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Ah, Friendship Day!

A totally not made up holiday

full of activities that celebrate

hanging with, and making friends.

Since we're spending all day with our best pals,

Andromeda and I decided to glue

our friendship necklaces together.

Come on! Let's check out

the Friendship Day Potluck!

What'd you bring to the potluck, Remy?

Mmm, our favorite, of course!

One gallon of kranch dressing!

Thanks, Vasquez!

Everything's better with a little kranch!

Blegh!

Ketchup and ranch have no business

being mixed together!

It's disgusting!

What?! No, it ain't!

Says the dunderhead who brought

a wet bag to a potluck!

They're chicken tenders.

- Chicken tenders?! - Yeah!

Because kranch and tendies

go together like Cricks and Remdies!

Very clever.

Lame!

You know what, Gregly, you're grumpier

than a, um, grumpy old man!

The problem with soup these days

is that it's too soupy!

Yeah, well, my mom says I'm this way

because I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy

because I don't have any friends!

And it was her stupid idea for me to come here

so I could make a stupid friend...

Oh. I kinda feel bad for him, Cricket.

Uh, Gregly, we'll be your friends.

Ew! Not you!

I wanna be friends with someone good!

Like, I dunno... them!

Oh, Kiki, Weezie, and Benny?

They're great! I'm sure they'll--

You big dum-dums!

You brought a parfait to a potluck?!

What a par-fail!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Not cool! - Too much spice on that rice.

Ugh! Ah...

I don't mean to upset people-- I just have feelings...

and I need to get them out loudly!

Listen, if you wanna make friends with them,

you can't be so... you.

What if I, Cricket Green,

master of social accepta-mability,

train you in how to be more agreeable?

Yeah, okay, whatever.

As long as you're not an idiot about it!

Hmm.

All right, Ma! I'm headin' out!

- Where ya gotta go? - I heard on the radio

that it's healthy to get in 10,000 steps a day,

so I figured I'd start a daily constitutional.

I used to take long walks in the country,

and the best part was all the waves

from the friendly folks I'd pass!

I ain't wavin' atcha, Bill.

Then I'll get to constitutin'!

Hi, there!

Hmm. City folk sure are busy.

Don't worry, Bill!

The waves will come.

All right, Gregly, let's begin

your accepta-mability training.

When my gramma's cat was jumpin' on the countertops,

she sprayed him with water 'til he learned

- not to do it no more. - You're gonna spray me

with water to teach me how to make friends?

This plan is moronic--

Not water.

Kranch dressing.

What?! That stuff is disgust--

You can swallow kranch

or you can swallow that negativity.

Trust me, this hurts us

more than it hurts you.

Yeah! 'Cause we're wasting kranch!

All right, now hit 'em with a "Right on, man."

I think Croblins is the most sophisticated

film franchise in the whole world.

Wouldn't you agree?

Right on, man--

No-oooo!

Croblins are for idiots!

"Lovin' it!"

"That's fire!" "What a dope idea!"

All right, try again.

Okay, Gregly.

How cool is it to wear sunglasses...

indoors?

S-S-So... cool.

By corn, I think he's got it!

♪ My-yyy name's Bill Green And I love to wave ♪

♪ When someone waves back It makes my... day? ♪

Wave if ya love smiles!

Ooh, hi! Hi! Hi there!

Hi! Hi! Hi-iii!

Oof!

Hey there!

Who's got one and a half pointer fingers

and loves gettin' waved at?

Uhh...

This guy!

Ugh! Don't folks 'round here

know it's rude not to wave back?

Well, Billiam, guess it's time to educate 'em.

So I said, "Lady, I don't know how taxes work,

I'm just a wittle kid!"

You got this, Gregly!

Remember, be agreeable.

I know, I know.

Right on, man.

He's a natural.

So, uh, why are you guys

standing here?

Well, we were actually gonna play

Mermaid Tag.

Did you wanna join?

What the heck is Mermaid Tag?

Is a question I ask you out of genuine interest!

Mewmaid Tag is wike wegular tag,

but when you're tagged, you gotta get on da gwound

and pose wike a mewmaid.

That's... fi-iire.

Guess which best friends won the sweater-knitting contest?

Tilly, check it out! I did a good!

We taught Gregly how to be more agreeable,

- so he could make friends! - Who's ready to be a mermaid?

Well, Gregly is certainly doin' a better job

not spoutin' negativity.

Don't be shy to show us

your inner mewmaid, Gwegly!

I know it's in der!

I'm gonna getcha!

But he looks miserable.

Ha, you may have a point.

So, hypothetically,

if a person like Gregly was encouraged to bury

all their true feelings deep, deep down, what would happen?

Hmm. Well, like a seemingly dormant volcano,

the pressure would build under the surface,

until inevitably,

it explodes!

Raining hot death upon us all.

Weady for the next wound, Gwegly?

Fire!

Oh, kranch...

Hello-ooo!

Wavin' to your health, neighbor!

Now wave to mine!

Uh...

Sir. Excuse me, sir.

I know you saw me wave at you in a real neighborly way.

- Ugh! - Hey! You better wave back at me

if you know what's good for you!

Get back here

and wave at me or I'll wave at me for you!

Bill!

What is goin' on?

I've been walkin' around all morning

and not one person has waved back at me!

I don't know why I care so much, but I do.

Well, unfortunately, you can't control other people.

You can only control yourself.

I can only control myself...

Ooh! You're a genius, Ma!

I know.

Wha-- What are you doin' now?

I'm goin' for a walk!

There's something wrong with that boy.

I'm gonna getchu, Gwegly!

You're gonna be a bweatiful mewmaid!

We gotta do something!

If Gregly has to pose like a mermaid,

he's gonna explode!

Taaaag!

You're iiiiit!

No-oooo!

Oh, tag! Ha-ha!

I'm a mermaid!

So, I guess the game's over and we can--

Hey, guys! The new trailer

just dropped for Croblins Eleven!

Wait, what? N-no!

Gregly! Look away!

This summer,

the Croblins are going

where they've never gone before:

Nebraska!

Join the Croblins on their most Midwestern adventure yet!

They'll be popping off

as they look for their papa.

Who turns out to be...

a talking tractor!

Coo-coo corn-chooo!

Here it comes...

That movie's absolute garbage!

It's a cinematic crime against humanity!

It's even dumber than Mermaid Tag!

Whoa, not cool.

That scream don't rise to the top.

C'mon, let's find someone else to pway with.

I-- Uh.

Gregly! Come back!

I can't make the city folks wave at me.

So, I'll go where I can get a wave back.

Smalton! Hello, sir.

- Howdy, neighbor! - Afternoon, ma'am!

Enjoy your walk!

- Hi there! - A-loha!

Isn't this the perfect day for a stroll?

I'll say! Especially with this weather we're having.

Mm-hmm. It is, in fact, weather!

Nice chattin' with you!

Hey, fellas! Heh.

Enjoyin' this weather?

Gregly? Where are you?

We just wanna know if you're okay!

No! I'm not okay!

- Gregly? - I was sad before,

because I didn't have any friends,

so you told me to be more agreeable!

Then I got friends, but I was still sad!

So does that mean

I'm just never gonna be happy?

Huh. I guess

I shouldn't a' tried to change Gregly.

He's gotta be his loud, passionate self!

Yeah, but Kiki, Benny, and Weezie

don't wanna be friends with me when I'm being myself!

Ya know, when Tilly wanted a friend,

she found someone she could be herself around.

Same goes for me and Remy!

You just need to find someone who likes you for you!

But that's the problem!

No one likes me!

You said it yourself.

I'm grumpier than...

a grumpy old man.

Hmm. Yes. Yes, you are!

So then they have this stupid potluck

for this made-up holiday!

And they brought parfait!

See, that right there, that's why I never had kids!

Well, tell me about it!

Hey, Gregly! How's everything goin'?

Great, actually!

These guys hate all the same things I hate!

You're darn right we do!

Thanks for helping me find friends, Cricket.

For being such an idiot...

you actually have some good ideas.

Thanks for your kind, harsh words, Gregly.

We're just glad you're happy.

Oh, I am! And you know why?

No, why?

♪ All my life I felt I never belonged ♪

♪ I felt like Nobody understood! ♪

♪ But now I found some folks with whom I get along ♪

♪ I think they get me I think they get me good! ♪

♪ We're not going out On wild adventures ♪

♪ We're just Hangin' out here by the pool! ♪

♪ They all smell vaguely Of muscle rub and dentures ♪

♪ But I smell like feet So I guess we're cool ♪

- I can't smell. - ♪ We're from different generations ♪

♪ But our mutual disdain For everything ♪

♪ Is gonna anchor us! ♪

♪ 'Cause our favorite thing To do together ♪

♪ Is complain, and I'm... ♪

♪ Prematurely Cantankerous! ♪

♪ Cantankerous! Cantankerous! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ I found my people I found my crew! ♪

♪ I think you know What I mean! ♪

♪ We're gonna order up The Cordon Bleu ♪

♪ When we break for dinner At 4:15! ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm one of them And they're a lot of me! ♪

♪ And there's a lot of things On which we disagree! ♪

♪ I found my people! ♪

♪ He found his people! ♪

♪ And I'm finally feeling free! ♪

♪ I found my people! ♪

Wow, Gregly!

Sounds like you found your people!

Are you serious?! That's literally

what I just said!

That's the problem with kids these days.

- They never listen! - What's that?

♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪

♪ Lost a bet, got bit by 100 flies ♪

♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪

♪ Hit every branch And scraped up both my knees ♪

♪ I got chased by a dog ♪

♪ Licked by a frog ♪

♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪

♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪

♪ I got splinters In seven and ten ♪

♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪