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And the puree function is perfect
for blending power shakes.
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Wow, Barb! That's banana-licious!
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Ah! Blender.
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Barb's Blenders, just $19.95.
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Smoothie! Paracetamol!
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Thank you, ma'am.
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Moola!
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Stop!
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Uh. Hello.
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Hello, boys, what can we do for ya?
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Did they just ask to shave your cat?
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Oh, yes...
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Well, I don't have my hearing aids in,
so whatever he said is fine.
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Uh... Hello.
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Hello!
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Boom!
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Chins up, fellas.
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We haven't laughed this hard
since Gertrude took up rollerblading.
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Here you go.
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Two thousand shiny pennies
for a hootenanny of a show.
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Blender! Blender! Blender!
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Come back anytime.
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Do you like power shakes,
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but are tired
of pushing all those buttons?
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Yeah.
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Then you need Barb's
new and improved blender.
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It does all the button-pushing for you.
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Barb's Blender, just $142.95.
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Blender! Blender! Blender!
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Blender!
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Psst.
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Help!
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- Super Gidget, it's the squirrels!
- They got Max!
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Gidget, help! Ah. Help!
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Help!
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I'll save you, Max.
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Ah! Super Gidget,
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so nice of you to join us.
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Max!
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How could you?
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You are a bad, bad dog!
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Oh, I'm no dog.
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I am Infestor, master of mind control,
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and I am taking over
every dog in the city!
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Including your precious Max!
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Hey! Okay, that does it!
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Activate Super Sparkle Rainbow!
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Max?
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Ha! Checkmate!
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You'd never hurt your true love.
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Get ready to play dead!
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Sorry,
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but I don't know that trick.
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Oh, no! No! No!
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Super Gidget, you're incredible.
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Just doing what I do.
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I regret nothing!
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I'm back!
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Don't worry, Max. I got this.
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Huh. What was all that about?
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Maybe she's got fleas.
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Bob!
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What are you two doing?
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This equipment is not here
for your own personal amusement.
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No, no, no!
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Let's see how funny you clowns are
after a month on the chain gang.
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Uh, sí, sí. Okay.
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- Booyah!
- Hey!
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Hey! Hey, you! Hey, stop!
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Uh, no.
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Uh, no. Ah.
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Freeze!
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All units, we need backup!
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Go, go, go!
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Hey! Whoa!
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Go, go, go!
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Freeze!
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Oh, no!
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"No, no, no!"
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Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
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What the...
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- Get 'em!
- Go! Go! Go!
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No!
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Go, go, go, go, go!
Come on, come on, come on.
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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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Level 43! Whoa!
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Whoa. Okay, head rush.
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Hey, there!
Do you still live with your parents,
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eat junk food
and have inflatable furniture?
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Idiot.
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- You probably think I'm an idiot.
- What?
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But I'm Garry "The Winner" Wishmann.
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Send me $99.95
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and I'll send you
my patented earphones of enlightenment.
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There, I'll guide you personally
from chump to champion in one week.
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Whereupon, you'll receive
an official graduation certificate.
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Oh, please.
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What kind of lame-wad would need that?
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For you, sir.
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- Wait, what? Who sent this?
- Your mother!
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Mom, you know I scare easily.
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Now, you must complete the course
and bring me the graduation certificate,
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or I'm kicking you out.
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I just ordered new curtains.
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One week, darling. Bye, Eddie.
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This is so stupid.
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"This is so stupid."
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That's what you're thinking.
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But now's not the time to think,
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now's the time
to begin your transformation.
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First, you gotta organize your exterior
before you can organize your interior.
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Next, remove all distractions.
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Bye, little buddy.
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Wake up!
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Now that we've cleaned your outside,
it's time to clean your inside.
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Mmm, don't even have to chew it.
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Up and at 'em!
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I'm awake, I'm awake. What now?
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It's time to get physical!
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Physical.
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Sorry. Trying to dance in here.
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Ah! Excuse me.
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- Rise and shine!
- Yes, Garry.
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It's time to kick it up a notch.
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Kick it up a notch.
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Way to go!
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The week is over
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and the graduation certificate
is as good as yours...
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I did it! I'm a winner!
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...as soon as you send me
an additional $99.95.
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What? But I did everything you said.
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I ate kale.
You know how hard it was to eat kale?
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You owe me a certificate! Do you hear me?
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- I, uh...
- Listen, Wishmann.
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I need that certificate.
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- Okay, so here's...
- Garry!
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Stop playing those video games
and go clean the pool!
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Yes, Mother.
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You're Garry "The Winner" Wishmann?
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It's just, it's just Garry.
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I've been treating you
like my lord and master.
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Sorry, the whole commercial
was my mom's idea.
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She's like, "Get some ambition,
or I'm kicking you out."
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Dude, we're living the same life.
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Wait a minute.
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Is that the original edish
of Diamonds of Greyfork?
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Hey, dog, thanks for the certificate.
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My mom, like, totally framed it.
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My mom won't get off my back.
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Just tell her
we're flowers waiting to blossom.
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Like we are about to blossom...
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Into level 43!
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Are you a flower
waiting to blossom?
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Are your parents on your back
and can't get them off?
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Then I can help.
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- Idiot.
- Idiot.
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Go, go.
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Okay.
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No, no, no, no.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh. Okay.
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Phil. Phil.
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Minions!
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Oh, the Grinch!
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Lorax! Lorax!
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Oh, Snowball!
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Okay.
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Stuart.
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Hmm? Okay.
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Illumiation.
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Nah!
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Okay.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Okay.
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Yippee!
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Thank you.
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00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,958
Guys, sorry,
this is a precision machine, okay?
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So, no joyrides.
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You can sit on the wagon,
but it better not move an inch.
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Ya! Ya! Ya!
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Ya!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Ya! Ya!
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Ya!
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Yay!
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Well, what do you know?
You followed instructions.
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Thanks for keeping an eye on the wagon.
Appreciate it.
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Whoo-hoo! Huh?
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Buddies?
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Bob.
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Nelson family,
another fun and successful robbery!
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Yay!
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Binky, take that priceless artifact
out of your mouth.
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You don't know where it's been.
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Walter, have you seen Binky's pacifier?
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Jeepers Christmas, Madge,
we may have left it behind in the museum.
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Gosh, Binky, I hate to say it,
but that pacifier's gone.
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Maybe it's time to be a big boy.
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You're never getting me back, Binky.
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I've moved on.
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Yeah!
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Well, well, well, what do we have here?
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Hold the... What in the...
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Wait a minute. You robbed the museum.
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Nah-uh, baby-face,
you ain't going anywhere
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till you give me that junk back.
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Give me your best shot.
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Ha! You missed.
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Give me... the art back...
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now.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Honey, Walter,
I just wanna check on Binky.
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He's my favorite.
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You see, Madge,
he's forgotten all about that pacifier.
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They grow up so fast.
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We're great parents.
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Top 10, Madge, top 10.
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Stuart! Yoo-hoo! Stuart!
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Ken?
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Yes!
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Yahoo!
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Ken!
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No!
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Mike!
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Oh, Mike.
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There. Ah.
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Uh, are you sure this is going to work?
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Yo, yo, yo!
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Shh! I just put the kids to bed.
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Gunter, it's so great
you offered to do this, buddy.
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I insist to, Rosita.
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I'm known as,
like, the very best babysitter.
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Are you sure you're okay with this?
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This will be as easy as dusselberry pie.
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I will prove to you, okay? Trust Gunter.
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I'm having second thoughts.
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Go, go, go,
it will be, like, totally fine.
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Oh, no.
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I forgot to say we'll be home by 9:00.
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If there's any problem at all,
just call me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Goodbye now.
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Where's Mommy?
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Hello, tiny piglet.
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Mommy will be back soon.
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Uncle Gunter is here in the meantime,
250
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so go back to sleep.
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Can I have some candy?
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No, no, no.
You must go back to sleeping, okay?
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Pretty please?
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Hmm. Okay, okay.
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I give you one piece,
and then the bedtime.
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Oh, no!
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Okay, all right...
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Candy!
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Don't, please!
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Don't! Now is the time for the sleeping.
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Please, piggies, beddy-bye time.
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My tongue is warm.
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He's gonna call Mommy!
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I didn't want to have to do this.
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Okay.
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Now, follow along with Uncle Gunter.
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We dance all your energies out now!
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Follow the piggy piper.
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00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:03,666
Try as you might,
you can't deny the power of the beat.
270
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,541
I'm tired.
271
00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:09,583
Yeah!
272
00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:12,458
Bedtime.
273
00:43:12,541 --> 00:43:15,083
But I'm not tired.
274
00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:17,583
Hurry!
275
00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,416
Oh! Here we go.
276
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,041
Wow. Gunter,
I have to admit I'm impressed.
277
00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:37,833
Yeah. I told you,
278
00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,958
it's easy as dusselberry pie.
279
00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:47,333
Same time next week?
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