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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,687 --> 00:00:09,149 [mantis] Oh, hello. 2 00:00:09,249 --> 00:00:10,630 Let me catch you up with what happened 3 00:00:10,730 --> 00:00:12,752 previously on Blindspotting. 4 00:00:12,852 --> 00:00:13,873 [funky music plays] 5 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:15,115 Bitch! 6 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:16,716 - [whispering] - Earl! 7 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:18,718 I got you a present for keeping bugs in. 8 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:20,360 [Miles] Is your girlfriend 9 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:21,881 cheating on you with her new boyfriend? 10 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:23,043 [Earl] Are you gonna tell Jacque 11 00:00:23,143 --> 00:00:24,324 you're in love with her? 12 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,365 Don't let nobody steal your joy. 13 00:00:25,465 --> 00:00:26,406 I need to break them up. 14 00:00:26,506 --> 00:00:28,208 I need to break them up. 15 00:00:28,308 --> 00:00:31,391 I may have told Cuddie some disastrous costume advice. 16 00:00:33,073 --> 00:00:35,695 You a pirate, Pare. We kill pirates! 17 00:00:35,795 --> 00:00:37,377 [crowing] 18 00:00:37,477 --> 00:00:39,139 I say this with love, 19 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:41,701 but y'all are hella stubborn as a family. 20 00:00:41,801 --> 00:00:44,064 You are not my sister. 21 00:00:44,164 --> 00:00:45,905 Let's make that 1,000% clear. 22 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,787 You are my brother's fucking luggage 23 00:00:47,887 --> 00:00:49,029 that he dropped off here. 24 00:00:49,129 --> 00:00:50,750 Mustafa. 25 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,632 I want you to come back to Bali, be my wife again. 26 00:00:52,732 --> 00:00:54,274 [kid] What the fuck is that? 27 00:00:54,374 --> 00:00:55,875 [Ashley] It's a Thizzly bear. 28 00:00:55,975 --> 00:00:57,317 And his dad made it for him in prison. 29 00:00:57,417 --> 00:01:00,320 Oh, Trish, you stole these for me? 30 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:02,202 - Do those say Oakland? - Yeah. 31 00:01:02,302 --> 00:01:04,244 - Ooh, I like these. - Thank you. 32 00:01:04,344 --> 00:01:06,766 Fuck, it feels so good to be out 33 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:09,409 doing some normal ass shit, girl. 34 00:01:09,509 --> 00:01:10,970 Can I buy you a drink? 35 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:14,314 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:16,976 [Teena] You think I didn't see you in there 37 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:19,299 kissing that pale-ass nigga? 38 00:01:19,399 --> 00:01:21,561 Looks like you lost an earring. 39 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:28,188 [smooth hip-hop plays] 40 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:31,090 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:41,461 --> 00:01:44,324 [dramatic music plays] 42 00:01:44,424 --> 00:01:45,565 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:45,665 --> 00:01:47,006 [Sean] Oh, no, no, no, no! 44 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:48,888 This can't be happening. 45 00:01:48,988 --> 00:01:50,610 Oh, this is bad. 46 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,252 We're at a full-scale red alert! 47 00:01:52,352 --> 00:01:53,933 The mantises are loose! 48 00:01:54,033 --> 00:01:56,216 Oh, what are we gonna do, Thizzly? 49 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,857 - What are we gonna do? - [Thizzly roars] 50 00:01:57,957 --> 00:01:59,539 Mom's gonna kill me. 51 00:01:59,639 --> 00:02:00,740 Oh. 52 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,862 [Stunna] What the fuck is that? 53 00:02:02,962 --> 00:02:04,944 - Bugs! - [roommate] Bugs everywhere! 54 00:02:05,044 --> 00:02:06,826 - [roommate] Shoot 'em! - [all shouting] 55 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:07,907 [Freddy] Where are you guys? 56 00:02:08,007 --> 00:02:09,269 [all shouting] 57 00:02:09,369 --> 00:02:11,031 [roommate] Oh, shit! 58 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,032 - It's on your face! - [grunting] 59 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:15,395 - [roommate screams] - What is this, Bug's Life? 60 00:02:15,495 --> 00:02:16,956 [all yelling] 61 00:02:17,056 --> 00:02:19,239 Hey, what the hell is Meatfest, anyway? 62 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:23,083 So Miles' daddy was a two-timing vegan. 63 00:02:23,183 --> 00:02:25,125 And to commemorate cutting his ass off... 64 00:02:25,225 --> 00:02:26,566 Right. 65 00:02:26,666 --> 00:02:29,169 Rainey started Meatfest, a'ight? 66 00:02:29,269 --> 00:02:31,411 Not a vegetable in the crib. 67 00:02:31,511 --> 00:02:33,533 I'm talking meat only. 68 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:34,774 You feel me? You dig? 69 00:02:34,874 --> 00:02:37,056 Anyway, that annual tradition 70 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,379 has been going on for... 27 years? 71 00:02:39,479 --> 00:02:42,622 [laughs] Yo, this is a lot of meat. 72 00:02:42,722 --> 00:02:44,424 - [Freddy] Help me out here. - [Stunna] Ow! Fuck. 73 00:02:44,524 --> 00:02:48,988 [roommates screaming] 74 00:02:49,088 --> 00:02:51,631 Yo, who's is this? 75 00:02:51,731 --> 00:02:54,194 [Stunna] Oh, shit. Oh, oh! Ooh! 76 00:02:54,294 --> 00:02:55,835 [Freddy] Wait, she's coming! 77 00:02:55,935 --> 00:02:58,278 - [roommates shouting] - [Earl] Oh, hold up. 78 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:01,040 Hey, y'all, who know where this earring is from? 79 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,162 - [roommate] What? - [roommate] I don't know. 80 00:03:02,262 --> 00:03:03,643 [roommate] Who cares? 81 00:03:03,743 --> 00:03:05,285 Oh, this sexy-ass girl I hooked up with 82 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,006 last week at Luka's. 83 00:03:07,106 --> 00:03:08,248 [Stunna] Ooh, did you hit that? 84 00:03:08,348 --> 00:03:09,529 [roommate] Fuck yeah, I did. 85 00:03:09,629 --> 00:03:11,411 - [shouting] - Bug queen! 86 00:03:11,511 --> 00:03:13,573 Hey, hey, what she look like? 87 00:03:13,673 --> 00:03:15,094 Fall back. Fall back. 88 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,296 She's powering up her scorpion tail! 89 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:17,457 Light-skinned Black girl, 90 00:03:17,557 --> 00:03:19,179 big curly hair, big booty. 91 00:03:19,279 --> 00:03:22,302 She has a-a rose tattoo on her shoulder. 92 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:23,983 She told me her name, but I was hella lit. 93 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:26,906 Uh, Amber? Anika? Alexis? 94 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:30,430 Ashley. Her name is Ashley. 95 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:31,951 - [bomb whistling] - Fuck! 96 00:03:32,051 --> 00:03:33,433 [explosion] 97 00:03:33,533 --> 00:03:36,356 - [laser gunfire] - [bugs chittering] 98 00:03:36,456 --> 00:03:39,379 [dramatic music plays] 99 00:03:41,861 --> 00:03:43,763 [game narrator] Game over. 100 00:03:43,863 --> 00:03:47,086 [funky music plays] 101 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:49,929 [muffled music] 102 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,952 ♪ ♪ 103 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,222 - Hey. - [guest] Hi, Rainey. 104 00:04:02,322 --> 00:04:03,943 What's that for? 105 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:06,105 In this house, Trish is surrounded by white people 106 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:07,667 because of Miles and me. 107 00:04:07,767 --> 00:04:09,669 So for the holidays, we decided to cap 108 00:04:09,769 --> 00:04:11,711 the amount of white people allowed at Meatfest. 109 00:04:11,811 --> 00:04:14,033 This year, we're down to six. 110 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,915 I gotta do more to reduce the white footprint. 111 00:04:16,015 --> 00:04:17,637 You do know you're white. 112 00:04:17,737 --> 00:04:19,078 I already clicked one for me. 113 00:04:19,178 --> 00:04:20,680 You better click one for Darrell. 114 00:04:20,780 --> 00:04:21,841 He's coming, right? 115 00:04:21,941 --> 00:04:23,042 Yeah, but he's not white. 116 00:04:23,142 --> 00:04:24,884 He's Chilean-something. 117 00:04:24,984 --> 00:04:26,726 I'm not dating another white guy, 118 00:04:26,826 --> 00:04:28,248 and I'm not going double white in this neighbourhood. 119 00:04:28,348 --> 00:04:29,809 He looks white to me. 120 00:04:29,909 --> 00:04:31,411 Why do you think I call him White Darrell? 121 00:04:31,511 --> 00:04:32,772 'Cause he's not Black. 122 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,494 I am not that reductive. 123 00:04:34,594 --> 00:04:37,096 Wait, wait, Rainey, you're dating someone new 124 00:04:37,196 --> 00:04:38,738 and keeping it a secret from us? 125 00:04:38,838 --> 00:04:40,460 I've had, like, two dates with the guy. 126 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,222 Well, if he looks white, he reaps all the benefits 127 00:04:42,322 --> 00:04:43,903 of being white, so guess what. 128 00:04:44,003 --> 00:04:44,904 He's white. 129 00:04:45,004 --> 00:04:46,145 And that's a fair point. 130 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:47,547 He's not white like me-white. 131 00:04:47,647 --> 00:04:49,309 Well, show us a picture. 132 00:04:49,409 --> 00:04:52,432 I can't because my phone is in the Be Present basket. 133 00:04:52,532 --> 00:04:54,113 No phones till after dinner. 134 00:04:54,213 --> 00:04:55,755 Did y'all drop your phones in that basket? 135 00:04:55,855 --> 00:04:57,877 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All right, keep it simple. 136 00:04:57,977 --> 00:04:59,719 Does he go to Blondie's or Fat Slice for pizza? 137 00:04:59,819 --> 00:05:01,160 And don't think. Just answer. 138 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,602 - I think Fat Slice. - He's Black. 139 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,083 No, he's just not Blondie's white. 140 00:05:04,183 --> 00:05:05,725 And Asians go to Blondie's. 141 00:05:05,825 --> 00:05:07,367 Don't be grouping us with white people. 142 00:05:07,467 --> 00:05:09,128 Yellow Peril supports Black Power. 143 00:05:09,228 --> 00:05:11,170 Well, bring the Asians to Fat Slice. 144 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,653 No, go to Graffiti Pizza. A Black woman owns that. 145 00:05:13,753 --> 00:05:15,375 [Marty] Don't be grouping all us Asians together. 146 00:05:15,475 --> 00:05:17,176 - I'm Taiwanese. - Yeah. 147 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,779 [together] Not to be mistaken for mainland China. 148 00:05:19,879 --> 00:05:21,781 I know, babe. [chuckles] 149 00:05:21,881 --> 00:05:23,463 Does Darrell use a washcloth 150 00:05:23,563 --> 00:05:25,064 - or a naked bar of soap? - [Rainey] I don't know. 151 00:05:25,164 --> 00:05:26,346 I haven't showered with him yet. 152 00:05:26,446 --> 00:05:28,027 - [Nancy] Oh. - Okay. 153 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:29,949 [laughter] 154 00:05:30,049 --> 00:05:32,051 - Ashley! - [door slams] 155 00:05:34,654 --> 00:05:37,477 [suspenseful music plays] 156 00:05:37,577 --> 00:05:40,540 ♪ ♪ 157 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:45,725 [Ashley] Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no, no. 158 00:05:45,825 --> 00:05:47,166 No, no, no, no, no, no. 159 00:05:47,266 --> 00:05:48,768 - Mommy! Mommy-- - [Ashley] No! Shh, shh. 160 00:05:48,868 --> 00:05:51,491 - Shut up. Shut up. - [Trish grunting] 161 00:05:51,591 --> 00:05:53,773 Let me go, you bitch! 162 00:05:53,873 --> 00:05:55,575 Okay! Okay, okay, okay. 163 00:05:55,675 --> 00:05:56,816 Listen to me. It's not what you think. 164 00:05:56,916 --> 00:05:58,938 You fucking ho-ass, trick-ass-- 165 00:05:59,038 --> 00:06:00,219 No, no, no, no, no. It was nothing. 166 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:01,661 Just let me explain. 167 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:02,742 Bitch, you cheated on my brother 168 00:06:02,842 --> 00:06:04,544 while he is in prison. 169 00:06:04,644 --> 00:06:06,346 You his wife, Ash! 170 00:06:06,446 --> 00:06:09,268 Ooh, I cannot wait to tell everyone. 171 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,311 - You are fucking done. - I-I-I just-- 172 00:06:11,411 --> 00:06:12,872 Hey, what up, y'all? 173 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:14,314 - [all greeting] - Spice King and his thang. 174 00:06:14,414 --> 00:06:15,955 What's good with y'all? 175 00:06:16,055 --> 00:06:17,437 [person] Hope you got them hot wings. 176 00:06:17,537 --> 00:06:18,998 Oh, look, baby, No Phones Be Present. 177 00:06:19,098 --> 00:06:20,239 - You dig this? - [June] I love it. 178 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,081 Earl, I'm so glad you're here. 179 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,524 There's a code red emergency. I need your help. 180 00:06:24,624 --> 00:06:26,125 Trish is here already? 181 00:06:26,225 --> 00:06:28,488 I have no idea. But the bug terrarium broke. 182 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,289 What? 183 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:33,052 I used my mom's Amazon to buy praying mantis eggs, 184 00:06:33,152 --> 00:06:34,654 and then they all hatched. 185 00:06:34,754 --> 00:06:35,815 And then they escaped. 186 00:06:35,915 --> 00:06:37,857 Oh, shit. 187 00:06:37,957 --> 00:06:39,178 Meet me in my room. 188 00:06:39,278 --> 00:06:40,860 You can bring your friend. 189 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,742 It's not-- she has so much going on-- 190 00:06:42,842 --> 00:06:44,584 What are you waiting for? Come on. 191 00:06:44,684 --> 00:06:45,865 [Earl] Okay, I gotta put this meat in-- 192 00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:47,026 [guest] Hey, what up, E? 193 00:06:47,126 --> 00:06:48,588 Hey, hey, man, what's up? 194 00:06:48,688 --> 00:06:50,470 No, I said, "Why are they bugging me?" 195 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:52,572 We didn't say nothing about no bugs. 196 00:06:53,172 --> 00:06:55,835 [Ashley] Trish, I'ma need you just to be quiet, okay? 197 00:06:55,935 --> 00:06:58,117 And I need you to keep it between us. 198 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:00,039 Oh, do you? 199 00:07:00,139 --> 00:07:01,921 Well, Earl knows 200 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:05,004 because your side meat is his fucking roommate! 201 00:07:05,104 --> 00:07:07,126 Now I'm 'bout to tell my mama. 202 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:10,209 He is not my fucking side meat! Fuck! 203 00:07:10,309 --> 00:07:12,131 I just-I just need you 204 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:13,613 to give me a chance to figure it out, okay? 205 00:07:13,713 --> 00:07:15,495 I am begging you. 206 00:07:15,595 --> 00:07:18,057 Fuck you, Ashley. 207 00:07:18,157 --> 00:07:20,159 We trusted you. 208 00:07:21,481 --> 00:07:22,782 Ma! 209 00:07:22,882 --> 00:07:25,465 Fucking Christ. Just--fine! Fine. 210 00:07:25,565 --> 00:07:27,266 But if you tell her, I will tell Jacque 211 00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:28,447 that you are in love with her and that you tried 212 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,069 to sabotage Cuddie. 213 00:07:30,169 --> 00:07:33,032 [funky music plays in background] 214 00:07:33,132 --> 00:07:35,354 ♪ ♪ 215 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:38,277 [scoffs] Wow. 216 00:07:38,377 --> 00:07:40,920 Wow! Okay. 217 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:43,683 Just leave it alone until after Meatfest, okay? 218 00:07:43,783 --> 00:07:45,084 And I will tell Rainey myself. 219 00:07:45,184 --> 00:07:46,806 Trish, you're on duty. 220 00:07:46,906 --> 00:07:48,968 You know what to do. White cap is six. 221 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:50,690 We're at three now, including me. 222 00:07:50,790 --> 00:07:52,371 Is everything all right? 223 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,253 Yeah, just hungry for that meat. 224 00:07:54,353 --> 00:07:56,596 [scoffs] Ain't that the truth. 225 00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:01,801 Fuck you, you lumberjack-looking bitch. 226 00:08:05,765 --> 00:08:07,667 [whispering] Fuck you. 227 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:09,629 Dumbass fucking bitch. 228 00:08:09,729 --> 00:08:11,230 [Earl] How could they all have escaped? 229 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:13,232 I'm seven. 230 00:08:13,332 --> 00:08:16,115 Okay, how many mantises are we talking about here? 231 00:08:16,215 --> 00:08:17,757 At least ten. 232 00:08:17,857 --> 00:08:20,560 But they kept on hatching, so could be more. 233 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:23,803 My God, a whole congregation of mantises. 234 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:26,345 Okay, Sean, we got you. 235 00:08:28,187 --> 00:08:29,328 [Janelle] I'm off to check on Sean. 236 00:08:29,428 --> 00:08:30,730 This is our secret. 237 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,371 [Janelle] Baby boy. 238 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,494 Oh, shit, what the-- 239 00:08:34,594 --> 00:08:35,775 oh. 240 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:38,057 Hi, Earl. 241 00:08:38,157 --> 00:08:39,539 - You must be June. - [June] Mm-hmm. 242 00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:41,420 I'm Janelle. It's nice to meet you. 243 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,583 It's nice to meet you. 244 00:08:43,683 --> 00:08:45,585 - No Mustafa? - [Janelle] Uh, no. 245 00:08:45,685 --> 00:08:47,627 He had to go back to Bali to take care of his daughter. 246 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,549 - My fiancé. - Oh, fiancé, not divorcée? 247 00:08:49,649 --> 00:08:51,110 She said fiancé. 248 00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:52,512 - Future fiancé. - [Earl] Okay, fiancé. 249 00:08:52,612 --> 00:08:54,113 We're just excited to meet your... 250 00:08:54,213 --> 00:08:55,795 [both] Future fiancé. 251 00:08:55,895 --> 00:08:58,478 Stop saying fiancé! 252 00:08:58,578 --> 00:09:00,520 Sean's bugs got loose. Now his ass is on the line. 253 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:01,961 - [Sean] Earl! - Oh! 254 00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:03,683 You told! 255 00:09:03,783 --> 00:09:06,325 Yeah, but we need all the help we can get. 256 00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:08,287 I don't know what the hell you got bugs for, anyway. 257 00:09:08,387 --> 00:09:09,769 Ashley ain't never heard of a dog? 258 00:09:09,869 --> 00:09:11,871 Just find them before Mom sees. 259 00:09:13,032 --> 00:09:14,614 And boom. 260 00:09:14,714 --> 00:09:16,175 - Oh. - Oh, nice. 261 00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:17,737 - Now that's good-- - Pace yourself. 262 00:09:17,837 --> 00:09:20,019 Just remember to save room for the pig. 263 00:09:20,119 --> 00:09:21,741 [Scotty] But he wanted me to move to Nice, 264 00:09:21,841 --> 00:09:23,382 and I said that's out of the question. 265 00:09:23,482 --> 00:09:25,064 Oh, my goodness. 266 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,866 - Oh, hey Miss Tammy. - [Tammy] Hey, baby. 267 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,548 Oh, a teardrop earring looks good on you, honey. 268 00:09:28,648 --> 00:09:29,909 - [laughs] - [Tammy] Thank you, sugar! 269 00:09:30,009 --> 00:09:31,591 Oh, there you are. 270 00:09:31,691 --> 00:09:33,793 Oh, God, you look like shit. 271 00:09:33,893 --> 00:09:35,354 [Ashley whimpers] 272 00:09:35,454 --> 00:09:37,757 Oh, okay, uh... 273 00:09:37,857 --> 00:09:40,479 okay, what is wrong? 274 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,401 Uh, excuse me! 275 00:09:42,501 --> 00:09:44,123 - I messed up, okay? - Okay. 276 00:09:44,223 --> 00:09:45,605 Last week, I went to a bar and we had drinks 277 00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:46,806 and there was music and dancing, 278 00:09:46,906 --> 00:09:48,528 and then I kissed someone. 279 00:09:48,628 --> 00:09:49,729 And it doesn't-- it doesn't mean anything. 280 00:09:49,829 --> 00:09:51,130 But--but Trish found out, 281 00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:52,532 and now she wants to tell Rainey. 282 00:09:52,632 --> 00:09:53,973 Look, don't worry. 283 00:09:54,073 --> 00:09:55,615 I kissed two guys today already. 284 00:09:55,715 --> 00:09:57,136 It's the holidays. 285 00:09:57,236 --> 00:09:59,699 - That's not the same! - Mm. 286 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:03,102 Yo, I don't know what this shit will do to my family. 287 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,784 But I have to do what's right, right? 288 00:10:04,884 --> 00:10:06,586 Oh God, my heart. 289 00:10:06,686 --> 00:10:09,028 Who's gonna be couple goals for Cuddie and me now, 290 00:10:09,128 --> 00:10:10,590 Steph and Ayesha? 291 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:12,191 Girl, you know I can't cook. 292 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,635 How are you making this about Cuddie right now? 293 00:10:15,735 --> 00:10:18,157 I mean, they were kind of goals, you know? 294 00:10:18,257 --> 00:10:19,599 [Scotty] Does she have any proof? 295 00:10:19,699 --> 00:10:20,880 Yes, she has one of my earrings. 296 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:22,321 So what? 297 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:23,563 So she has one and you have one. 298 00:10:23,663 --> 00:10:25,164 They cancel each other out, 299 00:10:25,264 --> 00:10:27,486 like that time I had a threesome with my ex. 300 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,689 Okay, this-this- this isn't helping. 301 00:10:29,789 --> 00:10:30,890 Wake up, bitch. 302 00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:32,531 It's your word against hers. 303 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,253 And let's face it, she is a lot, 304 00:10:34,353 --> 00:10:36,616 like Kirstie Alley on Twitter. 305 00:10:36,716 --> 00:10:38,137 - Have you followed that bitch? - [Ashley] No. 306 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,619 Honey, she has lost her damn mind. 307 00:10:39,719 --> 00:10:42,061 She's always lounging in her pyjamas. 308 00:10:42,161 --> 00:10:46,305 Okay, so, um, what- what do I say, that- that she's lying? 309 00:10:46,405 --> 00:10:48,307 I should just tell, right? 310 00:10:48,407 --> 00:10:50,069 It's my word against hers. 311 00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:51,951 I don't think that's gonna be enough. 312 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,312 Who else knows? 313 00:10:53,412 --> 00:10:54,874 [Ashley] Earl knows! 314 00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:56,435 Well, what are you doing talking to me? 315 00:10:56,535 --> 00:10:58,678 You need to go make sure he shuts his trap. 316 00:10:58,778 --> 00:11:00,079 Yeah, you- you're right. Here. 317 00:11:00,179 --> 00:11:01,240 - Oh. - Here, here, here. 318 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:02,762 Find Earl. Find Earl. Oh-- 319 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,444 And find wine. Find wine. Find wine. 320 00:11:05,544 --> 00:11:07,166 Rainey, my angel. 321 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,488 Oh, I hate that bitch so fucking much! 322 00:11:09,588 --> 00:11:10,890 [Scotty] Can I get some more wine? 323 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,612 [Rainey] I have wine. 324 00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:14,053 [whimpers] 325 00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,155 Get your own damn plate, Trish! 326 00:11:19,158 --> 00:11:20,940 All right, Earl, where you at? 327 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,501 Earl. 328 00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:25,464 [Western showdown music plays] 329 00:11:25,564 --> 00:11:28,447 ♪ ♪ 330 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:35,494 [mouthing words] Fuck you. 331 00:11:38,818 --> 00:11:40,760 Trish? I'm Leah. 332 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:41,961 Sean goes to school with my son. 333 00:11:42,061 --> 00:11:43,923 Ooh, that's four. 334 00:11:44,023 --> 00:11:45,084 You lucky you here early. 335 00:11:45,184 --> 00:11:46,325 A- actually, can you help? 336 00:11:46,425 --> 00:11:47,887 I have another tray in my car. 337 00:11:47,987 --> 00:11:51,170 Ugh, this-- this is why there's a cap. 338 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:52,411 Where's your car at, Miss Daisy? 339 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,513 It's right out front, yeah. 340 00:11:59,839 --> 00:12:00,820 [Earl whispering] Okay. 341 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,742 Oh, wait. Wait. 342 00:12:02,842 --> 00:12:04,704 Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. 343 00:12:04,804 --> 00:12:08,067 Okay, just-just follow me right in here. 344 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,750 Oh. 345 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:12,912 - [Ashley] Earl. - Oh! 346 00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:14,714 I know you know, Earl. 347 00:12:14,814 --> 00:12:16,215 And just when you think you have things under control, 348 00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:17,677 boom, this happens. 349 00:12:17,777 --> 00:12:18,878 Things happen. 350 00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:20,159 And I know you know. 351 00:12:20,259 --> 00:12:22,041 And now you know I know you know. 352 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,522 I don't know anything. 353 00:12:23,622 --> 00:12:25,084 I know who your roommate is. 354 00:12:25,184 --> 00:12:26,645 - Oh! - I fucked up. 355 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,487 But it's not what you think it is, 356 00:12:28,587 --> 00:12:30,289 so I'ma need you to keep it to yourself for a day. 357 00:12:30,389 --> 00:12:32,772 No worries. I'm- I'm a vault. 358 00:12:32,872 --> 00:12:35,334 They call me voûte suisse. 359 00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:36,495 Okay? 360 00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:39,939 It's French for Swiss vault. 361 00:12:40,039 --> 00:12:42,301 Okay, well, this is English for "Shh!" 362 00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:43,703 - Please. - Okay. 363 00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:46,385 - S'il vous plaît. - Okay. 364 00:12:46,485 --> 00:12:49,288 [both laughing forcefully] 365 00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:54,954 [chuckling] All right. 366 00:12:55,054 --> 00:12:58,117 [whispering] Oh, baby, my sweet. 367 00:12:58,217 --> 00:13:01,060 We almost got caught. Oh. 368 00:13:06,465 --> 00:13:09,368 [tense music plays] 369 00:13:09,468 --> 00:13:12,351 ♪ ♪ 370 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,302 [exhales] 371 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,825 You're cute, like a little alien. 372 00:13:25,925 --> 00:13:27,026 - [Trish] Earl. - Oh! Oh! 373 00:13:27,126 --> 00:13:28,948 Gotta get out this hallway. 374 00:13:29,048 --> 00:13:30,910 I need you to come help me tell my mom about Ashley now, 375 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,471 'cause a nigga needs a witness. 376 00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:34,393 What? No. This is between you two. 377 00:13:34,493 --> 00:13:36,115 Did Ashley get to you? 378 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,997 Are you really on her side with this bullshit? 379 00:13:38,097 --> 00:13:39,759 No, I'm not on any side of anything. 380 00:13:39,859 --> 00:13:41,320 I'm-I'm Switzerland. 381 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,561 Nigga, fuck Switzerland. 382 00:13:42,661 --> 00:13:44,203 Look, all I know is hearsay. 383 00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:45,644 Okay, I heard nothing. I know nothing. 384 00:13:45,744 --> 00:13:47,166 I saw a earring. I seen so many earrings. 385 00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:49,208 You have earrings on right now. 386 00:13:49,308 --> 00:13:50,649 Why the fuck you covering up your cup for? 387 00:13:50,749 --> 00:13:52,331 You think I'ma fucking poison you? 388 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:55,614 This just how I--a drink that I've been drinking 389 00:13:55,714 --> 00:13:58,517 that is a drink... that I drink. 390 00:14:00,119 --> 00:14:02,641 It's good etiquette at a party to cover your drink. 391 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:07,686 Silence is violence, Earl. 392 00:14:09,288 --> 00:14:12,151 Silence is violence. 393 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,794 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 394 00:14:14,894 --> 00:14:16,916 Yeah. 395 00:14:17,016 --> 00:14:18,517 You- you talkin' and you being vi-- 396 00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:20,039 Silence is motherfuckin' violence. 397 00:14:20,139 --> 00:14:22,141 [Earl] Oh, okay. 398 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:27,887 [clears throat] 399 00:14:27,987 --> 00:14:31,931 Yep, just in the hallway drinking. 400 00:14:32,031 --> 00:14:34,653 [whispering] June, talk to him. Talk to him. 401 00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:37,496 Wow, where did you get those little-little micro links? 402 00:14:37,596 --> 00:14:39,658 Well, you know what? Enjoy that. 403 00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:42,021 - Ah! Okay. - Here you go. 404 00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:44,063 Where'd you meet this guy? 405 00:14:44,163 --> 00:14:45,704 Gilroy Garlic Festival. 406 00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:47,786 [Dauntes] White as cocaine. 407 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,508 [Nancy] Hey, I go there every year. 408 00:14:49,608 --> 00:14:52,391 They got one hell of a sorbet. Garlic Sherb. 409 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,273 Ooh, does he check out them thick-ass mannequins 410 00:14:54,373 --> 00:14:55,714 at Eastmont Mall? 411 00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:57,236 I don't know. Should I take him? 412 00:14:57,336 --> 00:14:58,437 Has he been to Sweet Jimmy's yet? 413 00:14:58,537 --> 00:15:00,359 Now, that's a dead giveaway. 414 00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:02,001 Does he know any of those commercials off of Soul Beat? 415 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,682 Ask him if he knows what a chitloaf is. 416 00:15:03,782 --> 00:15:05,444 You ask him when he gets here. 417 00:15:05,544 --> 00:15:07,366 How am I supposed to know all this off two dates? 418 00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:09,648 - It's a loaf of chitlins. - [laughter] 419 00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:11,290 Tried to get that commercial out of my mind, 420 00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:14,013 but I can't, even after all this time. 421 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,215 - Mm-mm. - Shoot, Darrell's late. 422 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,616 He's supposed to bring ice. 423 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,718 [Dauntes] Ooh. 424 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,182 Not to bat against my own team, but the brother is late. 425 00:15:23,282 --> 00:15:24,904 [Rainey] I didn't say he was Black. 426 00:15:25,004 --> 00:15:26,946 I said I really, really, really, really 427 00:15:27,046 --> 00:15:29,048 don't think he's white. 428 00:15:30,449 --> 00:15:31,991 - Oh, he white. - [Marty] Mm-hmm. 429 00:15:32,091 --> 00:15:33,873 - [Dauntes chuckling] - As soy milk. 430 00:15:33,973 --> 00:15:35,554 As the Ultimate Frisbee team. 431 00:15:35,654 --> 00:15:37,556 St. Patrick's Day parade. 432 00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:39,278 As a ayahuasca trip to Bali. 433 00:15:39,378 --> 00:15:40,359 Shit, rice. 434 00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:41,560 The Olsen twins. 435 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,682 [laughter] 436 00:15:43,782 --> 00:15:45,724 [Sean] You've got this. It's okay. 437 00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:47,366 Come on, Petunia. 438 00:15:47,466 --> 00:15:48,928 Come on. Come on. 439 00:15:49,028 --> 00:15:51,570 It's okay. You can trust me. Come on. 440 00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:53,212 Let's get you in your little home. 441 00:15:53,312 --> 00:15:55,314 There you go. 442 00:15:56,315 --> 00:15:58,697 [Monophonics' "La La La Love Me" playing] 443 00:15:58,797 --> 00:16:00,299 [mimics gun cocking] 444 00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:02,381 Locked and loaded. 445 00:16:02,481 --> 00:16:04,623 We did it, Thizzly. Just a few more to go. 446 00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:07,706 ♪ ♪ 447 00:16:07,806 --> 00:16:10,549 Whoo! I'm the mantis king! 448 00:16:10,649 --> 00:16:13,372 ♪ ♪ 449 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:15,754 [singer] ♪ Sitting in the dark ♪ 450 00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:18,877 [clearing throat] 451 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:21,980 Nancy! Nancy. Nance. 452 00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:26,085 I have a situation. 453 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,927 Oh, Lord. What now? 454 00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:31,490 Ashley may have 455 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,572 stepped out on Miles with my roommate. 456 00:16:33,672 --> 00:16:35,374 Now, she says it was nothing, and I believe her. 457 00:16:35,474 --> 00:16:37,496 But who cares what I believe 'cause Trish found out 458 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,459 and went crazy and says she wanna go to Rainey with it. 459 00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:41,860 Ashley's asked me not to say anything, 460 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:42,901 but Trish isn't having it. 461 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,303 They both coming for me. 462 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,066 And I keep saying, "Hey, I'm Swiss! 463 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:51,190 Like good cheese and chocolate." 464 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:52,711 And I got a lot of things that I'm juggling 465 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,954 I'm not even telling--oh! 466 00:16:55,054 --> 00:16:56,755 I felt that on the other side. 467 00:16:56,855 --> 00:16:58,397 I can't believe you're putting all this on my plate 468 00:16:58,497 --> 00:17:01,400 when I got all this on my plate. 469 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,163 I'll handle it. Don't do shit. 470 00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:07,186 ♪ ♪ 471 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:09,969 What the fuck? 472 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,951 ♪ ♪ 473 00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:19,138 She-she couldn't hear me, right? 474 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,540 Ah, I was using my whisper voice. 475 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,982 [Janelle] Get your ass in there. 476 00:17:23,082 --> 00:17:25,784 Ow! Ow! 477 00:17:25,884 --> 00:17:28,507 Bitch, are you serious? You cheated on Miles? 478 00:17:28,607 --> 00:17:29,828 Who told you that? 479 00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:31,630 Earl told my mama. 480 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,592 How the fuck you gon' tell him before you tell me? 481 00:17:33,692 --> 00:17:35,674 Oh, fuck, it's spreading. 482 00:17:35,774 --> 00:17:37,556 First of all, it meant nothing. 483 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,838 And I didn't tell anyone. He found out. 484 00:17:39,938 --> 00:17:41,940 Fuck. 485 00:17:44,983 --> 00:17:48,447 Ash, you know I get it, okay? 486 00:17:48,547 --> 00:17:49,928 But you gon' have to tell Rainey 487 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,730 before anybody else does. 488 00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,373 Tell her I kissed another man at fucking Meatfest, 489 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,055 the very festival she created to spite 490 00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:57,936 a man who cheated on her? 491 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,658 Oh, yeah, Rainey don't play that. 492 00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:00,859 - Mm. - [knocking] 493 00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:02,021 Occupied! 494 00:18:02,121 --> 00:18:03,062 Okay, take your time. 495 00:18:03,162 --> 00:18:04,583 I'll go upstairs. 496 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,545 Mommy, Mommy, do you have a second? 497 00:18:06,645 --> 00:18:08,347 Yes, baby. What is it? 498 00:18:08,447 --> 00:18:10,509 Mom, I need to tell you some real-- 499 00:18:10,609 --> 00:18:12,351 [Nancy] Trish, can I talk to you for a second? 500 00:18:12,451 --> 00:18:13,872 - Okay, wait, wait, one sec. - I'll be right back. 501 00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:16,475 - I just have to pee. - Mom. 502 00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:18,437 You keep that Ashley shit to yourself. 503 00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:20,319 Don't tell your mama or anybody else. 504 00:18:20,419 --> 00:18:22,161 Why? 505 00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:25,684 Everybody deserves to know what a scammer Ashley is. 506 00:18:25,784 --> 00:18:28,087 Whatever happened to all that ride or die loyalty bullshit 507 00:18:28,187 --> 00:18:29,568 she be talking about? 508 00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:31,290 I understand where you coming from. 509 00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:33,212 But be honest with yourself. 510 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,734 Are you trying to help Miles or just hurt Ashley? 511 00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:38,777 Hmm? What are you up to? 512 00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:40,419 [Jennifer] Hey, Janelle. 513 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,620 Girl, shut the fuck up. We're on a mission. 514 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,981 Go, go, go, hurry up, hurry up. 515 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,703 Hi, Trish. 516 00:18:44,803 --> 00:18:45,984 Hey, girl. 517 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,067 I brought bone broth. 518 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,228 Great. 519 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,909 Okay, that's five whites. 520 00:18:51,009 --> 00:18:53,412 - One spot to go. - [clicks] 521 00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:56,115 Bone broth. 522 00:18:56,215 --> 00:18:58,517 [Janelle] Now, see, if my Mustafa was here, 523 00:18:58,617 --> 00:18:59,918 he would have captured all of these 524 00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:01,600 in under 30 seconds flat. 525 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,881 Did I mention his judo skills? 526 00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:04,923 Not in the last five minutes. 527 00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:08,207 When do we get to meet the magical Mustafa, anyway? 528 00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:11,330 Well, maybe you can come visit us. 529 00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:13,132 [June] Oh, yes, I love Bali. 530 00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:14,393 You're moving back to Bali with Prince Charming? 531 00:19:14,393 --> 00:19:16,375 Shh! Shh! Dang, Earl. 532 00:19:16,475 --> 00:19:17,616 It's still a secret, a'ight? 533 00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:19,057 I ain't told Ash yet. 534 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:22,661 Okay, but now the vault is closed. 535 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,183 No more secrets. 536 00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:26,345 - All right. - Okay. 537 00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:28,467 Man, this little critter really like you. 538 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,829 [Rainey] Make way! Make way. 539 00:19:30,929 --> 00:19:34,153 [all cheering] 540 00:19:34,253 --> 00:19:36,355 [guest] Wonderful. 541 00:19:36,455 --> 00:19:38,717 That's a pig pig, ain't it? 542 00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:42,881 Talk about high on the hog. [laughing] 543 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,164 You know, it's a saying for a reason. 544 00:19:45,264 --> 00:19:47,085 Speech, my lady, speech. 545 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,129 - Oh! Oh! Speech! - [all cheering] 546 00:19:50,229 --> 00:19:52,811 This Meatfest could not have come at a better time. 547 00:19:52,911 --> 00:19:54,973 I needed this so badly. 548 00:19:55,073 --> 00:19:58,337 I'm so glad to have all of you in our home. 549 00:19:58,437 --> 00:19:59,578 [guest] Aww. 550 00:19:59,678 --> 00:20:01,260 Ah, perfect timing. 551 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,142 Everybody, this is Darrell. 552 00:20:03,242 --> 00:20:05,144 [Darrell] I did not know what to wear to Meatfest, 553 00:20:05,244 --> 00:20:09,067 from the shoes and my fit all the way up to the do. 554 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,470 I was just-- so I'm so sorry I'm late. 555 00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:12,951 I didn't know what to do with my dog 556 00:20:13,051 --> 00:20:14,193 because he gets separation anxiety. 557 00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:15,594 [all] Hmm. 558 00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:17,156 [Darrell] But you would love him. 559 00:20:17,256 --> 00:20:18,096 Chauncey is the world's sweetest pit. 560 00:20:18,096 --> 00:20:20,359 [crowd mumbling] 561 00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:23,562 Luckily, my cousin Meredith, she came over to sit with him. 562 00:20:23,662 --> 00:20:25,444 But then driving over here, I got pulled over. 563 00:20:25,544 --> 00:20:26,805 [all mumbling] 564 00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:28,086 Thank goodness I knew the cop. 565 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,488 [all muttering] 566 00:20:29,588 --> 00:20:31,049 'Cause he pulled me over last week. 567 00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:32,771 - [crowd] Ah! - [Darrell] So I pulled out 568 00:20:32,871 --> 00:20:34,333 my "friends and family of a cop" badge again, 569 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,934 and he let me go. 570 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,776 - [all chattering] - It works every time. 571 00:20:37,876 --> 00:20:40,259 Okay, we have reached audacity of the Caucacity 572 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:41,940 in the white capacity, y'all. 573 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,222 - [guest] Yes. - [all muttering] 574 00:20:43,322 --> 00:20:44,663 - That's a shame. - Yeah. 575 00:20:44,763 --> 00:20:45,824 I know that dude, White Darrell. 576 00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:47,626 That nigga hella Mexican. 577 00:20:47,726 --> 00:20:49,628 [Rainey] All right, all right, where was I? 578 00:20:49,728 --> 00:20:52,671 Well, you all have been there for me when I needed you. 579 00:20:52,771 --> 00:20:54,313 And more than that, you've been there 580 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,035 when I've shut my blinds and tried to hide. 581 00:20:57,135 --> 00:20:59,198 When I was too proud or scared to ask, 582 00:20:59,298 --> 00:21:03,762 you have always been a constant support. 583 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,725 And I can trust you to be honest with me, 584 00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:08,367 even when the truth hurts. 585 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:11,169 And that, my friends, is loyalty. 586 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,212 You are my chosen family. 587 00:21:13,312 --> 00:21:15,013 [Janelle] Aww. 588 00:21:15,113 --> 00:21:16,535 - [Rainey] To Meatfest! - [Earl] To Meatfest! 589 00:21:16,635 --> 00:21:19,318 [all cheering] 590 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,102 All right, now where do we start with this? 591 00:21:24,202 --> 00:21:27,826 [indistinct chatter] 592 00:21:27,926 --> 00:21:30,489 - You okay? - I'm far from okay. 593 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:36,034 Mm-mm-mm. 594 00:21:36,134 --> 00:21:38,637 Always the thirsty bitch. 595 00:21:38,737 --> 00:21:40,519 Lap it up, poor baby dumb-dumb. 596 00:21:40,619 --> 00:21:42,601 Trish, just back the fuck off. 597 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,363 Oh. Oh, no, no, don't talk to me. 598 00:21:44,463 --> 00:21:45,764 Talk to the judge in divorce court. 599 00:21:45,864 --> 00:21:47,406 Now's not the time. 600 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:48,967 Y'all need to get your asses back in there. 601 00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,089 Ooh, I should really whoop your ass 602 00:21:51,189 --> 00:21:52,411 right here in front of everybody. 603 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:53,932 Calm down, Trish. 604 00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:55,374 Don't fucking tell me to calm down! 605 00:21:55,474 --> 00:21:56,615 - [Nancy] Excuse me? - [Janelle] Hey! 606 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:57,656 Oh, why is everyone in here? 607 00:21:57,756 --> 00:21:59,758 Is it something I said? 608 00:22:04,563 --> 00:22:06,224 Earl. 609 00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:07,666 Don't look at me. 610 00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:09,768 I'm-I'm Switzerland. 611 00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:14,513 Oh. Huh? 612 00:22:14,613 --> 00:22:16,635 You? 613 00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:21,400 Earl? Janelle? Nancy? No? 614 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,442 None of y'all, hmm? 615 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,764 Okay, you know what? Fuck it. 616 00:22:25,864 --> 00:22:28,046 I cannot do this shit anymore. 617 00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:29,568 No more secrets. 618 00:22:29,668 --> 00:22:31,850 Mommy, 619 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:34,733 Ashley done fucked around on Miles, 620 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:37,716 and everybody here knows but you. 621 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,784 Jacque, I am in love with you. 622 00:22:45,884 --> 00:22:47,866 And I tried to break you and Cuddie up 623 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:50,509 by telling P-Lo to tell him to wear a pirate costume. 624 00:22:50,609 --> 00:22:52,230 - [scoffs] - Sabotage. 625 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:55,073 Uh, I have some good news. 626 00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:57,876 Um, I'm moving back to Bali. 627 00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,518 Hold on. What? 628 00:22:59,618 --> 00:23:02,000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 629 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,102 Go back. 630 00:23:05,263 --> 00:23:07,926 Ashley, that's not true, is it? 631 00:23:08,026 --> 00:23:10,549 I don't--um... 632 00:23:15,674 --> 00:23:17,896 I'm sorry. 633 00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:22,521 I'm so sorry. There's um... no excuse. 634 00:23:25,884 --> 00:23:28,667 Rainey, I just miss him so much. 635 00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:30,889 [Rainey] Are you fucking kidding me? 636 00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:38,216 I-I just wanted a bit of normal again. 637 00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:43,081 I've just been having a really hard time. 638 00:23:43,181 --> 00:23:46,044 And it's not anyone else's problem, 639 00:23:46,144 --> 00:23:48,567 so I just stuff it down. 640 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:50,328 But it's gotten worse, 641 00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:52,290 and I- I don't feel like myself anymore. 642 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:55,534 I just--I got drunk, 643 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,856 and some guy was being really nice to me, 644 00:23:57,956 --> 00:24:01,800 and... it was so stupid. 645 00:24:04,082 --> 00:24:05,744 And I'll tell Miles myself. 646 00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:09,047 Just- just please, at least let me tell him myself. 647 00:24:10,969 --> 00:24:12,971 [Miles] Well, you just did. 648 00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,919 [Trish] Oh, shit. 649 00:24:21,019 --> 00:24:23,502 My brother done broke out of jail. 650 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:31,490 I tried to call. 651 00:24:31,590 --> 00:24:35,113 But there's no phones at Meatfest, so... 652 00:24:37,035 --> 00:24:39,017 [Sean] Come on, Thizzly. We did it. 653 00:24:39,117 --> 00:24:41,179 We got the praying mantises! 654 00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:42,821 Dad! 655 00:24:42,921 --> 00:24:45,704 [soft music playing] 656 00:24:45,804 --> 00:24:46,745 ♪ ♪ 657 00:24:46,845 --> 00:24:48,427 [grunts] 658 00:24:48,527 --> 00:24:52,230 [laughing] 659 00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:54,032 [Sean] I missed you. 660 00:24:54,132 --> 00:24:57,015 ♪ ♪ 661 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:08,967 [Trish] Fuck. 662 00:25:09,067 --> 00:25:10,969 We are at white capacity. 663 00:25:11,069 --> 00:25:12,410 Darrell, I will make you a plate, 664 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:13,532 but you gotta go. 665 00:25:13,632 --> 00:25:15,013 - Okay. - [clicks] 666 00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:19,057 [SOB x RBE's "Onna Gang" playing] 667 00:25:19,157 --> 00:25:21,099 [DaBoii] Shit, I'ma name this shit "Onna Gang," nigga, 668 00:25:21,199 --> 00:25:23,181 'cause, nigga, everything I'm saying, nigga, 669 00:25:23,281 --> 00:25:25,824 that's on gang, nigga. 670 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:27,586 ♪ Just cause you got Ya ass a gun ♪ 671 00:25:27,686 --> 00:25:29,668 ♪ That don't make you A gangster ♪ 672 00:25:29,768 --> 00:25:31,510 ♪ Ol' badass lil boy I'll give you a spanking ♪ 673 00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:32,991 ♪ I know some niggas Want me dead ♪ 674 00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:34,873 ♪ I be keeping 'em patient ♪ 675 00:25:34,973 --> 00:25:36,314 ♪ Keep taking pictures With all them hammers ♪ 676 00:25:36,414 --> 00:25:38,036 ♪ Ain't beating no cases ♪ 677 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:39,478 ♪ Load the clips up With gloves ♪ 678 00:25:39,578 --> 00:25:41,800 ♪ I ain't leaving no traces ♪ 679 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,562 ♪ I'll leave up out this Earth before leaving a statement ♪ 680 00:25:43,662 --> 00:25:45,283 ♪ Fuck with us Yeah, just know ♪ 681 00:25:45,383 --> 00:25:47,445 ♪ That you beefing With Haitians ♪ 682 00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:49,327 ♪ We ride around with baby K's On a special occasion ♪ 683 00:25:49,427 --> 00:25:51,329 ♪ Li'l bitch, I'm a dog But a lion at heart ♪ 684 00:25:51,429 --> 00:25:52,771 ♪ You know that shit Gon' come to light ♪ 685 00:25:52,871 --> 00:25:54,653 ♪ You can't hide in the dark ♪ 686 00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:56,014 ♪ And you can't get up In this whip ♪ 687 00:25:56,114 --> 00:25:57,816 ♪ Catch you riding a bar ♪ 688 00:25:57,916 --> 00:25:59,177 ♪ And you don't mean Shit you tweet ♪ 689 00:25:59,277 --> 00:26:01,259 ♪ But be typing it hard ♪ 690 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,141 ♪ And every time I hit a bitch It be from behind ♪ 691 00:26:03,241 --> 00:26:04,503 ♪ When they had me In that cell ♪ 692 00:26:04,603 --> 00:26:06,665 ♪ I was beefing with time ♪ 693 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,827 ♪ Nah, nigga, I don't rap I'm just speaking my mind ♪ 694 00:26:08,927 --> 00:26:10,549 ♪ DaBoii for president, bitch I'm freeing the guys ♪ 695 00:26:10,649 --> 00:26:11,950 ♪ Keep on talking Out your neck ♪ 696 00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:13,672 ♪ That shit funny as fuck ♪ 697 00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:14,993 ♪ I'm finna pull up On your sister ♪ 698 00:26:15,093 --> 00:26:16,795 ♪ And bust me a nut ♪ 699 00:26:16,895 --> 00:26:18,076 ♪ I'm not familiar With no manners ♪ 700 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,178 ♪ Or no home training ♪ 49651

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