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It's this damn government!

We have failed.

Socialism must be driven away from Latin America.

Lula da Silva was sentenced on corruption and money laundering charges.

An agrarian reform.

Listen, socialists only destroy things.

-Chile is a mess, the country was sold. -He couldn't hold on to power.

The country is polarized.

I got wiretapped while one of your friends was in power.

You and your leftist ideas destroyed this fucking hellhole.

Cristina Kirchner is sentenced to six years in prison.

Every time socialism gets implemented, it sinks.

God, you asked me to be patient.

Why do so many right-wingers see Nayib Bukele as an example?

We must defend freedom.

Long live freedom, damn it!

Violence and social inequality have another counterpart,

territorial inequality.

Anarchists, improvisers, malcontents. And they're also lazy as hell, man!

He knows the only bad thing about power is not having it. Excuse me.

That kind of change cannot be achieved in four years.

Down with Petro!

Colombia needs a National Constituent Assembly.

We are not complaining or whining

because we wanted to sleep in the presidential palace.

The Historical Pact is ancient history.

Fascist!

Son of a bitch!

Fascist!

Son of a bitch!

Run!

You crooked fascist!

You stole the election! You don't represent us, asshole!

Run! Everyone, run!

I never doubted we would win the presidency.

Never forget who brought you here.

The best part is leftist governments are going to end now.

They end with you, Juan Pablo.

Grandpa.

The time has come for "Polombia"!

Thank you, God, and thanks to the Colombian people,

for giving me the honor of leading the future of our Fatherland.

Not the Foolish one,

but a top-quality one.

We will reach equality when poor people go to pay their taxes

and do it gladly, with a sense of pride,

knowing they will be helping a little boy…

…or a little girl… Or even, like, a baby, you know?

You know,

poor people are poor because they want to be.

Poor people of Colombia,

we won't fail you.

We'll be working towards attracting investments

that can lead to a better quality of life for our citizens,

but without greasing any palms.

I'm honored to begin this task

at the side of the first Black vice president

of this banana republic.

And if you don't like him because he is Black and fearless,

that's too bad.

What we can promise is that he will never ride a Petro-copter.

Not even my beloved Martuchis,

who loves to sponge off this big banana republic called Polombia,

not even she will do that.

And also…

Also, things will improve in this country.

I have no doubt about it.

We will spread this virus of life across the stars in the universe.

May our love for this country be the flame

through which the Lord and Our Lady of Chiquinquirá

enlighten me to succeed,

and also to overcome the human trait of vanity

and correct me when I make a mistake.

Juanpis!

Yes!

Juanpis!

My name is Juan Pablo González Pombo

and I am your president.

Have you wondered how a guy like Juan Pablo González Pombo

was able to become president of a country like Colombia?

Welcome to this game.

The first thing you need to understand

is that politics has nothing to do with morality.

Only a select few can play.

A circle of people that decide on the life of the other 40 million sheep.

After what happened in the last four years,

the board is tilting to one side.

And the country is filled

with renewable energies, farmers,

students with a free ride to school.

Just a bunch of slackers.

The time has come to move the chips…

in our favor.

Mr. President.

The Conservative Party has just signed the document.

What a great way to start the day, Martuchis!

-How do I look? -Great.

Thanks.

Gentlemen! Welcome.

The youngest faces of our party. Thank you for coming.

Welcome to the administration of change.

-Mr. President. -Thanks.

So we're all set. Right?

-We're set. -Go ahead.

We have to make them sign. They don't have much time left.

Finally.

I'm finally the owner of this banana plantation.

I can already smell the power.

The bouquet.

Exactly, the bouquet.

Besides, did you see it?

-They love me. -Right.

That's the law of attraction, sir. Enjoy.

Of course he'll enjoy it.

The president has a 70% support rate amongst the traditional parties.

This way, he'll have free rein to rule over this slum.

Remember, this isn't a country, but a tiny corner of the Earth.

It's true.

Ivanchis, let's deal with corruption and make sure it's at the right scale.

It's that simple.

-It's a win-win, right? -Right.

People say, "Yes, the guy steals, but he delivers."

Exactly.

Listen, Ivanchis.

Relax.

You should be happy. You'll get to do all those leftist things you like.

To make you smile, I will appoint you officially.

How about

General Secretary of the Presidency?

-I like it. He fits the bill. -He does!

Mr. President, I'd like to ask you not to toy with my feelings

because, as you very well know,

I don't have the documentation to work in this country.

Listen, man. I can just call someone.

In a few hours I can turn Spaniards, Italians,

and even Venezuelans, into Colombians.

Boom, dude.

That's what power is for.

Exactly.

Call the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Tell them that you're my private secretary and that we need this ready today.

Private secretary?

Is there anyone else who can keep my private secrets like you?

-Mr. President. -It's true.

Mr. President.

Your meeting with the progressive commission.

The progressives? Good God.

Get me a mask.

-What a drag. -They're like a virus.

Remember, the representative of that commission is Senator Camila.

Cams is here?

Amazing.

This is getting good.

-Do I look good? -Perfect. Very elegant.

Sorry, I can't come with you because those leftists give me a rash.

Don't worry.

Watch your hands. Sanitize them well.

I'll get that lady right.

Incorrigible.

-Bring her! -Yes, sir.

Senator, how are you? Welcome to the palace.

Thank you.

-Excuse me. -Go ahead.

Right ahead.

To the president's office.

Thanks, Marta. How are you?

We're good. We're a success.

-And you? -A success by his side.

-I'm glad. -Go ahead.

Juan Pablo.

Camila Benavides, a.k.a. "Cams."

Welcome.

Your book is upside down.

First of all, call me Mr. President.

Second of all,

it's called reading comprehension.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

Thank you for coming.

Let me just sign some papers here… There.

The work never ends, you know?

I asked you here, Cams…

for a very simple reason.

I want to work with all the parties, hand in hand.

I want us to work towards building the country we all dream of.

Yes. Even you.

In the next four years, we should do it as much as we can.

So, of course, I thought of you and decided to call you, because you…

You live here.

In my heart.

Please, keep it professional.

Cams, if we can't be together,

then why don't you join us?

Join my party,

instead of posting online and being part of the opposition.

I'd be nice if you joined us.

I don't agree with your politics or your choice of partners.

But I know it's important for us to work together for the sake of our country.

What? You don't think I feel the same way?

What?

My work goals are entirely based on promoting the agrarian reform.

Right.

We both know that your family is not interested in that.

Did you hear what you just said? My family. Not me.

Cams, listen.

Do you believe I've never seen a farm in my life?

That I've never been to one?

I even know some peasants.

I swear. I have a peasant friend. He's great.

I have his phone number. I can call him.

I'll put him on speaker. He'll say, "Mr. Juan Pablo and I are friends."

Juan Pablo, the thing is that our work goals

are not aligned at all.

It's a shame, but they're so different.

Okay.

Camila…

Forget about me.

Let me go.

Light a candle tonight. Go home, relax.

Blow out the candle, and close the chapter on us.

It's for your own good. I mean it.

Juan Pablo…

having an opposition is a vital part of democracy.

Totally.

If we find a way to work together, the country will benefit.

I just don't see if we can find it.

I will find it.

Let's wait and see, Mr. President.

Right.

Take care.

No, you take care.

No, you take care.

No, you.

We're downtown, you don't have many bodyguards.

There are Venezuelans around.

What was that guy called?

That peasant guy.

-Marta, have a good day. -Thanks.

-Bye, all. -Buongiorno.

Have a good day.

Martuchis.

My dear Mr. President!

How did it go?

It was excellent.

So now,

let the party begin!

To Reficlarck!

-Hello, Senator. -Senator Guerrero, how are you?

-Fine. You? -Fine, thanks.

Juan Pablo, it's time to turn this country into a mass of concrete.

Pave over jungles, pave over rivers, pave over wetlands…

The country must be interconnected.

Come on, shake it!

Look what I found on the back of the plane.

Ms. Martuchis, they even changed my name.

It's now pronounced differently.

The agrarian reform I'm proposing

will not only give back purchasing power to Colombian farmers,

but it will also give them back the lands

they have been systematically displaced from

by order of the present and former administrations

through paramilitary forces.

And these pa…

These paramilitary forces have obviously been sponsored

by wealthy families in Colombia.

At this point, I would like Senator Aristizabal

to make some remarks about this topic,

since he seems more interested in the food,

especially the salmon he has just received.

That seems more important than the social justice our country needs.

President Madrugo is talking about Nanómeros,

the company we bought from Colombia,

but haven't been able to run because of the border closures.

Since it's losing money,

they're willing to consider offers.

Please, tell me how the Nanómeros business works.

Nanómeros sells fertilizers, my dear president.

It's the number one commodity in the production of food

for both our countries.

And everyone has to eat, right?

It would mean making a profit from every plate

that is set on the table of every Colombian family.

And then we can tell the press that…

that we are solving hunger.

-Boom! It's an amazing deal! -Iván.

Of course not, Juan Pablo.

We sold that company

because we didn't want to get involved with Venezuela!

Their current politics and ours are completely misaligned.

Okay, listen.

Grandpa, politics don't matter. What matters are profits.

I said no.

We refuse to work with President Madrugo.

It goes against everything we are and what we do.

I told you!

No!

Listen, man, we won't do business with terrorists

or any type of regime like yours, especially not Madrugo, okay?

In fact, we'll close the border.

To teach you a lesson.

Listen, you. Enough with the party, boys. Okay?

Wipe your nose, man.

Okay, Mr. President.

But about those party boys… That's just a rumor, okay?

I have to go. I'm busy.

Kisses. Bye.

Gentlemen, cheers.

-Cheers! -Cheers!

A politician's power

is exerted through weapons.

A country's sovereignty

should not be granted,

it should just be seized.

It's that simple.

I want to announce that we have bought

a couple of toys.

Because this administration refuses to fraternize

or negotiate with terrorists.

That's right.

Yes, I'm talking to you, President Madrugo.

I have requested the closure and militarization

of our border with your country.

Squad!

Never lose your faith or your discipline.

Because I feel very proud to be your commander-in-chief.

Hooah!

Hooah!

Awesome!

Hi, Jenny.

Hi.

What happened?

Not a fucking thing.

Have you seen it?

Look.

Look at the wonderful president we have.

He has missed more than 82 meetings with the farmer's rights committee.

He canceled every appointment due to scheduling.

But he does have time to spend on planes and war. We should declare war on him!

We need to keep a cool head, Jenny.

I was just in Congress.

-They seem more receptive to the reform. -Camila, please.

Aug 2026 - aug 2027

The House of Nariño is the heart of the Colombian people.

How many can you do?

I only use my head to think.

We will not fail the needy people of Colombia.

We need to be a resilient nation

to fix the past

and build the future that Polombia wants!

Today marks your first year as president,

and you have a 75% approval rating.

One of the highest in our history.

How do you feel about this?

Well, my dear Afro-descendant journalist, I feel great.

That's the result of having a premium, top-quality government.

As a politician, I've always worked for all the people.

Always.

What's needed now? Investors need security.

Are we working on that? Of course we are.

And we also need results for our Polombian people.

What's next on your second year?

We want to know what your next challenges are.

Good question, Nicky.

Challenges? Everything is a challenge.

Nicky, one of my biggest flaws, ever since I was little,

has always been perfection.

Thank you.

I said bravo!

Anything else, Mr. President?

Thanks. That's perfect for now.

See you later.

Hey, cheers!

Do you like the club? It's my grandfather's, so it's mine.

Someone wants to take part of it and build a small park.

That would be awful, right?

What?

Mr. President, we're ready.

Gentlemen.

All right, here we are.

Thank you, Mr. President,

for being an ally to the people making our country work.

Gentlemen, proceed.

Okay.

Thank you very much.

Excuse me, sir.

Sir, a warning. I think they're ripping you off.

I know, moron.

Grandpa!

Thank you.

Can you tell me what my share is?

Juan Pablo, you get 4% of every business deal.

Four percent?

-Ivanchis? -Sir?

Do the math, please.

I already did, sir.

Okay, sir. Here it is.

It's 70 billion pesos for the down payment on the Internet deal,

another 500 billion pesos for the peace thing,

and 2.9 trillion pesos for the refinery.

Then another 200 billion pesos for road infrastructure works.

The total is 3.6 trillion pesos.

Three point six trillion pesos, huh?

A member of the Senate in this shithole country

could earn yearly, oh, I don't know, maybe something like…

150 billion pesos, on a bad year?

And I, the President of the Republic,

the face of this country,

end up becoming a meme.

And getting ripped off.

Quiet.

What's wrong with you, Juan Pablo?

You're getting your fair share of the deals.

That's the way these things go.

I thought I was dealing with honest men.

-Ivanchis. -Sir.

The briefcase, idiot.

-Excuse me. -Excuse me.

According to the last report,

15% of Colombians are living at the poverty line.

That's why we need to strengthen plans to fight hunger in rural areas.

The agrarian reform your ex-girlfriend is proposing…

I mean, Ms. Camila.

Excuse me, Senator Camila.

That reform will help farmers produce a lot more food,

and in that way, we can fully eliminate food insecurity in our country.

Mr. President, I think it's time for us to talk about fertilizers.

Our administration needs to commit…

Get your hands off.

Of course.

There's our answer.

Fertilizers.

Fertilizers.

-Martuchis. -Sir?

-Get everybody out. -Sorry?

Get them all out.

Out. Leave, please.

Out!

Go!

Everybody out!

Move, go!

I am a fucking genius, man. I really am.

Ms. Martuchis, are you okay?

Guys, I have a brilliant idea.

We need to strengthen plans to fight hunger in rural areas.

What does the agrarian reform entail?

That's it.

Farmers would produce more food.

What would that do?

Eliminate food insecurity.

What our government must do

is guarantee the purchase of supplies

for those peasant guys to increase production.

That was the answer, Ivanchis.

Fertilizers.

It's all about fertilizers.

Plus, it's the perfect excuse to buy that company Bendedetti mentioned.

Nanómeros, sir.

Fertilizers.

Martuchis, get me a ham and cheese sandwich.

Some powder too.

I mean, powdered coffee. The one I like.

You moron, don't just stand there. Explain how this shit works!

Mr. President,

Nanómeros supplies fertilizers for 40% of the country's food production.

If we resume diplomatic relations

with the leftist governments in Latin America,

that 40% could increase to 80%.

What are we waiting for?

Let's buy it!

The thing is, it's not that easy, sir.

Colombia sold it to Venezuela a few years ago, and now it costs triple.

Since you closed the border and suspended diplomatic relations,

it will be difficult.

Owning the sale of fertilizers in an entire agricultural continent,

is this administration's checkmate.

How the hell can we get 350 million dollars to buy it back?

Do what people always do in this country.

Pay your share using government money.

Half the company belongs to the government.

The other half belongs to this new association.

My dear Martuchis, you're a fucking genius.

That's it!

Let's buy it. What are we waiting for?

Your grandfather won't like it.

Grandpa decided to cut me out of his business dealings.

So I'll do the same.

Don't forget this.

Your grandfather… You need to be careful with him.

To achieve this, you need flexibility

in terms of political stances.

-Hello? -Camila, my girl, Martuchis here.

Marta, I'm a senator.

Don't call me that.

Sure, my girl.

Juanpis asked me to invite you for a meeting tonight.

Tell the president that I'll be there.

-All right. -Thanks.

Thank you, ma'am.

What was that?

President González Pombo wants to meet with me.

Trust me. I know how to handle Juan Pablo.

When there's a will, there's a way.

Alliances.

They're older than politics itself.

Making an alliance with someone implies, unmistakably,

to take on someone more powerful.

What's with all this beautiful music and the fancy dinner, Mr. President?

I thought things were clear.

Cams, it's the least I can do for a female like you.

Let me tell you this. You look gorgeous.

I mean it. You look… wow.

-A bit informal, yes. -Thanks.

But very much you.

Good evening.

Cams,

I asked you to come

because I can't work anymore

until we set our romantic situation straight.

I'm like…

-What? -There's no romantic situation.

There's nothing to talk about.

Okay.

Stop that, damn it!

Get out!

Get out, now!

Fucking asshole.

Okay.

Since we can't be boyfriend and girlfriend,

let's be collaborators.

Listen, Cams.

Something that I admire about you is…

that you're always one step ahead.

You…

You do wonderful things.

I mean it. It's like, "Wow." Honestly.

You know what?

I think you and I are meant for great things.

Great things.

Cams,

I want you and I to be

like the States.

United.

-No. -Yes.

I know that this project of yours

goes beyond politics.

I know that, as part of the agrarian reform,

you want to take all of those lands and give them to the people.

And that's wonderful of you. I like it.

So I have a proposal for you. A dream.

Let's build the country we've longed for.

Let's form a coalition, you and me.

Cams, I know that you need votes to get the agrarian reform passed.

I can help you with that.

On one condition.

You'll help me convince all peasants

to purchase fertilizers

from Nanómeros.

Right?

Listen, guys. Do you realize what happened?

Look. This is a landmark moment.

A domestic worker changed the country's fate.

And if someone doesn't like it, too bad.

-Yes! -Cheers!

Good afternoon.

An unexpected visit from President González Pombo to Venezuela

opens the possibility of restoring relations

between the presidents of Colombia and our neighboring country.

It is absolutely important

to restore diplomatic relationships with our neighbor.

Having wisdom requires us to learn to work

with people who think differently from us.

My goal?

To target hunger in both our countries.

Thank you.

What's wrong with your grandson?

What's this about ending hunger?

What business of ours was he referring to?

It's about Nanómeros.

He went ahead with the deal Bendedetti tried to pitch to us.

That requires passing the agrarian reform, and you know what it means.

They'll try to take our lands away once more.

Don't worry. Nobody will take anything from you.

I'll talk to him and ask him what he's working on.

Either you put him in his place,

or we'll have to retaliate against you

to protect our association.

Dude, I have a wonderful idea.

-What? -What?

Mapix, I declare you to be the new president of this joint.

Lead this country. Anyone can do it.

What position will I get?

I'll appoint you as minister, and you'll be my vice president.

-No, chief of staff. -Chief of staff.

-Private secretary. -Cheers to--

Get out now, ladies!

Girls, please step out for a sec and come back later.

Mr. Pombo.

What brings you to the office of the President of the Republic?

I won't let you ruin the goals of our association, Juan Pablo.

We already know all about your dealings.

Our association is willing to forgive you

if we get appointed to the Board of Directors of Nanómeros.

Just like before.

Don't make me laugh, old man.

Didn't you say it was a terrible deal?

Don't blow things out of proportion.

You're getting your fair share.

"That's the way these things go."

Right?

Don't make us take revenge, Juan Pablo.

Fix your mistake. You have one week to undo that deal.

I won't do that.

I no longer take orders from you.

Don't you know who I am?

I knew I couldn't trust a good-for-nothing like you.

This good-for-nothing

is pushing you out of the business.

Okay,

my dear President.

Get ready, because I'll turn the country against you.

You're the one who doesn't know who I am.

Or what I can do.

Get out.

Get the hell out!

Girls!

The old man is leaving, so let's get back to the party!

-Is everything okay? -Yes.

Everything's perfect. Really great.

-Private secretary, right? -Yes.

You're working with the president?

Do I need to do things on my own now?

Having the president's support can open doors.

Two more weeks…

to get Congress to support the bill.

No.

No, we can't wait two more weeks, Camila.

González Pombo's administration built a concrete jungle.

And we are going to destroy it.

Concrete is visible, right?

Look at it.

If it gets destroyed, you will go down for that.

Did you forget that?

Good luck.

Same to you.

Let us remember that in the past, power was in the hands of a select few.

But from now on,

we will live in a country with social justice,

a country with food security,

and a new society.

Amidst these winds of change,

last night I've given myself permission, for the third time,

to ask for the resignation of my entire cabinet.

The winds of change are in the air, and you can feel the good energy.

Yes, sir.

That's why today, I want to introduce

my new Minister of Agriculture.

A man who is holding in his hands an agrarian reform

that will solve hunger by improving agricultural productivity.

He has experienced hunger himself

many times, until he came to our country.

Obviously, he has excellent nutrition here.

This reform will include regulations

so we can become a self-sufficient country.

A country that has the supplies and fertilizers required

to feed not only the peasants in rural areas,

but also every man, woman and non-binary person in the country.

Come on, fat-asses!

Run! Run, man!

Run, slowpoke!

The reform bill Senator Camila is promoting

cannot be passed.

You need to personally make sure of that.

You have free rein to try to change the senators' votes.

Offer them whatever they want.

You know what it's like dealing with representatives.

They can change their mind at any time.

That's not going to happen

if they understand they can't go against us.

What's this?

What is this?

Didn't you read the memo?

The president is allergic to these feathers!

-But-- -No buts!

Get out. I want you out of my sight.

Move, stupid!

Martuchis, come with me.

Do me a favor.

Make sure that all the representatives vote for the reform in the next session.

Tell them that without it, the deal is dead.

Don't worry, Juanpis. I'm a team player.

But you can't play in that outfit.

Listen. Do whatever you have to do.

-And you, Ivanchis. -Sir.

Tell the press secretary to get all the statements ready.

Iván will handle the press, I'll handle the representatives,

and your hands are clean.

There are 163 representatives in Congress.

Out of those 163, 55 are in favor,

68 are against, and 40 are undecided.

Out of the undecided ones, we'll pick those whose votes we know we can turn.

We can offer them whatever they need. Are we clear?

That's my nanny, man.

Don't be silly.

It's just a simple plan.

Corruption looks great on her.

-Take notes. -Yes, sir.

I know that the Ministry of Culture might not be the most attractive offer.

And just between us girls, I don't even know what they do.

But it's very important, and a good place to play around.

What about a position there?

And the president will get you and your group an eight-figure sum.

Mr. Pombo wants to appoint you president.

If you vote against the bill, he'll guarantee funding for your campaign.

In order to fight hunger and poverty, we need to strengthen our industry.

That's why the reform will guarantee that food for Colombians is cultivated

using Colombian fertilizers, to support our country.

That's how we'll achieve our goal,

knowing and seeing, one day, that every Colombian citizen,

every man, child, elder, or adult,

can have a decent plate of food on the table.

Thank you, my fellow senators.

Silence, please!

Silence, senators. Everybody in the gallery, quiet, please.

Silence, please.

The voting session continues.

And now I give the floor to the honorable Senator Sánchez.

Your vote, please.

Thank you, President.

For the sake of our country,

I vote against the agrarian reform.

-No! -Son of a bitch!

-Watch your mouth. -Sorry. How many are left?

Order!

Three left, sir.

Silence, please. Silence.

And now, the honorable Senator Hernández.

State your vote.

I vote in favor.

Yes! Come on!

Silence, please.

The honorable Senator Bocanegra. Your vote, please.

I vote against.

-No! Son of a bitch! -No!

Son of a bitch!

Stupid asshole!

That was wrong of me.

Silence, please!

The voting continues.

This will be the last vote.

It will decide the outcome.

The honorable Senator Trespalacios.

Your vote, please.

My vote is…

in favor.

No!

-Yes! -Yes!

-Get me powder. -Not here.

Not here. Do it at home.

-Cheers, guys! -Good job, sir.

Good!

Good.

Politics is a leap of faith.

Faith in the deal, faith in the proponent,

faith in the common interests of a nation that was built for a select few.

For them,

for us.

Mr. Secretary.

Welcome. How are your kids? I'm glad.

Welcome.

Mr. President.

Your leadership was phenomenal.

An effective leader can't show mercy.

Listen, dude. It's your home.

Thanks, everyone.

Mr. President.

These are the magazines coming out tomorrow.

"Senator Camila Benavides."

You can't trust anyone.

-Get that riffraff away. -Yes.

Please leave.

The president wants to talk to Senator Camila.

-Excuse me. -Go ahead.

Women in politics.

Cams.

The woman of the hour. Congrats.

Thanks.

It was thanks to you. This couldn't have happened without you.

Obviously.

Who would have guessed that you and I would be together again?

That's true.

A few months ago, you and I collaborating would've been

impossible.

Cams,

you and I are meant to be together.

Look.

I have a proposal.

Why don't you and I make a full-time alliance?

And I mean full-time.

Mr. President, you haven't changed.

Think about it, Cams.

Congratulations.

What a bitch.

How are you, ma'am?

Mr. Robayo!

Just between us friends, sir,

I wanted to thank you for supporting us and the agrarian reform.

If members of congress hadn't intervened, there would not have been a tie.

I'll always be on the side that benefits all of us.

I have a high regard for the Pombo family.

Tell the president not to forget about my share.

Sorry. Your share? I don't understand.

Come on, Iván.

Don't tell me you're just getting a salary.

You still have a lot to learn about politics.

Mr. Minister.

Mr. President.

-Talk later.

Japan!

Konnichiwa.

Politics is dynamic.

It's ever-changing. It fluctuates.

Everyone moves around.

But you have to learn how best to do it.

Information is the gateway to power, dear Jenny.

You have access.

This may be of interest to you.

Attention, Colombia.

While Congress just passed the agrarian reform,

there is information on social media

about potential irregularities in the State's procurement choices,

where government officials would benefit from various country-wide projects.

If this is true, it would implicate the president

in one of the biggest corruption scandals in recent history.

-What? -It was on Nicky's show.

It's all over the media, Marta.

-This is confidential, okay? -I'll kick them out.

-Mr. President. -What's wrong? Quiet, please!

Out! Get out!

What's going on?

-Have you seen this? -God.

Shoo!

You might be wondering why the works the government has carried out recently

are taking so long to get finished.

Fuck.

Well, let me tell you that I'm holding documents

which explain these glaring irregularities.

The country's treasury has been looted.

These show undue conflicts of interest in the procurement process.

Falsified paperwork. Embezzlement, misappropriation of funds.

And many other transgressions that implicate government officials

and prove once again that self-serving misdeeds

seem to be the defining trait of González Pombo's administration.

We demand that the regulatory bodies

start an investigation on these crimes against the nation.

Damn it.

Leftists are a goddamn plague!

This girl obviously has mental health issues.

-Cams, what do we do? -Get rid of her.

-What? -Let's do it.

-No, get rid of these lies. -Yes, that.

-Did you know about this, Juan Pablo? -Of course I knew.

What's more, the plane thing was my idea.

No, all you care about is your people and ending hunger.

-You were not part of that. -Cams, no.

Everyone is part of that. Even those old guys.

They took the money, and then left me to deal with this shit.

Juan Pablo, I know you.

-You had nothing to do with this. -Nothing.

Nothing.

I don't understand shit!

You wouldn't do this. It's not in your DNA.

Someone must have done it behind your back. Right?

Senator Camila is right, sir.

It's happened 8000 times in this country.

-Martuchis. -Yes, sir.

Call Belard.

-Hurry, come on! -I'm dialing!

-Good God! -You made me nervous.

Hello? Belard?

My dear president, I was expecting this call.

The situation is complicated. This is serious.

Someone needs to take the fall for this.

It's a shame you don't have a son to blame.

Although he could say you didn't raise him.

But I'll come up with something.

-Don't worry. I'll get you out of this. -Thank you.

-Thanks. -Who could it be?

Who could it be?

Who could it be?

It could be me.

Juanpis, my boy.

My president.

I'm here for whatever you need.

And now, a speech to the people by President González Pombo.

Dear people of Colombia…

…I made a mistake.

I thought that a person who was close to me,

someone who knew our people's needs,

would understand my vision for the country.

But I was wrong.

I chose a corrupt woman who was blinded by power.

She was involved in crooked dealings behind my back.

I'm honored to have worked for you.

And having served my country.

Having served you. You are my country.

I have decided to suspend all government contracts

so that they can be investigated.

We won't allow any public servant

to spoil our administration's efforts for the well-being of our country.

There are dark forces

that want to undermine us with lies and accusations.

But as your Head of State, let me say

that we will carry on with our agrarian reform

and our goal to mitigate hunger in our country.

Good evening.

"#TraitorToOurNation."

Oh, Pombix.

In your face, Pombo.

Who does he think he is?

He's suspending all contracts?

He's trying to hinder us financially.

We'll take the next step.

First, we'll talk to the big federations.

The coffee growers, the cattle ranchers.

We'll ask them to proclaim that the purchase of supplies

has made sustainable food production impossible in this country.

Then…

we'll talk to the media.

Get them to start a smear campaign

against the reform that woman Camila managed to pass.

We'll tell them that we won't allow criminals to get away with their misdeeds.

After that, we'll talk to the owners of all the supermarket chains.

We'll ask them to raise the prices

and lower the supply of basic food products in their stores.

That will cause the perception of a food shortage.

What happens next is clear.

The value of the dollar will rise.

The country will face constant speculation and inflation,

which will spark anger in the masses against their executioner.

Juan Pablo is just a small-time thief.

He has no idea what power really is.

Embezzlement in the public works this administration has carried out.

The country's on fire.

González Pombo has unleashed an unprecedented crisis.

He's up against the ropes.

Fraud and scandal surround Juan Pablo González Pombo.

He can't handle this country.

Mr. President?

Mr. President!

Your administration currently holds the lowest approval rating in history.

Are you at war with your grandfather?

Are you ruining the country over a family dispute?

-Nicky, can you hear me? -Sure.

-Really? -Go ahead, Mr. President.

I feel like this is not an interview, it's an interrogation.

I didn't come to your show just to be questioned!

-Could you answer my ques-- -No, ma'am.

Mr. President…

This is not the way, Nicky!

Not the way!

-Mr. President. -Nicky, enough!

This fucking shithole country!

It's full of malcontents, damn it!

Jeez, from 15% to 25% poverty rate. It's just 10% more poverty!

What is the fucking deal, man?

We've always been a poor country!

Ungrateful bastards.

Tell me, please, that you legalized the purchase of Nanómeros.

Because these flunkies don't notice everything I do for them.

They always find something to criticize.

Mr. President, I'm pleased to tell you that the wait is over.

In this folder, I have the paperwork for the transfer.

I also have the Board of Directors and their promised shares.

Ivanchis…

you are my best import.

Thank you, sir.

You know that we'll be friends forever.

This is the result of a lifetime of work, Ivanchis.

When you can no longer hide

that you're not doing the things you promised

and there's also speculation by the media and the most powerful sectors,

the inevitable follows.

Chaos.

Let it all burn.

Let it all break, see if they can start over.

We demand the president come out to see his people!

He needs to take responsibility for this situation!

Have you gone crazy?

You want those Castrochavists to run loose?

All those people know is how to destroy things.

The protest could get out of control.

It has happened before.

Exactly.

The point is to take advantage of the vandalism,

the chaos, the commotion.

Everything those nasty people are used to.

Then we'll plant our best people in the demonstrations.

During the protest, when we give them the signal,

the infiltrators will seize the palace

and locate the president.

The media will blame the protesters and the members of the opposition

for the president's disappearance.

We will then order the vice president

to deploy the army, squash the protests,

and restore order to our benefit.

Go.

Doors.

These people are a cancer to our country!

Our president doesn't feel for his country.

How long can we let them continue bleeding our country dry?

We are tired of them stealing everything and getting away with it!

Crook! Crook! Come out, let's have a look!

Crook! Crook! Come out, let's have a look!

This administration's got to go!

Hey ho! Hey ho!

This administration's got to go!

President González Pombo,

either you align with the people's principles,

or we'll turn the streets into hell!

Pigs!

Pigs!

Either you sit down and talk to us

or we'll blow this shit up!

Hey ho! Hey ho!

This administration's got to go!

Hey ho! Hey ho!

This administration's got to go!

-What are you doing? -Don't snitch!

Shut your mouth!

Good job, sir.

Run!

Mr. President!

What is it?

Mr. President!

Mr. President, there's trouble.

The country's on fire. Look.

Fuck. Let's go, damn it.

Fuck! Run, idiots!

Run, come on!

Run!

See you later!

Hey. What's up?

Camila, I can't hear you! But if you're in the palace, leave now!

Some guys with guns infiltrated the protest

and plan on breaking in!

How do you know that?

-Fuck. -Jenny?

Jenny, can you hear me?

Everybody get ready. The president's coming.

Let's get him.

Ivanchis! These people are really mad!

When people are hungry, they get mad, sir.

You were hungry when you first came, and you weren't mad.

Yes, but I'm okay now.

-President. -Belard.

Just like the ancient Romans,

the people, the masses, must be given bread and games.

-True. -A politician should be a good actor.

-It's part of the show. You need to go. -Thanks, Belard.

They'll storm the palace. They want to kill you.

Cams, I know they want to kill me. They're breathing down my neck right now!

Camila, you and I knew perfectly well that I wasn't right for this.

It's true, I wanted to be president. But I'm tired, I don't want it anymore.

I'm sick of holding babies who soiled themselves

and snotty-nosed kids.

And going to Indigenous reservations! What the hell?

I hate the smells, I hate visiting the elderly…

Going to works, handling strikes, facing guerrilla.

The paramilitary groups, the Clan del Golfo, the Black Eagles!

I'm fed up!

I'm medicated, inebriated, and I'm eating all the time.

So, you know what?

I'm going on a detox.

A detox from this country. Yes, sir.

I'll go on sabbatical for a year or two.

Belard.

Senator, you are the one person that our beloved Colombia

can trust to climb out of this terrible, apocalyptic crisis.

As usual, I have everything ready.

What do I have to do?

Get down!

Run!

They're getting in!

Get the hell out!

Get out!

Where is the president?

Stop!

Don't move!

Quick, open the door to the van.

Is he there?

Our target isn't in the president's car.

What's up?

Thanks for warning me.

Are you okay?

Everything went as planned.

I told you.

I said we would be together, and all would be okay.

-Right? -Damn, girl.

Now what?

I'll return the lands to all the displaced people.

And the ones responsible will pay.

That would antagonize the landowners and businessmen of this country.

Aren't you worried?

I don't give a damn.

Ivanchis! Please! A president's life is at risk! You moron!

Idiot.

No wonder you walked all the way from your country.

You nearly killed me, moron.

There he is. The small-time thief.

Of course.

You betrayed me?

Sir, betray is an ugly word.

But you are right.

And just like you said,

this "fat son of a bitch"

betrayed you.

I'll make sure I have everything ready so that once you get there with Iván--

-What? -Don't wo--

Iván? Forget about it. I'm not taking that fat son of a bitch.

Where could I fit him?

And it'd cost more, because he needs two tickets.

That reminds me of a very nice saying by a modern philosopher

named Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

He said--

Shut up, moron!

I knew that you

would behave like a coward

and that you would run away, like a rat.

It's the González in you.

Grandpa, let me explain--

Juan Pablo,

this isn't your government.

It will always be my government.

You can't get away from me.

Nobody gets away from me.

I'll give you two choices,

because I like to be democratic.

The first choice is we'll let you go.

But you leave alone.

Without my bureaucratic support.

Without my security detail.

And the second choice

is we'll let you go,

with my bureaucratic support,

my security detail,

and the family plane.

In politics, there are no coincidences.

Everyone has a plan.

Even if the execution takes a bit longer.

Things are back to normal.

They're even better than before.

Mr. President.

Mr. Pombo, I've always wanted to tell you that--

Hello?

Hello?

Mr. Pombo.

Turn on the TV.

My fellow citizens of Polombia,

I want to prove my willingness and my desire for real change

with the following decisions.

Yesterday, after listening to the clamor of the crowd,

and in an effort to leave Colombia in better hands,

I signed a decree appointing Camila Benavides

as vice president of this country.

She knows what our people need.

I am abroad right now,

and she will lead the country while I'm away.

Press play.

Taking the oath.

Right hand on the Bible, senator.

Senator Camila Benavides,

do you solemnly swear before God

to uphold the Constitution and the laws of the Republic of Colombia?

-I swear. -Wonderful.

Very good.

Hey, let's do a Boomerang.

Lastly, I have decided to resign from my position as President of Polombia.

I have always dreamed of being a DJ

and I am great at playing records.

I don't feel ready to take on this challenge,

but Camila Benavides, however, will be great at it.

She's a woman of integrity who will never be bought off

to serve the interests of a select few.

She will fight for the disadvantaged

and will do it wonderfully,

even better than me.

Don't look for me, because you'll never find me.

And if you do, I'll be playing the guitar somewhere.

Pombo!

By the time you watch this video or this speech, I'll be far away.

My best deed as president is leaving.

So…

I'm Camila Benavides.

I'm your president.

As Winston Churchill said,

"Politics is more dangerous than war,

for in war you are only killed once."

Who the hell gave me this cheap-ass rum?

I did, Juanpis.

Remember?

When you ran out of whiskey at home, you used to drink rum and not care,

because rum meant happiness.

Sit down.