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[PLAYlNG CLASSlCAL MUSlC]
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Don't tell me
l've grown accustomed to that face.
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[YAWNS]
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[SNORlNG]
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You never know how Beethoven
is going to affect someone.
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Disgraceful.
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Dance, dance, dance.
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lf you keep on hanging around
with that stupid dog, Linus...
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...you'll end up
just as worthless as he is.
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You'll be nothing.
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Do you hear me?
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You'll be nothing!
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Five hundred years from now,
who'll know the difference?
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[SlGHS]
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Youth never listens.
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[PLAYlNG CLASSlCAL MUSlC]
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Did anyone ever tell you
that you have pretty eyes, Schroeder?
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Musicians get unnerved
when you tell them they have pretty eyes.
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Schroeder, do piano players
make a lot of money?
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Money? Who cares about money?
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This is art.
This is great music l'm playing.
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And playing great music is an art.
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Do you hear me? An art.
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Art, art, art!
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You fascinate me.
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l'll bet l know something
you don't know.
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What's that?
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[CLASSlCAL MUSlC PLAYlNG]
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Beethoven now comes in spray can.
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[PLAYlNG CLASSlCAL MUSlC]
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Schroeder, l think it's disgraceful
the way Lucy bothers you.
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And she's always asking everyone:
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''Why does he have to play
that stupid piano?''
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l think that's terrible.
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lncidentally, why do you always
have to play this stupid piano?
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What are you doing here?
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Who wants to know?
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Maybe l just like music.
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-Do you like Beethoven?
-What?
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lf you're gonna hang around here,
you've gotta like Beethoven.
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All right, but l'll just have a small glass.
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You blew it, kid.
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Meh.
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What's the matter, Sally?
Why are you angry?
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l'm mad. l'm mad at the whole world.
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Are you mad at everybody
in the whole world?
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l'm mad at everybody.
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How about all the trees
and all the flowers?
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l'm mad at them too.
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l'm mad at everything.
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Are you mad at the sky? And the stars?
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Are you mad at the ground?
Are you mad at all the rocks?
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Even at the cars and buildings
and TV and circuses?
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And roller skates and bracelets?
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You didn't mention jump ropes.
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Oh, are you mad at jump ropes too?
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l'm especially mad at stupid jump ropes.
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Oh, but l love you, Linus.
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No matter what l do,
Schroeder won't notice me.
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l've found out that the only way
to attract older men is to flatter them.
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They really like to be flattered.
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They really seem to need it.
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Well, maybe you're right.
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[YELLS]
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[PLAYlNG CLASSlCAL MUSlC]
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You're cute, you know that?
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You're so cute, l think l'm gonna give you
a big hug and a kiss on the nose.
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That's real concentration.
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Do you know what love is?
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[READlNG ON-SCREEN TEXT]
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On paper, he's great.
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l guess l'm the kind of person
who is kind of hard to get to know.
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My personality doesn't lie
right on the surface.
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The real me is deep.
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But l'm well worth all the time it takes
to understand me.
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ln other words,
to know me, is to love me.
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Ugh! l can't stand it.
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[SlGHS]
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That Schroeder is as wishy-washy
as you, Charlie Brown.
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He won't ever commit himself
to anything.
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Why is it that boys never
wanna commit themselves?
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All it would take to make me happy
is to have Schroeder say he likes me.
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ls this asking too much, Charlie Brown?
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Well, l--
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Put yourself in my shoes, Charlie Brown.
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What would you do, huh?
What would you do?
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-Well, l--
-lf a person honestly likes a person...
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...and lets that person know that the person
is liked by the other person...
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...wouldn't you agree that that person
would then express his true feelings...
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...that he likes the other person?
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-Well, l--
-Wouldn't he, huh? Wouldn't he?
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Perhaps l should be more reserved.
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And by my actions only,
let Schroeder know my true feelings.
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-Well, l--
-Well, thanks, Charlie Brown.
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You've been a big help.
l'll try what you said on Schroeder.
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[PLAYlNG CLASSlCAL MUSlC]
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Hi, sweetie.
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Sweetie?
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Look what l have.
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lf we were married, Schroeder...
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...l'd come in every morning
with my feather duster...
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...and l'd dust the top of your piano.
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Then l'd dust the keys.
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And then,
just before l'd leave the room...
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...l'd lean over with my feather duster...
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...and with a coy look on my face,
l'd sort of go:
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Kitchie-kitchie-kitchie.
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Well, of course we could always
leave out the kitchie-kitchie-kitchies.
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[SlGHS]
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You don't like me, do you, Schroeder?
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No, l never have liked you...
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...and l doubt very much
if l ever will like you.
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But we won't let that stand in the way
of our eventual marriage, will we?
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l can't comprehend what you're saying.
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Well, what l mean is when you
and l get married, we'll--
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No, l can't comprehend that.
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l can't conceive of that ever happening.
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[CLEARS THRO AT]
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You know, Schroeder...
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...if you ever wanted
to lean over and kiss me...
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-Good grief.
-...l wouldn't mind.
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l mean, after all, there's nothing wrong
with a little kiss between friends.
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On the ear. Why, how quaint.
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How like a musician.
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[YELLlNG]
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lf the girls in women's lib ever found out
how l throw myself at that man...
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...they'd take away my life membership.
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Most humiliating, of course...
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...was being kissed by that dog.
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l hate dog germs.
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But l can't help myself.
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l can't get Schroeder off my mind.
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l've just gotta find some way...
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...to make him realize
that we're meant for each other.
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l just can't understand it.
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l just can't think of another way
to get that dumb musician to notice me.
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lf my own natural beauty
and intelligence...
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...fails to make Schroeder
pay attention to me...
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...l don't know what will.
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Kiss? You mean give him a big kiss?
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That's good advice.
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lt's a great idea.
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[COlNS CLlNKlNG]
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Good grief.
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[PLAYlNG CLASSlCAL MUSlC]
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[KlSSES]
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Ugh!
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l've been kissed by a girl. Ugh!
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l've been poisoned.
Get some iodine. Get some hot water.
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Look out, everybody.
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l'm gonna be crabby
for the rest of the day.
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l just don't know what to do.
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l've tried everything
and l can't get Schroeder to notice me.
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Here comes Peppermint Patty.
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She always seems to come up
with answers to problems.
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Maybe she can help.
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-Hi, Sally. Hi, Lucille.
-Lucille?
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What's with you, Lucille?
You look down in the dumps.
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Oh, she's trying to get Schroeder
to pay some attention to her.
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Aha. L 'amour.
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He's the kid who's always banging
away at the piano, right?
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That's him all right.
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Hey, listen, Lucille,
l think l can solve your problem...
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...and you can help me at the same time.
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The PTA is giving a big benefit
and l'm supposed to line up talent.
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Tell you what, l'll fix it up so Schroeder
gets to make his professional debut.
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That ought to make you a hero with him.
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You mean it?
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Just leave everything to me, Lucille.
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You tell your lover boy that it's all set.
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lt'll be his first big break.
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See you, Sally. See you, Lucille.
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l've got to tell Schroeder.
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This is the start of my whole future.
This is the start of something big!
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-This is the first day of all my tomorrows!
-Good grief.
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This is it!
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[PLAYlNG CLASSlCAL MUSlC]
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Guess what.
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What?
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What would you think of a person...
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...if that person could do a great favor
for another person?
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l would think
he was a very nice person.
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What would you think if l could
have you perform your old Beethoven...
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...in front of a huge audience?
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What do you mean?
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l, your loyal and faithful companion...
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...have arranged for your first recital.
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l, your true believer,
have personally seen to it...
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...that you will finally perform
before a live audience.
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You have been signed up to play
for the PTA benefit show.
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-Really?
-What do you think of that?
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Well, that's very nice, Lucy. Thank you.
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l'd better start practicing right away.
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He said thank you.
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He said thank you.
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He said thank you!
He said thank you!
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He said thank you!
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He said thank you!
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Somehow l never quite know
what's going on.
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lt worked. He said thank you to me.
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That's great, Lucille.
Glad l could be of service.
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Be at the auditorium this afternoon.
l've got it all set up.
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Just think, it'll be the first time
he has performed Beethoven in public.
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Oh, by the way,
now that you mention it...
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...that Beethoven stuff is out.
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This is going to be a rock concert.
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l'm afraid old Beethoven
won't fit the program.
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What? But that's impossible.
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You see, Beethoven is his hero and--
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Oh, l'm sure he'll understand.
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Just tell him to do something
with a little jazz.
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But you don't understand.
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Oh, l'm sure you can handle it, Lucille.
Haven't got any more time to talk.
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Just be sure he comes in
with something good.
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Just as long as it isn't Beethoven.
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But he'll never--
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Now what am l going to do?
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That Schroeder will never agree to this.
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What's the matter?
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lt's terrible.
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l have Schroeder lined up
for his first professional concert.
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And now Peppermint Patty says
that he can't play Beethoven.
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Good grief.
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Hey, maybe we can get that combo
together we had once before.
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Maybe we can convince Schroeder
it's okay to play some modem music.
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What combo?
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[PLAYlNG UPBEAT MUSlC]
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[HUMMlNG]
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Not bad.
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe it will work.
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Maybe you're right. Maybe it will work.
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Hey, Schroeder,
here's your combo for the concert.
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Combo? Who asked for a combo?
Yech.
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You've gotta have some backing.
Aren't they great?
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Well, thanks, Lucy,
but l don't need any backing.
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Beethoven and l can handle it alone.
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But, Schroeder, l just found out...
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...they won't allow Beethoven.
You'll have to play rock.
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Rock? Me? Play rock?
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lf that's the way they feel,
just tell them to forget it.
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-Forget it? Ah!
-Forget it? Ah!
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Yup, count me out.
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But, Schroeder, you can't let us down.
The honor of the team is at stake.
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This is our chance to prove
we can do something in the big time.
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Schroeder, you can't do this
to your own manager.
247
00:19:55,806 --> 00:19:59,207
Pigpen. What about old Pigpen,
your buddy?
248
00:19:59,376 --> 00:20:03,608
Besides, this is your first concert,
your debut.
249
00:20:03,981 --> 00:20:06,006
Can you let your all friends down?
250
00:20:06,183 --> 00:20:08,617
All right, all right.
251
00:20:08,786 --> 00:20:11,516
l don't want everyone to be upset.
252
00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,247
What do l have to do?
253
00:20:13,424 --> 00:20:16,325
Great. Here's the music.
254
00:20:16,494 --> 00:20:21,124
lt's a little quieter than rock,
but maybe we can sneak it through.
255
00:20:27,071 --> 00:20:28,732
Where do you want the amplifier?
256
00:20:28,906 --> 00:20:30,703
Amplifier?
257
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,311
-Hey, where do you plug in the piano?
-Ugh!
258
00:20:34,478 --> 00:20:36,844
What kind of a piano is this?
259
00:20:37,014 --> 00:20:40,814
-No plug for the amplifier or electricity?
-Ah!
260
00:20:40,985 --> 00:20:43,215
Some piano.
261
00:20:46,357 --> 00:20:49,622
[PLAYlNG UPBEAT MUSlC]
262
00:20:53,063 --> 00:20:54,860
[GRO ANS]
263
00:21:00,771 --> 00:21:06,368
l've sold out.
Like everybody else, l've sold out.
264
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:13,273
Sold out. l sold out.
265
00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:28,357
There's no two ways about it. l sold out.
266
00:21:28,532 --> 00:21:30,227
The kids are depending on me.
267
00:21:30,401 --> 00:21:34,064
And if l don't play,
they'll never forgive me.
268
00:21:38,809 --> 00:21:41,972
But if l play rock,
l'll never forgive myself.
269
00:21:42,146 --> 00:21:43,875
[SlGHS]
270
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,782
[lNSTRUMENTS TUNlNG]
271
00:21:48,953 --> 00:21:51,820
[PLAYlNG JAZZY MUSlC]
272
00:22:00,064 --> 00:22:03,056
Okay, team, okay. Settle down.
273
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:06,692
As soon as the maestro shows up,
we'll play.
274
00:22:07,338 --> 00:22:09,306
Okay, Schroeder.
275
00:22:09,473 --> 00:22:13,204
You and the combo will be the first act
after the speeches.
276
00:22:13,878 --> 00:22:17,939
No, l'm sorry.
l've given it a lot of thought.
277
00:22:18,215 --> 00:22:20,945
l just can't go through with it.
278
00:22:21,118 --> 00:22:23,177
What does he mean, Lucille?
279
00:22:23,387 --> 00:22:24,581
l won't do it.
280
00:22:24,755 --> 00:22:27,485
There comes a time
when we have to take a stand.
281
00:22:27,658 --> 00:22:31,424
A person just has to do
the things he believes in.
282
00:22:31,629 --> 00:22:33,392
l'm sorry, Patricia.
283
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:40,362
Oh!
284
00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:46,407
This is terrible. What will l do now?
285
00:22:46,577 --> 00:22:49,410
The PTA is left without a program.
286
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:53,311
Don't worry, Peppermint Patty,
l have the solution.
287
00:22:55,486 --> 00:22:56,646
[CHATTERlNG]
288
00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:58,549
WOMAN'S VOlCE:
Ladies, ladies.
289
00:22:58,722 --> 00:23:04,251
The meeting of the Coffee Lane School
PTA will please come to order.
290
00:23:04,428 --> 00:23:08,091
PTA programs also come in spray cans.
291
00:23:08,265 --> 00:23:13,293
Entertain the motion to dispense
with the minutes of the last meeting.
292
00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:16,871
Will the treasurer please give her report?
293
00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:19,771
And now, here's the entertainment.
294
00:23:19,944 --> 00:23:23,436
[JAZZY MUSlC PLAYlNG]
295
00:23:27,217 --> 00:23:29,685
[PLAYlNG CLASSlCAL MUSlC]
296
00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:46,158
How come you never send me flowers?
297
00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:48,567
Because l don't like you.
298
00:23:48,739 --> 00:23:51,435
The flowers wouldn't care.
299
00:23:52,376 --> 00:23:55,743
Beethoven never would have made it
in Nashville.
300
00:23:57,181 --> 00:23:59,206
What did you say?
301
00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:03,452
What do you mean Beethoven
wouldn't have made it in Nashville?
302
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:06,680
Did he have the Nashville sound?
Huh?
303
00:24:06,857 --> 00:24:09,417
Did he? Did he?
304
00:24:14,365 --> 00:24:19,701
He probably wouldn't have made it
in New Orleans either!
305
00:24:24,008 --> 00:24:26,670
[ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG
O VER RADlO]
306
00:25:10,988 --> 00:25:12,979
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