Starmadillo card in action!
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- Come on, let's play!
- Whoa!
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I challenge you
to a Galaxu duel.
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This is a complex game
of strategy.
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- The rules are very nuanced,
so listen carefully.
- Hmm.
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I'll go first. Orbi-turtle!
I select you!
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Okay, Cricket. Now, you...
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Yoink!
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Yoink! Orbi-tortoise,
meet your maker!
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Oh, no! Please!
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Oh, make it stop!
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Oh, you're right, Remy!
Galaxu is fun!
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Cricket, wait!
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You might wanna be
more careful with that.
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It's a really valuable card.
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But here, you can put it
in this protective case.
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Mmm, no, thanks.
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I don't wanna lock
li'l Starbo up.
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I'm having fun
playing with him.
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Oop! Nature's calling.
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Come on, Starman-Dillon!
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Let's show you
what a public restroom
looks like.
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No! I mean...
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I can hold him
till you get back.
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Good looking out, buddy.
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Now, make way,
or this will become
an emergency!
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Crisis averted.
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Good thinking, Remy.
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Huh? Who... who said that?
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Down here!
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Starmadillo?
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That's right.
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Cricket may be my owner,
but I wish it was someone
who really appreciated me.
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Someone like you.
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I mean, I would have bought
the pack you were in
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if I hadn't brought
Cricket along.
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I was literally about to say
the same thing,
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which means we've got
a real Galaxu connection.
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You're my true owner.
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Thanks for looking after
little Starbo for me.
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You're a good friend, Remy.
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Now, let's head back
to my house
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so we can watch
some of that Galagazu anime
you were tellin' me about!
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Remy, save me!
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Yes! I'll save you,
Starmadillo! I promise.
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♪ Galaxu ♪
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♪ Go out and buy
A bunch of cards ♪
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♪ Galaxu ♪
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♪ Cash, money order
Or credit card ♪
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♪ Tell all your neighbors
Your friends and strangers ♪
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♪ Go and buy Galaxu ♪
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This is what cartoons are now?
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Why ain't nobody getting hit
in the head with an anvil?
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Gramma, we're trying to watch!
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Whatever.
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My mission
is gonna be a lot easier
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now that I have you
by my side, Starmadillo.
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Starmadillo!
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I sure do love
my Galaxu cards.
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I love them
because they're mine.
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Hand over
your cards!
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Oh, no! A card thief
who threatens to steal
my beloved Galaxu cards!
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That's right!
I make bad choices!
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Now, give me
your Starmadillo,
or prepare to fight!
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Is she serious?
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Stealing Starmadillo
from his scrappy
and lovable owner?
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That's unforgivable!
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What do I do?
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I can't just steal
the card from Cricket.
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He wouldn't understand.
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But I can't leave it
in his hands either.
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I'm in a real pickle.
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Try and steal my Starmadillo
after I use
duplication mirror!
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It... it's an exact copy!
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I can't tell them apart!
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An exact copy!
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Gloria! I need you
to paint something for me!
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Why does nobody knock
in this...
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Uh, wait. Paint something
for you?
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I need you to make
this worthless Galaxu card
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look exactly like this.
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Oh, my gosh!
My first commission.
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My time has come.
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Guess that Galaxu!
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Who? Who? Starmadillo!
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It's Orbi-turtle!
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Eh, whatever.
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This looks so real.
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This might actually work!
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Whoa!
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That was
a close one, Starmadillo!
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With our bond
of friendship and your
mega-black-hole-death-cannon,
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there's nothing we can't do.
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Wow!
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What do you think
of that, Starma...
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- What the heck is this?
- Hmm?
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This ain't my Starmadillo.
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What? No! Of course
that's your Starmadillo!
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Nah! See?
Gloria painted this.
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I can tell by her distinctive
brush strokes
and confident lines.
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Oh, my gosh, Cricket!
You recognize my art style?
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What a day
for my ego.
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But if this one's fake,
then where's
the real Starmadillo?
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Yeah!
Where is he?
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Uh, Remy?
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What's that
in your pocket?
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This is my Starmadillo
in your plastic case.
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Wait, I can explain!
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But Remy best friend.
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Remy steal from Cricket?
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If you really care about it,
you'll let an experienced
collector like me have it.
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Hmm.
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I think
you should go now, Remy.
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It's okay, buddy.
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I won't ever let you go.
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Remy! I belong with you!
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You've left me no choice.
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Cricket Green, I challenge you
to a real life Galaxu duel!
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Hand over Starmadillo,
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or Vasquez takes it by force!
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Vasquez!
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I got muscle too, you know.
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Gramma, someone's stealing
my stuff!
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Who's trying
to die today?
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- Vasquez, fight!
- Gramma, fight!
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Vasquez, use low blow
on Mrs. Green's wooden leg!
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Gramma, use real hard punch!
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Hush, boy!
I know how to fight.
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Mrs. Green's power
is wearing out.
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You can't win, Cricket.
Give up now!
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Never!
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Milk. Purple stuff.
199
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Ooh! Bingo bango!
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00:08:28,779 --> 00:08:31,157
I use Megapotion on Gramma.
201
00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:44,295
I can't believe
you tried to steal my card!
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I love Starmadillo.
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I may not have a fancy case,
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but don't you trust
that I'll take care of it?
205
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But it's not about that!
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Then why? Why steal my card?
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Because... because
it isn't fair!
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I've been looking
for that card
for years, Cricket!
209
00:09:00,019 --> 00:09:02,187
And you just started!
210
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I deserved it more than you!
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00:09:10,571 --> 00:09:12,615
Well, we'll see
who deserves the card
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00:09:12,615 --> 00:09:14,909
when Gramma
kills Vasquez's butt!
213
00:09:14,909 --> 00:09:16,660
Cricket, get back here!
214
00:09:18,537 --> 00:09:20,289
Our fishing trip.
215
00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:23,459
I've never
been fishing before.
216
00:09:23,459 --> 00:09:25,544
Ah, don't worry.
You're doing great.
217
00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:28,714
Wow!
218
00:09:28,714 --> 00:09:31,050
That's bigger than any fish
I've ever caught.
219
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And I've been doing this
my whole life.
220
00:09:33,761 --> 00:09:35,554
That's awesome!
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Happy for you, bud.
222
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What have I done?
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Huh?
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00:09:43,312 --> 00:09:45,397
Gramma, get up!
You gotta get up!
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Vasquez,
226
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I'll see you in Slumberland.
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I'm tired, boy.
228
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Hand over the card,
Master Cricket.
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Starmadillo,
I love you.
230
00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:07,002
- Stand down, Vasquez!
- Huh?
231
00:10:07,002 --> 00:10:11,173
Cricket, I thought
it was unfair that you found
the card in your first pack.
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00:10:11,173 --> 00:10:13,676
The only thing that was unfair
was how I acted.
233
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I'm so sorry, Cricket.
234
00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:18,055
I should've
just been happy for you.
235
00:10:18,055 --> 00:10:19,974
Like you're always happy
for me.
236
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Starmadillo is yours.
237
00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:24,561
Thanks, buddy.
238
00:10:24,561 --> 00:10:27,773
And, hey, until you find
your own ultra rare card,
239
00:10:27,773 --> 00:10:30,401
you can always come
and look at...
240
00:10:32,569 --> 00:10:35,114
Maybe a card case
ain't a bad idea.
241
00:10:35,114 --> 00:10:36,740
Hey, everyone, hold still.
242
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I'm on a roll today.
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Say Galaxu!
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Galaxu!
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♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
246
00:10:50,212 --> 00:10:53,590
♪ Lost a bet and got bit
By a hundred flies ♪
247
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♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
248
00:10:56,552 --> 00:10:59,847
♪ Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪
249
00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:03,392
♪ I got chased by dogs
Licked by a frog ♪
250
00:11:03,392 --> 00:11:07,313
♪ Got a rash on my legs
Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
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♪ I got splinters
In seven of ten ♪
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♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪
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♪ One, two
One, two, three, four ♪
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