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[mantis] Oh, hello.
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Let me catch you up
with what happened
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previously on Blindspotting.
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[funky music plays]
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Bitch!
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- [whispering]
- Earl!
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I got you a present
for keeping bugs in.
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[Miles] Is your girlfriend
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cheating on you
with her new boyfriend?
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[Earl]
Are you gonna tell Jacque
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you're in love with her?
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Don't let nobody
steal your joy.
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I need to break them up.
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I need to break them up.
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I may have told Cuddie
some disastrous costume advice.
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You a pirate, Pare.
We kill pirates!
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[crowing]
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I say this with love,
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but y'all are hella stubborn
as a family.
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You are not my sister.
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Let's make that 1,000% clear.
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You are my brother's
fucking luggage
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that he dropped off here.
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Mustafa.
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I want you to come back
to Bali, be my wife again.
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[kid] What the fuck is that?
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[Ashley] It's a Thizzly bear.
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And his dad made it
for him in prison.
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Oh, Trish,
you stole these for me?
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- Do those say Oakland?
- Yeah.
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- Ooh, I like these.
- Thank you.
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Fuck, it feels so good
to be out
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doing some normal ass shit, girl.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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♪ ♪
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[Teena] You think I didn't
see you in there
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kissing that pale-ass nigga?
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Looks like you lost an earring.
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[smooth hip-hop plays]
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♪ ♪
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[dramatic music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[Sean] Oh, no, no, no, no!
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This can't be happening.
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Oh, this is bad.
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We're at a full-scale
red alert!
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The mantises are loose!
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Oh, what are we
gonna do, Thizzly?
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- What are we gonna do?
- [Thizzly roars]
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Mom's gonna kill me.
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Oh.
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[Stunna] What the fuck is that?
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- Bugs!
- [roommate] Bugs everywhere!
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- [roommate] Shoot 'em!
- [all shouting]
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[Freddy] Where are you guys?
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[all shouting]
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[roommate] Oh, shit!
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- It's on your face!
- [grunting]
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- [roommate screams]
- What is this, Bug's Life?
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[all yelling]
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Hey, what the hell
is Meatfest, anyway?
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So Miles' daddy was
a two-timing vegan.
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And to commemorate
cutting his ass off...
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Right.
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Rainey started
Meatfest, a'ight?
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Not a vegetable in the crib.
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I'm talking meat only.
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You feel me? You dig?
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Anyway, that annual tradition
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has been going on for...
27 years?
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[laughs]
Yo, this is a lot of meat.
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- [Freddy] Help me out here.
- [Stunna] Ow! Fuck.
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[roommates screaming]
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Yo, who's is this?
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[Stunna] Oh, shit. Oh, oh! Ooh!
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[Freddy] Wait, she's coming!
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- [roommates shouting]
- [Earl] Oh, hold up.
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Hey, y'all, who know
where this earring is from?
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- [roommate] What?
- [roommate] I don't know.
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[roommate] Who cares?
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Oh, this sexy-ass girl
I hooked up with
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last week at Luka's.
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[Stunna] Ooh, did you hit that?
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[roommate] Fuck yeah, I did.
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- [shouting]
- Bug queen!
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Hey, hey, what she look like?
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Fall back. Fall back.
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She's powering up
her scorpion tail!
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Light-skinned Black girl,
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big curly hair, big booty.
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She has a-a rose tattoo
on her shoulder.
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She told me her name,
but I was hella lit.
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Uh, Amber? Anika? Alexis?
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Ashley. Her name is Ashley.
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- [bomb whistling]
- Fuck!
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[explosion]
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- [laser gunfire]
- [bugs chittering]
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[dramatic music plays]
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[game narrator] Game over.
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[funky music plays]
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[muffled music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey.
- [guest] Hi, Rainey.
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What's that for?
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In this house, Trish is
surrounded by white people
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because of Miles and me.
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So for the holidays,
we decided to cap
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the amount of white people
allowed at Meatfest.
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This year, we're down to six.
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I gotta do more to reduce
the white footprint.
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You do know you're white.
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I already clicked one for me.
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You better click one
for Darrell.
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He's coming, right?
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Yeah, but he's not white.
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He's Chilean-something.
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I'm not dating
another white guy,
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and I'm not going double white
in this neighbourhood.
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He looks white to me.
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Why do you think
I call him White Darrell?
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'Cause he's not Black.
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I am not that reductive.
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Wait, wait, Rainey,
you're dating someone new
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and keeping it
a secret from us?
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I've had, like, two dates
with the guy.
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Well, if he looks white,
he reaps all the benefits
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of being white, so guess what.
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He's white.
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And that's a fair point.
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He's not white like me-white.
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Well, show us a picture.
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I can't because my phone
is in the Be Present basket.
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No phones till after dinner.
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Did y'all drop your phones
in that basket?
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- All right, keep it simple.
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Does he go to Blondie's
or Fat Slice for pizza?
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And don't think. Just answer.
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- I think Fat Slice.
- He's Black.
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No, he's just not
Blondie's white.
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And Asians go to Blondie's.
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Don't be grouping us
with white people.
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Yellow Peril
supports Black Power.
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Well, bring the Asians
to Fat Slice.
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No, go to Graffiti Pizza.
A Black woman owns that.
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[Marty] Don't be grouping
all us Asians together.
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- I'm Taiwanese.
- Yeah.
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[together] Not to be mistaken
for mainland China.
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I know, babe. [chuckles]
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Does Darrell use a washcloth
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- or a naked bar of soap?
- [Rainey] I don't know.
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I haven't showered
with him yet.
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- [Nancy] Oh.
- Okay.
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[laughter]
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- Ashley!
- [door slams]
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[suspenseful music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[Ashley] Oh, fuck.
No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Mommy! Mommy--
- [Ashley] No! Shh, shh.
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- Shut up. Shut up.
- [Trish grunting]
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Let me go, you bitch!
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Okay! Okay, okay, okay.
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Listen to me.
It's not what you think.
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You fucking ho-ass, trick-ass--
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No, no, no, no, no.
It was nothing.
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Just let me explain.
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Bitch, you cheated
on my brother
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while he is in prison.
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You his wife, Ash!
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Ooh, I cannot wait
to tell everyone.
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- You are fucking done.
- I-I-I just--
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Hey, what up, y'all?
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- [all greeting]
- Spice King and his thang.
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What's good with y'all?
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[person] Hope you got
them hot wings.
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Oh, look, baby,
No Phones Be Present.
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- You dig this?
- [June] I love it.
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Earl, I'm so glad you're here.
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There's a code red emergency.
I need your help.
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Trish is here already?
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I have no idea.
But the bug terrarium broke.
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What?
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I used my mom's Amazon
to buy praying mantis eggs,
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and then they all hatched.
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And then they escaped.
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Oh, shit.
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Meet me in my room.
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You can bring your friend.
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It's not--
she has so much going on--
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What are you waiting for?
Come on.
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[Earl] Okay, I gotta put
this meat in--
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[guest] Hey, what up, E?
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Hey, hey, man, what's up?
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No, I said,
"Why are they bugging me?"
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We didn't say nothing
about no bugs.
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[Ashley] Trish, I'ma need you
just to be quiet, okay?
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And I need you
to keep it between us.
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Oh, do you?
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Well, Earl knows
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because your side meat is
his fucking roommate!
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Now I'm 'bout to tell my mama.
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He is not my fucking side meat!
Fuck!
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I just-I just need you
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to give me a chance
to figure it out, okay?
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I am begging you.
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Fuck you, Ashley.
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We trusted you.
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Ma!
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Fucking Christ.
Just--fine! Fine.
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But if you tell her,
I will tell Jacque
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that you are in love with her
and that you tried
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to sabotage Cuddie.
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[funky music plays
in background]
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♪ ♪
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[scoffs] Wow.
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Wow! Okay.
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Just leave it alone
until after Meatfest, okay?
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And I will tell Rainey myself.
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Trish, you're on duty.
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You know what to do.
White cap is six.
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We're at three now,
including me.
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Is everything all right?
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Yeah, just hungry
for that meat.
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[scoffs]
Ain't that the truth.
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Fuck you,
you lumberjack-looking bitch.
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[whispering]
Fuck you.
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Dumbass fucking bitch.
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[Earl] How could they all
have escaped?
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I'm seven.
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Okay, how many mantises
are we talking about here?
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At least ten.
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But they kept on hatching,
so could be more.
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My God, a whole congregation
of mantises.
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Okay, Sean, we got you.
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[Janelle] I'm off to check
on Sean.
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This is our secret.
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[Janelle] Baby boy.
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Oh, shit, what the--
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oh.
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Hi, Earl.
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- You must be June.
- [June] Mm-hmm.
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I'm Janelle.
It's nice to meet you.
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It's nice to meet you.
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- No Mustafa?
- [Janelle] Uh, no.
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He had to go back to Bali
to take care of his daughter.
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- My fiancé.
- Oh, fiancé, not divorcée?
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She said fiancé.
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- Future fiancé.
- [Earl] Okay, fiancé.
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We're just excited
to meet your...
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[both] Future fiancé.
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Stop saying fiancé!
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Sean's bugs got loose.
Now his ass is on the line.
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- [Sean] Earl!
- Oh!
254
00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:03,683
You told!
255
00:09:03,783 --> 00:09:06,325
Yeah, but we need
all the help we can get.
256
00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:08,287
I don't know what the hell
you got bugs for, anyway.
257
00:09:08,387 --> 00:09:09,769
Ashley ain't never
heard of a dog?
258
00:09:09,869 --> 00:09:11,871
Just find them before Mom sees.
259
00:09:13,032 --> 00:09:14,614
And boom.
260
00:09:14,714 --> 00:09:16,175
- Oh.
- Oh, nice.
261
00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:17,737
- Now that's good--
- Pace yourself.
262
00:09:17,837 --> 00:09:20,019
Just remember to save room
for the pig.
263
00:09:20,119 --> 00:09:21,741
[Scotty] But he wanted me
to move to Nice,
264
00:09:21,841 --> 00:09:23,382
and I said
that's out of the question.
265
00:09:23,482 --> 00:09:25,064
Oh, my goodness.
266
00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,866
- Oh, hey Miss Tammy.
- [Tammy] Hey, baby.
267
00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,548
Oh, a teardrop earring
looks good on you, honey.
268
00:09:28,648 --> 00:09:29,909
- [laughs]
- [Tammy] Thank you, sugar!
269
00:09:30,009 --> 00:09:31,591
Oh, there you are.
270
00:09:31,691 --> 00:09:33,793
Oh, God, you look like shit.
271
00:09:33,893 --> 00:09:35,354
[Ashley whimpers]
272
00:09:35,454 --> 00:09:37,757
Oh, okay, uh...
273
00:09:37,857 --> 00:09:40,479
okay, what is wrong?
274
00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,401
Uh, excuse me!
275
00:09:42,501 --> 00:09:44,123
- I messed up, okay?
- Okay.
276
00:09:44,223 --> 00:09:45,605
Last week, I went to a bar
and we had drinks
277
00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:46,806
and there was
music and dancing,
278
00:09:46,906 --> 00:09:48,528
and then I kissed someone.
279
00:09:48,628 --> 00:09:49,729
And it doesn't--
it doesn't mean anything.
280
00:09:49,829 --> 00:09:51,130
But--but Trish found out,
281
00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:52,532
and now she wants
to tell Rainey.
282
00:09:52,632 --> 00:09:53,973
Look, don't worry.
283
00:09:54,073 --> 00:09:55,615
I kissed two guys
today already.
284
00:09:55,715 --> 00:09:57,136
It's the holidays.
285
00:09:57,236 --> 00:09:59,699
- That's not the same!
- Mm.
286
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:03,102
Yo, I don't know what this
shit will do to my family.
287
00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,784
But I have to do
what's right, right?
288
00:10:04,884 --> 00:10:06,586
Oh God, my heart.
289
00:10:06,686 --> 00:10:09,028
Who's gonna be couple goals
for Cuddie and me now,
290
00:10:09,128 --> 00:10:10,590
Steph and Ayesha?
291
00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:12,191
Girl, you know I can't cook.
292
00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,635
How are you making this
about Cuddie right now?
293
00:10:15,735 --> 00:10:18,157
I mean, they were
kind of goals, you know?
294
00:10:18,257 --> 00:10:19,599
[Scotty]
Does she have any proof?
295
00:10:19,699 --> 00:10:20,880
Yes, she has
one of my earrings.
296
00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:22,321
So what?
297
00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:23,563
So she has one
and you have one.
298
00:10:23,663 --> 00:10:25,164
They cancel each other out,
299
00:10:25,264 --> 00:10:27,486
like that time I had
a threesome with my ex.
300
00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,689
Okay, this-this-
this isn't helping.
301
00:10:29,789 --> 00:10:30,890
Wake up, bitch.
302
00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:32,531
It's your word against hers.
303
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,253
And let's face it,
she is a lot,
304
00:10:34,353 --> 00:10:36,616
like Kirstie Alley on Twitter.
305
00:10:36,716 --> 00:10:38,137
- Have you followed that bitch?
- [Ashley] No.
306
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,619
Honey, she has lost
her damn mind.
307
00:10:39,719 --> 00:10:42,061
She's always lounging
in her pyjamas.
308
00:10:42,161 --> 00:10:46,305
Okay, so, um, what- what do
I say, that- that she's lying?
309
00:10:46,405 --> 00:10:48,307
I should just tell, right?
310
00:10:48,407 --> 00:10:50,069
It's my word against hers.
311
00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:51,951
I don't think
that's gonna be enough.
312
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,312
Who else knows?
313
00:10:53,412 --> 00:10:54,874
[Ashley] Earl knows!
314
00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:56,435
Well, what are you doing
talking to me?
315
00:10:56,535 --> 00:10:58,678
You need to go make sure
he shuts his trap.
316
00:10:58,778 --> 00:11:00,079
Yeah, you- you're right. Here.
317
00:11:00,179 --> 00:11:01,240
- Oh.
- Here, here, here.
318
00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:02,762
Find Earl. Find Earl. Oh--
319
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,444
And find wine.
Find wine. Find wine.
320
00:11:05,544 --> 00:11:07,166
Rainey, my angel.
321
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,488
Oh, I hate that bitch
so fucking much!
322
00:11:09,588 --> 00:11:10,890
[Scotty]
Can I get some more wine?
323
00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,612
[Rainey] I have wine.
324
00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:14,053
[whimpers]
325
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,155
Get your own damn plate, Trish!
326
00:11:19,158 --> 00:11:20,940
All right, Earl, where you at?
327
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,501
Earl.
328
00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:25,464
[Western showdown music plays]
329
00:11:25,564 --> 00:11:28,447
♪ ♪
330
00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:35,494
[mouthing words]
Fuck you.
331
00:11:38,818 --> 00:11:40,760
Trish? I'm Leah.
332
00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:41,961
Sean goes to school
with my son.
333
00:11:42,061 --> 00:11:43,923
Ooh, that's four.
334
00:11:44,023 --> 00:11:45,084
You lucky you here early.
335
00:11:45,184 --> 00:11:46,325
A- actually, can you help?
336
00:11:46,425 --> 00:11:47,887
I have another tray in my car.
337
00:11:47,987 --> 00:11:51,170
Ugh, this--
this is why there's a cap.
338
00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:52,411
Where's your car at,
Miss Daisy?
339
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,513
It's right out front, yeah.
340
00:11:59,839 --> 00:12:00,820
[Earl whispering] Okay.
341
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,742
Oh, wait. Wait.
342
00:12:02,842 --> 00:12:04,704
Don't move. Don't move.
Don't move.
343
00:12:04,804 --> 00:12:08,067
Okay, just-just follow me
right in here.
344
00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,750
Oh.
345
00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:12,912
- [Ashley] Earl.
- Oh!
346
00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:14,714
I know you know, Earl.
347
00:12:14,814 --> 00:12:16,215
And just when you think
you have things under control,
348
00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:17,677
boom, this happens.
349
00:12:17,777 --> 00:12:18,878
Things happen.
350
00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:20,159
And I know you know.
351
00:12:20,259 --> 00:12:22,041
And now you know
I know you know.
352
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,522
I don't know anything.
353
00:12:23,622 --> 00:12:25,084
I know who your roommate is.
354
00:12:25,184 --> 00:12:26,645
- Oh!
- I fucked up.
355
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,487
But it's not
what you think it is,
356
00:12:28,587 --> 00:12:30,289
so I'ma need you to keep it
to yourself for a day.
357
00:12:30,389 --> 00:12:32,772
No worries. I'm- I'm a vault.
358
00:12:32,872 --> 00:12:35,334
They call me voûte suisse.
359
00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:36,495
Okay?
360
00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:39,939
It's French for Swiss vault.
361
00:12:40,039 --> 00:12:42,301
Okay, well,
this is English for "Shh!"
362
00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:43,703
- Please.
- Okay.
363
00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:46,385
- S'il vous plaît.
- Okay.
364
00:12:46,485 --> 00:12:49,288
[both laughing forcefully]
365
00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:54,954
[chuckling] All right.
366
00:12:55,054 --> 00:12:58,117
[whispering]
Oh, baby, my sweet.
367
00:12:58,217 --> 00:13:01,060
We almost got caught. Oh.
368
00:13:06,465 --> 00:13:09,368
[tense music plays]
369
00:13:09,468 --> 00:13:12,351
♪ ♪
370
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,302
[exhales]
371
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,825
You're cute,
like a little alien.
372
00:13:25,925 --> 00:13:27,026
- [Trish] Earl.
- Oh! Oh!
373
00:13:27,126 --> 00:13:28,948
Gotta get out this hallway.
374
00:13:29,048 --> 00:13:30,910
I need you to come help me
tell my mom about Ashley now,
375
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,471
'cause a nigga needs a witness.
376
00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:34,393
What? No.
This is between you two.
377
00:13:34,493 --> 00:13:36,115
Did Ashley get to you?
378
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,997
Are you really on her side
with this bullshit?
379
00:13:38,097 --> 00:13:39,759
No, I'm not on any side
of anything.
380
00:13:39,859 --> 00:13:41,320
I'm-I'm Switzerland.
381
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,561
Nigga, fuck Switzerland.
382
00:13:42,661 --> 00:13:44,203
Look, all I know is hearsay.
383
00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:45,644
Okay, I heard nothing.
I know nothing.
384
00:13:45,744 --> 00:13:47,166
I saw a earring.
I seen so many earrings.
385
00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:49,208
You have earrings on right now.
386
00:13:49,308 --> 00:13:50,649
Why the fuck
you covering up your cup for?
387
00:13:50,749 --> 00:13:52,331
You think
I'ma fucking poison you?
388
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:55,614
This just how I--a drink
that I've been drinking
389
00:13:55,714 --> 00:13:58,517
that is a drink...
that I drink.
390
00:14:00,119 --> 00:14:02,641
It's good etiquette at a party
to cover your drink.
391
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:07,686
Silence is violence, Earl.
392
00:14:09,288 --> 00:14:12,151
Silence is violence.
393
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,794
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
394
00:14:14,894 --> 00:14:16,916
Yeah.
395
00:14:17,016 --> 00:14:18,517
You- you talkin' and you being
vi--
396
00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:20,039
Silence is
motherfuckin' violence.
397
00:14:20,139 --> 00:14:22,141
[Earl] Oh, okay.
398
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:27,887
[clears throat]
399
00:14:27,987 --> 00:14:31,931
Yep, just in the hallway drinking.
400
00:14:32,031 --> 00:14:34,653
[whispering]
June, talk to him. Talk to him.
401
00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:37,496
Wow, where did you get those
little-little micro links?
402
00:14:37,596 --> 00:14:39,658
Well, you know what?
Enjoy that.
403
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:42,021
- Ah! Okay.
- Here you go.
404
00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:44,063
Where'd you meet this guy?
405
00:14:44,163 --> 00:14:45,704
Gilroy Garlic Festival.
406
00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:47,786
[Dauntes] White as cocaine.
407
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,508
[Nancy]
Hey, I go there every year.
408
00:14:49,608 --> 00:14:52,391
They got one hell of a sorbet.
Garlic Sherb.
409
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,273
Ooh, does he check out
them thick-ass mannequins
410
00:14:54,373 --> 00:14:55,714
at Eastmont Mall?
411
00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:57,236
I don't know.
Should I take him?
412
00:14:57,336 --> 00:14:58,437
Has he been
to Sweet Jimmy's yet?
413
00:14:58,537 --> 00:15:00,359
Now, that's a dead giveaway.
414
00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:02,001
Does he know any of those
commercials off of Soul Beat?
415
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,682
Ask him if he knows
what a chitloaf is.
416
00:15:03,782 --> 00:15:05,444
You ask him when he gets here.
417
00:15:05,544 --> 00:15:07,366
How am I supposed to know
all this off two dates?
418
00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:09,648
- It's a loaf of chitlins.
- [laughter]
419
00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:11,290
Tried to get that commercial
out of my mind,
420
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:14,013
but I can't,
even after all this time.
421
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,215
- Mm-mm.
- Shoot, Darrell's late.
422
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,616
He's supposed to bring ice.
423
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,718
[Dauntes] Ooh.
424
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,182
Not to bat against my own team,
but the brother is late.
425
00:15:23,282 --> 00:15:24,904
[Rainey] I didn't say
he was Black.
426
00:15:25,004 --> 00:15:26,946
I said I really,
really, really, really
427
00:15:27,046 --> 00:15:29,048
don't think he's white.
428
00:15:30,449 --> 00:15:31,991
- Oh, he white.
- [Marty] Mm-hmm.
429
00:15:32,091 --> 00:15:33,873
- [Dauntes chuckling]
- As soy milk.
430
00:15:33,973 --> 00:15:35,554
As the Ultimate Frisbee team.
431
00:15:35,654 --> 00:15:37,556
St. Patrick's Day parade.
432
00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:39,278
As a ayahuasca trip to Bali.
433
00:15:39,378 --> 00:15:40,359
Shit, rice.
434
00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:41,560
The Olsen twins.
435
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,682
[laughter]
436
00:15:43,782 --> 00:15:45,724
[Sean] You've got this.
It's okay.
437
00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:47,366
Come on, Petunia.
438
00:15:47,466 --> 00:15:48,928
Come on. Come on.
439
00:15:49,028 --> 00:15:51,570
It's okay. You can trust me.
Come on.
440
00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:53,212
Let's get you
in your little home.
441
00:15:53,312 --> 00:15:55,314
There you go.
442
00:15:56,315 --> 00:15:58,697
[Monophonics'
"La La La Love Me" playing]
443
00:15:58,797 --> 00:16:00,299
[mimics gun cocking]
444
00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:02,381
Locked and loaded.
445
00:16:02,481 --> 00:16:04,623
We did it, Thizzly.
Just a few more to go.
446
00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:07,706
♪ ♪
447
00:16:07,806 --> 00:16:10,549
Whoo! I'm the mantis king!
448
00:16:10,649 --> 00:16:13,372
♪ ♪
449
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:15,754
[singer]
♪ Sitting in the dark ♪
450
00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:18,877
[clearing throat]
451
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:21,980
Nancy! Nancy. Nance.
452
00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:26,085
I have a situation.
453
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,927
Oh, Lord. What now?
454
00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:31,490
Ashley may have
455
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,572
stepped out on Miles
with my roommate.
456
00:16:33,672 --> 00:16:35,374
Now, she says it was nothing,
and I believe her.
457
00:16:35,474 --> 00:16:37,496
But who cares what I believe
'cause Trish found out
458
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,459
and went crazy and says
she wanna go to Rainey with it.
459
00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:41,860
Ashley's asked me
not to say anything,
460
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:42,901
but Trish isn't having it.
461
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,303
They both coming for me.
462
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,066
And I keep saying,
"Hey, I'm Swiss!
463
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:51,190
Like good cheese
and chocolate."
464
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:52,711
And I got a lot of things
that I'm juggling
465
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,954
I'm not even telling--oh!
466
00:16:55,054 --> 00:16:56,755
I felt that on the other side.
467
00:16:56,855 --> 00:16:58,397
I can't believe you're putting
all this on my plate
468
00:16:58,497 --> 00:17:01,400
when I got all this
on my plate.
469
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,163
I'll handle it. Don't do shit.
470
00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:07,186
♪ ♪
471
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:09,969
What the fuck?
472
00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,951
♪ ♪
473
00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:19,138
She-she couldn't
hear me, right?
474
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,540
Ah, I was using
my whisper voice.
475
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,982
[Janelle]
Get your ass in there.
476
00:17:23,082 --> 00:17:25,784
Ow! Ow!
477
00:17:25,884 --> 00:17:28,507
Bitch, are you serious?
You cheated on Miles?
478
00:17:28,607 --> 00:17:29,828
Who told you that?
479
00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:31,630
Earl told my mama.
480
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,592
How the fuck you gon'
tell him before you tell me?
481
00:17:33,692 --> 00:17:35,674
Oh, fuck, it's spreading.
482
00:17:35,774 --> 00:17:37,556
First of all, it meant nothing.
483
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,838
And I didn't tell anyone.
He found out.
484
00:17:39,938 --> 00:17:41,940
Fuck.
485
00:17:44,983 --> 00:17:48,447
Ash, you know I get it, okay?
486
00:17:48,547 --> 00:17:49,928
But you gon' have
to tell Rainey
487
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,730
before anybody else does.
488
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,373
Tell her I kissed another man
at fucking Meatfest,
489
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,055
the very festival
she created to spite
490
00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:57,936
a man who cheated on her?
491
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,658
Oh, yeah,
Rainey don't play that.
492
00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:00,859
- Mm.
- [knocking]
493
00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:02,021
Occupied!
494
00:18:02,121 --> 00:18:03,062
Okay, take your time.
495
00:18:03,162 --> 00:18:04,583
I'll go upstairs.
496
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,545
Mommy, Mommy,
do you have a second?
497
00:18:06,645 --> 00:18:08,347
Yes, baby. What is it?
498
00:18:08,447 --> 00:18:10,509
Mom, I need
to tell you some real--
499
00:18:10,609 --> 00:18:12,351
[Nancy] Trish, can I talk
to you for a second?
500
00:18:12,451 --> 00:18:13,872
- Okay, wait, wait, one sec.
- I'll be right back.
501
00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:16,475
- I just have to pee.
- Mom.
502
00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:18,437
You keep that Ashley shit
to yourself.
503
00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:20,319
Don't tell your mama
or anybody else.
504
00:18:20,419 --> 00:18:22,161
Why?
505
00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:25,684
Everybody deserves to know
what a scammer Ashley is.
506
00:18:25,784 --> 00:18:28,087
Whatever happened to all that
ride or die loyalty bullshit
507
00:18:28,187 --> 00:18:29,568
she be talking about?
508
00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:31,290
I understand
where you coming from.
509
00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:33,212
But be honest with yourself.
510
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,734
Are you trying to help Miles
or just hurt Ashley?
511
00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:38,777
Hmm? What are you up to?
512
00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:40,419
[Jennifer] Hey, Janelle.
513
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,620
Girl, shut the fuck up.
We're on a mission.
514
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,981
Go, go, go, hurry up, hurry up.
515
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,703
Hi, Trish.
516
00:18:44,803 --> 00:18:45,984
Hey, girl.
517
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,067
I brought bone broth.
518
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,228
Great.
519
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,909
Okay, that's five whites.
520
00:18:51,009 --> 00:18:53,412
- One spot to go.
- [clicks]
521
00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:56,115
Bone broth.
522
00:18:56,215 --> 00:18:58,517
[Janelle] Now, see,
if my Mustafa was here,
523
00:18:58,617 --> 00:18:59,918
he would have captured
all of these
524
00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:01,600
in under 30 seconds flat.
525
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,881
Did I mention his judo skills?
526
00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:04,923
Not in the last five minutes.
527
00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:08,207
When do we get to meet
the magical Mustafa, anyway?
528
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:11,330
Well, maybe you can
come visit us.
529
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:13,132
[June] Oh, yes, I love Bali.
530
00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:14,393
You're moving back to Bali
with Prince Charming?
531
00:19:14,393 --> 00:19:16,375
Shh! Shh! Dang, Earl.
532
00:19:16,475 --> 00:19:17,616
It's still a secret, a'ight?
533
00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:19,057
I ain't told Ash yet.
534
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:22,661
Okay, but now the vault
is closed.
535
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,183
No more secrets.
536
00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:26,345
- All right.
- Okay.
537
00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:28,467
Man, this little critter
really like you.
538
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,829
[Rainey] Make way! Make way.
539
00:19:30,929 --> 00:19:34,153
[all cheering]
540
00:19:34,253 --> 00:19:36,355
[guest] Wonderful.
541
00:19:36,455 --> 00:19:38,717
That's a pig pig, ain't it?
542
00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:42,881
Talk about high on the hog.
[laughing]
543
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,164
You know,
it's a saying for a reason.
544
00:19:45,264 --> 00:19:47,085
Speech, my lady, speech.
545
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,129
- Oh! Oh! Speech!
- [all cheering]
546
00:19:50,229 --> 00:19:52,811
This Meatfest could not have
come at a better time.
547
00:19:52,911 --> 00:19:54,973
I needed this so badly.
548
00:19:55,073 --> 00:19:58,337
I'm so glad to have
all of you in our home.
549
00:19:58,437 --> 00:19:59,578
[guest] Aww.
550
00:19:59,678 --> 00:20:01,260
Ah, perfect timing.
551
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,142
Everybody, this is Darrell.
552
00:20:03,242 --> 00:20:05,144
[Darrell] I did not know
what to wear to Meatfest,
553
00:20:05,244 --> 00:20:09,067
from the shoes and my fit
all the way up to the do.
554
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,470
I was just--
so I'm so sorry I'm late.
555
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:12,951
I didn't know
what to do with my dog
556
00:20:13,051 --> 00:20:14,193
because he gets
separation anxiety.
557
00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:15,594
[all] Hmm.
558
00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:17,156
[Darrell]
But you would love him.
559
00:20:17,256 --> 00:20:18,096
Chauncey is
the world's sweetest pit.
560
00:20:18,096 --> 00:20:20,359
[crowd mumbling]
561
00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:23,562
Luckily, my cousin Meredith,
she came over to sit with him.
562
00:20:23,662 --> 00:20:25,444
But then driving over here,
I got pulled over.
563
00:20:25,544 --> 00:20:26,805
[all mumbling]
564
00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:28,086
Thank goodness I knew the cop.
565
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,488
[all muttering]
566
00:20:29,588 --> 00:20:31,049
'Cause he pulled me over
last week.
567
00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:32,771
- [crowd] Ah!
- [Darrell] So I pulled out
568
00:20:32,871 --> 00:20:34,333
my "friends and family
of a cop" badge again,
569
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,934
and he let me go.
570
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,776
- [all chattering]
- It works every time.
571
00:20:37,876 --> 00:20:40,259
Okay, we have reached
audacity of the Caucacity
572
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:41,940
in the white capacity, y'all.
573
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,222
- [guest] Yes.
- [all muttering]
574
00:20:43,322 --> 00:20:44,663
- That's a shame.
- Yeah.
575
00:20:44,763 --> 00:20:45,824
I know that dude,
White Darrell.
576
00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:47,626
That nigga hella Mexican.
577
00:20:47,726 --> 00:20:49,628
[Rainey] All right, all right,
where was I?
578
00:20:49,728 --> 00:20:52,671
Well, you all have been there
for me when I needed you.
579
00:20:52,771 --> 00:20:54,313
And more than that,
you've been there
580
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,035
when I've shut my blinds
and tried to hide.
581
00:20:57,135 --> 00:20:59,198
When I was too proud
or scared to ask,
582
00:20:59,298 --> 00:21:03,762
you have always been
a constant support.
583
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,725
And I can trust you
to be honest with me,
584
00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:08,367
even when the truth hurts.
585
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:11,169
And that, my friends,
is loyalty.
586
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,212
You are my chosen family.
587
00:21:13,312 --> 00:21:15,013
[Janelle] Aww.
588
00:21:15,113 --> 00:21:16,535
- [Rainey] To Meatfest!
- [Earl] To Meatfest!
589
00:21:16,635 --> 00:21:19,318
[all cheering]
590
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,102
All right, now where
do we start with this?
591
00:21:24,202 --> 00:21:27,826
[indistinct chatter]
592
00:21:27,926 --> 00:21:30,489
- You okay?
- I'm far from okay.
593
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:36,034
Mm-mm-mm.
594
00:21:36,134 --> 00:21:38,637
Always the thirsty bitch.
595
00:21:38,737 --> 00:21:40,519
Lap it up, poor baby dumb-dumb.
596
00:21:40,619 --> 00:21:42,601
Trish, just back the fuck off.
597
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,363
Oh.
Oh, no, no, don't talk to me.
598
00:21:44,463 --> 00:21:45,764
Talk to the judge
in divorce court.
599
00:21:45,864 --> 00:21:47,406
Now's not the time.
600
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:48,967
Y'all need to get your asses
back in there.
601
00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,089
Ooh, I should really
whoop your ass
602
00:21:51,189 --> 00:21:52,411
right here
in front of everybody.
603
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:53,932
Calm down, Trish.
604
00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:55,374
Don't fucking tell me
to calm down!
605
00:21:55,474 --> 00:21:56,615
- [Nancy] Excuse me?
- [Janelle] Hey!
606
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:57,656
Oh, why is everyone in here?
607
00:21:57,756 --> 00:21:59,758
Is it something I said?
608
00:22:04,563 --> 00:22:06,224
Earl.
609
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:07,666
Don't look at me.
610
00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:09,768
I'm-I'm Switzerland.
611
00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:14,513
Oh. Huh?
612
00:22:14,613 --> 00:22:16,635
You?
613
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:21,400
Earl? Janelle? Nancy? No?
614
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,442
None of y'all, hmm?
615
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,764
Okay, you know what? Fuck it.
616
00:22:25,864 --> 00:22:28,046
I cannot do this shit anymore.
617
00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:29,568
No more secrets.
618
00:22:29,668 --> 00:22:31,850
Mommy,
619
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:34,733
Ashley done fucked around
on Miles,
620
00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:37,716
and everybody here knows
but you.
621
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,784
Jacque, I am in love with you.
622
00:22:45,884 --> 00:22:47,866
And I tried
to break you and Cuddie up
623
00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:50,509
by telling P-Lo to tell him
to wear a pirate costume.
624
00:22:50,609 --> 00:22:52,230
- [scoffs]
- Sabotage.
625
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:55,073
Uh, I have some good news.
626
00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:57,876
Um, I'm moving back to Bali.
627
00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,518
Hold on. What?
628
00:22:59,618 --> 00:23:02,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
629
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,102
Go back.
630
00:23:05,263 --> 00:23:07,926
Ashley, that's not true, is it?
631
00:23:08,026 --> 00:23:10,549
I don't--um...
632
00:23:15,674 --> 00:23:17,896
I'm sorry.
633
00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:22,521
I'm so sorry.
There's um... no excuse.
634
00:23:25,884 --> 00:23:28,667
Rainey, I just miss him
so much.
635
00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:30,889
[Rainey]
Are you fucking kidding me?
636
00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:38,216
I-I just wanted
a bit of normal again.
637
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:43,081
I've just been having
a really hard time.
638
00:23:43,181 --> 00:23:46,044
And it's not
anyone else's problem,
639
00:23:46,144 --> 00:23:48,567
so I just stuff it down.
640
00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:50,328
But it's gotten worse,
641
00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:52,290
and I- I don't feel
like myself anymore.
642
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:55,534
I just--I got drunk,
643
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,856
and some guy was being
really nice to me,
644
00:23:57,956 --> 00:24:01,800
and... it was so stupid.
645
00:24:04,082 --> 00:24:05,744
And I'll tell Miles myself.
646
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:09,047
Just- just please, at least
let me tell him myself.
647
00:24:10,969 --> 00:24:12,971
[Miles] Well, you just did.
648
00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,919
[Trish] Oh, shit.
649
00:24:21,019 --> 00:24:23,502
My brother done
broke out of jail.
650
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:31,490
I tried to call.
651
00:24:31,590 --> 00:24:35,113
But there's no phones
at Meatfest, so...
652
00:24:37,035 --> 00:24:39,017
[Sean] Come on, Thizzly.
We did it.
653
00:24:39,117 --> 00:24:41,179
We got the praying mantises!
654
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:42,821
Dad!
655
00:24:42,921 --> 00:24:45,704
[soft music playing]
656
00:24:45,804 --> 00:24:46,745
♪ ♪
657
00:24:46,845 --> 00:24:48,427
[grunts]
658
00:24:48,527 --> 00:24:52,230
[laughing]
659
00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:54,032
[Sean] I missed you.
660
00:24:54,132 --> 00:24:57,015
♪ ♪
661
00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:08,967
[Trish] Fuck.
662
00:25:09,067 --> 00:25:10,969
We are at white capacity.
663
00:25:11,069 --> 00:25:12,410
Darrell, I will
make you a plate,
664
00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:13,532
but you gotta go.
665
00:25:13,632 --> 00:25:15,013
- Okay.
- [clicks]
666
00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:19,057
[SOB x RBE's
"Onna Gang" playing]
667
00:25:19,157 --> 00:25:21,099
[DaBoii] Shit, I'ma name
this shit "Onna Gang," nigga,
668
00:25:21,199 --> 00:25:23,181
'cause, nigga,
everything I'm saying, nigga,
669
00:25:23,281 --> 00:25:25,824
that's on gang, nigga.
670
00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:27,586
♪ Just cause you got
Ya ass a gun ♪
671
00:25:27,686 --> 00:25:29,668
♪ That don't make you
A gangster ♪
672
00:25:29,768 --> 00:25:31,510
♪ Ol' badass lil boy
I'll give you a spanking ♪
673
00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:32,991
♪ I know some niggas
Want me dead ♪
674
00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:34,873
♪ I be keeping 'em patient ♪
675
00:25:34,973 --> 00:25:36,314
♪ Keep taking pictures
With all them hammers ♪
676
00:25:36,414 --> 00:25:38,036
♪ Ain't beating no cases ♪
677
00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:39,478
♪ Load the clips up
With gloves ♪
678
00:25:39,578 --> 00:25:41,800
♪ I ain't leaving no traces ♪
679
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,562
♪ I'll leave up out this Earth
before leaving a statement ♪
680
00:25:43,662 --> 00:25:45,283
♪ Fuck with us
Yeah, just know ♪
681
00:25:45,383 --> 00:25:47,445
♪ That you beefing
With Haitians ♪
682
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:49,327
♪ We ride around with baby K's
On a special occasion ♪
683
00:25:49,427 --> 00:25:51,329
♪ Li'l bitch, I'm a dog
But a lion at heart ♪
684
00:25:51,429 --> 00:25:52,771
♪ You know that shit
Gon' come to light ♪
685
00:25:52,871 --> 00:25:54,653
♪ You can't hide in the dark ♪
686
00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:56,014
♪ And you can't get up
In this whip ♪
687
00:25:56,114 --> 00:25:57,816
♪ Catch you riding a bar ♪
688
00:25:57,916 --> 00:25:59,177
♪ And you don't mean
Shit you tweet ♪
689
00:25:59,277 --> 00:26:01,259
♪ But be typing it hard ♪
690
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,141
♪ And every time I hit a bitch
It be from behind ♪
691
00:26:03,241 --> 00:26:04,503
♪ When they had me
In that cell ♪
692
00:26:04,603 --> 00:26:06,665
♪ I was beefing with time ♪
693
00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,827
♪ Nah, nigga, I don't rap
I'm just speaking my mind ♪
694
00:26:08,927 --> 00:26:10,549
♪ DaBoii for president, bitch
I'm freeing the guys ♪
695
00:26:10,649 --> 00:26:11,950
♪ Keep on talking
Out your neck ♪
696
00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:13,672
♪ That shit funny as fuck ♪
697
00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:14,993
♪ I'm finna pull up
On your sister ♪
698
00:26:15,093 --> 00:26:16,795
♪ And bust me a nut ♪
699
00:26:16,895 --> 00:26:18,076
♪ I'm not familiar
With no manners ♪
700
00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,178
♪ Or no home training ♪
49651
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