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("RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK"
THEME PLAYING ON TV)
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Okay, help me out here.
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How does an archeology professor
get that good with a whip?
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Maybe he took a class at the
adult bookstore. That's how I learned.
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I can't believe you've never seen
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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And I can't believe you've never read
Eat, Pray, Love.
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When she comes out with Eat, Pray, Run
Away From a Giant Boulder, I'll read it.
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I don't care if Eat, Pray, Love,
changed your life, I'm not reading it.
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You know,
I could totally rock a hat like that.
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That's the work of noted Hollywood
costume designer Deborah Nadoolman.
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She designed the red and black jacket
in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video...
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...which I've never viewed
in its entirety...
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...as I find zombies dancing
in synchronicity implausible.
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And also, it's really scary.
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Could someone please turn off
the Sheldon commentary track?
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There's no switch.
Just listen and learn.
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Penny,
you should come with us Friday...
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...to see it on the big screen
at the Colonial.
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I'm watching it now.
Why would I wanna see it again?
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Because the print they're showing...
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...has an additional 21 seconds
of previously unseen footage.
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Wha... Twenty-one seconds?
That'll be like seeing a whole new movie.
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Exactly. They say it finally solves
the submarine controversy.
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Leonard, I'm no expert, but I believe
what we just heard from Penny...
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...was sarcasm.
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Oh, good. I'm 8-for-26 this month.
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Yeah, I think I'll pass. But you guys
enjoy your extra 21 seconds.
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If I could make you understand why this
is a cool thing, we'd still be together.
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Hmm... Yeah. No, we wouldn't.
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Uh-huh. I'm guessing 21 seconds
had something to do with that too.
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(CHUCKLES)
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May I point out to you all that
the screening is first come, first served?
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Relax, it's 5:00.
The movie doesn't start till midnight.
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Another way of saying that is: the movie
starts at midnight and it's already 5:00.
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If we miss it, we'll have the fun of
listening to Sheldon...
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...whine about it
for the rest of our lives.
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See? Howard's on my side.
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Actually, I'm not.
I'm using sarcasm to mock you.
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Drat. Now I'm 8-for-27.
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Don't worry, Sheldon. We'll be fine.
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What happened to the Leonard who
waited in line with me for 14 hours...
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...to see the premiere
of Star Trek: Nemesis?
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Oh, well, he waited in line for 14 hours
while you napped in a lawn chair...
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...he got in a fight
when he stepped out of line to pee...
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...and you wouldn't wake up
to vouch for him.
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And worst of all,
he saw Star Trek: Nemesis.
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But how were our seats?
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- Excellent.
- I rest my case.
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Amy, don't you agree we should
leave now and get in line?
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As the newest member
of your social group...
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...I'll gain more acceptance by siding
with your friends from time to time.
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Shrewd.
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Leonard, you're right.
We should enjoy our meal, arrive late...
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...and risk winding up with terrible
seats, assuming we get in at all.
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Thank you, Amy.
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See? It's working.
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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- Olive.
- "I love" you too.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Guys, that's really starting to get old.
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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I have a girlfriend and you don't.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hysterical.
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We don't know that yet, he isn't finished.
I have a girlfriend and you don't who?
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So are you sure you don't wanna
come with us to Raiders?
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Oh, no. That movie has melting faces.
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It reminds me of the time...
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...I dropped that vial of flesh-eating
bacteria into the monkey lab.
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Besides, Penny and I
are having a girls' night tonight.
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Girls' night? What does that entail?
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Oh, you know, girls get together,
hang out, share girl talk.
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I'm a girl.
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Well, maybe you can join us.
I'll ask Penny.
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No need. Penny and I are very close.
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- You are?
- Yes.
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In fact, our menses are synchronized.
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Penny, Bernadette tells me
you're planning a girls' night.
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Yeah?
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I'm a girl.
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Oh, it was just gonna be
me and Bernadette.
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I thought you were going to the movies
with Sheldon and the guys?
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Yes, but they're not girls. I'm a girl.
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Yeah. No, no. I got that.
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- What's the dress code?
- Just wear something comfortable.
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All right. I'll have to go shopping.
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Knock, knock.
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- Who's there?
- Hugh.
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- Hugh who?
- "You" people need to listen to me.
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It's time to get in line for the movie.
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And that's how you tell
a knock-knock joke.
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Under normal circumstances
I'd say I told you so...
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...but as I have told you so with such
vehemence and frequency already...
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...the phrase has lost all meaning.
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Therefore, I will be replacing it
with the phrase "I informed you thusly."
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Can't wait for that to start.
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I informed you thusly.
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Eight-for-28.
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This is where we could've been
if we hadn't stopped for dinner.
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This is where we could've been
if Koothrappali hadn't ordered dessert.
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I earned it, dude. I ate all my broccoli.
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And here's where we are,
the runts in a large litter...
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...unlikely to ever reach
the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
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So I guess it's a good thing
we stopped for dinner.
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(SCOFFS)
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When facing disappointment,
Eat, Pray, Love teaches us...
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Oh, shut up.
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So, anyway,
to make a long story short...
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...turns out I have
an unusually firm cervix.
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You know, heh, Amy,
when we say girl talk...
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...it doesn't just have to be
about our lady parts.
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Shame. Because I have a real zinger
about my tilted uterus.
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Penny, your nails look great.
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Oh, thanks.
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I found this place in Alhambra.
It's in a woman's basement.
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I think it's a front
for human trafficking,
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but they do a really good job.
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A colleague of mine did her thesis
on the fungus...
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...that grows on improperly sterilized
manicure implements.
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Well, don't tell me that's not girl talk.
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So where should we go tonight?
A bar? A club? A movie?
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Or we could just stay here.
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Yes, and continue to bond.
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I have a feeling that after tonight, one
of you will become my best friend forever.
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Or BFF, if you prefer.
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Which I don't.
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All right,
time to open Bachelor Number 2.
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Gee, I don't know if I should drink more.
I have to drive home.
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And I've got enough trouble
seeing over the dashboard as it is.
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That's okay. You can just sleep here.
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Oh, good, a slumber party.
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We'll do makeovers,
initiate phony phone calls...
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...and have spirited pillow fights
in our frilly nighties.
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Gosh, Amy, I don't know if I would
call this an actual slumber party.
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Oh, I've always wanted to be
invited to a slumber party.
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- Oh, you never were?
- Not even when you were a kid?
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There was the time
I had my tonsils out...
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...and I shared a room
with a little Vietnamese girl.
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She didn't make it through the night,
but up till then it was kind of fun.
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Okay, well, I guess we're having
a slumber party.
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Pillow fight.
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Uh, I hope they let us in soon.
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I'm tired of running to the gas station
to use the bathroom.
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The guy makes me buy a Gatorade
every time. It's a vicious circle.
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Too bad you don't have
a Stadium Pal like me.
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What's a Stadium Pal?
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Let me put it this way.
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Takes care of the bathroom problem
and it keeps your calf warm.
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Hey, guys, bad news,
I just did a quick calculation.
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Given the size of the theater
and the length of this line,
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we might not get seats.
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What did he say?
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Nice going, Raj.
Just got him down for his nap.
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We might not get seats?
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It's fine, it's fine. Go back to sleep.
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Oh, I informed you thusly.
I so informed you thusly.
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Howard, you talk to him.
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Howard?
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You're peeing, aren't you?
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Hey, look who's here. Hey, buddies.
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Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton.
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The Jar Jar Binks
of the Star Trek universe.
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(IMMITATING JAR JAR BINKS)
Me think that very funny.
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Well, you can go think that
at the back of the line.
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No cuts, not butts, no coconuts.
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- Wil Wheaton.
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah.
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- I'm a big fan.
- Of what? Poorly executed beards?
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Do you think you could get me
and my friends into the movie?
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- No problem. Come on, I'll hook you up.
- Awesome.
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(IMMITATING JAR JAR BINKS)
Meesa gonna go into the movie now.
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Bye-bye.
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This is Indiana Jones, not Star Trek.
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There should be no value
to his pseudo-celebrity here.
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And even at Star Trek conventions,
they only let him in if he helps set up!
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Calm down, Sheldon.
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I will not calm down.
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This affront to justice and decency
cannot go unanswered.
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As Captain Jean-Luc Picard once said:
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"The line must be drawn here.
This far, no farther."
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Had to wake him up from his nap,
didn't you?
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You know what I really love
about Howard?
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His chest hair.
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Howard has a hairy chest?
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No, just the one.
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But it's really long.
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Okay, there you go: Sultry Sunrise Red.
What do you think?
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My nails have never looked
so pretty before.
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Get it off.
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Oh, oh, looks like they're getting
ready to let people in.
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Listen to what
Mr. Wil Wheaton is tweeting:
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"Best seats in house
for Raiders screening.
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Suck on that, Sheldon Cooper."
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Why do you read his Twitter feed?
It's only gonna upset you.
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I believe in knowing my enemy, Leonard.
Had Twitter existed at the time...
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...would not General Custer
have followed the tweets of Sitting Bull?
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Would not Lee have followed Grant?
Would not Spy have followed Spy?
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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I have more examples, but excuse me.
Hello?
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Well, this seems like an odd time
to test my cell-phone quality, but go on.
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Test phrases? All right.
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"I'm a toat".
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"Al but".
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"Twad".
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All together? "I'm a total butt wad."
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Why are you laughing?
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Hello?
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And that, girls, is how you make
a phony phone call.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'm not sure I grasp the full
entertainment value, but all right.
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Next on Wikipedia's list of
slumber party activities, "truth or dare."
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It's your game, you go first.
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Hang on, I'm familiarizing myself
with the rules.
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Seems fairly straightforward.
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- Bernadette, truth or dare?
- Truth.
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All right. To what temperature
must you heat beef...
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...in order to kill the prion that causes
Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy?
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- Um...
- Remember, you have to answer honestly.
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No, Amy, you're supposed to ask her
something personal or embarrassing.
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Oh, all right.
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What is the circumference
of your areolas?
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"Munching on complimentary popcorn.
Woot-woot."
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Oh, the gall. I hope his next tweet is:
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"Popcorn lodged in trachea.
Choking to death."
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Woot-woot.
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Guys, I am sorry, we are full up.
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What...? No!
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- We're full up!
- We really wanna see this.
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Is there anything you can do?
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Sorry, fire regulations.
Should have gotten here earlier.
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This is nothing but a blatant abuse
of power by a petty functionary.
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Explain to me why Wil Wheaton
and his lackeys get in and we don't.
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00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,212
Because I'm the petty functionary
with a clipboard, bitch.
233
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,925
I guess that's that.
234
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,052
Let's go home.
235
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:07,639
You know what? I'm going back
to "I told you so." I told you so.
236
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,559
We can still see something.
237
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,936
The new Sandra Bullock movie
is playing.
238
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,814
You know Sandy B always brings it.
239
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,233
Look. A side door.
240
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,609
Come on, Short Round.
241
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,946
I guess we'd better go after him.
242
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:26,032
- Short Round?
- Indy's sidekick from Temple of Doom.
243
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,159
LEONARD:
Yeah, I know who it is, but why is it me?
244
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,453
RAJESH: You're right.
It should be a cuddly Asian boy.
245
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,247
Like me.
246
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:38,712
And Absolon hath kist hir nether yë,
and Nicholas is scalded in the toute.
247
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,924
This tale is doon,
and God save all the route.
248
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,888
What the hell was that?
249
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,725
Bernadette dared me
to tell a dirty story.
250
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,978
"The Miller's Tale" by Chaucer
is the dirtiest story I know.
251
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,148
It would've been hidden
in sock drawers...
252
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:01,109
...if people in the 14th century
had worn socks.
253
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,903
I thought it was pretty spicy.
254
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:08,074
Especially the part
where he kisses her "nether yë."
255
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,369
You might not like it as much
if you knew what "nether yë" meant.
256
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,665
Hint, if one cares about hygiene,
one ought not be kissing it.
257
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,462
Okay, my turn. Penny, truth or dare?
258
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,130
Truth.
259
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,592
Why are you still hanging out with
Leonard even though you broke up?
260
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:29,262
Oh, that's an excellent question.
For two people no longer pair-bonded...
261
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,766
...you spend an inordinate
amount of time in each other's company.
262
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,893
Yeah.
263
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,480
Dare.
264
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,901
I don't believe the rules allow for
an ex post facto change.
265
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,153
Yeah.
266
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,491
Look, just because we're not
seeing each other anymore...
267
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:52,994
...doesn't mean we can't be friends.
I mean, Leonard's a great guy.
268
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,789
Then why did you terminate
your relationship with him?
269
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,793
I don't know. He got really serious
and I wasn't ready for it.
270
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,836
How will you react if, in the future...
271
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,839
...you become ready for it
and Leonard is unavailable...
272
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:09,636
...because another woman has realized
he is, to use your words, "A great guy?"
273
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,181
You can only ask one question.
274
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,434
- That one.
- That one.
275
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,855
You know what,
I don't wanna play anymore.
276
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,111
(DOOR CLOSES)
277
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:31,157
Oh, I'm not sure how this is scored,
but I believe we may have won.
278
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,706
Sheldon?
279
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,666
Sheldon?
280
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,209
Where did he go?
281
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,545
(WHISTLING)
282
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:47,048
We're looking for Sheldon,
not Marmaduke.
283
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,759
You whistled?
284
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,595
What is that?
285
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,890
Raiders of the Lost Ark
with 21 additional seconds.
286
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:00,103
If I can't see it, no one else can see it.
287
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,021
Wait. Sheldon, this is crazy.
288
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,734
No, crazy was leaving
the projection booth unattended.
289
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,528
Listen, you are over-tired.
You're not thinking right.
290
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,072
Put the movie back
before we get into trouble.
291
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,116
Trouble is my middle name, Leonard.
292
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,910
Actually, it's Lee,
but I prefer "Trouble."
293
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,289
Oh, look who they let in.
294
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,959
Don't worry, Wil Wheaton,
I was just leaving.
295
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:27,213
(SINGING THEME FROM
"RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK")
296
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,258
- Come on, Short Round!
- Yeah.
297
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,429
(SHELDON SINGING THEME FROM
"RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK")
298
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,431
Come on, guys. Hurry up, hurry up.
299
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:39,642
Let's see you run with a bag of urine
strapped to your leg.
300
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,562
He's got the movie! Get him!
301
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,565
(CROWD SHOUTING)
302
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,654
Why is there never a pontoon plane
when you need one?
303
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,416
She's been in there a long time.
304
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:06,544
Clearly, losing truth or dare upset her.
305
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,506
We should try to take her mind off it...
306
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,217
- ...with another slumber party activity.
- Like what?
307
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,886
The Internet suggests
that slumber party guests...
308
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,431
...often engage in harmless
experimentation with lesbianism.
309
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:24,938
Where exactly on the Internet
have you been looking?
310
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,232
- Penny?
- PENNY: Oh, hey, Amy.
311
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,275
Look, I'm sorry I got so upset, I just...
312
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,820
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
313
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,154
What are you doing?
314
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:36,115
AMY:
Don't worry, I'll avoid the nether yë.
315
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:41,246
I might have gone with
eating raw cookie dough.
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