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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> HELLO, AND WELCOME BACK TO THE OSCARS RED CARPET PRESHOW.

>>> HELLO, AND WELCOME BACK TO THE OSCARS RED CARPET PRESHOW. >> I'M THE MAN INSIDE YOUR HOTEL

THE OSCARS RED CARPET PRESHOW. >> I'M THE MAN INSIDE YOUR HOTEL TV WHO TELLS YOU WHAT THE MOVIES

>> I'M THE MAN INSIDE YOUR HOTEL TV WHO TELLS YOU WHAT THE MOVIES ARE, MARIO LOPEZ.

TV WHO TELLS YOU WHAT THE MOVIES ARE, MARIO LOPEZ. >> AND I'M EITHER MARIA MENOUNOS

ARE, MARIO LOPEZ. >> AND I'M EITHER MARIA MENOUNOS OR KIT HOOVER.

>> AND I'M EITHER MARIA MENOUNOS OR KIT HOOVER. THEY HAVEN'T TOLD ME YET.

OR KIT HOOVER. THEY HAVEN'T TOLD ME YET. >> AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO WATCH THE

THEY HAVEN'T TOLD ME YET. >> AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO WATCH THE 95th ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS

>> AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO WATCH THE 95th ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS SPONSORED BY OZEMPIC.

95th ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS SPONSORED BY OZEMPIC. >> I GUESS EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD

SPONSORED BY OZEMPIC. >> I GUESS EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD HAS DIABETES.

>> I GUESS EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD HAS DIABETES. >> AND WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE

HAS DIABETES. >> AND WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE BEEN STANDING OUTSIDE THE DOGBY

>> AND WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE BEEN STANDING OUTSIDE THE DOGBY THEATE FOR ALM 153 HOURS.

BEEN STANDING OUTSIDE THE DOGBY THEATE FOR ALM 153 HOURS. >> WE HAVE NOT SLEPT OR USED THE

THEATE FOR ALM 153 HOURS. >> WE HAVE NOT SLEPT OR USED THE BATHROOM.

>> WE HAVE NOT SLEPT OR USED THE BATHROOM. OUR ONLY FOOD IS A HANDFUL OF

BATHROOM. OUR ONLY FOOD IS A HANDFUL OF SARDINES THEY THROW AT US.

OUR ONLY FOOD IS A HANDFUL OF SARDINES THEY THROW AT US. >> BUT IT'S ALL WORTH IT TO ASK

SARDINES THEY THROW AT US. >> BUT IT'S ALL WORTH IT TO ASK ANGELA BASSETT IF SHE REALLY DID

>> BUT IT'S ALL WORTH IT TO ASK ANGELA BASSETT IF SHE REALLY DID THE THING.

ANGELA BASSETT IF SHE REALLY DID THE THING. >> OOPS.

THE THING. >> OOPS. WE ALMOST FORGOT, EVERY 30

>> OOPS. WE ALMOST FORGOT, EVERY 30 SECONDS, WE HAVE TO DO A FEW

WE ALMOST FORGOT, EVERY 30 SECONDS, WE HAVE TO DO A FEW AWKWARD PAN-DOWNS TO WOMEN'S

SECONDS, WE HAVE TO DO A FEW AWKWARD PAN-DOWNS TO WOMEN'S FEET.

AWKWARD PAN-DOWNS TO WOMEN'S FEET. HERE WE GO.

FEET. HERE WE GO. ♪

HERE WE GO. ♪ >> EVERYONE NEEDED TO SEE THAT.

♪ >> EVERYONE NEEDED TO SEE THAT. >> NOW LAST YEAR'S OSCARS HAD

>> EVERYONE NEEDED TO SEE THAT. >> NOW LAST YEAR'S OSCARS HAD THE SLAP, WHICH IS AWESOME -- I

>> NOW LAST YEAR'S OSCARS HAD THE SLAP, WHICH IS AWESOME -- I MEAN BAD, SO BAD.

THE SLAP, WHICH IS AWESOME -- I MEAN BAD, SO BAD. >> WE HATED ALL THE ATTENTION.

MEAN BAD, SO BAD. >> WE HATED ALL THE ATTENTION. >> SO THIS YEAR, TO MAKE SURE

>> WE HATED ALL THE ATTENTION. >> SO THIS YEAR, TO MAKE SURE NOTHING CRAZY HAPPENS, THE

>> SO THIS YEAR, TO MAKE SURE NOTHING CRAZY HAPPENS, THE ACADEMY HIRED A NEW HEAD OF

NOTHING CRAZY HAPPENS, THE ACADEMY HIRED A NEW HEAD OF SECURITY NOTORIOUSLY CALM AND

ACADEMY HIRED A NEW HEAD OF SECURITY NOTORIOUSLY CALM AND SANE PERSON, MIKE TYSON.

SECURITY NOTORIOUSLY CALM AND SANE PERSON, MIKE TYSON. >> THANK YOU.

SANE PERSON, MIKE TYSON. >> THANK YOU. MY GOODNESS.

>> THANK YOU. MY GOODNESS. OH, WOW.

MY GOODNESS. OH, WOW. THANK YOU.

OH, WOW. THANK YOU. OH, MY GOODNESS.

THANK YOU. OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S SO NICE OF Y'ALL.

OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S SO NICE OF Y'ALL. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THAT'S SO NICE OF Y'ALL. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I AM READY TO HANDLE THE

THANK YOU SO MUCH. I AM READY TO HANDLE THE PROCEEDINGS JUDICIOUSLY AND EXPO

I AM READY TO HANDLE THE PROCEEDINGS JUDICIOUSLY AND EXPO DISHSLY.

PROCEEDINGS JUDICIOUSLY AND EXPO DISHSLY. THE FOLLOWING THINGS WILL SET MF

DISHSLY. THE FOLLOWING THINGS WILL SET MF CLAPPING, STATUES OF

THE FOLLOWING THINGS WILL SET MF CLAPPING, STATUES OF PE THAT LAST MORE

CLAPPING, STATUES OF PE THAT LAST MORE THAN TWO HOURS, AND ALSO HEARING

PE THAT LAST MORE THAN TWO HOURS, AND ALSO HEARING THE PH, THE MAGIC OF MOVIES.

THAN TWO HOURS, AND ALSO HEARING THE PH, THE MAGIC OF MOVIES. >> ARE THERE ANY NEW SECURITY

THE PH, THE MAGIC OF MOVIES. >> ARE THERE ANY NEW SECURITY MEASURES IN PLACE?

>> ARE THERE ANY NEW SECURITY MEASURES IN PLACE? >> THANK YOU FOR THAT QUESTION.

MEASURES IN PLACE? >> THANK YOU FOR THAT QUESTION. THIS YEAR, ALL THE NOMINEES HAVE

>> THANK YOU FOR THAT QUESTION. THIS YEAR, ALL THE NOMINEES HAVE BEEN GIVEN TASERS.

THIS YEAR, ALL THE NOMINEES HAVE BEEN GIVEN TASERS. ALL THE SEAT FLE HAVE BEEN

BEEN GIVEN TASERS. ALL THE SEAT FLE HAVE BEEN GIVEN GUNS, KIMMEL HAS

ALL THE SEAT FLE HAVE BEEN GIVEN GUNS, KIMMEL HAS GIVEN A FLAME THROWER.

GIVEN GUNS, KIMMEL HAS GIVEN A FLAME THROWER. >> AND NOT THAT WE'RE HOPING FOR

GIVEN A FLAME THROWER. >> AND NOT THAT WE'RE HOPING FOR THIS, BUT ARE YOU WORRIED WILL

>> AND NOT THAT WE'RE HOPING FOR THIS, BUT ARE YOU WORRIED WILL SMITH IS PLANNING A SECOND

THIS, BUT ARE YOU WORRIED WILL SMITH IS PLANNING A SECOND ATTACK?

SMITH IS PLANNING A SECOND ATTACK? >> YES.

ATTACK? >> YES. WE ARE PLANNING THAT THREAT VERY

>> YES. WE ARE PLANNING THAT THREAT VERY SERIOUSLY.

WE ARE PLANNING THAT THREAT VERY SERIOUSLY. LUCKILY, WE WERE ABLE TO SLIP

SERIOUSLY. LUCKILY, WE WERE ABLE TO SLIP ONE OF THOSE APPLE AIR TAGS INTO

LUCKILY, WE WERE ABLE TO SLIP ONE OF THOSE APPLE AIR TAGS INTO WILL SMITH'S POCKET.

ONE OF THOSE APPLE AIR TAGS INTO WILL SMITH'S POCKET. SO WE KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE WILL

WILL SMITH'S POCKET. SO WE KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE WILL BE AT ALL TIMES UNLESS HE

SO WE KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE WILL BE AT ALL TIMES UNLESS HE CHANGES HIS PANTS.

BE AT ALL TIMES UNLESS HE CHANGES HIS PANTS. STAY FROSTY, EVERYBODY.

CHANGES HIS PANTS. STAY FROSTY, EVERYBODY. >> UH-OH, I'M LEGIT SCARED.

STAY FROSTY, EVERYBODY. >> UH-OH, I'M LEGIT SCARED. >> AND NOW, OF COURSE, THE SHOW

>> UH-OH, I'M LEGIT SCARED. >> AND NOW, OF COURSE, THE SHOW HAS FACED A LOT OF COMPLAINTS

>> AND NOW, OF COURSE, THE SHOW HAS FACED A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT A LACK OF DIVERSITY.

HAS FACED A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT A LACK OF DIVERSITY. BUT REMEMBER, OSCAR TURNS 95

ABOUT A LACK OF DIVERSITY. BUT REMEMBER, OSCAR TURNS 95 THIS YEAR.

BUT REMEMBER, OSCAR TURNS 95 THIS YEAR. >> SO IF YOU THINK ABOUT HOW

THIS YEAR. >> SO IF YOU THINK ABOUT HOW RACIST AND SEXIST YOUR GRANDPA

>> SO IF YOU THINK ABOUT HOW RACIST AND SEXIST YOUR GRANDPA WAS AT 95, OSCAR'S LOOKING

RACIST AND SEXIST YOUR GRANDPA WAS AT 95, OSCAR'S LOOKING PRETTY DARN GOOD.

WAS AT 95, OSCAR'S LOOKING PRETTY DARN GOOD. >> SPEAKING OF LOOKING GOOD,

PRETTY DARN GOOD. >> SPEAKING OF LOOKING GOOD, IT'S FIRST TIME NOMINEE FOR BEST

>> SPEAKING OF LOOKING GOOD, IT'S FIRST TIME NOMINEE FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS, JAMIE LEE

IT'S FIRST TIME NOMINEE FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS, JAMIE LEE CURTIS.

SUPPORTING ACTRESS, JAMIE LEE CURTIS. >> I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW GREAT

CURTIS. >> I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW GREAT IS THIS?

>> I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW GREAT IS THIS? I SOLD YOGURT THAT MADE YOU

IS THIS? I SOLD YOGURT THAT MADE YOU POOP, AND NOW I'M NOMINATED!

I SOLD YOGURT THAT MADE YOU POOP, AND NOW I'M NOMINATED! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

POOP, AND NOW I'M NOMINATED! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN REFRESHINGLY DOWN TO EARTH THIS

>> NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN REFRESHINGLY DOWN TO EARTH THIS WHOLE AWARDS SEASON.

REFRESHINGLY DOWN TO EARTH THIS WHOLE AWARDS SEASON. WHO ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT?

WHOLE AWARDS SEASON. WHO ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT? >> KIRKLAND BY COSTCO.

WHO ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT? >> KIRKLAND BY COSTCO. >> JAMIE, YOU'VE ALSO BEEN SO

>> KIRKLAND BY COSTCO. >> JAMIE, YOU'VE ALSO BEEN SO VOCALLY SUPPORTIVE OF ALL YOUR

>> JAMIE, YOU'VE ALSO BEEN SO VOCALLY SUPPORTIVE OF ALL YOUR FELLOW NOMINEES.

VOCALLY SUPPORTIVE OF ALL YOUR FELLOW NOMINEES. >> WELL, BECAUSE THESE ACTRESSES

FELLOW NOMINEES. >> WELL, BECAUSE THESE ACTRESSES RULE!

>> WELL, BECAUSE THESE ACTRESSES RULE! CATE BLANCHETT, ARE YOU KIDDING

RULE! CATE BLANCHETT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

CATE BLANCHETT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SHE IS SO -- AM I ALLOWED TO

ME? SHE IS SO -- AM I ALLOWED TO CURSE?

SHE IS SO -- AM I ALLOWED TO CURSE? >> NO.

CURSE? >> NO. >> SHE IS SO -- HOT.

>> NO. >> SHE IS SO -- HOT. AND TAR, OH, MY GOD, TAR WAS

>> SHE IS SO -- HOT. AND TAR, OH, MY GOD, TAR WAS ICONIC, VIVACIOUS, QUEER, VAGUE,

AND TAR, OH, MY GOD, TAR WAS ICONIC, VIVACIOUS, QUEER, VAGUE, CONFUSING, LONG, PARTIALLY IN

ICONIC, VIVACIOUS, QUEER, VAGUE, CONFUSING, LONG, PARTIALLY IN GERMAN, AND IT WAS HANDS DOWN

CONFUSING, LONG, PARTIALLY IN GERMAN, AND IT WAS HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR.

GERMAN, AND IT WAS HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR. AND CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING IN.

THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR. AND CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING IN. >> I THINK YOU'RE GONNA.

AND CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING IN. >> I THINK YOU'RE GONNA. >> WHAT ARIANA DeBOSE DID AT THE

>> I THINK YOU'RE GONNA. >> WHAT ARIANA DeBOSE DID AT THE BAFTAS WAS FUN.

>> WHAT ARIANA DeBOSE DID AT THE BAFTAS WAS FUN. IT WAS BY FAR THE BEST RAP

BAFTAS WAS FUN. IT WAS BY FAR THE BEST RAP PERFORMANCE I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR.

IT WAS BY FAR THE BEST RAP PERFORMANCE I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR. IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

PERFORMANCE I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR. IT WAS INCREDIBLE. >> WELL, GOOD LUCK, AND HAVE FUN

IT WAS INCREDIBLE. >> WELL, GOOD LUCK, AND HAVE FUN TONIGHT.

>> WELL, GOOD LUCK, AND HAVE FUN TONIGHT. >> OH, NO.

TONIGHT. >> OH, NO. I'M ON MY WAY HOME.

>> OH, NO. I'M ON MY WAY HOME. IT'S WAY PAST MOMMY'S BEDTIME.

I'M ON MY WAY HOME. IT'S WAY PAST MOMMY'S BEDTIME. >> OH, I JUST LOVE HER.

IT'S WAY PAST MOMMY'S BEDTIME. >> OH, I JUST LOVE HER. NOW, ONE GROUP THAT DOESN'T

>> OH, I JUST LOVE HER. NOW, ONE GROUP THAT DOESN'T TRADITIONALLY WATCH THE OSCARS

NOW, ONE GROUP THAT DOESN'T TRADITIONALLY WATCH THE OSCARS ARE DEGENERATE GAMBLERS, AND

TRADITIONALLY WATCH THE OSCARS ARE DEGENERATE GAMBLERS, AND THAT'S WHY THIS YEAR, WE'RE

ARE DEGENERATE GAMBLERS, AND THAT'S WHY THIS YEAR, WE'RE PARTNERING WITH DRAFTKINGS.

THAT'S WHY THIS YEAR, WE'RE PARTNERING WITH DRAFTKINGS. WHAT'S THE LATEST UPDATE,

PARTNERING WITH DRAFTKINGS. WHAT'S THE LATEST UPDATE, FELLAS?

WHAT'S THE LATEST UPDATE, FELLAS? >> WELL, HERE ARE SOME OF THE

FELLAS? >> WELL, HERE ARE SOME OF THE LATEST BETTING LINES.

>> WELL, HERE ARE SOME OF THE LATEST BETTING LINES. THREE TO ONE ODDS THAT A YOUNG

LATEST BETTING LINES. THREE TO ONE ODDS THAT A YOUNG ACTOR BRINGS OUT AN OLD ACTOR IN

THREE TO ONE ODDS THAT A YOUNG ACTOR BRINGS OUT AN OLD ACTOR IN A WHEELCHAIR AND REGRETS IT

ACTOR BRINGS OUT AN OLD ACTOR IN A WHEELCHAIR AND REGRETS IT IMMEDIATELY.

A WHEELCHAIR AND REGRETS IT IMMEDIATELY. >> AND TEN TO ONE THAT SOMEONE

IMMEDIATELY. >> AND TEN TO ONE THAT SOMEONE IN THE END MEMORIAM IS STILL

>> AND TEN TO ONE THAT SOMEONE IN THE END MEMORIAM IS STILL ALIVE.

IN THE END MEMORIAM IS STILL ALIVE. >> WE'RE ALSO SEEING A LOT OF

ALIVE. >> WE'RE ALSO SEEING A LOT OF MOVEMENT IN THE WHO'S GOING TO

>> WE'RE ALSO SEEING A LOT OF MOVEMENT IN THE WHO'S GOING TO MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE POLL.

MOVEMENT IN THE WHO'S GOING TO MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE POLL. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE POLL. >> THAT'S RIGHT. SOME OF THE FAVORITE LONG SHOT

>> THAT'S RIGHT. SOME OF THE FAVORITE LONG SHOT PICK SOS FAR ARE CHRIS ROCK,

SOME OF THE FAVORITE LONG SHOT PICK SOS FAR ARE CHRIS ROCK, JARED FROM SUBWAY, ARMIE HAMMER,

PICK SOS FAR ARE CHRIS ROCK, JARED FROM SUBWAY, ARMIE HAMMER, THE JUDGES THAT OVERTURNED ROE V

JARED FROM SUBWAY, ARMIE HAMMER, THE JUDGES THAT OVERTURNED ROE V WADE, GEORGE SANTOS PRETENDING

THE JUDGES THAT OVERTURNED ROE V WADE, GEORGE SANTOS PRETENDING TO BE TOM CRUISE.

WADE, GEORGE SANTOS PRETENDING TO BE TOM CRUISE. AND HARVEY WEINSTEIN INTRODUCES

TO BE TOM CRUISE. AND HARVEY WEINSTEIN INTRODUCES KANYE WEST.

AND HARVEY WEINSTEIN INTRODUCES KANYE WEST. >> WOW.

KANYE WEST. >> WOW. A GIRL CAN DREAM.

>> WOW. A GIRL CAN DREAM. BUT HOLD THAT THOUGHT BECAUSE

A GIRL CAN DREAM. BUT HOLD THAT THOUGHT BECAUSE I'M TOLD WE HAVE THE STARS OF

BUT HOLD THAT THOUGHT BECAUSE I'M TOLD WE HAVE THE STARS OF THE BANSHEES COLIN FARRELLND

I'M TOLD WE HAVE THE STARS OF THE BANSHEES COLIN FARRELLND BRENDAN DEGREESON.

THE BANSHEES COLIN FARRELLND BRENDAN DEGREESON. HOW DO YOU GUYS LIKE YOUR

BRENDAN DEGREESON. HOW DO YOU GUYS LIKE YOUR CHANCES TONIGHT?

HOW DO YOU GUYS LIKE YOUR CHANCES TONIGHT? >> YOU KNOW, WORDS FOR TROOPS IN

CHANCES TONIGHT? >> YOU KNOW, WORDS FOR TROOPS IN THE BAY.

>> YOU KNOW, WORDS FOR TROOPS IN THE BAY.

THE BAY.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] >> WOW.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] >> WOW. AND THEY HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED

>> WOW. AND THEY HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED DRINKING YET.

AND THEY HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED DRINKING YET. >> AND THIS IS SO EXCITING.

DRINKING YET. >> AND THIS IS SO EXCITING. I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE MICHELLE

>> AND THIS IS SO EXCITING. I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE MICHELLE WILLIAMS.

I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE MICHELLE WILLIAMS. >> CLOSE.

WILLIAMS. >> CLOSE. IT'S MICHELLE WILLIAMS' JEWISH

>> CLOSE. IT'S MICHELLE WILLIAMS' JEWISH ACTING COACH FOR THE FABLEMANS.

IT'S MICHELLE WILLIAMS' JEWISH ACTING COACH FOR THE FABLEMANS. >> HELLO.

ACTING COACH FOR THE FABLEMANS. >> HELLO. IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE HERE EVEN

>> HELLO. IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE HERE EVEN THOUGH MY HAIR IS -- BUT, I'M

IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE HERE EVEN THOUGH MY HAIR IS -- BUT, I'M HERE.

THOUGH MY HAIR IS -- BUT, I'M HERE. >> SO WAS THE FABLEMAN'S YOUR

HERE. >> SO WAS THE FABLEMAN'S YOUR FIRST HOLLYWOOD PROJECT?

>> SO WAS THE FABLEMAN'S YOUR FIRST HOLLYWOOD PROJECT? >> OH, SWEETIE, NO.

FIRST HOLLYWOOD PROJECT? >> OH, SWEETIE, NO. I WAS ALSO THAT JEWISH ACTING

>> OH, SWEETIE, NO. I WAS ALSO THAT JEWISH ACTING COACH FOR MARVELOUS MISS MAISEL,

I WAS ALSO THAT JEWISH ACTING COACH FOR MARVELOUS MISS MAISEL, AND WEIRDLYOR AVATAR.

COACH FOR MARVELOUS MISS MAISEL, AND WEIRDLYOR AVATAR. I BELIEVE WE HAVE A PHOTO.

AND WEIRDLYOR AVATAR. I BELIEVE WE HAVE A PHOTO. >> AND HOW DID YOU THINK THAT

I BELIEVE WE HAVE A PHOTO. >> AND HOW DID YOU THINK THAT MICHELLE'S PERFORMANCE TURNED

>> AND HOW DID YOU THINK THAT MICHELLE'S PERFORMANCE TURNED OUT?

MICHELLE'S PERFORMANCE TURNED OUT? >> OH, SHE WAS AMAZING.

OUT? >> OH, SHE WAS AMAZING. AND IF I CLOSE MY EYES AND EARS,

>> OH, SHE WAS AMAZING. AND IF I CLOSE MY EYES AND EARS, I THINK SHE IS JEWISH.

AND IF I CLOSE MY EYES AND EARS, I THINK SHE IS JEWISH. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE

I THINK SHE IS JEWISH. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO FIND MY ACTING COACH,

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO FIND MY ACTING COACH, CHUCK SCHUMER.

TO GO FIND MY ACTING COACH, CHUCK SCHUMER. >> WOW, I LOD GETTING THAT

CHUCK SCHUMER. >> WOW, I LOD GETTING THAT INCITE.

>> WOW, I LOD GETTING THAT INCITE. >> AND FINALLY, THIS IS A

INCITE. >> AND FINALLY, THIS IS A SURPRISE, BUT WE ARE JOINED BY

>> AND FINALLY, THIS IS A SURPRISE, BUT WE ARE JOINED BY THE ONE AND ONLY TOM CRUISE.

SURPRISE, BUT WE ARE JOINED BY THE ONE AND ONLY TOM CRUISE. >> HELLO.

THE ONE AND ONLY TOM CRUISE. >> HELLO. HI.

>> HELLO. HI. HI.

HI. HI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S TOM CRUISE HERE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S TOM CRUISE HERE. WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.

IT'S TOM CRUISE HERE. WONDERFUL TO BE HERE. >> OH, MY GOD.

WONDERFUL TO BE HERE. >> OH, MY GOD. IT'S GEORGE SANTOS.

>> OH, MY GOD. IT'S GEORGE SANTOS. >> NO, NO.

IT'S GEORGE SANTOS. >> NO, NO. I'M DEFINITELY THOMAS Q. CRUISE.

>> NO, NO. I'M DEFINITELY THOMAS Q. CRUISE. STAR OF THIS YEAR'S BLOCK BUSTER

I'M DEFINITELY THOMAS Q. CRUISE. STAR OF THIS YEAR'S BLOCK BUSTER FILM "TOP GUN" 2, TOP BOTTOM.

STAR OF THIS YEAR'S BLOCK BUSTER FILM "TOP GUN" 2, TOP BOTTOM. >> GEORGE, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING

FILM "TOP GUN" 2, TOP BOTTOM. >> GEORGE, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

>> GEORGE, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. >> YEAH.

ANYONE. >> YEAH. EXCEPT I DID, AND NOW I'M IN

>> YEAH. EXCEPT I DID, AND NOW I'M IN CONGRESS.

EXCEPT I DID, AND NOW I'M IN CONGRESS. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE

CONGRESS. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TOO BE EVERY EVERYWHERE ALL

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TOO BE EVERY EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE.

TOO BE EVERY EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE. >> OKAY.

AT ONCE. >> OKAY. HE'S A HOOT.

>> OKAY. HE'S A HOOT. HE'S A HOOT.

HE'S A HOOT. HE'S A HOOT. >> NOW, LET'S TAKE A QUICK

HE'S A HOOT. >> NOW, LET'S TAKE A QUICK BREAK, AND WHEN WE RETURN, WE'LL

>> NOW, LET'S TAKE A QUICK BREAK, AND WHEN WE RETURN, WE'LL BE TALKING WITH PINOCCHIO.

BREAK, AND WHEN WE RETURN, WE'LL BE TALKING WITH PINOCCHIO. >> I'M GOING TO SCARE SO MANY

BE TALKING WITH PINOCCHIO. >> I'M GOING TO SCARE SO MANY KIDS.

>> I'M GOING TO SCARE SO MANY KIDS. >> AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

KIDS. >> AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

>> AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! >> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY

SATURDAY NIGHT! >> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH --

FEATURING --

MUSICAL GUEST -- THE 1975. AND YOUR HOST, JENNA ORTEGA. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JENNA

AND YOUR HOST, JENNA ORTEGA. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JENNA ORTEGA!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JENNA ORTEGA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH. I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.

THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH. I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. MY NAME IS JENNA ORTEGA.

I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. MY NAME IS JENNA ORTEGA. I'M 20 YEARS OLD, WHICH MAKES ME

MY NAME IS JENNA ORTEGA. I'M 20 YEARS OLD, WHICH MAKES ME THE YOUNGEST HOST THIS SEASON.

I'M 20 YEARS OLD, WHICH MAKES ME THE YOUNGEST HOST THIS SEASON. I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN ACTING

THE YOUNGEST HOST THIS SEASON. I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN ACTING SINCE I WAS SEVEN WHEN MY MOM

I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN ACTING SINCE I WAS SEVEN WHEN MY MOM PUT ME ON FACEBOOK.

SINCE I WAS SEVEN WHEN MY MOM PUT ME ON FACEBOOK. I WAS IN "WEDNESDAY ", "X" AND

PUT ME ON FACEBOOK. I WAS IN "WEDNESDAY ", "X" AND NOW "SCREAM 6."

I WAS IN "WEDNESDAY ", "X" AND NOW "SCREAM 6." A LOT OF PEOPLE ASSUME I AM DARK

NOW "SCREAM 6." A LOT OF PEOPLE ASSUME I AM DARK AND TWISTED BECAUSE OF THESE

A LOT OF PEOPLE ASSUME I AM DARK AND TWISTED BECAUSE OF THESE ROLES I PLAY.

AND TWISTED BECAUSE OF THESE ROLES I PLAY. I'M NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.

ROLES I PLAY. I'M NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL. I THINK THERE'S JUST SOMETHING

I'M NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL. I THINK THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT MY FACE WHEN PEOPLE SEE

I THINK THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT MY FACE WHEN PEOPLE SEE IT, THEY'RE LIKE LET'S THROW

ABOUT MY FACE WHEN PEOPLE SEE IT, THEY'RE LIKE LET'S THROW BLOOD ON THAT.

IT, THEY'RE LIKE LET'S THROW BLOOD ON THAT. BUT I WASN'T ALWAYS IN HORROR

BLOOD ON THAT. BUT I WASN'T ALWAYS IN HORROR FILMS.

BUT I WASN'T ALWAYS IN HORROR FILMS. MY FIRST ACTING ROLE WAS IN A

FILMS. MY FIRST ACTING ROLE WAS IN A COLGATE TOOTH PASTE COMMERCIAL

MY FIRST ACTING ROLE WAS IN A COLGATE TOOTH PASTE COMMERCIAL WHEN I WAS NINE.

COLGATE TOOTH PASTE COMMERCIAL WHEN I WAS NINE. >> WANT TO CATCH THOSE LITTLE

WHEN I WAS NINE. >> WANT TO CATCH THOSE LITTLE NASTIES, YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE

>> WANT TO CATCH THOSE LITTLE NASTIES, YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE GERMS THAT HIDE IN YOUR MOUTH?

NASTIES, YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE GERMS THAT HIDE IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL BE BACK TONIGHT, INVISIBLE

GERMS THAT HIDE IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL BE BACK TONIGHT, INVISIBLE NASTIES.

I'LL BE BACK TONIGHT, INVISIBLE NASTIES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

NASTIES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I AM STILL THAT EXACT SAME

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I AM STILL THAT EXACT SAME GIRL.

>> I AM STILL THAT EXACT SAME GIRL. SAME ONE.

GIRL. SAME ONE. IT'S JUST THAT SCARY MUSIC AND

SAME ONE. IT'S JUST THAT SCARY MUSIC AND EDITING CAN MAKE ANYTHING SEEM

IT'S JUST THAT SCARY MUSIC AND EDITING CAN MAKE ANYTHING SEEM LIKE A HORROR FILM.

EDITING CAN MAKE ANYTHING SEEM LIKE A HORROR FILM. WATCH.

LIKE A HORROR FILM. WATCH. >> WANT TO HELP ME CATCH AN

WATCH. >> WANT TO HELP ME CATCH AN INVISIBLE GERM?

>> WANT TO HELP ME CATCH AN INVISIBLE GERM? I'LL BE BACK TONIGHT, INVISIBLE

INVISIBLE GERM? I'LL BE BACK TONIGHT, INVISIBLE NASTIES.

I'LL BE BACK TONIGHT, INVISIBLE NASTIES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

NASTIES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I LOVE HORROR MOVIES, BUT

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I LOVE HORROR MOVIES, BUT HONESTLY, I DON'T GET SCARED

>> I LOVE HORROR MOVIES, BUT HONESTLY, I DON'T GET SCARED VERY EASILY.

HONESTLY, I DON'T GET SCARED VERY EASILY. PART OF THE REASON I WANTED TO

VERY EASILY. PART OF THE REASON I WANTED TO HOST SNL IS I WANTED TO FACE MY

PART OF THE REASON I WANTED TO HOST SNL IS I WANTED TO FACE MY BIGGEST PEER.

HOST SNL IS I WANTED TO FACE MY BIGGEST PEER. HAPPY EXTROVERTED PEOPLE ALWAYS

BIGGEST PEER. HAPPY EXTROVERTED PEOPLE ALWAYS TRYING TO PERFORM.

HAPPY EXTROVERTED PEOPLE ALWAYS TRYING TO PERFORM. EVERYONE HERE HAS BEEN SO KIND,

TRYING TO PERFORM. EVERYONE HERE HAS BEEN SO KIND, AND THIS WEEK HAS BEEN A DREAM

EVERYONE HERE HAS BEEN SO KIND, AND THIS WEEK HAS BEEN A DREAM COME TRUE.

AND THIS WEEK HAS BEEN A DREAM COME TRUE. I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF FRIENDS

COME TRUE. I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TONIGHT, INCLUDING ONE OF MY

I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TONIGHT, INCLUDING ONE OF MY COSTARS FROM "WEDNESDAY", FRED

TONIGHT, INCLUDING ONE OF MY COSTARS FROM "WEDNESDAY", FRED ARMISON.

COSTARS FROM "WEDNESDAY", FRED ARMISON. >> DON'T LET ME DISTRACT YOU.

ARMISON. >> DON'T LET ME DISTRACT YOU. I'M JUST HERE TO WATCH WITH

>> DON'T LET ME DISTRACT YOU. I'M JUST HERE TO WATCH WITH THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE BELOW ME.

I'M JUST HERE TO WATCH WITH THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE BELOW ME. >> DID YOU WANT TO COME UP AND

THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE BELOW ME. >> DID YOU WANT TO COME UP AND JOIN ME ON STAGE?

>> DID YOU WANT TO COME UP AND JOIN ME ON STAGE? >> ME, GO UP THERE IN FRONT OF

JOIN ME ON STAGE? >> ME, GO UP THERE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS?

>> ME, GO UP THERE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS? I COULD NEVER.

THE CAMERAS? I COULD NEVER. >> I'M SORRY.

I COULD NEVER. >> I'M SORRY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

>> I'M SORRY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO. >> FINE, I WILL.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO. >> FINE, I WILL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> FINE, I WILL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WOW.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WOW. SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO

WOW. SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> YOU WERE ON THE SHOW FOR 11

BE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> YOU WERE ON THE SHOW FOR 11 SEASONS.

>> YOU WERE ON THE SHOW FOR 11 SEASONS. >> THAT'S SWEET.

SEASONS. >> THAT'S SWEET. THANK YOU.

>> THAT'S SWEET. THANK YOU. >> SERIOUSLY, FRED, I AM SO

THANK YOU. >> SERIOUSLY, FRED, I AM SO HONORED THAT YOU'RE HERE.

>> SERIOUSLY, FRED, I AM SO HONORED THAT YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE THE REASON I STARTED

HONORED THAT YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE THE REASON I STARTED WATCHING SNL ACTUALLY.

YOU'RE THE REASON I STARTED WATCHING SNL ACTUALLY. MY FAVORITE SKETCH OF ALL TIME

WATCHING SNL ACTUALLY. MY FAVORITE SKETCH OF ALL TIME IS THE CALIFORNIANS.

MY FAVORITE SKETCH OF ALL TIME IS THE CALIFORNIANS. >> THANKS, JENNA.

IS THE CALIFORNIANS. >> THANKS, JENNA. THAT'S SO NICE.

>> THANKS, JENNA. THAT'S SO NICE. YOU KNOW, THE ORIGINAL IDEA CAME

THAT'S SO NICE. YOU KNOW, THE ORIGINAL IDEA CAME TO ME BECAUSE I WAS GIVING

YOU KNOW, THE ORIGINAL IDEA CAME TO ME BECAUSE I WAS GIVING DIRECTIONS --

TO ME BECAUSE I WAS GIVING DIRECTIONS -- >> WE FIGURED IT WAS SOMETHING

DIRECTIONS -- >> WE FIGURED IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> WE FIGURED IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT. IT'S ALL GOOD.

LIKE THAT. IT'S ALL GOOD. THANK YOU, FRED.

IT'S ALL GOOD. THANK YOU, FRED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THANK YOU, FRED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LIKE I SAID, THIS FEELS LIKE A

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LIKE I SAID, THIS FEELS LIKE A DREAM.

LIKE I SAID, THIS FEELS LIKE A DREAM. WHEN I WAS A KID, I WASN'T OLD

DREAM. WHEN I WAS A KID, I WASN'T OLD ENOUGH TO WATCH SNL YET, SO I

WHEN I WAS A KID, I WASN'T OLD ENOUGH TO WATCH SNL YET, SO I TOOK A TOUR OF THE SNL STUDIO

ENOUGH TO WATCH SNL YET, SO I TOOK A TOUR OF THE SNL STUDIO WITH MY PARENTS LIKE SIX YEARS

TOOK A TOUR OF THE SNL STUDIO WITH MY PARENTS LIKE SIX YEARS AGO, AND THEY SAID, MAN,

WITH MY PARENTS LIKE SIX YEARS AGO, AND THEY SAID, MAN, WOULDN'T IT BE AMAZING IF YOU

AGO, AND THEY SAID, MAN, WOULDN'T IT BE AMAZING IF YOU HOSTED SOME DAY, AND IT SEEMED

WOULDN'T IT BE AMAZING IF YOU HOSTED SOME DAY, AND IT SEEMED IMPOSSIBLE THEN, BUT NOW I'M

HOSTED SOME DAY, AND IT SEEMED IMPOSSIBLE THEN, BUT NOW I'M HERE TONIGHT, AND MY PARENTS ARE

IMPOSSIBLE THEN, BUT NOW I'M HERE TONIGHT, AND MY PARENTS ARE IN THE AUDIENCE, AND THEY GET TO

HERE TONIGHT, AND MY PARENTS ARE IN THE AUDIENCE, AND THEY GET TO HEAR ME SAY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW

IN THE AUDIENCE, AND THEY GET TO HEAR ME SAY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOIG

>>> WELCOME EVERYBODY TO SCHOOL VERSUS SCHOOL WHERE TEACHERS TEAM UP WITH THEIR STAR STUDENTS

VERSUS SCHOOL WHERE TEACHERS TEAM UP WITH THEIR STAR STUDENTS TO WIN BIG BUCKS.

TEAM UP WITH THEIR STAR STUDENTS TO WIN BIG BUCKS. I'M YOUR HOST JAY McCORMICK.

TO WIN BIG BUCKS. I'M YOUR HOST JAY McCORMICK. I WAS THE KEY WITNESS IN A

I'M YOUR HOST JAY McCORMICK. I WAS THE KEY WITNESS IN A HARASSMENT TRIAL OF THIS SHOW'S

I WAS THE KEY WITNESS IN A HARASSMENT TRIAL OF THIS SHOW'S COVID REPRESENTATIVE WHO SWABBED

HARASSMENT TRIAL OF THIS SHOW'S COVID REPRESENTATIVE WHO SWABBED MY ANUS IN LIEU OF MY NOSE EVERY

COVID REPRESENTATIVE WHO SWABBED MY ANUS IN LIEU OF MY NOSE EVERY DAY FOR FIVE MONTHS, BUT THAT'S

MY ANUS IN LIEU OF MY NOSE EVERY DAY FOR FIVE MONTHS, BUT THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST NOW, SO LET'S

DAY FOR FIVE MONTHS, BUT THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST NOW, SO LET'S MEET OUR TEAMS.

ALL IN THE PAST NOW, SO LET'S MEET OUR TEAMS. FROM WEST GROVE HIGH IN NEW

MEET OUR TEAMS. FROM WEST GROVE HIGH IN NEW JERSEY, TEACHER SHEILA CASHMAN

FROM WEST GROVE HIGH IN NEW JERSEY, TEACHER SHEILA CASHMAN AND HER STUDENTS GABE AND MANNY.

JERSEY, TEACHER SHEILA CASHMAN AND HER STUDENTS GABE AND MANNY. I'M TOLD YOUR SCHOOL HAS ONE OF

AND HER STUDENTS GABE AND MANNY. I'M TOLD YOUR SCHOOL HAS ONE OF THE BEST SCIENCE DEPARTMENTS IN

I'M TOLD YOUR SCHOOL HAS ONE OF THE BEST SCIENCE DEPARTMENTS IN THE COUNTRY.

THE BEST SCIENCE DEPARTMENTS IN THE COUNTRY. >> YES, AND YOU CAN SAY IT'S A

THE COUNTRY. >> YES, AND YOU CAN SAY IT'S A PLUS.

>> YES, AND YOU CAN SAY IT'S A PLUS. >> YEAH, THAT'S CUTE.

PLUS. >> YEAH, THAT'S CUTE. NOW LET'S MEET THEIR OPPONENTS

>> YEAH, THAT'S CUTE. NOW LET'S MEET THEIR OPPONENTS FROM PROFESSOR ZANDER'S ACADEMY

NOW LET'S MEET THEIR OPPONENTS FROM PROFESSOR ZANDER'S ACADEMY FOR EXTRAORDINARY CHILDREN,

FROM PROFESSOR ZANDER'S ACADEMY FOR EXTRAORDINARY CHILDREN, PROFESSOR CHANDLISS ZANDER AND

FOR EXTRAORDINARY CHILDREN, PROFESSOR CHANDLISS ZANDER AND HIS STUDENTS ZENA AND KNOCKOUT.

PROFESSOR CHANDLISS ZANDER AND HIS STUDENTS ZENA AND KNOCKOUT. IT SAYS HERE THAT YOUR SCHOOL IS

HIS STUDENTS ZENA AND KNOCKOUT. IT SAYS HERE THAT YOUR SCHOOL IS A 100 ROOM VICTORIAN MANSION

IT SAYS HERE THAT YOUR SCHOOL IS A 100 ROOM VICTORIAN MANSION LOCATED WITHIN A 10,000 ACRE

A 100 ROOM VICTORIAN MANSION LOCATED WITHIN A 10,000 ACRE PRIVATE FOREST.

LOCATED WITHIN A 10,000 ACRE PRIVATE FOREST. >> THAT IS CORRECT.

PRIVATE FOREST. >> THAT IS CORRECT. WE NEED AMPLE SPACE IN WHICH TO

>> THAT IS CORRECT. WE NEED AMPLE SPACE IN WHICH TO TRAIN OUR STUDENTS TO HARNESS

WE NEED AMPLE SPACE IN WHICH TO TRAIN OUR STUDENTS TO HARNESS THEIR INCREDIBLE GIFTS.

TRAIN OUR STUDENTS TO HARNESS THEIR INCREDIBLE GIFTS. >> IF MY GIFTS ARE SO

THEIR INCREDIBLE GIFTS. >> IF MY GIFTS ARE SO INCREDIBLE, THEN WHY WON'T YOU

>> IF MY GIFTS ARE SO INCREDIBLE, THEN WHY WON'T YOU LET ME USE THEM?

INCREDIBLE, THEN WHY WON'T YOU LET ME USE THEM? >> BECAUSE YOU CANNOT YET

LET ME USE THEM? >> BECAUSE YOU CANNOT YET CONTROL THEM, CHILD!

>> BECAUSE YOU CANNOT YET CONTROL THEM, CHILD! >> OKEYDOKEY.

CONTROL THEM, CHILD! >> OKEYDOKEY. LET'S JUST GET TO THE GAME.

>> OKEYDOKEY. LET'S JUST GET TO THE GAME. ARE WE FEELING CONFIDENT TEAM

LET'S JUST GET TO THE GAME. ARE WE FEELING CONFIDENT TEAM SNS.

ARE WE FEELING CONFIDENT TEAM SNS. >> HECK YEAH.

SNS. >> HECK YEAH. PROFESSOR ZANDER'S ACADEMY,

>> HECK YEAH. PROFESSOR ZANDER'S ACADEMY, YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

PROFESSOR ZANDER'S ACADEMY, YOU'RE GOING DOWN. >> WE COULD ENSLAVE YOU!

YOU'RE GOING DOWN. >> WE COULD ENSLAVE YOU! >> NO!

>> WE COULD ENSLAVE YOU! >> NO! >> WELL, THAT'S FUN.

>> NO! >> WELL, THAT'S FUN. ALL RIGHT.

>> WELL, THAT'S FUN. ALL RIGHT. FIRST QUESTION GETS CONTROL OF

ALL RIGHT. FIRST QUESTION GETS CONTROL OF THE BOARD.

FIRST QUESTION GETS CONTROL OF THE BOARD. NAME FOR A RANDOM MODIFICATION

THE BOARD. NAME FOR A RANDOM MODIFICATION OF DNA FROM PARENT TO OFFSPRING.

NAME FOR A RANDOM MODIFICATION OF DNA FROM PARENT TO OFFSPRING. ZENA.

OF DNA FROM PARENT TO OFFSPRING. ZENA. >> MUTATION.

ZENA. >> MUTATION. >> CORRECT.

>> MUTATION. >> CORRECT. >> OH, YES, MUTATION IS A TOPIC

>> CORRECT. >> OH, YES, MUTATION IS A TOPIC IN WHICH WE ARE WELL-VERSED.

>> OH, YES, MUTATION IS A TOPIC IN WHICH WE ARE WELL-VERSED. >> IT'S WHY THEY HATE US.

IN WHICH WE ARE WELL-VERSED. >> IT'S WHY THEY HATE US. >> ZENA.

>> IT'S WHY THEY HATE US. >> ZENA. >> THEY THINK WE'RE FREAKS!

>> ZENA. >> THEY THINK WE'RE FREAKS! >> ENOUGH, CHILD!

>> THEY THINK WE'RE FREAKS! >> ENOUGH, CHILD! >> ALL RIGHT.

>> ENOUGH, CHILD! >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, ZENA, YOU HAVE A CHANCE

>> ALL RIGHT. WELL, ZENA, YOU HAVE A CHANCE FOR EXTRA CREDIT.

WELL, ZENA, YOU HAVE A CHANCE FOR EXTRA CREDIT. THE SUBJECT IS ENGLISH LIT.

FOR EXTRA CREDIT. THE SUBJECT IS ENGLISH LIT. HOW'S YOUR SCHOOL'S ENGLISH

THE SUBJECT IS ENGLISH LIT. HOW'S YOUR SCHOOL'S ENGLISH DEPARTMENT?

HOW'S YOUR SCHOOL'S ENGLISH DEPARTMENT? >> OUR CURRICULUM FOCUSES MORE

DEPARTMENT? >> OUR CURRICULUM FOCUSES MORE ON HARNESSING OUR STUDENTS'

>> OUR CURRICULUM FOCUSES MORE ON HARNESSING OUR STUDENTS' ABILITIES.

ON HARNESSING OUR STUDENTS' ABILITIES. >> YOU ALWAYS DOUBT ME.

ABILITIES. >> YOU ALWAYS DOUBT ME. ASK YOUR QUESTION.

>> YOU ALWAYS DOUBT ME. ASK YOUR QUESTION. >> OKAY THEN.

ASK YOUR QUESTION. >> OKAY THEN. TO BE OR NOT TO BE IS SPOKEN BY

>> OKAY THEN. TO BE OR NOT TO BE IS SPOKEN BY WHICH SHAKESPEARIAN PROTAGONIST?

TO BE OR NOT TO BE IS SPOKEN BY WHICH SHAKESPEARIAN PROTAGONIST? >> TOBY.

WHICH SHAKESPEARIAN PROTAGONIST? >> TOBY. >> WRONG.

>> TOBY. >> WRONG. >> I FAILED!

>> WRONG. >> I FAILED! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE ALL

>> I FAILED! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING? THE FREAK FAILED?

THINKING? THE FREAK FAILED? >> NO, I PROMISE YOU, SWEETIE.

THE FREAK FAILED? >> NO, I PROMISE YOU, SWEETIE. NO ONE IS THINKING THAT.

>> NO, I PROMISE YOU, SWEETIE. NO ONE IS THINKING THAT. >> OH, YOU LIE, YOU PATHETIC

NO ONE IS THINKING THAT. >> OH, YOU LIE, YOU PATHETIC HUMAN!

>> OH, YOU LIE, YOU PATHETIC HUMAN! >> ZENA, NO, YOU COULD KILL HER!

HUMAN! >> ZENA, NO, YOU COULD KILL HER! >> HEY, ALL RIGHT.

>> ZENA, NO, YOU COULD KILL HER! >> HEY, ALL RIGHT. HEY!

>> HEY, ALL RIGHT. HEY! NOW, I JUST GOT BLASTED AND HIT

HEY! NOW, I JUST GOT BLASTED AND HIT IN THE FACE WITH WHAT I CAN ONLY

NOW, I JUST GOT BLASTED AND HIT IN THE FACE WITH WHAT I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS ELECTRIC WIND.

IN THE FACE WITH WHAT I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS ELECTRIC WIND. BUT SINCE NO POINTS WERE

DESCRIBE AS ELECTRIC WIND. BUT SINCE NO POINTS WERE AWARDED, CONTROL NOW GOES OVER

BUT SINCE NO POINTS WERE AWARDED, CONTROL NOW GOES OVER TO WEST GROVE HIGH WHO ARE YET

AWARDED, CONTROL NOW GOES OVER TO WEST GROVE HIGH WHO ARE YET TO GET ON THE BOARD.

TO WEST GROVE HIGH WHO ARE YET TO GET ON THE BOARD. ALL RIGHT, WEST GROVE, HERE'S

TO GET ON THE BOARD. ALL RIGHT, WEST GROVE, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.

ALL RIGHT, WEST GROVE, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION. NAME THE TRIANGLE WHICH HAS

YOUR QUESTION. NAME THE TRIANGLE WHICH HAS THREE SIDES EQUAL OF LENGTH.

NAME THE TRIANGLE WHICH HAS THREE SIDES EQUAL OF LENGTH. >> I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING

THREE SIDES EQUAL OF LENGTH. >> I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR TEACHER.

>> I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR TEACHER. >> OKAY.

WRONG WITH OUR TEACHER. >> OKAY. NO POINTS THERE.

>> OKAY. NO POINTS THERE. CONTROL BACK TO PROVFESSOR

NO POINTS THERE. CONTROL BACK TO PROVFESSOR ZANDER'S SCHOO I GUESS.

CONTROL BACK TO PROVFESSOR ZANDER'S SCHOO I GUESS. >> LET ME INTO YOUR MIND.

ZANDER'S SCHOO I GUESS. >> LET ME INTO YOUR MIND. >> I CAN FIGURE IT OUT ON MY

>> LET ME INTO YOUR MIND. >> I CAN FIGURE IT OUT ON MY OWN!

>> I CAN FIGURE IT OUT ON MY OWN! >> I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, ZENA!

OWN! >> I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, ZENA! >> GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

>> I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, ZENA! >> GET OUT OF MY HEAD! >> STOP FIGHTING!

>> GET OUT OF MY HEAD! >> STOP FIGHTING! >> GET ON OUT OF HERE.

>> STOP FIGHTING! >> GET ON OUT OF HERE. WE WERE LOOKING FOR EQUAL

>> GET ON OUT OF HERE. WE WERE LOOKING FOR EQUAL LATERAL TRIANGLE.

WE WERE LOOKING FOR EQUAL LATERAL TRIANGLE. >> I SHOULDN'T BE HERE!

LATERAL TRIANGLE. >> I SHOULDN'T BE HERE! I SHOULD BE ON THE TEAM USING MY

>> I SHOULDN'T BE HERE! I SHOULD BE ON THE TEAM USING MY POWERS.

I SHOULD BE ON THE TEAM USING MY POWERS. >> YOU ARE NOT READY, CHILD!

POWERS. >> YOU ARE NOT READY, CHILD! >> ALL RIGHT.

>> YOU ARE NOT READY, CHILD! >> ALL RIGHT. WE JUST GOING TO TAKE A BREAK,

>> ALL RIGHT. WE JUST GOING TO TAKE A BREAK, LET THINGS CALM DOWN AND SEE IF

WE JUST GOING TO TAKE A BREAK, LET THINGS CALM DOWN AND SEE IF WE CAN GET THAT LADY'S BRAIN

LET THINGS CALM DOWN AND SEE IF WE CAN GET THAT LADY'S BRAIN BACK ONLINE.

WE CAN GET THAT LADY'S BRAIN BACK ONLINE. THIS IS JAY McCORMICK REMINDING

BACK ONLINE. THIS IS JAY McCORMICK REMINDING YOU THAT COVID SWABS GO IN THE

THIS IS JAY McCORMICK REMINDING YOU THAT COVID SWABS GO IN THE NOSE AND NOT THE KEISTER.

YOU THAT COVID SWABS GO IN THE NOSE AND NOT THE KEISTER. FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.

NOSE AND NOT THE KEISTER. FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME EVERY DAY FOR FIVE

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME EVERY DAY FOR FIVE MONTHS, SHAME ON ME.

FOOL ME EVERY DAY FOR FIVE MONTHS, SHAME ON ME. KEEP IT RIGHT HERE.

MONTHS, SHAME ON ME. KEEP IT RIGHT HERE. >>> I'VE JUST BEEN DOING A LOT

KEEP IT RIGHT HERE. >>> I'VE JUST BEEN DOING A LOT OF PRESS AND THESE DIFFERENT

>>> I'VE JUST BEEN DOING A LOT OF PRESS AND THESE DIFFERENT JOBS, AND DON'T GET ME WRONG.

OF PRESS AND THESE DIFFERENT JOBS, AND DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M REALLY, REALLY GRATEFUL.

JOBS, AND DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M REALLY, REALLY GRATEFUL. I'M STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE

I'M REALLY, REALLY GRATEFUL. I'M STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE BURNT OUT.

I'M STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE BURNT OUT. >> THAT SUCKS.

BURNT OUT. >> THAT SUCKS. MARK, ARE YOU READY WITH THE

>> THAT SUCKS. MARK, ARE YOU READY WITH THE PLAY LIST?

MARK, ARE YOU READY WITH THE PLAY LIST? >> AND I GOT THE SLURPIES!

PLAY LIST? >> AND I GOT THE SLURPIES! >> DUDE, NICE.

>> AND I GOT THE SLURPIES! >> DUDE, NICE. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

>> DUDE, NICE. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? >> WE'RE GOING ON A BEAUTIFUL

>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? >> WE'RE GOING ON A BEAUTIFUL CROSS-COUNTRY AMERICAN ROAD

>> WE'RE GOING ON A BEAUTIFUL CROSS-COUNTRY AMERICAN ROAD TRIP.

CROSS-COUNTRY AMERICAN ROAD TRIP. >> JUST US AND THE OPEN ROAD.

TRIP. >> JUST US AND THE OPEN ROAD. GOING TO BE AWESOME.

>> JUST US AND THE OPEN ROAD. GOING TO BE AWESOME. >> WAIT, CAN I COME?

GOING TO BE AWESOME. >> WAIT, CAN I COME? ♪

>> WAIT, CAN I COME? ♪ ♪ HIT THE OPEN ROAD AND CATCH A

♪ ♪ HIT THE OPEN ROAD AND CATCH A RIDE, ARMS GETTING TAN ON THE

♪ HIT THE OPEN ROAD AND CATCH A RIDE, ARMS GETTING TAN ON THE SUNNY SIDE ♪

RIDE, ARMS GETTING TAN ON THE SUNNY SIDE ♪ ♪ I'M ON THE WHEEL, I'M ON NAV,

SUNNY SIDE ♪ ♪ I'M ON THE WHEEL, I'M ON NAV, I'M ON SNACKS ♪

♪ I'M ON THE WHEEL, I'M ON NAV, I'M ON SNACKS ♪ ♪ AND JENNA'S JOB IS TO JUST

I'M ON SNACKS ♪ ♪ AND JENNA'S JOB IS TO JUST RELAX ON A ROAD TRIP, A GREAT

♪ AND JENNA'S JOB IS TO JUST RELAX ON A ROAD TRIP, A GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP ♪

RELAX ON A ROAD TRIP, A GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP ♪ ♪ WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP,

AMERICAN ROAD TRIP ♪ ♪ WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP, GOING ON A ROAD TRIP, HEY, OH ♪

♪ WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP, GOING ON A ROAD TRIP, HEY, OH ♪ ♪ ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS TO CLEAR

GOING ON A ROAD TRIP, HEY, OH ♪ ♪ ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS TO CLEAR YOUR --

♪ ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS TO CLEAR YOUR -- >> WE MISSED THE EXIT.

YOUR -- >> WE MISSED THE EXIT. >> RECALCULATE YOUR ROUTE.

>> WE MISSED THE EXIT. >> RECALCULATE YOUR ROUTE. >> JUST LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT

>> RECALCULATE YOUR ROUTE. >> JUST LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT ONE.

>> JUST LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT ONE. NEED A LITTLE HEADS UP.

ONE. NEED A LITTLE HEADS UP. >> OKAY.

NEED A LITTLE HEADS UP. >> OKAY. IT'S JUST A LITTLE HARD DOING

>> OKAY. IT'S JUST A LITTLE HARD DOING MUSIC AND NAV.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE HARD DOING MUSIC AND NAV. >> PRICE OF BEING SHOTGUN.

MUSIC AND NAV. >> PRICE OF BEING SHOTGUN. >> YEAH.

>> PRICE OF BEING SHOTGUN. >> YEAH. NO, IT'S FINE.

>> YEAH. NO, IT'S FINE. LET'S TRY TO FOCUS ON NAV, ALL

NO, IT'S FINE. LET'S TRY TO FOCUS ON NAV, ALL RIGHT?

LET'S TRY TO FOCUS ON NAV, ALL RIGHT? >> YEAH.

RIGHT? >> YEAH. I'LL FOCUS ON THE NAV.

>> YEAH. I'LL FOCUS ON THE NAV. >> YEAH, THANKS.

I'LL FOCUS ON THE NAV. >> YEAH, THANKS. YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME

>> YEAH, THANKS. YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME ♪ NOD TO CONVERTIBLES WHEN THEY

YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME ♪ NOD TO CONVERTIBLES WHEN THEY PASS, MOON A TRUCK OR PUT YOUR

♪ NOD TO CONVERTIBLES WHEN THEY PASS, MOON A TRUCK OR PUT YOUR CHEEKS ON THE GLASS ♪

PASS, MOON A TRUCK OR PUT YOUR CHEEKS ON THE GLASS ♪ ♪ SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS WE'RE

CHEEKS ON THE GLASS ♪ ♪ SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS WE'RE GOING TO HELL ON THE ROAD TRIP,

♪ SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS WE'RE GOING TO HELL ON THE ROAD TRIP, A GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP ♪

GOING TO HELL ON THE ROAD TRIP, A GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP ♪ >> I'M SORRY.

A GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP ♪ >> I'M SORRY. CAN WE COOL IT WITH THE SLURPY

>> I'M SORRY. CAN WE COOL IT WITH THE SLURPY FOR A SECOND?

CAN WE COOL IT WITH THE SLURPY FOR A SECOND? IT'S JUST RIGHT IN MY EAR.

FOR A SECOND? IT'S JUST RIGHT IN MY EAR. >> SORRY.

IT'S JUST RIGHT IN MY EAR. >> SORRY. >> IT'S OKAY.

>> SORRY. >> IT'S OKAY. I'M HAPPY TO BUY EVERYONE A

>> IT'S OKAY. I'M HAPPY TO BUY EVERYONE A SLURPY, BUT YOU'RE SUCKING ON

I'M HAPPY TO BUY EVERYONE A SLURPY, BUT YOU'RE SUCKING ON THE -- THERE'S NONE LEFT.

SLURPY, BUT YOU'RE SUCKING ON THE -- THERE'S NONE LEFT. >> CAN YOU SCOOT OVER, YOUR LEG

THE -- THERE'S NONE LEFT. >> CAN YOU SCOOT OVER, YOUR LEG HAIRS ARE SCRATCHING ME.

>> CAN YOU SCOOT OVER, YOUR LEG HAIRS ARE SCRATCHING ME. >> FINE, I'LL MOVE MY LEG.

HAIRS ARE SCRATCHING ME. >> FINE, I'LL MOVE MY LEG. >> DID YOU JUST VENMO REQUEST ME

>> FINE, I'LL MOVE MY LEG. >> DID YOU JUST VENMO REQUEST ME FOR THE SLURPY?

>> DID YOU JUST VENMO REQUEST ME FOR THE SLURPY? >> I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, SO.

FOR THE SLURPY? >> I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, SO. ♪ WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP --

>> I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, SO. ♪ WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP -- >> RECALCULATING ROUTE.

♪ WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP -- >> RECALCULATING ROUTE. >> DID WE MISS THE GOD DAMN

>> RECALCULATING ROUTE. >> DID WE MISS THE GOD DAMN COMMIT AGAIN?

>> DID WE MISS THE GOD DAMN COMMIT AGAIN? >> WHO COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE

COMMIT AGAIN? >> WHO COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE TEXTING THAT'S NOT IN THIS CAR.

>> WHO COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE TEXTING THAT'S NOT IN THIS CAR. >> IT WAS MY MOM, MAN.

TEXTING THAT'S NOT IN THIS CAR. >> IT WAS MY MOM, MAN. MY DAD HAD A STROKE.

>> IT WAS MY MOM, MAN. MY DAD HAD A STROKE. SORRY I'M NOT FOCUSSING ON THE

MY DAD HAD A STROKE. SORRY I'M NOT FOCUSSING ON THE NAV!

SORRY I'M NOT FOCUSSING ON THE NAV! I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT.

NAV! I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. HE DID NOT HAVE A STROKE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. HE DID NOT HAVE A STROKE. >> LIAR!

HE DID NOT HAVE A STROKE. >> LIAR! >> COME ON, MAN.

>> LIAR! >> COME ON, MAN. >> EVERYBODY, WE'RE HAVING QUIET

>> COME ON, MAN. >> EVERYBODY, WE'RE HAVING QUIET TIME.

>> EVERYBODY, WE'RE HAVING QUIET TIME. READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING.

TIME. READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING. ♪ FINALLY TIME TO CHILL, I CAN

READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING. ♪ FINALLY TIME TO CHILL, I CAN DO WHAT I WANNA, DIVE INTO THE

♪ FINALLY TIME TO CHILL, I CAN DO WHAT I WANNA, DIVE INTO THE THE NEW MICHELLE OBAMA.

DO WHAT I WANNA, DIVE INTO THE THE NEW MICHELLE OBAMA. >> I'M GOING TO PUKE!

THE NEW MICHELLE OBAMA. >> I'M GOING TO PUKE! PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!

>> I'M GOING TO PUKE! PULL OVER RIGHT NOW! >> 0.3 MILES!

PULL OVER RIGHT NOW! >> 0.3 MILES! >> MARK, THAT MEANS NOTHING TO

>> 0.3 MILES! >> MARK, THAT MEANS NOTHING TO ME.

>> MARK, THAT MEANS NOTHING TO ME. >> YOU TOLD ME TO FOCUS ON THE

ME. >> YOU TOLD ME TO FOCUS ON THE NAV.

>> YOU TOLD ME TO FOCUS ON THE NAV. >> WE'RE GOING HOME!

NAV. >> WE'RE GOING HOME! >>.

>> WE'RE GOING HOME! >>. ♪ LATE AT NIGHT AND I FEEL SO

>>. ♪ LATE AT NIGHT AND I FEEL SO FREE, EVERYONE ASLEEP EXCEPT FOR

♪ LATE AT NIGHT AND I FEEL SO FREE, EVERYONE ASLEEP EXCEPT FOR ME, ♪

FREE, EVERYONE ASLEEP EXCEPT FOR ME, ♪ ♪ BIG BRIGHT MOON HANGING IN THE

ME, ♪ ♪ BIG BRIGHT MOON HANGING IN THE SKY, NAV IN MY LAP --

♪ BIG BRIGHT MOON HANGING IN THE SKY, NAV IN MY LAP -- >> WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

SKY, NAV IN MY LAP -- >> WHAT JUST HAPPENED? >> NOTHING.

>> WHAT JUST HAPPENED? >> NOTHING. GO BACK TO SLEEP EVERYONE.

>> NOTHING. GO BACK TO SLEEP EVERYONE. THANKS.

GO BACK TO SLEEP EVERYONE. THANKS. WILL YOU TURN THE AC ON?

THANKS. WILL YOU TURN THE AC ON? >> YEAH.

WILL YOU TURN THE AC ON? >> YEAH. YOU HOT OR COLD?

>> YEAH. YOU HOT OR COLD? >> BOTH.

YOU HOT OR COLD? >> BOTH. >> I SAW WHAT YOU DID.

>> BOTH. >> I SAW WHAT YOU DID. ♪ ON A ROAD TRIP ♪

>> I SAW WHAT YOU DID. ♪ ON A ROAD TRIP ♪ >>> WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE DOING

♪ ON A ROAD TRIP ♪ >>> WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE DOING THIS REMAKE OF "THE PARENT

>>> WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE DOING THIS REMAKE OF "THE PARENT TRAP."

THIS REMAKE OF "THE PARENT TRAP." WE FOUND SOME PLACES TO UPDATE

TRAP." WE FOUND SOME PLACES TO UPDATE THE ORIGINAL, BUT THE SCENE IN

WE FOUND SOME PLACES TO UPDATE THE ORIGINAL, BUT THE SCENE IN THE CABIN WHERE HALLIE AND ANNIE

THE ORIGINAL, BUT THE SCENE IN THE CABIN WHERE HALLIE AND ANNIE REALIZE THEY'RE TWINS IS SUCH A

THE CABIN WHERE HALLIE AND ANNIE REALIZE THEY'RE TWINS IS SUCH A CLASSIC.

REALIZE THEY'RE TWINS IS SUCH A CLASSIC. WAS. NTED TO LEAVE IT THE WAY IT

CLASSIC. WAS. NTED TO LEAVE IT THE WAY IT >> THIS IS SO SPECIAL.

WAS. NTED TO LEAVE IT THE WAY IT >> THIS IS SO SPECIAL. I'M REALLY GLAD TO BE HERE.

>> THIS IS SO SPECIAL. I'M REALLY GLAD TO BE HERE. >> OBVIOUSLY SINCE YOU'RE

I'M REALLY GLAD TO BE HERE. >> OBVIOUSLY SINCE YOU'RE PRAYING BOTH TWINS, TODAY YOU'LL

>> OBVIOUSLY SINCE YOU'RE PRAYING BOTH TWINS, TODAY YOU'LL BE HALLIE IN THE SCENES, AND

PRAYING BOTH TWINS, TODAY YOU'LL BE HALLIE IN THE SCENES, AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ONE OF OUR

BE HALLIE IN THE SCENES, AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ONE OF OUR ND REAOU,

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ONE OF OUR ND REAOU, OK

ND REAOU, OK >> YOU KNOW, YOU CAN JUST CALL

OK >> YOU KNOW, YOU CAN JUST CALL ME RAY.

>> YOU KNOW, YOU CAN JUST CALL ME RAY. THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.

ME RAY. THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. I THINK I GET THE GIST.

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. I THINK I GET THE GIST. >> OKAY.

I THINK I GET THE GIST. >> OKAY. LET'S START WITH TH SEQUENCE

>> OKAY. LET'S START WITH TH SEQUENCE WHERE HALLIE AND ANNIE ARE

LET'S START WITH TH SEQUENCE WHERE HALLIE AND ANNIE ARE HAVING A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT

WHERE HALLIE AND ANNIE ARE HAVING A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT OVER WHETHER IT'S BEDTIME OR

HAVING A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT OVER WHETHER IT'S BEDTIME OR NOT.

OVER WHETHER IT'S BEDTIME OR NOT. YOU CAN HEAD TO YOUR COTS AND

NOT. YOU CAN HEAD TO YOUR COTS AND WE'LL GET STARTED ALL RIGHT?

YOU CAN HEAD TO YOUR COTS AND WE'LL GET STARTED ALL RIGHT? GREAT AND ACTION.

WE'LL GET STARTED ALL RIGHT? GREAT AND ACTION. >> OFF.

GREAT AND ACTION. >> OFF. >> ON.

>> OFF. >> ON. >> OFF.

>> ON. >> OFF. >> ON.

>> OFF. >> ON. >> TURN THEM OFF!

>> ON. >> TURN THEM OFF! >> YOU ARE SO ANNOYING.

>> TURN THEM OFF! >> YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. >> I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE

>> YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. >> I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE A REAL BITCH!

>> I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE A REAL BITCH! >> OKAY.

A REAL BITCH! >> OKAY. CUT.

>> OKAY. CUT. UMM, SIR, I DON'T THINK THE

CUT. UMM, SIR, I DON'T THINK THE SCRIPT SAID BITCH.

UMM, SIR, I DON'T THINK THE SCRIPT SAID BITCH. >> YEAH, YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

SCRIPT SAID BITCH. >> YEAH, YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. I DID A LITTLE OFF THE CUFF

>> YEAH, YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. I DID A LITTLE OFF THE CUFF THING LIKE THEY DO ON "CURB."

I DID A LITTLE OFF THE CUFF THING LIKE THEY DO ON "CURB." YOU GUYS WATCH THAT?

THING LIKE THEY DO ON "CURB." YOU GUYS WATCH THAT? >> MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO

YOU GUYS WATCH THAT? >> MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO READ THE LINES LIKE THE ONES

>> MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO READ THE LINES LIKE THE ONES THAT ARE IN THE SCRIPT.

READ THE LINES LIKE THE ONES THAT ARE IN THE SCRIPT. >> WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE HIM

THAT ARE IN THE SCRIPT. >> WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE HIM IN THE MOVIE, SO IT DOESN'T

>> WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE HIM IN THE MOVIE, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE SAYS.

IN THE MOVIE, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE SAYS. >> SHOULD I GO TO THE TOILET AT

MATTER WHAT HE SAYS. >> SHOULD I GO TO THE TOILET AT SOME POINT AND SHE GETS MAD.

>> SHOULD I GO TO THE TOILET AT SOME POINT AND SHE GETS MAD. THAT COULD BE FUN LIKE HER TWIN

SOME POINT AND SHE GETS MAD. THAT COULD BE FUN LIKE HER TWIN IS ALWAYS ON THE TOILET.

THAT COULD BE FUN LIKE HER TWIN IS ALWAYS ON THE TOILET. >> ARE YOU ASKING THAT BECAUSE

IS ALWAYS ON THE TOILET. >> ARE YOU ASKING THAT BECAUSE YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

>> ARE YOU ASKING THAT BECAUSE YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW?

YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW? >> WELL, I THINK MY CHARACTER

NOW? >> WELL, I THINK MY CHARACTER MIGHT, BUT YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR.

>> WELL, I THINK MY CHARACTER MIGHT, BUT YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR. >> LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT

MIGHT, BUT YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR. >> LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DAY.

>> LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DAY. IT STORMED OUTSIDE, SO YOUR

DAY. IT STORMED OUTSIDE, SO YOUR BELONGINGS GOT WET, AND NOW

IT STORMED OUTSIDE, SO YOUR BELONGINGS GOT WET, AND NOW YOU'RE TALKING BY THE WINDOW

BELONGINGS GOT WET, AND NOW YOU'RE TALKING BY THE WINDOW GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

YOU'RE TALKING BY THE WINDOW GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. AND ACTION.

GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. AND ACTION. >> OH, NO.

AND ACTION. >> OH, NO. >> ARE ANY OF YOUR PICTURES

>> OH, NO. >> ARE ANY OF YOUR PICTURES RUINED?

>> ARE ANY OF YOUR PICTURES RUINED? >> ONLY THE BAUFL SHAWN MENDEZ.

RUINED? >> ONLY THE BAUFL SHAWN MENDEZ. >> WOW, HE IS HOT.

>> ONLY THE BAUFL SHAWN MENDEZ. >> WOW, HE IS HOT. YOU KNOW WHO I LIKE?

>> WOW, HE IS HOT. YOU KNOW WHO I LIKE? LISA RENA.

YOU KNOW WHO I LIKE? LISA RENA. I WOULD LET HER WRECK ME.

LISA RENA. I WOULD LET HER WRECK ME. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE.

I WOULD LET HER WRECK ME. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE. >> LET'S MOVE ON TO THE OREO

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE. >> LET'S MOVE ON TO THE OREO SCENE.

>> LET'S MOVE ON TO THE OREO SCENE. YOU'RE BONDING, REALIZE YOU HAVE

SCENE. YOU'RE BONDING, REALIZE YOU HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, AND GO.

YOU'RE BONDING, REALIZE YOU HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, AND GO. >> WANT TO EAT SOME OREOS?

A LOT IN COMMON, AND GO. >> WANT TO EAT SOME OREOS? MAY SOUND WEIRD, BUT I EAT THEM

>> WANT TO EAT SOME OREOS? MAY SOUND WEIRD, BUT I EAT THEM WITH PEANUT BUTTER.

MAY SOUND WEIRD, BUT I EAT THEM WITH PEANUT BUTTER. >> WELL, F ME.

WITH PEANUT BUTTER. >> WELL, F ME. SO DO I!

>> WELL, F ME. SO DO I! >> WOW, NO WAY.

SO DO I! >> WOW, NO WAY. I WONDER WHAT ELSE WE HAVE IN

>> WOW, NO WAY. I WONDER WHAT ELSE WE HAVE IN COMMON.

I WONDER WHAT ELSE WE HAVE IN COMMON. >> YOU LIKE SCHLITZ BEER?

COMMON. >> YOU LIKE SCHLITZ BEER? >> WHAT?

>> YOU LIKE SCHLITZ BEER? >> WHAT? NO.

>> WHAT? NO. ANYWAY, HOW OLD ARE YOU?

NO. ANYWAY, HOW OLD ARE YOU? >> 56.

ANYWAY, HOW OLD ARE YOU? >> 56. OH, FOR THIS, 11.

>> 56. OH, FOR THIS, 11. MY BIRTHDAY'S IN OCTOBER.

OH, FOR THIS, 11. MY BIRTHDAY'S IN OCTOBER. >> ME TOO.

MY BIRTHDAY'S IN OCTOBER. >> ME TOO. >> THIS IS TRIPPING ME OUT.

>> ME TOO. >> THIS IS TRIPPING ME OUT. LET'S SEE IF WE HAVE A PICTURE

>> THIS IS TRIPPING ME OUT. LET'S SEE IF WE HAVE A PICTURE OF OUR PARENTS THAT WAS RIPPED

LET'S SEE IF WE HAVE A PICTURE OF OUR PARENTS THAT WAS RIPPED IN HALF TO SEE IF WE'RE TWIN

OF OUR PARENTS THAT WAS RIPPED IN HALF TO SEE IF WE'RE TWIN SFWLS NOT THERE YET.

IN HALF TO SEE IF WE'RE TWIN SFWLS NOT THERE YET. JUST JUMP AHEAD TO WHERE

SFWLS NOT THERE YET. JUST JUMP AHEAD TO WHERE HALLIE'S PACING, PUTTING IT ALL

JUST JUMP AHEAD TO WHERE HALLIE'S PACING, PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER.

HALLIE'S PACING, PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER. >> THINK ABOUT IT.

TOGETHER. >> THINK ABOUT IT. I ONLY HAVE A FATHER, AND YOU

>> THINK ABOUT IT. I ONLY HAVE A FATHER, AND YOU ONLY HAVE A MOTHER.

I ONLY HAVE A FATHER, AND YOU ONLY HAVE A MOTHER. >> OH, YEAH?

ONLY HAVE A MOTHER. >> OH, YEAH? >> YOU'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR DAD,

>> OH, YEAH? >> YOU'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR DAD, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOM.

>> YOU'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR DAD, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOM. >> SO YOU THINK WE'RE TWINS OR

AND I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOM. >> SO YOU THINK WE'RE TWINS OR NOT YET?

>> SO YOU THINK WE'RE TWINS OR NOT YET? >> YOU HAVE ONE OLD PICTURE OF

NOT YET? >> YOU HAVE ONE OLD PICTURE OF YOUR MOM, AND I HAVE ONE OLD

>> YOU HAVE ONE OLD PICTURE OF YOUR MOM, AND I HAVE ONE OLD PICTURE OF MY DAD.

YOUR MOM, AND I HAVE ONE OLD PICTURE OF MY DAD. >> YEAH, LIKE IN THAT LINDSEY

PICTURE OF MY DAD. >> YEAH, LIKE IN THAT LINDSEY LOHAN MOVIE ABOUT THE TWIN.

>> YEAH, LIKE IN THAT LINDSEY LOHAN MOVIE ABOUT THE TWIN. >> AT LEAST YOURS IS A WHOLE

LOHAN MOVIE ABOUT THE TWIN. >> AT LEAST YOURS IS A WHOLE PICTURE.

>> AT LEAST YOURS IS A WHOLE PICTURE. >> A WHOLE PICTURE?

PICTURE. >> A WHOLE PICTURE? YOU'RE 11.

>> A WHOLE PICTURE? YOU'RE 11. DON'T LOOK AT THOSE.

YOU'RE 11. DON'T LOOK AT THOSE. >> MY PICTURE IS PATHETIC AND

DON'T LOOK AT THOSE. >> MY PICTURE IS PATHETIC AND RIPPED DOWN THE MIDDLE.

>> MY PICTURE IS PATHETIC AND RIPPED DOWN THE MIDDLE. >> NOW BOTH RUN AND GET YOUR

RIPPED DOWN THE MIDDLE. >> NOW BOTH RUN AND GET YOUR HALVES OF THE PICTURE.

>> NOW BOTH RUN AND GET YOUR HALVES OF THE PICTURE. >> HERE IT IS.

HALVES OF THE PICTURE. >> HERE IT IS. THE PICTURE OF MY DAD.

>> HERE IT IS. THE PICTURE OF MY DAD. >> OKAY.

THE PICTURE OF MY DAD. >> OKAY. I GOT MINE.

>> OKAY. I GOT MINE. >> ON THE COUNT OF THREE, WE'LL

I GOT MINE. >> ON THE COUNT OF THREE, WE'LL SHOW THEM TO EACH OTHER, OKAY?

>> ON THE COUNT OF THREE, WE'LL SHOW THEM TO EACH OTHER, OKAY? >> OKAY.

SHOW THEM TO EACH OTHER, OKAY? >> OKAY. >> ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> OKAY. >> ONE, TWO, THREE. >> WHOA.

>> ONE, TWO, THREE. >> WHOA. LESLIE MAN AND ED HELMS.

>> WHOA. LESLIE MAN AND ED HELMS. IS THIS FOR STREAMING.

LESLIE MAN AND ED HELMS. IS THIS FOR STREAMING. >> SO IF YOUR MOM IS MY MOM AND

IS THIS FOR STREAMING. >> SO IF YOUR MOM IS MY MOM AND MY DAD IS YOUR BAD AND WE'RE

>> SO IF YOUR MOM IS MY MOM AND MY DAD IS YOUR BAD AND WE'RE BOTH BORN ON OCTOBER 11th, THEN

MY DAD IS YOUR BAD AND WE'RE BOTH BORN ON OCTOBER 11th, THEN YOU AND I ARE LIKE SISTERS.

BOTH BORN ON OCTOBER 11th, THEN YOU AND I ARE LIKE SISTERS. >> SISTERS?

YOU AND I ARE LIKE SISTERS. >> SISTERS? HALLIE, WE'RE FREAKING TWINS.

>> SISTERS? HALLIE, WE'RE FREAKING TWINS. >> ANNIE.

HALLIE, WE'RE FREAKING TWINS. >> ANNIE. >> OH, MY GOD, WOW, I'M LIKE

>> ANNIE. >> OH, MY GOD, WOW, I'M LIKE CRYING NOW.

>> OH, MY GOD, WOW, I'M LIKE CRYING NOW. >> THIS IS AMAZING.

CRYING NOW. >> THIS IS AMAZING. >> SO THEY JUST SPLIT US UP?

>> THIS IS AMAZING. >> SO THEY JUST SPLIT US UP? WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO US?

>> SO THEY JUST SPLIT US UP? WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO US? WE'VE GOT TO KILL EM.

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO US? WE'VE GOT TO KILL EM. >> THERE'S TWO OF US.

WE'VE GOT TO KILL EM. >> THERE'S TWO OF US. >> IF WE WORK TOGETHER, WE CAN

>> THERE'S TWO OF US. >> IF WE WORK TOGETHER, WE CAN KILL THEM.

>> IF WE WORK TOGETHER, WE CAN KILL THEM. I'M KIDDING.

KILL THEM. I'M KIDDING. I LOVE YOU.

I'M KIDDING. I LOVE YOU. >> AND CUT.

I LOVE YOU. >> AND CUT. WOW, THAT WAS IT.

>> AND CUT. WOW, THAT WAS IT. THANK YOU BOTH FOR THOSE

WOW, THAT WAS IT. THANK YOU BOTH FOR THOSE PERFORMANCES.

THANK YOU BOTH FOR THOSE PERFORMANCES. I'M BLOWN AWAY.

PERFORMANCES. I'M BLOWN AWAY. THIS IS GOING TO BE A HIT, AND

I'M BLOWN AWAY. THIS IS GOING TO BE A HIT, AND I'LL SEE YOU BOTH AT THE

THIS IS GOING TO BE A HIT, AND I'LL SEE YOU BOTH AT THE PREMIER.

>> Announcer: YOU'RE WATCHING MTV. AT NINE, IT'S THREE STRAIGHT

MTV. AT NINE, IT'S THREE STRAIGHT DAYS OF "RIDICULOUSNESS."

AT NINE, IT'S THREE STRAIGHT DAYS OF "RIDICULOUSNESS." BUT FIRST, AN ALL NEW

DAYS OF "RIDICULOUSNESS." BUT FIRST, AN ALL NEW "RIDICULOUSNESS."

BUT FIRST, AN ALL NEW "RIDICULOUSNESS." >>> WHAT IS UP, WHAT IS UP?

"RIDICULOUSNESS." >>> WHAT IS UP, WHAT IS UP? WELCOME TO "RIDILOUSNESS."

>>> WHAT IS UP, WHAT IS UP? WELCOME TO "RIDILOUSNESS." I'M ROB DYEK, AND YOU WOULDN'T

WELCOME TO "RIDILOUSNESS." I'M ROB DYEK, AND YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT FROM MY CLOTHES, BUT I'M

I'M ROB DYEK, AND YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT FROM MY CLOTHES, BUT I'M ALMOST 50, Y'ALL.

KNOW IT FROM MY CLOTHES, BUT I'M ALMOST 50, Y'ALL. JOINING ME AS ALWAYS, STEELO

ALMOST 50, Y'ALL. JOINING ME AS ALWAYS, STEELO BRIM AND CHANEL WEST COAST.

JOINING ME AS ALWAYS, STEELO BRIM AND CHANEL WEST COAST. >> WHAT UP, ROB?

BRIM AND CHANEL WEST COAST. >> WHAT UP, ROB? >> I'M ALREADY LAUGHING.

>> WHAT UP, ROB? >> I'M ALREADY LAUGHING. >> AND TODAY'S SPECIAL GUEST,

>> I'M ALREADY LAUGHING. >> AND TODAY'S SPECIAL GUEST, YOU KNOW HER FROM TIKTOK, IT'S

>> AND TODAY'S SPECIAL GUEST, YOU KNOW HER FROM TIKTOK, IT'S LEE LEE TWO TIMES.

YOU KNOW HER FROM TIKTOK, IT'S LEE LEE TWO TIMES. >> YO, WHAT UP, WHAT UP?

LEE LEE TWO TIMES. >> YO, WHAT UP, WHAT UP? >> YO, CONGRATS ON ALL YOUR

>> YO, WHAT UP, WHAT UP? >> YO, CONGRATS ON ALL YOUR SUCCESS AND FOR LOOKING FINE AS

>> YO, CONGRATS ON ALL YOUR SUCCESS AND FOR LOOKING FINE AS HELL.

SUCCESS AND FOR LOOKING FINE AS HELL. >> THANK YOU.

HELL. >> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU. YEAH.

THANK YOU. YEAH. JUST TURNED 17 LAST WEEK!

YEAH. JUST TURNED 17 LAST WEEK! >> 17!

JUST TURNED 17 LAST WEEK! >> 17! OOPSY!

>> 17! OOPSY! I MEANT FINE AS HELL AS A

OOPSY! I MEANT FINE AS HELL AS A FRIEND.

I MEANT FINE AS HELL AS A FRIEND. ALL RIGHT.

FRIEND. ALL RIGHT. LET'S WATCH SOME VIDS, KIDS.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S WATCH SOME VIDS, KIDS. THIS IS FALLING OFF.

LET'S WATCH SOME VIDS, KIDS. THIS IS FALLING OFF. FIRST, PEEP THESE FOOLS PARTYING

THIS IS FALLING OFF. FIRST, PEEP THESE FOOLS PARTYING ON A BOAT UP IN HERE.

FIRST, PEEP THESE FOOLS PARTYING ON A BOAT UP IN HERE. OH, OOPSY.

ON A BOAT UP IN HERE. OH, OOPSY. >> WHITE GIRL OVERBOARD.

OH, OOPSY. >> WHITE GIRL OVERBOARD. >> THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT, YO.

>> WHITE GIRL OVERBOARD. >> THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT, YO. >> SEE THAT'S WHY MY ASS DON'T

>> THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT, YO. >> SEE THAT'S WHY MY ASS DON'T MESS WITH BOATS.

>> SEE THAT'S WHY MY ASS DON'T MESS WITH BOATS. >> YEAH, I FEEL YOU.

MESS WITH BOATS. >> YEAH, I FEEL YOU. I WAS ON THIS FAMILY VACAY ONE

>> YEAH, I FEEL YOU. I WAS ON THIS FAMILY VACAY ONE TIME.

I WAS ON THIS FAMILY VACAY ONE TIME. MY COUSIN HAILEY WAS DOING THAT

TIME. MY COUSIN HAILEY WAS DOING THAT WHITE GIRL SELFIE POSE AND WE

MY COUSIN HAILEY WAS DOING THAT WHITE GIRL SELFIE POSE AND WE HIT A WAVE, AND BAM!

WHITE GIRL SELFIE POSE AND WE HIT A WAVE, AND BAM! SHE FELL RIGHT OFF THAT BOAT AND

HIT A WAVE, AND BAM! SHE FELL RIGHT OFF THAT BOAT AND FELL UNDER, BUT THE PROPELLER

SHE FELL RIGHT OFF THAT BOAT AND FELL UNDER, BUT THE PROPELLER HIT HER AND HER HEAD FELL OFF.

FELL UNDER, BUT THE PROPELLER HIT HER AND HER HEAD FELL OFF. >> OH, MY GOD.

HIT HER AND HER HEAD FELL OFF. >> OH, MY GOD. THAT IS HORRIFIC.

>> OH, MY GOD. THAT IS HORRIFIC. >> AND THE WORST PART WAS

THAT IS HORRIFIC. >> AND THE WORST PART WAS BECAUSE LIKE ALL THE BLOOD, A

>> AND THE WORST PART WAS BECAUSE LIKE ALL THE BLOOD, A HUNTING FINDING NEMO FISH CAME

BECAUSE LIKE ALL THE BLOOD, A HUNTING FINDING NEMO FISH CAME AROUND AND STARTED EATING AT HER

HUNTING FINDING NEMO FISH CAME AROUND AND STARTED EATING AT HER HEAD.

AROUND AND STARTED EATING AT HER HEAD. >> I'M SO SORRY, GIRL.

HEAD. >> I'M SO SORRY, GIRL. >> YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO.

>> I'M SO SORRY, GIRL. >> YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO. LET'S PEEP ANOTHER VID.

>> YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO. LET'S PEEP ANOTHER VID. LET TRY TO KEEP OUR ANECDOTES

LET'S PEEP ANOTHER VID. LET TRY TO KEEP OUR ANECDOTES MORE FUN, LESS TRAGIC AND

LET TRY TO KEEP OUR ANECDOTES MORE FUN, LESS TRAGIC AND UPSETTING.

MORE FUN, LESS TRAGIC AND UPSETTING. CHECK THIS OUT.

UPSETTING. CHECK THIS OUT. YO, THIS CAT, DUDE, WHAT, UH-OH,

CHECK THIS OUT. YO, THIS CAT, DUDE, WHAT, UH-OH, CUP HEAD.

YO, THIS CAT, DUDE, WHAT, UH-OH, CUP HEAD. UH-OH, YO THAT CAT WAS TRIPPING.

CUP HEAD. UH-OH, YO THAT CAT WAS TRIPPING. CHANEL LIKED THAT ONE RIGHT

UH-OH, YO THAT CAT WAS TRIPPING. CHANEL LIKED THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.

CHANEL LIKED THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. >> YO, I CAN'T, I CAN'T, YO.

THERE. >> YO, I CAN'T, I CAN'T, YO. >> YO, CATS ARE A TRIP.

>> YO, I CAN'T, I CAN'T, YO. >> YO, CATS ARE A TRIP. >> YEAH, MAN, THEY CRAZY.

>> YO, CATS ARE A TRIP. >> YEAH, MAN, THEY CRAZY. >> LIKE GROWING UP, OUR CAT

>> YEAH, MAN, THEY CRAZY. >> LIKE GROWING UP, OUR CAT SADIE WAS ALWAYS GETTING

>> LIKE GROWING UP, OUR CAT SADIE WAS ALWAYS GETTING PREGNANT.

SADIE WAS ALWAYS GETTING PREGNANT. >> SO SADIE A HO.

PREGNANT. >> SO SADIE A HO. >> FOR REAL.

>> SO SADIE A HO. >> FOR REAL. SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH ONE TIME

>> FOR REAL. SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH ONE TIME AND SIX KITTENS COMING OUT.

SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH ONE TIME AND SIX KITTENS COMING OUT. >> ALL OF THEM LOOKING DIFFERENT

AND SIX KITTENS COMING OUT. >> ALL OF THEM LOOKING DIFFERENT THAN THEY DADDY.

>> ALL OF THEM LOOKING DIFFERENT THAN THEY DADDY. SADIE, WHO YOU SMASHING?

THAN THEY DADDY. SADIE, WHO YOU SMASHING? >> THEY CAME OUT FUSED INTO ONE

SADIE, WHO YOU SMASHING? >> THEY CAME OUT FUSED INTO ONE BIG FURRY BALL OF CAT PARTS.

>> THEY CAME OUT FUSED INTO ONE BIG FURRY BALL OF CAT PARTS. EARS, TAILS, ALL STICKING OUT.

BIG FURRY BALL OF CAT PARTS. EARS, TAILS, ALL STICKING OUT. IT WAS NOT FIRE.

EARS, TAILS, ALL STICKING OUT. IT WAS NOT FIRE. >> HA-HA-HA.

IT WAS NOT FIRE. >> HA-HA-HA. CHANEL, YOU GOT A CAT.

>> HA-HA-HA. CHANEL, YOU GOT A CAT. YOU GOT ANY FUNNY CAT STORIES,

CHANEL, YOU GOT A CAT. YOU GOT ANY FUNNY CAT STORIES, GIRL?

YOU GOT ANY FUNNY CAT STORIES, GIRL? >> WAS THE CAT ALIVE?

GIRL? >> WAS THE CAT ALIVE? >> YEAH.

>> WAS THE CAT ALIVE? >> YEAH. YEAH.

>> YEAH. YEAH. BUT LIKE IT DIDN'T HAVE A MOUTH,

YEAH. BUT LIKE IT DIDN'T HAVE A MOUTH, SO IT WAS SCREAMING FROM THE

BUT LIKE IT DIDN'T HAVE A MOUTH, SO IT WAS SCREAMING FROM THE INSIDE LIKE MM!

SO IT WAS SCREAMING FROM THE INSIDE LIKE MM! >> YEAH.

INSIDE LIKE MM! >> YEAH. YEAH.

>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

YEAH. YEAH. YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP MAKING

YEAH. YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP MAKING THAT NOISE, LEE LEE, WE GOT IT.

YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP MAKING THAT NOISE, LEE LEE, WE GOT IT. ALL RIGHT.

THAT NOISE, LEE LEE, WE GOT IT. ALL RIGHT. WE GOING TO PLAY WHAT'S GOING TO

ALL RIGHT. WE GOING TO PLAY WHAT'S GOING TO GO DOWN.

WE GOING TO PLAY WHAT'S GOING TO GO DOWN. HERE'S THE FIRST FRAME OF OUR

GO DOWN. HERE'S THE FIRST FRAME OF OUR NEXT VID.

HERE'S THE FIRST FRAME OF OUR NEXT VID. UH-OH, WE GOT A DUDE IN THE

NEXT VID. UH-OH, WE GOT A DUDE IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AT THE TOP OF

UH-OH, WE GOT A DUDE IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AT THE TOP OF SOME STAIRS.

LAUNDRY BASKET AT THE TOP OF SOME STAIRS. STEELO, WHAT'S GOING TO GO DOWN?

SOME STAIRS. STEELO, WHAT'S GOING TO GO DOWN? >> I THINK THAT DUDE'S FLYING

STEELO, WHAT'S GOING TO GO DOWN? >> I THINK THAT DUDE'S FLYING OUT OF THAT THING ON THE FIRST

>> I THINK THAT DUDE'S FLYING OUT OF THAT THING ON THE FIRST STAIR, MAN.

OUT OF THAT THING ON THE FIRST STAIR, MAN. WHAT YOU THINK, CHANEL?

STAIR, MAN. WHAT YOU THINK, CHANEL? >> SAME.

WHAT YOU THINK, CHANEL? >> SAME. SO HOW LONG DID THAT CAT HAVE TO

>> SAME. SO HOW LONG DID THAT CAT HAVE TO LIVE?

SO HOW LONG DID THAT CAT HAVE TO LIVE? >> YO, NO MORE CAT BALL.

LIVE? >> YO, NO MORE CAT BALL. OKAY?

>> YO, NO MORE CAT BALL. OKAY? THE CAT BALL'S WEIRD AND SAT.

OKAY? THE CAT BALL'S WEIRD AND SAT. IT'S NOT THE VIBE OF THE SHOW,

THE CAT BALL'S WEIRD AND SAT. IT'S NOT THE VIBE OF THE SHOW, OKAY?

IT'S NOT THE VIBE OF THE SHOW, OKAY? >> YEAH, I GOT TO AGREE ON THAT,

OKAY? >> YEAH, I GOT TO AGREE ON THAT, MAN.

>> YEAH, I GOT TO AGREE ON THAT, MAN. LET KILL THE CAT BALL.

MAN. LET KILL THE CAT BALL. >> ACTUALLY, THE MOM CAT KILLED

LET KILL THE CAT BALL. >> ACTUALLY, THE MOM CAT KILLED THE CAT BALL.

>> ACTUALLY, THE MOM CAT KILLED THE CAT BALL. >> YO, NO MORE CAT BALL, YO.

THE CAT BALL. >> YO, NO MORE CAT BALL, YO. THAT CAT BALL IS DONE.

>> YO, NO MORE CAT BALL, YO. THAT CAT BALL IS DONE. PLEASE.

THAT CAT BALL IS DONE. PLEASE. OKAY, LEE LEE, WHAT DO YOU THINK

PLEASE. OKAY, LEE LEE, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO GO DOWN IN THIS VID?

OKAY, LEE LEE, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO GO DOWN IN THIS VID? >> I THINK THIS WHITE BOY GOING

IS GOING TO GO DOWN IN THIS VID? >> I THINK THIS WHITE BOY GOING TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO

>> I THINK THIS WHITE BOY GOING TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS AND

TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS AND JUMP OUT AND START WILDING.

THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS AND JUMP OUT AND START WILDING. >> THEN HE'S GOING TO FALL ON

JUMP OUT AND START WILDING. >> THEN HE'S GOING TO FALL ON HIS ASS?

>> THEN HE'S GOING TO FALL ON HIS ASS? >> NO.

HIS ASS? >> NO. HE'S GOING TO GET A TEXT THAT

>> NO. HE'S GOING TO GET A TEXT THAT SAYS HIS PARENTS WERE MURDERED.

HE'S GOING TO GET A TEXT THAT SAYS HIS PARENTS WERE MURDERED. >> NOPE, NOT THAT.

SAYS HIS PARENTS WERE MURDERED. >> NOPE, NOT THAT. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK

>> NOPE, NOT THAT. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, RESET THE VIBE, AND WE'LL

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, RESET THE VIBE, AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE

BREAK, RESET THE VIBE, AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "RIDICULOUSNESS."

BE BACK WITH MORE "RIDICULOUSNESS." >> I GOT A PICTURE OF THE CAT

"RIDICULOUSNESS." >> I GOT A PICTURE OF THE CAT BALL IF ANYBODY WANTS TO SEE.

>> I GOT A PICTURE OF THE CAT BALL IF ANYBODY WANTS TO SEE. >> I MEAN, I'LL TAKE A LOOK.

BALL IF ANYBODY WANTS TO SEE. >> I MEAN, I'LL TAKE A LOOK. >>> ZACK.

>> I MEAN, I'LL TAKE A LOOK. >>> ZACK. >> HEY.

>>> ZACK. >> HEY. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS

>> HEY. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER, ALL RIGHT?

I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER, ALL RIGHT? HEY, CASEY.

LATER, ALL RIGHT? HEY, CASEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HEY, CASEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> I KNOW YOU AND THE GUYS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> I KNOW YOU AND THE GUYS USUALLY HANG OUT AT WAFFLE HOUSE

>> I KNOW YOU AND THE GUYS USUALLY HANG OUT AT WAFFLE HOUSE AFTER YOUR GAMES, SO I FIGURED

USUALLY HANG OUT AT WAFFLE HOUSE AFTER YOUR GAMES, SO I FIGURED YOU WOULD BE HERE.

AFTER YOUR GAMES, SO I FIGURED YOU WOULD BE HERE. I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL

YOU WOULD BE HERE. I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU.

I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. >> WHAT'S UP?

YOU. >> WHAT'S UP? >> I'M NOT GOING TO STATE NEXT

>> WHAT'S UP? >> I'M NOT GOING TO STATE NEXT YEAR.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO STATE NEXT YEAR. >> HEY!

YEAR. >> HEY! THESE WAFFLES ARE TOO SMALL!

>> HEY! THESE WAFFLES ARE TOO SMALL! >> WE HAD A PLAN.

THESE WAFFLES ARE TOO SMALL! >> WE HAD A PLAN. WE WERE BOTH GOING GO TO STATE

>> WE HAD A PLAN. WE WERE BOTH GOING GO TO STATE THEN MOVE BACK TO TOWN AFTER AND

WE WERE BOTH GOING GO TO STATE THEN MOVE BACK TO TOWN AFTER AND GET MARRIED.

THEN MOVE BACK TO TOWN AFTER AND GET MARRIED. THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED.

GET MARRIED. THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED. >> NO.

THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED. >> NO. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED, ZACK.

>> NO. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED, ZACK. ALL RIGHT?

THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED, ZACK. ALL RIGHT? I WANT MORE.

ALL RIGHT? I WANT MORE. MORE THAN STATE, MORE THAN THIS

I WANT MORE. MORE THAN STATE, MORE THAN THIS TOWN.

MORE THAN STATE, MORE THAN THIS TOWN. >> MORE THAN ME.

TOWN. >> MORE THAN ME. >> YEAH.

>> MORE THAN ME. >> YEAH. >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>> YEAH. >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT DID I DO WRONG? >> NOTHING.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG? >> NOTHING. I APPLIED TO THIS MUSIC PROGRAM

>> NOTHING. I APPLIED TO THIS MUSIC PROGRAM IN NEW YORK CITY.

I APPLIED TO THIS MUSIC PROGRAM IN NEW YORK CITY. I GOT IN.

IN NEW YORK CITY. I GOT IN. >> OH, MY GOD.

I GOT IN. >> OH, MY GOD. WHOSE DOG IS THIS?

>> OH, MY GOD. WHOSE DOG IS THIS? >> THAT'S MY DOG.

WHOSE DOG IS THIS? >> THAT'S MY DOG. >> AREN'T YOU GOING SAY

>> THAT'S MY DOG. >> AREN'T YOU GOING SAY ANYTHING?

>> AREN'T YOU GOING SAY ANYTHING? >> GET THIS DOG OUT OF HERE!

ANYTHING? >> GET THIS DOG OUT OF HERE! >> I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME

>> GET THIS DOG OUT OF HERE! >> I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, CASEY?

>> I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, CASEY? CONGRATS?

TO SAY, CASEY? CONGRATS? I'M LOSING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

CONGRATS? I'M LOSING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. >> I'M JUST THE LOVE OF YOUR

I'M LOSING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. >> I'M JUST THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE SO FAR.

>> I'M JUST THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE SO FAR. YOU'LL FIND OTHER GIRLS.

LIFE SO FAR. YOU'LL FIND OTHER GIRLS. >> THEY WON'T BE YOU.

YOU'LL FIND OTHER GIRLS. >> THEY WON'T BE YOU. I JUST -- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S

>> THEY WON'T BE YOU. I JUST -- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER.

I JUST -- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER. WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE 8th

OVER. WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE 8th GRADE.

WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE 8th GRADE. >> I KNOW.

GRADE. >> I KNOW. AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

>> I KNOW. AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM. I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM WITHOUT

AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM. I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM WITHOUT YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM WITHOUT YOU. >> OH, EXCUSE ME!

YOU. >> OH, EXCUSE ME! >> I OWE IT TO MYSELF TO FIND

>> OH, EXCUSE ME! >> I OWE IT TO MYSELF TO FIND THAT OUT.

>> I OWE IT TO MYSELF TO FIND THAT OUT. TRUST ME.

THAT OUT. TRUST ME. THIS WASN'T AN EASY DECISION.

TRUST ME. THIS WASN'T AN EASY DECISION. >> YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE,

THIS WASN'T AN EASY DECISION. >> YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE, CASEY.

>> YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE, CASEY. >> WE GOT A 724 IN PROGRESS.

CASEY. >> WE GOT A 724 IN PROGRESS. >> MAYBE I AM MAKING A MISTAKE,

>> WE GOT A 724 IN PROGRESS. >> MAYBE I AM MAKING A MISTAKE, BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT GROWING UP

>> MAYBE I AM MAKING A MISTAKE, BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT GROWING UP IS?

BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT GROWING UP IS? IT'S ABOUT TAKING THE BIG

IS? IT'S ABOUT TAKING THE BIG CHANCES, MAKING THE BIG

IT'S ABOUT TAKING THE BIG CHANCES, MAKING THE BIG MISTAKES.

CHANCES, MAKING THE BIG MISTAKES. YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW WE BECOME

MISTAKES. YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW WE BECOME WHO WE'RE MEANT TO BE.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW WE BECOME WHO WE'RE MEANT TO BE. >> DO IT!

WHO WE'RE MEANT TO BE. >> DO IT! >> I'LL DO IT.

>> DO IT! >> I'LL DO IT. >> DO IT!

>> I'LL DO IT. >> DO IT! >> IF YOU SAY SO.

>> DO IT! >> IF YOU SAY SO. >> YOU KNOW WHERE I'M PUTTING

>> IF YOU SAY SO. >> YOU KNOW WHERE I'M PUTTING THESE?

>> YOU KNOW WHERE I'M PUTTING THESE? RIGHT DOWN MY PANTS, BABY.

THESE? RIGHT DOWN MY PANTS, BABY. THAT'S WHERE I LIKE IT.

RIGHT DOWN MY PANTS, BABY. THAT'S WHERE I LIKE IT. >> I KNOW THIS IS THE RIGHT

THAT'S WHERE I LIKE IT. >> I KNOW THIS IS THE RIGHT DECISION.

>> I KNOW THIS IS THE RIGHT DECISION. WHO KNOWS, YOU KNOW, MAYBE A FEW

DECISION. WHO KNOWS, YOU KNOW, MAYBE A FEW YEARS FROM NOW, WE'LL FIND EACH

WHO KNOWS, YOU KNOW, MAYBE A FEW YEARS FROM NOW, WE'LL FIND EACH OTHER AGAIN.

YEARS FROM NOW, WE'LL FIND EACH OTHER AGAIN. IF IT'S MEANT TO BE, IT'LL BE.

OTHER AGAIN. IF IT'S MEANT TO BE, IT'LL BE. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FIRST LOVE.

IF IT'S MEANT TO BE, IT'LL BE. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FIRST LOVE. NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT.

YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FIRST LOVE. NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT. >> I GUESS.

NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT. >> I GUESS. >> COME HERE.

>> I GUESS. >> COME HERE. >> BIG MISTAKE.

>> COME HERE. >> BIG MISTAKE. >> THANK YOU.

>> BIG MISTAKE. >> THANK YOU. >> FOR WHAT?

>> THANK YOU. >> FOR WHAT? >> EVERYTHING.

>> FOR WHAT? >> EVERYTHING. >> I GUESS THANK YOU TOO.

>> EVERYTHING. >> I GUESS THANK YOU TOO. DO YOU NEED A RIDE HOME?

>> I GUESS THANK YOU TOO. DO YOU NEED A RIDE HOME? >> NO.

DO YOU NEED A RIDE HOME? >> NO. MY DAD DROVE ME.

>> NO. MY DAD DROVE ME. >> YOU READY TO GO, BABY GIRL?

MY DAD DROVE ME. >> YOU READY TO GO, BABY GIRL? >> YEAH, DAD.

>> YOU READY TO GO, BABY GIRL? >> YEAH, DAD. >> FREE BIRD GOT TO FLY, SON.

>> YEAH, DAD. >> FREE BIRD GOT TO FLY, SON. ♪

>>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE 1975. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

1975. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ HEARTBEAT IS COMIN' ♪

♪ ♪ HEARTBEAT IS COMIN' ♪ ♪ IN SO STRONG

♪ HEARTBEAT IS COMIN' ♪ ♪ IN SO STRONG OH IF YOU

♪ IN SO STRONG OH IF YOU DON'T STOP

OH IF YOU DON'T STOP I'M GONNA NEED ♪

DON'T STOP I'M GONNA NEED ♪ ♪ A SECOND ONE

I'M GONNA NEED ♪ ♪ A SECOND ONE OH THERE'S SOMETHIN'

♪ A SECOND ONE OH THERE'S SOMETHIN' I'VE BEEN MEANING TO

OH THERE'S SOMETHIN' I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SAY TO YOU BABY ♪

I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SAY TO YOU BABY ♪ ♪ HOLD THAT THOUGHT

SAY TO YOU BABY ♪ ♪ HOLD THAT THOUGHT YEAH THERE'S SOMETHIN'

♪ HOLD THAT THOUGHT YEAH THERE'S SOMETHIN' I'VE BEEN MEANING TO

YEAH THERE'S SOMETHIN' I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SAY TO YOU BABY ♪

I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SAY TO YOU BABY ♪ ♪ BUT I JUST CAN'T DO IT

SAY TO YOU BABY ♪ ♪ BUT I JUST CAN'T DO IT WHAT A CALL MOVING IN

♪ BUT I JUST CAN'T DO IT WHAT A CALL MOVING IN I FEEL LIKE I CAN

WHAT A CALL MOVING IN I FEEL LIKE I CAN LOOSEN MY LIPS ♪

I FEEL LIKE I CAN LOOSEN MY LIPS ♪ ♪ COME ON SO STRONG

LOOSEN MY LIPS ♪ ♪ COME ON SO STRONG I CAN SUMMARIZE IT FOR YOU

♪ COME ON SO STRONG I CAN SUMMARIZE IT FOR YOU AH

I CAN SUMMARIZE IT FOR YOU AH IT'S SIMPLE ♪

AH IT'S SIMPLE ♪ ♪ AND IT GOES LIKE THIS

IT'S SIMPLE ♪ ♪ AND IT GOES LIKE THIS I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

♪ AND IT GOES LIKE THIS I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

I-I-I-I IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I

IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I SHE'S GOT A BROADSHEET

♪ I-I-I-I SHE'S GOT A BROADSHEET SHE'S READING

SHE'S GOT A BROADSHEET SHE'S READING DOWN THE LIST ♪

SHE'S READING DOWN THE LIST ♪ ♪ OF THE GOING WRONGS

DOWN THE LIST ♪ ♪ OF THE GOING WRONGS OH YEAH YEAH YEAH

♪ OF THE GOING WRONGS OH YEAH YEAH YEAH M GETTIN' NO SLEEP

OH YEAH YEAH YEAH M GETTIN' NO SLEEP BECAUSE I'M ♪

M GETTIN' NO SLEEP BECAUSE I'M ♪ ♪ TOSSIN' AND TURNIN'

BECAUSE I'M ♪ ♪ TOSSIN' AND TURNIN' ALL NIGHT LONG YEAH

♪ TOSSIN' AND TURNIN' ALL NIGHT LONG YEAH OH THERE'S SOMEWHERE I'VE

ALL NIGHT LONG YEAH OH THERE'S SOMEWHERE I'VE SOMEWHERE I'VE ♪

OH THERE'S SOMEWHERE I'VE SOMEWHERE I'VE ♪ ♪ BEEN MEANING TO

SOMEWHERE I'VE ♪ ♪ BEEN MEANING TO MEANING TO

♪ BEEN MEANING TO MEANING TO TAKE THE CONVERSATION

MEANING TO TAKE THE CONVERSATION HOLD THAT THOUGHT ♪

TAKE THE CONVERSATION HOLD THAT THOUGHT ♪ ♪ OH THERE'S SOMEWHERE I'VE

HOLD THAT THOUGHT ♪ ♪ OH THERE'S SOMEWHERE I'VE SOMEWHERE VE

♪ OH THERE'S SOMEWHERE I'VE SOMEWHERE VE BEEN MEANING TO

SOMEWHERE VE BEEN MEANING TO MEANING TO ♪

BEEN MEANING TO MEANING TO ♪ ♪ TAKE THE CONVERSATION

MEANING TO ♪ ♪ TAKE THE CONVERSATION BUT I JUST CAN'T DO IT

♪ TAKE THE CONVERSATION BUT I JUST CAN'T DO IT YOU SHOW ME YOUR

BUT I JUST CAN'T DO IT YOU SHOW ME YOUR YOU SHOW ME YOUR ♪

YOU SHOW ME YOUR YOU SHOW ME YOUR ♪ ♪ BLACK GIRL THING

YOU SHOW ME YOUR ♪ ♪ BLACK GIRL THING BLACK GIRL THING

♪ BLACK GIRL THING BLACK GIRL THING PRETENDING THAT I KN

BLACK GIRL THING PRETENDING THAT I KN WHAT IT IS ♪

PRETENDING THAT I KN WHAT IT IS ♪ ♪ I WASN'T LISTENING

WHAT IT IS ♪ ♪ I WASN'T LISTENING I APOLOGIZE

♪ I WASN'T LISTENING I APOLOGIZE AND YOU MEET MY EYES

I APOLOGIZE AND YOU MEET MY EYES YEAH IT'S SIMPLE ♪

AND YOU MEET MY EYES YEAH IT'S SIMPLE ♪ ♪ AND IT GOES LIKE THIS

YEAH IT'S SIMPLE ♪ ♪ AND IT GOES LIKE THIS I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

♪ AND IT GOES LIKE THIS I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

I-I-I-I IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I

IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I-I AND YEAH I GOT IT

♪ I-I-I-I-I AND YEAH I GOT IT I FOUND IT

AND YEAH I GOT IT I FOUND IT I'VE JUST GOTTA KEEP IT ♪

I FOUND IT I'VE JUST GOTTA KEEP IT ♪ ♪ DON'T HEY YOU MUPPET

I'VE JUST GOTTA KEEP IT ♪ ♪ DON'T HEY YOU MUPPET IT'S NOT THAT DEEP

♪ DON'T HEY YOU MUPPET IT'S NOT THAT DEEP BUT I'VE BEEN

IT'S NOT THAT DEEP BUT I'VE BEEN COUNTING MY BLESSINGS ♪

BUT I'VE BEEN COUNTING MY BLESSINGS ♪ ♪ THINKING THIS THROUGH

COUNTING MY BLESSINGS ♪ ♪ THINKING THIS THROUGH IT'S LIKE ONE TWO YEAH

♪ THINKING THIS THROUGH IT'S LIKE ONE TWO YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

IT'S LIKE ONE TWO YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I ♪

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I ♪ ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

I-I-I-I ♪ ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I

♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I ♪

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I ♪ ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

I-I-I-I ♪ ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I

♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I YEAH

I-I-I-I YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

YEAH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

♪ I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

I-I-I-I I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ I-I-I-I ♪

♪ I-I-I-I ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Ja

>> Announcer: IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE."

>>> GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE.

>> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST.

I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. THIS WEEKEND, BITTER RIVALS WHO

>> I'M COLIN JOST. THIS WEEKEND, BITTER RIVALS WHO HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY PANNING

THIS WEEKEND, BITTER RIVALS WHO HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY PANNING FOR VOTES AND TRYING TO FORCE

HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY PANNING FOR VOTES AND TRYING TO FORCE THEIR POLITICS ON AMERICA WILL

FOR VOTES AND TRYING TO FORCE THEIR POLITICS ON AMERICA WILL FINALLY FACE OFF IN PERSON.

THEIR POLITICS ON AMERICA WILL FINALLY FACE OFF IN PERSON. I'M OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT

FINALLY FACE OFF IN PERSON. I'M OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT TOMORROW'S OSCARS.

I'M OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT TOMORROW'S OSCARS. THEY REAPOLOGETICED A REQUEST

TOMORROW'S OSCARS. THEY REAPOLOGETICED A REQUEST FROM UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT

THEY REAPOLOGETICED A REQUEST FROM UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY TO MAKE AN

FROM UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE DURING THE OSCARS,

VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE DURING THE OSCARS, BUT THEY PROMISE VOLODYMYR

APPEARANCE DURING THE OSCARS, BUT THEY PROMISE VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WILL BE HOW JOHN

BUT THEY PROMISE VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WILL BE HOW JOHN TRAVOLTA ANNOUNCES VIOLA DAVIS.

ZELENSKYY WILL BE HOW JOHN TRAVOLTA ANNOUNCES VIOLA DAVIS. ORGANIZERS SAID THEY CHANGED THE

TRAVOLTA ANNOUNCES VIOLA DAVIS. ORGANIZERS SAID THEY CHANGED THE COLOR OF THE ARRIVAL CARPET FROM

ORGANIZERS SAID THEY CHANGED THE COLOR OF THE ARRIVAL CARPET FROM RED TO CHAMPAGNE SO THE MOOD

COLOR OF THE ARRIVAL CARPET FROM RED TO CHAMPAGNE SO THE MOOD WOULD BE MORE MELLOW.

RED TO CHAMPAGNE SO THE MOOD WOULD BE MORE MELLOW. I DON'T KNOW.

WOULD BE MORE MELLOW. I DON'T KNOW. SWITCHING FROM RED TO CHAMPAGNE

I DON'T KNOW. SWITCHING FROM RED TO CHAMPAGNE USUALLY TURNS ME INTO A FULL ON

SWITCHING FROM RED TO CHAMPAGNE USUALLY TURNS ME INTO A FULL ON BITCH.

USUALLY TURNS ME INTO A FULL ON BITCH. >>> PRESIDENT BIDEN PROPOSED HIS

BITCH. >>> PRESIDENT BIDEN PROPOSED HIS BUDGET THAT WOULD HELP FUND

>>> PRESIDENT BIDEN PROPOSED HIS BUDGET THAT WOULD HELP FUND MEDICARE WITH A 25% TAX ON

BUDGET THAT WOULD HELP FUND MEDICARE WITH A 25% TAX ON MILLIONAIRES.

MEDICARE WITH A 25% TAX ON MILLIONAIRES. HA, TAKE THAT, RIHANNA.

MILLIONAIRES. HA, TAKE THAT, RIHANNA. PRESIDENT BIDEN'S PROPOSED

HA, TAKE THAT, RIHANNA. PRESIDENT BIDEN'S PROPOSED BUDGET INCLUDED $400 MILLION TO

PRESIDENT BIDEN'S PROPOSED BUDGET INCLUDED $400 MILLION TO TARGET THE NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF

BUDGET INCLUDED $400 MILLION TO TARGET THE NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF CHINESE DISINFORMATION, FORTUNE

TARGET THE NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF CHINESE DISINFORMATION, FORTUNE COOKIES.

CHINESE DISINFORMATION, FORTUNE COOKIES. >>> TUCKER CARLSON SEEN HERE

COOKIES. >>> TUCKER CARLSON SEEN HERE LAUGHING AT A DOG LOCKED IN A

>>> TUCKER CARLSON SEEN HERE LAUGHING AT A DOG LOCKED IN A HOT CAR RELEASED SECURITY

LAUGHING AT A DOG LOCKED IN A HOT CAR RELEASED SECURITY FOOTAGE FROM THE JANUARY 6

HOT CAR RELEASED SECURITY FOOTAGE FROM THE JANUARY 6 ATTACKS WITH THE VIOLENCE EDITED

FOOTAGE FROM THE JANUARY 6 ATTACKS WITH THE VIOLENCE EDITED OUT AND SAID IT PROVES IT WAS A

ATTACKS WITH THE VIOLENCE EDITED OUT AND SAID IT PROVES IT WAS A PEACEFUL GATHERING.

OUT AND SAID IT PROVES IT WAS A PEACEFUL GATHERING. WHICH IS LIKE EDITING ALL THE

PEACEFUL GATHERING. WHICH IS LIKE EDITING ALL THE SEX OUT OF A PORN VIDEO AND

WHICH IS LIKE EDITING ALL THE SEX OUT OF A PORN VIDEO AND SAYING IT'S A SHORT FILM ABOUT

SEX OUT OF A PORN VIDEO AND SAYING IT'S A SHORT FILM ABOUT BEING A STEP MOM.

SAYING IT'S A SHORT FILM ABOUT BEING A STEP MOM. >>> NEW DOCUMENTS FROM THE

BEING A STEP MOM. >>> NEW DOCUMENTS FROM THE DOMINION LAWSUIT REVEALED TEXTS

>>> NEW DOCUMENTS FROM THE DOMINION LAWSUIT REVEALED TEXTS FROM TUCKER CARLSON IN WHICH HE

DOMINION LAWSUIT REVEALED TEXTS FROM TUCKER CARLSON IN WHICH HE SAYS HE HATES DONALD TRUMP

FROM TUCKER CARLSON IN WHICH HE SAYS HE HATES DONALD TRUMP PASSIONATELY AND CAN'T WAIT

SAYS HE HATES DONALD TRUMP PASSIONATELY AND CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HE'S ABLE TO IGNORE HIM.

PASSIONATELY AND CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HE'S ABLE TO IGNORE HIM. THAT MUST SUCK TO GO ON TV AND

UNTIL HE'S ABLE TO IGNORE HIM. THAT MUST SUCK TO GO ON TV AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH SOME PSYCHOTIC

THAT MUST SUCK TO GO ON TV AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH SOME PSYCHOTIC BIG GOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S GOOD

MAKE FRIENDS WITH SOME PSYCHOTIC BIG GOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR THE SHOW.

BIG GOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR THE SHOW. ANYWAY, BACK TO YOU, COLIN.

FOR THE SHOW. ANYWAY, BACK TO YOU, COLIN. >> I DON'T GET IT.

ANYWAY, BACK TO YOU, COLIN. >> I DON'T GET IT. RUE PAUL HARSHLY CRITICIZED

>> I DON'T GET IT. RUE PAUL HARSHLY CRITICIZED LAWMAKERS WHO BANNED DRAG SHOWS,

RUE PAUL HARSHLY CRITICIZED LAWMAKERS WHO BANNED DRAG SHOWS, AND LET ME JUST SAY, I GOT TO

LAWMAKERS WHO BANNED DRAG SHOWS, AND LET ME JUST SAY, I GOT TO SERVE REALNESS ON THIS ONE.

AND LET ME JUST SAY, I GOT TO SERVE REALNESS ON THIS ONE. THESE DUSTY BREEDERS ARE RESTING

SERVE REALNESS ON THIS ONE. THESE DUSTY BREEDERS ARE RESTING ON UGLY, AND I AM GAGGING ON IT.

THESE DUSTY BREEDERS ARE RESTING ON UGLY, AND I AM GAGGING ON IT. I'M SORRY, GUYS, BEFORE THE

ON UGLY, AND I AM GAGGING ON IT. I'M SORRY, GUYS, BEFORE THE SHOW, I SWITCHED FROM RED TO

I'M SORRY, GUYS, BEFORE THE SHOW, I SWITCHED FROM RED TO CHAMPAGNE.

SHOW, I SWITCHED FROM RED TO CHAMPAGNE. >>> OH, BOY.

CHAMPAGNE. >>> OH, BOY. PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID THAT HE

>>> OH, BOY. PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID THAT HE SUPPORTS A BILL THAT WOULD ALLOW

PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID THAT HE SUPPORTS A BILL THAT WOULD ALLOW THE GOVERNMENT TO BAN TIKTOK.

SUPPORTS A BILL THAT WOULD ALLOW THE GOVERNMENT TO BAN TIKTOK. BUT ONLY BECAUSE BIDEN THINKS

THE GOVERNMENT TO BAN TIKTOK. BUT ONLY BECAUSE BIDEN THINKS TIKTOK IS A GANG MEMBER FROM HIS

BUT ONLY BECAUSE BIDEN THINKS TIKTOK IS A GANG MEMBER FROM HIS OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.

TIKTOK IS A GANG MEMBER FROM HIS OLD NEIGHBORHOOD. >>> AFTER WALGREENS ANNOUNCED

OLD NEIGHBORHOOD. >>> AFTER WALGREENS ANNOUNCED THEY WILL STOP SELLING ABORTION

>>> AFTER WALGREENS ANNOUNCED THEY WILL STOP SELLING ABORTION PILLS IN 21 STATES, CVS HAS

THEY WILL STOP SELLING ABORTION PILLS IN 21 STATES, CVS HAS REMAINED SILENT.

PILLS IN 21 STATES, CVS HAS REMAINED SILENT. WHILE OVER AT RITE AID, YOU CAN

REMAINED SILENT. WHILE OVER AT RITE AID, YOU CAN JUST GRAB A PILL FROM THE TAKE

WHILE OVER AT RITE AID, YOU CAN JUST GRAB A PILL FROM THE TAKE ABORTION LEAVE ABORTION TRAY.

JUST GRAB A PILL FROM THE TAKE ABORTION LEAVE ABORTION TRAY. >>> IT WAS REPORTED THAT THE

ABORTION LEAVE ABORTION TRAY. >>> IT WAS REPORTED THAT THE ORGANIZERS OF KING CHARLES'

>>> IT WAS REPORTED THAT THE ORGANIZERS OF KING CHARLES' CORONATION HAVE OFFICIALLY

ORGANIZERS OF KING CHARLES' CORONATION HAVE OFFICIALLY INVITED MEGHAN MARKLE -- AND

CORONATION HAVE OFFICIALLY INVITED MEGHAN MARKLE -- AND THIS IS NICE -- AT A STARTING

INVITED MEGHAN MARKLE -- AND THIS IS NICE -- AT A STARTING SALARY OF $19 AN HOUR.

THIS IS NICE -- AT A STARTING SALARY OF $19 AN HOUR. THAT SEEMS VERY GENEROUS, GUYS.

SALARY OF $19 AN HOUR. THAT SEEMS VERY GENEROUS, GUYS. >>> THIS WEEK, TENNESSEE

THAT SEEMS VERY GENEROUS, GUYS. >>> THIS WEEK, TENNESSEE LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR RANDY

>>> THIS WEEK, TENNESSEE LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR RANDY McNALLY WAS CAUGHT USING HIS

LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR RANDY McNALLY WAS CAUGHT USING HIS VERIFIED INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT TO

McNALLY WAS CAUGHT USING HIS VERIFIED INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT TO ENGAGE WITH PROVOCATIVE PHOTOS

VERIFIED INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT TO ENGAGE WITH PROVOCATIVE PHOTOS OF A GAY YOUNG MAN.

ENGAGE WITH PROVOCATIVE PHOTOS OF A GAY YOUNG MAN. HERE TO COMMENT THE GOVERNOR

OF A GAY YOUNG MAN. HERE TO COMMENT THE GOVERNOR McNALLY.

HERE TO COMMENT THE GOVERNOR McNALLY. >> SORRY I'M LATE.

McNALLY. >> SORRY I'M LATE. I SPENT ALL DAY PRINTING OUT MAP

>> SORRY I'M LATE. I SPENT ALL DAY PRINTING OUT MAP QUEST DIRECTIONS.

I SPENT ALL DAY PRINTING OUT MAP QUEST DIRECTIONS. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT

QUEST DIRECTIONS. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT I'M NOT GOOD AT THE INTERNET.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT I'M NOT GOOD AT THE INTERNET. >> YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN WHO

I'M NOT GOOD AT THE INTERNET. >> YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN WHO SUPPORTS TENNESSEE'S ANTI-DRAG

>> YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN WHO SUPPORTS TENNESSEE'S ANTI-DRAG LAWS.

SUPPORTS TENNESSEE'S ANTI-DRAG LAWS. CAN YOU KU EXPLAIN WHY YOU

LAWS. CAN YOU KU EXPLAIN WHY YOU COMMENTED ON A THIRST TRAP, YOU

CAN YOU KU EXPLAIN WHY YOU COMMENTED ON A THIRST TRAP, YOU CAN TURN A RAINY DAY INTO

COMMENTED ON A THIRST TRAP, YOU CAN TURN A RAINY DAY INTO RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE?

CAN TURN A RAINY DAY INTO RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE? I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE WOULD FIND

RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE? I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE WOULD FIND OUT BECAUSE I USED A SCREEN

I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE WOULD FIND OUT BECAUSE I USED A SCREEN NAME.

OUT BECAUSE I USED A SCREEN NAME. >> WHAT IS THE SCREEN NAME?

NAME. >> WHAT IS THE SCREEN NAME? >> LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR McNALLY.

>> WHAT IS THE SCREEN NAME? >> LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR McNALLY. >> YOU SEE HOW THIS COULD BE A

>> LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR McNALLY. >> YOU SEE HOW THIS COULD BE A PROBLEM.

>> YOU SEE HOW THIS COULD BE A PROBLEM. ALSO I WANT TO POINT OUT YOU

PROBLEM. ALSO I WANT TO POINT OUT YOU COMMENTED THREE HEARTS AND THREE

ALSO I WANT TO POINT OUT YOU COMMENTED THREE HEARTS AND THREE FIRE EMOJIS ON THIS NAKED PHOTO

COMMENTED THREE HEARTS AND THREE FIRE EMOJIS ON THIS NAKED PHOTO OF THE SAME YOUNG GAY MAN.

FIRE EMOJIS ON THIS NAKED PHOTO OF THE SAME YOUNG GAY MAN. >> WELL, COLIN, I DON'T

OF THE SAME YOUNG GAY MAN. >> WELL, COLIN, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE.

>> WELL, COLIN, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE. I COMMENT ON PHOTOS OF ALL

DISCRIMINATE. I COMMENT ON PHOTOS OF ALL ORIENTATIONS.

I COMMENT ON PHOTOS OF ALL ORIENTATIONS. ORIENTATIONS LIKE FROM THE SIDE,

ORIENTATIONS. ORIENTATIONS LIKE FROM THE SIDE, FROM THE FRONT, FROM THE BACK.

ORIENTATIONS LIKE FROM THE SIDE, FROM THE FRONT, FROM THE BACK. THERE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE A

FROM THE FRONT, FROM THE BACK. THERE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE A BUTT, BUT IT HELPS.

THERE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE A BUTT, BUT IT HELPS. WHATEVER THE PHOTO, IT'S MY JOB

BUTT, BUT IT HELPS. WHATEVER THE PHOTO, IT'S MY JOB TO ENCOURAGE MY CONSTITUENTS.

WHATEVER THE PHOTO, IT'S MY JOB TO ENCOURAGE MY CONSTITUENTS. >> I THINK IT'S JUST SOME

TO ENCOURAGE MY CONSTITUENTS. >> I THINK IT'S JUST SOME CONFUSION ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS.

>> I THINK IT'S JUST SOME CONFUSION ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS. >> COLIN, I STAND BY MY

CONFUSION ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS. >> COLIN, I STAND BY MY TRADITIONAL VALUES.

>> COLIN, I STAND BY MY TRADITIONAL VALUES. I BELIEVE A WOMAN SHOULD BE IN

TRADITIONAL VALUES. I BELIEVE A WOMAN SHOULD BE IN THE HOME, AND A MAN SHOULD BE

I BELIEVE A WOMAN SHOULD BE IN THE HOME, AND A MAN SHOULD BE 143 POUNDS AND DANCING TO DUA

THE HOME, AND A MAN SHOULD BE 143 POUNDS AND DANCING TO DUA LIPA.

143 POUNDS AND DANCING TO DUA LIPA. >> OKAY.

LIPA. >> OKAY. YOU -- OKAY.

>> OKAY. YOU -- OKAY. YES.

YOU -- OKAY. YES. YOU'RE VERY CUTE, BUT YOU ARE --

YES. YOU'RE VERY CUTE, BUT YOU ARE -- YOU ARE CLAIMING THESE

YOU'RE VERY CUTE, BUT YOU ARE -- YOU ARE CLAIMING THESE INTERACTIONS ARE INNOCENT, BUT

YOU ARE CLAIMING THESE INTERACTIONS ARE INNOCENT, BUT IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.

INTERACTIONS ARE INNOCENT, BUT IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. >> I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR THE

IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. >> I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR THE LITTLE GUY, JOE AVERAGE, EVERY

>> I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR THE LITTLE GUY, JOE AVERAGE, EVERY TOM, DICK, AND HAIRLESS.

LITTLE GUY, JOE AVERAGE, EVERY TOM, DICK, AND HAIRLESS. >> I THINK SO THE PEOPLE OF

TOM, DICK, AND HAIRLESS. >> I THINK SO THE PEOPLE OF TENNESSEE FEEL MISLED.

>> I THINK SO THE PEOPLE OF TENNESSEE FEEL MISLED. >> IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

TENNESSEE FEEL MISLED. >> IT'S NO BIG DEAL. I'M JUST LOOKING.

>> IT'S NO BIG DEAL. I'M JUST LOOKING. LOOKING AT PICTURES ON ZILLOW

I'M JUST LOOKING. LOOKING AT PICTURES ON ZILLOW DOESN'T MAKE ME A HOMEOWNER,

LOOKING AT PICTURES ON ZILLOW DOESN'T MAKE ME A HOMEOWNER, ALTHOUGH I HAVE DONE A FEW 3D

DOESN'T MAKE ME A HOMEOWNER, ALTHOUGH I HAVE DONE A FEW 3D TOURS.

ALTHOUGH I HAVE DONE A FEW 3D TOURS. >> RANDY.

TOURS. >> RANDY. >> RANDY BY NAME, RANDY BY

>> RANDY. >> RANDY BY NAME, RANDY BY NATURE.

>> RANDY BY NAME, RANDY BY NATURE. >> WHY ARE YOU INTERACTING WITH

NATURE. >> WHY ARE YOU INTERACTING WITH THESE YOUNG MEN?

>> WHY ARE YOU INTERACTING WITH THESE YOUNG MEN? >> BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO VOTERS

THESE YOUNG MEN? >> BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO VOTERS OR PEOPLE WHO COULD VOTE IN THE

>> BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO VOTERS OR PEOPLE WHO COULD VOTE IN THE FUTURE.

OR PEOPLE WHO COULD VOTE IN THE FUTURE. I'M A PROUD CONSERVATIVE.

FUTURE. I'M A PROUD CONSERVATIVE. I RESPECT POLICE OFFICERS, FIRE

I'M A PROUD CONSERVATIVE. I RESPECT POLICE OFFICERS, FIRE FIGHTERS, ANY MAN WHO PUTS HIS

I RESPECT POLICE OFFICERS, FIRE FIGHTERS, ANY MAN WHO PUTS HIS BODY ONLINE FOR OTHERS.

FIGHTERS, ANY MAN WHO PUTS HIS BODY ONLINE FOR OTHERS. >> DO YOU MEAN ON THE LINE FOR

BODY ONLINE FOR OTHERS. >> DO YOU MEAN ON THE LINE FOR OTHERS?

>> DO YOU MEAN ON THE LINE FOR OTHERS? >> WHAT DID I SAY?

OTHERS? >> WHAT DID I SAY? BY THE WAY, ANY CHANCE YOU CAN

>> WHAT DID I SAY? BY THE WAY, ANY CHANCE YOU CAN PRINT ME OUT ANOTHER MAP QUEST?

BY THE WAY, ANY CHANCE YOU CAN PRINT ME OUT ANOTHER MAP QUEST? I'M TRYING TO GET TO FLAMING

PRINT ME OUT ANOTHER MAP QUEST? I'M TRYING TO GET TO FLAMING SADDLES.

I'M TRYING TO GET TO FLAMING SADDLES. >> RAN DID I, FOLKS ARE CALLING

SADDLES. >> RAN DID I, FOLKS ARE CALLING YOU A HYPOCRITE FOR ENFORCING

>> RAN DID I, FOLKS ARE CALLING YOU A HYPOCRITE FOR ENFORCING ANTILBGTQ LAWS WHILE SEEMING TO

YOU A HYPOCRITE FOR ENFORCING ANTILBGTQ LAWS WHILE SEEMING TO ENJOY QUEER CONTENT.

ANTILBGTQ LAWS WHILE SEEMING TO ENJOY QUEER CONTENT. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

ENJOY QUEER CONTENT. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? I'M A HYPOCRITE?

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? I'M A HYPOCRITE? THAT I WAS FLIRTING WITH A

I'M A HYPOCRITE? THAT I WAS FLIRTING WITH A 20-YEAR-OLD DANCING AROUND IN

THAT I WAS FLIRTING WITH A 20-YEAR-OLD DANCING AROUND IN HIS FINE WASHABLES?

20-YEAR-OLD DANCING AROUND IN HIS FINE WASHABLES? THAT I MADE IT LEGAL TO HAVE

HIS FINE WASHABLES? THAT I MADE IT LEGAL TO HAVE GUNS IN LIBRARIES BUT NOT DRAG

THAT I MADE IT LEGAL TO HAVE GUNS IN LIBRARIES BUT NOT DRAG QUEENS?

GUNS IN LIBRARIES BUT NOT DRAG QUEENS? THAT I PUBLICLY HATE THINGS THAT

QUEENS? THAT I PUBLICLY HATE THINGS THAT I SECRETLY LIKE?

THAT I PUBLICLY HATE THINGS THAT I SECRETLY LIKE? BOTH REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS

I SECRETLY LIKE? BOTH REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS ARE TELLING ME TO GET OFF

BOTH REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS ARE TELLING ME TO GET OFF INSTAGRAM, AND GUESS THAT, I

ARE TELLING ME TO GET OFF INSTAGRAM, AND GUESS THAT, I WILL BECAUSE I FORGOT MY

INSTAGRAM, AND GUESS THAT, I WILL BECAUSE I FORGOT MY PASSWORD.

WILL BECAUSE I FORGOT MY PASSWORD. >> RANDY McNALLY, EVERYONE.

PASSWORD. >> RANDY McNALLY, EVERYONE. >> MEET ME AT FLAMING SADDLES.

>> RANDY McNALLY, EVERYONE. >> MEET ME AT FLAMING SADDLES. >> ANY TIME.

>> MEET ME AT FLAMING SADDLES. >> ANY TIME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> ANY TIME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> A DEEP SEA DIVER HAS

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> A DEEP SEA DIVER HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO SET A NEW

>>> A DEEP SEA DIVER HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO SET A NEW WORLD RECORD BY LIVING UNDER

ANNOUNCED PLANS TO SET A NEW WORLD RECORD BY LIVING UNDER WATER FOR 100 DAYS.

WORLD RECORD BY LIVING UNDER WATER FOR 100 DAYS. I FEEL LIKE THE RECORD IS LONGER

WATER FOR 100 DAYS. I FEEL LIKE THE RECORD IS LONGER THAN THAT, SAID THE PEOPLE OF

I FEEL LIKE THE RECORD IS LONGER THAN THAT, SAID THE PEOPLE OF NEW ORLEANS.

THAN THAT, SAID THE PEOPLE OF NEW ORLEANS. I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT THAT

NEW ORLEANS. I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT THAT WOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT THAT WOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH. >>> A MAN IN FLORIDA SAID HE WAS

WOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH. >>> A MAN IN FLORIDA SAID HE WAS SURPRISED WHEN HE HEARD A KNOCK

>>> A MAN IN FLORIDA SAID HE WAS SURPRISED WHEN HE HEARD A KNOCK AT THE DOOR AND IT TURNED OUT TO

SURPRISED WHEN HE HEARD A KNOCK AT THE DOOR AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN ALLIGATOR.

AT THE DOOR AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN ALLIGATOR. EVEN MORE SURPRISING, IT WAS

BE AN ALLIGATOR. EVEN MORE SURPRISING, IT WAS DOING THE THING FROM "LOVE

EVEN MORE SURPRISING, IT WAS DOING THE THING FROM "LOVE ACTUALLY".

DOING THE THING FROM "LOVE ACTUALLY". >>> OFFICIALS IN BERLIN

ACTUALLY". >>> OFFICIALS IN BERLIN ANNOUNCED THAT WOMEN WILL NOW BE

>>> OFFICIALS IN BERLIN ANNOUNCED THAT WOMEN WILL NOW BE ALLOWED TO GO TOPLESS AT THE

ANNOUNCED THAT WOMEN WILL NOW BE ALLOWED TO GO TOPLESS AT THE CITY'S POOLS, BUT OFFICIALS ALSO

ALLOWED TO GO TOPLESS AT THE CITY'S POOLS, BUT OFFICIALS ALSO SAID TO BE AWARE IT'S NOT GOING

CITY'S POOLS, BUT OFFICIALS ALSO SAID TO BE AWARE IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE ONES YOU WANT.

SAID TO BE AWARE IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE ONES YOU WANT. >>> ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT,

TO BE THE ONES YOU WANT. >>> ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, BY 2035, MORE THAN HALF OF THE

>>> ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, BY 2035, MORE THAN HALF OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION WILL BE JUST

BY 2035, MORE THAN HALF OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION WILL BE JUST HOW I LIKE THEM.

WORLD'S POPULATION WILL BE JUST HOW I LIKE THEM. >>> A PHOTO HAS GONE VIRAL OF A

HOW I LIKE THEM. >>> A PHOTO HAS GONE VIRAL OF A 98-YEAR-OLD WOMAN IN KENTUCKY

>>> A PHOTO HAS GONE VIRAL OF A 98-YEAR-OLD WOMAN IN KENTUCKY MEETING HER FIRST GREAT GREAT

98-YEAR-OLD WOMAN IN KENTUCKY MEETING HER FIRST GREAT GREAT GREAT GRAND CHILD.

MEETING HER FIRST GREAT GREAT GREAT GRAND CHILD. WOW, I WISH I HAD GOTTEN TO MEET

GREAT GRAND CHILD. WOW, I WISH I HAD GOTTEN TO MEET MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER

WOW, I WISH I HAD GOTTEN TO MEET MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER SO I COULD HAVE TOLD HER, DON'T

MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER SO I COULD HAVE TOLD HER, DON'T GET ON THAT BOAT!

SO I COULD HAVE TOLD HER, DON'T GET ON THAT BOAT! I EVEN TRIED ACTING DURING THAT

GET ON THAT BOAT! I EVEN TRIED ACTING DURING THAT ONE, MAN.

I EVEN TRIED ACTING DURING THAT ONE, MAN. >>> THERE IS A TREND ON TIKTOK

ONE, MAN. >>> THERE IS A TREND ON TIKTOK OF PEOPLE EATING ORANGES IN

>>> THERE IS A TREND ON TIKTOK OF PEOPLE EATING ORANGES IN SHOWERS CLAIMING THAT IT REDUCES

OF PEOPLE EATING ORANGES IN SHOWERS CLAIMING THAT IT REDUCES STRESS AND ANXIETY.

SHOWERS CLAIMING THAT IT REDUCES STRESS AND ANXIETY. BUT IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE

STRESS AND ANXIETY. BUT IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE FILMING YOURSELF EATING IN THE

BUT IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE FILMING YOURSELF EATING IN THE SHOWER, I WOULD ARGUE YOU DON'T

FILMING YOURSELF EATING IN THE SHOWER, I WOULD ARGUE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ANXIETY.

SHOWER, I WOULD ARGUE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ANXIETY. >>> A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT LONG

HAVE ENOUGH ANXIETY. >>> A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT LONG DISTANCE RUNNING DOES NOT CAUSE

>>> A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT LONG DISTANCE RUNNING DOES NOT CAUSE WEAR AND TEAR ON MARATHONERS'

DISTANCE RUNNING DOES NOT CAUSE WEAR AND TEAR ON MARATHONERS' KNEES, BUT IT DOES SAND THEIR

WEAR AND TEAR ON MARATHONERS' KNEES, BUT IT DOES SAND THEIR NIPPLES CLEAN OFF.

KNEES, BUT IT DOES SAND THEIR NIPPLES CLEAN OFF. >>> WEDNESDAY WAS INTERNATIONAL

NIPPLES CLEAN OFF. >>> WEDNESDAY WAS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY -- I SAID WAS.

>>> WEDNESDAY WAS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY -- I SAID WAS. NEXT JOKE.

WOMEN'S DAY -- I SAID WAS. NEXT JOKE. >>> A NEW STUDY FINDS --

NEXT JOKE. >>> A NEW STUDY FINDS -- [ LAUGHTER ]

>>> A NEW STUDY FINDS -- [ LAUGHTER ] A NEW STUDY FINDS SOME NEW YORK

[ LAUGHTER ] A NEW STUDY FINDS SOME NEW YORK CITY RATS CARRY THE VIRUS THAT

A NEW STUDY FINDS SOME NEW YORK CITY RATS CARRY THE VIRUS THAT CAUSES COVID, WHICH IS WHY I

CITY RATS CARRY THE VIRUS THAT CAUSES COVID, WHICH IS WHY I ALWAYS ORDER MINE WELL DONE.

CAUSES COVID, WHICH IS WHY I ALWAYS ORDER MINE WELL DONE. >>> WELL, GUYS, WE -- WE ONLY

ALWAYS ORDER MINE WELL DONE. >>> WELL, GUYS, WE -- WE ONLY HAVE ABOUT A MINUTE LEFT OF THE

>>> WELL, GUYS, WE -- WE ONLY HAVE ABOUT A MINUTE LEFT OF THE END OF UPDATE.

HAVE ABOUT A MINUTE LEFT OF THE END OF UPDATE. HERE TO FILL IT WITH SOME RANDOM

END OF UPDATE. HERE TO FILL IT WITH SOME RANDOM IMPRESSIONS IS JAMES AUSTIN

HERE TO FILL IT WITH SOME RANDOM IMPRESSIONS IS JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON.

IMPRESSIONS IS JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON. >> WOW.

JOHNSON. >> WOW. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> WOW. >> ALL RIGHT. JAMES, WHAT IS YOUR FIRST

>> ALL RIGHT. JAMES, WHAT IS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION?

JAMES, WHAT IS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION? >> THIS IS ADAM DRIVER AS KYLA

IMPRESSION? >> THIS IS ADAM DRIVER AS KYLA FROM STAR WARS ON THE SHOW

>> THIS IS ADAM DRIVER AS KYLA FROM STAR WARS ON THE SHOW GIRLS.

FROM STAR WARS ON THE SHOW GIRLS. DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS

GIRLS. DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO BE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE

DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO BE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE?

TO BE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE? NO, YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A

FORCE? NO, YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHILD!

NO, YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHILD! >> OKAY.

CHILD! >> OKAY. GREAT, GREAT.

>> OKAY. GREAT, GREAT. ALL RIGHT.

GREAT, GREAT. ALL RIGHT. WAIT.

ALL RIGHT. WAIT. ALL RIGHT.

WAIT. ALL RIGHT. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

ALL RIGHT. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? >> BATMAN AND HE'S READING

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? >> BATMAN AND HE'S READING WHERE'S WALDO.

>> BATMAN AND HE'S READING WHERE'S WALDO. >> BATMAN READING WHERE'S WAL.

WHERE'S WALDO. >> BATMAN READING WHERE'S WAL. >> WHERE IS HE?

>> BATMAN READING WHERE'S WAL. >> WHERE IS HE? >> OKAY.

>> WHERE IS HE? >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

ALL RIGHT. OKAY. WELL, THAT'S GREAT.

OKAY. WELL, THAT'S GREAT. I THINK WE'RE ALREADY RUNNING

WELL, THAT'S GREAT. I THINK WE'RE ALREADY RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

I THINK WE'RE ALREADY RUNNING OUT OF TIME. OKAY.

OUT OF TIME. OKAY. >> THIS NEXT IMPRESSION WOULD

OKAY. >> THIS NEXT IMPRESSION WOULD MAKE A GREAT SKETCH ON THE SHOW.

>> THIS NEXT IMPRESSION WOULD MAKE A GREAT SKETCH ON THE SHOW. YOU SHOULD CONSIDER IT.

MAKE A GREAT SKETCH ON THE SHOW. YOU SHOULD CONSIDER IT. >> SURE.

YOU SHOULD CONSIDER IT. >> SURE. >> THIS IS JAY-Z AND HE'S

>> SURE. >> THIS IS JAY-Z AND HE'S DOWNSTAIRS.

>> THIS IS JAY-Z AND HE'S DOWNSTAIRS. >> OKAY.

DOWNSTAIRS. >> OKAY. >> BUSEY, BUSEY, BEYONCE.

>> OKAY. >> BUSEY, BUSEY, BEYONCE. >> HOLD ON.

>> BUSEY, BUSEY, BEYONCE. >> HOLD ON. HOW WOULD YOU PLAY JAY-Z?

>> HOLD ON. HOW WOULD YOU PLAY JAY-Z? >> HE WOULD BE DOWNSTAIRS.

HOW WOULD YOU PLAY JAY-Z? >> HE WOULD BE DOWNSTAIRS. YOU DON'T SEE HIM BECAUSE HE'S

>> HE WOULD BE DOWNSTAIRS. YOU DON'T SEE HIM BECAUSE HE'S DOWNSTAIRS.

YOU DON'T SEE HIM BECAUSE HE'S DOWNSTAIRS. >> I DON'T THINK YOU PUT MUCH

DOWNSTAIRS. >> I DON'T THINK YOU PUT MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS.

>> I DON'T THINK YOU PUT MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS. >> I HAVE A STOCK PILE OF

THOUGHT INTO THIS. >> I HAVE A STOCK PILE OF USELESS TWO SECOND IMPRESSIONS

>> I HAVE A STOCK PILE OF USELESS TWO SECOND IMPRESSIONS THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

USELESS TWO SECOND IMPRESSIONS THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH, SO I KIND OF THOUGHT, WHY

THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH, SO I KIND OF THOUGHT, WHY NOT DO THEM ON UPDATE WHERE IT

WITH, SO I KIND OF THOUGHT, WHY NOT DO THEM ON UPDATE WHERE IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.

NOT DO THEM ON UPDATE WHERE IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. BUT I HAVE TO GET THESE

DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. BUT I HAVE TO GET THESE IMPRESSIONS OUT.

BUT I HAVE TO GET THESE IMPRESSIONS OUT. IT'S MY BRAND.

IMPRESSIONS OUT. IT'S MY BRAND. BARTENDERS WON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME

IT'S MY BRAND. BARTENDERS WON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME AT THE AFTERPARTY IF I DON'T DO

BARTENDERS WON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME AT THE AFTERPARTY IF I DON'T DO MY TRUMP VOICE.

AT THE AFTERPARTY IF I DON'T DO MY TRUMP VOICE. WE HAVE BEEN WAITING A VERY LONG

MY TRUMP VOICE. WE HAVE BEEN WAITING A VERY LONG TIME FOR THAT NEGRONI.

WE HAVE BEEN WAITING A VERY LONG TIME FOR THAT NEGRONI. THIS IS MUCH TOO LONG.

TIME FOR THAT NEGRONI. THIS IS MUCH TOO LONG. IT'S A THREE INGREDIENT GREEN.

THIS IS MUCH TOO LONG. IT'S A THREE INGREDIENT GREEN. IT'S VERY, VERY SWEET.

IT'S A THREE INGREDIENT GREEN. IT'S VERY, VERY SWEET. I LOVE MY NEGRONI.

IT'S VERY, VERY SWEET. I LOVE MY NEGRONI. >> WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE

I LOVE MY NEGRONI. >> WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE IMPRESSION, BUT IT'S GOT TO BE

>> WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE IMPRESSION, BUT IT'S GOT TO BE QUICK.

IMPRESSION, BUT IT'S GOT TO BE QUICK. >> I'VE GOT THE PERFECT ONE.

QUICK. >> I'VE GOT THE PERFECT ONE. THIS IS BOB DYLAN'S CELL PHONE

>> I'VE GOT THE PERFECT ONE. THIS IS BOB DYLAN'S CELL PHONE ON VIBRATE.

THIS IS BOB DYLAN'S CELL PHONE ON VIBRATE. HEY, HEY, HEY.

ON VIBRATE. HEY, HEY, HEY. >> JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON,

HEY, HEY, HEY. >> JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON, EVERYONE.

>> JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON, EVERYONE. FOR "WEEK

EVERYONE. FOR "WEEK >>> FATHER, CAN YOU SAVE HER?

FOR "WEEK >>> FATHER, CAN YOU SAVE HER? CAN YOU SAVE MY DAUGHTER?

>>> FATHER, CAN YOU SAVE HER? CAN YOU SAVE MY DAUGHTER? >> WITHOUT FATHER MURPHY, I

CAN YOU SAVE MY DAUGHTER? >> WITHOUT FATHER MURPHY, I CAN'T PERFORM AN EXORCISM ALONE.

>> WITHOUT FATHER MURPHY, I CAN'T PERFORM AN EXORCISM ALONE. >> YOU WILL ROT IN HELL.

CAN'T PERFORM AN EXORCISM ALONE. >> YOU WILL ROT IN HELL. >> HONEY, HEAR MY VOICE.

>> YOU WILL ROT IN HELL. >> HONEY, HEAR MY VOICE. I KNOW YOU'RE STILL IN THERE,

>> HONEY, HEAR MY VOICE. I KNOW YOU'RE STILL IN THERE, CLAIRE.

I KNOW YOU'RE STILL IN THERE, CLAIRE. >> DID SOMEONE JUST KNOCK ON OUR

CLAIRE. >> DID SOMEONE JUST KNOCK ON OUR DOOR?

>> DID SOMEONE JUST KNOCK ON OUR DOOR? >> HELLO?

DOOR? >> HELLO? IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

>> HELLO? IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. WHAT IS ALL THE RUCCUS?

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. WHAT IS ALL THE RUCCUS? >> OH, FATHER, THIS IS OUR

WHAT IS ALL THE RUCCUS? >> OH, FATHER, THIS IS OUR UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, MRS. SHAW.

>> OH, FATHER, THIS IS OUR UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, MRS. SHAW. >> AND I SHAWED HAVE BEEN ASLEEP

UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, MRS. SHAW. >> AND I SHAWED HAVE BEEN ASLEEP 45 MINUTES AGO, BUT I SUPPOSE

>> AND I SHAWED HAVE BEEN ASLEEP 45 MINUTES AGO, BUT I SUPPOSE YOU ALL DECIDE TODAY THROW A

45 MINUTES AGO, BUT I SUPPOSE YOU ALL DECIDE TODAY THROW A PARTY ON A TUESDAY.

YOU ALL DECIDE TODAY THROW A PARTY ON A TUESDAY. >> THIS ISN'T A PARTY.

PARTY ON A TUESDAY. >> THIS ISN'T A PARTY. >> IT'S OUR DAUGHTER.

>> THIS ISN'T A PARTY. >> IT'S OUR DAUGHTER. SHE'S BEEN POSSESSED.

>> IT'S OUR DAUGHTER. SHE'S BEEN POSSESSED. >> WE'RE WAITING FOR FATHER

SHE'S BEEN POSSESSED. >> WE'RE WAITING FOR FATHER MURPHY.

>> WE'RE WAITING FOR FATHER MURPHY. >> Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO WAIT.

MURPHY. >> Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO WAIT. I'LL DO IT.

>> Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO WAIT. I'LL DO IT. >> DO WHAT?

I'LL DO IT. >> DO WHAT? >> THE EXORCISM.

>> DO WHAT? >> THE EXORCISM. I'M GETTING MY SLEEP TONIGHT.

>> THE EXORCISM. I'M GETTING MY SLEEP TONIGHT. >> AHH!

I'M GETTING MY SLEEP TONIGHT. >> AHH! >> AHH!

>> AHH! >> AHH! SEE I CAN DO IT TOO, OKAY?

>> AHH! SEE I CAN DO IT TOO, OKAY? YOU DON'T SCARE ME, SWEETIE.

SEE I CAN DO IT TOO, OKAY? YOU DON'T SCARE ME, SWEETIE. >> YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL.

YOU DON'T SCARE ME, SWEETIE. >> YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL. YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD.

>> YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL. YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD. >> I'LL LET YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN

YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD. >> I'LL LET YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN A CROSSING GUARD AT NASSAU AND

>> I'LL LET YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN A CROSSING GUARD AT NASSAU AND EDGE MONT FOR SIX YEARS.

A CROSSING GUARD AT NASSAU AND EDGE MONT FOR SIX YEARS. THAT'S SIX LANES.

EDGE MONT FOR SIX YEARS. THAT'S SIX LANES. EVERY DAY, I'M THE ONLY THING

THAT'S SIX LANES. EVERY DAY, I'M THE ONLY THING STOPPING 5th GRADERS FROM

EVERY DAY, I'M THE ONLY THING STOPPING 5th GRADERS FROM GETTING SENT TO HELL BY A U.P.S.

STOPPING 5th GRADERS FROM GETTING SENT TO HELL BY A U.P.S. TRUCK.

GETTING SENT TO HELL BY A U.P.S. TRUCK. HELLO?

TRUCK. HELLO? OKAY, YOU NEED TO GET OUT.

HELLO? OKAY, YOU NEED TO GET OUT. USE YOUR WORDS.

OKAY, YOU NEED TO GET OUT. USE YOUR WORDS. >> SUCK MY BUTT!

USE YOUR WORDS. >> SUCK MY BUTT! >> NO, MA'AM, I DON'T DO ALL

>> SUCK MY BUTT! >> NO, MA'AM, I DON'T DO ALL THAT.

>> NO, MA'AM, I DON'T DO ALL THAT. I TOSSED SALAD ONCE, AND I WAS

THAT. I TOSSED SALAD ONCE, AND I WAS LIKE, THIS AIN'T FOR ME.

I TOSSED SALAD ONCE, AND I WAS LIKE, THIS AIN'T FOR ME. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT FOR THE

LIKE, THIS AIN'T FOR ME. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT FOR THE PRIEST, MRS. SHAW.

>> MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT FOR THE PRIEST, MRS. SHAW. >> OH, NO.

PRIEST, MRS. SHAW. >> OH, NO. I NEED TO GET MY EIGHT HOURS.

>> OH, NO. I NEED TO GET MY EIGHT HOURS. UH-OH, WHERE'S SHE GOING?

I NEED TO GET MY EIGHT HOURS. UH-OH, WHERE'S SHE GOING? >> YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, YOU

UH-OH, WHERE'S SHE GOING? >> YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, YOU STUPID WHORE.

>> YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, YOU STUPID WHORE. >> STUPID WHAT NOW?

STUPID WHORE. >> STUPID WHAT NOW? OH, HONEY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE

>> STUPID WHAT NOW? OH, HONEY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT.

OH, HONEY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT. YESTERDAY, A THIRD GRADER CALLED

TO DO BETTER THAN THAT. YESTERDAY, A THIRD GRADER CALLED ME A USED UP SKANK.

YESTERDAY, A THIRD GRADER CALLED ME A USED UP SKANK. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

ME A USED UP SKANK. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? >> YOU'RE AN UGLY -- UMM --

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? >> YOU'RE AN UGLY -- UMM -- >> UMM WHAT?

>> YOU'RE AN UGLY -- UMM -- >> UMM WHAT? LOOK AT YOU STUTTERING.

>> UMM WHAT? LOOK AT YOU STUTTERING. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BEFORE I TURN

LOOK AT YOU STUTTERING. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BEFORE I TURN ON THE CEILING FAN.

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BEFORE I TURN ON THE CEILING FAN. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

ON THE CEILING FAN. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> IS IT WORKING?

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> IS IT WORKING? >> YEAH, IT IS.

>> IS IT WORKING? >> YEAH, IT IS. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.

>> YEAH, IT IS. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. >> LET ME OUT.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. >> LET ME OUT. >> SHE'S EXPELLING THE DEMON.

>> LET ME OUT. >> SHE'S EXPELLING THE DEMON. QUICK, WE'LL NEED A NEW VESSEL.

>> SHE'S EXPELLING THE DEMON. QUICK, WE'LL NEED A NEW VESSEL. >> I GOT YOU A VESSEL ALL RIGHT.

QUICK, WE'LL NEED A NEW VESSEL. >> I GOT YOU A VESSEL ALL RIGHT. FRANK!

>> I GOT YOU A VESSEL ALL RIGHT. FRANK! GET DOWN HERE, FRANK!

FRANK! GET DOWN HERE, FRANK! >> WOMAN, WHAT YOU WANT?

GET DOWN HERE, FRANK! >> WOMAN, WHAT YOU WANT? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.

>> WOMAN, WHAT YOU WANT? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. >> YOU CAN'T SLEEP IF YOU'RE

I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. >> YOU CAN'T SLEEP IF YOU'RE TALKING.

>> YOU CAN'T SLEEP IF YOU'RE TALKING. AND LITTLE GIRL, YOUR ASS BETTER

TALKING. AND LITTLE GIRL, YOUR ASS BETTER NOT BE LEVITATING BACK THERE.

AND LITTLE GIRL, YOUR ASS BETTER NOT BE LEVITATING BACK THERE. >> SORRY, MRS. SHAW.

NOT BE LEVITATING BACK THERE. >> SORRY, MRS. SHAW. >> THANK YOU, BABY.

>> SORRY, MRS. SHAW. >> THANK YOU, BABY. >> WAKING MY ASS UP AT 9:00 P.M.

>> THANK YOU, BABY. >> WAKING MY ASS UP AT 9:00 P.M. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

>> WAKING MY ASS UP AT 9:00 P.M. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. >> WE DOING AN EXORCISM, FRANK.

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. >> WE DOING AN EXORCISM, FRANK. >> WELL, I SHAWED HAVE BEEN

>> WE DOING AN EXORCISM, FRANK. >> WELL, I SHAWED HAVE BEEN ASLEEP 47 MINUTES AGO.

>> WELL, I SHAWED HAVE BEEN ASLEEP 47 MINUTES AGO. >> WE KNOW, BABY.

ASLEEP 47 MINUTES AGO. >> WE KNOW, BABY. NOW YOU GOT TO BE A VESSEL FOR

>> WE KNOW, BABY. NOW YOU GOT TO BE A VESSEL FOR THIS HERE DEMON.

NOW YOU GOT TO BE A VESSEL FOR THIS HERE DEMON. >> I DON'T WANT DO THAT.

THIS HERE DEMON. >> I DON'T WANT DO THAT. >> IF YOU DON'T DO IT, I'LL

>> I DON'T WANT DO THAT. >> IF YOU DON'T DO IT, I'LL CANCEL OUR SEX DATE NEXT WEEK.

>> IF YOU DON'T DO IT, I'LL CANCEL OUR SEX DATE NEXT WEEK. >> OKAY.

CANCEL OUR SEX DATE NEXT WEEK. >> OKAY. FOUND MY WEAK SPOT.

>> OKAY. FOUND MY WEAK SPOT. LET ME GET SITUATED FIRST.

FOUND MY WEAK SPOT. LET ME GET SITUATED FIRST. ALL RIGHT.

LET ME GET SITUATED FIRST. ALL RIGHT. COME ON NOW, DEMON.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON NOW, DEMON. DO YOUR WORST.

COME ON NOW, DEMON. DO YOUR WORST. >> OH, MY GOD.

DO YOUR WORST. >> OH, MY GOD. MOM, DAD, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

>> OH, MY GOD. MOM, DAD, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WHY ARE THE SHAWS IN OUR HOUSE?

MOM, DAD, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WHY ARE THE SHAWS IN OUR HOUSE? SHOULDN'T THEY BE ASLEEP?

WHY ARE THE SHAWS IN OUR HOUSE? SHOULDN'T THEY BE ASLEEP? >> WE CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.

SHOULDN'T THEY BE ASLEEP? >> WE CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. >> IT'S ALL GOOD.

>> WE CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. >> IT'S ALL GOOD. Y'ALL SLEEP TIGHT NOW.

>> IT'S ALL GOOD. Y'ALL SLEEP TIGHT NOW. COME ON, FRANK.

Y'ALL SLEEP TIGHT NOW. COME ON, FRANK. FRANK?

COME ON, FRANK. FRANK? >> I DON'T LIKE DIZZY!

>>> ONCE AGAIN, THE 1975. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ I'VE BEEN SUICIDAL ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ I'VE BEEN SUICIDAL ♪ ♪ YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR WEEKS

♪ I'VE BEEN SUICIDAL ♪ ♪ YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR WEEKS IF I'M UNDECIDED

♪ YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR WEEKS IF I'M UNDECIDED WILL YOU DECIDE FOR ME

IF I'M UNDECIDED WILL YOU DECIDE FOR ME BABY I'LL DO ANYTHING ♪

WILL YOU DECIDE FOR ME BABY I'LL DO ANYTHING ♪ ♪ THAT YOU WANNA

BABY I'LL DO ANYTHING ♪ ♪ THAT YOU WANNA I'LL TRY ANYTHING

♪ THAT YOU WANNA I'LL TRY ANYTHING THAT YOU WANNA

I'LL TRY ANYTHING THAT YOU WANNA I'LL TRY ♪

THAT YOU WANNA I'LL TRY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE ON MY MIND

I'LL TRY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE I WANNA GET IT RIGHT

OH CAROLINE I WANNA GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME ♪

I WANNA GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS

THIS TIME ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE

ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE ♪ GETTING SUICIDAL

OH CAROLINE ♪ GETTING SUICIDAL IT'S HONESTLY NOT FOR ME

♪ GETTING SUICIDAL IT'S HONESTLY NOT FOR ME I'M GETTIN' ON MY NERVES

IT'S HONESTLY NOT FOR ME I'M GETTIN' ON MY NERVES BY GETTIN' ON MY KNEES ♪

I'M GETTIN' ON MY NERVES BY GETTIN' ON MY KNEES ♪ ♪ GETTING CUCKE

BY GETTIN' ON MY KNEES ♪ ♪ GETTING CUCKE I DON'T NEED IT

♪ GETTING CUCKE I DON'T NEED IT THE PLACE I WANT TO BE

I DON'T NEED IT THE PLACE I WANT TO BE IS SOMEWHERE IN YOUR HEART ♪

THE PLACE I WANT TO BE IS SOMEWHERE IN YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ SOMEWHERE GUARANTEED

IS SOMEWHERE IN YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ SOMEWHERE GUARANTEED 'CAUSE BABY

♪ SOMEWHERE GUARANTEED 'CAUSE BABY I'LL DO ANYTHING

'CAUSE BABY I'LL DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WANNA ♪

I'LL DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WANNA ♪ ♪ I'LL TRY ANYTHING

THAT YOU WANNA ♪ ♪ I'LL TRY ANYTHING THAT YOU WANNA

♪ I'LL TRY ANYTHING THAT YOU WANNA I'LL FIND MYSELF

THAT YOU WANNA I'LL FIND MYSELF IN THE MOONLIGHT ♪

I'LL FIND MYSELF IN THE MOONLIGHT ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE BABY

IN THE MOONLIGHT ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE BABY I WANT EVERYTHING

♪ 'CAUSE BABY I WANT EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANNA

I WANT EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANNA AND I'VE TRIED TO ♪

THAT YOU WANNA AND I'VE TRIED TO ♪ ♪ JUST BE ME

AND I'VE TRIED TO ♪ ♪ JUST BE ME LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES

♪ JUST BE ME LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES BUT YOU'RE ON MY MIND

LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES BUT YOU'RE ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE ♪

BUT YOU'RE ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE ♪ ♪ I WANNAET IT RIGHT

OH CAROLINE ♪ ♪ I WANNAET IT RIGHT THIS TIME

♪ I WANNAET IT RIGHT THIS TIME 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS

THIS TIME 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND ♪

'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ ALWAYS ON MY MIND

ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ ALWAYS ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE

♪ ALWAYS ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE OH I'VE TRIED TO FIND

OH CAROLINE OH I'VE TRIED TO FIND ANOTHER NAME ♪

OH I'VE TRIED TO FIND ANOTHER NAME ♪ ♪ A THOUSAND TIMES

ANOTHER NAME ♪ ♪ A THOUSAND TIMES BUT THE ONLY ONE THAT RHYMES

♪ A THOUSAND TIMES BUT THE ONLY ONE THAT RHYMES ALWAYS ON MY MIND

BUT THE ONLY ONE THAT RHYMES ALWAYS ON MY MIND IS OH CAROLINE ♪

ALWAYS ON MY MIND IS OH CAROLINE ♪ ♪ JUST GIVE ME

IS OH CAROLINE ♪ ♪ JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE TONIGHT

♪ JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE TONIGHT I DON'T WANT TO WASTE

ONE MORE CHANCE TONIGHT I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BABY ♪

I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BABY ♪ ♪ NO I DON'T WANT TO

MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BABY ♪ ♪ NO I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU

♪ NO I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BABY

WASTE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BABY OH CAROLINE ♪

BABY OH CAROLINE ♪ ♪ GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME

OH CAROLINE ♪ ♪ GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME ALWAYS ON MY MIND

♪ GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME ALWAYS ON MY MIND I WANNA GET IT RIGHT

ALWAYS ON MY MIND I WANNA GET IT RIGHT BUT YOU'RE ON MY MIND ♪

I WANNA GET IT RIGHT BUT YOU'RE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ OH CAROLINE

BUT YOU'RE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ OH CAROLINE I WANNA GET IT RIGHT

♪ OH CAROLINE I WANNA GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME

I WANNA GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ♪

THIS TIME 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ♪ ♪ ON MY MIND

'CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS ♪ ♪ ON MY MIND ALWAYS ON MY MIND

♪ ON MY MIND ALWAYS ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE

ALWAYS ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE OH CAROLINE ♪

OH CAROLINE OH CAROLINE ♪ >> SING IT, JAMIE.

OH CAROLINE ♪ >> SING IT, JAMIE. ♪ I WANNA GET IT RIGHT

>> SING IT, JAMIE. ♪ I WANNA GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME

♪ I WANNA GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME ALWAYS ON MY MIND

THIS TIME ALWAYS ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE ♪

ALWAYS ON MY MIND OH CAROLINE ♪ ♪

OH CAROLINE ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>>> ALL RIGHT, TROOPS. I'M NOT GOING TO SUGAR COAT IT. SINCE BREAKING OFF FROM DONALDS

I'M NOT GOING TO SUGAR COAT IT. SINCE BREAKING OFF FROM DONALDS DONALDS DOMINGUEZ TO FORM

SINCE BREAKING OFF FROM DONALDS DONALDS DOMINGUEZ TO FORM DONALDS AND DOMINGUEZ, WE HAVE

DONALDS DOMINGUEZ TO FORM DONALDS AND DOMINGUEZ, WE HAVE NOT LANDED A SINGLE NEW CLIENT.

DONALDS AND DOMINGUEZ, WE HAVE NOT LANDED A SINGLE NEW CLIENT. YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS?

NOT LANDED A SINGLE NEW CLIENT. YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? >> IT'S BECAUSE DONALD DONALDS

YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? >> IT'S BECAUSE DONALD DONALDS DOMINGUEZ HAD A PHONE NUMBER TO

>> IT'S BECAUSE DONALD DONALDS DOMINGUEZ HAD A PHONE NUMBER TO REMEMBER, AND EVERYONE IN TOWN

DOMINGUEZ HAD A PHONE NUMBER TO REMEMBER, AND EVERYONE IN TOWN KNOWS THEIR FAMOUS PHONE NUMBER

REMEMBER, AND EVERYONE IN TOWN KNOWS THEIR FAMOUS PHONE NUMBER JINGLE.

KNOWS THEIR FAMOUS PHONE NUMBER JINGLE. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

JINGLE. >> THAT'S RIGHT. WE DON'T HAVE THAT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT. WE DON'T HAVE THAT. >> OUR NUMBER IS 1-672-555-0136.

WE DON'T HAVE THAT. >> OUR NUMBER IS 1-672-555-0136. >> WHAT WE NEED IS TO TURN THAT

>> OUR NUMBER IS 1-672-555-0136. >> WHAT WE NEED IS TO TURN THAT NUMBER INTO A SUPPER CATCHY

>> WHAT WE NEED IS TO TURN THAT NUMBER INTO A SUPPER CATCHY JINGLE.

NUMBER INTO A SUPPER CATCHY JINGLE. >> THERE'S NO WAY TO CREATE A

JINGLE. >> THERE'S NO WAY TO CREATE A CATCHY JINGLE WITH A NUMBER LIKE

>> THERE'S NO WAY TO CREATE A CATCHY JINGLE WITH A NUMBER LIKE THAT.

CATCHY JINGLE WITH A NUMBER LIKE THAT. >> LAST TUESDAY, MITCHELL AND I

THAT. >> LAST TUESDAY, MITCHELL AND I WERE AT LUCCIANO'S.

>> LAST TUESDAY, MITCHELL AND I WERE AT LUCCIANO'S. >> AND YES, I WAS DRINKING --

WERE AT LUCCIANO'S. >> AND YES, I WAS DRINKING -- NO, I WAS GETTING TANKED.

>> AND YES, I WAS DRINKING -- NO, I WAS GETTING TANKED. >> MITCHELL GOT TANKED AND

NO, I WAS GETTING TANKED. >> MITCHELL GOT TANKED AND LUCCIANO'S.

>> MITCHELL GOT TANKED AND LUCCIANO'S. BUT THEN THIS BAND GOT UP ON THE

LUCCIANO'S. BUT THEN THIS BAND GOT UP ON THE STAGE AND SANG THE MOST IF YOU

BUT THEN THIS BAND GOT UP ON THE STAGE AND SANG THE MOST IF YOU THINK HOOKS I HAD EVER HEARD.

STAGE AND SANG THE MOST IF YOU THINK HOOKS I HAD EVER HEARD. COME ON IN, GUY.

THINK HOOKS I HAD EVER HEARD. COME ON IN, GUY. >> HEY, THERE.

COME ON IN, GUY. >> HEY, THERE. >> HELLO, LAWYERS.

>> HEY, THERE. >> HELLO, LAWYERS. >> WE ARE SOUL BOOTH.

>> HELLO, LAWYERS. >> WE ARE SOUL BOOTH. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS

>> WE ARE SOUL BOOTH. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS SOUL BOOTH, AND THEY'RE HERE TO

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS SOUL BOOTH, AND THEY'RE HERE TO SAVE US.

SOUL BOOTH, AND THEY'RE HERE TO SAVE US. >> WORKED OUT A FEW DEMOS FOR

SAVE US. >> WORKED OUT A FEW DEMOS FOR Y'ALL.

>> WORKED OUT A FEW DEMOS FOR Y'ALL. >> WE HEARD YOU NEEDED A POP IF

Y'ALL. >> WE HEARD YOU NEEDED A POP IF YOU THINK HOOK THAT WILL STICK

>> WE HEARD YOU NEEDED A POP IF YOU THINK HOOK THAT WILL STICK ON THE MIND LIKE GRAPEVINES.

YOU THINK HOOK THAT WILL STICK ON THE MIND LIKE GRAPEVINES. >> MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

ON THE MIND LIKE GRAPEVINES. >> MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. DO YOU REMEMBER THIS ONE?

>> MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. DO YOU REMEMBER THIS ONE? >> OH, I DO.

DO YOU REMEMBER THIS ONE? >> OH, I DO. >> THEY AIN'T READY.

>> OH, I DO. >> THEY AIN'T READY. >> HERE WE GO.

>> THEY AIN'T READY. >> HERE WE GO. ♪ ONE -- SIX-SEVEN -- TWO ♪

>> HERE WE GO. ♪ ONE -- SIX-SEVEN -- TWO ♪ ♪ THEN THREE STRAIGHT FIVES, THE

♪ ONE -- SIX-SEVEN -- TWO ♪ ♪ THEN THREE STRAIGHT FIVES, THE NEXT NUMBER IS O!

♪ THEN THREE STRAIGHT FIVES, THE NEXT NUMBER IS O! ♪ ONE -- THREE -- AND SIX ♪

NEXT NUMBER IS O! ♪ ONE -- THREE -- AND SIX ♪ ♪ WHO YOU GONNA CALL, WHO YOU

♪ ONE -- THREE -- AND SIX ♪ ♪ WHO YOU GONNA CALL, WHO YOU GONNA CALL, TELL THEM ♪

♪ WHO YOU GONNA CALL, WHO YOU GONNA CALL, TELL THEM ♪ ♪ DONALDS AND DOMINGUEZ ♪

GONNA CALL, TELL THEM ♪ ♪ DONALDS AND DOMINGUEZ ♪ >> GUYS, I'M SORRY.

♪ DONALDS AND DOMINGUEZ ♪ >> GUYS, I'M SORRY. I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO

>> GUYS, I'M SORRY. I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO WORK FOR US.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO WORK FOR US. >> WHY IS THAT?

WORK FOR US. >> WHY IS THAT? >> JUST DOESN'T SOUND LIKE WHAT

>> WHY IS THAT? >> JUST DOESN'T SOUND LIKE WHAT WE HEARD AT LUCCIANO'S.

>> JUST DOESN'T SOUND LIKE WHAT WE HEARD AT LUCCIANO'S. >> OH, YOU WANT THAT LUCCIANO

WE HEARD AT LUCCIANO'S. >> OH, YOU WANT THAT LUCCIANO SOUND?

>> OH, YOU WANT THAT LUCCIANO SOUND? >> YES.

SOUND? >> YES. THIS TRACK SHOULD MAKE ME FEEL

>> YES. THIS TRACK SHOULD MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M TANKED UP AT LOOCH,

THIS TRACK SHOULD MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M TANKED UP AT LOOCH, UNDERSTOOD?

LIKE I'M TANKED UP AT LOOCH, UNDERSTOOD? >> LOUD AND CLEAR.

UNDERSTOOD? >> LOUD AND CLEAR. CRYSTAL.

>> LOUD AND CLEAR. CRYSTAL. >> AND THE NUMBERS SHOULD BE

CRYSTAL. >> AND THE NUMBERS SHOULD BE CLOSER TOGETHER.

>> AND THE NUMBERS SHOULD BE CLOSER TOGETHER. >> YEAH.

CLOSER TOGETHER. >> YEAH. I THINK THE NUMBERS SHOULD BE

>> YEAH. I THINK THE NUMBERS SHOULD BE MUCH CLOSER TOGETHER.

I THINK THE NUMBERS SHOULD BE MUCH CLOSER TOGETHER. >> UH-HUH.

MUCH CLOSER TOGETHER. >> UH-HUH. SO MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

>> UH-HUH. SO MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. DO YOU REMEMBER THIS ONE?

SO MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. DO YOU REMEMBER THIS ONE? THEY AIN'T READY.

DO YOU REMEMBER THIS ONE? THEY AIN'T READY. COME ON.

THEY AIN'T READY. COME ON. HERE WE GO.

COME ON. HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. ♪ ONE THOUSAND-SIX

HERE WE GO. ♪ ONE THOUSAND-SIX HUNDRED SEVENTY

♪ ONE THOUSAND-SIX HUNDRED SEVENTY TWO-FIVE MILLION-FIVE

HUNDRED SEVENTY TWO-FIVE MILLION-FIVE HUNDRED-FIFTY OUSAND-ONE

TWO-FIVE MILLION-FIVE HUNDRED-FIFTY OUSAND-ONE HUNDRED THIRTY SIX ♪

HUNDRED-FIFTY OUSAND-ONE HUNDRED THIRTY SIX ♪ ♪ DONALDS AND DOMINGUEZ ♪

HUNDRED THIRTY SIX ♪ ♪ DONALDS AND DOMINGUEZ ♪ >> GUYS, GUYS, COME ON, THAT'S

♪ DONALDS AND DOMINGUEZ ♪ >> GUYS, GUYS, COME ON, THAT'S TOTALLY WRONG.

>> GUYS, GUYS, COME ON, THAT'S TOTALLY WRONG. YOU CALL THAT A LOOCHED UP

TOTALLY WRONG. YOU CALL THAT A LOOCHED UP TRACK?

YOU CALL THAT A LOOCHED UP TRACK? >> I SHOULD FEEL FIVE DEEP

TRACK? >> I SHOULD FEEL FIVE DEEP POSTED UP AT LOOCH RIGHT ABOUT

>> I SHOULD FEEL FIVE DEEP POSTED UP AT LOOCH RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

POSTED UP AT LOOCH RIGHT ABOUT NOW. >> WHAT'S TO HARD ABOUT THAT.

NOW. >> WHAT'S TO HARD ABOUT THAT. >> WHAT'S TO HARD ABOUT WRITING

>> WHAT'S TO HARD ABOUT THAT. >> WHAT'S TO HARD ABOUT WRITING A JINGLE THAT FEELED LIKE I'M

>> WHAT'S TO HARD ABOUT WRITING A JINGLE THAT FEELED LIKE I'M GETTING DAKED DOWN IN THE BACK

A JINGLE THAT FEELED LIKE I'M GETTING DAKED DOWN IN THE BACK OF LOOCH?

GETTING DAKED DOWN IN THE BACK OF LOOCH? THEY'RE ABOUT TO KOOT ME OFF,

OF LOOCH? THEY'RE ABOUT TO KOOT ME OFF, BUT THEN THAT BARTENDER IN THE

THEY'RE ABOUT TO KOOT ME OFF, BUT THEN THAT BARTENDER IN THE BACK ACTING LIKE BIALIK.

BUT THEN THAT BARTENDER IN THE BACK ACTING LIKE BIALIK. >> THE NUMBERS SHOULD BE

BACK ACTING LIKE BIALIK. >> THE NUMBERS SHOULD BE PRESENTED LIKE A PHONE NUMBER.

>> THE NUMBERS SHOULD BE PRESENTED LIKE A PHONE NUMBER. >> OR JUST ANYWHERE NEAR THAT

PRESENTED LIKE A PHONE NUMBER. >> OR JUST ANYWHERE NEAR THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

>> OR JUST ANYWHERE NEAR THAT WOULD BE GREAT. >> I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE JUST

WOULD BE GREAT. >> I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE JUST THE THING.

>> I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE JUST THE THING. >> ABSOLUTELY.

THE THING. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> LET'S TAKE A TRIP.

>> ABSOLUTELY. >> LET'S TAKE A TRIP. I WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE

>> LET'S TAKE A TRIP. I WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE IS NO RACE, NO

I WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE IS NO RACE, NO RELIGION, A LITTLE PLACE WE CALL

WHERE THERE IS NO RACE, NO RELIGION, A LITTLE PLACE WE CALL HOME.

RELIGION, A LITTLE PLACE WE CALL HOME. BUT YOU MAY KNOW AS LUCCIANO'S.

HOME. BUT YOU MAY KNOW AS LUCCIANO'S. HERE WE GO.

BUT YOU MAY KNOW AS LUCCIANO'S. HERE WE GO. ♪ ONE THOUSAND-SIX

HERE WE GO. ♪ ONE THOUSAND-SIX HUNDRED SEVENTY

♪ ONE THOUSAND-SIX HUNDRED SEVENTY TWO-FIVE MILLION-FIVE

HUNDRED SEVENTY TWO-FIVE MILLION-FIVE HUNDRED-FIFTY THOUSAND-ONE

TWO-FIVE MILLION-FIVE HUNDRED-FIFTY THOUSAND-ONE HUNDRED THIRTY SIX ♪

HUNDRED-FIFTY THOUSAND-ONE HUNDRED THIRTY SIX ♪ >> ONE MORE TIME.

HUNDRED THIRTY SIX ♪ >> ONE MORE TIME. THAT FEELS SO GOOD.

>> ONE MORE TIME. THAT FEELS SO GOOD. ♪ ONE THOUSAND-SIX

THAT FEELS SO GOOD. ♪ ONE THOUSAND-SIX HUNDRED SEVENTY

♪ ONE THOUSAND-SIX HUNDRED SEVENTY TWO-FIVE MIL-FIVE

HUNDRED SEVENTY TWO-FIVE MIL-FIVE HUNDRED-FIFTY THOUSAND-ONE

TWO-FIVE MIL-FIVE HUNDRED-FIFTY THOUSAND-ONE NDTHIRIX ♪

HUNDRED-FIFTY THOUSAND-ONE NDTHIRIX ♪ SO, WHAT DO YOINK?

NDTHIRIX ♪ SO, WHAT DO YOINK? IS LUCHI?LL, DID THEY DO IT?

SO, WHAT DO YOINK? IS LUCHI?LL, DID THEY DO IT? >> NOT ONLY CAN I NOW PERFECT

IS LUCHI?LL, DID THEY DO IT? >> NOT ONLY CAN I NOW PERFECT RE THE PHONE NUMBER OF

>> NOT ONLY CAN I NOW PERFECT RE THE PHONE NUMBER OF LA OFFICE, BUT MORE

RE THE PHONE NUMBER OF LA OFFICE, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, I FEEL ABSOLUTELY

LA OFFICE, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, I FEEL ABSOLUTELY ASS-OUT DAKED DOWN AND LOOCHED

IMPORTANTLY, I FEEL ABSOLUTELY ASS-OUT DAKED DOWN AND LOOCHED UP.

ASS-OUT DAKED DOWN AND LOOCHED UP. MY ONLY QUESTION IS -- HOW MUCH?

UP. MY ONLY QUESTION IS -- HOW MUCH? >> $10,000.

MY ONLY QUESTION IS -- HOW MUCH? >> $10,000. >> LESS.

>> $10,000. >> LESS. >> 40 EACH.

>> LESS. >> 40 EACH. >> DEAL.

>> 40 EACH. >> DEAL. >>

>> DEAL. >> >>> I WANT TO THANK THE 1975.

>> >>> I WANT TO THANK THE 1975. FRED ARMISON, THE WONDERFUL, SO,

>>> I WANT TO THANK THE 1975. FRED ARMISON, THE WONDERFUL, SO, SO FUNNY CAST, JERRY, DONNA,

FRED ARMISON, THE WONDERFUL, SO, SO FUNNY CAST, JERRY, DONNA, KATIE, MY TEAM OF COURSE.

SO FUNNY CAST, JERRY, DONNA, KATIE, MY TEAM OF COURSE. THE CREW, I FEEL LIKE THIS HAS

KATIE, MY TEAM OF COURSE. THE CREW, I FEEL LIKE THIS HAS JUST BEEN SUCH A WONDERFUL

THE CREW, I FEEL LIKE THIS HAS JUST BEEN SUCH A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE, AND I'M REALLY,

JUST BEEN SUCH A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE, AND I'M REALLY, REALLY GRATEFUL.

EXPERIENCE, AND I'M REALLY, REALLY GRATEFUL. THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING AND

REALLY GRATEFUL. THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING AND LETTING US BE RIDICULOUS AND

THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING AND LETTING US BE RIDICULOUS AND LETTING ME DO THIS FOR THE FIRST

LETTING US BE RIDICULOUS AND LETTING ME DO THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

LETTING ME DO THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]