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Now this is what I call
an authentic medieval costume.
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I’ll say. Your mother bought it
from the history museum.
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It’s priceless, dear.
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So wear a bib if you’re going to eat.
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Vasquez!
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A bib for Master Remy.
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You look different.
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Why aren’t you wearing
your customary sweater vest?
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I, Sir Remy Remington,
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am attending the community center’s
annual medieval party.
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We dress up how they did
in the olden times.
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Then I must select a costume at once.
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I’m ready.
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Oh, you don’t need to come.
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I’ll be fine on my own.
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You without a bodyguard?
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Good one, Master Remy.
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Actually, we think he’s earned
some independence.
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We’re benching you, man.
Take the night off.
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You hear that, Vasquez?
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I don’t need you anymore!
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...anymore. ...anymore.
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Oh, look, the Greens are here.
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- Good morrow, Lord Remington.
- How fare ye?
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He doesn’t need me?
He doesn’t need me?
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Well, I must be off. My chariot awaits!
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Ah! Wait!
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Master Remy... Oh!
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- Vasquez?
- Vasquez?
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Vasquez?
Vasquez?
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What happened?
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You had a panic attack.
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Attack? Where? Who?
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No, no, we’re talking about anxiety.
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You got blitzed by your own brain.
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We thought you might want
somebody to talk to,
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so we called our mobile therapist.
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Therapist?
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- Good luck, buddy.
- Hope you feel better.
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It’s nice to meet you, Vasquez.
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My name is Dr. Maya Bloom,
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and this is a safe space to be vulnerable.
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- Hmph!
- Now,
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what brings me in today?
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The Remingtons are trying
to keep me from doing my job!
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And I take it that wounded you?
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Wounded? Do I look like I’m bleeding?
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Not on the outside, no.
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But when we care about someone
and they hurt us,
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we feel it in our hearts just as deeply.
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Don’t you have someone you care about?
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Huh?
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Master Remy.
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I almost die at least once a day
trying to protect him.
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He hangs with a well-meaning,
but very reckless country boy.
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I see.
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Now tell me, how did you and Remy meet?
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It was late one night, many moons ago.
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I was working with my former brotherhood.
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A group of mercenaries called...
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...the Order of the Fang.
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Wait, so you were a criminal?
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Lady, is this a safe space or not?
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It is. Please continue.
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We heard a Big City couple
were in possession
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of our ancient scroll of dark secrets.
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They purchased it
from a natural history museum
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to include in their personal collection.
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They are very wealthy.
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The lost scroll!
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Viper Fang, I found it.
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Good work, Tiger Fang.
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Little did we know...
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...we were in for a surprise.
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Uh-oh.
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Somebody’s ready for bed.
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They’re back early.
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Fangs, shadow formation.
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Russ, why don’t you grab
that ancient scroll Remy likes
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from the gallery?
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Kid loves that thing
like a blankie.
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There it is.
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This thing is cool.
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The scroll.
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Here you go, bud.
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Our beautiful little nerd.
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I love him so much.
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Now’s our chance.
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Excellent.
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Baby, you must give me the scroll.
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Shh! Here! Here!
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The baby’s cries will alert his parents.
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No matter. Take the baby as well.
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Take him?
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The first time I picked up Master Remy,
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I knew.
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He was the most pure,
innocent being I had ever seen.
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The true embodiment of all things good.
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Huh?
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Come on, Tiger Fang. What’s the holdup?
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I don’t think we should take him.
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Why not? The baby will love the Order.
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And if it doesn’t, we’ll throw it
in the dungeon until it does.
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What? What are you doing?
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I can’t explain it,
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but I feel in my heart
this baby must follow
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a different path.
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But, Tiger Fang. The scroll!
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Forget the scroll.
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I have always followed
the ways of the Order,
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but this time, I must do things my way.
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I cannot let you take the infant.
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The Master will be
most displeased with your betrayal.
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So be it!
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Well, boys.
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Looks like the objective’s changed.
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Eliminate Tiger Fang!
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Ah!
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Come on, Tiger Fang.
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You’d really throw everything away
for this stinky baby?
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What’s going on in here?
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They have Remy!
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Uh-oh.
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Get back!
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Huh?
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No, no, no-- Whoa!
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He’s good.
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Here you go, little guy.
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It’s no use.
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- Oh, no!
- Save our baby, mysterious stranger!
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The child is ours!
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No, he’s not!
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Ah! I’m lactose intolerant!
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This isn’t over, Tiger Fang!
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Hey, man, you know how to kick some butt.
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You saved our precious baby boy.
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How can we ever repay you, Mister...
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The name is Tiger F-- Uh... Vasquez.
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Well, Mr. Tigerfuhvasquez--
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Can I just call you Vasquez?
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- Mm.
- Cool.
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Seeing how you expertly protected our son
from all that danger,
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we’d love to hire you as a bodyguard.
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I accept.
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From this day onward,
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I will be there for him. Always.
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Master Remy was too young
to remember that night.
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- But ever since then, I kept my word.
- Whee!
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I was the barrier between him
and imminent danger.
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Hyah!
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He’s never known life
without me by his side.
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Hmm, that’s true.
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You’ve protected him,
taught him many things
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and helped him grow.
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Yes! You get it.
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And now you’re coming
to terms with that reality
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that he’s ready to go
and do some things on his own?
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No! You don’t get it. He needs me.
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I must protect him always.
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Oh, no.
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Master Remy’s sweat tracker.
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His skin moisture level
went from clammy to glistening.
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Master Remy’s in danger. I must go to him.
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But our session isn’t over.
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Then we must go to him.
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♪ Whisk, O thee merry ♪
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♪ Thy feet, they be weary ♪
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♪ For a cuda named Barry ♪
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My royal subjects,
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your queen is not pleased
with having to wait in line
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like some kind of basic pleb!
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Why, greetings, Your Majesty.
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As your lady-in-waiting,
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it is my sacred duty to wait in this line
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for your red sugary beverage.
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Prithee, away.
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Thanks, Tilly. I will prithee away.
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It’s a living.
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Okayeth, Remy.
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Getteth ready for a noodle
inneth your noggin.
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I, the esteemed and chivalrous
Sir Remy Remington,
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accept your challenge!
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Now mount thine steed!
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Vasquez, are you familiar with the term
"helicopter parent"?
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No! Come.
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This way.
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Master Remy?
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Hmm.
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Master Remy! Jousting?
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Cricket?
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It’s going downeth!
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Nobody told me he’d be competing
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in a dangerous sporting event.
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I will protect you, Master Remy,
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from any harm that shall befall you.
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No matter what.
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No matter what!
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Vasquez, let’s think about this.
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No!
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I could have saved him!
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Focus, Vasquez.
You’re close to a breakthrough.
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I’ll break through anything
to protect Master Remy.
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Starting with this glass!
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Hold on. Look at Remy.
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Does he really look like the helpless boy
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you saved from danger so long ago?
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Huh?
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Hark!
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Let us continue in our revelry!
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So it’s true.
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Master Remy
really doesn’t need me anymore.
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Exactly.
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Congratulations, Mr. Vasquez.
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This is a good thing?
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Well, it certainly is a natural thing.
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Relationships can grow and change.
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Even bodyguarding ones.
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Oop!
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Well, looks like our time is up.
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- Goodbye, Vasquez.
- Huh?
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Huh?
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If you’d like to chat again,
you have my card.
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Wait! Wait! I don’t understand.
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What do I do now?
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Oh, please, after thee.
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And after thee. Oh, after thee.
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I am the lady-in-waiting.
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’Tis bliss.
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Sir Vasquez!
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Thou should’ve seeneth it!
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I, Sir Remy, ’twere master of the joust!
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Sure, Cricket had lanced me a few times,
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but that hath made it all the more jovial.
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Whateth can I sayeth?
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I’m very glad you had a good time
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all on your own, Master Remy.
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You didn’t need me after all.
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I did miss you, though.
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I still want you around,
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even if I don’t need you.
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Really?
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I understand now.
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I don’t need to protect you all the time,
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but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna lose you.
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Of course not!
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You may not always be my bodyguard,
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but you’ll always be my buddyguard.
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Oh!
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♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
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♪ Lost a bet, got bit by 100 flies ♪
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♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
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♪ Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪
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♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
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♪ Licked by a frog ♪
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♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪
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♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
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♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪
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