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Alright, now let's get back to discussing Melissa's feelings.

You know, actually I think that all of her problems stem from her insecurity about her body.

Fuck you, Jake! I have a great body that you're not gonna see anymore.

Jake, this is not helpful. Mansplaining your wife's feelings is not helpful.

I'm sorry. I just meant that she would benefit from you getting naked to set an example of being comfortable with your body.

You have to be kidding me! This is a counseling meeting and office. It would be very inappropriate for me to get naked right now.

Yeah, Jake. It would be extremely inappropriate for us to get naked if you'd ask her to get naked. How dare you?

I just think you'd set a good example for her if you went ahead and stood up and got naked. Agreed?

Agreed. It would set a really good example if I got naked.

What are you doing? This just makes no sense.

I think Melissa would be more comfortable if she got naked too. Agreed?

I agree. I think you'd feel much more comfortable if you got naked with me too.

Okay, I guess I should get naked too.

I'm sorry.

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See, that's better, right?

No matter what, to really show that you're comfortable, I think you should both stand up and pose and stuff.

You should really show off your bodies. Agreed?

I agree. I think we both should stand up and show off our bodies.

Agreed. I think that we should do that as well.

I agree.

Actually, Johnson, your couples therapy is really effective. You should show Melissa how to be more sexy.

No, that is so inappropriate.

No, it's absolutely appropriate. You should both move your butts around in a slow circle and repeat.

We are your filthy sluts who need to suck cock. That'll turn you both on, agreed?

Agreed. That will turn us both on.

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You know, I also feel that Melissa should give me a blowjob whenever I ask.

What?

No!

That is inappropriate. You don't need to be on his beck and call.

I mean, we are desperate sluts, but your constant demand of sex is unacceptable to Melissa.

Well, I just feel Melissa should give me a blowjob.

And doesn't it make sense? Desperate sluts love sucking cock all the time, agreed?

I guess that is agreed. Yes, we are desperate sluts and we like to suck cock.

Agreed. We're desperate sluts and we like to suck cock.

Well, that being said, it's completely reasonable for Melissa to give me a blowjob whenever I ask, agreed?

It is completely reasonable for Melissa to give you a blowjob whenever you ask.

Okay, I guess I should give you a blowjob when you ask.

See, Melissa, we can make this marriage work if we both put in the effort.

Okay, agreed.

And Jocelyn, since you are such a sloppy bitch, I think it only makes sense for you to teach Melissa how to give a great sloppy blowjob.

Agreed?

Agreed. Since I am such a sloppy little slut, I guess I should teach you how to give a sloppy blowjob.