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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 2 00:00:12,685 --> 00:00:15,271 [OFFICE WORKERS CHATTERING] 3 00:00:15,355 --> 00:00:16,648 How was your journey? 4 00:00:20,318 --> 00:00:21,528 It was terrible. 5 00:00:21,611 --> 00:00:24,948 I got the bus because I'm poor. And it smelt like warm, raw chicken. 6 00:00:25,031 --> 00:00:26,032 And I'm really nervous, 7 00:00:26,116 --> 00:00:28,493 so I thought I was gonna shit myself the whole way in, but I didn't. 8 00:00:28,576 --> 00:00:31,454 And if I'm sitting weirdly, it's because I think my tampon's come out. 9 00:00:31,538 --> 00:00:34,249 I didn't have time to go to the bathroom downstairs 'cause I slept in. 10 00:00:34,332 --> 00:00:37,085 Because I spent so long last night trying to make myself come, 11 00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:38,837 but I couldn't 'cause of my antidepressants. 12 00:00:41,506 --> 00:00:43,133 I don't know why I just told you that. 13 00:00:43,967 --> 00:00:44,968 It's my thing. 14 00:00:46,553 --> 00:00:47,595 Don't worry. 15 00:00:47,679 --> 00:00:50,765 If you're the right candidate, the truth can only work in your favour. 16 00:00:50,849 --> 00:00:53,726 [CHUCKLES] Oh, I hate that. Yeah, that's awful for me. 17 00:00:53,810 --> 00:00:57,313 So it's a cliché, I know, but why do you want to work here? 18 00:00:57,397 --> 00:00:59,315 I don't, but I need money to live. 19 00:00:59,399 --> 00:01:01,401 You've got a two-one in English literature. 20 00:01:01,484 --> 00:01:04,988 No, I dropped out. But I'm... I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. 21 00:01:05,071 --> 00:01:07,615 So I pretended to go every day for a year. 22 00:01:07,699 --> 00:01:09,909 But, really, I just wandered around the big Primark in town. 23 00:01:09,993 --> 00:01:11,494 What would you say your greatest weakness is? 24 00:01:11,578 --> 00:01:14,289 Crippling insecurity. I'm selfish, kinda lazy. I lack ambition. 25 00:01:14,372 --> 00:01:16,082 I'm stubborn, argumentative, jealous. 26 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:17,917 I only wash my hands if there's someone else in the bathroom. 27 00:01:18,001 --> 00:01:20,670 Don't think I'm capable of love. I am worried I'm a little bit racist. 28 00:01:22,297 --> 00:01:25,300 I'm a bit afraid to ask this, but do you have any questions for me? 29 00:01:28,011 --> 00:01:30,263 Do you have a gross eye hole under there? 30 00:01:34,225 --> 00:01:35,226 I'm so sorry. 31 00:01:36,102 --> 00:01:38,730 I see you haven't got your power down on here. 32 00:01:41,274 --> 00:01:43,443 That's because I don't have one yet. 33 00:01:45,195 --> 00:01:49,699 We interview a lot of candidates. What makes you special? 34 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,251 I don't know. 35 00:02:03,838 --> 00:02:05,089 [PEDESTRIAN] Yeah. How's Rachel? 36 00:02:05,173 --> 00:02:06,799 [PERSON ON PHONE] I'm fetching her right now. 37 00:02:06,883 --> 00:02:07,926 - Oh, yeah? - How are you? 38 00:02:08,009 --> 00:02:09,510 Yeah, good. I'm great. 39 00:02:46,256 --> 00:02:49,759 [BOTH PANTING] 40 00:02:55,473 --> 00:02:56,474 Nice one, mate. 41 00:02:58,434 --> 00:03:00,687 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 42 00:03:03,439 --> 00:03:04,440 [SNIFFS] 43 00:03:09,946 --> 00:03:12,532 It's my sister's 18th on Saturday if you wanna come. 44 00:03:13,491 --> 00:03:16,536 It's probably gonna be shit-ish, but, you know, free cake. 45 00:03:16,619 --> 00:03:18,997 And my mum always buys too much wine. [CHUCKLES] 46 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:20,915 You've got a sister? 47 00:03:20,999 --> 00:03:25,712 Yeah, Andy. I've mentioned her, I think. A few times. 48 00:03:25,795 --> 00:03:27,171 That's mad. 49 00:03:29,424 --> 00:03:32,719 [JEN] If you're busy, it's totally fine. No worries at all. 50 00:03:32,802 --> 00:03:34,637 Option's there. You're more than welcome. 51 00:03:34,721 --> 00:03:36,306 It'd be cool if you came, I suppose. 52 00:03:36,389 --> 00:03:38,141 ["BIKINI" PLAYING] 53 00:03:38,224 --> 00:03:40,893 ♪ We're gonna give you everything ♪ ♪ You've ever wanted ♪ 54 00:03:41,811 --> 00:03:43,855 ♪ Hang a banner with your name upon it ♪ 55 00:03:44,522 --> 00:03:47,317 ♪ Pour three shots in a glass ♪ ♪ Call it a martini ♪ 56 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,444 ♪ All you've got to do is ♪ ♪ Put on this little bikini ♪ 57 00:03:49,527 --> 00:03:50,528 Every time. 58 00:03:50,611 --> 00:03:51,946 ♪ And dance ♪ 59 00:03:54,532 --> 00:03:56,909 ♪ D-d-d-d-d-d-dance ♪ 60 00:03:56,993 --> 00:03:58,077 ♪ Dance ♪ 61 00:04:00,246 --> 00:04:03,124 ♪ Put on this bikini and ♪ ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 62 00:04:03,207 --> 00:04:05,043 ♪ D-d-d-d-d-d... ♪ 63 00:04:05,126 --> 00:04:06,044 [SONG ENDS] 64 00:04:06,044 --> 00:04:08,452 Twenty-five years I wasted with that man. 65 00:04:08,453 --> 00:04:10,006 She's been with him 25 minutes. 66 00:04:10,089 --> 00:04:12,967 And they were the best 25 minutes of his life, you dumb bitch. 67 00:04:13,051 --> 00:04:15,928 Look, we can settle this today. 68 00:04:16,012 --> 00:04:17,930 If we can talk to Mr Greenham directly, 69 00:04:18,014 --> 00:04:19,682 then I'm certain he'll side with our client. 70 00:04:19,766 --> 00:04:20,892 Ms Jackson. 71 00:04:21,684 --> 00:04:22,685 [CLEARS THROAT] 72 00:04:26,439 --> 00:04:27,440 Hi. Hello. 73 00:04:28,107 --> 00:04:29,609 I'm so sorry for your loss. 74 00:04:33,154 --> 00:04:34,197 Yes. Sorry. 75 00:04:41,954 --> 00:04:43,748 [INHALES] 76 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,627 [MR GREENHAM GROANS] 77 00:04:50,505 --> 00:04:54,550 [MR GREENHAM] Oh, fuck off. Can I not get a moment of peace? 78 00:04:54,634 --> 00:04:56,761 - Mr Greenham... - I remember you from the divorce. 79 00:04:56,844 --> 00:04:58,075 Grown a moustache, have you? 80 00:04:58,076 --> 00:04:59,931 Didn't think you could look more like a nonce. 81 00:05:00,014 --> 00:05:03,393 I made it very clear in my will. 82 00:05:03,476 --> 00:05:06,229 Tanya gets everything. 83 00:05:07,438 --> 00:05:11,150 The Knightsbridge scarecrow gets nothing. 84 00:05:11,234 --> 00:05:14,987 And one more thing, go fuck yourselves. 85 00:05:16,697 --> 00:05:18,616 [EXHALES] 86 00:05:23,538 --> 00:05:25,039 ["HISTORY ERASER" PLAYING] 87 00:05:25,123 --> 00:05:28,501 [MS JACKSON] Once again, my deepest condolences. 88 00:05:28,584 --> 00:05:31,838 ♪ I got drunk and fell asleep atop the sheets ♪ 89 00:05:31,921 --> 00:05:34,465 ♪ But luckily, I left the heater on ♪ 90 00:05:35,508 --> 00:05:36,759 - [JEN] Who are you? - [CAT MEOWS] 91 00:05:36,843 --> 00:05:38,010 ♪ And in my dreams ♪ 92 00:05:38,094 --> 00:05:40,471 ♪ I wrote the best song ♪ ♪ That I've ever written ♪ 93 00:05:40,555 --> 00:05:42,807 ♪ Can't remember how it goes ♪ 94 00:05:44,934 --> 00:05:49,147 ♪ I stayed drunk and fell awake ♪ ♪ I was cycling on a plane ♪ 95 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:50,314 - Free cat? - [CAT MEOWS] 96 00:05:50,398 --> 00:05:52,692 ♪ And far away ♪ ♪ I heard you say you liked me ♪ 97 00:05:52,775 --> 00:05:55,945 ♪ In my brain, I rearrange ♪ 98 00:05:56,028 --> 00:06:00,992 ♪ The letters on the page ♪ ♪ To spell your name ♪ 99 00:06:01,075 --> 00:06:02,702 ["REMOVE YOUR MASK" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 100 00:06:02,785 --> 00:06:04,120 [CAT MEOWS] 101 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:14,088 ♪ Yours is a history ♪ ♪ That's written in stone ♪ 102 00:06:14,922 --> 00:06:16,924 ♪ There was a lady ♪ ♪ Who had built her own throne ♪ 103 00:06:17,008 --> 00:06:19,010 Oh, my God. 104 00:06:19,093 --> 00:06:20,887 - Get out. - Does that say "Super Cock"? 105 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:24,140 No, it says, "Super Clock." Clock. 106 00:06:24,223 --> 00:06:25,433 The "L" just fell down. 107 00:06:25,516 --> 00:06:27,518 I can see every square inch of your genitals. 108 00:06:27,602 --> 00:06:29,729 It's like when they vacuum pack meat at the supermarket. 109 00:06:29,812 --> 00:06:31,898 It's for a Halloween party. It's ironic. 110 00:06:31,981 --> 00:06:33,191 No way. Let me get my phone. 111 00:06:34,192 --> 00:06:35,359 No! 112 00:06:36,486 --> 00:06:39,780 [AUDIO DISTORTS, SLOWS] 113 00:06:40,865 --> 00:06:44,744 [AUDIO REWINDING] 114 00:06:47,997 --> 00:06:51,417 - [NORMAL AUDIO RESUMES] - [SONG RESTARTS] 115 00:06:55,004 --> 00:06:56,172 [CAT MEOWS] 116 00:06:56,797 --> 00:06:57,840 [DOOR CLOSES] 117 00:06:57,924 --> 00:06:58,925 [MOUTHING WORDS] 118 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:01,928 Come on. 119 00:07:02,011 --> 00:07:04,013 ♪ Yours is a history ♪ ♪ That's written in stone ♪ 120 00:07:04,096 --> 00:07:05,223 [GRUNTS] 121 00:07:06,974 --> 00:07:07,892 [GRUNTS] 122 00:07:07,892 --> 00:07:11,103 ♪ There was a lady ♪ ♪ Who had built her own throne ♪ 123 00:07:11,187 --> 00:07:14,524 Don't come in. I'm... masturbating. 124 00:07:15,107 --> 00:07:17,610 Okay. Carrie said she'd be home late. 125 00:07:17,693 --> 00:07:19,320 Okay. I'm just finishing. 126 00:07:19,403 --> 00:07:23,741 ♪ To live in the moment ♪ ♪ And remove your mask ♪ 127 00:07:23,824 --> 00:07:24,825 [MOANS] 128 00:07:28,371 --> 00:07:29,747 Do you want a cup of tea? 129 00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:31,374 ♪ I see you gathering up... ♪ 130 00:07:31,457 --> 00:07:32,458 Yeah. Go on. 131 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:33,584 - [SONG ENDS] - [CAT PURRING] 132 00:07:38,005 --> 00:07:41,008 He's obviously been mistreated. He's skin and bone. 133 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:42,072 He's a dump truck. 134 00:07:42,073 --> 00:07:44,171 The landlord won't let you keep it in the flat anyway. 135 00:07:44,262 --> 00:07:46,097 - 'Cause all landlords are evil. - All landlords are evil. 136 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:47,473 - Yes. - [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 137 00:07:47,557 --> 00:07:49,725 - Hello. - How was work? 138 00:07:49,809 --> 00:07:51,936 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 139 00:07:53,521 --> 00:07:55,898 Everyone always gets angry with me when it goes badly. 140 00:07:55,982 --> 00:07:58,609 I'm just the messenger. It's not me saying it. 141 00:07:58,693 --> 00:08:01,779 Yeah, you're just a vessel. Like a sexy little carafe. 142 00:08:01,862 --> 00:08:03,281 Aw. [SNIFFLES] 143 00:08:03,364 --> 00:08:05,449 - Thank you, babe. [SNIFFLES] - [CHUCKLES] 144 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:07,326 - Well, why don't you just quit? - Yeah, quit. 145 00:08:07,410 --> 00:08:08,452 I can't just quit. 146 00:08:08,536 --> 00:08:10,288 Right. You have dependants. 147 00:08:10,371 --> 00:08:12,290 - I'm looking for a job. - [CARRIE] Yeah. 148 00:08:12,373 --> 00:08:15,543 He spends all day in his room applying for jobs. Don't you, babe? 149 00:08:15,626 --> 00:08:16,627 Yes. 150 00:08:17,503 --> 00:08:18,838 [CARRIE] It pays well. 151 00:08:18,921 --> 00:08:19,970 And they don't just use me for my power. 152 00:08:19,971 --> 00:08:23,134 They also ask me to make teas and coffees. 153 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:29,682 Oh, no. I'm basically an appliance. 154 00:08:29,765 --> 00:08:31,475 Look, it could always be worse. 155 00:08:32,059 --> 00:08:34,395 Don't put yourself down like that, Jen. 156 00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:39,483 Or do you mean in general? Oh, you meant in general, didn't you? 157 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:40,568 Yeah. 158 00:08:40,651 --> 00:08:42,361 You are such a brave little soldier. 159 00:08:42,445 --> 00:08:45,531 Carrie, I haven't got a power yet. I'm not, like, terminal. 160 00:08:45,615 --> 00:08:49,619 Hey. Maybe the real power is just being yourself. 161 00:08:49,702 --> 00:08:51,954 That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. 162 00:08:52,038 --> 00:08:53,039 Absolutely not true. No. 163 00:08:53,956 --> 00:08:55,166 I know what will cheer you up. 164 00:08:55,249 --> 00:08:56,584 I'm not sad. 165 00:08:57,251 --> 00:08:58,669 [INHALES] 166 00:08:59,629 --> 00:09:01,589 [GROANS] 167 00:09:04,008 --> 00:09:05,551 - [GRUNTS] - [CHUCKLES] 168 00:09:06,302 --> 00:09:07,470 [ADOLF HITLER SPEAKING GERMAN] 169 00:09:07,553 --> 00:09:10,389 [IN ENGLISH] Oh, God. Not you again. 170 00:09:10,473 --> 00:09:11,610 Hey, Hitler. Yeah, suck a dick. 171 00:09:11,611 --> 00:09:13,517 Everyone's cool with interracial marriage now. 172 00:09:13,601 --> 00:09:14,702 Yeah, you're inside my white girlfriend, 173 00:09:14,703 --> 00:09:16,771 and we fuck at least twice a month. 174 00:09:16,854 --> 00:09:17,772 Ooh! Who am I? 175 00:09:17,772 --> 00:09:19,226 [IMITATING HITLER] Let's invade Russia in the winter 176 00:09:19,227 --> 00:09:20,650 because I'm a big dumb bitch. 177 00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:22,109 Okay. [LAUGHS] 178 00:09:22,193 --> 00:09:23,194 Very funny. 179 00:09:23,277 --> 00:09:24,862 Oh, the Jews are broadly doing okay. 180 00:09:24,945 --> 00:09:26,656 - Yeah. - La, la, la, la! 181 00:09:26,739 --> 00:09:28,491 I'm not listening. 182 00:09:28,574 --> 00:09:30,368 - [CELLPHONE VIBRATES] - This is really childish. 183 00:09:30,451 --> 00:09:32,161 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 184 00:09:32,662 --> 00:09:34,580 [EXHALES] 185 00:09:34,664 --> 00:09:37,166 [IN ENGLISH] Right. Well, I'm off to go get railed by a stranger. 186 00:09:37,249 --> 00:09:39,418 ["ALL THE WAY LIVE" PLAYING] 187 00:09:41,671 --> 00:09:43,798 ♪ My name is Maura ♪ ♪ They call me Gale ♪ 188 00:09:43,881 --> 00:09:46,509 ♪ I'm rapping so hot ♪ ♪ I have a story to tell ♪ 189 00:09:46,592 --> 00:09:48,803 ♪ I sing my songs all night long ♪ 190 00:09:48,886 --> 00:09:51,347 ♪ And I'm rapping to you ♪ ♪ On the microphone ♪ 191 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:53,683 ♪ I can party hardy till the early light ♪ 192 00:09:53,766 --> 00:09:55,935 ♪ And I can keep it going till the '79 ♪ 193 00:09:56,018 --> 00:09:57,144 ♪ Let your fingers pop ♪ 194 00:09:57,228 --> 00:09:58,437 ♪ Check out a sock hop ♪ 195 00:09:58,521 --> 00:10:00,981 ♪ Stick your finger in a socket ♪ ♪ And get a big shock ♪ 196 00:10:01,065 --> 00:10:03,025 ♪ Strive, strive all the way... ♪ 197 00:10:03,109 --> 00:10:04,318 - [SONG ENDS] - Oh, um... 198 00:10:04,402 --> 00:10:06,362 Sorry, I just need to put my glove on. 199 00:10:06,445 --> 00:10:07,863 - Oh. - [CLEARS THROAT] 200 00:10:11,742 --> 00:10:12,910 Nice to meet you. 201 00:10:12,993 --> 00:10:14,495 Big Michael Jackson fan? 202 00:10:14,578 --> 00:10:16,205 No, he's an alleged sex offender. 203 00:10:16,956 --> 00:10:19,458 Right. Good we've established that early. 204 00:10:21,669 --> 00:10:22,837 [PATRONS CHATTERING] 205 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,880 Ooh! Vegan lasagne. [CHUCKLES] 206 00:10:28,676 --> 00:10:30,261 I want to be completely honest with you. 207 00:10:34,098 --> 00:10:40,098 I have the power to make people orgasm with my touch. 208 00:10:41,647 --> 00:10:43,482 Whoa. [CLEARS THROAT] 209 00:10:43,566 --> 00:10:46,736 - That's, um... That's really cool. - It's not cool. It's not. 210 00:10:46,819 --> 00:10:48,873 It's a common misconception that literally 211 00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:50,990 everyone I've ever met seems to hold. 212 00:10:51,073 --> 00:10:52,199 [CHUCKLES] 213 00:10:52,283 --> 00:10:53,701 So, what's your power? 214 00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:55,995 Uh, I'm still waiting. 215 00:10:56,078 --> 00:10:57,663 Your profile said you were 25. 216 00:10:57,747 --> 00:11:00,541 - I am. Just a late bloomer. - I've never met anyone who waited so long. 217 00:11:00,624 --> 00:11:02,752 So how did you find out the whole come thing then? 218 00:11:02,835 --> 00:11:04,712 I bet it's a funny story. [CHUCKLES] 219 00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:06,297 It's not a funny story, no. 220 00:11:07,923 --> 00:11:09,508 I promise not to laugh. [CHUCKLES] 221 00:11:11,427 --> 00:11:14,972 [SIGHS] It was my father's 60th birthday. 222 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:19,935 We'd been estranged for some years, so it was a reunion of sorts. 223 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:22,438 We were kicking a football around, 224 00:11:22,521 --> 00:11:25,357 which had always been a boyhood dream of mine. 225 00:11:25,441 --> 00:11:28,944 I saved an errant kick, which would've shattered a conservatory window. 226 00:11:29,653 --> 00:11:30,931 For the first time in my life, I felt like 227 00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:32,823 my father respected me as a man. 228 00:11:36,035 --> 00:11:37,870 Then he asked if he could shake my hand. 229 00:11:39,121 --> 00:11:40,247 Oh, I see. 230 00:11:40,956 --> 00:11:41,957 I was so proud. 231 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:44,627 My entire extended family were there to witness the moment. 232 00:11:45,669 --> 00:11:50,216 They were all watching as the, uh, moment of contact arrived. 233 00:11:50,299 --> 00:11:51,300 Oh, no. 234 00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:52,805 He was wearing light-grey khakis 235 00:11:52,806 --> 00:11:55,179 so it was very obvious what was occurring. 236 00:11:55,262 --> 00:11:56,555 Of course, I was very confused. 237 00:11:56,639 --> 00:11:59,225 He was doubled over. I thought he was having a heart attack. 238 00:12:00,184 --> 00:12:03,687 So I opened his shirt to begin performing chest compressions. 239 00:12:03,771 --> 00:12:05,606 - And every time you... - Yes. 240 00:12:11,195 --> 00:12:13,781 Yeah, no, you're right. That is not funny. 241 00:12:14,573 --> 00:12:16,867 - Khakis were ruined. - [SNICKERS] 242 00:12:16,951 --> 00:12:18,233 [CARRIE] Kash, you cannot seriously believe 243 00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:20,329 A.D. stands for "after dinosaurs." 244 00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:23,541 [KASH] It does. 500 A.D. 500 years after dinosaurs. 245 00:12:23,624 --> 00:12:24,792 What else would it be? 246 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:27,419 [CARRIE] These shoes are so uncomfortable. 247 00:12:27,503 --> 00:12:28,754 [KASH] Then why'd you wear them? 248 00:12:28,838 --> 00:12:31,632 When you said you booked dinner, I thought it might be a fancy date. 249 00:12:31,715 --> 00:12:34,051 I didn't even know you could book a table at Bucket O' Pizza. 250 00:12:34,134 --> 00:12:35,761 And normally you can't... [SNIFFS] 251 00:12:35,845 --> 00:12:37,888 ... but I've got a special relationship with the manager. 252 00:12:37,972 --> 00:12:39,223 [CARRIE CHUCKLES, WINCES] 253 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,603 - What are you doing? - Take these. 254 00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:46,730 - Oh, you... You don't have to. - Take the shoes. 255 00:12:52,361 --> 00:12:53,362 Thank you. 256 00:12:56,031 --> 00:12:58,325 - [GRUNTS] Hey! - [MUGGER] Give me your purse. 257 00:12:58,409 --> 00:12:59,994 - And empty your pockets. - Um. 258 00:13:00,077 --> 00:13:02,162 Uh, here. [STAMMERING] Uh, take my phone. 259 00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:04,915 [MUGGER SCOFFS] That piece of shit. Nah, mate. 260 00:13:04,999 --> 00:13:07,126 - The purse. Give it! - No, I've got money. 261 00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:08,586 - Um. - [MUGGER] Come on. Quickly. 262 00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:11,881 - Just in my... - [MUGGER] Now! I'm not fucking around! 263 00:13:11,964 --> 00:13:13,591 - ["I PUT A SPELL ON YOU" PLAYING] - In my pocket! 264 00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:15,509 - Come on! - [MUGGER] Ow! Right in the eye! 265 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:17,595 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 266 00:13:17,678 --> 00:13:18,846 I'm gonna kiss you now. 267 00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:22,474 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 268 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:27,605 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 269 00:13:29,648 --> 00:13:32,776 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 270 00:13:34,528 --> 00:13:36,196 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 271 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,490 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 272 00:13:40,242 --> 00:13:42,411 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 273 00:13:42,494 --> 00:13:43,871 Would you like to... 274 00:13:43,954 --> 00:13:44,997 Yeah. 275 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,416 ♪ 'Cause you're mine ♪ 276 00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,627 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 277 00:13:51,086 --> 00:13:54,673 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 278 00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:56,926 ♪ Stop the things you do ♪ 279 00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:58,009 Oh, uh... 280 00:13:58,052 --> 00:13:59,219 What are you doing? 281 00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:01,764 It's important to me to know that I can do it myself. 282 00:14:01,847 --> 00:14:05,809 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 283 00:14:05,893 --> 00:14:08,145 [SINGER CACKLES] ♪ Watch out! ♪ 284 00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:12,524 ♪ I ain't lyin' ♪ 285 00:14:15,277 --> 00:14:17,446 ♪ Yeah ♪ 286 00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:20,240 ♪ I can't stand, woo ♪ 287 00:14:20,324 --> 00:14:21,784 ♪ No runnin' around ♪ 288 00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,744 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 289 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:26,038 - Maybe just take the glove... - Give me a minute. 290 00:14:26,121 --> 00:14:27,289 ♪ I can't stand ♪ 291 00:14:27,373 --> 00:14:29,667 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 292 00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:33,087 ♪ I can't stand no puttin' me down ♪ 293 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:36,382 ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ 294 00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:38,175 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 295 00:14:40,386 --> 00:14:42,680 Oh. Oh, ye... 296 00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:45,224 Oh, yeah. [GASPS] 297 00:14:45,307 --> 00:14:46,308 Oh, my God. 298 00:14:46,392 --> 00:14:48,644 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was it. 299 00:14:48,727 --> 00:14:50,270 I just came. [CHUCKLES] 300 00:14:50,354 --> 00:14:51,772 - You're welcome. - Hmm. 301 00:14:51,855 --> 00:14:54,984 - ♪ Ooh, spell ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 302 00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:57,611 I think we should take it slow. 303 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:00,406 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 304 00:15:00,489 --> 00:15:03,450 ♪ I don't care if you don't want me ♪ 305 00:15:03,951 --> 00:15:07,871 ♪ I'm yours right now ♪ 306 00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:10,290 ♪ Spell ♪ 307 00:15:10,374 --> 00:15:12,084 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 308 00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:15,587 Just to be safe. 309 00:15:15,671 --> 00:15:18,257 - ♪ Ooh... ♪ - ♪ Because... ♪ 310 00:15:20,342 --> 00:15:22,553 ♪ You're mine ♪ 311 00:15:22,636 --> 00:15:23,637 ♪ Spell ♪ 312 00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:26,598 [SINGER SHOUTS] 313 00:15:26,682 --> 00:15:30,561 [SONG ENDS] 314 00:15:30,644 --> 00:15:33,564 Did you see me? I was all, like... [GRUNTS] 315 00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:35,399 Yeah, it was very brave of you. 316 00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:36,483 I should go after him. 317 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,027 No, no. Don't do that. 318 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:39,653 But he committed a crime. 319 00:15:39,737 --> 00:15:42,281 You bought your drug dealer a birthday card last year. 320 00:15:42,364 --> 00:15:44,658 He committed a crime on me. On you. 321 00:15:45,868 --> 00:15:47,995 Someone needs to clean up those streets. 322 00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:52,458 I am that hero. This is my destiny. 323 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,377 Great. Is this destiny gonna be salaried? 324 00:15:55,461 --> 00:15:56,837 Gonna become a vigilante. 325 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,005 Oh, no. 326 00:15:58,088 --> 00:16:01,508 No, I'm gonna assemble a team of vigilantes. 327 00:16:01,592 --> 00:16:05,137 Oh, Carrie. This is my origin story! Quick, take a picture! 328 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:08,057 No, no, there's no time. I've got so much mood-boarding to do. 329 00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:12,686 [CLATTERING IN BEDROOM] 330 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:14,354 I'll get the Pritt sticks. 331 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,783 ["THIS IS MY FILM" PLAYING] 332 00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:26,867 ♪ I said, ugh ♪ 333 00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:27,868 [CAT MEOWS] 334 00:16:27,868 --> 00:16:29,203 ♪ Bonjour, motherfucker ♪ 335 00:16:29,286 --> 00:16:32,122 ♪ I see you staring at me ♪ ♪ Liking it like a sucker, yeah ♪ 336 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,457 Shoo! 337 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,000 Go away. 338 00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:37,586 Don't you dare touch him. 339 00:16:38,587 --> 00:16:41,799 - ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 340 00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:44,635 - ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 341 00:16:44,718 --> 00:16:47,387 - ♪ This is my film, you're an extra ♪ - ♪ Motherfucker ♪ 342 00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:48,471 ♪ This is my... ♪ 343 00:16:48,472 --> 00:16:50,349 - [CAT YOWLS] - [GORDON] Oh, God! 344 00:16:50,432 --> 00:16:51,433 [CLATTERING] 345 00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:54,853 [PANTS] 346 00:16:57,397 --> 00:16:58,857 I don't think it's gonna work out. 347 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:00,651 Fair enough. 348 00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:02,945 Good game. 349 00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:09,576 Oh, please. Come on. Uh, just the one? 350 00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,085 - [KASH] Oy, Jizzlord. - Don't call him that. 351 00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:20,212 He likes it. You got a better one? 352 00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:24,091 - I don't know. Like, Cum Bucket? - [CHUCKLES] 353 00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:25,884 Jesus Christ. That is so much worse. 354 00:17:25,968 --> 00:17:27,302 I thought it was cute. 355 00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:28,762 [KASH] It's no Jizzlord. 356 00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:30,973 - So, we are keeping him then? - [CAT MEOWS] 357 00:17:31,056 --> 00:17:33,642 - Have you checked if he's got an owner? - No, he's definitely a stray. 358 00:17:33,725 --> 00:17:37,312 He's got an energy. He's scrappy. He's lived a life. 359 00:17:38,772 --> 00:17:39,773 Haven't you got work today? 360 00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:41,567 Yeah. Don't have to leave till 11.00 though. 361 00:17:42,151 --> 00:17:43,193 It's half past two. 362 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:45,863 [GROANS] Fuck. 363 00:17:46,405 --> 00:17:48,157 Turn back time and tell me to leave. 364 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,616 You know I can't go back that far. 365 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,868 Yeah, I'm still gonna be late, 366 00:17:50,951 --> 00:17:52,452 but it means I can stop at Pret on the way. 367 00:17:52,536 --> 00:17:54,830 Jen, I am burdened with a noble gift. 368 00:17:54,913 --> 00:17:57,541 I'm not gonna use it for inane reasons. With great power come... 369 00:17:57,624 --> 00:17:59,751 - Just do it, you fucking nerd. - Okay, okay! 370 00:18:20,147 --> 00:18:21,648 Can you do me up with some balloons? 371 00:18:21,732 --> 00:18:24,568 I want them to say, "Happy 18th Birthday, Andy. 372 00:18:24,651 --> 00:18:27,654 Mum is making me do this. We were never close, and I hate you." 373 00:18:28,405 --> 00:18:30,032 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I can do "Happy 18th." 374 00:18:30,115 --> 00:18:31,491 Fine. 375 00:18:32,993 --> 00:18:35,370 - Jennifer. - Angela. 376 00:18:36,038 --> 00:18:37,748 Are those for personal use? 377 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:39,291 Yes. 378 00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:41,293 Jen. 379 00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:43,712 Jen. 380 00:18:44,546 --> 00:18:47,090 Why didn't you tell me you're going to a party, you cheeky bint? 381 00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:48,342 Tell me all about it. 382 00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:50,385 It's my half-sister's 18th. It's a family thing. 383 00:18:50,469 --> 00:18:53,180 Say no more. Family can be a real bash in the fanny. 384 00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:56,767 You love 'em. You hate 'em, but you're stuck with 'em. 385 00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:57,893 What can you do? 386 00:19:00,187 --> 00:19:02,022 I'd hate to be turning 18 now. 387 00:19:02,105 --> 00:19:03,774 Nothing's the same after you get your power. 388 00:19:03,857 --> 00:19:05,901 - I used to play at Wimbledon... - [JEN, ANGELA] Wimbledon. 389 00:19:05,984 --> 00:19:07,611 We know, love. Jesus. 390 00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:10,906 It's not my fault I didn't get superspeed or racket hands. 391 00:19:10,989 --> 00:19:12,282 [ANGELA] Tell me about it, flower. 392 00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:16,453 Gonna be 56 in April. Can't even buy some paracetamol in Asda. 393 00:19:16,536 --> 00:19:18,205 Don't let it get you down, love. 394 00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:21,375 I'm not down. Honestly, I really don't even care. 395 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:22,751 [ANGELA] Back to work. 396 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:32,636 Do you want to know how you die? 397 00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:34,888 What? 398 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:36,765 Foresight. [CHUCKLES] 399 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:40,811 No. 400 00:19:42,729 --> 00:19:43,897 Probably for the best. 401 00:19:45,399 --> 00:19:47,359 What do you mean it's probably for the best? Wha... 402 00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:48,735 - [CELLPHONE RINGING] - Is it bad? 403 00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:49,819 One minute. 404 00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:53,824 Hi. Bang on time. 405 00:19:53,907 --> 00:19:56,451 [JEN'S DAD, OH PHONE] It's not like I've anything better to do. 406 00:19:56,952 --> 00:19:57,953 True. 407 00:19:58,495 --> 00:19:59,663 Got a new one for you. 408 00:20:00,539 --> 00:20:02,624 Fine. Go on. Get it over with. 409 00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:04,751 Knock, knock. 410 00:20:04,835 --> 00:20:05,919 Who's there? 411 00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,546 - Boo. - Boo, who? 412 00:20:07,629 --> 00:20:09,464 Cheer up, love. It might never happen. 413 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:12,342 [SIGHS, CHUCKLING] Jesus Christ. 414 00:20:12,426 --> 00:20:14,511 Well, how are things your end? 415 00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:16,179 It's Andy's 18th tonight. 416 00:20:16,263 --> 00:20:17,597 Oh, good luck with that. 417 00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:18,849 Thought you'd reassure me. 418 00:20:18,932 --> 00:20:20,475 God, no. It's gonna be awful. 419 00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:22,894 Just try not to make everything into a competition. 420 00:20:22,978 --> 00:20:25,063 I don't do that. She does that. 421 00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:27,983 Well, you know where I am. Say hi to your mum for me. 422 00:20:29,484 --> 00:20:30,485 Yeah. 423 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:35,991 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 424 00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:37,951 [DRIVER] Hey. 425 00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,078 Bears. 426 00:20:40,704 --> 00:20:41,705 Huh? 427 00:20:41,788 --> 00:20:44,333 How you die. Bears. 428 00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:47,502 Oh, but... 429 00:20:56,345 --> 00:20:59,348 [VIOLIN PLAYING] 430 00:21:10,442 --> 00:21:11,443 [VIOLIN STOPS] 431 00:21:11,943 --> 00:21:14,571 - [GUEST 1] Wow. - [GUESTS CHEER, APPLAUD] 432 00:21:14,654 --> 00:21:15,655 [GUEST 2] Bravo. 433 00:21:16,656 --> 00:21:17,908 [GUESTS CHATTERING] 434 00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:20,118 Oh, my baby! 435 00:21:22,245 --> 00:21:23,330 Why are there already balloons? 436 00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:24,378 Oh, those? They're nothing. 437 00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:26,291 I just nipped out this morning and got a few. 438 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,667 But you asked me to get balloons. 439 00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,087 - I know. - What, you don't trust me to get balloons? 440 00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:34,132 Oh, I don't want it to play HDMI. Just play Andy's party playlist. 441 00:21:34,216 --> 00:21:35,967 I got an audition for the Greenwich Conservatoire. 442 00:21:36,051 --> 00:21:38,887 Normal human thing to do is to say hello before you start bragging. 443 00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:41,098 I'm just sharing good news about my life with my sister. 444 00:21:41,181 --> 00:21:43,725 I'm sure if you achieve something, you'd do the same. No? 445 00:21:43,809 --> 00:21:45,644 Andy, stop haranguing your sister. 446 00:21:45,727 --> 00:21:47,521 - Have you got a job yet? - I have a job. 447 00:21:47,604 --> 00:21:51,858 A real job. I didn't leave my home and family 448 00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:55,404 and brave the boat to England for you to squander all my sacrifices. 449 00:21:55,487 --> 00:21:56,988 We definitely flew here. 450 00:21:57,072 --> 00:22:00,742 [SIGHS] You were young. You don't understand the immigrant struggle. 451 00:22:00,826 --> 00:22:03,286 Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here. Where's the antenna? 452 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:04,621 What do you think my power's gonna be? 453 00:22:04,704 --> 00:22:06,957 You do know you're not gonna get your power the second you turn 18? 454 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,709 What do you know about powers? You're like a virgin talking about sex. 455 00:22:09,793 --> 00:22:12,462 - You're like the pope. - I... I am not the pope. I fuck. 456 00:22:12,546 --> 00:22:14,005 - No, Mum. Tell her I fuck. - [CHUCKLES] 457 00:22:14,089 --> 00:22:16,842 Would you whist? I'm trying to get this thing to play music. 458 00:22:16,925 --> 00:22:19,678 - Why is it still just showing me pictures? - Just wait for Ian to do it. 459 00:22:19,761 --> 00:22:21,972 What's the point of having a power if you don't use it? 460 00:22:22,055 --> 00:22:23,890 Being able to control technology is only useful 461 00:22:23,974 --> 00:22:25,267 if you know how technology works. 462 00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:26,852 I think you're doing a great job, Mum. 463 00:22:26,935 --> 00:22:29,354 - Just Bing it, will you? - Bing! 464 00:22:29,438 --> 00:22:33,650 Ladies, ladies, please. I know we're feeling a little... stressed? 465 00:22:33,733 --> 00:22:34,734 [GRUNTS] 466 00:22:34,818 --> 00:22:35,902 [IAN] Excited. 467 00:22:36,987 --> 00:22:39,281 Oh, Lord. Now, what have we got going on in there? 468 00:22:39,364 --> 00:22:41,950 Angry, sad, jealous. 469 00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:43,034 Horny? 470 00:22:43,118 --> 00:22:44,453 Uh... 471 00:22:44,536 --> 00:22:47,205 [GUESTS] Three, two, one... 472 00:22:48,206 --> 00:22:49,791 - [CHEERING] - [MARY] Yes! [LAUGHS] 473 00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:52,878 [GUEST] Happy birthday! 474 00:22:52,961 --> 00:22:54,588 [GUESTS CHUCKLING] 475 00:22:58,216 --> 00:22:59,426 Try turning on the TV. 476 00:23:00,969 --> 00:23:02,679 [ALL GASP] 477 00:23:03,221 --> 00:23:04,431 [ANDY SIGHS] 478 00:23:06,892 --> 00:23:09,728 Can you sense any emotion? Deep breath. 479 00:23:10,812 --> 00:23:12,147 [INHALES DEEPLY] 480 00:23:14,191 --> 00:23:15,442 No. I've got nothing. 481 00:23:15,525 --> 00:23:16,818 [GUESTS MUTTERING] 482 00:23:16,902 --> 00:23:20,197 [MARY] Don't worry. It doesn't always happen on the day. 483 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,116 It can take a few days or weeks. Or... 484 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,493 [WHEEZES] 485 00:23:24,576 --> 00:23:25,911 I wanted it today. 486 00:23:25,994 --> 00:23:28,455 Aw, no. Oh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin. 487 00:23:28,538 --> 00:23:29,456 [ANDY SCOFFS] 488 00:23:29,456 --> 00:23:31,385 I've actually played the world's smallest violin, 489 00:23:31,386 --> 00:23:33,084 and it's much bigger than that. 490 00:23:34,878 --> 00:23:36,880 [FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING] 491 00:23:36,963 --> 00:23:39,382 - [GUESTS CHATTERING] - [MARY SIGHS] 492 00:23:42,719 --> 00:23:44,429 You're a little bit happy she didn't get it. 493 00:23:44,513 --> 00:23:45,514 Uh, duh, Ian. 494 00:23:45,597 --> 00:23:47,140 My cousin was like you. 495 00:23:47,224 --> 00:23:48,544 Then he went to one of those clinics 496 00:23:48,545 --> 00:23:49,851 that help you bring out your power. 497 00:23:49,935 --> 00:23:51,728 No, I am not doing that. It's pathetic. 498 00:23:51,811 --> 00:23:54,981 Really helped him. Now he can freeze anything. Like that. 499 00:23:57,651 --> 00:23:59,432 Of course, he's got a freezer that he mainly uses, 500 00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:01,154 but it's the knowledge. 501 00:24:01,238 --> 00:24:02,822 Like, knowing you don't need... 502 00:24:03,698 --> 00:24:04,699 [ANDY] Okay! 503 00:24:04,783 --> 00:24:07,452 [GUESTS OOHING, CHEERING] 504 00:24:07,536 --> 00:24:09,371 - I'm super strong! - [IAN GASPS] 505 00:24:10,622 --> 00:24:11,873 Oh, my God. 506 00:24:11,957 --> 00:24:16,211 - That's amazing! Do the sofa. - [IAN] Sofa! 507 00:24:16,294 --> 00:24:18,338 ["RILL RILL" PLAYING] 508 00:24:18,421 --> 00:24:23,134 [GUESTS CHEERING, CLAMOURING] 509 00:24:26,388 --> 00:24:29,057 [MARY WHOOPING] 510 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,350 [LAUGHING] 511 00:24:30,433 --> 00:24:33,270 Oh, my... Oh, my God, I'm on the ceiling! 512 00:24:35,063 --> 00:24:37,607 We just going to ignore the fact she broke the fridge or... 513 00:24:38,817 --> 00:24:40,485 One hand! 514 00:24:43,905 --> 00:24:44,906 I killed a man! 515 00:24:44,990 --> 00:24:48,076 [CHEERING, APPLAUDING CONTINUES] 516 00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:52,163 [MARY] Hi, hello. Up here. I'm up here. 517 00:24:52,247 --> 00:24:55,750 Can your daughter do this? No, only my daughter! 518 00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:59,212 Andy! Andy, I'm so high! 519 00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:02,090 [GUESTS CHANTING] Andy! Andy! 520 00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:03,174 [GUESTS CHEERING] 521 00:25:03,258 --> 00:25:05,552 ♪ Have a heart ♪ ♪ Have a heart, have a heart ♪ 522 00:25:05,635 --> 00:25:09,055 ♪ Sixteen six six six ♪ ♪ And I know the part ♪ 523 00:25:09,139 --> 00:25:12,267 ♪ You are the river flow ♪ ♪ And we can never know ♪ 524 00:25:12,350 --> 00:25:15,604 ♪ We're just the weatherman ♪ ♪ You make the wind blow ♪ 525 00:25:15,687 --> 00:25:17,439 ♪ Keep thinking about ♪ ♪ Every straight face... ♪ 526 00:25:17,522 --> 00:25:19,024 - [KNOCKING ON DOOR] - [SONG ENDS] 527 00:25:19,107 --> 00:25:21,610 Surprise. I wasn't sure what the deal was with the party, 528 00:25:21,693 --> 00:25:23,653 so I thought I'd bring the party to you. 529 00:25:23,737 --> 00:25:24,863 [LUKE] Oh. 530 00:25:24,946 --> 00:25:26,531 Uh, it's not really a great... 531 00:25:27,324 --> 00:25:28,617 time. 532 00:25:35,290 --> 00:25:36,291 Oh, hi. 533 00:25:36,374 --> 00:25:39,919 Who are you? That sounds rude, but who are you? 534 00:25:40,003 --> 00:25:41,296 Um, my name's Olivia. 535 00:25:41,379 --> 00:25:43,840 Of course it is. So is, um... Is this a date? 536 00:25:43,923 --> 00:25:46,051 - Yeah. - Wouldn't really call it a date. 537 00:25:46,134 --> 00:25:49,137 Oh. Well, if it's not a date, there's no harm in joining. Right? 538 00:25:50,722 --> 00:25:53,391 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 539 00:25:55,185 --> 00:25:56,728 Olivia can shape-shift. 540 00:25:56,811 --> 00:25:58,991 Oh. Uh, so this is what you've chosen to look like. 541 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:00,357 Oh, that makes sense. 542 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,692 No. Honestly, I never really use it. 543 00:26:02,776 --> 00:26:04,986 I think it's important to love yourself the way you are. 544 00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:08,031 You know, flaws and imperfections and everything. 545 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,325 So, you just look like this all the time? 546 00:26:11,159 --> 00:26:12,619 Wow. Fantastic. 547 00:26:12,702 --> 00:26:13,953 I don't even wear make-up. 548 00:26:14,037 --> 00:26:15,163 Oh, my God. 549 00:26:15,246 --> 00:26:16,373 Yeah. [LAUGHS] 550 00:26:16,456 --> 00:26:17,457 Yeah. 551 00:26:20,585 --> 00:26:21,961 [LUKE] I like your hair like that. 552 00:26:22,045 --> 00:26:23,380 [OLIVIA] Thanks! [LAUGHS] 553 00:26:23,463 --> 00:26:25,882 - [LUKE] What do you call that style? - [OLIVIA] Down? 554 00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:26,966 [LUKE] It suits you. 555 00:26:27,801 --> 00:26:28,927 [OLIVIA WHOOPS] 556 00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:30,845 - [LUKE] Have you been to the pier? - [OLIVIA] No! 557 00:26:31,346 --> 00:26:32,681 My turn! 558 00:26:33,973 --> 00:26:35,517 [OLIVIA GIGGLES] 559 00:26:39,104 --> 00:26:40,605 - [LUKE GRUNTS] - [OLIVIA PANTS] 560 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,818 [JEN] Great. Let's go. 561 00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:48,196 Oh, um, maybe next time? 562 00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:50,907 - Oh, come on. - Well, it's kinda hard work. 563 00:26:50,990 --> 00:26:52,992 And you need to think about load bearing. 564 00:26:53,076 --> 00:26:54,119 Load bearing? 565 00:26:55,537 --> 00:26:56,913 Okay. Come on, then. 566 00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:01,292 [LUKE] 'Kay. 567 00:27:03,211 --> 00:27:05,505 [GRUNTING] 568 00:27:05,588 --> 00:27:06,923 [JEN] Hmm. 569 00:27:07,006 --> 00:27:08,007 Yeah. 570 00:27:08,091 --> 00:27:12,220 - [JEN] Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Okay. - [GRUNTING, STRAINING] Yeah, okay. Yeah. 571 00:27:12,303 --> 00:27:13,763 [JEN] Sorry. Sorry. My feet smell. 572 00:27:16,766 --> 00:27:18,059 [JEN WHIMPERS] 573 00:27:18,143 --> 00:27:19,352 Fuck me, that's very high! 574 00:27:19,436 --> 00:27:20,895 - Don't look down. - Don't look down. 575 00:27:20,979 --> 00:27:22,439 [GRUNTS] Not so tight. 576 00:27:27,694 --> 00:27:29,446 So, uh, is she your girlfriend? 577 00:27:29,529 --> 00:27:31,740 Look, why do we have to put labels on things? 578 00:27:31,823 --> 00:27:33,032 Because labels are great. 579 00:27:33,116 --> 00:27:34,472 You know, I label my yogurt at work 580 00:27:34,473 --> 00:27:36,119 because people kept eating my yogurt. 581 00:27:36,202 --> 00:27:37,451 And it's my yogurt, you know. I bought it, 582 00:27:37,452 --> 00:27:39,247 and I want it. It's a great yogurt. 583 00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:42,333 I mean, it's creamy and low-fat and has beautiful eyes. 584 00:27:43,334 --> 00:27:44,335 You need to let go. 585 00:27:44,419 --> 00:27:46,004 [CHUCKLES] I don't want to let you go. 586 00:27:46,087 --> 00:27:47,630 No, as in let go of me. We're on the ground. 587 00:27:47,714 --> 00:27:48,715 Oh. 588 00:27:48,798 --> 00:27:49,799 [LUKE GRUNTS] 589 00:27:50,633 --> 00:27:51,634 [PANTS] 590 00:27:52,469 --> 00:27:53,636 Jen, look at me. 591 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,250 If you don't love yourself, 592 00:27:55,251 --> 00:27:57,640 how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? 593 00:27:58,767 --> 00:28:00,518 ["SUPERSTAR" PLAYING] 594 00:28:07,984 --> 00:28:08,985 ♪ Oh, to be happy ♪ 595 00:28:09,068 --> 00:28:10,069 That's RuPaul. 596 00:28:11,488 --> 00:28:12,864 That's RuPaul! 597 00:28:12,947 --> 00:28:14,199 ♪ Oh, to be right ♪ 598 00:28:14,282 --> 00:28:17,952 [OLIVIA LAUGHING] 599 00:28:18,036 --> 00:28:21,206 ♪ When everything's easy ♪ 600 00:28:21,289 --> 00:28:23,090 [JEN'S DAD, ON PHONE] Wasn't expecting you to call at this hour. 601 00:28:23,091 --> 00:28:24,667 Everything okay? 602 00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:27,170 You haven't been murdered or something, have you? 603 00:28:27,837 --> 00:28:29,672 - I want a power. - [SONG CONTINUES] 604 00:28:29,756 --> 00:28:33,051 I want one so badly. It's never gonna happen. 605 00:28:33,134 --> 00:28:36,596 Yeah, you're right. You should probably just give up. 606 00:28:36,679 --> 00:28:38,264 You're not supposed to say that. 607 00:28:38,348 --> 00:28:40,892 Well, what do you want me to say? Accept it. 608 00:28:40,975 --> 00:28:43,269 It's just not something you're ever going to have. 609 00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:46,648 - You don't know that. - But you do somehow? 610 00:28:47,357 --> 00:28:48,775 You really want this power thing? 611 00:28:51,528 --> 00:28:53,196 Yes, I do. 612 00:28:55,073 --> 00:28:56,950 Well, if you think it will make you happy... 613 00:28:57,033 --> 00:28:59,035 [SONG ENDS] 614 00:28:59,118 --> 00:29:00,703 ... then go get it. 615 00:29:01,746 --> 00:29:03,331 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 616 00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:06,668 What if I don't? 617 00:29:06,751 --> 00:29:08,837 Then we'll figure something out together. 618 00:29:10,296 --> 00:29:11,422 [CHUCKLES] 619 00:29:16,344 --> 00:29:17,345 Dad? 620 00:29:17,887 --> 00:29:18,888 Yeah? 621 00:29:19,889 --> 00:29:20,890 Can I do the thing? 622 00:29:22,475 --> 00:29:23,726 You don't have to ask. 623 00:29:38,616 --> 00:29:39,617 [JEN'S DAD] Hi, pet. 624 00:30:10,148 --> 00:30:13,026 ["SLEEPING LESSONS" PLAYING] 625 00:30:16,321 --> 00:30:19,490 ♪ Go without ♪ 626 00:30:21,701 --> 00:30:24,704 ♪ Till the need seeps in ♪ 627 00:30:26,623 --> 00:30:28,917 ♪ Your love anymore ♪ 628 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,675 [VOICE ON PA] Welcome to Discovery Clinic, 629 00:30:30,676 --> 00:30:33,338 where your powers journey begins. 630 00:30:33,421 --> 00:30:39,010 ♪ Collect your novel petals for the stem ♪ 631 00:30:41,095 --> 00:30:44,766 ♪ And glow, glow ♪ 632 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,062 ♪ Melt and flow... ♪ 633 00:30:49,145 --> 00:30:53,399 Hi. Welcome. Are you looking to start your power journey today? 634 00:30:53,483 --> 00:30:57,320 Yes. I am, Denise. I'd like to book myself in for a discovery package. 635 00:30:57,403 --> 00:30:59,864 - And how long have you been trying? - Six years. 636 00:30:59,948 --> 00:31:04,661 Ooh. That is a long time. But don't worry. You're in the right place. 637 00:31:04,744 --> 00:31:05,865 We have an excellent track record 638 00:31:05,866 --> 00:31:08,122 in helping people to discover their power. 639 00:31:08,206 --> 00:31:09,707 That's exactly what I wanted to hear. 640 00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:10,792 So exciting. 641 00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,835 [ALL GIGGLE] 642 00:31:12,919 --> 00:31:16,589 So our packages start at 9,500. 643 00:31:18,675 --> 00:31:20,343 Yeah. We're gonna have to DIY it. 644 00:31:20,843 --> 00:31:22,845 [SONG CONTINUES] 645 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,769 - [JEN SNORING] - [JIZZLORD PURRING, MEOWS] 646 00:31:29,852 --> 00:31:30,937 [PURRING CONTINUES] 647 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,230 [SQUEALS] 648 00:31:33,606 --> 00:31:34,899 [SWALLOWS] 649 00:31:37,318 --> 00:31:39,779 [JEN SNORING] 650 00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:42,365 No, no, no. 651 00:31:43,992 --> 00:31:47,203 [JIZZLORD PURRING] 652 00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:54,002 [SONG CONTINUES] 653 00:31:54,085 --> 00:31:58,006 ♪ Just put yourself in my new shoes ♪ 654 00:31:58,089 --> 00:32:01,509 ♪ And see that I do what I do ♪ 655 00:32:01,592 --> 00:32:06,973 ♪ Because the old guard still offend ♪ 656 00:32:07,056 --> 00:32:10,018 ♪ (THEIR PUDGY HEARTS AND SHINY HEADS) ♪ 657 00:32:10,101 --> 00:32:13,438 ♪ They got nothing left ♪ ♪ On which we depend ♪ 658 00:32:13,521 --> 00:32:17,442 ♪ So enlist every ounce ♪ ♪ Of your bright blood ♪ 659 00:32:17,525 --> 00:32:19,861 ♪ And off with their heads ♪ 660 00:32:19,944 --> 00:32:22,071 ♪ Jump from the hook ♪ 661 00:32:22,155 --> 00:32:28,155 ♪ You're not obliged to swallow ♪ ♪ Anything you despise ♪ 662 00:32:30,329 --> 00:32:33,583 ♪ That you despise ♪ 663 00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:35,960 ♪ That you despise ♪ 664 00:32:36,044 --> 00:32:37,962 [SONG FADES OUT] 665 00:32:37,963 --> 00:32:42,963 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 49710

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